Wednesday: It started like five minutes ago, it was supposed to start at 9 but I guess they messed it up:

Nothing really's happened yet. Some phsycic freak gave them some information about themselves to help them perform. Blah blah blah, she's making up freak stuff, whatever.

Group song, yay! Here goes Diana. NO! Latoya's singing "Hot Stuff". That's COSIMA'S song, you freak, don't touch it!! Here's Jasmine! Fantasia's singing "She works hard for the money". She's good at it. Beh! Donna Summers is singing now. She's cheap. Barry Manilow's better. When is Clay coming on, seriously? Sit down Paula, you're a retard. Whoa jeez calm down, Rarndy. Now she's singing with the girls. The only judge who's not looking like a freak is Simon. But then, he never does anything to embarrass himself because he already does by saying the stuff he does. Um. Eh. Commercials. I need to go upstairs for some watermelon or a drink or something.

Back. Me and my drink. Well actually, my drink never really went anywhere, I got it from upstairs. OOH! Entertainment weekly shoot!! You guys HAVE to look at the cover, it's so hot!! Especially John!! Jasmine and Diana look really pretty. It's 80's theme, the cover. Why aren't they showing John and George? They're on it too, hello? Oooh oooh oooh, there's JOHN!! And a bit of George, but whatever. Whoa jeez, results. Where the heck is Clay?

Diana is SAFE!! She's in the final 3, whoa. OOH, after the break is Clay!! Whoa jeez, ford video much. "Free your mind"? Diana looks cool. Commercials. When the freak is my mom coming home? Oooh, "Raising Helen", I want to see that movie so bad!! Oh no, I just realized something. If Diana's safe, that means Jasmine's going home, because it was going to be one of them. Haha, global shipping. I don't get it. Shut up. Oooh Troy, I AM going to see that!! Brad Pitt's hot, so is Orlando Bloom. I'm hopefully going to see it with Sarah, but I'm not sure because she broke her ankle falling down the cracked steps that lead up to the bandroom outside at our school, so they fixed them and she's having operation.

Back. Oooh, my hottie...CLAY!! Hey, Clay was never a geek with a great voice! He's always been a hottie with a hot voice. He's singing "Fantasy" with the girls. Oh man, he's wearing glasses, I love his glasses they make him look even HOTTER!! I have to go stare up at the television now as close to Clay as I can get!! I just kissed Clay, how sweet. Haha, the girls were just backup singers to him, he owned that performance. He keeps doing this sexy head move with his head, it's hot, and his pulled off note, hot. Whoa, that was good. OH man, more results.

Fantasia. Yeah whatever, we don't care what she sang and what the judges said, I just wanna know if she's safe. Fantasia...you are in the bottom 2. OH MAN!! She has a boyfriend. Oh Tasia, I'm so sorry about saying that you were a single mother who's boyfriend had run away!! Yeah he's talking about Josh Gracin's record deal, K-Lo's record deal, Ruben's failed record that I own, blah blah blah. Now they're talking about Clay's solo tour, he's ditching Kelly and it's about time she sucks and ruined every song at their tour. Oooh, sexy smile Clay!! He is so hot, he's hotter than Jordan. Jordan's mean, he called me a 3-letter word that starts with an F and ends with a G, you get it. And has an A in the middle, NOW you SERIOUSLY get it if you didn't before!!

Commercials. So it's down to Jas and Latoya. Jassy is going to be in the bottom 4, LaLosa is going to be safe, we all know that, then Jasmine's going to go home. Last year Kimberly Locke and Josh Gracin were in the bottom 4, and he got kicked off, and we all knew that was gonna happen too. Okay, my mom's home now, good, she's missed a lot.

Back. We don't care Ryan, seriously. Yes, kids are wearing shirts that say who they voted for, I want a "I voted for John Stevens" shirt. Shoot, Donna's performing again!! Get away, bring Barry Manilow back to perform, he didn't get to sing this much! Ugh, they're really stretching this out. She's singing a song about cake being left out in the rain, how freakish. OUCH, her voice just cracked majorly and she screamed and broke her note, that was worse than anything Jasmine's ever done!! Sit down, Randy and Paula.

Finally, she's shut up. Jasmine, songs and judges comments. Latoya, songs and judges comments. America voted and...we'll find out after the break. I hate that line! So, commercials. AGAIN. I need another strawberry.

Back. America voted and...LATOYA IS IN THE BOTTOM 2!!! YES!!! Jasmine is crying and freaking out!! HAHA YES!!! Fantasia shouldn't be there, but JASSY IS SAFE!! Crowd is booing at Jasmine. SHUT UP, CROWD!!! Simon's mad. Fantasia's so much taller than Latoya. Paula says America got it wrong. Shut Paula, you let them vote, you live with the decisions. Randy says he doesn't know what America is hearing. Obviously not what you're hearing with Latoya. Latoya said she's never seen herself leaving, Fantasia said she doesn't care because she's still a winner. OH YEAH, you go TASIA!! At least she's not saying "I always thought I was going to win, I can't believe I'm so close to being kicked off!" which is what LaLoser thinks. Commercials.

Back. One diva stays, one diva goes, says Ryan. So, the loser is...LATOYA!! Oh MY GOD YES!!! I just fell of my chair and rolled around laughing and screaming. Now it's your death video because YOU SUCK!!! Paula's crying good, that's what she gets for liking a freak bad singer. Now Loser's singing "Rain on my parade". Still can't understand a word she's singing. Tasia and Jas are crying. Don't cry guys, Latoya sucks and you don't! Diana's not crying, haha. I think America just DID rain on your stupid parade, loser, sorry. Your parade lasted too long.

Clay says this is not good, she's amazing he says, he doesn't get it.