Ahoy hoy! Sorry I have written is like a month, but I've been doing....stuff. So anyway, I went over to Vanessa's yesterday for a sleepover, and I thought it was going to be like a regular sleepover, you know? But then when I walked in, everyone was like, "Surprise!" And Brittney and Holly and Teale were there, and they had like arranged a surprise birthday party for me, even though my birthday's on the 19th but whatever, and they had bought me all this stuff like clothes and a Spice Girls doll(yes, I still like Spice Girls), and then they like flat-ironed my hair, even though it's already straight, but they made it straighter, and then we had dinner and then later there was an even bigger surprise when they came out with the cake that Holly and her mom had made for me and I was just like "Oh my god! I can't believe ya'll pulled one on me!" and then Teale left at like 7 and Britney stayed till 10, which meant she only got to watch half of The Ring, which was like totally scary, but she got to watch National Security, which was SO hillarious. And then me and Vanessa stayed up till like 1am but then she fell asleep and I was up till like 2 thinking "Ok this is stupid" because I like couldn't fall asleep. Oh, by the way, Ruben Studdard won American Idol. But it's okay though, Clay's CD is still number 1 on Amazon. Rock on Clay!!! And I'm also going to have party at my house on the 19th with Brittney and Holly and Vanessa. So that's good. I don't Jeremy Lott is going to post anymore of this on his site because I haven't written in so long and so he's probably forgotten my site. Happy Saturclay!

Okay, it's like 8:12am here and I don't know what I'm doing on the computer, aside from trying to think of a way to get Tyler back(he just broke up with me). Maybe I'll call him tonight. He seriously thought it was FUNNY that I was crying. I mean, come on. I'd rather go out with Clay Aiken. Speaking of Clay, check this out:
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Okay...not much to write about. Martha and Hannah and Gavin are coming today. With Tim. Homework? Socials map of China. Fun. So it turns out Ace of Base have a new CD. But it's only been released in freak places like Holland and Zimbabwe. I got some of the songs of WinMX. It's 8:35am in Adelaide right now. I went to www.touradelaide.com and found way more pictures then I have before. I guess it helps if you actually look. Now I have all the Delta Goodrem songs. I'm sending in a tape of me singing to a record studio to see if they want it. I found two possible places. One in Toronto and one in Adelaide. Bet you can guess which place I'm going to send it to. I'm singing all Delta Goodrem songs. I got two rings yesterday. Well actually, 3. The first one is an American flag one which came with two small silver ones, and the other is a neopets ring, which is kind of too big for me so I put the two silver rings on either side to hold it in place. I wonder if the Adelaide record company will accept my tape? I hope so. So now they're down to 4 contestants on American Idol: Clay(he is SO hot), Ruben(205), Josh(at ease), and Kimberly Locke(um...)I really really really hope Clay wins. Mum bought me a Harry Potter desk calendar(which I've been wanting since Christmas)and this fake curly hair thing, which is really cool. And I also got this pink slidy thing that you can put things in. Now I'm downloading two more Ase of Base songs. The song I have in my head is Clay Aiken, "Build me up buttercup" which he was SO good at. He is SO going to win this thing. Too bad they don't get American Idol in Australia. They do get Temptation Island though. What a freakshow. The idea of it is SO retarded. One of the funniest things I have ever read is the Jaded Journalist's recap of Wednesday's American Idol. You can find it at www.idolonfox.com, and if you're a Clay fan you can go to www.claytonaiken.com, and www.carmenidol.com for Carmen. I've been up since 9:45am...which is early for me. I fell asleep at like 3:30am, which means I got like 6 hours of sleep, which is SO not good.

