AI4 Top 8: The year you were born

SHUT UP ABOUT NIKKO!!! Was it sssttt? I don't know! Lol Ryan burned Randy. Clip of Ryan telling them the theme. Stop peeking Anwar! Lol Connie's baby pic!! And Vonzell. Lol and Carrie. Lol they should have showed Federov's he was like wearing tights in Russia.

Nadia Turner - "When I dream". She was an ugly kid. And she also looks the same every week. God what is with her ugly face? Like she always makes this stupid faces and she thinks she's cool. Um what is she wearing. Randy didn't love it. Beh Paula's shirt. She didn't like the song. Simon said Paula's struggling. He says Nadia's the equivelant of musical wallpaper and she's going home. 1-866-IDOL-01.

Break. Anwar and Bo after the break.

Back. Beh what are they doing to Ryan Paula that's like what Sean Grattan did to me.

Bo Bice - "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard. Wow. Um. Considering I'm at the deciding point of loving or hating Bo Bice, the way I feel about this is going to decide. I don't know. If I hate it, I'll hate it SO much and never go back to liking him again. If I love it, I'll love it SO much and never go back to hating him again. I'll decide when they show the recap. Randy loved it. Paula says see you at the finals. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Anwar Robinson - "I'll never love this way again" by Dionne Warwick. ANOTHER girl song? You know, Anwar, I think everyone basically already knows it. But just in case they don't, you just have to keep proving it don't you? His shirt is too open. Oh GOD Anwar you did NOT need to do that that was just WRONG. He jumped around but did it in a certain way that made his shirt go down. He SO did that on purpose. Ew. This is not your personal dating show, Anwar, even though that's probably why you're even on it. He was okay, Jasmine was better though. Randy says props and he thinks he's the best. Paula says something tone openess consistently great. Simon says one of his better performances for a while. 1-866-IDOL-03

Anthony Federov - What's on his head!! His brother is hot. He's 7 years older than him. "Everytime you go away" by Paul Young. Lol his brother. Billy Klippert sang this in the top 3 of CI1. Randy liked it. Paula's proud of him. Simon says very good. We don't need a repeat of last week's comments, Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Break.

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Vonzell Solomon - "Let's hear it for the boys" by Denise Williams. This is Carmen's song from the AI2 tour. Her and Paula are like wearing the same shirt. This is a cool song. It used to be my song for Jonathan. Well, it never was but it would have been a good song to be. She was good. Randy liked it. So did Paula. Simon said Nadia's going home instead of her. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Scott Savol - Says he's the real rocker in the competition. And he rocked out on pasta. Oh wait, that's just what I heard. "She's gone" by Hall & Oats, who are in the audience and like freaking out with the song. He was okay. He was good at the last part and the chorus but flat at the verse because he can't sing that low. Randy says one of the true dawg pound member and Scott starts like barking!! What's happening!! Paula says something about H&O. Simon said there were more bumnotes than there were good notes. And Paula says something. And Simon says it wasn't very good. And Scott said many people didn't have the nerve to do that so he won. Or something. And H&O stood up. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Break.

Back. Carrie next.

Carrie Underwood - "Love is a battlefield" by Pat someone. Oh my god she's Carmen. She looks just like her. And keeps yodelling. And sounds like her. God she's her. She's wearing a black tanktop thing that ties back and jeans it was awesome. Randy didn't like it much. And Paula did. And Simon says it's a bit like watching a kitten that wants to be a tiger. And Randy says he finally speaks the truth. Shut up!! 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break. Connie next.

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Constantine Maroulis - "Boheimian Rasphody" by Queen. Oh god. What is he wearing on his head in that clip beh!! His mic is like being all crappy and making him sound bad when he doesn't. Lol he's like rocking it's awesome. He missed out a part I really wanted him to sing but it's all good. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Recap!! The TV signal is like all messing up. Vote for Carrie, Constantine, Anthony, Vonzell, and Bo!!

AI4 Top 9 Results:

32.8 million votes last night.

Recap of last night's crappy show. Jonathan says Carrie's awesome but he hates the song. And he loves Nikko. And he only heard the last of Constantine. And he said the black girl was really really nice. I think he meant Vonzell.

Ewwww, Fantasia's on...oh. my. god. I hoped I never had to see or hear her again. She's singing "Truth is". And now she's going into "I believe". Oh fridge I can't believe this is SO awful no seriously I'm not just saying this she's like raspy screaming and jumping and oh my god I can't even say anything. Kim C and Ruben are in the audience. Um well it showed Ruben.

Break.

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Ford video "Everybody's got that something". Beh compared to last week that was cheap.

Nikko is always the first one to get results. NOOOOOOOOOO NIKKO'S DOWN THERE!!! Vonzell is down there too. Scott is there too. Everyone else is safe? What? Beh. Um Bo what is a gengre. Anthony agrees with Simon about his performance.

Break. They didn't have time to go through everyone because Fantasia was there, I just realized that.

Back.

Randy says American's confused because he likes black people better than white people. Paula likes them all. Simon

Vonzell is back.

Break.

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Nikko is out. Fridge. His journey. He sings for like 2 seconds before they cut him off.

Fridge.

AI4 Top 10 results:

32.5 million votes last night. Hopefully against Anwar.

Recap of last night's cheap show.

Carrie, Connie, and Bo!! Nadia. Nikko. Anwar. Scott. Jessica. Federov! Vonzie.

Group song!! "Everything is beautiful".

Scott. Vonzell. Nadia. Bo. Nikko and Jessica. This is such a gay song. Carrie and Federov. Connie. Anwar. I know your story man, don't think I didn't tell. You can't wave your hands, you stupid people! Connie's hand beh.

Break.

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Um. Ford commercial. They're like all muppets h and rapping! LOL BO!!

Results:

Nikko is safe. Connie is too. Carrie is too. Bo is safe too. Nadia's in the bottom 3. Jessica is too. Scott is safe. Jeez Scott like died. Anwar, Vonzie, and Federov just like last week...Federov just winked at me eek! I said that Ryan don't copy me!

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Shut up Ryan I SAID THAT and so did you!! Federov's safe YES!! YES ANWAR IS THERE!!! Ugh he's like wearing pj's. Scott's like I don't care stupid! Lol Jessica is like David Lily it happens. Nadia's safe.

Break.

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Who's Jackson?

Jessica's out. I hate that stupid gaylord Anwar. Sorry. Um h is her jacket. Stop clapping like a seal! Um no one seems to care. Carrie is probably like yes now I can win!!

Anwar Robinson: Gay?

I found this yesterday from IDF: http://love.blackplanet.com/Profile/view.html?profile_id=2855519

It's obviously not fake because the last time it was updated/logged in on was on January 1st, BEFORE the show started so no one knew him then, so someone couldn't have just created this. You can tell he's gay by looking at the bottom stats and clicking "I am looking for" and it'll say "Male".

The topic got locked on IDF, so it was obviously true.

It was so obvious from the very beginning. I always said it like a million times and it wasn't just because I didn't like him. I don't like Bo that much, and Bo's obviously not gay. You could tell by like how he acted and stuff.

I wonder if his students know this? But like I said, it's obvious.

I also wonder if it'll affect his being on the show. I certainly hope so, but probably not. Like I know he won't get kicked off or anything, but there are some people who won't vote for him because of that.

He's probably going home tonight, anyway. Either him, Anthony, or Scott.

AI4 Top 10: The 90's:

What the HELL is Ryan wearing?

Ryan is trying to make them guess the theme backstage. His clue was Geri Halliwell quit the Spice Girls. And they all get it then lol.

Bo Bice - The 90's is a blur to him. "Remedy" by Black Crowes. THE H IS HE WEARING. HE IS A COW!! LOOK AT HIS HAT. Okay I'm done. Um he gave Paula his hat. Um the drummer is like a spaz he like freaked and jumped up. Beh. He said he moos because he's a cow YES HE KNOWS IT!! Randy liked it and Paula says he's not getting his hat back. The bridge. Simon says he's a wedding singer and the song reeked. Something about a bice something. Something about a full moon! H? 1-866-IDOL-01

Break. Good morning Mr.Debt Consolidation!! Insignificant awww that's so sad! Um h did that guy say? SMALL POTATOES!! What does that have to do with anything. Um yeah they love their money. I NEED VOLUME TOO!!

Beh Elena Juatco on E-talk daily tomorrow @ 7pm on CTV!! Wow I haven't seen her in forever.

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Lol Simon's like ah...ahahahaha....ha. Lol his only shirt.

Jessica Sierra - was doing something in the 90's I didn't hear. "On the side of angels" by Leanne Rimes. Um h is a hangel. She was good. Randy and Paula said she's okay. And Simon said people don't like her. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Anwar Robinson - Something about not going to school. "I believe I can fly". God he's horrible. Um he's like bald. Ewwwww. Oh god. Randy says it was okay. Paula liked it. Simon hated it. No number.

Break. Nadia Constantine after this.

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Nadia Turner - Had straight hair in the 90's and then cut it off. "The only one" by Melissa Ethridge. Um she keeps making ugly faces and it's annoying. All the judges like it. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Constantine Maroulis - The 90's were great for him. "I can't make you love me" by Bonnie Rait. Lol he stares hotly. All the judges love him and Simon says better than Bo. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

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Nikko Smith - Saw his dad cry in 96 because of a tennis thing. "Can we talk" by Tevin Campbell. Um. It was kind of cheap but Nikko still rocks. Randy says incredible. Um not really. Paula says she's glad he's here. Me too. Simon says good copy of the original but that's a compliment. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Anthony - Came in '94 to America. Lol no glasses!! "The way you look tonight". Sarxy!! He was really good. All the judges say he was allright except Simon said the whole thing sucked. Simon sucks. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Carrie - Had her first date when she was 16 and the guy never asked her out again. "Independence day" by Martina McBride. She was good. All the judges love her and Simon said she's got it. 1-866-IDOLS-08. Lol she's like bouncing.

Scott - He had jobs in the '90. "My last cry" by Brian McKnight. Um okay. Ricky and Camile had this song. Scott has the same arrangement as Camile. It was okay, really good at parts and horrible at some. Randy agrees. Paula loved it. Simon said if he was in a karaoke bar he was going to turn off the mic. Um don't say that Scott will kill you!! 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Vonzell Solomon - Earned her black belt in the 90's beh. "I have nothing" by Whitney Houston. J-Hud did the best version of this along with Maria from Norway Idol. She was good. Is that Vonzell or Paulini Curuenavuli from AUI1?! All the judges love her. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap!!

Vote Federov and Carrie!!

Spoilers for tonight's show: The 90's:

Bo Bice - "Remedy" - Black Crowes
Jessica Sierra - "On the side of angels" - Leann Rimes
Anwar Robinson - "I believe I can fly" - R. Kelly
Nadia Turner - "I'm the only one" - Melissa Ethridge
Constantine Maroulis - "I can't make you love me" - Bonnie Rait
Nikko Smith - "Can we talk" - Tevin Campbell
Anthony Federov - "Something about the way you look tonight" - Elton John
Carrie Underwood - "Independence Day" - Martina McBride
Scott Savol - "One last cry" - Brian McKnight
Vonzell Solomon - "I have nothing" Whitney Houston

Apparently Anwar and Anthony sucked. There's a huge bunch that say Anthony didn't suck though. But Anwar definitely sucked. That would have been such a good song for Nikko! But apparently Nikko was cheap. And Scott sucked majorly. That would have been a good song for Nikko too! Connie was the best, Simon says better than Bo. And Bo kind of sucked. Carrie was amazing. Nadia had mixed reviews. Jessica was boring. And Vonzell also had mixed reviews.

Wow.

I just added a new part to the Jonathan plan, it's at the bottom the last entry.

Yay I get to see Davelina tomorrow and Lisa!!

