Okay, so right now they're just showing clips of people getting voted off. Nooo!! Johnny and Matt!!! And Jen!! Ehh. Commercial. Back.

Fantasia's up first, as I promised. She's not wearing shoes. She says she hates shoes. That's CARMEN'S thing, hating shoes and not wearing them!! Pig. Now Ryan's asking her a bunch of dumass questions. Now she's talking about her loser mom and loser kid. Fantasia, your mom and kid are both ugly, sorry. You don't name your kid ZION, seriously. You just don't. Now she's telling all the girls that it's okay to have a kid and then let the dad take off. Right. Now she's talking about church. Boring...ooh wow, she was in the bottom 3, wah wah. She thought it was hillarious anyway. Now she's saying that everyone here is a winner. Eh, that's true. Now she's talking about Jen. Shut up, Tasia. Is taking risks part of her strategy, Ryan asks? No, because she doesn't take risks. Okay, now she's demostrating the bobo, whatever that is. Some freak dance move of hers. Now she's going to sing. Time for another butchered rendition of "Summertime". God, SHUT THE FREAKTARD UP!!! Now she's sitting on the floor again. Stupid double caps. I'M going to cry if you don't shut up, losa!! Okay, freaktard, you're done. NOW GET OFF THE FREAKING STAGE!! Ugh. Commercials.

Yay, it's the omelette chef! He's talking about what he was doing when they called him back to the groups because of Donnie William's arrest. He was resting, and didn't answer the phone at first. Right, don't even mention Donnie. Little Richard? Whoa jeez. He is so joyful. George, what's the most challenging component week in and week out? Choosing the songs, George says. The friendships, George is talking about Jen. Haha, George loves big hair. Whoa jeez George. She never sang "Over the rainbow"! When Jen left, it was hard for you George, right? Awww, they were so close, how sad. Whoa he's so weird, he said when he saw Jen walk in the door for Wildcard, he said "JENNIFER JENNIFER!!!" Now Ryan is asking him to sing. YAY!! Now he's going to sing!! Ugh, losa Quinten Tarantino is in the audience. And so is losa JPL. I just came back from doing the dip and the bounce with George. I can't help it. It's fun. Commercials.

Yay!! Jas is here!! She says it's fun being here. And that she's watched the first 2 seasons, and she thought she was good enough to be here, and now she knows that she is because she is. Or something...like that. And it's crazy in Ha-wa-ee now that everyone knows here. And now she's talking about she's ditched the flower. Her shirt is so cool. It's like a tank top with a white stripe cover up thingy. And now she's talking about her dad. And how she works school into it. Which she says is hard. Now talk about the judges! Do you listen to their advice? Yes, because they influence me to do better. What is it going to take for you to win? A lot of hard work, focus, and being true to herself, she says. Can she feel the big night in the finale? Yes, she can! Now she's singing, "Inseparable". She made it sound better than she did when she sang it in the first week. Commercials. Muted. Diana Degarmo "One Voice". Starah is here. Whoops, SARAH, my bad.

Back. Diana's next. Diana's copying my shoes, dude. That's cool. She says Ryan looks comfortable. Where does her confidence come from? She's been singing all her life, that's where. Crap, I have no idea what she's saying, because me and Sarah can't stop laughing. She's proud of her hometown. How has your mom helped you? She's been really supportive. Her mom's cool. Now, to talk about prom. What happens if you have to do AI on your prom, what does your date do? He has a backup. Of course. He's a good friend, so. Do you feel like your missing out? Nope, I've done this my whole life, so this is what I want to do. Are you ready to sing? BRING IT ON!! Now she's singing, "Think". Whoa, she just winked at him. Someone likes somebody else. She's running around the crowd just like George. She was good. Promos.

Back. Now it's time for LaFreakTard Freakface. Wow, she has stepchildren. Whoop de doo. So she's a slut just like Tasia. Her husbands a comedian? What kind of a freaktard career is that? Wow, her husband can't believe that she's his wife, up there being a loser. Whoops, performing and being a loser. Oh WOW, she was in the bottom 3 too! For the second time!! Who really cares? Oh yeah, you have your good times, and bad times, and she was shocked. You're not that good, Latoya. Actually, you're not good at all! But she's happy with what she's accomplished right. That's her way of saying "I'm happy I suck, so fuck off". This is SO boring. Wow, now she's singing "Somewhere"! Who cares. She's SO ugly!! If she got her hair extensions back, I might like her, but only because she wouldn't be ugly anymore. Okay, seriously, SHUT UP!! That's it, I can't take this anymore, my recaps done. Seacrest, out!!