Group 3:

Constant Bernard - "Me & Mrs.Jones". He's 20 years old. For some reason, I think he's gay. But his performance was ridiculous but amazingly good. The judges keep saying "I like it, but I don't like it" which is what Sass's daughter says in her little kid voice which is how the judges kept saying it. That's how I feel. 1-866-9-IDOL-01. I might vote for him, he's crazy and funny. Funny in both ways, you know.

Commercials. Jerrica Santos up next. I like her. Frankie Delissio? I think I saw him with your sister. I LOVE that advert. Barber shop 2. Luther Vandross? I want to see that.

Back. Jon forgot their food so now he's becoming a secret agent. Or something...like that. Now there all eating macaroni. Now he's crying because they made him clean up and they all ran away. Right.

Anyway, Jerrica Santos up next. "Brightest love of all". She's really good, amazing in fact. She's 16. I love her! The judges like her, Farley says only okay, Zack says the last note sucked. She has really long hair just like mine, and she does that lip quiver thing which is really cool. 1-866-9-IDOL-02. Please vote for her, I'm going to.

Commercials. Back.

Andrew Broderick - "I don't want to bore you" or something like that. It says he's 16 even though he's 17. Right. His stupid way of singing his words is so annoying. It's "DAY", Andrew, not "TAY"!! And I can't say what else he did, but he was okay. 1-866-IDOL-03. I don't know whether I will vote for him or not.

Valerie Jalbert - "Open Arms". I HATE THIS SONG! But I love her version. She's 19 years and from Saint-Jerome, Quebec.so cool, I love her! Zack doesn't like her that much, he says she can't sell it. Jake says maybe we should SELL him. I'm up for that. Jake and Farley like her. Sass says that's one of her favourite songs and she loved it. I hate that song but I loved it anyway. 1-866-IDOL-4. I'm definitely voting for her.

Commercials. Bernard Quilala up next, I like him. Lol Quilala. Oh crap, it went on overwrite, now I can't fix something that I messed up earlier after the word Quebec. And I meant to put 04 for Valerie's number, not just 4, sorry.

Back. Bernard Quilala, 22 years old and from E-Town. "Won't let me go" or something like that, I don't know. HE WAS SO GOOD I LOVE BERNARD! Jake says he didn't like it because he didn't know the song neither did Farley. Sass doesn't care if she ever knew the song in her life, she thought it was amazing. Zack says Bernard has about as much chance of winning as Jake does. So mean, I love Bernard. 1-866-9-IDOL-5, I'm voting for him. Whoops, I meant 05, and I can't correct it because of the overwrite, sorry. Just vote.

Diane Archer, 21 years old. "The spy who loved me". Don't steal Valerie's song from the top 100! WHAT? This is "The spy who loved me"? That's Annie's song from the top 100! I thought Valerie's top 100 song was called "Nobody does it better"! So they both sang the same song in the top 100? Annie and Valerie? BEH!! Whatever. Diane was okay, not as good as Annie and Valerie though. The judges liked it. 1-866-9-IDOL-06. I don't think I'll vote for her.

Commercials. Jacob Hoggard and Theresa Sokyrka up next. I'm pretty sure Theresa's singing "Summertime", so I'll be sure to leave the room, no one does it as good as Jenny's, but I'm sure it'll be better than Fantasia's, ugh that was horrible.

Back. Jacob Hoggard - Yes, he has a band called Hedley and they rock. Mun. "Only the good die". I hate this song too, but he rocks, he's so funny. The judges like him. Jake says he makes his name proud because they both has the same name. Have, whoops. Ben says "Come sit down you little freak!" HA!! That's hillariousl. He is a freak. He's just like me. He's so funny. Now he's jumping around and behind the couch and jumping up again and making fun of Ben. He counts to 7 with his thumb so it looks like eight. I was like "Dude, you can't count" but then I realized, ha. 1-866-9-IDOL-07. I'm voting for him. I wonder what would happen if someone locked Kalan and Jacob in a room together? Jacob would probably start climbing the walls, ha. That would be funny. Lock ME and Jacob in a room together and we'd tear the house down, we are so alike, it's funny.

Commercials. Theresa Sokyrka up next, ready to ruin the night for me.

Back. She's 23 from Saskatoon. She's such a nerd! "Summertime". She's singing it too fast. She's scatting. You can't scat through Summertime, honestly. Good, she's done. The judges liked her. I didn't that much. 1-866-9-IDOL-8.

Recap, we're done:

Constant Bernard - "Me and Mrs.Jones" - 1-866-9-IDOL-01
Jerrica Santos - "Brightest Love of all" - 1-866-9-IDOL-02
Andrew Broderick - "I don't want to bore you" - 1-866-9-IDOL-03
Valerie Jalbert - "Open Arms" - 1-866-9-IDOL-04
Bernard Quilala - "Won't let me go" or "Angel" - 1-866-9-IDOL-05
Diana Archer - "The spy who loved me" - 1-866-9-IDOL-06
Jacob Hoggard - "Only the good die" - 1-866-9-IDOL-07
Theresa Sokyrka - "Summertime" - 1-866-9-IDOL-08

I'm voting for Jacob right now, and trying to watch Simple Life 2 so it's kinda hard, but I'm also going to vote for Jerrica, Valerie, and Bernard. Jacob's line is busy, which is good, but I'm outtie, so bye. Oh, just a tip, you can start voting RIGHT before the recap even though Ben says you can't, so do that.