I have my plan for Jonathan!! This is what I'm going to say when he comes back:

You said before that the only thing stopping you from being gay was me, right? Well guess what? I'm still here. Before I say anything else I need you to pretend that I'm still your girlfriend and that you'll actually consider changing your mind because of what I'm saying.

What you said about not really liking me anyway, I can understand that. You're saying that because now that you've decided you're gay, you think you never thought like that ever. It's like if I decided I liked another guy, and then told you I never liked you anyway, I just thought I did. The only reason I would say that would be because I would think that I was a different person now and that nothing about my former "being" was real. That actually did happen, there was this thing that happened with another guy, and it got really messed up and in the end I had to choose between him and you, and I chose you, and not just because I thought it was better, because I KNEW it was real.

And then there was that time at the mall, the second time, remember? We both know that was supposed to happen. And it's happened more than once, too: There was last time when it got messed up and we both thought it was gonna work, and then it did. And you said that fate doesn't just do things in its own, that people have to take action themselves. I totally agree with that, and last time you did that when you decided it could still work. And this time it's my turn to do something about the complete mess that we are both in right now.

And that's another thing, remember how nervous you were the first time? You got over that. That's one of the main reasons why it didn't feel right, because you weren't used to it. It was never that you didn't want it. The last time that you were here, when we were out, I remember something: There was this one part where you had your arm around me, and you told me that that was the closest you'd ever gotten to a girl, and I asked you if that was good, and you said yes. You might say that you were just saying that, but when someone is that close you to you you can tell if they want it or not, and you might have been a little nervous, but you definitely liked it. And what I said last time, you said you only said it back because you thought you should. That's my reason for saying it too. I never really felt that way, I just thought that I should.

That's another thing, you think that in the way of us being together, it either has to be way too serious or nothing at all. I don't agree with that. If we decided now that we could make this work, all I want is for us to like each in that way. That's seriously all I want right now, I'm totally fine with that. And that means something, whether you know it or not: That I'm willing to change for you.

You said that when you first realized this, you felt messed up. The only reason you would have felt that way was if you CARED, in that WAY. And you did, and you still do. There's just this stupid part of you that's telling you no, and it's winning. Don't let it. From the time that I met you to now, you changed so much.

You went from someone who was breaking twigs on a rock to someone who was willing to apologize for something they didn't even do just to keep hold of something good. I do believe that you are still that person. I know you think it's too late, but you know what? It is NEVER too late. Especially not with something like this. You know it's different and I know it too. We know we'd never find anything like this again.

I'm basically done, but just please, stop this now. It's gone on for way too long. It's wrecked so much of everything. It's almost gone, I admit that, but we still can save it. I've done all I can, now it's your call. Just think about it all, and whether you want to let it go waste, which I know you don't. But if you want to let this take over you, I guess there's nothing I can do. But I meant what I said before about this being the only thing I had. I'm not from a rich family, and I don't have that much. I have my friends and everything, but it's not the same thing. The best thing I had was you. I was so proud of you, whenever I told other people about you. You're so smart, and you just know so much more than I do. Even though we have barely anything in common, it still worked between us. And it still CAN, if you'll just let it.

Whenver anything else got screwed up, the fact that I actually had someone who cared in that way and who accepted me for who I am just made it all better. You don't know how hard it is to find somebody who actually likes me, you probably know why. And it wasn't only that you liked me, but there were so many reasons for me to like you back. I could really trust you, I told you things that I've never told other people. It was so good, really. Even with the distance and everything, it was still awesome. Can you at least think about keeping it? About keeping me, as your girlfriend, please?

I think that's good. I'm posting it now for Sandy to see.

I just got back from the Ring 2, so my recap will be a little short: I have ten minutes left: AI4 Top 11 Results:

Nadia and Mikalah are in the bottom 3. And Anthony joins them.

Randy says save Nadia. Paula says she loves them all.

Anthony's back YES!!!

I honestly don't give a crap right now but I'd prefer Mikalah.

Break. The Ring 2 was awesome, it was really scary Sarah kept covering her eyes lol. It was better than the first.

Back.

Lol Nadalie. That's what Ryan called Nadia just now.

YES MIKALAH'S OUT!!! Dear god I'm so happy. Stop crying Jessica. Oh wow a loser tape of her loser Journey. Stop crying Carrie and Nadia!! She says she's going to miss Simon and the people and the fans. Yeah, it's just the beginning of your trip HOME!!

Wow, she's the second person to have this as their sing-out song. Carmen was the first, although she didn't deserve to leave.

Stop it, Jessica!!

God, she's even more horrible than yesterday and the night before.

Lol she got cut off. Awesome.

I hope my mom remembered to record the new episode of RFR.

I have a plan to get Jonathan back, and I'll talk more about it later.

My recap got lost today because the stupid thing wouldn't post. I'm kinda pissed off right now because of the whole Jonathan thing so I'll just do this.

Federov - You were waiting for me/George Michael/ 1-866-IDOLS-01
Carebear - Alone/Heart/1-866-IDOLS-02
Scottie - Against all odds/Phil Collins/1-866-IDOLS-03
Ob Ecib - Time in a bottle/Jim Croce/1-866-IDOLS-04
Neechos - Incomplete/Sisqo/1-866-IDOLS-05
Washington/Smiley/Eeee - Best of my love/The Emotions/1-866-IDOLS-06
Connie - I think I love you/The Partridge Family/1-866-IDOLS-07
Tadia Turner - Time after time/Cyndi Lauper/1-866-IDOLS-08
Mee-kalah es Gordo - Love will lead you back/Taylor Dane/1-866-IDOLS-09
One-note Robinson - Ain't nobody/Chaka Kahn/1-866-IDOLS-10
Jess - Total eclipse of the heart/Bonnie Tyler/1-866-IDOLS-11

The best were Nikko, Carrie, Constantine, and Jessica. Bo was good. Everyone else was okay. Mikalah sucked and so did Anwar.

If this doesn't post I don't care I'm not doing it again.

Jonathan broke up with me yesterday because he's gay. Literally. Wow. It went really bad last night, but he told me he'd phone me today and we'd talk. And he did. It went okay, because he convinced me that he wasn't just lying, and I guess I do believe him. He always was kind of weird. And he said he thought he liked me in that way but he never did, and he realized that while he was in England because something happened. Ew. But he says it can be as it was before, it just can't go any further. He said it was just friendship before. It does really really suck, not only because I just lost my boyfriend but now I hear that he never really was my boyfriend and he lied for like 6 months but oh he didn't LIE he just didn't KNOW. And he's GAY for god's sake! But it's okay though, he says we can still be friends, and he even KNOWS that's a crappy line lol. He said he wants to keep emailing and talking and seeing each other. He's gone up to Whistler today for two weeks or less. He said he'll call me when he gets back. Hopefully he'll have thought about what a stupid dumbass he's being, but probably not. This would be the most HILLARIOUS situation if it wasn't me.

But I'm having fun watching Australian Idol videos so now I'm going to go see if I can get some more karaoke songs for my audition next week.

Vonzell Solomon might be singing "I wanna dance with somebody" by Whitney Houston tomorrow night for Billboard hits, it's a spoiler on TWOP and IDF.

Sorry I didn't recap last night but I was at the dance:

Bottom 3: Cardie, Jess, and Mikalah
First back: Jess
Out: Cardie

I hate Mikalah so much. When Ryan said she had to wait till after the break she was like "F**k!" except they didn't have a chance to edit in the US, but here they did but you could tell and plus people talked about that. The worst part is that people think she's cool because of that. Losers.

Lindsey was different. She wasn't this typical pop crap that everyone tries to be.

Next week is #1 billboard hits: Stuff like No Doubt, Madonna, R Kelly...2 days.

AI4 top 12: 60's night.

Jessica Sierra - "Shop around" by Smokey Robinson, 1960. I can't hear because my tape is rewinding. I like her shirt. She's okay and all the judges agree. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Anwar Robinson - "a House is not a Home". He looks like a girl. Like always. This song is gay. I almost said this house is gay. Ew. All the judges like him. God he's so gay. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Break

Life on a stick begins........ummm ok.

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Mikalah Gordon - "Son of a preacher man". Yeah, what losers would call you? God what was THAT? The judges are stupid except Simon who says she sucks and she does. No number.

Constantine - "You've made me so very happy". He's HOT. HOT. Sorry Sarah's dumb she won't believe me. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Lindsey Cardinale - "Knock on wood". The judges don't like her because they're on something. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Anthony Federov - "Breaking up is hard to do". What the hell is he WEARING? Like a tight shirt and tight pants. His pants aren't that tight though. If Jonathan dressed like that, he'd be hot. But tight shirt only. I like his jeans. 1-866-IDOLS-06

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Nadia Turner - You don't have to say you love me". I have issues with people doing this song. It was okay though. The judges all liked it. 1-866-IDOLS-07

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BO BICE! ew - "Spinning Wheel". COURTNEY'S SONG!!! God I hate him so much again. Lol more like the cow walk. The judges are stupid. 1-866-IDOLS-08

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Vonzell Solomon - "Anyone who had a heart" She's okay. She like blew the last note. The judges are okay. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Scott Savol - "Ain't too proud to beg". Eeek Scottsina! The judges loved him. 1-866-IDOLS-10

Break.

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Carrie Underwood - "When will I be loved". Randy and Paula are stupidheads. Simon is nice!! 1-866-IDOLS-11

Nikko Smith - "I want you back". Um h happened everyone is freaking out? What he's Leroy? Randy and Paula like him. Simon doesn't. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Recap vote for Lindsey Constantbean and Anthony!! And Carrie.

Mario Vazquez has just withdrawn from the American Idol 4 competition due to personal reasons. He has been replaced with ousted Idol Nikko Smith, the second highest vote getter from the final decision between Scott Savol, Travis Tucker, and Smith.

It's true. If you go to www.idolonfox.com and go to contestants, his picture is gone and Nikko's is there, and if you go the "Best of the rest" it'll say under Mario's picture "Withdrew 03/13/05".

Wow. That's kind of weird. When I heard it today I was like WHAT. I can't decide whether I'm sad or not. I mean, Nikko's okay, but I think I did like Mario. I loved him in the auditions, and I think he could've become one of my favourite guys throughout the top 12, because he was obviously going to be in the top 2 if not win this competition.

I guess we'll see how Nikko does next week for Motown theme!! 4 days till Jonathan comes back!

AI4 Top 16 results:

Recap of girls last night. Lol Ryan threw water at Simon.
Recap of guys on Monday. Lol Constantbean has soccer potential.

Mario, Lindsey, Anthony, and Vonzell go to centre stage. And they are all in the top 12. Um lol Anthony needs a bucket.

Break.

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Carrie is in the top 12.

Nadia is in the top 12.

Bo is in...and Constantine is not. WAIT HE IS!! OMGINA!! Now all my faves are in!! stupid bo bice......cow.

Break.

I'm not your fffzzzzz mommy!

What? no, nikko duh!!!! why would they hate costantine. constantlybolicious lol

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Travis. Scott.

Anwar is in.

Jessica. Mikalah. Amanda. Janay.

Jessica is in.

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MARPH!!!!!!!! where is GAVIN?!?!?!?!?!? me too I forgot!!! hi kitten. maybe I have something for you. Now I have nightmares!!! scarey baldy thingy!!! THE JUNOS!!! oh there's GAVIN!!!!! corner gas. my house I think. CTV

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Travis Scott and Nikko are down on the stage. YAY SCOTT IS IN!!!

Mikalah Loser is in out of her Amanda and Janay.

Top 12:

Anthony Federov
Mario Vazquez
Lindsey Cardinale
Scott Savol
Carrie Underwood
Constantine Maroulis
Mikalah Gordon
Bo Bice
Vonzell Solomon
Anwar Robinson
Nadia Turner
Jessica Sierra

AI4 Top 16: Girls:

Don't wave at me Mikalah I hate you. Lol be good.

