AI4 Top 6: 2000-2005 songs:

Anthony was doing WHAT in Pennsylvania? It stays there. Beh. And everyone laughs at him. Ew? Bo Bice you were in a rehab center not doing some band thing.

Carrie Underwood - Um you used that clip in your auditions!! "Even god and women get the blues" or something. The fiddle is too loud. Beh what a freakish song. But it was good. Randy wasn't feeling it. Paula says blahbhehhbleia;sdfisjefasdf. Lol Simon. He says that the people who like her will love what she did. Stop dusting the TV, mom I'm trying to watch! 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Bo Bice - Ooooh he has a girlfriend!! And parents!! And bandmates!! "I don't wanna be". GAVIN DeGRAW!!! Randy liked it and Paula said he picked the perfect song. And Simon says it was good except don't wear the Lenny Kravitz sunglasses because they went out in 19something and not a good look. GAVIN DeGRAW!!! I hate him. Bo is like so scruffy only not hot scruffy like Allardina! 1-866-IDOLS-02.

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Vonzell Solomon - Beh her brothers are retarded. "I turn to you" by Christina Aguilera. That was AWESOME. Randy said it was a hard song. Paula said she's always good. Simon said because it's loud in there it might not be as good as Paula thought but Randy says it was better. Vonzell apparently doesn't talk on Tuesdays to save her voice so she needs to write stuff down and post-it notes everywhere and something Hi Vonzell how are you beh Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-03

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Anthony Federov - Lol his singing when he was like 5 on a tape!! Lol his russian parents like Vladimir and someone and he paid no attention in school. "I surrender" by Celine Dion. Beh. He was really loud and good. Randy and Paula liked it. Simon said he's brave. And he said he hated it but appealed to the people who vote for him and he nailed it. Beh. DON'T CALL HIM FEDEROV RYAN!! That's what I call him and I'm the only one who does!! Lol he goes to the gym twice a day rawr. Look at those arms okay I will Ryan!! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Constantine Maroulis - His scary brother Athan!! People made fun of his name. Lol his mom's name is Constance. Um where is his dad!! He wants to win!! Too bad he didn't. It was awesome. Randy says he was in a bar. Paula says not a great song but still awesome. Simon said when he left his band it was like starwars "Welcome to the dark side". Beh. 1-866-IDOL-05.

Scott Savol - Beh his parents his dad doesn't even like him anyway. And his kid!! Beh his dad is like dumb and looking around! "Dance with my father" by Luther Vandross. Um you can't sing this holy crap no!! This isn't the kind of song other people can sing. All the judges hated it and Sion said pack your suitcase. That probably made people vote for him. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

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