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Oh my god, so Carmen got kicked off on American Idol last night, and so I was crying hysterical for like 2 hours, and then I was crying this morning at school too, and then I ran out of the classroom in block E because Jaret was saying that my car was a tin can with wheels, and so I talked to Mrs.Harrison for awhile, and today Britney made up a song it's so funny, it's this, "You filthy dirty person, you live out on the streets, you eat food from the trash can, and are budget-free" Oh my god that's SO funny I was going hysterical laughing and Metcalfe was staring at me and tomorrow we get to go on a field trip to see the movie Holes which is cool because Mum is driving and she's going to watch the movie with us. Britney said I sing exactly like Carmen, which is a lie because I could NEVER be that good. And now I'm listening to Kimberly Caldwell, "It's Still Rock and Roll to me" which is a really good song, even though she's not my favorite. Darn it, these stupid songs arn't working. Oh well, I'll get them later. Now me and mum are talking about Nick. He's a problem child.

Oh my god, on American Idol last night, they had Carmen, Kimberly Caldwell, and Trenyce, and they put Trenyce back in, and then they put Carmen back in(YES!!!)and then they kicked off Kimberly Caldwell. HAHA, serves her right. But me and bubs totally thought that Carmen was going to get kicked off(I even pressed the record button because I thought that was going to be the last I saw of Carmen)and then they put her back in and we were like Ohhh mygod. Go Carmen!!! And when I told Hamtaro how much I loved Carmen, she's just like "Carmen's your favorite?" and I'm like, "Yeah, she's the best dude!" And she's just like, "Her performance on tuesday was so bad, and that ugly little teacosy dress she was wearing?" and I was just like, "Okay, and when did you become such a fashion expert?" Jeez. And now I'm listening to Evanescence "tourniquet". Right now in Art we're doing grid pictures. I'm doing the American and the Australian flag. I started the US of A one(ha mr.burns)but Britney accidentally messed it up, so I had to redo it. Now I'm listening to 98 degree's "The Hardest Thing" which is supposed to be Karaoke but it's not. Bubs is getting me all this karaoke stuff so I can sing to it. Notice I have much less to write now that Alistair's gone. It's 9:30am in Australia right now. Don't worry. I'll find some way to talk to him again.

So now I'm listening to one of my Delta Goodrem songs. Today we had our first art class(part 4 of our FAAS session). Mr.Butterfield is pretty cool. He gave us a sheet of squiggly lines and we had to use our imagination to turn them into something recognizable. Tomorrow is the American Idol performances. Alistair comes back in a month and 1 day, which is cool. Right now it's 10:00 am in Adelaide right now. Haha, he's only just started school. He's probably walking down corridor 61.7 right now. Ha. That's how the halls in his private school are labelled. Right now I'm listening to the final ten contestants of American Idol singing "God Bless The USA" I made a copy of that song, drew an American flag, and posted it up in my locker. I'm from Bountiful, Utah. Whoa, the screen just brightened and it went down again. Bright now. And now I'm listening to the new Christina Aguilera song, "Fighter". On Thursday we get to go to Chinatown, because we're reading White Jade Tiger, and Hamtaro(Mrs.Hampton)thought it would be a good opportunity for us to learn about Chinese culture and food(we're going to a chinese restaurant)or something like that. Well the Simpsons are on right now so I have to go. LOL that's SO funny....lol med school.

So now I have all the Carmen Rasmusen songs that she's sung on American Idol so far, which are Can't Fight The Moonlight(03.04.03), You can't hurry love(03.11.03), Hopelessly Devoted to you(03.18.03), Wild Angels(03.25.03), Turn The Beat Around(04.01.03), and Call Me(04.08.03). I did hopelessly devoted to you for my talent show. Last Wednesday Rickey Smith got voted off, and I like almost cried. I thought that Kimberly Locke was going to get kicked off. In the bottom 3 they had Kimberly Locke(as always)Rickey, and Kimberly Caldwell(for the second time)and as usual they put Kimberly Locke back in, and so it was down to Ricky and Kimberly Caldwel. And then when they put Kimberly back in and Rickey was kicked off everyone was just like oh my god! And of course Carmen stayed on because well, she almost got voted off last week so everyone who wanted her and Trenyce to stay on voted for them. And on Tuesday Kelly Clarkson performed her new song "Miss Independent" which actually isn't her song it's Christina Aguilera's, but I guess she stole it. I also found this really cool Carmen Rasmusen site, which is http://starsstudio.net/carmen/index1.html. Another cool site is www.jeremiads.blogspot.com. Maybe I should start up a site about Carmen? But what would I use? Xanga? Well actually now I'm at www.yahoo.com and I need both webpages so I have to go now. Ahoy!