Amanda Avila - Gemini like me! "River deep mountain high". Would I cray? The h is that. She was okay. Randy says it was okay. Paula says it was good. Simon says you can only sing that if you come close to the original and she didn't. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Janay Castine - Libra. "Dreaming of you". Um...yeah. Randy and Paula didn't like it. Lol Simon hits himself. He says she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Carrie Underwood - Pisces. "Because you love me". Randy says she was nervous. Lol the dogpound is back. Lol Scott. Paula likes her. And Simon says she will make it to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Vonzell Solomon - Pisces. "Respect". She's good, but not interesting. Randy says it was good. Paula agrees. Simon says what the HELL are you wearing. She says her dad came to visit her and bought her a hat and boots. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Nadia Turner - Capricorn. Um f is she singing. "Try a little tenderness". Um she's ugly. What the hell is SHE wearing? Like a two inch skirt. She looks WAY too old. Ew...she's like...god. They all like her. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Lindsey Cardinale - Aquarius. "I don't wanna miss a thing". Lol Anthony he liked freaked out. Shut up Randy. Lol salty tongue. Stupid Sarah. Paula is stupid too. Simon says that she's the musical equivilant of Ryan. Um. Yeah. No. 1-866-IDOLS-06 VOTE!!

Mikalah - Capricorn. "Somewhere". How the hell does she sound like that? God. Yeah shut up Randy. Haha barely any of the guys cheered. Yeah that's great Paula. Simon doesn't like her that much. 1-866-IDOLS-07. Freedging tape stop stopping!

Break.

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Jessica Sierra - Scorpio. The judges all liked her. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap.

Vote Lindsey.

Break.

AI4 Top 16: Guys:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE! Simon is a stupidhead. He says that Joe's excuse was bad. And he said that people vote on the best singer. SHUT UP!!! He's so stupid!! Stupid he actually thinks that oh my god I hate him!! JOE WAS AWESOME!! Randy says song choice has nothing to do with it and that no one says "Oh, someone chose a bad song". STUPID RETARDED IDIOT! God he's stupid. People say that ALL THE TIME!! THEY SAY THAT!! Stupidheads.

Scott Savol - "Sugar pie honey bunch". Randy and Paula liked him. Simon hated it. 1-866-IDOLS-01. He's a Taurus.

Break. Bo and Anthony next.

Back. Hi Nikko and Mario!

Bo Bice - He says don't mess with him or his family because if you cross a scorpio you get stoned. Or something. "I'll be" he can't do the runs or anything, and he's like acting retarded. Randy says it's okay but he should growl more or something. What? Paula and Simon are stupid. 1-866-IDOLS-02. WEDDING SINGER!!

Anthony Federov - Taurus. He talks about how he moved here when he was 9 from the Ukraine and he didn't know anything English but he learned it and he's happy to be here now. "I'm so glad I got you" or something. He was good. Rawr he's Jonathan lol. Randy and Paula love him awww he's so cute his smile eek! Simon says something about don't sing Latino music because he has as much latino flair as a polar bear. Yeah. That rhymes. And then something about uncomfertable wiggles and Clay's "grease". Lol Travis kicks Anthony's butt at Chess all the time they play it backstage but he beat him once and Ryan says thank you for not saying @#$. Lol. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Break.

Nikko Smith - Taurus. God they all are! Um he's like talking all high what a freak! "Georgia on my mind". Lol he put his hat on the mic stand. Whoa he just got really good in the song. Randy and Paula loved him. Simon did too and he said something about the Oscars. Beh. And Nikko said that Ray Charles is a guy. No really? 1-866-IDOLS-04

Break.

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Travis Sucker - Aries. "Every little step I take". Um yeah. No. Levi's song. Don't even. Um he's like being all retarded and wearing suspenders and a hat. Yeah like don't be Nikko. And now he's beatboxing. Um no you have to rap like Levi about Bobby Brown! Randy doesn't like it. Paula says it was okay. Simon says it was as good or less as you would find in a theme park and he was dancer first singer second. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Mario Vazquez - Gemini eek so am I! "How can you mend a broken heart". REPEAT! Whatever it was just in like the top 100. He was good. Lol the girls are dog pound. Randy and Paula like him. Um what is with her ring. s. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Break. Constantine and Anwar next.

Constantine Maroulis - Scorpio. "Every little thing she does is magic". Randy says good song choice. I THOUGHT SONG CHOICE DIDN'T MATTER, STUPID!! Hypocrites. Lol what say you Cowell. He says it was a bad impersonaton of Sting. Yeah. Right. Randy and Paula freak out and say he doesn't look or sound like him and Simon says they've lost the plot and they say no you have. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Anwar - Taurus. What is wrong with them? "What a wonderful world". Yeah it would be if you went away! Go away. Um he like has a ponytail and a turtleneck he looks like a girl. God why is he so horrible! Now he's like screaming that's not what you do with this song! Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!! God you're horrible go away!! Sit down Randy! Yeah a screaming orchestra Paula! Um Simon's a freak. Um yeah Paula and Anwar. Sure. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap. Yeah. Vote...Anthony? And Nikko. And Constantine. And maybe Mario.

Girls tomorrow. Lindsey!

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Mum says...

Tonight on Idol...Simon takes umbridge, Paula loves everyone, and Randy totally pretends that he has never complained about song choices. Simon is trying to convince us that the last umpteen weeks we spent "getting to know" the contestant has no effect on how we vote. M'kay. On with the show.

It's Idol horoscope night for some reason. Scott sings Sugar Pie,etc. (Didn't Clay get told off for this song choice?). Somehow he looks less creepy, or I am just getting used to him. He is still lumpy, but with more hair and smiles. He sang well, and they all liked it. Except Simon.

Bo...Don't mess with him, or else. That adds nicely to the unemployed hippie dude we already knew. But he sings well, I like it better than last week. Which isn't saying much. Simon reads TWoP, and tells Bo it's his contest to lose.

Anthony...Came here at nine, how about that. Sings something upbeat and goes all Clay, except he is wearing the ugliest jacket ever. He reminded me of Wouter for a sec there. Judges go nuts.Except Simon, who blathers on about Clay (as if he actually had liked Clay at the time).

Nikko (Formely Known as Osbourne) sings Georgia. He is very smooth and runny. Or something. I think they are going to like this, and they do. Even Simon.
Travis dances about the stage singing something that was done better by Levi, and he goes all beat-box in the middle but he has no real voice for it. Pauler likes it because, ya know, but the other two really don't. Bye Travis.
Mario is going to show his serious side which means no hat and How Can You Mend a Broken Heart, which makes me wonder who else did this that I liked better. He is rather annoying. I wouldn't miss him, in fact it took about ten minutes to remember all the contestants tonight. He was forgotten longest.
Constantine...does Sting but looks like he has read the message boards too, knows Bo has the edge now and is plugging his band since this may be his last chance. Simon didn't like it, and Constantine nearly knocks over the mic stand after his chat with Ryan. Bye, rocker.
Anwar...(with a pony tail, and no jacket made from upholstery this week) sings What a Wonderful World in a weird way that reminds me of Simon's reaction to Guy ruining this song at World. Anwar ruins it differently and worse, as he screeches his way out. But of course they love it, standing O's from Randy and Pauler.
Dunno who is going home, Constantime and Travis most likely.Hope it's Scott and Mario, but not likely.

Eeekina I got an emailina today from Jonathanina!! He basically had no idea what the FRIG I was talking about with the whole website thing and shit. But I'm emailing him back now and I kind of explained it. I actually got it at like 8 but then there was this whole 4 hour thing with a virus that we got rid of but stupid Luke didn't and so we had to help him or something, I don't know.

And now it's like 3:10am and Stephanie and Sarah are asleep so I'm up listening to Mario Vazquez "I love music" and still replying to Jonathan's email! Now it's Anthony Federov "I want to know what love is". The guy's are on tomorrow night. I'm only just still watching it, because of Anthony and Constantbean. They got rid of the best contestant last week. Like seriously, Joe Murena was the best looking AND had the best voice, but stupid producers gave him no air time so stupid people already had their favourites and stupid people don't vote on voice which is why Mikalah and Bo are still there.

Lol that thing that me and Sarah wrote yesterday, that was freedging hillarious. We were like retarded. Fulternant does NOT mean what you think it means, seriously. I have no idea what the fridge it means, but NOT that. That's like, gross. Judd Harris is hot. I have no idea how he got voted out either! I'm listening to his "Travelling band" right now. I would watch the video except I don't have it. And now Joseph Murena "How am I supposed to live without you" stupid America....JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Sorry.

Holy freedging h, it's like 3:58 I seriously have to go to bed now. I just finished my email to Jonathan and sent it and I'm sick so I should get some sleep. I'll think about Jonathan. Like I couldn't. Fridge, it's impossible. It's like 12 days and I miss him so much and I just want to hear his voice again and see him again. I'll think of him and dream of him because he's just everything and I am SO glad that he's not pissed at me. I seriously would have died if he had gotten mad and said that we couldn't be. But it's all good because he's still my baby and I can't BELIEVE I just said that because I don't even talk like that Sarah does STUPID Sarah make me talk like you! But she's starting to talk like me by adding the words "and shit" after every sentence for no reason and by saying "the h" all the time.

Holy freedging CRAP, it's like 4:23 I seriously need sleep...muchly. And I have to take off all my jewelry and shit so it'll be like quarter to five before I actually go to bed. I'm a stupidhead. But I don't care. Jonathan cares about me!! I feel special. Mental home!!

Hi, my name is Rebecca and I have a problem.

I am talking to a very strange person on the phone. Her name is Sarah Ehle. She lives on 555 Allardina road. Her phone number is 111-09987447474774. Her OTHER number is 3434-3333. Her email adress is jonathanissexy@hotmail.com

Sarah es rubio, alto, comico, y feo. Sarah es mi mejor amiga. Sarah es una estudiante. Sarah le gusta leer, nadar, y patinar. Sarah no le gusta escribir, comer, debujar, bailar, y cantar. Sarah le gusta lleva los jeans, pantalonos, blouser, y los zapatos. Ella ojos es azules.

I am looking up the fairy code alphabet so I can copy it down and be cool. I miss Jonathan. He's coming back in 12 days. But I think he hates me because in my last email to him I gave him a link to this but I forgot about all the stuff about Allardina and Paulina and he hasn't replied for 2 weeks so I think he hates me like I said. But I called his grandmother and told her about it, and she said she'd do her best to get him to call me. I also sent him another email apologizing, because I seriously didn't realize what would happen when I gave him the link. I only realized a few weeks ago that he might think that this was my way of telling him it was over, and hell no! I might have considered going out with them, but it still isn't the same thing as what me and Jonathan had and might still have.

I just spent 70:15 listening to Enya. Wow. And then I listened to Lindsey Cardinale - "I try to think about Elvis" like a million times, I'm seriously addicted to that song started like yesterday.

Now I'm looking up Sindarin and Quenya. And submitted songs to places.

So yeah, the feeling for him is totally different. I don't even like Paul anymore and I only liked Jordan a little. I love Jonathan. He knows that. All I need to do is talk to him about this. I know him, and I know that he's probably started thinking all the time about who I'm with and what I'm doing and all this other crap, and he will be totally losing his shit about it. And considering he has another 12 days to lose his shit about it, by the time he comes back he's going to have no idea what he thinks. All I can give him is my word, and I've never lied to him before.

I'm going to Sarah's house now so I'll finish this there.

