AI6 Top 8 Results:

BAILAMOSSSSSSSSS.

Wow.

AWwwww my girl.

Someone likes Lakisha. Phil stop.

What is all this. Ppl. Awwwwww.

WHAT AKON IS THERE?!!! AGAIN?!!

Break.

Back.

Ford commercial lol they all changed.

Lol Simon went to Africa n is a teach. Lol awwwwww. Lol Tony Bennett auditioned. Lol other door.

Break. Wait is this show an hour.

Recappp.

Break.

Back.

Ooooh Phillip is bottom 3 biatch.

Lakisha n Jordan are safe awww my girl. Snajaya we will come back to you. Melinda is asfe. Awwww not my Hails come on. Damn. Her and Phil are like bottom 3 BFF's. Sanjaya. Lol he makes him stand up n sit down again. Blakee. Blakina is safe. Ooooh down to Chris R n Sanjaya. Oooh faceoofff. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Sanajay is safe. Lol Chris R bottom 3.

Break.

Back.

Back issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Chris.

JLO performmm.

Break.

Back.

Going home isssssss...Awwww my Hails damit now I only have 1 girl.

AI6 Top 8: ???

Damn Cooper. Now I dun know the theme.

Melinda is on. Singing something. I need food. There.

Break.

Lakisha next.

Back.

OH IT'S LATIN!!!! k thought so

Wow Lakisha dun wear that dress you dun fit. Sorry to be mean.

Break.

Back.

Chris R - K dun sing Matchbox 20 when you can't even sing anything. Baaaaad. N judges are gay so they love.

Breka.

Back.

Haiiiiillllssss my girlllll - "Turn the beat around". Lol it's Carmen. Awww she did her hair like me. Lol judges hate.

Baldy is next. Baldeep. K. Dun sing 98 degrees Maria Maria. Wowwww baldy messed up bad. N judges hate.

Break.

AHBAHAHAHAHAAH IN THE DARK. Lolz.

Back.

Heyyyy my girl Jordin.

Is singing "Who's gonna get you" or something. Hey we have same hair too.

Blake " I need to know" by Marc Anthony. Lol it's Chris' twin.

Break.

Ahhhhh I fell off the chair lol. I died.

Ohhhh that guy.

Back.

Snaya. what are you singing. you are trynna grow moustache n beard n it not working. wow nicel ook.

Recappp.

AI6 Top 9 Results:

Omg $1000.

Recappp. Whoa Paula languesa.

Break.

Back.

Uhhhhh. K. Nice ford commercial. The car wash is a jungle. Damn Kermit the Frog is always there.

3 groups of 3.

Group 1: Chris Blake Sanjaya
Group 2: Hails Phil Gina
Group 3: Jordin Lakisha Melinda how racist

Group 3 is safeeee.

Group 1 is safeeee.

Breakkkkk.

Backkk.

Michael Buble guyyssss.

Break.

Backkkk.

Oooooh Philly is sszafeeee.

Damn that means one of my girls goes home.

OH DAMN IT'S GINA.

Jordin's soooo sad.

What is that pickle.

AI6 Top 9 Tony Bennettttt.

Blake Lewisssss - "Jack the knife" Ooooh Clay Aiken stealah. Judges were mixed.

Break.

Back.

Baldyyyy. Judges are mixed agian. Simon hated.

Dooooolittle got rhythm. N some judges love.

Break.

Back.

JTTTTT singing Don't Get Around Anymore. N judges love.

Jordin Sparks omggggg - Something about a clear day. My girllll.

break.

bakc.

gina glocksen - smile. woweee my otha girl. simon dun like.

sjanaya - cheek to cheek.

haaaails - savin all my love for you. awwww my 3rd girlll.

break.

back.

lakisha - ain't no sunshine. daaaaamn.

recap.

n now time for my fave show!!

AI6 Top 10 Results:

Ryan has Sanjaya's hair lol.

Recap of last night.

Phil is B3.

Hails is B3.

Yay my girl JSparks is safe.

Breakina. Omfg Akon gon be there.

Back.

GWEN STEFANI OMGGG!! HARAJUKU GIRLS!!!

Wow she is bad. K then.

Break.

Back.

Between Chris n Gina.

Chris is bottom 3.

