CI5 Auditions:

Wow CI has had so much famous people. I think more than AI even.

They get to play instrument in auditions. Lol everyone has guitar.

They had concert in TO. With Faber Drive n Eva Avila n Katherine McPhee.

Brian. He is philll stacey. He is in.

Damn phone I dun know what's happening now.

That guy looks like Brandon Lewis.

A lot of bad people.

This country chick. Lol they dun have that kind of medical staff. N she's in.

What is this Biggsby whatever. Lol. He's like the nicest person ever. The show's gonna make him mean by the time he gets to TO. Oh I thought that was his sister lol.

What is this marriage show I don't understand.

Some dude who ditched last year. Trevor Paul. Jake why are you being mean. Now he got 1 hour to learn a song. Jake stop it. He couldn't do it. No Jake honestly you're mean.

This chick annoys me. She's like I'm a farmer.

Dan legrand. I iz @ table. Waiting for cuterly. They're so scared lol. K that one freak got in. Both freaks got in.

Many pepes.

Lol that guy sang buttons.

Wow I'm really behind.

Chris Daughtry we dun need you again.

God shut up I dun wanna hear Hinder. Ew he got in.

Hey it's Rex/Nirvana.

Yes Instant Meek is on.

AI6 FINALE!!

Damn I missed an hour cuz band concerto.

Awwww a lil vid of all the top 12.

Lol they both got mustang.

Yayyy Carrie Underwood. Awwww I love this song. Rawr hot violin guy is still there.

Wow so much famous peeps like Terri Hatcher n that chick from Zoe Busik Wild Card.

Blahhh Clive Davis.

Hey it's J-Hud.

Clive Davis talks a lot.

N Carrie is back.

Break.

Back.

Little African kids dancing.

Hey it's Sanjaya Malakar. With Joe Perry from Aerosmith. Guys stop acting like he's William Hung he made it to like 7th lay off. Oh god that little crying chick is back.

Ew Green Day. They suck.

Break. Man this chicken is so good.

Back.

Heyyyy it's Taylor Hicks. I haven't seen that dude in awhile.

Ahhhh Ace Young is in audience what a hottie.

Awwww his lil' harmonica I missed that.

Jordin and Ruben. Singing "You're all I need to get by".

Break.

Back.

Wait what? They couldn't get Celine so they got Bette Middler. Okay. Paula & Randy are dancing. Jerry Springer is crying.

Break.

Back.

Guys what's Sergeant Pepper.

Kelly Clarkson.

Taylor is back.

Carrie is back. With all the AI6 girls backing her.

N Ruben.

Heyyyy a whole group song. It's everyone. Wearing black. Hayley!!! What a fatty Chris S is. Lol Brandon. Stephanie E.

Break.

Back.

Omfg. Crap.

74 million votes.

Omg they will know.

Oh it's Edward.

Omg Jordin I knew it my fave since v. beginning.

Oh Brendan lost.

N she sings her lil song.

AI6 Top 7 Results:

Omg Bucky is there lol.

Recap.

Whoa what is with that homeless person.

Wait what. Lol Fergie is there!!! Lol a rubix cube bracelet.

Lol nice ford commercial.

2 groups.

Lakisha Sanjaya Blake

Jordin Philly Chris.

N Doolittle is alone n safe. N Ryan says for her to go to the group she thinks is safe. Lol so she sits down on the stage n is like nope.

N The Jordin/Philly/Chris group is safe. Ooooooooooooh Melinda n Chris like almost made out.

So bottom 3 is Lakisah Sanjaya Blak.e

Lol they went to film studio for Shrek 3 n met Antonio Banderas n they're like OMG!! N theyu watching it lol n laughing.

Hey guys it's Martinaaaa.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn Blake is Safina.

Omfg Sanjaya is home.

Umbrellllaaaa. K.

Love I love this song. You wrote I wish you were her you left out the e. Lol.

AI6 Top 7: COUNTRY!!

