Okay, Tuesday's show - Elton John Night

Fantastic Uglito - "The Way You Look Tonight". Ugh, she tore the song apart and her earing made her look like she had spit dangling from her ears.

JPL - "Rocket Man". He was really good, especially with his yodelling. His jacket was hot, it was green with red inside. JPL's hot. The judges didn't like him. I hate Randy and Paula because they made fun of John Stevens on an interview because he was crying and they laughed at him and said he should go home if he was gonna cry so much. Losa!!!

Jasmine Trias - "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me". She was SO good, but they judges were all asshats and said she sucked. Shut up, judges.

John "Skippy" Stevens - "Crocodile Rock". Heee!! He was so good!! It was hillarious when he started going "lalalalala" because he sounded just like a singing elf!! The judges said he sucked. Shut up, judges.

Camile Velasco - "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". It sucked, but not that much. I'm listening to it right now. The one from the results show, when she got kicked off. At the results show, she changed the line "Back to the howling old owl in the woods" to "Back to the islands of Maui at home", which I guess meant she knew she was going to when it was down to her and Jasmine in the bottom 2. She sings "Pin house" instead of "Pent house". Right.

George Huff - "Take me to the pilot". Haha, he was so good!!

Diana Degarmo - "I'm still standing". That was the song that the top 5 sang on Canadian Idol. You know, the night that Jenny Gear got kicked off. Stupid voting pigs. Diana was really good, even though she has tonsilitis and larengytis (damn, I spelled that wrong, didn't I?", and so did Jasmine. I can't believe Diana was in the bottom three. Again. Stupid voting pigs.

Latoya London - "Someone saved my life tonight". Is it saved or saved? I have no idea. But she sucked, she screamed, and was friggin boring. I'm not saving your life, nope, sorry. Shut up, Latoya.

Jennifer Hudson - "Circle of life". Holy crap, she was so good. She totally blew the house down with a major powerhouse perfomance, and even Simon, who hates her, liked her. Right. She was the best of the night.

The results show was really weird. The sang an Elton John medley with like "Bennie and the Jets" which is such a cool song, the girls sang it, "Daniel, my brother" which the guys sang, and I totally got it confused with "The ballard of Danny Bailey", which I had just finished listening to. They also sang "Saturday Night's Allright For Fighting", all of them, but that's not what was weird. Oh yeah, and that boring idiot Tamyra Gray sang. She came in fourth in Season One, and has been dumped by her record label like twice. Haha, sucker. Shut up.

Last week on Idolforums people were saying that there was going to be some twist to either the performance show or the results show, and it wasn't on the performance show. At the results show, they put them all into 3 groups. Two groups were safe, the other was the bottom three. Group A was Jasmine, Diana, and Camile (bottom 3), group B was John, Fantasia, and JPL, and group C was Jen, Georgie, and Latoya.

After telling us that group A was the bottom three and that group C and B were safe (oh yeah, Johnny!!!), they put Diana back onto the couch leaving us with Camile and Jasmine. And then Camile got kicked out, duh. I was really worried about Jasmine for a second because I thought Ha-wa-ee was going to sympathy vote Camile and send Jasmine home, which would really have sucked because I just started like Jasmine.

Next week is Movie Night. Song of the day - JPL "Rocket Man".