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nowhere to put my god damn phone cuz of the amount of plugs this monstrosity uses. apparently jessie j was in vancouver. damn it. god photobucket it's been awhile i must b bored i feel like i'm 16. IDF is being gay with the avatar settings. god. lol @ a cyberstalking page showing up on the side after my jessie j status. god i feel gross. toast time i think.

someone resize this for me now. mfers. god why is my knuckle so bruised what did i do last night.

i feel like d. god mcgreasy wake up.

stupidstupid twitter makes no god damn sense mang. is my blend resized yet?

w0t. Formspring's being shit with all its repetitive questions. I haven't even got the point of tumblr yet. Maybe I should do facebook quizzes to pass time cuz i'm that FUCKING bored. puppy is asleep under the desk. Booboo. Apparently Kaen is not a babe. Gud to know. Should really be doing the dishes. Can't be assed. I'll do it eventually. Too busy eating right now cuz I'm a fat pig yh yh. Talking to that Argentinian guy I met off the bus yesterday and I'm like w0t you're white you're not espanol. and now my whole comp is being shit and shitting up. and fb's double posting like a mother. and kaen's kicking the wall. i need a shower. pbwork's is being shit and not signing me in. and i need to get the vocab for those classes i missed. ya that exam looks like a failure waiting to happen. esp with those examina questions god. i'm now exhibiting my crap Spanish to the Argentin. god what a muckin pedo.

Allright MFers. It's been over a year since I've been on this shit. Dayum. Def. did not think I'd be where I am now. Friggin engaged as fuck and full time college. Shit changes eh.

It's def. hard to write on this. Awkward, kinda. Like who the hell am I writing to so why am I typing kind of thing. Fuck my phone's harsh gonna die. Muck that Bridal expo like I'm gonna go alone lol and I dun want Honeymoon in Las Vegas that's hardly romantic. If I wanted to go to Vegas I'd just get married there to save the hassel and then just do crazy shit after; that's all Vegas is even for.

Muck this is all so complique! I dun want some lame band why can't I just have my Iphone on a dock lol.

1 hour till Biologia! N I still needa eat where should I do that Fisher again prob. god I'm always in Fisher it's like my home. At like 740 or around there I'll prob. b a keener and wait outside the door. Well if you don't do that then everyone is quickly in there by like 10 to!

God wedding food is so like high class and nasty what am I gonna do. Mb. I just get Bubs to make it n then bring it in like tupperware containers god that's so welfare.

Truffles sounds least nasty. Well I'm sure I'll figure it out.

Allright. Well looks like I better pack this shit up. I did everything I needed to do on here. Buzz Killington will prob. be screwed trynna mess up my life as usual, Art assignment is awaiting confirmation, my dress got renewed on Ebay so I can buy that shit up on the 20th, and I've figured out that I'm fucked for eating anything at my own wedding.

Now to get a huge stomach ache from cookies/cheese/diet coke and feel like crap all through first Bio which I hope lasts the length it's supposed to. If we're out at like 830 I'm gonna be like are you effing kidding me cuz then I gotta wait like an hour for Bubs if she even shows cuz it's effing snowing and idk how bad it's gotten.

Muck.

Daaaamn. This is gonna b fantastique. What is, I don't know.

This is a nice night. GD Emotions this is laeeeme cuz i'm not dealing with it right now.

Fuckkkk this keyboard n it's dark ability to see keys. Playerrrr alert!

This conversation is going into the guttterrrr-BALLZ.

Whyyy the hell won't the picture uploading for NSHA fucking work.

K bored now. N Sleepy. But person is still taking murgh.

Eating gum liek a mother fuckaaaaah.

Frick man I guess sleeping for like 2 days straight kinda caught up to me I'm gonna be up all frickin night.

I want a damn smoke but that means unlocking the damn gate and making sure it doesn't fall down. I'd go for a walk but I'd get killed lol even though it's like 5am. Plus I don't have the apartment keys so I wouldn't be able to lock the door.

Hmmmm what to do tomorrow.

Mannn I would like to smoke it upppp but I don't know how much is left plus I'd prob screw it up. Damn my habits over the past few days. Now I'm stuck here watching Franny's Feet while awake as hell. She's always like that's Frantastic! And I'm like god you can't make a word meaning awesome out of your own god damn name bitch.

There slightly better I guess. Lol that lion sounds like Kaennn saying loyyy.

Oh my effing freaking god. So tired. And so many spasms/pains that so do not feel right. Latest I can stay up is 430 cuz there's nothing on TV after that.

Friggin game being so complicated.

Seriously why is it so fucking cold and where is my mf cat. FGS if she's outside it's freezing. Also so extremely hard to move gaaaawd. Rawr. Probably best not to stay up all night with swine oh wellll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ew too much salt today can't even think of eating anything.

Hmmmmm I wonder what's on next. Suite Life of Zack and Cody perhapppps. OH I friggin told you. Crap I'm all out of diet coke.

