AI4 Finale eekina I'm so nervous!! Ehlie's coming over in like 5!!

The Underwood love never stopped. I was just pissed at the song and I still am because she ruined it but I still love her but she never should have done that.

Eek they're all there!! Connie and Federov and everyone!! Singing some medley. Lol Anwar cut his hair I laughed so much when I saw his pic today. Um shut up Scott. Ewww Mikalah god she's horrible. Lindsey yay!! I missed her so much. Jessica! Beh in my room lol. Lol Vonzie hasn't been a while. Ew Nadia didn't miss her much she's ugly. Fedrov!1 No he cut his hair!! Lol I missed him so much and it's only been like 2 weeks. Beh surfer girl. Nikko!!!!! YES I LOVE YOU!!! Oh god I screamed his name so loud I even hurt myself!! "I get around" by Beach Boys. CONNIE!!!!!!! HE YODELLED OH MY GOD He's so cool lol he kissed the camera. "Good vibrations" um steal the CI2 Top 5 group medley much with both those songs!!

Lol please welcome Ryan Seacrest. Beh whoever those people are. Lol oh my god George when he heard Rascal Flatts he flipped and did a George thing like from last year!!

Ew Mik-Suck is the red carpet host. And people say Bo wins so she says they're saying herself no not funny and she does it with Kirstie Alley and Connie beb frick off from him!! Don't hug Carrie or Bo.

Yes we've missed Connie.

Story of AI4 eeekina! Everyone expected that dumbass. Began in Washington and St.Louis NEEKO!! Lol why the hell did I just spell it like that? Lol New Orleans, Vegas, Cleaveland, San Francisco, and Orlando. Lol that guy. And Paula freaks out. Mary Grober ew. What the hell lol hit the wall. I LOVE YOU LINDSEY!! That audition is awesome I have it on my comp. Yay Emily!! Lol Jacyln. Regina. John Zisa and Marlea! Lol that guy. Lol she doesn't make it and she flips out. Mik-suk. David Brown and Linds. Lol all the guys NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! And Sarah. Lol Bo. And Nikko and Jessic and Nadia!! Lol the voting change. YES MIK SUCK GOES HOME LOL!! Ewwwwwwww Anwar gay. Not hideous shut up Simon Anthony rocks!! Lol Scott sucked NOOOOOOO CONNIE!!! Vonzie. Bo. Carrie. Vonzie again. Now only Bo and Carrie. There's the journey so far.

Break. Bo and Carrie perform after the break. We'll see who wins by who sings the Idol song because someone can't sing it twice. Ehlie get here dumbass. Lol Mr. and Mrs. Smith. NIKKO SMITH!!! The heck that's like a doll. Lol penguins which I just called penquinas I'm retarded. QUICK, FLAMINGOS!!! That doesn't look right. Get here Ehlie you said 5-10 mins not 15!! And he has Tim Hortons Ice Cap lights. 1%bm. YES CI3 ON MONDAY!! Finally a show that isn't rigged and song-stealing and threatening and vote messing up. And song stealing. On the next E-TALK DAILY!! Sorry. You hear that, Cameo?! Or something like that. GET HERE EHLIE!! You'll like miss all crap.

Back. Bo's in his dressing room reading pink papers lol. He's going to Alabama into a fan place. Lol Hey guys. Lol he's like Donnie there's my paster what's up Donnie lol Ryan. Latoya Suckdon is there talking about Bo OH GOD SHE LIKED QUACKED!! Why is she wearing feathers and a crown she sucks. IT'S NOT BO BRICE YOU IDIOT!! Lol every day will be Bo Bice day. And it's like all southern go away Latoya I hate you lol Ryan has the same outfit. He's performing now. STOP SINGING VEHICLE!!! There are WAY better songs like "Remedy" and Free bm!! Need you!!! Some other stuff trying to sing along to a song I don't know lol. Well you want to be a movie star something about Hollywood!! ANYWHERE I WANT TO GO?! HOW ABOUT AUSTRALIA TO SEE GUY SEBASTIAN!! Sorry. Lol he liked twirled it. NEED YOU!! Sorry. He's my Vehicle. And he loves me. I feel like putting judges comments and a number now lol but I don't have to. BO BICE!!! I heard "You'll die your own day now". Oh you have your own day lol.