Prayers for those Virignia peeps.

Sweet Martina McBride.

Phil Stacey. He trynna look like Chris w/ his black shirt n blady. N he singing Where The Black top ends. This recaps used to be so formal. Now I'm lz. Lol. Oh I love that it like made the part like be there. Wow.N Randy lovdes. N Simon said why did it take 10 weeks for you to be good. N Paula loved too.

Break.

Back.

Jordin Sparks - "Broken Wing". Awwwwww my girl. N judges love.

Break.

Back.

Sanjaya is singing "Something to talk about". Well then. Wow. That was pretty bad. Lol Randy hates. N Paula too. N Simon REALLY hates. Lol.

Break.

back.

Lakisah - "Jesus take the wheel". Or you could not. See the point of this song is that it's supposed to be done with a country accent dumbass. N judges hate.

Chris. Stop seriously. You're just so bad.

Melinda sings.

Blake sings.

I got green hair. Brendan's gonna freak.

Recap.

K I'm bored. When will this show ever start.

I need food.

I wonder if they started Fiddler on the B yet. N it'll end at like 10 lol so he will be too ada to finish that survey for me n pick our song. It better be Rihanna.

There my pizza is in the oven. Mb I go on MSN. Except it'll like bust lol but oh well.

There it started I must go.

AI6 Top 8 Results:

BAILAMOSSSSSSSSS.

Wow.

AWwwww my girl.

Someone likes Lakisha. Phil stop.

What is all this. Ppl. Awwwwww.

WHAT AKON IS THERE?!!! AGAIN?!!

Break.

Back.

Ford commercial lol they all changed.

Lol Simon went to Africa n is a teach. Lol awwwwww. Lol Tony Bennett auditioned. Lol other door.

Break. Wait is this show an hour.

Recappp.

Break.

Back.

Ooooh Phillip is bottom 3 biatch.

Lakisha n Jordan are safe awww my girl. Snajaya we will come back to you. Melinda is asfe. Awwww not my Hails come on. Damn. Her and Phil are like bottom 3 BFF's. Sanjaya. Lol he makes him stand up n sit down again. Blakee. Blakina is safe. Ooooh down to Chris R n Sanjaya. Oooh faceoofff. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Sanajay is safe. Lol Chris R bottom 3.

Break.

Back.

Back issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Chris.

JLO performmm.

Break.

Back.

Going home isssssss...Awwww my Hails damit now I only have 1 girl.

AI6 Top 8: ???

Damn Cooper. Now I dun know the theme.

Melinda is on. Singing something. I need food. There.

Break.

Lakisha next.

Back.

OH IT'S LATIN!!!! k thought so

Wow Lakisha dun wear that dress you dun fit. Sorry to be mean.

Break.

Back.

Chris R - K dun sing Matchbox 20 when you can't even sing anything. Baaaaad. N judges are gay so they love.

Breka.

Back.

Haiiiiillllssss my girlllll - "Turn the beat around". Lol it's Carmen. Awww she did her hair like me. Lol judges hate.

Baldy is next. Baldeep. K. Dun sing 98 degrees Maria Maria. Wowwww baldy messed up bad. N judges hate.

Break.

AHBAHAHAHAHAAH IN THE DARK. Lolz.

Back.

Heyyyy my girl Jordin.

Is singing "Who's gonna get you" or something. Hey we have same hair too.

Blake " I need to know" by Marc Anthony. Lol it's Chris' twin.

Break.

Ahhhhh I fell off the chair lol. I died.

Ohhhh that guy.

Back.

Snaya. what are you singing. you are trynna grow moustache n beard n it not working. wow nicel ook.

Recappp.

AI6 Top 9 Results:

Omg $1000.

Recappp. Whoa Paula languesa.

Break.

Back.

Uhhhhh. K. Nice ford commercial. The car wash is a jungle. Damn Kermit the Frog is always there.

3 groups of 3.

