CI4 Top 8: 80's night

Sweet Cyndi Lauper.

Judges.

Brandon. Craig. WOAMG HIS HAIR. ROB!! Steffi freak. Whoa Chad enough makeup. Eva. Holy crap Tyler is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT. Ashley.

That's a sucky song. Cyndi's pretty though. Her daughter's a freak though.

Brandon Jones - "I'll be there for you". What the heck Brandon. Take off the makeup sweetie. All the judges love it wowie. 1-866-9-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Craig Sharpe - "Wind beneath my wings". You look hot, I'll admit. But if you butcher, I'll hate. Actually you just look dorky. No wait hot. No wait dorky. Hot. Sass says he pwned it. Owned, sorry. All I heard was holy frollicking hairdo's from sack. Ohhh flock of hairdo's. He just called him George Michael. Nice. And then someone called the kettle black. Zack is a kettle. K. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Steffi I do that way better than you.

Break.

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Rob James eekina!! "You give love a bad name". Aw jeez he's so cool. Holy CRAP man. You are so awesome! I can't even believe it. You are the best. Farley <3's him MAN. Zack says Winnipeg dun take no shiat. Language. And Rob does some peace thing. Something from Jake. Sass is floored. Awww me too. I love you Rob. Cha Rob is my Idol I love him. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Steffi D - Whoa there's some violence there. Whoa she's like still. "It's my life" by Bon Jovi. I may or may not want your shoes. How'd they give you so much hair lol. No I dun want them. But I hope you fall off that chair and you SO might. You look really gay up there. And you're gonna break those heels doing that. You look like an Alice in Wonderland that just woke up. They judges all <3 her. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Chad Doucette - "Never tear us apart". You look like Jacob Hoggard on big band week dressed like Gerard Way. Dude that was deep. Shit no you look like if Brandon Flowers and Jacob Hoggard had a kid!! THAT was deep. Too much makeup buddy. Dude Zack even agrees Jacob Hoggard. Shut up Ben. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break. Finally.

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Eva Avila - "White wedding". Do you have no lip on Eva. Where'd those flowers go man. Zack says something about Billy Idol.

Break. Rawr Tyler next.

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Or not. Messed up TV channel.

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Sexxxxxxy. He's gonna sing with his ass?

Tyler Lewis - "Here I go again". Oh my. Sex alert. I mean. Sexy alert. Come on Tyler, sing with your ass!! Zack why are you wearing a pink cowboy. Lol heterosexual pink cowboy. HOT. Tyler that is. Oh yes Tyler you're a rocker but dun do a rock performance. Thank you Sass. Wicked sweet hey I say that too. Tyler the sexy. Yes keep that look it's hot. 1-866-9-IDOLS-07.

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Ashley Coulter - Dude her and Cyndi are TWINS esp. that she's bleach her hair. "Eternal flame". This is an awesome song. Lose the damn body suits though. Hardly the best Jake. 1-866-9-IDOLS-08.

Recap dudes. Eekina Rob Jamesina vote for himina.