K dun do that to Hails make her think she's safe n she's not.

Between Hails n Chris.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh fatty's going home biatches.

AI6 Top 12 Results:

What is an American Idol challenge beh.

Recap of last nightttttt. Have fun with that.

Group songieeeee. Someone shops @ American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie&Fitch.

Who is that. Oh it's Jordin lol she straightened her hair.

Kkk break.

Back.

Omg ford commercial stills. What the hell. How gay.

Lakisha is safe. Gina is also safe. Brandon is bottom threeeee. Jordin is safe. Chris Rrrrrrrr is safe. N so is Melinda. Phill is bottom 3333333. Chris Sssss is sssafe. Stephanie is safffe. Blake is safe. So it's down to Sanjaya n Hales.

Break.

Baaaaaack.

K it's the AI challenge. B.

Look it's Diana Ross.

And how are we finishing the rest of the show in 7 mins??

Breeeakina.

Baaaaaackina.

Sanjaya is bottom 3.

Phill is back.

And.....................................................................OHHHHH SHIIIIIT!! Brandon!!

Did not see that coming. Damn. Are there that many Punjabs in America that vote for that loser?

Lol he didn't even get singing time.

Damn AI is not on till 9.

So now I must sit here n watching Beyonce ft. Shakira. And email my lil' Bren.

Everyone loves Brooke Hogan ft. Paul Wall "About Us". Esp me. I'm oh so ballin'.

Crap why am I looking for the AI files from last night when they've already seen tonights!! God.

Take That is sooooooooooo good omgggg. N so is Korn ft. Amy Lee freak on a leash.

There it's on I must published.

AI6 Top 12: Diana Ross night.

Wow. What a great theme.

Oh she's not dead.

It is Brandon. Singing "You can't hurry love". What a great song. I still remember all the words lol. Except that part. Nice ass shaking. Nice word-forgetting. Randy says he went back to background singa except for the last 2 notes. K. Paula says it's hard to be up there. N Simon says it was alllll crap. Oooooh double background singer. Burn. Awwww he's so sad.

Breaaaakies. I need food. Wow. That was a long break. I put like 2 things in the oven and set it by the time the show came back.

Back.

BURN!!!!! Like 20 times!!! That was soooooooo good! "Are high heels hard to wear, Simon?" "You should know, Ryan" "Stay out of my closet" "Come out of it" "This is about the top 12, not your wishes". Lol!!

Melinda Doolittle - "Home" from The Wiz. I see. How tight. All I heard was "Mr.Linderman". Randy says he doesn't know if it was his favourite but it was still really strong; boys: 0, girls: 1. Ummmmmm shiiiit. Paula's lost it. What the hell she's totally crying. Now Melinda is too. I think she's on crack. Now Simon can't talk. He says she made a boring song good and that he reminds her of a young Gladys Knight.

Chris Sligh - "Endless Love". Holy no glasses Chris. People look so different without them. I guess I'm starting to as well like when I don't wear them sometimes. K it's Chris' time. That was actually pretty hot. Randy says it sounded like Coldplay and it was weird but Chris needs to not worry about the sound and he has a good voice but it was a mess. K. And Paula says he should worry less about trying to fit into a contemorary type. Simon says he murdered the song. Something about booze. And to keep his glasses on.

Break. Sweeeet Gina next. Yayyyy food. And Coke. Yummy.

Back.

Gina Glocksen - "Love child". That is actually pretty tight too. Paula said she's better than this. Simon said it's good she brought her image back.

Break. Sanjaya coming next. Damn. He looks like a girl.

Back.

Sanjaya Malakar - "Ain't no mountain high enough" god I hate this song. Stop singing it. Why are you still there. Nice curly hair you look like a fag. Randy loves his hair. Italic. Heeheehee. Paula says that he needs to let go. Simon says he suuuucked. And then he's like nvm you're great cuz you're 17. What the hell. Lol Sanjaya "No offence, Simon, but your first comment, I had like, no idea what you were talking about?". Sanjaya you shouldn't say that.

Break. Hayley up next. People stop effing messaging me it's messing up my blog. Turn your lips on: to sexy. Sorry I couldn't resist. Telus: Get high...speed internet. CTV theme song yay!!