Group 1: Chris Blake Sanjaya
Group 2: Hails Phil Gina
Group 3: Jordin Lakisha Melinda how racist

Group 3 is safeeee.

Group 1 is safeeee.

Breakkkkk.

Backkk.

Michael Buble guyyssss.

Break.

Backkkk.

Oooooh Philly is sszafeeee.

Damn that means one of my girls goes home.

OH DAMN IT'S GINA.

Jordin's soooo sad.

What is that pickle.

AI6 Top 9 Tony Bennettttt.

Blake Lewisssss - "Jack the knife" Ooooh Clay Aiken stealah. Judges were mixed.

Break.

Back.

Baldyyyy. Judges are mixed agian. Simon hated.

Dooooolittle got rhythm. N some judges love.

Break.

Back.

JTTTTT singing Don't Get Around Anymore. N judges love.

Jordin Sparks omggggg - Something about a clear day. My girllll.

break.

bakc.

gina glocksen - smile. woweee my otha girl. simon dun like.

sjanaya - cheek to cheek.

haaaails - savin all my love for you. awwww my 3rd girlll.

break.

back.

lakisha - ain't no sunshine. daaaaamn.

recap.

n now time for my fave show!!

AI6 Top 10 Results:

Ryan has Sanjaya's hair lol.

Recap of last night.

Phil is B3.

Hails is B3.

Yay my girl JSparks is safe.

Breakina. Omfg Akon gon be there.

Back.

GWEN STEFANI OMGGG!! HARAJUKU GIRLS!!!

Wow she is bad. K then.

Break.

Back.

Between Chris n Gina.

Chris is bottom 3.

K dun do that to Hails make her think she's safe n she's not.

Between Hails n Chris.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh fatty's going home biatches.

AI6 Top 12 Results:

What is an American Idol challenge beh.

Recap of last nightttttt. Have fun with that.

Group songieeeee. Someone shops @ American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie&Fitch.

Who is that. Oh it's Jordin lol she straightened her hair.

Kkk break.

Back.

Omg ford commercial stills. What the hell. How gay.

Lakisha is safe. Gina is also safe. Brandon is bottom threeeee. Jordin is safe. Chris Rrrrrrrr is safe. N so is Melinda. Phill is bottom 3333333. Chris Sssss is sssafe. Stephanie is safffe. Blake is safe. So it's down to Sanjaya n Hales.

Break.

Baaaaaack.

K it's the AI challenge. B.

Look it's Diana Ross.

And how are we finishing the rest of the show in 7 mins??

Breeeakina.

Baaaaaackina.

Sanjaya is bottom 3.

Phill is back.

And.....................................................................OHHHHH SHIIIIIT!! Brandon!!

Did not see that coming. Damn. Are there that many Punjabs in America that vote for that loser?

Lol he didn't even get singing time.

Damn AI is not on till 9.

So now I must sit here n watching Beyonce ft. Shakira. And email my lil' Bren.

Everyone loves Brooke Hogan ft. Paul Wall "About Us". Esp me. I'm oh so ballin'.

Crap why am I looking for the AI files from last night when they've already seen tonights!! God.

Take That is sooooooooooo good omgggg. N so is Korn ft. Amy Lee freak on a leash.

There it's on I must published.

AI6 Top 12: Diana Ross night.

Wow. What a great theme.

Oh she's not dead.

It is Brandon. Singing "You can't hurry love". What a great song. I still remember all the words lol. Except that part. Nice ass shaking. Nice word-forgetting. Randy says he went back to background singa except for the last 2 notes. K. Paula says it's hard to be up there. N Simon says it was alllll crap. Oooooh double background singer. Burn. Awwww he's so sad.

Breaaaakies. I need food. Wow. That was a long break. I put like 2 things in the oven and set it by the time the show came back.

Back.

BURN!!!!! Like 20 times!!! That was soooooooo good! "Are high heels hard to wear, Simon?" "You should know, Ryan" "Stay out of my closet" "Come out of it" "This is about the top 12, not your wishes". Lol!!