So we got a new computer, and now I have the old one with internet. The talent show is in days, up at Claremont Hight School. And tomorrow I get to go up to Claremont with my Choir. And on April 16 grade 6, 7, and Concert Band get to go up to Esquimalt Community Theatre to perform. If Alistair was still here, he could go in the concert. But he's back in Australia, where he belongs. But does he really belong there? I mean, I know it's where he wants to be, but I want him to be here. And so does Duncan, and Mike, and the rest of his friends. Today I walked home with Rorey. Well actually, he kind of followed me home. Tyler Bellagente gave me his phone number and I called him, but then he wasn't home, so I left my number with his sister and he called me back, and he said he would go out with me. And if you're thinking that I've found someone to replace Alistair, I haven't. No one could ever replace Alistair. He still is and will always be the coolest person I have ever met. Way too cool for me. And now's there's this new Australian pop singer, Delta Goodrem, and she's really good, but no one else had heard of her besides me, and that's probably because I heard about it from the Ninemsn Australia newsletters I get every week, but whatever. So American Idol has come down to 8 contestants:Clay Aiken(9), Ruben Studdard(8), Joshua Gracin(7)Rickey Smith(6), Kimberly Caldwell(9)Trenyce(8)Kimberly Locke(5), and Carmen Rasmusen(10). The numbers are how much I've rated them out of 10. As you can see, I like Carmen the best. That's because she IS the best. Tonight is the performance night, where they have a special guest. Every Tuesday is performance night, and they always have a special celebrity guest, and Wednesday is Elimination Night. Here are the guests they've had so far: Lamont Dozier, Gladys Night, Olivia Newton-John(who is the BEST because she's Australian), and Verdine White(who is scary)And now since it comes on in like 5 minutes, I seriously have to go now. Ahoy!

So I was with Alistair and Rorey today after school, and it was weird because Alistair was just like dancing on this tree stump and then Rorey pushed my backpack into it and it got stuck, so I was just like SO mad, but then I came home and I phoned him(Alistair, I mean, not Rorey) And I was telling him about how yesterday on American Idol they kicked off Julia Demato, and then I was telling him about how I did my Wildcard Audition for the Talent show yesterday, and I was like, "Yeah, so now I'm in the talent show" so then he goes "So are you in the talent show?" and I'm just like, "Yes...." and he's like, "Oh sweet!" like he had only just known that I was like okay I just told you that and he's like oh. Jeez, it's like, learn to listen. And then he asked me, "What are you going to do when I'm gone?" and I was just like, "Uh....stuff? Oh wait a minute, what, do you think I'm just like gonna be miserable for like ever?" and he's like, "Sort of" and well I will be for a little while, but it's okay though, I have his phone number in Australia. And then he said that if he ever comes back he hopes he'll see me again at school or something, and then he said, "So see you in a long time." And then I asked to talk to his mom, and then I did, and I was like, "Even though I didn't really know you, I just want to say thank you, for being nice to me, and that I'm like, gonna miss you and stuff" and then she said about how hard it was to leave because of all the friends they'd made and how everyone was so nice to them. And she said that if I ever come to Australia, I've got someone to come and visit, and to look them up if I go there, and that thanks for my friendship with Alistair and Ben and Millie and everybody, and that she hopes we'll meet again sometime like if they ever come back, and she said that if I want the phone number I can go to Mr.Diekmeir because he has it, and I told her that Ben had already given it to me, and she said that was good and to phone them sometime. And I will, seriously. And I have met her before, like when she's come to pick up Alistair and today when they left in their car Millie said, "Bye Rebecca!" I can't believe she actually knew it was me, probably because Alistair told her. And Mr.Diekmeir's class had a party for Alistair and they had cake and pop and stuff so Alistair was like totally sugar-loaded and mental after school like I said, and they made him a big card, which even I signed. Sigh....he goes to Mexico tomorrow for a week and then back to Australia, but he's coming back to visit on May 15.