Back.

Hayleyyyyy Scratanato or something: "Missing you". What a great song. Damn it's bleeding under my fingernail. Paula dun like. Simon says it wasn't that bad. And so she cries. What's with people. N she's sad cuz she messed up words n she says it's worst performance ever lol awwwwww.

Break.

Back.

Phil Stacey - "I'm gonna make you love me". Phil thinks it was pretty good. Randy says that the performance was boring but the vocals were hot. Paula agrees but the song sucked. Simon says better than last week but not great.

Break.

Back.

Lakisha Jones - "God bless the child". Randy n Paula love. N Simon says her and Melinda are better than the rest of the peeps.

Break.

Back.

Blake Lewis - "You keep me hangin' on". Whoa it's Nick Carter. Holy. That part was good. The judges say he needs more vocals.

Break. Next is Stephanie Edwards and Chris Richardson.

Back.

Stephanie Edwards - Damn. I missed the song title. They said she didn't beat Melinda.

Chris Richardson - Whatever song that is. Man that was bad. N judges hated. Lol they hated everyone tonight.

Break.

Back.

Jordin Sparks - "We hold on together". Wowieee she is my fave. Seriously that was like amazing. Judges love.

Recccaaaaappp.

AI6 Top 16 Results:

Wait what.

what did i miss guys

top 12 so far is ummmm blake jordin brandon melinda chris gina other chris phil stacey hayley stephanie edwards sanjaya

omg it's carrie underwooddddd

hey it's hot violin guy

antonella is gone oh too bad porn star you sang a sucky song

hayley and sabrina

k who are these people

hayley is in

stephanie edwards is in

baaaaaaaaathroom

what did i miss

nothingg

it was sanjayaaaaaaa

haha he's singing a song

lil' chris daughtry

AI6 Top 20 Results:

I hate this song.

Ahhhh my comp broke.

Nick is gone. Awwww my french teacher.

n now the girls

Gina is safe yay.

awwwww dammit alaina is gone.

kellie picklerrrrr baby

crap

AJ is gone too

n so is Leslie

AI6 Top 20: Girls

Gina Glocksen sings Alone to her bf.

Alaina sings Not Ready To Make Nice to her mom. K what the hell.

Lakisha is dedicating Midnight Train to Georgia to her grandmomma.

Melinda Doolittle is dedicating My Funny Valentine to her bff's. this is a gay song and she bugs me.

ummmmm antonella porn star i mean what sings because you loved me to her bro except you can't

jordin sparks sings reflection to her bro except you can

why is there a tire in the middle of the table

kellie pickler will be there tomorrow woo hoo

look it's stephanie edwards you lie

n she dedicates to her mommie awwwwwwwww

sabrina sloan is dedicating her performance ot her gma. crap wrong one

blahhhh hw took so long but finally done

n i watched my family n now i'm tired gotta wash my hair n then sleepy sleepy

sweet glasses tomorrow

the littlest things they take me there i know it sounds lame but it's so true i know it's not right and it seems unfair that things are reminding me of you

kk.

blah hw. i'm just gonna type like all of it up instead of sitting there for like an hour. i'm almost done my eng anyway. so yeah eng ss n french i can type up n then bio i'll just do cuz it's calculating like size of things you saw in a microscope lol

what should i do first hmmmmmm prob ss.

kk

you are the governor general. who do you represent. the queen, bitches. wait, my bad. the monarch. wait, that is the queen. dumbass.

k what the hell this textbook doesn't even have info on the gov. general it sucks. oh there we go

and now i am the prime minister. sweet i get to do a lot of shit.

it is time for AI i needa do 2 blogs @ once watch the show do my hw eat chili n talk to ryan n mayuko sweet multibming.

lol the show is on n she's lying

liessssssssss

leslie is dedicating feeling good to her grandpa. k aj does not appreciate you stealing his song biatch. lol she knows she sucked.

haley scarnato sings this weird song ot her fiance cuz she's queen of the night. well then. haha you cried.

sabrina sloan id dedicating this thing to her gma

FINALLy.

recap.

AI6 Top 20: Guys

My name is Phil Stacey. I am a baldy. What a great song. Except not really. You sound like it. N judges love but Simon dun love so much.
Break.

Harry Potter up next.

