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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

American Idol Finalist Disappears From Summer Tour

American Idol Finalist Disappears From Summer Tour

Thursday, July 10, 2014

Kim Kardashian Video Game Possibly Biggest of the Year

Kim Kardashian Video Game Possibly Biggest of the Year

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Former O.C. Actor Cam Gigandet Blasts Co-stars

Former O.C. Actor Cam Gigandet Blasts Co-stars

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Lana Del Rey Boyfriend Insists They Are Still Together

Lana Del Rey Boyfriend Insists They Are Still Together

Friday, June 20, 2014

Storage Wars Star Suffers Brain Aneurysm

Storage Wars Star Suffers Brain Aneurysm

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Taylor Swift Mansion Hit With Beer Bottles

Taylor Swift Mansion Hit With Beer Bottles

Sunday, June 15, 2014

Iggy Azalea’s Father Surfaces

Iggy Azalea’s Father Surfaces

Friday, June 06, 2014

Loaded Gun Found in Target Toy Aisle

Loaded Gun Found in Target Toy Aisle

Wednesday, June 04, 2014

Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur

Jonah Hill Apologizes for Homophobic Slur

Tuesday, June 03, 2014

Chris Brown Vows to Never Return to Jail

Chris Brown Vows to Never Return to Jail

Sunday, June 01, 2014

Sunday Ray J Arrested and Allegedly Spit on Police Officer

Sunday Ray J Arrested and Allegedly Spit on Police Officer

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Sofia Vergara Felt Ex-Fiance Used Her for His Own Gain

Sofia Vergara Felt Ex-Fiance Used Her for His Own Gain

Friday, May 30, 2014

One Direction’s Liam Payne Opens Up About Bandmates Marijuana Use

One Direction’s Liam Payne Opens Up About Bandmates Marijuana Use

Harry Styles Upset Over Bandmates Marijuana Video

Harry Styles Upset Over Bandmates Marijuana Video

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

nowhere to put my god damn phone cuz of the amount of plugs this monstrosity uses. apparently jessie j was in vancouver. damn it. god photobucket it's been awhile i must b bored i feel like i'm 16. IDF is being gay with the avatar settings. god. lol @ a cyberstalking page showing up on the side after my jessie j status. god i feel gross. toast time i think.

someone resize this for me now. mfers. god why is my knuckle so bruised what did i do last night.

i feel like d. god mcgreasy wake up.

stupidstupid twitter makes no god damn sense mang. is my blend resized yet?

Saturday, April 09, 2011

w0t. Formspring's being shit with all its repetitive questions. I haven't even got the point of tumblr yet. Maybe I should do facebook quizzes to pass time cuz i'm that FUCKING bored. puppy is asleep under the desk. Booboo. Apparently Kaen is not a babe. Gud to know. Should really be doing the dishes. Can't be assed. I'll do it eventually. Too busy eating right now cuz I'm a fat pig yh yh. Talking to that Argentinian guy I met off the bus yesterday and I'm like w0t you're white you're not espanol. and now my whole comp is being shit and shitting up. and fb's double posting like a mother. and kaen's kicking the wall. i need a shower. pbwork's is being shit and not signing me in. and i need to get the vocab for those classes i missed. ya that exam looks like a failure waiting to happen. esp with those examina questions god. i'm now exhibiting my crap Spanish to the Argentin. god what a muckin pedo.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Allright MFers. It's been over a year since I've been on this shit. Dayum. Def. did not think I'd be where I am now. Friggin engaged as fuck and full time college. Shit changes eh.

It's def. hard to write on this. Awkward, kinda. Like who the hell am I writing to so why am I typing kind of thing. Fuck my phone's harsh gonna die. Muck that Bridal expo like I'm gonna go alone lol and I dun want Honeymoon in Las Vegas that's hardly romantic. If I wanted to go to Vegas I'd just get married there to save the hassel and then just do crazy shit after; that's all Vegas is even for.

Muck this is all so complique! I dun want some lame band why can't I just have my Iphone on a dock lol.

1 hour till Biologia! N I still needa eat where should I do that Fisher again prob. god I'm always in Fisher it's like my home. At like 740 or around there I'll prob. b a keener and wait outside the door. Well if you don't do that then everyone is quickly in there by like 10 to!

God wedding food is so like high class and nasty what am I gonna do. Mb. I just get Bubs to make it n then bring it in like tupperware containers god that's so welfare.

Truffles sounds least nasty. Well I'm sure I'll figure it out.

Allright. Well looks like I better pack this shit up. I did everything I needed to do on here. Buzz Killington will prob. be screwed trynna mess up my life as usual, Art assignment is awaiting confirmation, my dress got renewed on Ebay so I can buy that shit up on the 20th, and I've figured out that I'm fucked for eating anything at my own wedding.

Now to get a huge stomach ache from cookies/cheese/diet coke and feel like crap all through first Bio which I hope lasts the length it's supposed to. If we're out at like 830 I'm gonna be like are you effing kidding me cuz then I gotta wait like an hour for Bubs if she even shows cuz it's effing snowing and idk how bad it's gotten.

Muck.

Monday, January 04, 2010

Daaaamn. This is gonna b fantastique. What is, I don't know.

This is a nice night. GD Emotions this is laeeeme cuz i'm not dealing with it right now.

Fuckkkk this keyboard n it's dark ability to see keys. Playerrrr alert!

This conversation is going into the guttterrrr-BALLZ.

Whyyy the hell won't the picture uploading for NSHA fucking work.

K bored now. N Sleepy. But person is still taking murgh.

Eating gum liek a mother fuckaaaaah.

Sunday, January 03, 2010

Frick man I guess sleeping for like 2 days straight kinda caught up to me I'm gonna be up all frickin night.

I want a damn smoke but that means unlocking the damn gate and making sure it doesn't fall down. I'd go for a walk but I'd get killed lol even though it's like 5am. Plus I don't have the apartment keys so I wouldn't be able to lock the door.

Hmmmm what to do tomorrow.

Mannn I would like to smoke it upppp but I don't know how much is left plus I'd prob screw it up. Damn my habits over the past few days. Now I'm stuck here watching Franny's Feet while awake as hell. She's always like that's Frantastic! And I'm like god you can't make a word meaning awesome out of your own god damn name bitch.

There slightly better I guess. Lol that lion sounds like Kaennn saying loyyy.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Oh my effing freaking god. So tired. And so many spasms/pains that so do not feel right. Latest I can stay up is 430 cuz there's nothing on TV after that.

Friggin game being so complicated.

Seriously why is it so fucking cold and where is my mf cat. FGS if she's outside it's freezing. Also so extremely hard to move gaaaawd. Rawr. Probably best not to stay up all night with swine oh wellll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ew too much salt today can't even think of eating anything.

Hmmmmm I wonder what's on next. Suite Life of Zack and Cody perhapppps. OH I friggin told you. Crap I'm all out of diet coke.

The heater's by the couch. But if I go to the couch I'll end up lying down and sleeping! Unless I don't go to the bathroom first then that'll wake me up. But then that'll be at like 6 and I'll be like blargh.

Omg super old Suite Life ahahaha! Suite Life On Deck Cody is hawwwwt!

How dare he insult the king of artificiality that is aspartame!!! It is my one true love. Oh he thinks I'm kidding.

And now time for Life With Derek. Oooooh Truman daaaaayum. That NyQuil I took is gonna knock me OUTTTT pretty soon. I <3 NyQuil.

K I can barely move anymore time for bedbeds.