HI IT'S SARAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW IS A CAF? WTF FING FRIDGE!!! REBECCA IS AN ODINOG! HER EAR ITCHES WELL SO DOES MY BACK>>>> WE JONATHAN IS A SEXY HOMAR! WELL JOSH HARTNET IS YUMMY!!! SHIT MY SIDE SHIT MY SIDE SHIT MY SIDE@@@@@@@@@!!! I MISS JONATHAN!!! 12 DAYS!!!! ME TOO!! JE SUIS LA FAMIEN!! STOP TALKING FRENCH WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN! IT MEANS SARAH I'M GOING DOWN STAIRS TO YOUR BASEMENT!! BUT THAT'S WHERE THE SHOELACES ARE!!!!!! put it on capslock biatch!!! BATCH OF COOKIES. PJ!!!! DO YOU SLEEP IN PJS? EEEEEEEWWWWWW. DAVID GREEN PJS? MIGHT BE TOO BIG FOR YOU!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! jONATHAN LETS FULTERNANTT! TO THE IZZO OMMMM WTFRIDGINGBRIDGINGH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M CHOKING!! SARAH I'M GOING DOWNSTAIRS TO YOUR BASEMENT!!! Y????????????? NOT Y U STUPID!!! LIKE WAT? LIKE TAHT!!! STOP THE FRIDGINGBRIDGEEYED! YOU WERE LIKE BLUG!!! BUG GIRL GOD SHE'S A BUG!!! I'M GOING DOWN TO THE MICROWAVE!!! 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FOOL YOU DON'T MESS WIT MY GAME YO!! SORRY HOMES! FOR SHIZZ. NEVER SAY TAHT IT'S FOR LOOOOOOZZZEERESSSES. HI BABY!! AWW SADIEKINS IS MY BODYGUARD SHE KICKS RUMP. STOP HAVING ROOTBEER@! OMG$$$ DON'T TALK TO ME DONT COPY ME DONT COPY ME FFFFHHHHHH OK. LOLERZ. MMMMM THIS IS GOOD. MURDER EATING THAT INNOCENT MEAT!! OH WHAT EVER, OH NO YOU DIDN'T!! OH YES I DID! PISTOLS AT QUARTER PAST 13 SARAAAHH AND IT WAS SWORDS. OH WELL I DON'T MEMORIZE EVERYTHING HE SAYS!! HE'S KINDA LIKE RETARDED. OH NO HE DIDNT!!! fridginsTOVE!1! LOL CARSON!! KARSEN WHO SPELLS IT LIKE THAT KARSEN WEIRD PEOPLE DO LIKE THAT DANG. OH KAY THAN!!! IT'S THEN NOT THAN. I WROTE THAN ON PURPOSE KAY? KAY? KAY? STOP EATING HAVE SOME SUSHI!!! NO FREEDGING I'M NOT TRAVIS STRONG. BUT I AM!!! O NO! WHAT? CHICKEN BUT!!!! CHEW CHEW CHEW! YOUR A TRAIN!! A LOCOMOTIVE!!!! A CABOOS! A MEXICAN ROLLER BUS!!! WRONG TYPE OF YOU'RE OH FRICKIN WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH MY BACK HURTS SHIIZAA!! BELCH BELCH!! REBECCA YOU ARE A PIG!!! OY! EAT! CHOMP! HAHAHAHAHA EEEWW EAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE THEN. AAAAWW HI BRANDY! YES BUT I'M NOT I <3 BOYS. WHAT IS LESS THAN 3? 2 DUMMY! MY HANDS ARE TIRED. HMMMMMM. JOSH HARTNET JOSH HARTNET! IS IT GOOD FOR THEM TO EAT THIS? NOOOOOOOO YOU KILLED MY DOGS!! J'AI TROIS CHIENS!!! WOW I TALK FRENCH GOOD! I PLAY IT COOL EVEN THOUGH I CARE. AND EVEN THOUGH I'M DYING. AND IT'S CUTTING ME INSIDE. I'M ANOTHER EX GIRLFRIEND ON YOUR LIST! NODOUBT ARE GOOD!! THAT PERSON HAS LOGGED ON LIKE 7896678 TIMES. YEAH THEY WERE! WHAT? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. I'M GOING TO CREATE 2 SCENARIOS FOR YOU. 1) REBECCA WITH JONATHAN = HEART HAPPY TIME (AAAA EEWWW) 2) REBECCA WITHOUT JONATHAN = REBECCA HIDES, REBECCA HATES THE WORLD, REBECCA TURNS WHITE AND DIES, AND JONATHAN GETS ARRESTED!!!!! JONATHAN DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT? YES I DO!!! NO YOU DON'T YOU'RE NOT JONATHAN BIOTCH! CRAMP IN MY NECK. HAHA. WHEAa!! HAHAHA WHAT WAS THAT PICK IT UP!!!! I'M NOT GOING TO THE DANCE WHAT ABOUT YOU? EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE IMAGINING THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD IT'S HER AGAIN STAY LOGGED ON DAMNIT!! h WOULD I GO WITH? STEPH! DUH, AND THEN WHAT WOULD WE DO? DANCE DUH! PEOPLE ARE GROSS! I KNOW AT THE LAST DANCE I WAS PUSHED INTO SO MANY GRINDING PEOPLE. PUKE!!!! COUGH!!! THE F!! LET'S GO TO JONATHAN SCHOOL WEBSITE. KAY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING SRAH...MOST OF THE FRIENDS I HAVE LISTED THERE ARE GRADE 11'S FROM KEY BLUB. O H K AY D O K A Y!!! BILL GATES? WHAT? uuuhhh uhum ugghhh uhum AWW SCREW IT. SEE # 56 WINK WINK SEE # 69 WINK WINK. WTF THAT IS SO GROSS. BEHIND THE MCDONALDS BY A MAN SHE THOUGHT WAS FINE. BORN...BORN TO BE BILL GATES!! ALL I HEARD!! IN THAT MESSED UP WAY. WE STILL HAVEN'T GONE TO JONATHAN'S SCHOOL WEBSITEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR KALAN@!! WAHT? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY AREN'T SO ADVANCED THAT THEY'LL LIKE EXPLODE WITH LIKE A WOOOSSSHHHHHH OOOSSHHH!! I SHOULD HAVE WATCHED MI BUT I DIDN'T OH THAT SUX. SPELL LIKE THAT1 I'LL SPELL LIKE I WANT!! TAHT WAHT TEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA! FING GO TO A FING MENTAL HOME. LOL METAL HOME. IT'S CALLED A LOOOONY BIN!! YOU GO TO ONE FREAKA!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCARING ME!!! BLAH BLAH. UMMM KAY THEN UMM KALAN. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW ! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHKATCHUW!! GOD GOD GOD! CAPITAL! HOW THE FRIG IS HE STILL WRITING. HOW THE FRIG IS HE EVEN STILL ALIVE.?,?/??./? I think you dont CAPITALIZE! FUCKA BILL GATES!eee!!www SARAH FRIG SHUT P. OGKOH. NO NEED TO TAKE A BATH ABOUT I. LOLERS LOLERS. RAWR RYAN CABRERA. GET OFF MY ARM!!! biaotch. OOOWW I'M NOT JONATHAN. FU YA. YOU WANNA GO DOWN ON NEILS!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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WWWWWWW SICK SICK SICK. DO YOU EVEN GET WHY IT'S GROSS? YES. KAY. HE SAYS HIS SCHOOL NAME WITH PRIDE. CITY OF LONDON SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID PRIDE NOT FUCKED UP EAGERNESS. EW. LOL SCHOOLBOYS. YUM. OK GAY IS HE? NO DON'T EVEN! GAY IS HE THEN? GUYS SHOULDN'T HAVE HAIR IN PONYTAILS!! IT'S GROSS. OR ELSE IT WILL GO INTO YOUR CHEMICALS. HMMM HOW IS THAT SICK? YEAH JONA! MMMMMMMMMMM JACOB! HE IS THE SHIOZZZ! SATURDAY. HAPPY SUNDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CITY OF LONDON SCHOOL PRIDE!! BORN TO BE BILL GATE'S BUG!! GOD IF WE KEEP COMING BACK HERE WE'LL NEVER GET TO SEE JONATHAN'S SCHOOL WEBSITE THAT WE ARE ACTUALLY ON BUT KEEP COMING BACK HERE TO WRITE UCKED UP STUFF. OH AND THAT KID...JUST LOOK HOW HE CAN BEND. UM EW YEAH NO SORRY. TOO YOUNG. PASTORAL HANDBOOK IS THE BEST. EWWW THAT SOUNDS GROSS. NO IT DOESN'T. IT TAUGHT ME SO MUCH!! WAIT THAT'S GROSS. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWW KAY? THE COST OF THESE LESSONS IS BORNE BY THE PARENTS EEK LOL! PASTORAL!!!!!!11 JONATHAN HAS A PROBLEM WITH HIS LOCKER...IT BITES HIM!! HE SHOWED ME!! ON HIS HAND STUPID ARE YOU LIKE TAKING A SHIT OR SOMETHING YOU SURE AS HELL LOOK LIKE ITAHHHAHA BOOGYEMAN.! WHEN YOU SEE HIM COUNT TO FIVE...... AND PRAY THAT YOU WILL STAY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH, REPRESENT HONEY!! REPREFUCK...YOU'RE HOT JOSEPH!! YOU SPAT ON SCOTT SOUSA OR SOMEONE. I SPAT ON BRANDON WRIGHT STUPID. HOW COULD I MIX THOSE TWO UP. ONE HAS BLACK HAIR AND THE OTHER ONE DOESN'T? LOL EXPEDITIONS HOW GAY IS THAT. YO JONATHAN, WHY DON'T YOU EXCHANGE HEE-YAH? EXCHANGE WHAT? PASTORAL EXPERIANCE (AND TIPS) LOL! FRICKIN M! BUBBLE DRUGS BUBBLE DRUGS!!! OMG SOOOO FUNNNY HAHAHA GRADE 7 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAA WE ALL LOOKED SO STUPID WELL SOME MORE THAN OTHERS LOKL I MEAN LOL. STUPID DRUG!~ RE4 THAT WAS MY HEAD SAYS 5RT4Y76U89 AWWW FIT. I'M SORRY I SAID BARCEL. OH KAY, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO UGLY.......MY HAD HURTS. PWAP PWA BWAP BRAH? WHAT? IYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYII CANTI NORUS I LOVE FRITOS CORNCHIPS I LOVE THEM I DO I LOVE FRITOS CORNCHIPS I TAKE THEM FROM YOU, IYIYIIYIYIYIYI CANTI NOORUS. SAY BYE JONATHAN, BYE I LOVE YOU BABY!!! EEK. P.AWWWW THEY HAVE ASSEMBLIES HOW PRECIOUS. DON'T SAY THAT!! AH SHIT I FORGET. BUT DON'T SAY THAT THAT'S HIS WORD!! OH WELL FERKOFF TIEREDD NEED SLEEP...................11 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AI4 top 20 results: Eekina!

Ewww Bo is so ugly.

Recap of last night. Amanda...ew god Mikalah...ugh Nadia...Vonzell and Aloha...Lindsey! Celena. Janay. Carrie and Jessica.

Asking the judges about song choice. She's not talking to YOU, Vonzell, stop nodding! A gibble record what? Are they talking about Lindsey!

Celena's gone. Oh well. He's chewing gum! Yeah okay bye.

Break.

Back.

Jessica's safe. Amanda's safe. Carrie's safe yes!! Nadia's safe. Janay's safe. Lindsey and Loserkalah are safe.

Aloha and Vonzell are the bottom 2.

Aloha is out. All the judges think she shouldn't have gone.

Break.

Back.

Recap of the guy's: Mario! Anwar! A Federov! Lol Constantbean. Scottie! Um yeah Nikko. Travis. BORN! David. Joe!! Ugh Bo Loser stupid face. Look at his FACE!!! God. Hit him with mic stand now.

Constantbean is safe. Nikko is safe. Bo is safe. A Federov is safe! Ancheap is safe. Scott safe.

Joe Mario David Travis are down on the stage.

Break.

Back.

Mario is safe.

Joe is gone with David Brown. Travis is somehow safe.

AI4 Top 20: Girls edition:

Hi Joe!!

Judges.

