CI5 Top 8: Unplugged.

Lol Ben and Zack are burning each other.

How is Enrique more successful than Shakira. Oh. Because he's been around for 12 years. Shakira's only been around for like 6.

Martha Joy - "True colours" by Phil Collins. Yeah I don't care if it's really by him he owns it. Oh dear. That was kinda bad. Jake said it was the right interpretation and she hit the right notes but he's not feeling it. Maybe because it was BAD. Farley said they need to accept the kind of singer she is in terms of emotions but she sang it well. So basically she sings well but she's dead inside. Get used to it. Sass loves it. Zack says Farley is bang on but this one note was horrible. Yeah I noticed that too. He also says she's the little mermaid. K. 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Dwight D'Eon - "Every breath you take". Crap I stopped paying attention. Farley doesn't like. Sass says it wasn't the greatest but she appreciates it. Zack says he made it his and his vision of Dwight winning is fading. Jake said his stylistic choices with the song were good, some notes were bad but emotionally he got into it. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Jaydee Bixby - "Time of your life (Good Riddance)" by Green Day. Oh...my. Well then. Sweetie, it's a good thing you're adorable. Because I don't think there's words for what you just did. Sass liked. Zack said he shouldn't twang if he's not from Texas and it was awful. Jake said it was a dishonest performance. Farley said he should stick to who he is. Awwwww baby you are sooooo sad now everyone will vote for you!!! 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Tara Oram - "Heaven" by Bryan Adams. Zack doesn't like. Jake said it was honest but shaky. Farley said it was an opportunity to show off her soul or something but she didn't do it. Sass said something about a great moment. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Brian Melo - "She talks to angels" by Black Crows. I don't think I've ever seen him without a hat on. Yes Brian Melo is awesome we all know. All judges love. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Matt Rapley - "Ain't no sunshine" - Sup CoolWhip. That was Matt Rapley. It wasn't as bad as last week, but still bad. Farley says if he had shown more character it woulda been better. Sass says it was absolutely gorgeous like an old spiritual thing. Zack said he's probably the most gifted vocalist they've ever had on the show. Ummmm no. But he says he needs to take it all the way. Jake says he has the kill the notes like he did last week. Yup, he killed them all right. They all tell him to step up. God CoolWhip, step up. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Carly Rae Jepsen - "Torn" by Natalie Umbruglia. Carly is in love with Enrique. I love this songeeeeee. She is sooooooo prettttty. She looks scared though. Sass loves. Zack says she's true contender to win and he adores what she did. Awwww me toooo. Jake says he loved the start and he finallly got the goosebumps he was lookin for. I think Farley said something inappropriate. But he loves her so it's all good. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

PS: Instant Star seems like it will be v. intense this week. Watch it.

Greg Neufeld - "I'm Ready". I remember this song from my 98.5 The Ocean days. Yeah. He coulda picked better. Zack loved and ran and hugged him. Ummmm. K. I'm not seeing what he saw. Now he's dancing in his seat. Jake said it was fantastic too. Well I guess he did with that song all you can do cuz there's not much you CAN do with that song. You just...sing it. Farley said he did everything at the right time. Oh, I bet he DID. Sass says he has it all, the whole package. Yeah. Haven't heard THAT before *rolls eyes*. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recaaaap. This is the first time I've wrote a good one in a long time. I got lazy.