Splaaaack. What. Woooooooooooooooooooow.

AJ Tabaldo. Every1 is spanish. oh this song.

kkkkkkkkkkkk then sanjaya you are agy.

chgris sligh that lady is not your wifey gaylord.

pedrooooooooo

this not pg show

i'm cool i sing jamoroquiouzzaaa i screwd that up

can you not sing geek in the pink plz

brandon jones is to his grandma. grandma man what. lol i love grandmas. lol i love dogs.

what a scary lady.

ugh i hate you.

recaaaap.

AI6 Top 24 Week 1: Guys

Rudy Gardenez - What are you even singing and why do you sound so bad. Something about a fever. But not the big Fever song. There's a dartboard on his shirt. Can I throw a knife at it. Judges dun like except Paula but she sucks. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Brandon Jones - Damn. What are you singing. N judges love. 1-866-IDOLS-02

I hate you Sundance Head what a stupid name. You are singing a bad song. N Simon hates. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Breka. The dang next.

Back.

Paul Kim - He sings careless whisper n wears no lip. Ryan has no lip either. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

Chris Richardson - Wow tight. Dress like JT. Don't sing this gay song. Nick Pedro. What. 05

Breka.

Back.

Blake Lewis - Dun sing this song. Keane okay. Yeah man it was tiiight. 06 biatch.

Back.

07njaya is annoying. This song is also gay. Haha. 07

Bareak.

Back.

Christ Slight is lugly. what???? el divo or teletubbies

Jared Cotter back @ 1 biacthes. oh you didn't skip.

AJ tabaldo. yeah that' baldy. belllllp.

loolk it's Phill. no clay aiken w/o waves on a sunset bieatcchcchc. whoa. phill the agony.

reciaaaaaap.

AI6 Top 40 cutdowns:

Who are these people. Oh I know you please get through.

Sanjaya Malakar I know you you have a sis. But she got cut.

Anna Kearns oh yeah tall lady. Haha tall lady didn't make it.

Bernard Williams. Got cut. Wow you're pissed.

And some other people.

Melinda Doolittle. Stupid name. You got through. Who are you.

Brandon Rogers. I thought you were that other guy. Through.

Break.

Back.

Gina Glocksen. Got through. Finally lol.

Erick Johnson got cut.

Hayley someone got through.

Phill Stacey. Is through.

Breka.

Back.

Chris Sligh what a fat pig.

Blake Lewis. Is through.

Thomas Low didn't make it.

Rudy Gardines. ahahahah. innnnn.

break.

back.

Paul Kim. Got through.

Jordin Sparks. Got through YES!!!!

Some cut peoples.

Who is Nicholas Pedro. Through.

baaaathroom.

my last name means tranquil

harry potter what oh jared cotter

some chick.

wait what.

tommy daniels n sundance.

sundance is through

those girls who are they

and these guys who are they.

AI6 Auditions II: Seattttttttle bitches

My name is Brandon Groves and GOD someone was already you!!! America is a her.

YOU are the ugliest person I've ever seen. Like seriously, you're so ugly. Lol stick it on Taylor's face. Lol that was great. Lol they're like HELLO????

Breka.

Back.

Lol that was great you're ridiculous.

No your husband's not supportive because you suck and you're fat. Cry. Can you not ruin Christina. Lol the water made it worse. Awwww guys.

Lol what a loser this lady is an her mom. Lol that's great nice song PCD. Talk a lot lol. ahhhh dumb phone.

lol what a scary place.

break. awwwwww mario omg!! omg that was gay. OMG SCOOTER!!!!

back.

tommy daniels - omg i love tommy daniels.

karline stavros - xtina do you mind. oh i thought it was gonna be a yes. if she had not done that part it woulda been.

break.

omg!!!!! that was the star wars tribute guy!! holy!!!

back

blake lewis!!! i know of you. n yo ugot in

break. awwwwwwww why would you pick them

back. what an ugly nerd

yeah hardi bro n sis n sis got in n so did bro yeah hardi

break. oooooooooh cici n nate are still thea biatches

back.

what a neeerd. wow he's like angry. are you donever.

who is this spanish peep. rudey. golden ticket baby.

break.

back.

iu heard YEAH candia nidol!