Aloha Mischeaux - Chicken wings? "You don't know my name". She's good. Randy didn't like it. Neither did Paula. Simon called her affected. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Back.

Hi Carrie!!

Lindsey Cardinale - Some totally retarded song about tatoos and dog shows. Right. Randy and Paula said it was good. Simon doesn't like the song, and he basically says she's forgettable. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Jessica Sierra - "Broken wing". Diana did this on March 22nd for Country night last year. She held the last note for like a minute. Jessica was okay, I liked her better last week though. The judges liked her. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Break.

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Mikalah Gordon - "God bless the child". GOD. I hate her so much. Why is she so HORRIBLE? Like I don't understand why she sounds like that. NOBODY can sound that bad. Jenny would shoot her. All the judges are drunk or on drugs or being paid to lie. I'm not giving out her number.

Celena Rae - "When the lights go down". She was okay. All the judges agree with me, Simon uses his hotel/bar overused thing again. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

Back.

Hi Janay.

Nadia Turner - "My love" by Paul McCartney. No!! This is Courtney Murphy's song for Jane when he got voted out! You can only sing this song if you love the Beatles as much as Courtney! And when you sing the chorus you have to make stupid noises like Courtney, not make it sound normal! God what is wrong with you much! And that was scary at the end! All the judges are dumb. But Simon says weird song choices. And Cabaret something yeah. But don't sing it again. From Simon. And me. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Amanda Avila - Yeah...roosters. "Turn the beat around". Uh yeah no. Two names: Carmen and Diana. So no glove? LOTS OF LOVE. Sorry. She's okay, but I don't really like her because of her weird past and she's a little ugly sometimes. Yeah. Randy is trying to do dog pound again but they aren't that enthusiastic. They all say it was great but Simon says out of tune. Wouldn't out of tune make it like...not so great? Apparently not. 1-866-IDOLS-07

Break. Um yeah. That's kind of a messed up commercial. STUPID CAR!! Other people don't see it that way! Like trying to talk like that beh. OH look a party it's like a tailgate party yeah no.

Back.

Janay Castine - "Hit 'em up style" um yeah no again! Only one person has ever done this: Chanel Cole. You just can't take that. But she was okay but she's scary. She used the names Celena and Mikalah in the song in place of the names Soya and Mia! Beh. Randy hated it and all the dog pound booed at him.

Carrie Underwood - Yeah, all the "other things" that you could be called. Um nobody but stupid people who didn't know anything would! "Piece of my heart". She is so awesome! Sit down Bo Bice you're annoying. The judges are stupid and say she should stick to country but everyone knows if she does then they'll say that she needs to change. 1-866-IDOLS-09

Break.

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Vonzell Solomon - "If I ain't got you". GOD I hate this song. I knew what it was in like the first piano key. She sounded like Fantasia just then. She looks like a monkey. She's okay though. I HATE THIS SONG!! They all think she was okay. Simon says she oversang it at the end. Yeah she did. 1-866-IDOLS-10

Recap. Vote for Carrie and Aloha and Lindsey and Janay!!

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Mum says...

Aloha...yeah, hi to you too. She sounded fine to me, judges didn't like her. Not my style and I don't even remember what she sang but it was better than last week.
Lindsay...went up-tempo and danced about and went off tune and the judges didn't think much of it either. I think she may be a goner.
Jessica "Yokas" Sierra...started out slow, but I was impressed. So was Simon. She was good!
Mikalah...Um.Er. Yell much. Judges are going to love it. Didn't think I'd ever say this, but Jenny Gear sounds better than her. She seems to have been given the heads-up to keep her trap shut and stop annoying people. Hee!
Celena... I spent the time trying to get a splinter outta my finger. No idea what she did, but I wasn't interested.
Nadia..."My Love". The song that has no words and sounds like it's almost over from the start. She is more boring than Courtney. Oh, and she thinks a lot of herself and her Sideshow Bob hair-do. Blah.
Amanda...Turn the beat Around. No, that's Carmen's song. So just go away, Vegas girl.
Janay...who looks like she is 10, and could do with some make-up or something but I really like that song and she looks good (aside from the being 10 part), but the judges don't like her and I think she may have to pay for "getting Sarah Mather kicked out". Yeah, she didn't, but there's the Curse of the Judded to deal with here.
Carrie...does Janis Joplin. Oh dear, they aren't going to like it, and it's done too cute and smiley. But this is a "Make it Your Own" kinda thing, and Bo is going nuts cause it's Janis and all, but the judges don't like it. I thought it was ok.
Vonzell...has Faith Greenwoods' fingernails this week, but she does whatever it is like she is happy with it, and I buy it but the judges don't.
My theory...Top and Bottom 2 being judges' picks... means Carrie, Vonzell, Aloha and Lindsay. All got slammed by the judges. I'd still pick Amanda, Lindsay and Janay to go home. I'd sure be surprised if it was Nadia and Mikalah. Another uninspiring bunch, overall.

AI4 Top 20: Guy's edition:

Recap of Elimination. SARAH MATHER!!

Judges. Beh Paula looks freakish.

Mario Vazquez - "I love music". Right. Randy and Paula like him. So does Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break. Ancheap and JOSEPH after the break.

Back.

Anwar Robinson - "What's going on". My question exactly. He's like...yeah. Weird. And he's really bad. All the judges love him. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Joseph Murena - "Let's stay together". Eeek so awesome! He's really really good. Randy is stupid. Paula is nice. Simon is stupid and calls him cabaret and other stupidness. 1-866-IDOL-03 VOTE FOR HIM!!

Break.

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David Brown - "All's fair in love and war". Umm...yeah. He's like making all these weird faces and sounds and he sounds like a GOAT, do you HEAR him? He also looks like Gary Beals. And he's like all off pitch and ugh. All the judges say better than last week but not good enough. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Constantbean Maroulis - "Hard to handle". Lol Matt rogers on March 16. Lol he's like screaming and jumping around! And like trying to take off his jacket and spazzing out it's so funny! Randy likes him, Paula likes him, Simon gives more about his bar blah blah misused garbage not funny anymore! 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

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Scott Savol - No idea what he's singing. He was allright. Randy says not good enough. Paula says yes good enough. Simon agrees with Paula. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Travis Tucker - What was that about aircrafts? Sorry. "All night long". He was kind of cheap and not much better than last week. Randy called him USHER. Ew. Paula agrees. So does Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-07

Break. Anthony and Nikko after the break.

Eeek Kalan is on channel 32!!

Back.

An Anthony an Anthony Federov!!

Nikko Smith - "Let's get it on". Yeah...k then. Where is his hatizzle, yo? Sorry. He was kind of...yeah. The judges all said stuff . 1-866-IDOLS-08

Anthony Federov - "I wanna know what love is" he was awesome and hot and Jonathany and all the judges loved him. 1-866-IDOLS-09

Bo Bice - "Feel Like I'm dying". He's so stupid. He's like ugly, and trying to rock and I hate him and I'm going to hit him over the head with his microphone stand. Bo Bice, is he like a cow? That's what Sarah just said. 1-866-IDOLS-10 if you vote for him I'll kill you!!

Recap.

Vote for Anthony and Constantbean and JOSEPH!! The girls are tomorrow.

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Here is my mom's recap:

Mario...sings something I don't recognize, wears another silly hat, dances around the stage and he is indeed the Chosen One. Trouble is, I can't remember why I thought he was good in the first place. Now he is just Guarini V.2.

Anwar...screeches and twirls around and has all kinds of fun, but apparently sounds good live. Maybe I need a new TV. He's George Huff with a high voice and no charisma.

Joseph...manages to smile and sing half decently, but I don't care since I hold him responsible for the Judd debacle last week. I bet America will too, and he will be gone, though he is not the worst this show has to offer.

David Brown...makes all kinds of ugly faces and screams too loud and the audience loves it. Randy doesn't. Simon says he has lost his "sparkle". (Mario took it). Well, sympathy votes go this-a-way tonight.

Constantine...does a major rock-out, and I think he figures his days are numbered, so he may as well have fun. His voice isn't that great for rock really. It's like watching Jacob or Billy, only not.

Scott...admits he looks like a serial killer, then comes out in disguise wearing tinted glasses, sounding black and warbly. He also has some beard thing happening. But his song seems to last about 30 seconds and then kinda fades out. Sympathy vote #2, or he goes home.

Travis...does Lionel Ritchie. But he sounds a bit feeble, he is better at the dancing bit. I think he is my new favourite because I dunno, he seems nice. That may mean it's the end of him. I'll try not to like anyone else. Judges seem to like him, so that's good.

Anthony "Eyebrows" Federov...oh. After Nikko "Formerly Known as Osbourne" Smith, who does a passable job on that "Get it On" song that I dislike so much. Only kinda weak...don't we have any GUY voices in this contest? Judd ... I knew there was a reason you should have stayed. Judges liked the performance.
Anthony with pink bits stuck on his jeans sings "I wanna know what Love is", and he actually sings real notes and I like it and so do the judges.

It's Bo...who should put the mike stand down. Seriously. Stop waving it about the stage. Oh nevermind. He seems so 1979 or something and I don't get this competition anymore but the judges liked him majorly.

What an odd show. Not one performance I want to see again. And this was supposed to be the Best Idol Show Evah. If we take the conspiracy of First and Last, that means Mario, Anwar, Bo and Anthony are the judges' favourites. Well fancy that!

AI4 Top 24 results show:

Audition recaps. Noooo, Jamie Paul!!

Talking to the judges about Richard Simmons and Paris Hilton and song selection. Beh.

Results after the break.

Back.

A recap of the girls.

The entire top row is safe.

Bottom row: Carrie is safe. So is Mikalah. So is Lindsey. Nadia doesn't.

Melinda and Janay are left. Melinda is out. Um she like can't even speak and Randy is like eh. Scott is shaking his head and he's wearing cheap glasses! Now Ryan's making her sing.

Break.

Back.

Now the guys. Recap. Constantbean!!

Go die Bo Bice.

Now Constantbean is talking about how people think he's racist but he's not because Ryan said it. Yes, duh.

Scott Savol...has 3 minutes and 50 seconds before more results. Lol Ryan is dumb.

JOSEPH IS SAFE!! As is the top row.

The bottom row is lining up.

Anthony is safe! Constantine has to wait. Judd is safe. Nikko is safe. Lol Constantbean is safe.

Jared and Travis are bottom 2.

Jared is going home. That's too bad, he was second best of Monday night! Now he's singing.

Break.

Back.

Girls:

Top row is unsafe. Bottom row is.

Aloha is safe. Jessica is safe. Vonzell is safe.

SARAH MATHER IS OUT H!!! WHAT. UM...no!! She was my favourite in my blend what happened thought I lost her in top 100 but was in fourth room h happened b!! Ugh. NO!! Deh. Now she sings. Stupid. And she's just like standing there like yeah okay crappy song.

Break.

Back.

Guy's:

Bottom row is safe that's Anthony and Constantbean!!

Mario and Scott are safe. Bo and David are safe.

Anwar and Joe are the bottom. Go home Anwar!! Um wait neither of them are out.

Judd is out? Okay now this is h-ing redonkulous to the max. Like what. He was SAFE!! And he was one of the best! About ants what!

Judd sings out.

Top 20 next week.

AI4 Top 24: Girl's edition:

Vonzell, Amanda, Janay, Carrie!! Sarah!! Melinda. Nadia...Celena...Mikalah ugh, Lindsey yay! Jessica, and Aloha!!

Vonzell - "Heat wave". Her shirt is nice. She was good. Randy says a little pitchy but she corrected it with her personality. Um Randy just made all the guys woof it was scary!! Paula said she was good. Simon said it was really good. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Amanda - "How am I supposed to live without you" um this is Joseph's song from last night! Their song list must suck. She's better than she's been before. Randy says allright. Paula says she doesn't know. Simon says he agrees. And he likes her. In that way. Ew. 1-866-IDOL-02

Break. Janay Castine and Carrie Underwood next.

