AI5 Auditions Round 4: Sorry about the abscence last night but my bro was on and you didn't miss much anyway, it was kinda boring except for Kelly Pickler who is awesome!!

San Francisco!! Latoya Suckdon was from there and Nadia Turnsuck!! And William Suck!! Wow that was bad.

What is that. Heidi Fairbanks. Like some Hawaiien. Yeah looking like Jessica isn't a compliment. Yeah you're annoying. What are you doing. Like some opera. Versatility and pop shut up Paula is that like all you care about. K that was different. K Paula are you retarded Angels is NOT a Jessica Simpson song and if it is it's cuz she stole it retard it's Robbie Williams.. Come on Randy say yes...COME ON RANDY!!! Awww that's gotta suck you're so close to getting through and then you don't.

K what is with these girl/guy peeps god it's gross there's been like a billion. K what is your name Shawn Bestguess? Oh Vasquez. Dude you're a girl I'm sorry. That was great "What else do you want to do in your life" "I want to sing" "Well you can't" lol!! Lol and he just is so mean lol. K Randy what was that like noise.

Break. K what is that like some grandma.

HEY IT'S THAT DUDE LIKE JOSE!! I know him. Yeah I was looking forward to you until you decided to sing this sucky sucky song come on man. K who's Paul. Oh wait Paula ahahah lol I'm dumb. K why does Randy always say her whole name.

Was that supposed to be good. Oh I guess so.

They're FLYING out the door.

Lol I knew it was gonna become bad.

Pfft ahahahah yup I'm sure you sound like Clay.

DON'T SING THAT PLEASE!!! Ohhh man no. Get out Wolfy. See this is like my favourite song man Clay Aiken just stop. Clay would have punched you in the face. Bye ugly. Lol Randy "I like wolves too though". Lol Ryan. Eeeeek it's Clay and they are playing his song and showing his pic!!! Cut out this ugly guy singing I love that song.

Break. Thanks man I think my pizza's done. Oh god that's like a mom. But alas it is not. Shut up. Don't tell me to shut up you shut up. What. What do you mean I'm still on. You mean they're hearing what I'm saying right this very second. Well how do you turn it off. What red button. I don't see a red button. There IS no red button. Oh here it.

Back. Lol what is this like one guy. Like a robot lol. And Simon thinks it's so funny. K what Paula how can you say yes. And Simon says no. Oooooh down to Randy again!! Randy says...............................................yes. Um what. K I didn't see all of it but from what I did like wtf man.

Lol what is this like vocal coach idol. I'll bring mine too. Except I ditched her like 2 summers ago cuz she's lame lol. Yeah we don't need no stage mommies. Yeah or you could just not sing this. If you're smart you know never to sing it in front of me unless you're Jenny Gear. And especially not if you sound like Christina Aguilera like this person does. Lol they love it. Pfft very current.

Break. Dude Emma Thompson is Nanny McPhee that's like Prof. Trelawny man. DEGRASSI I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN FOREVER!!

Back.

K that guy's like asleep. Yeah no you're not bye.

Pfft shut up you talk too much. K why are you like touching yourself. Don't sing this please. Why are you on the floor. Christ is from the ghetto. Yeah don't be a poet right now. Lol Simon!! Oh no you didn't. I cannot believe this why would you EVER sing this like even as a joke. What did you do wrong? Well you walked in the room for a start. Lol Simon. Lol he's getting her job back. Lol and he did. I want to see that guy lol.

Shauna White. Oh a small town girl wowies. What is that like a 12 year old. What is this song. K she said contemporary not sucky. And she's in. Lol Simon's a little crazy today cuz he doesn't like the 12 year old.

Break.

Back.

Marcus Phillips. Lol that dude. Let's see all your trains that's all I heard. Whoa it's Taylor Gudgeon. Lol that one dude. Lol Randy that was the weird noise I was talking about earlier. Lol he's like a 4 thing doing person. Lol and he like so knew so he just walked out.

Jayne Santayana. Hey it's like Jasmine Trias except not really. K Simon why are you like saying wrong stuff to everyone. It is weird Randy. K you're not allowed to be shocked you stupid contestant that means you think you're good which you don't admit you egoist. Yeah keep the attitude to a minimum and maybe I'll like you again.

Lol a fire.

Well she was fine guys.

K that's like Latoya V.2 thanks Simon I love you. Lol Kelly Barbara whatever that was great.

Break.

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God this like old mom.That's nasty. Oh gross Paula. YES SIMON I KNEW IT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOM!! Good Randy said no. Lol this thing between Simon and Paula "You weren't there" "I don't care I heard you" "But you weren't there" "But I heard you" "But you weren't there". Lol Simon left.

Whoa what is your name. K this story is done. DON'T SING THAT THAT'S GUY'S AUDITION SONG!!!! Yeah stop. Manuel Viramontes. K whatever a rivon is.

Next week Vegas what is that like Dragon lol Randy!! Lol Simon's like so excited.