Keep it PG man. Yup. Awwwww I love you. Take forever in the bathroom why don't you. I wonder what you are doing. Yeah okay image erased. Ew. Okay yeah. Yeah he is back. And now gone to eat food. Wow it smells bad in here. And I am singing Toni Braxton. And looking at the $50 in my drawer. I must go to Van. Jonathan Tamas is sick he's like ooooh I'm eating Toffee ewwwww I'm a gross person. No you stupid. On my website. God just go look at it from here you stupidface.

WE HAVE SOUND!!! OMGOGMOMGGOGMGOGM GOD OGMGOMGOGMGOM GOD WE HAVE SOUND I'M DYING WHERE IS MY BRO SO I CAN TELL HIM. LIKE I PUT ON THE COMPUTER ADN THEN IT STILL DIDN'T WORK AND THEN IT BROKE I RESTARTED IT AND I DIDN'T GET THE ERROR MESSAGE FOR SKYPE SO I WAS LIKE UMMMM AND THEN I TRIED CALLING SOMEONE AND I DIDN'T GET THE ERROR MESSAGE AND I WAS LIKE UMMMM AND THEN I OPENED WINAMP AND THEN PLAYED ALEXZ JOHNSON AND IT WORKED OMGGGGGGG K THAT'S MY STORY. It better work for another song. OMG it works wow sound just works some people are gonna freak out!!! I can watch like Newgrounds and Tomorrow's Nobodies and stuff!! What should I do until those guys come on sweet Immelman just did oh he's gonna be happy. Hey why is it Windows 95ing. Wait it went away. Why is he not answering. Answering. K this is kinda ruining my whole happy thing. And now we are on voice omgina. This is quite odd omgina. Someone can't find their ebay password. Jonathan Tamas is a freak.

What a lying website it was like oooh we cleared it for spam no you didn't even though it wasn't spam. New page. Oh yeah they care so much they don't even update. And now to Veritaserum.com. This is the best HP site ever these guys better be getting money. Lol she's like the same person. Awwww he's 18 now. Awww shiat. I know they had Ev on first prob. Ewwww Jesse McSuckney. It's like Craig when he sucked. Yeah try to be rock. You're a loser. Lillix??? Beh. Kkk that's lame. Off now. Lol n he didn't know what an annie was. If I go to IDF it'll break but oh well. Hey Gilmore's on tomorrow morning sweet! Weeks go by so quickly. Except weekends. Cuz there's no good TV on then. Although I meant to check if 7th Heaven is on all week. I shall check. I see. It is not. Now that we dun get 43 anymore I need to figure out when CSI is on. And Law & Order. I should like draw up a schedule. There. Finger 11. Except how would I like draw it up. Dammit I suck at grids. I could just write it down. But I prefer to be creative. K you know what. This is taking so long stupid Law & Order is on so much. WHAT DID THEY DO TO TV LISTINGS OMG. Ahhhh dammit Jon your stupid comp always breaks. Back to the listings for me. Mb I call Sarah. Ahhh stupid computer broke good thing I saved this. But I had to fix my schedule cuz it messed it up.

CSI: Crime Scence Investigation
8/26/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV
8/27/06 - 8:00pm - 14 KSTW
- 9:00pm - 14 KSTW
8/28/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV
- 9:00pm - 9 CTV
8/31/06 - 9:00pm - 21 KIRO
9/02/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV
9/03/06 - 8:00pm - 14 KSTW
- 9:00pm - 14 KSTW
9/04/06 - 12:05am - 9 CTV

CSI: NY
8/30/06 - 8:00pm - 9 CTV

CSI: Miami
9/04/06 - 9:00pm - 9 CTV

Law & Order: Criminal Intent
8/25/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
8/26/06 - 8:00pm - 9 CTV
8/28/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
8/29/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
- 9:00pm - 18 KING
8/30/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
8/31/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
9/01/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
9/02/06 - 10:00pm - 18 KING
9/04/06 - 5:00pm - 10 CHANM
9/05/05 - 9:00pm - 18 KING

It is 8:51am. MuchMegaHits is kinda lame. Especially when Justin Timberlake is on. Oh wait that's me!!! What is with this song it's not even him. Noooooooo how did that thing get erased from my MSN name!! Now I have to ask Max for it!! Or go into our history and CTRL + C it. Hmmmm later. Oh I'm sure they do a lot more than that. Who is George. A guy. Who sings a song called Talk To Me. This sounds familiar. No but it is good. I thought I clicked on that already. YES THE CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SOBER VIDEO OMG I LOVE THIS MUCH ON DEMAND!! MUST GO STAND LIKE AN INCH AWAY FROM THE TV AND LOVE IT!!! Yeah okay we're done. Wow 38 seconds that's quickly. I wanna go to the tour ;(. That was a nice MSN history thingy. Beh back from the theatre in time hmmm I wonder what he's watching. Maybe I'll update TOTW's yeah I think I should. Sweet Taller Stronger Better I love this song. K I want to see my hot guys page one more time. Mmmmm. I need to update the CI4 page now that that loser is gone. Many :D's will follow her name. And now get a new pic of the wonderful top 4. There's no one bad in it amazing awww next Tues is gonna be sad. Rightttt bows I should probably update that lol. Chad what are you doing in that pic. Arghhhh Snakes on a Chad k I'm over it. There we go perfect it looks beautiful even better than last year's page. Lol that was great "Or...not.". K I need my planner. To update TOTW's cuz if I dun finish them now I never will lol. K if it's gonna take this long for each of them then it'll take like a day. Lighthing strikes but there's no rain. Yesterday was a good episode of Instant Star. Owwww my nose. Where there's smoke you'll find a mirror. K I'm done I am Alexz Johnson. Am I seriously still only on this week blargh. It takes that long to update. Jason Mraz. Did you get my message the one I left when I was trying to convince everything that I meant in the minutes or less that I called to confess and make all of my stresses go byebye. What. Sweet Buttons I love this song. N now Hips Don't Lie. N my sis loves it too lol. Sweet Usher Let it burn let it burn let it burn gotta let it burn. Hey that used to be my MSN name and then Tim was like ummmm and I was like um wow not like that. I wonder if I could turn the sound off this site. I'll work on that once I finish the TOTW's cuz if I don't do that now I never will. Ahhh maybe I want some Rice Krispies. Yes I think I do. I will get some. There now I did. Back to TOTW's.

