Canadian Idol Top 32: Group 1 (the whole top 32 sucks)

Matt Humphreys - "Oh Chariot". Like the cheapest. No Gavin DeGraw! Jake says it would be better if he knew what it was. Farley says the same. Sass says it was great. Zack says it was not enough. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Jenn Beaupre - "Cheek to cheek". Oh my god like the worst!! Seriously, she's like a goat she's so horrible. Like the worst. Farely and Sass loved it. Zack said we would what the - was that. Yeah pretty much. Jake said that she showed why she's there. Because she sucks? 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melody - If you were gonna put a french though, it should have been Katryn. "All in love is fair". Sass said what was lacking was made up for with emotion. Zack said she was flat around the edges and short on star power but he loves the tone. Jake says he echoes what Sass said. Farley said she sounded a little shakey but she did okay at the end. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Daryl Brunt - "When you believe". Are you sure you're a guy? You can't sing this after Josh Groban has. Oh god, it's like taking some loser grade 9 from my school and sticking him on stage. He's okay though, he does good runs. They all like him 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

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Dianelys Hernandez - "Summertime". Oh my god that was like so retarded. You totally can't understand her and she just makes up noises it's so stupid. Who is TALIA? They all like it but Zack just says we'll see what happens which means he didn't like it. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Stephane Aubin - Stupid telephone guy. "Georgia on my mind". Stupid retard, those aren't the words! God, can't you ever remember anything! You suck go away! The judges liked him because they're fridging deaf this year except Zack and Jake. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

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Ashley Leitao - "Colours of the wind". She was really good, I was waiting for her because there's no one else in this suckfest. Cheap song though. The judges have different opinions. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

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Cher Maendel - "Bohemian Rhapsody". Lol. Connie. Zack says he really has nothing to say. Jake said she showed she's a rock singer. Farely says some stuff. Sass says something about exuberance. 1-866-IDOL-08.