Okay, so I just got off the phone with Alistair, and oh my god that was SO funny!!! I asked him what he thought I wanted, and he almost said girlfriend but he stopped, and I was like "Oh my god I can't believe you think that" and he's like, "What?" and I'm like, "You think I want to be your girlfriend? Uh-uh, ya right, no way" and he's just like, "Why?" and oh my god I can't believe he said that!!! Because I know that he doesn't want me as his girlfriend which is totally okay because I just want to be his friend, right? But then I can't believe he said why!!! I mean, it's not like he's so perfect. Well, actually it is, but whatever. I mean, he's cool, that's it. Right now I'm listening to Shania Twain's Up!! Sorry I'm so wired, I'm just so happy right now because I just talked to Alistair. And he just like went all hysterical when I told him my MSN name is I HATE DUNCAN POLSON, which it is, and I suppose tomorrow I'll just go talk to him after school AGAIN. Not that I don't want to, of course. And now I'm listening to Stacie Orrico, "Stuck" LALALA HEHEHE whoa sorry I'm just like so like wired like you know? And I'm just like such a like Valleygirl, like. LOL that's SO funny!!!! "My love's a broken record that's skippin' in my head, I keep playin' yesterday, why we gots to play these games we play" sorry I'm just copying things from the song!!! LOL and Alistair thinks I'm just like totally normal which sometimes I am and sometimes I'm totally MENTAL like him LOL!!!! And Stephanie was being stupid and throwing wood in the dustbins(I'm going Harry Potter)and Alistair passed by, and I was just like, "Okay, what's his problem?" and he asked me tonight why I said that, and I was like I don't know, but he thought it was funny so it was totally OKAY!!!! And now I'm listening to Australian singer Slim Dusty with his song" Waltzing Matilda" "Up rode the squatter, mounted on his thourough-bred, up rode the troopers 1-2-3!!!!" YAY I LOVE THAT SONG!!!! Probably because it's AUSTRALIAN AND AUSSIES ROCK!!!! GO GEORGE BUSH!!! LOL!!!!"And his ghost may be heard as you're passing by that billabong, you'll come a waltzing matilda with me" The swagman's ghost I mean, not Bush. Althought that's probably what most of you would like to hear because you're all so MEAN!!!!! Ahoy!!!!!!

Oh my god I am just like SO mad!!! God, I hate Duncan Polson SO much! I normally don't insult Alistair's friends that much, but oh my god! See first, I phoned Alistair, and Millie answered the phone, and I asked to talk to Alistair, and Duncan took the phone, and he's like, "Hi Rebecca. It's Duncan" and I was just like, "Oh my god are you serious?" and he's like, "Yes. Me and Alistair are in a mind-jerking game of cards right now" and I'm just like, "Whatever" and he's just like, "Bye" and he hangs up the phone. And I'm just like, "Duncan!" but by then it was too late. So then I was so mad, but later I phoned back and talked to Millie, so then that was sort of okay. But then I asked Millie when Duncan was leaving, and she asked him, and he took the phone again, and was just like, "Hi Rebecca" and I was like, "Why did you hang up on me?" and he's like, "Because you're annoying" and I was just like, "Oh my god I can't believe you" and he's like, "And I'm going to do it again" and he did! What a pig! God, I'm SO mad. But that's okay though, because he's got concert band tomorrow and I have Choir, and we both finish at 4:30, so I can talk to him then. But I won't be mad at him, because it's not his fault the way his stupid friends act. And Cameron was chasing Millie around the house because he had eaten his Fruit Roll Up and he wanted Millie's, but she wouldn't let him have it, and so he was like trying to jump on her, and when she told me that he wanted it, he's just like, "I don't want it now okay? so just go away!" which is weird for a 4 year old to say, but whatever. And then she was all happy that he had gone away, and she was like, "Now Cameron doesn't want it, and now I can eat it all myself." Aww, that is just SO cute. But it's weird, because Alistair doesn't seem to have any memory at all. Like when I told him about how he had said about how his life had like totally changed when he came here, and he's like, "When did I say that?" and I'm like, "Uh, like, yesterday" and he's like, "Really?" Right. What is up with that? Okay, Alistair's mom likes Shania Twain, which I can understand, because so do I, but his dad likes Norah Jones, and oh my god she's SO boring. I'm listening to one of her songs right now, and it's just like some cheap jazz thing. Alistair's mom said it was country. So they are going to mexico, but at the end of next week. Which is good, because that means I still have like 5 days to talk to him and Ben and Millie and his mom. And maybe his dad.