Break. Um that was so short!! Next we go to Carrie's dressing room. STAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! HAVE TO SEE THAT WITH EHLIE AND MARY!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO!! STOP TYPING IN CAPS!! SHUT UP!! Lol Ehlie's not even here and I'm acting like this. WHY THE FUDGEBAG ISN'T SHE HERE IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES!! WHICH I PLAN TO BE I'D STILL BE A TRADESPERSON!! I DON'T CARE BRIEFCASE IS BETTER NOT TOOLS!! LOL TOLOS!! SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING BM HAVE TO SEE THAT TOO!! I FORGET WHO I AM AGAIN I HAVE TO ASK SARAH MAYBE TIBBY OR CARMEN I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LYDIA I JUST MADE THAT UP!! QUICK, FLAMINGOS!! I've already said that. GET HEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE!! EHLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Lol WE ARE YOUNG PENGUINS WHAT IS THIS LIKE BRITISH SONG!!! Lol Telus home sitter. AND THEY LIKE FLAP!! Ewww what they like it? OH DOGS! SGOD!! A LITTLE MORE PUNCH IN THE CONCLUSION THE ESSENTIAL IS THERE!! ESSENTIALS MATH!! NOT EVEN A COURSE!!! BUT APPARENTLY IT IS SAYS ALLARD!! WHO THE H IS DIANA SALL OR WHATEVER!! EHLIE EHLIE EHLIE EHLIE GET HERE!!!

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Carrie!! Not reading pink papers but has crinked hair. We're back to Oklahoma!! Underwood love says Ryan don't copy me it didn't die but don't EVER sing it again or you die!! FROM CHEESE!! Marry me!! Says that person. Lol she was like mop! MATT ROGERS IS IN OKLAHOMA REPORTING LOL!! I loved Matty. Lol what Okies from Miskogie?! Kim Henry whoever that is. Don't hit on her Matt. They are so excited to have someone as talented and everything to rep Oklahoma. Lol will you get crazy with me. He's exactly the same. I KNEW IT!! RYAN AGREES HE SAYS STOP HITTING ON HER!! Carrie's singing IT again!! And she even did the run at the beginning! The newspapers got ahold of the truth last night and put it everywhere, they're gonna get in shit. Carrie, you're just ruining your own career stop it now!! There's no way you don't know by now. If you only knew what you were trying to outdo I think you'd stop. Don't smile at me you'll never make me like this. Why is she wearing that it's finale night not going out to the farm!! OMG EHLIEs HERE!!!

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Ehlie.

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Randy talking. And clips of Paula and Simon like beating each other up and Paula yelling shut up and swearing lol.

Break. You're weird. YOU LOOK FUNNY!!

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Music video "Dreams" with flashbacks of all the Idols. Lol Rudy. And now Simon's dressing room. Ahhahaahha says Latoya WTF lol. Lol she's drunk. Lol they're all drunk. Lol Simon says I think you're drunk. So's the camera man. LOL THAT KID!! How old are you? Lol 9 southern. I SAID I DON'T USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!! AND THE KID COPIES HIM AND SIMON GETS ALL POED AND SAYS HE GETS IT AND ROLLS HIS EYES AND GETS PISSED! Lol back to Matt LOL GRANDPA CARL!! Lol the smallest fan puppy tiny puppy lol it must be scared of the noise. Lol the h is back Carrie.

Top 3 Emotions.

Regina Brooks oh she was cool. She cried. She sold her wedding ring.

Mark someone the hell!! He like breaks the wall.