The heater's by the couch. But if I go to the couch I'll end up lying down and sleeping! Unless I don't go to the bathroom first then that'll wake me up. But then that'll be at like 6 and I'll be like blargh.

Omg super old Suite Life ahahaha! Suite Life On Deck Cody is hawwwwt!

How dare he insult the king of artificiality that is aspartame!!! It is my one true love. Oh he thinks I'm kidding.

And now time for Life With Derek. Oooooh Truman daaaaayum. That NyQuil I took is gonna knock me OUTTTT pretty soon. I <3 NyQuil.

K I can barely move anymore time for bedbeds.

Fail.com

Sooooooooooooo tired.

Up too early. Movie way too long and loud and bright.

Makeup hurts my eyes.

Missing you. A lot.

Lol'ing @ facebook for saying i'll die on a toilet seat. also lol'ing at the fact it's probably true

Then freaking at the fact I just put that for the world to see and blaming it on my tiredness.

Knowing I need to put my laundry in the dryer but not being able to bother because so very very tired.

Wanting Friday to come faster. So that my everything can exist once more.

Needing to do more Spanish before it starts fayling again.

Knowing AGT is over in a minute so I'll need to go.

Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd.

Amy Lee.

He better not bail on me that b.

K I am out of breath and my nose is buzzing. That's what always happens when I sing. How layme sauce of it.

Omg. www.alcatrazhistory.com is the best website EVER. those escape attempts are epic.

Escape from Alcatraz is like the best movie.

Wtf is San Quentin. Ummm apparently pyscho murderer capital of the WORLD. Charles Manson, Scott Peterson, what the muck.

Ahahaha Scott Peterson's lawyer told the judge that a "satanic cult" kidnapped Laci. That's some reeeeeeeeeeeeally great law school you went to.

K my Kandi bracelets r bugging me.

Dammit Kaen u lost my white one I hate u.

Wow I've only been up since like 3 god I'm lazy.

And even tho I closed the curtains the damn sun keeps shining through the tiny hole I left and it's pissing me off.

Why does my throat hurt so effing much. Mb cuz of the constant cigarettes/pop tarts/chips and lack of fluids. Cuz my diet coke is flat and that's all I effing drink. I tried to drink ice tea today but the lack of carbonation bugs me.

WOW okay how the f am I going to memorize all these layme signs. That I won't even need to use. Except I'm not going back to ICBC so I can just FAIL like last time.

Omg I effing love this Maroon 5 song.

Mb I wanna see that Final Destination 4 movie. Although they should really stop cuz it's getting kinda old.

I heard Evanescence has a new album coming out or something. Although it's not like their WEBSITE is helping much.

Ew this Kalan Porter song is fayle.

Oh i'm SO glad the cookies on this comp don't reset cuz I just clicked on the home page button and was like EFF but then I clicked back and this was all still here.

How ooooooooooooooooooooold is heeee?

Ummm apparently now we have a new rabbit. K then.

K dinner time!

Layme post much?

Ahahaha so Post Grad did not turn out to be Post Grad.

Me and LG were sitting there waiting for it to start n the guy comes in and is all "I have some bad news" and we were like what and he was like the reel effed n you can't watch this movie and we were like WHAT.

So then we were like ummmm so it was either District 9, 500 Days of Summer (whatever the fuck that is), IB, Julie & Julia, or some Taking Woodstock hippie bullshit.

So we saw Julie & Julia. Which I thought was going to be effing lame because the theatre was filled with OLD people, but it was actually good.

Why am I so tired it's only like 11 not even. And it's not like I didn't catch up from lack of sleep due to phone calls (SOMEONE) last night. I got like almost 12 hours lol.

I love how as soon as a movie based on a book comes out everyone QUICKLY takes it out from the lib even though they prob. wouldn't read it before. Shit. That's what I'm doing now. Damn bandwagon. SO easy to jump on.

KIND OF LIKE SOMEONE ELSE.

Oh wow.

I better not be too fat for a size 0. Or I'm gonna break. I mean freak. What the hell why did I put break.

K there is no one on FB chat except my Unc. who's gonna be all PO'ed at me for not phoning him the other night. Tho I should really go make food but it's kinda late now. MB I should fish. But then it dun like Facebook Chat being used @ the same time.

K why isn't he responding he better not be pissed.

I hate it when you effing go to talk to someone on FB and then they're quickly offline. Cuz the stupid site doesn't register that b4 you do it.

MB I go to Quizilla. WOW I must be bored to do that. Ahahaah I remember when my page used to be flooded with that n it would take like an hour to get to the posts. Or just doing Facebook quizzes is easier. But more boring.

What I don't want to be Victor from Corpse Bride that's pathetic that movie is v. layme.

What is this 10-15-60 minutes in Emo Boy heaven garbage god what do these people do with their lives. K Quizilla has become utter trash you don't even get quizzes anymore you just get 12 year olds posting inappropriate fantasies about the Jonas Brothers. Seriously.

How the hell did I get an s in the word timeline. Wow I'm talented.

Ahaha I love FML it's the best ever.

<3333 FML.