Okay, so I was phoning Alistair like all morning, but there was no answer, so I thought they had gone to Mexico like Ben said they were going to, but then after Passions I phoned him, and I was totally not expecting anyone to answer, and his mom picked up the phone. I was just like oh my god, and then when I was talking to Alistair I like totally couldn't even breathe, and I was just like, "Oh my god I'm so sorry I don't know what's wrong with me today" and then he was watching Dragon Tales with Millie and Cameron, and I was watching Dragon Tales with myself. Sad, isn't it? And then we were both watching Arthur, but then I turned it off because I hate that show. Stupid, half human bear thing......ok, I'm good now. So then I had to explain American Idol to him, because he didn't get it. I mean, he does have a television, but he doesn't watch it that much because he has so much stuff to do. So then I told him about the final 11, which has now become the final 10, but I don't know who got kicked off tonight because I was at swimming. I bet it was either Trynece, or Charles Grigsby. They both totally suck. And when I was on the phone with Alistair, Tim was listening on the phone upstairs, and I heard him, and then I went to see what he was doing, and he picked up the phone again, and he was like, "Alistair. Alistair!" and Alistair's like, "What?" and Timothy's all like, "oh yeah, Rebecca's such a loser isn't she?" and Alistair was like, "I don't know," and I was like, "Tim's just like waiting for you to say something" and he's like, "Well what should I say" and Tim's like, "Say duh" and I was just like laughing and then I said, "Say some Australian things" and Alistair's like, "Like what? I don't know many Australian things" and Tim's like, "Crikey!" which was just SO funny. And after dinner today, Hannah's like, "Becca, you're not allowed to have Alistair while you're eating dinner" and I was just like BAH! Because I just totally don't know where that came from. And now I'm watching Franklin. Hmm....

Okay, so finally this stupid site is up again! God, I'd been wanting to write for ages, and every time I went to it, it wouldn't work! But that's okay, because now I have like tons to write about. Okay, how it started out, see, was when I was with Nick and Charlie in the library and then Charlie was on the computer, and he's like, "Hey Rebecca, you might be interested in this book, "Cooking The Australian Way" and then so later I told mum about that and she's like, "What, crocodiles and kangaroos?" and then I was just like bah! Because I totally didn't believe that, right? And then the next day I was talking to Ben, and I was like, "My mom thinks that Australian people eat kangaroos," and he's like, "Oh yeah, Kangaroos are the best!" Whoa. And he was saying about how good they were, and I was like, "ew!" because that is just like SO gross and mean. And Alistair said they eat crocodiles too, but they don't matter because they're just like, weird green snappy things. And when I was talking to his 6 year old sister, Millie, she was eating Kangaroo meat. Gross. And then I asked Alistair if they shoot the Kangaroos, and he's like, "Oh my god, don't you know anything? We use a sort of needle, you know like the kind they use for Hepetitus B shots?" Right. And a few days ago I let Alistair go into my Neopets account, because he said he could get me free food, right? And so of course I let him, and when he saw how many neopoints I had, he freaked. I mean, I only have 73, 000 in my bank account. I mean, come on. But seriously, he was like oh my god. And it turns out he couldn't get me free food because he was planning to go to the soup kitchen, and you can only go there if you have under 10 000. He has 6000 Neopoints. He also asked me why I don't have a discription of my pets, and I was like, "Why would I?" and he's like, "Because, how are people supposed to know what they're like?" and he read me one of his. He called his Neopets his petty-petties. Hmm....And so I was reading up on the latest information on the war with Iraq, and this is what the Australian Prime Minister said:"The government has authorized the chief of the Australian defence force to place the Australian forces already deployed in the Gulf Region as part of any US led coalition operation that may take place in the future," a somber Howard, flanked by two Australian flags, said in a televised address to the nation. I got that straight from www.ctv.ca. So the Aussies are sending out 2000 troops to fight the Iraqi people. My bet on how many survive? 1500. Here are two really good Australia sites: www.touradelaide.com, and www.imagesaustralia.com. The Australian National Anthem, "Advance Australia Fair", is pretty cool, and so is the song by Slim Dusty(who is like the most famous singer in Australia), "Waltzing Matilda". Oh, and I found out what Alistair's middle name is. Donald. But don't tell anyone, Jeremy(and I mean you, Lott)because he really doesn't like it. Alistair Donald Young.