Lol that woman. Having too much fun!! That guy was kind of cheap. STOP IT NOW!!!!

Break. Next the truth about Simon. "You said you wouldn't tell anyone". Lol.

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Um ew Leandra Jackson from the auditions singing the Nation Anthem. WHAT THE F SHE'S ACTUALLY THERE!! So is John Stevens and Jasmine in the audience!! The land of the parade what the hell!!

Beh show opening again.

Judges being officially introduced. I heard smile for aunty.

Bo and Carrie singing "Up where we belong". Lol they can't sing together. And then she leans on him. BO AND CARRIE!

Surprise for them!! They both get keys. And Carrie tries to steal them both and then drops hers lol. They both get like red mustangs and Carrie like flips out and bo says something and then hug each other and Bo's grandma is like YES!! And Carrie yells STAY AWAY MOM!! Lol.

Lol them both growing up.

And a profile of Carrie. Independence day like 3 times lol.

Now Bo profile. I hated his guts then lol. That was hot. Yes Hot.

Now them both talking.

Break. IDOLS COMING BACK EEEEK!!! 2134567899876 54that's what he was doing what do you THINK of that?!!
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Lol top 10 worst.

10. That Darren guy he's like a vampire and Paula like get scared.
9. Lol Derek Braxton Toni's cousin. Lol he was like a;skldfja;sldkjfasdf.
8, 7, 6, 5: Lol he had like 4 different voices. Lol Paula.
4. Robert Solomon lol the hell it's like Paul.
3. Bobby Maye? Beh.
2. Maurice Thomas. Lol she like spits. Lol that Brian McKnight dude.
1. Leroy Wells YES!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

Ugh when Adam met Dirk Dirk is like retarded and fing ugly. Ew and he's like gay David Hasslehof lol. Ugh Adam bad personality idiot not good! And singing N*Sync!! EW THEY'RE THERE!! Lol David Hasslehof and he's like flipping out.

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Who the hell is that lol? Lol this is bad judgement. Beh Steve Edwards. Lol someone behind the scences is going out with Simon lol. Lol the h RANDY?! THE DAWGS WHAT?! AND PAULA!!

LOL CONNIE THE HELL?! And he like winks. Lol Paula's like crying and he was rejecting her. Lol Ryan feels empty. NO RANDY AGAIN!! Lol buy my CD. Lol his parents the lyrics and the song is awful lol it sucks. Lol he wants to take his own clothes off.

William Hung.

Yay finalists after the break!!

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Carrie - "Bless the broken road" she's singing with Rascal Flatts and she's like YES!!! Lol. Pat kept touching me. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwwweweweewewewewewe5 how is that ew becaisr 56 lol. how is that ew you know yo uwant it eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww HELL no. KENNY G sweet.

Anthony and Anwar are singing "I believe I can fly" Anwar had long hair again!! He's making Anthony look back. They're singing with Kenny G. Lol.

Connie and the girls are with some Kenny Wayne or something. "Walk this way" by Aerosmith lol. Ew not Nadia.

Scott with Nikko "On broadway". EEEEK NIKKO!! Rebecca and Pat sitting in a tree. George Benson scares me.

Now Vonzie and Billy Preston. That guy's annoying.

Linds and Mik with "Baby face". Ew Mik sucks. Lindsey's awesome she was my fave. Yeah stop doing that. Ew shut up Mik.

BO BICE WITH LYNRD SKYNRD!!

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Someone gets their own private jet!! Lol they don't care right now. Lol the heck is that guy.

The winner is.....................................................Carrie underwood lol. Lol she's like having a heart attack. Rawr John Stevens!! You better not release ABMH as a B-side or I won't buy your single!! But you can't do that anyway because you'll get in trouble and no one will buy that. Not inside me!! NO!!! LOL NO!!! That was awesome.

June 14th is Carrie's single release date buy it!!

CI3 Recaps next Monday!!