Back.

Janay - "I wanna love you forever". She was really bad. She sounds like she's crying and shaking and she looks very scary. Randy and Paula say she's good. Simon said song was too old and she's trying to be a grown-up and she's not 50. K. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Carrie - "Could've been" by Mandy Moore. I LOVE THIS SONG!! This is the best song ever and she was awesome eeek I love Carrie!! The judges all love her!! 1-866-IDOLS-04 vote for her eekina!

Break. Crap I forgot to press unrecord for Carrie! Sarah Mather up next yay!!

Back.

Sarah - "Get ready". This is a cool song, but it has stupid lines!! Randy says that she can do better. Paula says bad song choice. Simon says forgettable. 1-866-IDOL-05

Melinda Lira - "The Power of Love". This is a good song. She's like Camile Velasco. Randy says young Kelly Clarkson. That's not a good thing. They all like her. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Break.

Back.

Nadia Turner - "Power" or something about it. All the guys are standing up. Anthony's hot. Um she's trying to be cool by rocking or something. Not cool. Eww Bo is wearing ugly sunglasses so ugly!! The guys are woofing again. Beh Anthony. All the judges liked her. She was like...weird. 1-866-IDOLS-07

Celena Rae - "I will love again" by Celine Dion. There was a high note that she deliberately missed out. She was kind of cheap. Um Anthony is the only one standing up. Sit down! Randy says boring. Paula says it was good. Simon says he doesn't know. 1-866-IDOLS-08

Break. Mikalah Gordon and Lindsey Cardinale after this.

Back.

Mikalah Gordon - "Young hearts run free". Dear god. She stole Carrie's song!! She's horrible. Ugh. And she makes ugly faces and she talkes to the judges during the song h!! All the judges love her because they're stupid. Ew. 1-866-IDOLS-09 don't vote for her or I'll find you and...hit you with a block of cheese.

Lindsey Cardinale - "Standing right next to me". This is her audition song!! Judd Harris likes her. She was good. Randy says she can do better. Paula says bad song. Simon agrees with Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-10

Break. Jessica Sierra and Aloha Mischeaux after this!!

Back.

Jessica - "Against all odds". She was really good. Randy likes her. Paula says it was nice. Simon likes her too. 1-866-IDOLS-11

Aloha - "Work it out" oh don't, please...only Ricki-Lee can sing this. Sandrine from BI2 tried it and bombed. Stop dancing, Anwar!! She was good, but just...no. It's redonkulous. Lol Ronnie. All of the judges liked her. 1-866-IDOLS-12

Recap!!

Vote for Carrie and Sarah!! Lol group hug Ryan's like SCORE!!

AI4 Top 24: Guy's edition:

What is Ryan wearing? Lol he made a Leroy Wells reference.

Nikko Smith! Scott Savol!! Anthony Federov eek! Bo Bice please die. Lol Travis. AHHH CONSTANTINE! David Brown. Jared Yates beh. h. Um k then Anwar. Judd Harris beh. Joseph rawr. Mario Vazquez. The girls are watching in the audience.

Judges.

Nikko Smith: "Part-time lover" I love this song!! Umm he's kind of horrible but he started out good. And staying bad. But he was okay. Randy says he made Stevie proud. Paula says the same. Simon thought it was okay but the viewers will forget about him. I won't! I don't forget anything though. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Scott Savol: I have no idea what he's singing, but he's good. He just yodelled eek and sang high! Randy says it was aiight. Paula says interesting song choice. Sure. Simon says he knows he doesn't look like an American Idol and Randy says neither does Ruben. And I think Simon just called Randy fat. 1-866-IDOL-02.

Break.

Back.

Bo cheap - He calls himself a rocker he's not he's fake Constantbean is the real one!!

Anthony Federeek!! "Hold on to the night" they play this on my radio station all the time. Lol he's my Jonathan. Randy says he was safing and boring but good. Paula says it was safe. Simon said he was as dull as dishwater. We don't need your crappy alliteration Simon shut up!! 1-866-IDOLS-03

Bo Cheap - "Drift away". Fake. Rocker. Horrible. Ew. Randy and Paula both loved it they're dumb. Simon liked it too. Cheap. 1-866-IDOLS-04. What he knocked it out of the stew? Beh h Ryan.

Break. Lol the chicken guy. I hate you Solomon. Lol the girl who likes Jake.

Travis Tucker - "My cherie amour". What is this, like The Ocean theme night? Hey, at least he's not saying 'tay' like Andrew Broderick on 06-30-04, yo. Sorry. He was okay. They all say he's safe. They sing the songs they're allowed to and those songs are safe. Simon says he's not good enough for a hotel lobby. And h is Paula wearing? 1-866-IDOLS-05

Constantbean!! "Kiss from a rose" eeek he rocks so much I love him!! The judges all didn't like him and Randy said he was out of tune and so he tried to imitate him and Simon was like "Yeah, that was REALLY out of tune" and Constantine was like "Just stick to rap" and Randy's eyes went all huge! Constantbean, that's so mean! Lol that rhymed eek!! 1-866-IDOLS-06

Um my tape just stopped and then I pressed play to see if we missed anything and it's somehow recording over Saturday's episope of MI-5 which I didn't see because I was at my dad's house and we pressed record at the END of it so how could it be recording over! And it somehow

Break.

Back.

David Brown - "Never can say goodbye". He is not singing this...beh. He was okay. Lol at the end he was like a Kaleb Simmonds. They all say he was safe. 1-866-IDOLS-07

Jared Yates: "How could I say goodbye?" or something like that. He yodelled like a million times he was awesome. Randy says he was boring and average/slightly below. Paula says the same. Simon said it was like some ghastly audition for a boy band which he wouldn't have been picked. 1-866-IDOLS-08

Break.

Back.

Anwar Robinson - "Moon river". Um he's way too loud it isn't mean to be sung like this be quiet and you can't even recognize the song!! They all loved him and Paula stands up. He sucked! 1-866-IDOL-9

Judd Harris - "Travelling band". Um why does he rock so much he was weird before!! He's still weird but awesome. Randy says it was good. So does Paula. Lol Paula says nitch, it's pronounced neech! 1-866-IDOLS-10

Break.

Back. Joseph Murena eek! "How am I supposed to live without you" eek he was amazing!! He was awesome he's the best!! He yodelled so much! Randy likes it but says it was safe. Shut up. Paula says it was good .Simon says he wasn't very exciting. 1-866-IDOLS-11

Mario Vazquez - "Do I do" by Michael Jackson. Randy says the best tonight. Paula says touchdown. NEVER SAY THAT!! EVER!! She is stealing Mark's thing from AUI!! 1-866-IDOLS-12

Recap!!

Vote for Joseph!!

The girls go on tomorrow: Sarah, Carrie, Lindsey, Aloha, Janay, Vonzell, Melinda, Mikalah, Nadia, Amanda, Jessica, and Celena.

AI4 Top 40: Top 24 final decisions.

Beh they have to sit in a chair and then they tell them. Lindsay looked sad in an elevator. But that doesn't mean anything. Jamie!!

Matthew Kester: Is out.

So is Donnie Williams from AI3 who got arrest for DWI.

David Brown: Is being interrogated. And is through.

Break.

Back.

Jessica Sierra is heading up the elevator and Tammy Wynette Nash is freaking out.

Jessica - Is in.

Tammy - Is going home.

Nikko Smith, h? His name is OSBOURNE!! He was from the auditions! He's in.

Aloha Mischeaux - She's through.

Mikahlah Gordon - Is through. Lol she's going crazy and babbling about how she's gonna fail school and never get her class notes and her mom is gonna be proud and something and she's like not shutting up and she's like hugging the judges and like beating up Randy and babbling thank you a million times and like trilling and like flipping out and then she's like dying on the elevator and then she comes out to her mom and they both freak out.

Break.

Back.

An Anthony an Anthony Federov is shaking but he says it's good and it helps him!! He's walking in. Yay he's THROUGH!! I love my Jonathan Anthony.

Nadia Turner is through.

Vonzell is through.

Carrie Underwood - She's through YES!!

Judd Harris - Through.

Erin Furey - Gone. Who is that anyway?

Ivan Ganchev ewwwww - Gone. YES!! I always hated him.

Yolando McIntosh - Gone.

Faith Gatewood - Gone. Lol Simon's face he's like um because she asked if she really didn't make it like twice. And now she keeps getting off at the wrong elevator stop. And now she came out and she's getting all mad and asking them all why she didn't make it because she's just as good as them and she's been nothing but nice to them and so Ivan says "Come on" and then she flips out at him and Lindsey is just looking like okay shut up now, and everyone else is just sitting there saying nothing, and now Jaclyn started crying! Way to go, Faith.

Break.

Back.

Ryan follows Faith Gatewood outside because she's freaking out still.

Sarah Mather - EEEK FINALLY!! YES SHE'S THROUGH!!

Celina Eggnog or something, whoops Rae. Yeah. Celina Rednose. Shut up! - She's through. Who is she?

Janay Castine - Through.

Jamie Paul Koehler. They didn't say!

Joeseph is through! That's who that is!! He's through yes!! He's hot. I hope he's a good singer. He was like "No." and Paula was ike "Yes" and he was like leaning forward "No way" and she was like "Way".

Anwar is through lol.

Jam-Sandwich is out yes!!

Nooooooooooo John Zisa is out!!

Jami Paul Koehler is out nooooooooooo! And he's just sitting like UM. And he just sat there. And now he's crying he was one of my favourites along with John Zisa this sucks!!

Break.

Back.

Lindsey Cardinale - She's through.

Melinda Lira - Through

Mario Vazquez - Through.

Kim Holloway - Out.

Constantine Maroulis is worried about Bo Bice. I hate Bo Bice he's so fake! Wait, he's worried about HIS chances.

Bo Bice is through.

Jared Yates is through. Beh.

Constantine Maroulis - MADE IT YES!! The REAL rocker.

Amanda Avila and Jacyln Crum are going up together because they're the last two girls and only one of them goes through. It's...Amanda. I like Jacyln better!! Even though they both suck!!

Break.

Back.

Warren, Travis, and Scott are left and there are 2 spots.

Scott Savol - Is through yes!!

Warren and Travis are beatboxing while they wait for Scott lol. Now they are going up together. Travis is through and he swears because they made Warren think he was going through.

Audition flashbacks...Briana, Adam, Mary, the three amigos! Regina, Liz, Melissa Walton, Adam and Dirk, dancing Janitor, Aa'Shia, Michael, LEROY!! Rich nooo! LEROY CAN YOU DIG IT YES!!!

12 guys are:

Anthony Federov
Constantine Maroulis
Maro Vazquez
Anwar Robinson
David Brown
Judd Harris
Nikko Smith
Travis Tucker
Scott Savol
Bo Bice
Jared Yates
Joseph M

The 12 girls:

Carrie Underwood
Lindsey Cardinale
Sarah Mather
Jessica Sierri
Amanda Avila
Vonzell Solomon
Nadia Turner
Mikalah Gordon
Celina Rae
Janay Castine
Melinda Lira
Aloha Mischeaux

Next week America votes!!

AI4 Top 74: Solo round:

Ewww, Jennifer Todd...Constantine! Ross Williams. John Zisa!! Anwar, Carrie, Mario with his fedora lol. David, Linsday, I want to know who you are!! Judges are dciding. Um Nigel what are you doing there!!

Break.

Back. Four rooms...

Room 1, ugh Sharon Galvez. She sang "Greatest love of all". You can't SING this!! Only Audrey and Fantasia!

Shunta Warthen - Stupid Alicia Keys song! "If I an't got you" I hate this song! Shunta was okay.

Angel Higgs - Nooooooo Jeremy!! She sang the postman song. And then "If you come back to me". She was good.

Rashida Johnson - I liked her. She wasn't that good today.

