AI4 Top 7: 70's dance music.

Yeah, no one cares about Nadia leaving. Ryan breaking the theme news to the contestants. Lol Connie let's "boogie". What is with those band players.

Constantine Maroulis - "Nights on broadway". Lol he's dancing and he looks like an Allard. Okay that's gross, the makeup artists need to get away from him. I don't care if it's the 70's look it's nasty. Lol his dad and what is THAT? Randy says yo man good choice and he still doesn't really feel it and Connie's a vegas performer or something. Paula says everything is oh my god. Um she said pock. Lol his dad again. Simon says something about a waiter in a Spanish restaurant peforming or something. Yeah. Ryan says is Connie your man. He's MY man!! Sorry. Lol he's the older brother. 1-866-IDOL-01.

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Carrie Underwood - "McArthur park" what stupid song I hate Donna Summer! Randy and Paula like it. Lol barbie meets Stepford wives that's what he said Carrie looks like. Ryan says work on yourself first. Beh. 1-866-IDOL-02

Scott Savol - "Everlasting love". Yeah, why I threw the phone no one really knows. I REALLY doubt he sang that, mom. All the judges like him and Simon said he doesn't dance and Scott's boring or something. 1-866-IDOL-03

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Anthony Federov - "Don't take away the music". He's going to shake WHAT? Um I don't want to know. Lol he's dancing. He's like all oh I'm Federov. And it's EROV!! All the judges like him except Simon says he's insipid. Yeah. Whatever that means. Um ew WHAT did Ryan just tell Anthony to do? 1-866-IDOL-04.

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Vonzell Solomon - "I'm every woman". She keeps singing Trenyce's songs. She was good. Randy says she worked it out. Paula says she loves Vonzell and she thinks it was the best peformance tonight. Simon says she's not that good but her personality makes up fori t. 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Anwar Robinson - "September". Oh god stop dancing ew gross tank top stop dancing don't need to see this ew ew ew stop I'm not going to stop till he goes away ew god gross stop. Can't sing this song. This would be a good song for Court-beb to sing. Um. That's Courtney Murphy. Ew he's like jumping a certain way on purpose ew ew ew go away. All the judges like him except Simon who says only the last note was good .1-866-IDOLS-06.

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Um what is with this retarded advert for Coke with lime? Beh.

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Bo Bice - "Vehicle". Lol Bo. Randy says he loves it. Paula says he's just proven competition is back on. Beh. Simon says it's the only good performance of Bo's in 7 weeks. Not true!! 1-866-IDOL-07.

Recap. Vote for Constantine Carrie and Bo!! And Federov! And maybe Vonzie too! Basically everyone but Anwar.

Whoops, I forgot to press post and now it's like 9:51. I'm a dumb shit.