Top 4: Big Band (Musical Standards)

Ooh, nice band. Oron who now? Yeah okay people, stop showing off now.

Theresa! Kalan! Jason! Jacob! Whoa, what a dork much, Jacob!

Big Band history clip.

Judges: Zack wearing leather. You know what, dude, you're not cool! Sass, awesome shirt. Farley. Beh, so ugly with his freak hat! Jake. Nice tie, dude.

Theresa Sokyrka - "It's only a paper moon". Whoa, scat much. I love this song. Yup, she's doing it again. She was good. Jake says we all believe in her. Farley says she's the most in her element. Sass says she's custom made to sing that. Zack says he "dug it". Beh. Who TALKS like that anymore, man?

Break. Back.

Kalan Porter - "Moon River". EEEEK!!! I love this song too! Oooh, he's so...everything. Farley says awesome, Sass says he's impossibly dreamy (SO true), Zack says anyone who doesn't understand Kalan is too jaded to deserve to watch this show (Oooh BURN Mum!!) and Jake likes it too. I am SO voting for him (it's been a while, hasn't it?)

Jason Greeley - "I won't dance". NO WAY!!! I love this song too! This is such a great show. It was different from the RJ Helton (S1) version, but it was still awesome! Sass says it's awesome. Zack says Good Work Bro. Jake says Jason is a big band singer. Farley says he's SO impressed and he tips his hat to him! Yay! Jason says he won't dance because Farley says so. Funny.

Break.

Back. Jacob Hoggard - "Straighten up and fly right". He's dressed like a 50's bartender. I get the 50's, but not the bartender. And ONCE AGAIN, he has his sleeves rolled up like the construction worker that he is, so that sort of wrecks that 50's look he's going for, but whatever. What was that freak muttering in the middle? He made people scream, so it must've been good. Zack says he's a star. They all are. What's your point? Jake says he's going to become a movie star. Great comments on the SINGING, Jakey! Farley says he's an entertainer extraorinair. In a singing competition. Right. I added the last sentence by myself. Jacob just held up four fingers and then had to check to see if that was right. Dumb, much? Just kidding, I love the guy.

Theresa Sokyrka - "Dream a little dream of me" or something, Ben was being stupid. He was pushing Jacob and laughing so I couldn't hear the song title. Now she's wearing a pink dress. Her hair's a little messy, but whatever. She's scatting again. She ended very nicely. I love her "Thank you"'s. Jake says she's inspiring and looks nice. Farley asks her to dance. Sass says something about ice cream and sprinkles and strawberries being Theresa or something. Zack says she needs a vocal coach because she's just a little short of being a great singer. Now she looks like she's going to cry. Don't cry, little hatchet!

Break. Kalan Porter up next.

Back.

Kalan Porter - "The way you look tonight". I love this song too! Guy did this song. And so did John Stevens and Jasmine Trias. Over done, much? No. Farley says some freak thing about his suit.. Sass says something else. Zack gives props. Jake says something about something.

Loreal clip. Jacob's a freak. He's streaking Theresa's hair and he's like "Different strokes for different folks!". Beh.

Break.

Back. Jon Dore. He's playing a saxophone. Ben's kicking him out. You suck, Ben! He's playing so bad!

Jason Greeley - "It had to be you". Sass say's he's swooping. You talk English. Zack said he doesn't excite enough. Jake says his first performance was better. Farley says he likes his interacting with the audience.

Break.

Back. Jacob Hoggard - "Unforgettable". He still looks like a bartender even though he changed his clothes. He was cheap. This is supposed to be a duet song, stupidhead. Zack said something about diverse. Jake says it's fantastic. Farley says something about showmanship. And Sass says it was unforgettable.

Recap: Theresa Sokyrka - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "It's only a paper moon"
"Drean a little dream of me"

Kalan Porter - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "Moon River"
"The Way You Look Tonight"

Jason Greeley - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "I won't dance"
"It had to be you"

Jacob Hoggard - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "Straighten up and fly right"
"Unforgettable"

I'm voting for Kalan.