Okay, so I talked to Alistair and Ben today when I got home from school, and they were both so completely PSYCHO because I guess that they both hadn't eaten but whatever. See, when Alistair first picked up the phone, he was like, "uh-oh" and I was like, "Hi," and then he's like, "HELOOOOOO" and I was just like WHOA! Because I've heard him go nuts but not THAT nuts. I mean, honestly. And so Ben was going crazy too, and Alistair was saying freak things and Ben was like shut up and so alistair goes, "Ooh, Ben likes Rebecca," and I was like bah! and then Ben was saying how stupid the phone was, and I was like, "okay, so you're insulting the telephone," and Alistair goes in the background, "ooh, Rebecca likes the telephone" Honestly. And then Alistair said that Ben called me Rachel. Bah! But I found out from Emily, who is in his class, that Alistair was acting like a freak in block F too. So he said to call him on Saturday because that's when they'll be done all their packing. They're leaving in 3 and a half weeks, which means Alistair only has 8 more school days, not including spring break. At least, that's what Ben says. And I asked Ben if he knew of Rundle mall, because I found out about that at www.touradelaide.com, and he said that it was the sweetest mall ever, other than Mayfair Mall. So we had this musical thing today at school, it was a Cinderella performance performed by the Vancouver Opera House people. It was cool, and music-like, if that's a word. Speaking of words, nobody spoke in the performance. They sang. Whatever. So I can't wait till tomorrow because then after school I can go see Alistair, but I have to make sure that I leave when his friends come. I can do that. And plus we get our report cards tomorrow. I wonder what Alistair will get? Probably all A's like last time, I expect. I shall have to ask. But Alistair really was totally mental today. And so was Ben. And American Idol comes on in 10 minutes, so I seriously have to watch it.

Okay, so Alistair has Gastro, which is what he got from Cameron and Millie, and they got it from Ben, and so now he's like on this thing called a drip which Ben said is supposed to give the fluid back to his body so that he can go to Swimming Championships or something like that. I don't know. It's just like, if you can't understand it, just ignore it. Today is Hannah's birthday. She's 3. Well, actually it's not really her real birthday until she's 4 because her birthday is on a leap year, so, that's why. Not that any of you didn't already know that, but whatever. So Sandy thinks that I like Ben. I mean, seriously. Because I like talk about him all the time at school(don't ask why) and so she's just like, "You like him" And I'm just like, "He's 9 years old" so then she goes, "Age doesn't matter to you" and I'm just like, bah. Because that is just SO dumb, I mean, just because I talk to him on the phone all the time and talk about him all the time does NOT mean that I like him. It doesn't. And so Alistair wanted me to read him this thing that Ben had told me, but I didn't want to because I thought it might be wrong, and so Alistair's like, "Read the stupid thing or I'll bash you up at school tomorrow" and I just like, "Yeah right, you could not" and he's just like, "I could. You're a girl with skinny arms. I could deck you anytime" and I'm like bah! I mean it, if he EVER tried to deck me, I'd just deck him right back! Ha! And so now I'm just talking to Gena on MSN but it's kinda boring because she's the only one on and I'm used to talking to like six people at once because I have like 42 people on msn. And so I'll probably talk to Alistair tomorrow, and if not him, then Ben. Or both. Okay, so Mr.Rogers from Mr.Rogers Neighborhood died. :'( And I love that show even though it's like for five year olds but whatever, I mean, I watch Dragon Tales too. So in that show there's like Purple Panda, and King Friday VIII, Daniel Striped Tiger, and Curious X the Owl. And then there were always those really cool trolley rides. And if Alistair reads this he's gonna think I'm like just a total freak because I watch this show and like know all the characters, but whatever. See, most of the episodes are just repeats because the final episode was aired in December 2002. Hehe, I'm smart. Well, Big Wolf On Campus comes on at 11:30 and that's like my favorite show, so I like better go. Ahoy!

