Gilmore Girls: Season 3, Episode 2: Haunted Leg

Recap of Thursdays episode, "Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer". That's like my fave episode why did I miss that.

Lol they're like all sitting in silence. And Rory's trying to make conversation. Lol a mouse. And they are fighting. Brazed lambshake. Lol he looks like a sprinkler system. Lol she's so mean to her.

Break. This is gonna be so weird you can't recap this.

Back.

Lol my leg is haunted. You know how you get a healthy immune system. Is it by eating nothing but crap all day and blowing out your brain cells with coffee. Ewww they made out so much I'm confused when did he meet her. Lol and Dean comes in and he already ate:O.

There is a mouse in the Inn. Lol make cat sounds. Kirk has arrived with Sookie's wedding photos and he wishes to meet with Lorelai. Ahahahaah yes I love this part he asks Lorelai out omg that's awesome. Lol outside of a really filthy magazine ew.

Lol Rory wakes up and Lorelai is just sitting there. It is Rory's last first day of high school lol. She is telling Rory how Kirk asked her out lol and Rory's like awwwwwwww do it. Lol that was great "I don't play soccer" "You do know!" and now she laughs at her. They're talking about Rory's swearing-in ceremony and Chilton which Lorelai is very upset to hear her mother is coming to.

She gets there at 3:01 and is very mad because she thinks she's late but Rory lied cuz it actually starts at 3:15 lol but it was funny cuz she got mad. Lol she tries to not save the seat.

Hey it's Headmaster Charlston who is the guy from DH. And Rory makes her speech. And Paris goes on and on and on and they're all like shut up lol. And Rory comes out after and then Emily asks Lorelai to have lunch with her at Luke's lol and Lor's like um sureeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Break. God why can't I find some scissors to open this freezie.

Back.

Paris is telling them how they must be a better student government than last year's and how the library sucks. Oh I hate that girl who is she even. Francine. Lol she wants to raise hemlines and Paris is like yeah big issue. Lol she's like sure.

No Vegetarians allowed. And Sookie is making pasta. And Lorelai has 3 main rules in the Gilmore survival guide:

1: No running with scissors
2: No Paige boy haircuts
3: No lunch arrangements with the mother

And Francine pulls Rory into the bathroom to complain about Paris and how she's gonna go against her. Lol thanks for the visual. Ooooooh The Puffs now I understand. And Francine says Rory has to get Paris to do what she wants otherwise she'll make her so infectious she'll make Jimmy Carter look like Martin Sheen. And she's gonna tell Paris that Rory came to her for help. What a byotch.

Break.

Back.

Lorelai goes to Luke's to meet Emily. Lol Kirk told Luke that he asked hero ut and Luke like told him her life story. Lol and Lorelai throws a fork at him and Emily walks in and is like what are you doing. And Emily is like inspecting the menu. And Luke comes by and they order and he bugs her about Kirk and she says make sure you check that frying oil with your face and Emily's like um. Emily phoned Christopher and is now saying all this stuff to Lor about how he doesn't love his gf who is pregnant and Lor like flips and leaves.

And back at school Rory is having another Student Government meeting. And Francine is going on about her hemlines and like glares at Rory. And Rory is convincing her to pass the hemline thing. Lol nice choice of words Paris.

And back at home Rory and Lorelai are getting ready for Friday Night Dinner and Lor is getting so mad about it. And Kirk phones and gets confused by the answering machine lol that's great. And Lor gets very mad cuz Rory won't switch bodies with her. Lol! Kirk phones again and his mom comes on the machine and they like run out the door.

Break. Wow TV is loud much.

Back.

And they are at the grandparents' house for dinner. And are having drinks and the maid is stupid and makes dinner early. Ooooh and Christopher comes and now they are yelling because she won't talk to him. Oooooh and Rory comes out and yells at him for promising her. And runs upstairs. And then Lorelai like screams and cries. And Emily kicks him out. And then Lor comes outside and tells him to give it time.

And now they are walking home. Lol a vomitorium. And Kirk comes and calls her over lol she's like ummmmmm hi. Ewww friend. Lol. Awwwwww she says no and he's all sad. Lol he's gonna cry.

And Rory's in the market and she meets Jess and is talking about his new gf Shane. And she's pretending she doesn't care but he knows she does. And he's being all mad cuz she never called him after they kissed. And about how she's still with Dean so she shouldn't be mad and then she storms out.

The end.

Wow. I don't know how that went I'll re-read it later cuz I gotta go back up to the school.