Sean MacNeil lol!! He sang "Your song" today. Lol he's Matt Rogers he's so good!

Break.

Back. Room 1 is going home. That's good except for Sean.

Room 2: Jam Sandwich Jefferson was cheap, he made up some cheap song.

Mario is there!! He was such a backstreet boy. Simon was like, okay then...

Matthew Kester - "Unchained Melody" Simon's like DIE!! It's his favourite song.

Carrie Underwood!! She was awesome. And she's like asking Constantine whether some expression Simon said meant she was good or not. Oooh, someone likes Constantine!!

Judd Harris - Beh.

David Brown and Anwar are in there too.

Vonzell Solomon - Beh cheap.

Results...YES THEY'RE THROUGH!!

Break. OMG A MOVIE CALLED CONSTANTINE!! Wow I just laughed for like the whole break.

Back. Room 3: Ross, Aa'shia, Dezmond, Jennifer sick. Ewwww. Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. Okay I'm done. Ewwww.

Carrie Zaruba - Snob. She sounds like a guy.

Aa'shia Jackson - That girl who looks like a guy. Chipmunk!! Dear god.

Larry Ellis - Ewwww what was THAT?!

Ross Williams - Beh he like scats all the time! Lol that was funny. And he's flipping out.

Break.

Back.

Room 4: Anthony Federov!! Sang a repeat of his audition song. Stupid, don't do that!! They don't like it.

Jacyln Crum - She was okay.

Tammy Wynette Nash - Was kind of boring.

Haha Scott Savol - Is singing Ribbon in the Sky don't do that it's Guy's auditions song Scott jeez!

Ugh, Mikalah - She's singing God Bless the Child don't stupid girl! I hate her.

Linsday Cardinale!! I like her.

Results...after the break.

Back.

Room 3...is out. Good. No one good there anyway.

Room 4...IS IN YES!! AN ANTHONY AN ANTHONY FEDEROV!!! Ugh, a Mikalah Gordon.

Tomorrow they cut to top 24.

Clay Aiken is on Scrubs right now, Channel 18.

Jessica Sierra - Is okay.

AI4 top 100 group performances:

Hi Jamie and David. And Anwar. And Jaclyn.

Matt Myers, Danny Stewart, and Scott Savol are together.

Lol all the groups hate each other except for Anwar.

Constantine's group has a different style. He's with Dezmond and William. Dezmond Meeks sucks, I don't want my Constantine with him.

Break. Whoops, I forgot to press record. Shazbot.

Back. All the grups are getting pissy at each other. Um why is Scott hugging that black guy? Lol that was very David Green. Bye Anwar and Mario! Jaclyn's still at the hospital. Crap she came back.

Elizabeth Pha's group sucks, they keep yelling at her. Especially that nerd.

Break.

CHEESE EATING SURRENDER MONKEYS!! I CAN ONLY TAKE 4 OF YOU!! FINALLY A CAR THAT STANDS OUT!! Lol H Sarah.

Back. Yay Jamie and John are in the same group!!

Constantinou's group is up! He did great, and now there's this William Blake who's okay. Dezmond sucks. Simon hates the dancing. Dezmond!! Scoreness, Constantine's through! Ugh, so is Dezmond. William's not.

Rachel Leslie, Elizabeth Pha and Carrie Zaruba are up. Um Elizabeth isn't even singing she's just throwing runs everywhere, but she still sounds good. Simon sucks. Rachel and Carrie and through, but Liz isn't. I liked her better than those other two snobs. Now Liz is sad.

Break.

Back. Jamar and Anwar and Mario. Mario is awesome with his yodel!! Jamar is a freak!! Anwar is okay. They all got through.

Janay Castine, Gina McFadden, and Natalie Weiss. Beh a song about a postman. Janay got through. Gina's through. Natalie's out. Yup, two blacks and no white person. Typical.

Break.

Back. Jeez, Scott. His group hugs too much after hating each other.

Matt Meyers, Scott Savol, and Danny Steward. Matt messed up the words, Danny is okay. Whoo, Scott! Beh Matt has his sons teddy bear. Whoo, Scott! Randy says best ending ever. Matt's gone, Danny's through, Scott's through yay!

Lamar Jefferson, Aaron Kelly, and Timothy Sauer. Aaron is scary, Lamar sucks at singing and dancing and so does his twin. Tim is kind of cheap. They all screwed up so they started screaming and laughing and whooping. Simon says he doesn't know why he flew back from London to be there, and he calls them all fools and says it's stupid. Now the judges are arguing about who stays. Now Paula's getting all POed so she calls over Nigel to ask if two against one is the rule and he says it is so now she's mad.

Tim's staying, Aaron's gone, and so is Lamo. Now Simon's hugging Paula because he let Tim stay and that is what she wanted. Now he's pretending to stab a pen in her back.

Break.

Back. Jacyln Crum, Rashida Johnson, and Faith Gatewood. They'll all okay, I don't like Jacyln much though. They're all through.

Lol all the other grups are messing up. Nicholas loves himself. Brock messed up.

John Zisa, JP Koehler and Kurtis Parks are up yay!! John and Kurtis were good, but JP messed up. I haven't seen Kurtis before, he's good. Crap...oh they're through!! YAY!!! Now they'll all dying lol and Jamie's crying. They're all my favourites. Jamie is my Courtney except with a big band voice. I love John Zisa. Kurtis!!

Next week is solo performances and the top 24 is decided! I saw John crying!! I hope that means he's happy! Or not. J.Paul Koehler and Constantinou!!

AI4 Top 100:

Audition recap: Yay it's Sarah! Beh it's Dirk. Rich!!

Damn phone!! It's my mom and sister, my mom want to know what tape I'm recording it on.

Yay people in hotel rooms and on buses and rehearsing! Sean and Lindsay and Bao!

People starting to perform. Yay Carrie!! I think she might have just messed up, but otherwise she's doing great.

Jaclyn Crum. Ugh. Yay I love Sarah Mather she's singing my song!! Tameesha, ugh she sounds like Fantasia.

Carrie's through. Jaclyn is as well. So is Sarah!! Tameesha isn't.

Anthony!! Eeek so cute and so good! Michael Liuzza...not that great. Anthony's through. Michael's gone.

Haha Shunta got on the wrong bus. Rich Molfetta and Regina Brooks after the break!!

Back.

Rashida Johnson. She sounds like Camile Velasco and Jennifer Hudson mixed together. She's sick so she's crying but they liked her and she's through.

Amanda Avila and Travis Tucker and Linsey Cardinale. They're all through. H you're not Simon's brother!!

EEEK RICH!! Lol Ross Williams and Sean McNeil. Rich.

Ross is through. Sean is through. DAMNIT!! Richard!! Is not through. Hate. Everything. Was my favourite. Break.

Back. Nadia Turner, David Brown, Scott Savol, Anwar, Jeffery.

Nadia's in. David's in. Scott's in. Anwar's in. Jeffery's out. I hate everything!

Shunta is in.

Melissa Figurao, Vonzell Solomon. Regina Brooks is here. She sounds like J-Hud.

Melissa is in. Vonzell is in. Regina is out. Break.

Back. Patrick Norman and Mario. Patrick is really good. Patrick is AMAZING. Mario is awesome too. Francisco Torres - Beh he looks like my brother.

Mario's through. Patrick's gone, damnit!! So is Francisco.

Marlea Stroman - She left a day after she got there anyway because her kid got sick.

Marlea's in. But she's out anyway.

PATRICK NORMAN WAS ROBBED!! by LEROY WELLS!!

Aaron Kelly. Bo Bice. Constantinou!! Is not there to make friends. They'll all through, the rockers.

Briana's out. Ugh Mikalah is through, I hate her. Lots of guys after the break, including Jamie Koehler and John Zisa.

Back. Marlea's left because she hates the people and she misses her son.

Janay Castine - She looks like Eve Russell. She's through. Ugh, Jennifer's through. So is Jamie and John! Shazbot, Emily is gone!!

Tomorrow is group songs.

Wednesday: AI4: Saint Louis, Missouri:

Recap of last night.

Maynard triplets: "It's raining men". Simon said they all look like 3 overweight Jessica Simpson. The two outer ones left, and Erin is left in the middle. Erin's gone. Now Erin is talking to the camera and she's telling everyone how much they weigh, and they're bitching at her.

Katrina Rece - "I wanna dance with somebody". She's a cannibal, seriously, and she works by talking to mental patients all day. K then...but she's good, and she's really funny. She's gone, but Simon said that he watns her to meet the triplets because she can help them. He's obsessed with weight!

Break.

Back. Ryan's at a Cardinal's baseball game. Lol he like pailed someone in the face with the first pitch.

Maurice Moreau - Beh.

Daniel Sample - Stupid name!! "Angels" shut up!! H? Lol they'll all laughing.

Ozzie Smith - Oh I've heard of him!! "All I do" by Stevie Wonder. He's really good and energetic. He's in.

Johnny Hayes - "My first love". Lol Paula doesn't know what's happening, she's just looking around like beh. He sings way too high.

Jeremy and his singing teacher beh. Calm down singing teacher!! Someone's a little too pumped! His teacher goes first singing "Ain't nobody". Hate this song. Her name is Angel Higgs. She's good. She's through, Simon doesn't like her that much though. Beh freak!! Lol they'll all partaying.

Jessica Pontius - "Over the rainbow". She sings way too high, but she'd be good for musical theatre. Lol Randy says she can be a rat, he means rugrat. And then while they're talking she just walks out and now they're going hysterical lol. I've never seen Simon laugh so hard lol.

Break.

Back. Joe Schoen - "My girl". He's okay, but he's just really annoying. Lol he says he's not a cruise ship singer, but he sang on a cruise ship. He didn't make it because he's obnoxious, Simon says.

Justin Smith - "Proud mary" what a freak!! Um he's like spazzing and dancing all over the place!! He stopped singing and he keep singing! Gone.

Now it's showing all the people who sang that song. That guy was hot, I like him!! But he sucked. Ooh there he is again!! OMG that guy was hillarious he was like so monotone!!

Break.

Back.

Aasia Jackson - Beh he's 16 and looks 10 and he's rapping and now he's singing so high!! He looks like Eddie from That's So Raven. Beh he's in!! He's interesting. Oh my god...that's a GIRL. I'm serious. Just...what? No it's not!! But it IS!! Okay now I'm scared, I swear on Buddha I thought that was a guy. It looked and talked like one, I just thought they were singing high!!

Maurice Thomas - Freak!! Lol Paula spits her drink. No!! Now he won't leave because other people say he sounds like Brian McKnight and he's really good. Sure. Now he's trying to sing Brian McKnight.

Break. Angel Higgs' student Jeremy after the break.

Back. Kerry Underwood bio video. She lives on a farm. I've heard her at the site, she's really good. "I can't make you love me". She's AWESOME. She likes Martina McBride. She's through.

Jeremy Wakefield: "Ain't too proud to beg". He's really good, but they say he's too effective. What the hell does that mean? Randy says yes. Paula says no. Come on, Simon...he says no. You SUCK Simon!! Jeremy's not that upset, but Angel starts crying and she can't stop and she's like falling on the floor because she's so upset and I wish they would stop filming because now I'm getting upset and they won't STOP!!! Jeremy says it's not over for him yet, but she's still crying! He should have gotten through instead of that it person named Aaisa or whatever.

Back. Lol when Adam met Derk. Whoops, Dirk.

Adam brags too much.

Dirk's up first. Um he sucks. He sang a song by David Hasselhoff because he's obsessed with baywatch. He's gone. No, don't come back next year!

Now Adam Pratt. He's being a bragging freak. He's singing "This I promise you" by Richard Marx but sung by Nsync. That song was by Richard Marx? I didn't know that, and I love Richard! Adam's just about as bad as Dirk, if not worse. They said no. But he asks if he can finish the song! H no!! He says they thought it was good but too good to be true. They never said that! Now two losers and leaving together. Good, don't come back.

