CI3 Group 3:

Ben looks retarded.

Yes the judges selected these losers, we know. What is Zack babbling. What is missing from the top 10 so far? Uhhhh, talent maybe? I heard that's what Josh's issue was. Who the heck is Josh? Shut up Jake.

Marc whoever I want Lou back!!

Barbara sucks. Barrett is cheap. Devika sucks. Michelle is awesome. Rex is cheap. Amber is a loser. Giselle is a freak. Diego eek!

Yeah a cheap connection to Jazz!! Giselle is a freak as I said.

Barbara Preisman - Like the most retarded thing ever. Um no don't scat only Theresa can do that!! Um I'm sorry, what 1940's movie are we watching right now with a bar scene? The judges all like her and Zack says it was cute and won't say anything else. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Giselle Carea - "Brass and pocket". Um she's like hardi. And what is with her ugly hair. Farley says he likes her voice but no. Sass says no. Zack said something about the Lawrence something show. And something kick. And Jake says she made it slower and she didn't get into the pocket of brass and pocket. And no one laughs. And Ben tries it. No. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. Diego up next eeekina!!

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Diego Alvarex - "One more try". Lol he like makes up words. Sass says it was 50/50. Zack is so mean he says that Diego is no way one of the best ones in the top 32! Jake says he's still deaf. Farley says he wishes he could give him "One more try". Right. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Devika Mathur - "Hero". Um like the cheapest don't like pray at us!! Zack says some crap or other. Jake says he has his hearing back. Um shut up. Farley says some praising crap. Sass agrees. Beh. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Beh like some market and Barrett makes "Hot" pink shirts for the girls lol.

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Rex Goudie - "After the rain". Um don't have a lighter. Um he's cheap. Jake says he's great. Farley says best performance of top 32 so far. Um no. Sass says um WHAT?!!!!!! SASS EW!! Something about Sexy Rexy. Oooookay. Zack says hatboy here has a lot going on and he's going to win. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Michelle Madeira - "One moment in time". She was awesome. They all say they didn't feel her, whatever the hell that means. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

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Barrett Peitsch - "Walking in memphis". Whatever bemphis is. And atfish. Off A beal. Whatever boring rain is. Sass says it was okay. Zack says he's a star. Jake says his favourite part was the silence in the middle. Farley says he did a real good job. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

A Flurry? Amber Fleury that is?! Shut up Ben.

Break.

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Fatty McFat. Wait, Amber Fleury. "I can't make you love me". That's right, you can't. Wow, is that the size 20 skirt that I'm wearing right now? That made no sense. This is boring so I'm writing through it. Lol my mom's yawning. Zack's on something. So is Jake holy shit he says that she's the best on the show ever. Farley is on the same thing! And Sass too holy crap what the hell are you people smoking? 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recap. Vote for Diego and Michelle even though oter people won't cuz they're losers!