Top 2: Performance Finale

I don't need a recap of the top 100 which was one of the worst things ever. Vince!! Or top 30-crap.

Top 10 is there!! Hi Joshy!! Aaron!! It's been a week and I've missed you so much!!

Lol Zack!! He's dressed like Elvis.

Lol Shmelvis Jake!

The top 10 in auditions.

More top 100 recaps.

Judges talking about each other. Apparently Farley is hiding something.

Wait Theresa is there NOW?!

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All of the people from two years ago!!

KALEB!! TYLER!!! BILLY!!! JASON!!! Anna. TYLER!!!! Ew Toya still a fatty. Shane lol. Lol Gary!!! KALEB!!! I love you so much. Jason!!! Cruddlesticks I forgot to press record!! Theresa!!!

KALEB!! Sorry. Tessy!! Her CD is awesome. So is Jason's!! Lol shane. BILLY!!!!!!!!!!! That CD is my favourite. Fake Hedley. Anna. Tyler you do construction!! Oh god no! Billy!! Shane Jason. Billy Jason!!!

THERESA!!! "Turn my back" oh I love this song!! Where is my mom um don't leave stupid where is she!!! I seriously love this song. She's still so pretty!! I know all the words!! Oh my god she still says thank you like that!! Lol she's exactly the same like crying. Lol certified Canadian gold!!

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Melissa!!! I love you you can do this.

Rex Crappy lookin the same as always.

Lol Wrecks is a role-model to who? East country hicks? I have no idea what that means.

Up Till Now recap. What an ugly he is!! Melissa!!

Melissa's judges choice: "Angel in the morning"...yes...I know...this...I know she can take this home and she will. Lol so she says it again. Jake liked it. Farley said some stuff I was watching the person behind him. Sass liked it too. Lol Zack cries and says that was really nice. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Rex Goudie - "Alive" the Idol single. We won't be able to tell if it's good cuz he sucks no matter what he sings so Mel should have sang it first. Um Farley why did you make him sit no not best single. Sass says he kicked Canada's butt. Yes. Zack offered him a record deal that means he won't win. Jake said great song and best nope and not Rex's either. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Loreal stuff. Their fashion magazine cover. Ashley!! Get away fatty. Lol emily. Mel. Rex ugly!! Ew that Daryl. Suzi. Josh!! They were loud for him.

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Melissa's own choice - "A Broken Wing". I LOVE this song. Diana sang this in AI3 and someone else who wasn't as good. It was good. Sass liked it. Zack said something about basketball practice and that it was really good but not what she's going to be 5 years from now. Yes...Jake says that it was tech. good but boring. Shut up. Farley says he likes looking at how she tells the story. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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A note from Jon. Lol Roll it Joni. Lol him and Jon!! Lol you do not touch his hair. And the baby is scaredof him. Lol pillow fight. Undermining his authority lol. And then he jumps on him and like beats him up. And steals his dinner. Lol he's actually listening. And they're dancing and playying hand games and hugging. Awwww. Lol I'm right here Ben. And he comes. Lol they hug!! Lol now beat it.

Rex - "Bulletproof". Don't even get a life stupid!! No one can sing Blue Rodeo unless they're REALLY good. So bad. Zack says his lower reg. is ehhhhhhhhhhhhh. And something about his pretty face and he is what he is. Jake says he loves the song choice. I don't! And something about hathead. And Farley says 15 year old girls voting for him. Um not me!! Not that low sorry I love Blue Rodeo. Sass says he keeps surprising her. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "Alive". She always wears corsets she's awesome! JAke says she looks her best tonight. Farley says something about ice cream. Zack says long live the queen. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

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Lol Jon he always does the voting has changed over the year thing.

Rex - "Superman" by Five For Fighting. That better not be the flying the car song. No one can sing that. REX!! Don't make me sing it!! Farley said something I didn't hear cuz my sis is talking about frutflies and beans. Sass says it's not just about singing. Zack said good song. And it's not about silly moments of vocalism but who people are and he's his friend and he loves him. Yes...Jake...I heard Hackeysan. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Mel!!