Melinda Doolittle - "Home" from The Wiz. I see. How tight. All I heard was "Mr.Linderman". Randy says he doesn't know if it was his favourite but it was still really strong; boys: 0, girls: 1. Ummmmmm shiiiit. Paula's lost it. What the hell she's totally crying. Now Melinda is too. I think she's on crack. Now Simon can't talk. He says she made a boring song good and that he reminds her of a young Gladys Knight.

Chris Sligh - "Endless Love". Holy no glasses Chris. People look so different without them. I guess I'm starting to as well like when I don't wear them sometimes. K it's Chris' time. That was actually pretty hot. Randy says it sounded like Coldplay and it was weird but Chris needs to not worry about the sound and he has a good voice but it was a mess. K. And Paula says he should worry less about trying to fit into a contemorary type. Simon says he murdered the song. Something about booze. And to keep his glasses on.

Break. Sweeeet Gina next. Yayyyy food. And Coke. Yummy.

Back.

Gina Glocksen - "Love child". That is actually pretty tight too. Paula said she's better than this. Simon said it's good she brought her image back.

Break. Sanjaya coming next. Damn. He looks like a girl.

Back.

Sanjaya Malakar - "Ain't no mountain high enough" god I hate this song. Stop singing it. Why are you still there. Nice curly hair you look like a fag. Randy loves his hair. Italic. Heeheehee. Paula says that he needs to let go. Simon says he suuuucked. And then he's like nvm you're great cuz you're 17. What the hell. Lol Sanjaya "No offence, Simon, but your first comment, I had like, no idea what you were talking about?". Sanjaya you shouldn't say that.

Break. Hayley up next. People stop effing messaging me it's messing up my blog. Turn your lips on: to sexy. Sorry I couldn't resist. Telus: Get high...speed internet. CTV theme song yay!!

Back.

Hayleyyyyy Scratanato or something: "Missing you". What a great song. Damn it's bleeding under my fingernail. Paula dun like. Simon says it wasn't that bad. And so she cries. What's with people. N she's sad cuz she messed up words n she says it's worst performance ever lol awwwwww.

Break.

Back.

Phil Stacey - "I'm gonna make you love me". Phil thinks it was pretty good. Randy says that the performance was boring but the vocals were hot. Paula agrees but the song sucked. Simon says better than last week but not great.

Break.

Back.

Lakisha Jones - "God bless the child". Randy n Paula love. N Simon says her and Melinda are better than the rest of the peeps.

Break.

Back.

Blake Lewis - "You keep me hangin' on". Whoa it's Nick Carter. Holy. That part was good. The judges say he needs more vocals.

Break. Next is Stephanie Edwards and Chris Richardson.

Back.

Stephanie Edwards - Damn. I missed the song title. They said she didn't beat Melinda.

Chris Richardson - Whatever song that is. Man that was bad. N judges hated. Lol they hated everyone tonight.

Break.

Back.

Jordin Sparks - "We hold on together". Wowieee she is my fave. Seriously that was like amazing. Judges love.

Recccaaaaappp.

AI6 Top 16 Results:

Wait what.

what did i miss guys

top 12 so far is ummmm blake jordin brandon melinda chris gina other chris phil stacey hayley stephanie edwards sanjaya

omg it's carrie underwooddddd

hey it's hot violin guy

antonella is gone oh too bad porn star you sang a sucky song

hayley and sabrina

k who are these people

hayley is in

stephanie edwards is in

baaaaaaaaathroom

what did i miss

nothingg

it was sanjayaaaaaaa

haha he's singing a song

lil' chris daughtry

AI6 Top 20 Results:

I hate this song.

Ahhhh my comp broke.

Nick is gone. Awwww my french teacher.

n now the girls

Gina is safe yay.

awwwww dammit alaina is gone.

kellie picklerrrrr baby

crap

AJ is gone too

n so is Leslie

AI6 Top 20: Girls

Gina Glocksen sings Alone to her bf.