Show's over, Tuesday they do New Orleans. Some good people are from there. Gene Simmons is guest judging.

Lol Ryan still does Seacrest out.

Finally, break.

AI4: Auditions

Leandra Jackson - "Star-spangled banner". Oh dear god. That sucked. Lol you should have seen Simon's face he was all like "Ummm...k then."

That is a funky new intro.

Recap of last year's finale.

A bunch of sucky people and people who Simon called fat and some woman who he said looked like an elephant.

And now the judges yelling at each other in auditions. Beh, guest judgers. Kenny Logins, Gene Simmons, LL Cool J, Mark McGrath, and Brandy.

Now scenes with the crowd. Now intro of Mark McGrath. He looks like Ashton Kutcher. Ew god no wait, Sean William Scott. Eric Yoder! Ugh.

Break. After they start with Washington.

Back.

Sean McNeill "Isn't she lovely?" he's 27, but he's good. He's scary. He smiles way too much. Randy likes him, Paula does. And Simon says something about his smiling. Randy says yes, Paula says yes, Simon says yes on the personality Yeah, because that's really what the show is about, Simon. And Mark says yes too. He's in Hollywood yay!!

Rebecca Nassar - "The greatest love of all". God.

Davon Wright - "YMCA". Ugh.

Jesse Grazella - "You raise me up" by Josh Groban. He FORGOT the words, and had to go outside to ask people. Those are NOT the words. God, shut up!! No butchering Josh Groban!! They wasted like 10 minutes letting him figure out the lyrics so he could mess up. Now he's crying. Um look at Randy. And Mark is trying not to laugh. Paula says "Jesse" and he walks out. Now he's crying outside and his family says stop it.

And other loser forget the words.

Break.

Back.

Anwar Robinson - "You are the sunshine of my life". Beh he's like a Jamaican school teacher living in America, but he's American. He's good though. He looks like a girl though. His clothes suck. He sang it just right, which is good because I love that song. He's going to Hollywood!!

Beh some fatty. Melissa Considine "How do I live without you". Ugh, she sounds like she talks. Horrible. She's covered in scratches from dressing in the dark at a clothing star and fell into a 4 way rack and her dress is all ripped. Lol they hate her. And now she's getting all POed because she thinks she's great.

Break.

Back. Derek Braxton...bragger much? Beh, he's related to Toni Braxton, he's her cousin!! "How can an angel break my heart". Beh he sucks. Randy's hiding his face with paper so they can't see him laughing. JEEZ!! They'll all hiding. And now laughing. Big enough ring, Paula! Jeez again, he's scary!! Lol he doesn't get what's happening, they can't speak. Simon says "Umm...I think that's probably the weirdest voice I've ever heard in my life". He doesn't care lol. Lol he's rambling so fast it's hillarious! And he says they wish they were him. Lol. Doubt it.

Melissa Walton - "American the beautiful". She was good. And more people butchering that song. Beh Derek again!! Lol. Lol Derek again h!! You can't even tell what he's saying. Okay we don't need that. What a bunch of freaks! Um she looks like a horse. Beh singing high enough!!

Regina Brooks - She sold her wedding ring to get here. Now she's crying just in case she doesn't get in. "Misty" by Johnny Mathis. She sounds like Jen Hudson, she's really good. Beh they asked her husband to come in. And her kid. It's down to Paula. She's through. Now she's like dying lol.

Break. Back.

Marlea Stroman "All at once" by Bonnie Wright. Single full-time mom, broke up with her fiance two weeks ago. Fantasia much? But she's not ugly and she's good. They all say yes, she makes it.

Sarah Mather "Rescue me". This was Amy Adam's auditions song from Atlanta last year. Sarah's parents are British. She's good. Through.

Aven Moore - "Tomorrow" OH my god he's scary. What kind of a gay person wears a matching sweater and headband when they're a guy. Shut it you suck! Holy crap, he won't stop holding notes. Lol Simon's face. Lol bizarrely dreadful.

Break. Afterwards Constantine Maroulis I love him!! I heard him before the show started, he's a rock singer he's awesome.

Back. Constatine Maroulis - "Crying" by Aerosmith. Simon hates him. Simon sucks. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CONSTATINE'S GOING TO HOLLYWOOD!! I knew that from the list, but still it's AWESOME!! He's hot. He's got that Kalan Porter mixed with Jordan Allard look.

Amanda hubert - "Broken wing" by Martina McBride. Ugh, don't ruin Diana Degarmo's top 11 country song. Bye!!

Jillian Bennett - Shut it. Haha they both lost. Whoa, spazz much.

Break.

Back. Simon's dissing the Spice Girls. You wanna go, Simon?

Beh. Brian Bagley - "On the sunny side of the street". Um what a freak, he's wearing suspenders and looks like he's been beat up! Actually, he looks like Ricky Smith. But only ugly. Get out!!

Lol Travis Tucker. Beatboxing and breakdancing at the same time. "Isn't she lovely" over done much? He's making up the words, but he's really good. Through to Hollywood.

Mary Gober - "Hanky panky" beh she looks like Madonna. Lol Randy. Actually she looks like Megan from Radio Active. Gone.

Break.

Back.

Ian Holmes II: Awesome till high note. He's going through. Lol he's on the floor.

Michelle Fisher - "Kissing you". Lol Rarndy's hiding his face again. Gone.

Ryan took Constantine to tell his band that he's leaving. They are PISSED and the drummer hates AI so he ran out breaking things.

Break. Owww crap two of my cats just started hissing and then one of them flew at me and liked pierced my stomache. God it hurts and it scared the hell out of me.

Jason Smith: Beh what a freak. He keeps changing voices. Nope. Lol Simon says bye all of you.

Franchon Crews - "A woman's worth". She's okay. She's a 17 year old boxer. Nope.

New York Cit-ay time!!

John Zisa, who's dad is the mayor of Hackeysack or something: "Come to me" I LOVE THIS SONG!! He's awesome, and he's THROUGH!!

Break.

Back.

Mary Roach (or Gylbo if she makes it to Hollywood, she says) "I feel the earth move" by Carol King. Don't ruin Kim Caldwell's top 32 song from S2!! Lol Paula's face...and Simon's. Get out!! And now she's singing again oh god.

Show's over. Be back tomorrow for Saint Lewis. If I'm not at the movies or buying Carmen Rasmusen's CD which came out today so GET IT!!

So I talked to Jonathan on Monday night at like 9:40-11pm lol. Everything's fine. When he got the phone he was like "Hi" and I was like "Hey, how are you?" and he's like "I'm good, but how are you?" And I was like "I don't know." and then he was like "I've been thinking...muchly" and I was like "Yeah, and?" and he's like "Well, I'm coming back in March, so I'll see you then" and I was like "Okay, but what do you actually think?" and he's like "What do you think I think?" and so I was like "You're just gonna say that it's not gonna work out or whatever, and that we should just not try" and he's like "Yup, you've got it right so far!" and I was like "Okay seriously though, what do you think?" and he's like "Oh, but I thought you knew? You just told me!" and I was like "Shut up, it was wrong!" and he's like "Oh, well then what do I think?" and I was like "I don't KNOW, tell me!" and he was like "Well, I'm gonna see you in March, whether you like it or not...and it was about 3 days after I left for Whistler that I realized that I'd overreacted and been a big jerk" which is weird because it wasn't really that much his fault, so I was like "But it wasn't really your fault, though, because I shouldn't have tried to make you do something you didn't want to do" and he was like "Yeah...it was just too crowded...I didn't know that's what it was, but I finally realized that...and I didn't think it would bother me that much if there were people there, but it did!" and then we admitted that we were both half to blame for the whole thing getting messed up. And then I said about how just because what we have isn't the same as what most people have, they think it's not as good, and he was like "I think it's special, because it's not what most people have". And then I said about how he always insults me and he was like "That's what I do with everyone, that's who I am, I thought you knew that? I make fun of my chinese friend all the time...he's short, like you!" and I was like "Shut up!" and he's like "Okay, short stuff!" and so then I was like "Shut up!" again and I was like "What do you actually think of me?" and he's like "You're very short - uhh, precious to me!" which was such a bad save, but he's always like that. And then I asked him "Are you only going out with me because you have no one else to go out with?" and he's like "No, of course not!" and then I was like "Then why are you?" and he's like "I don't know!" and I was like "Oh my god!" and he was like "Because you're gorgeous and you're nice and your singing voice is superb" and I was like "How would YOU know?" and he's like "I wouldn't! Butcher Evanescence songs...I don't see how you could do that, those songs are easy, even I can sing along with them!" and I was like "Shut up, two people said that!" and he's like "Yeah, that's enough for me!" and then I didn't say anything for while and he's like "Fish?" and I was like "No...spoon" and he was like "Oh, spoon, of course!" because that's our thing that we do, don't ask why, he doesn't even know why. And then he said that he thinks he knows me fairly well and I said I think I don't know him very well, but I do, I under-estimated him when I thought that he was going to end it with me when he came back, because I thought he was just like all the other guys, but I forgot that he's not, he's the best I've ever had. And he said in Whistler he met the Guess Who, which is cool because they're awesome even though he doesn't believe I know who they are. And he said that he'll bring me my Christmas present in March, if he can find one, he says. And then he was like "Ooh, I know, I'll get you one of those T-Shirts that says: 'My boyfriend went to London and all I got was this crappy T-Shirt' those T-Shirts are freaking AWESOME!" and I was like "Okay then?" and then I asked him if he was going to think about me while he was gone and he was like "Oh, of course" and I was like "What will you think?" and he's like "Oh, wonderful things!" and I managed to convince him to try and email me, even though he doesn't know how, but he knows enough about it to do it, even though he hates computers. And then he freaked out at me because I didn't know what one of his dumbass video games was. And then I tried to talk about Idol and he threatened to hang up on me, so then he started to talk about StarWars/Trek and I threatened to hang up on him because those shows are crap but apparently so are Idol shows. He was in a car in the garage the whole time because his family kicked him out of his own room for some reason, and then at like 11 his grandpa came down and kicked him and he was like "Ow, Grampa! He just kicked me!" and I heard his grandpa say "And I'll kick you HARDER if you don't get off the phone!" and he was like "I've tried several times, she won't let me hang up, she's terrible!" and I was all like Shut up! And then he was telling me about some cute guy in his Chemistry class with long blond hair tied back in a ponytail until I told him to shut up because that's sick and then he was telling about how now he hates Evanescence because their new CD is "terrible" and about how they didn't even turn off the crowd, and I was like "It's called a 'live CD', Jonathan" and he was like "You shut up" which is his new thing, along with shushing me. I hate people who shush. And then he said about how I can tell that he likes me because he makes fun of me and he only makes fun of people he likes. And then I was like "You know how I can tell that you DON'T like me? Because you only say you care when I make you!" and he's like "That's not true. I care! See, you didn't make me say that." and I was like "Yes I did!" and he was like "I care I care I care I care I care! You didn't make me say THAT!" And then he said he hates people who say like and I was like "Oh yeah? Well at least we pay respect to the English language by using words that actually EXIST!" because of his stupid muchly thing which he says is a word but it's not. And then he kept hacking because he's sick and then he blew his nose into the phone and it was disgusting so I yelled at him. And I told him about how when I walked home from our date there were freaks in the tunnel who tried to make me smoke a joint with them and he went hysterical even though it so was not funny! So then I made him feel bad by telling him that I cried when he was gone, which I did! But then he seriously had to go so I was like "I'll miss you" and he was like "Me too" and he promised to try to email me, and it's only two months now instead of almost 4, so I got off way better this time, even though the road got a little bumpy along the way. Okay Rebecca, that's gay. I'm going to bed now. There might be some other stuff that I forgot but I'll add it later.

PS: I talked to David Lily on the phone tonight, it was awesome. We're gonna hang. He's a communist. I'm a Buddhist. Wow.