Next week's theme is Elton John. Whoa. I hope JPL sings "Tiny Dancer" again like he did in group 3. John Stevens should sing "Rocket Man" like Jenny Gear did on CI. Someone said Latoya should do "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word". If she even touches that song I'll kill her. That is Jamai Loman's song, man! Right now I'm renaming all my American Idol songs with the exact date that they performed. I can list off everybody in groups 1-4, which is the entire top 32. I'll do it right now. I swear I am not looking. You can even ask Calum, because he knows I can recite American Idol names like a freak, which means really well, if you don't know my language properly. Shut up.

Group 1: Diana Degarmo, Marque Lynch, Ashley Thomas, Katie Webber, Erskine Walcott, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Fantasia Barrino.

Group 2: Matt Rogers, Briana Ramirez-Rial, Noel Roman, Jesus Roman, Kara Master, Camile Velasco, Lisa Leuschner, Marisa Joy.

Group 3: Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Amy Adams, Jonah Moananu, Leah Labelle, Charly Lowry, Latoya London.

Group 4: Susan Vulaca, John Preator, Heather Piccinini, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Tiara Purifoy, Lisa Wilson.

The 12 Wildcards - Marque Lynch (pigs!!), Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Lisa Leuschner, Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah Labelle, Susan Vulaca, Tiara Purifoy, and George Huff.

The 8 wildcards that actually got to perform - Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Elizabeth Letendre, Jon Peter Leiws, Leah Labelle, and Susan Vulaca.

The Wildcards who made it through - Jennifer Hudson, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah LeSuck, George Huff.

The top 12: Diana Degarmo, Jennifer Hudson, Fantastic Uglito, Matt Rogers, Camile Velasco, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Amy Adams, Latoya London, Leah Labelle, Jon Peter Lewis.

The top 11: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Matty, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 10: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 9: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Latoya, Jon Petey.

Okay seriously, I'll stop now. Song of the minute: Jon Peter Lewis "This Old Heart Of Mine". Ehh, it's just what I'm listening to for some reason. I have to go out now. Well, I don't HAVE, I just want to so I can get away from all you freaks! No seriously, when I get back I have to do my homework, which is like English, Math, and Science. Ah, the crappiness of it all.

Okay, sorry I'm like two days late on the American Idol stuff, but I'll just recap Tuesday's show (Motown Week) quickly so I can tell you who got voted off:

Camile Velasco - "For once in my life" was the song. She ruined it and sucked, sucked, and sucked some more. HATE!! I wanted JPL to sing that song, because I had just finished watching Ryan Malcolm's version of it from Canadian Idol's Motown Night, and when Ryan said that Camile was doing it, I was like "NOOOOOOOO!" and I almost left the room, I couldn't stand it.

Jon Peter Lewis, JPL - "This old heart of mine". Didn't like him that much. His hair sucked and he didn't sound very good.

Latoya London - "Ooh baby, baby". There are like no words in that song. She got hair extensions so now she looks like Trenyce. Boring.

Amy Adams - "Dancing In The Streets". Really good, Simon said she looked like Jay Leno. Then he said Jay Leno's sister. Jay Leno doesn't have a sister. Simon said he does now. Right.

John Stevens - "My Girl". He is SUCH an idiot! I said that if there was one song he should never do it was that one and he goes and does and screws it up. The Funk Brothers were playing in the background and they drowned him out, the only good thing about his performance was his high note and the fact that he's so hot, but other than that he sucked.

Jennifer Hudson - "Heat Wave" she was really good.

Jasmine Trias - "You're all I need to get by". She's good, but she's boring.

Diana Degarmo - "Do you love me". That is such a five year old song. And no, I don't mean the song is five years old, I mean that five year olds would sing it. She was okay, but really bad song choice.

Fantasia Barrino - "I heard it through the grapevine". Ugh, I want to kill her so bad. All the high notes in that song she got rid of with her horrible Macy Gray screeching. I don't even know what she was wearing, like some freak curtain thing. She added the word "Yeah" like 12 times at the end I wanted to throw something at her. She looks just like her mom. Ugly. Well, her mom had better hair, and not such an ugly face. Yes, I know I'm mean. Shut up.

George Huff - "Ain't too proud to beg". Eeek, Georgie!! He is so cool I love him so much!! He had this towl and he threw it into the crowd at the end of the song, it was so funny. And he said "Listen!" just like he always does, it was so cool!

I voted. Yes, that's right, I voted. Through Internet Text Messaging. Oh yeah. Clams are delish, whoo! Right. Anyway, I voted for like everyone except for Fantastic Uglito, Jasmine, and Camille. I guess I should've voted for Amy more, because, um, she's gone. Yeah, that's right, Amy's gone.

The bottom 3 was Amy, Jen, and Latoya. Yeah, that's right. Latoya. Oh yeah. It was down to John and Latoya to be put in the bottom 3, and John looked so sad he was going to cry because I guess he thought he should've been down there. That idiot Camile is safe. Not even another warning, just "Safe". Ugh.

So Latoya got put back, and then it was down to Amy and Jen, and I was like "Ugh, I don't want either of them to go", but I'm kinda glad Jen is still there.

When I find out what next week's theme is, I'll tell you. The themes have been Soul, Country, Motown. Eliminations were Leah, Matty, and Amy. Song of the day: Amy Adams "Dancing in the streets" and I'm not saying that just because she got voted out, I actually just finished listening to that song and I like it. If you want the songs go to www.the-erics.com. That has such fast service the songs are up on the night of the performances, in like two minutes after the show ends.