you're like a retard. where did she come from. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaty

break. if you lie you don't deserve to have friends if you lie you don't deserve to have them if you lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

back.

hey look it's taylor v2 lol twist train. wow security they thought he was gonna kill him

tall much. anna. lol nice noises guys. guys you shouldn't make fun.

break.

back.

k is this show over yet

jordin sparks. holy jesus. i'm like in love with you.

back.

lol big red. omg. he looks like wolf from VF2. they're like ummmmmmmm. they're all dying lol. simon's like k gotta stay serious. lol listen to how he talks.

seattttttttttttttttttttttttle out bitches

memphis nex week

lol that last note

AI6: Omggggggggz guys it's go time!!!1111 k sorry

Yeah guys. Look at how famous we made these winners. Except not.

Simon Randy Paula are back.

What is that.

Yeah AI5 finale I miss that man Prince.

Sweet Jewel is there.

My name is Jessica and I'm a makeup artist. She's like omg Jewel. N she's dying. She sounds like a man. If I was Jewel I'd die. It's a no. K crying's gonna get you nowhere. Dude she's faking it. She's like trying to bawl. I bawl. I know what bawling is like. It's not that. Faker.

Break.

Back.

Minneapolis hell yeah.

Urban Amish is the new style. Troy Benham. Ahahahaha what a great song.

A bunch of bad singers.

Jesse Holloway. He went to get water. And now he's back lol and keeps singing. Jesse it was not good dawg.

Break.

Back.

What is that like the statue of Liberty. Apollo Creed. Charles Monroe. No.

Wow ummmmm slut. Denise Jackson. Crack baby. Mb if she wasn't so ugly. N she through.

Break.

Back.

Tashawn Moore. She wants women not girls cuz they rule her world. That took such a long time to get to the song.

Your name is what. Ryan lover? I'm sorry. Perla Meneses. Lol. No one likes her. But she's through.

Break. Guys I don't like Billy Talent.

Back.

What is this hick. Matthew Volna. Lol. What kinda song is this.

Lol wtf was that.

Yeah intelligence specialist in the US Navy. Ronald Reagan. Reagan Idol what. Jarrod Fowler. Yeah Rascal Flatts.

Break.

Back.

What is this lion.

Walt Disney world. You gonna take that Steven. Lol that's mean guys.

Break.

Back.

What is this. Kellie underwood. I mean what.

Dana Duley. Noooooo Gary only makes you good.

What anu gly kid. He's like mom I made it.

Break.

Back.

I'm in the army. What about a sparrow.

What about Chda Kreokger. she's like yeah i made it

break.

back.

dude that fatty goth.

break.

back.

blah

jonny is gone and i'm sad

tomorrow morning ism y last time to talk to him in like 6 months

i dun wanna watch ghost whisperer

haha the elevator broke

holy

like shrinking ceiling that would hurt

Jonathan is coming over tomorrow!!!

And I'm singing the lala songs of Gilmore Girls.

<3<3 Sam Phillips.

N I gotta wrap Jonny's prez.

I don't know how to say goodbye to you. I'm not good at things that I don't want to do. Should I pretend I don't care, you don't feel what I feel is there. I don't know how to say goodbye to you.

What a great song that is.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm the man who murdered love YEAH what do you say to that.

And I draw a line, to your heart today, to your heart from mine, one line to keep us sane.

There I wrapped it. You can totally tell what it is lol. It's a D&D calendar it is hot I paid $8.99 for it thank you thank you.

Wow that's nice to know. I should go to bed soon. But sometimes I stay up late.

These chips make me thirsty. I need to get Cott Up. There I got some. But I just ate a billion more chips so I ruined it damn.

Hello. I'm Michael Buble. Accent on the e.

I REALLY need to ada this is disrupting my sleep pattern.

kk bye guys love <3

K I'm pissed. I wanna go to school and I have to wait like a whole nother week. I just wanna see Brendan I miss him sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much that lil' baby. N his lil' glasses n his lil' blond hair that I run my hands through. Wow. Operah opened a million dollar school how amazing. I'm so hungry I need food. Awwwwwwww when we get back I'm gonna kiss him sooooooooooooooo much like the lil' bambs that he is. Who the hell is Rachel Blanshard.