Finale:

Top ten are singing "Jail house rock". Joshy!! KALEB!!! Shane. Now "I only want to be with you". Theresa. And Eloser. Some song about toothpaste and hairbrushers, with Kalan singing it. Right. Eeeeeh!! Flames sprouting up! Lol Jacob. Beh Shane doesn't look like himself! Beh Shane is being so high! Now him and Jacob are being freak rockers to each other. Now they are both holding up an Abbotsford together. Manoah!! Ewwww...Brandy. Sick. "Sister's are doing it for themselves". Why did Manoah get stuck with ugly fatty? Her hair is disgusting, she doesn't seem to get that she can't plaster it to her face because it makes her look even uglier. Eeeek Jason! Billy! What a retard he is! End of the group songs.

Now all around the world people are congratulating them. Beh. Lionel. Beh Ray Romano! Now Jerrica! Brocky! Daniel Dupuis. Ted Senecal! Mark Levesque! Ewww Constant. Barrett! WILLY WHITE!! Melanie Benson!!

The judges. Ha Jake. Farley. Sass!! Whoa, she looks like so awesome! Zack isn't there. Zack is at home doing Roshashhannah. Or something. Break.

Back. Kalan clip of his audition. Now Theresa. Now them in the top 100. Theresa sang blue rodeo! Now Kalan when he messes up. I hate this.

Jon Dore! Jon is talking about Idol memories. Now they are playing music and hugging. Jon says I love you.

Now clips of Jon and Ben together. Ben laughs freakishly. LOL Hello VANCOUVER!!

Now Kalan is here. Medicine Hat clip. Beh his friend Kevin! He says that Kalan broke both his wrists one time snowboarding and he had a violin concert really soon after and he was so detirmined that he did it.

Break.

Back. Yo and hello. No he is not. I don't know who he is. Yes....no. NOOOOOO!!!!

Back for REAL!!! Theresa is here. YAY GLASSES! Sorry. Clip of Saskatoon. Her sister is there, and the other one is in the audience. I like the audience one Kristina better.

Clip back the the top 32.

Now Top 10! Each singing their favourite songs.

Josh singing "Iris". EEEEK!!
Manoah - "Hallelujah". I haven't heard this in so long.
Brandy: Sickening pig. Sorry. "Nobody's supposed to be here".
Kaleb - "You ain't nothing but a hound dog". EEEEEEEEEEEK!! Sorry I love him so much, he's yodelling!
Eloser - "Mary Jane". Get away, freak.
Shane - "The way I feel". Lol, Shaney.
Jason- " Saturday night's allright for fighting". EEEEK!! We both jumped up and down at the same time YAY!!
Jacob - "Everything" Beh camouflage.

Ryan Malcolm after the break.

Adam Brody is sarxy. Ben Mckenzie is sarxier! Ben is ugly.

Back. RYAN!!! Singing "Fallen" his new song from his new album! This is an awesome song. Beh Gary is in the audience. Beh Ryan is cheering he thinks he's cool! He is. Now I can see Billy. Top 3, much?

Break.

Derek Ebner is hot!! IS HOT!!!

Top 10 singing "You're still the one". Ewwww, Brandy has to ruin a part of it. Now Theresa is good. Joshy singing, something. Kalan singing too with a cowboy hat! Yay it's Kalan and Uncle Josh back together again! Manoah's singing "I'm like a bird". Beh! Ew Elena. Now Shaney is singing "Bulletbroof" by Blue Rodeo. Richie's song! Now Kaleb's singing "Sundown" Burn on you Jacob!! Correction, much! Now Jason and Jacob singing something freakish. "The wait". "Take a load off Granny?" Whoops. My bad. Jacob and Kalan slapped hands AGAIN!!

Break. Back.

Now they are showing top 10 clips and results shows and them talking and stuff. DON'T. TOUCH. KALAN. ELENA!! Only Theresa is allowed to.

More top 10. Joshy! Theresa nice shirt. KALEB!!! Jacob. JASON!! Get away Eloser with your loudness. Brandy ewwwewwww sickening barf. Shaney!! Now they're finished.

Break.

This is Sarah. This one time at band camp...... ooops This one time in art class Kristina farted really loud. Stephanie and me laughed.

Back. Medicine HAT!! A clip of Kalan getting this far. Rawr. He is so SARXY! Now's he's going to sing "Nature Boy". SARAH BROKE THE STOOL!!! She fell off the slope and crushed it! It's in pieces. Splinters. Twigs. And then she looked at it and it turned to ashes. And then she ate the ashes. and then she killed me. And then she burped really loud. I can't stop laughing I'm dying.

Back. Theresa getting this far clip. YAY!! She's singing "Good mother", I love this song I sing it to my niece all the time and we always watch her video together.

I love Jacob. rawr!

Back. Now a look back at the journey that brought them here. Theresa and Kalan singing together for one last time. "True Colours" by Phil Collins. Kalan is looking lovingly at her. Stop it, Kalan. Now they're hugging! They so love each other. I want to be Theresa so bad.

Break.

We are listening to Sarahs sisters band Acquired taste!

Back. Oh god. I am so freaked. I'm going to cry either way who wins. Now the judges are saying what they think.

They're running over what the judges said yesterday.

And the winner is... KALAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am so happy. Theresa is happy too. She says she loves Kalan. Kalan sings his Idol song and keeps getting confetti stuck in his hair, it's funny. And everyone in the audience does too. And now his family comes on stage. Stupid Kristy. And all the Idols are there too. I'll post about Australian Idol now, I guess, and AI4 in January! Kalan's single is coming out soon, GET IT!!!