Okay, so I phoned Alistair when I got home, except he wasn't there because he was at Choir, and so I just like talked to Ben for like almost an hour, and then when Alistair came home he didn't really want to talk because he was just like really mad at Mr.Diekmeir because he made him do this thing over again for like the fourth time, but then I don't really understand why, because Alistair is just like SO smart and so I can't think what he could have done wrong, but whatever. And then I thought it was just that he didn't really want to talk to me, but then Ben said that he's always like that when he's mad, and so then it was just like okay. Because he said that like when Alistair gets mad, it's like he just like gets out of the car, slams the door, and then like goes stomping around the house telling people to be quiet when they just like say one thing. Jeez, I so totally wouldn't be want to be around him when he's like that. And then so I was telling Ben about how Alistair just like never says anythings, so then he goes, "Well, he's not always like that, and if you came over for a play(as he called it), then you would see what he's really like." I wonder if that would ever be possible? Hmm....And then so the Talent Show auditions are coming up like really soon and I've already signed up, and I'm just like totally freaked out, because I'm going to be like singing, and so it's just like totally like oh my god. See, Alistair could probably go in it, but then by the time the actual talent show was on, he totally wouldn't be here, because he's just like going back to Australia at the end of March, and before that they're going to Lake Louise, and then Mexico, and it's just like they like never stay in the same place for more than like, a week, which makes me realize how little of a life I have. I mean, Alistair does Choir, Concert Band, Rugby, and Swimming. And I do Choir. That's it. I mean, what's up with that? And then Ben was saying about how when they go on trips, their mum and dad always like completely go mental over the scenery, and they just like have to stop just to like take a photo of like, a rock. These are the three best people ever: Jack Nicholson, Michael Jackson, and Simon Cowell. And then there's Alistair, but he's just like, in a totally different category.

Okay, so yesterday, I typed out this whole thing and then it didn't work and then I was just like aaarrrghhh! because I had really typed SO much. And so I guess I'll just have to tell you in all over again. So, yesterday, I was talking to Alistair and the thing is, he hadn't eaten and so when Alistair doesn't eat he is just like so totally retarded and he was upside down on his bed because he said that he thought that if he let all the blood rush to his head than it would be normal, but I seriously don't think it worked because he was like totally saying really mean things about his brother and I was just like "you are SO mean" and he's like, "I know" and then I said how Ben was way nicer(although I was seriously kidding)and so then he goes, "That's because he likes you, and he wants me to set him up on a date with you" and then I was like,"but isn't he like 9 years old?"and then he's like,"yeah, but I'm 11 and you're 12, so we're both younger than you, so you could go out with either of us" and then I was just totally like bah! because that is like the most freakish thing he has ever said but I bet next time I talk to him he probably won't even remember he said that because maybe after he's finished being mental he forgets what he's said. Or something...like that. So I called him when I got home today(we got off at like 12:20-early dismissal)but then Ben said that he was at Duncan's house for a sleepover and that Duncan was coming over to his house tomorrow so I couldn't call him till like Saturday, which is like really dumb because um...I forgot. But whatever. See, what's really cool is that Ben actually remembered my name when I phoned(well actually, he called me Grace first until he remembered that Grace was my last name not my first, but whatever, he got it right in the end)And so Jeremy Lott keeps putting bits of my blogs on his site because Dad says he's a really big fan of my site which is really cool, because it's so good to finally have someone appreciate the work that I've put into my site(well, not exactly work, but whatever)because most people just say about how dumb it is to write this whole thing on just like Alistair and stuff. But whatever, I don't care, it's cool to be able to put stuff on the internet for people to see. I have two ways of doing things, see. One is to write in my diary, and the things that arn't secret enough to write in there, I write on here!