Alaina sings Not Ready To Make Nice to her mom. K what the hell.

Lakisha is dedicating Midnight Train to Georgia to her grandmomma.

Melinda Doolittle is dedicating My Funny Valentine to her bff's. this is a gay song and she bugs me.

ummmmm antonella porn star i mean what sings because you loved me to her bro except you can't

jordin sparks sings reflection to her bro except you can

why is there a tire in the middle of the table

kellie pickler will be there tomorrow woo hoo

look it's stephanie edwards you lie

n she dedicates to her mommie awwwwwwwww

sabrina sloan is dedicating her performance ot her gma. crap wrong one

blahhhh hw took so long but finally done

n i watched my family n now i'm tired gotta wash my hair n then sleepy sleepy

sweet glasses tomorrow

the littlest things they take me there i know it sounds lame but it's so true i know it's not right and it seems unfair that things are reminding me of you

kk.

blah hw. i'm just gonna type like all of it up instead of sitting there for like an hour. i'm almost done my eng anyway. so yeah eng ss n french i can type up n then bio i'll just do cuz it's calculating like size of things you saw in a microscope lol

what should i do first hmmmmmm prob ss.

kk

you are the governor general. who do you represent. the queen, bitches. wait, my bad. the monarch. wait, that is the queen. dumbass.

k what the hell this textbook doesn't even have info on the gov. general it sucks. oh there we go

and now i am the prime minister. sweet i get to do a lot of shit.

it is time for AI i needa do 2 blogs @ once watch the show do my hw eat chili n talk to ryan n mayuko sweet multibming.

lol the show is on n she's lying

liessssssssss

leslie is dedicating feeling good to her grandpa. k aj does not appreciate you stealing his song biatch. lol she knows she sucked.

haley scarnato sings this weird song ot her fiance cuz she's queen of the night. well then. haha you cried.

sabrina sloan id dedicating this thing to her gma

FINALLy.

recap.

AI6 Top 20: Guys

My name is Phil Stacey. I am a baldy. What a great song. Except not really. You sound like it. N judges love but Simon dun love so much.
Break.

Harry Potter up next.

Splaaaack. What. Woooooooooooooooooooow.

AJ Tabaldo. Every1 is spanish. oh this song.

kkkkkkkkkkkk then sanjaya you are agy.

chgris sligh that lady is not your wifey gaylord.

pedrooooooooo

this not pg show

i'm cool i sing jamoroquiouzzaaa i screwd that up

can you not sing geek in the pink plz

brandon jones is to his grandma. grandma man what. lol i love grandmas. lol i love dogs.

what a scary lady.

ugh i hate you.

recaaaap.

AI6 Top 24 Week 1: Guys

Rudy Gardenez - What are you even singing and why do you sound so bad. Something about a fever. But not the big Fever song. There's a dartboard on his shirt. Can I throw a knife at it. Judges dun like except Paula but she sucks. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Brandon Jones - Damn. What are you singing. N judges love. 1-866-IDOLS-02

I hate you Sundance Head what a stupid name. You are singing a bad song. N Simon hates. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Breka. The dang next.

Back.

Paul Kim - He sings careless whisper n wears no lip. Ryan has no lip either. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

Chris Richardson - Wow tight. Dress like JT. Don't sing this gay song. Nick Pedro. What. 05

Breka.

Back.

Blake Lewis - Dun sing this song. Keane okay. Yeah man it was tiiight. 06 biatch.

Back.

07njaya is annoying. This song is also gay. Haha. 07

Bareak.

Back.

Christ Slight is lugly. what???? el divo or teletubbies

Jared Cotter back @ 1 biacthes. oh you didn't skip.

AJ tabaldo. yeah that' baldy. belllllp.

loolk it's Phill. no clay aiken w/o waves on a sunset bieatcchcchc. whoa. phill the agony.

reciaaaaaap.