Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
a) Indifference or
b) Disinterest in what the critics say

<3<3 Panic! At The Disco. Harry come online dammit I haven't talked to you in days.

Please leave all overcoats, canes and tophats with the doorman, from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed, I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it, ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...with your midblack slacks and asentuating off-white pinstripes, whoah, everything goes according to plan. I'm the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it, because you say so under your breath you're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that, I'm the new cancer, never looked better and you can't stand it.

K I'm done.

I wonder if I should open Limewire. I need new Ev karaoke. Except what if they dun have it and my comp breaks. Oh well I need it. This is sucky karaoke. I remember that time when I was looking for Guy Sebastian n it was like The Open Door I was like k. Sweet I found what I wanted. I'm so happy. And very cold. I want someone good to come online. Now we have to see if that karaoke is crap or not. Better not be. Okay this is bad. It started off okay but now it just sucks I need a new one. Let me try the CMWYS one although I can't do that. K now this is karaoke why can't I do this. K I've got a My Last Breath downloading @ 8 mins and then Missing is almost done. There they're both done. Missing is okay. Now if My Last Breath is crappy I'm gonna break something that was my last one. Ha. Not funny. K you wanna work now that'd be nice. Beginning is good. Piece of shit. K looks like I'm gonna have to resort to Karaokeland although they reply when it's too late I'm like god and they use YouSendIt links which expire after like a day. Stupid Limewire. It gave me like nothing.

Must listen to Damien Leith I like love love love him. K. He better win. Lol I like stole all his songs off his MySpace. Stupid YouTube, remove all that stuff. Well that vid is still on my Myspace so ha. I want my slippers to warm up. Ohhhh that was nice. Does this song go on for like a year or something. Oh god I must be bored I'm talking to Fred. Why the HELL isn't anyone on.

Hey isn't there a video for Elevator Love. I must find it. I'd buy a Damien Leith CD. Whoa they redid Guy's website. Sweet. Damn I want to see that vid. Awwwww that was like the sweetest video ever like all in an Elevator lol. Was that really Jules it looks like her. N an apple lol. N they kissed awwww. Hey it's TSB. Awwww like an hours worth of album explanation lol. The boyfriend one was so funny he's ridiculous. And nobody is frickin online yet. I understand why Harry might not be on but Antony should be here.

Sooooooooo sup guys. I needa call Devin in a few. That's gonna be awkward.

I'm bringing sexy back.

Finally someone's on. It's Martha.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeere are those guys. I need food. But what do we have. Maybe I'll go to LemonySnicket.com. Yeah I'm bored. Is that even the website. Yes it is. Wow.

Waffles!! I burnt them dammit they taste so bad now.0-pppppppppppppp90o Do you mind. That was my cat. Okay seriously people this is ridiculous get your asses online. No estan linea. K.

I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue. K. Yesterday I was in art with that Devin <3.

Whoaa many hours later. But all of them came on and I was like finally.

N now I am watching CSI n looking up Harry Potter OOTP trailers. N eating Jalapeno peppers ahahahahaha. That doesn't work in typing.

So I should post this.