Okay so now I'm watching American Idol and talking to Michael Lily(Mr.Lily's son) and Brian, and they're both being so dumb. And now this person named Kyla is in the conversation and I have no idea who she is but whatever. So I called Alistair but he wasn't home so I talked to his brother(Ben) for like half and hour because his brother is so much easier to talk to because he actually says stuff and so I was asking him if there were such things as Australian tree spirits because I had a dream about one and so I told him and he was saying stuff about Aboriginal Australians and stuff like that. And then he was like totally laughing hysterically because Alistair's other brother Cameron was like running around hitting people with a stick. Bah! And so he said that I could call Alistair tomorrow at like 4:30 because he would like totally be home. And so I'll just like totally have to think of things to say before hand because if I don't then when I run out of things to say I'll probably say something really stupid like, "Oh, guess what? I like Duncan." So I got two more people's phone numbers today: Shaina Kelly, whose in my class, and Laura, whose in grade 8. And I've phoned both of them already. And so Alistair goes back to Australia soon. No, I don't mean that. I mean he goes to Alberta soon to go to Lake Louise. Duh. And he said that this time he'll give me the phone number so I can call him there. But I seriously need like some sort of reminder of him. Maybe I'll ask him for a picture. Or maybe I'll just get him to leave a message on our machine. Eh, both would probably do. Okay, so I'm gonna go make some toast now, and I probably won't get back till Breaker High is on, so, like, bye. ALISTAIR YOUNG IS THE BEST!!!!!!

So finally this stupid thing works! Okay, I went to this yesterday, and typed like this whole long thing, and then when I go to publish it, it tells me that the request was too long to process or something stupid like that. And then when I tried to go back to it later, the site wouldn't work! So of course I was really mad, but whatever. I phoned Alistair, but he's not home. I should try again soon. See, he phoned on Wednesday, and I was just totally like oh my god! because he has like never phoned me before so it was just like so totally oh my god. So then I haven't called him since then, because I decided that calling him everyday was like really dumb because he would like get mad and I so totally wouldn't want that. So he's going back to Australia at like the end of March which is like really sad but I try not to think about that because it's still like two months away, so I shouldn't be sad now when I can be sad later. So I'm reading this book, from the Sweet Valley High series, called Left At The Alter, and it's so cool. It's about Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefeild, and Jessica is in love with this guy, Jeremy, who's about to get married to this girl, Sue, but then Jeremy decides he's not going to marry her, but then Sue gets this disease that her mom died from, so he decides that he has to marry her. It's kind of sad, but it's also really cool. I only started it yesterday, and I'm already like halfway through the book. We got our interims on Friday. See, interims arn't report cards, they're sort in between. And so because I did good, Mum bought me this little Gnome thing that you can put stuff in, and she let me get two videos from the video store: Holiday In The Sun(Mary-Kate and Ashley), and Merlin. The reason I got Merlin was because we're reading King Arthur stories in school, and Mum got me this King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table book, so I thought that after I watched it, I could bring it to school so Mrs.Hampton could let us watch it. So I went to Vancouver like last week and it was really cool, because I got to go to Barbaras house and Martha's house and then on Sunday me and Barbara went up to Grenfell, and I saw Salvin, and then I saw Hayden. See, me, Hayden, and Kevin have like known each other since like first grade and we have like always hated each other so me and Hayden were like yelling at each other while Barbara was like sitting far away, and it was just like totally weird. And I seriously should go now, because if I make this too long it won't "process". Bye.