Okay, WEDNESDAY's show: (Movie night with Quinten Tarantino, baby!! Holy crap, he is mean!!)

George Huff - His favourite movie is "The Wiz". A black version of the wizard of Oz. Right. He said that ever since he "seen" it as a kid, it stuck to him like glue. He's gonna have fun trying to rip it off then, cause that's gotta hurt. He said the Evil Witch's makeup was so cool. He sang "Against All Odds". It was nothing compared to Marc Devigne's version on Canadian Idol Wildcard round, but Marc is the best, so. George was really good, but no one liked him except for Quinten. He said "You made me forget that I hate that song". Marc messed up the words, but George didn't, so I give him props for that. Props? What am I, Randy? Cheez. Shut up.

Jennifuh Hudson - Her favourite movie is "Sister Act 2". She said her favourite scene was when Whoopi Goldberg was glued to the chair and it was rolling down the hallway. She said it was "So hillarious". Hey. it LOOKED funny when they showed the clip. She sang "I have nothing", and if Leah's watching at home or in the trash can, wherever she lives, she's gonna be so pissed, because Jen did WAY better than she did singing that song in Group 3. Jennifer is just the best, she is so awesome. Haha, she stole Leah's song and made it 100x better. Sucker. Leah I mean, not Jen. Jeez. Whoops, my bad. CHEEZ!!

JPL - His favourite movie is "Dead Poet's Society", because it like has a good storyline or something. My mom was like "Oh, he has more points with me now, I guess he's not dumb after all!!" He sang "Jailhouse Rock". He SUCKED hell. He was so bad. He was trying to make it like his Wildcard performance when he sang Elvis, but it was way worse. Just...no.

Diana Degarmo - Her favourite movie is "Bowfinger" with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin. At least, I think it's Eddie Murphy. Anyway, her favourite scene is when Eddie is running across the highway between all the cars and screaming. She said it was "Sooooo funny!!" It did look funny, I gotta see that movie. You know what's funny though? That Dairy Queen advert where the guy's got the baby in the pouch around his neck and then he moves his head down and the kid lifts its head up and wacks him in the mouth! Now THAT is funny, I could not stop laughing, it was hillarious and my mom was like "Umm...that's not funny." Diana sang "My heart will go on". She was cheap, so I didn't vote for her. Quinten said "You hit all the notes and it was fine, but I DON'T CARE!!!" and I was like "Holy crap, he's worse than Simon". Simon said Diana is too young and is trying to act old. All the judges said about what a hard song it is to sing. "My heart will go on" is NOT a hard song. I can do that so. I DO do that song. Jeez.

Uglito - Fantasia's favourite movie is "Finding Nemo", because she says Nemo is just like her. What, ugly and annoying? Oh, that is SUCH a burn. She says Nemo is wacky and doesn't always want to do what he's told. Right. I cannot believe what she sang. She sang what JENNY GEAR sang on Summertime Hits night on Canadian Idol. She sang Gershwin's "Summertime". When I heard Ryan say that title I was like "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" She freaking RUINED it!! She was sitting on the floor the whole time (well, LYING on the floor actually, being a slut), and wearing this ugly dress and making ugly faces and being ugly. I hate her. I want to kill her. She's an annoying, snotty, ugly, bitchy piece of crap that needs to be thrown away. Or better yet, shot. You don't take a Jenny Gear song and turn it into shit, okay? You just don't. Someone needs to slap her and tell her that if she wants to ruin songs, she can stick with Beyonce and Macy Gray or whatever the hell garbage she listens to, because she's obviously getting her shitty style from someone.

Jasmine Trias - Her favourite movie is "Lilo & Stitch"!!! That wasn't really a surprise. Her little sister looks just like the girl from it. She said she likes it because it's about how important family is. Aww, isn't that cute?? Her favourite scene in the movie is when Lilo and the two sisters are surfing because it reminds her of her life in Ha-wa-ee. She sang "When I fall in love". It was aiight, and Simon said that the problem with Diana and Jasmine is that they're children trying to be adults and it's not working. Right. Diana's 16, and Jas is 17. They're ALMOST adults. What are they supposed to do, run on stage singing "The Candy Man Can??" I mean seriously, they give them themes like Elton John and Movie Night, and they complain. Right.

John Stevens - Hee! His favourite movie is "Aladin". What a hottie!! And his favourite scene is when they're all singing "Prince Ali"!! Hee!! How cute!! He said he loves the movie because it's so magical. Just like him. And his singing. He sang "As time goes by". It was such the perfect song for him. But seriously, I hate the stylists. They cut his friggin HAIR!! He looks like Ryan Seacrest!! Well, that's what Simon says. You should've seen John's face he's like "Ugh, I don't want to look like him he's a losa!!" but he was just joking, so. All the judges said he was wonderful and it was a perfect rendition, which is great especially coming from Randy, who hates him. Simon said John is great, but he has no charisma. Simon thinks Guy has charisma. That's what he said to him on World Idol. And then he said to Heinz Winckler that he didn't have what Guy had, which of course was "Natural charisma". Oh yeah. Right.

Latoya London - Her favourite movie is Finding Nemo too!! I forget what her reason is, but her favourite scene is when some fish drag this other fish down and the other fish like "Oh man, you guys made me eat!" I have no idea. It sounded like that, anyway. Latoya sounds like a fish when she imitates fish. Right. She sang "Somewhere". I actually had to look that up on the site just now because she was so boring I forgot what she sang. She was loud and cheap and boring. Losa!!

So the next show, the results one, is on in 20 minutes. Crap, I need some dinner. I slept in today and missed the class pictures and the freaking band pictures, which really pisses me off because Alum was in the band pictures, but whatever, there will be ones at Claremont, so. Maybe they'll do retakes just for me. Yeah, I wish, haha. Haha, Jonah Moananu. Shut up. I was talking to Alum today and he said that Stephanie phoned him up and left a message saying that she was sorry for talking to him but I paid her, or some shit like that. I'm going to kill her, she's such an ass. No one phones Alum but me, seriously. Shut up.