Next week's theme is Elton John. Whoa. I hope JPL sings "Tiny Dancer" again like he did in group 3. John Stevens should sing "Rocket Man" like Jenny Gear did on CI. Someone said Latoya should do "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word". If she even touches that song I'll kill her. That is Jamai Loman's song, man! Right now I'm renaming all my American Idol songs with the exact date that they performed. I can list off everybody in groups 1-4, which is the entire top 32. I'll do it right now. I swear I am not looking. You can even ask Calum, because he knows I can recite American Idol names like a freak, which means really well, if you don't know my language properly. Shut up.

Group 1: Diana Degarmo, Marque Lynch, Ashley Thomas, Katie Webber, Erskine Walcott, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Fantasia Barrino.

Group 2: Matt Rogers, Briana Ramirez-Rial, Noel Roman, Jesus Roman, Kara Master, Camile Velasco, Lisa Leuschner, Marisa Joy.

Group 3: Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Amy Adams, Jonah Moananu, Leah Labelle, Charly Lowry, Latoya London.

Group 4: Susan Vulaca, John Preator, Heather Piccinini, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Tiara Purifoy, Lisa Wilson.

The 12 Wildcards - Marque Lynch (pigs!!), Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Lisa Leuschner, Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah Labelle, Susan Vulaca, Tiara Purifoy, and George Huff.

The 8 wildcards that actually got to perform - Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Elizabeth Letendre, Jon Peter Leiws, Leah Labelle, and Susan Vulaca.

The Wildcards who made it through - Jennifer Hudson, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah LeSuck, George Huff.

The top 12: Diana Degarmo, Jennifer Hudson, Fantastic Uglito, Matt Rogers, Camile Velasco, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Amy Adams, Latoya London, Leah Labelle, Jon Peter Lewis.

The top 11: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Matty, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 10: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 9: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Latoya, Jon Petey.

Okay seriously, I'll stop now. Song of the minute: Jon Peter Lewis "This Old Heart Of Mine". Ehh, it's just what I'm listening to for some reason. I have to go out now. Well, I don't HAVE, I just want to so I can get away from all you freaks! No seriously, when I get back I have to do my homework, which is like English, Math, and Science. Ah, the crappiness of it all.