CI4 Top 5 Results:

Medley with Martina.

Recap of last night.

Martina sings.

Bottom 2 is Eva and Steffi ahahahaha all the guys are safe I knew it was only 5 year old girls voting. Eva should not be there though.

Aaaaaand. Steffi is GONE YES!! About time she was horrible for weeks and I wanted to punch her in the face.

Yeah your lame journey oh god you just kept getting worse.

Ahhhh you're still singing go away what is that bracelets oh wait it's candy unless Eva likes to eat bracelets.

Now new Instant Meek.

My tongue hurts. It is not even 9 yet well it is 8:59am. Jonathan is online but not talking I forgot he does that I can't believe he is gone omg I miss him so much already lol we hung out so much. Who is ed god you can't just join the Geekroom and I don't think Spikey allowed him. Why does this minute take so fast to change come on you stupid 8:59am change there we go 9:00am. I don't know why that was so important. It smells like back to school in here. That made no sense. Did to me. That's cuz you're dumb. I should do back to school...stuff. Yes. That. Dammit but without the car we cannot go shopping for stuff I do not need. Ah well I still have to clean out my binder. Damn school with their stupid policy thingy schedule god while watching home videos!! Yup. Ahahaha I remember one time the computer didn't work all day and then me and Bubs n Teresa went on bus downtown for a day and then we bought stuff at Claires n then ate stuff n then laughed a lot at a table and then came home and then the computer worked. Oh wait that was yesterday. Ahahahah. Great story. Yeah. Hey I haven't signed onto MSN yet. Although only laaame people will be on I bet. Let me see. I wanna get dressed first. N then people will be like wtf you got dressed. There I am dressed. Oh jeez. Horrible people online. Only good person is Jonathan but he's not really online. Oh yeah I was gonna put on a good CD cuz we have no sound. Which seems unimportant now that we have internet back. Well I'm sure we'll figure out some speaker thing or other. Guys what did you do with my sweater it's kinda cold. I wanna do this song on Claremont Idol lol last night I was like practicing it in my head on the way back from the bus stop. I have it all planned out muauahhahaha. Well not really. I just need to find karaoke by then which is probably cuz it's like in Dec.

Hey I should send Jonathan those videos he wanted of me. I think I shall. CTRL + N. Why must it take so long no not o you stupid. Sweet Taller Stronger Better I love this song. This is gonna take forever but oh well it gives me something to do till Immelman comes on. I dun wanna wait till 7 that's like 11am here and it's only like 9:16am well if someone named Jonathan Monsen would reply god. It seems to be uploading. Lol that was great I'm joking I'm just joking. Ahahah. These stupid things better be off my face by the time school starts. Dammit I need that makeup back. Oh look what I did now. Great. Ow that stung. Tyler Lewis. You were good last night. Rob James. You are awesome I miss you. Hey where'd you go man oh there. Alexz Johnson well you know I love you no question yes new Instant Meek this week I think. You little shit it won't attatch cuz it's too big well why didn't you tell me that instead of making me wait you dumb. Fine I'll just send it to him over Skype/MSN. Now I have to feed Bobbvy. There's no v. Brilliant. God now you want more you little pig. K not again there's not even any left man.

Now I must go update my Piczo site. It was Classic Country not just Country god. Hey I wonder if I should make a hot guys page. I'd need a lot of hot guys. K let me see: Zac Efron, Gabriel Thomson, Daniel Radcliffe, Robert Pattinson, that guy from Numb3rs...I bet I can do good first I must find good pics. Time to Google Image Search. K there's like no good ones of Gabriel I know he's hotter than this. Hey is it the 22nd it'll be the first My Family ep I've seen in forever cuz they took it off the FRIGGIN air. K sorry. K now Daniel Radcliffe this shouldn't be hard omg hot except I want one that's more Harry Potterish like from HP4. What the hell is that why is he Chinese it's like that one Amy Lee photo except that actually looks real lol he has like a broken neck in this one. Lol I was about to say something really stupid I was gonna be like I wonder if they've met JK Rowling lol. That's a good one. Wow there's so many hot ones this is gonna be a great page. K I have enough I need to stop looking but he's sooooooooooo hot. Sweet Buttons I love this song. Wow nice info on www.veritaserum.com. Crap Liam Aiken and Jensen Ackles too!! This is gonna be a sweet page. Now David Krumholtz let's Google him. Lol. It smells weird in here. Hey it's 9:59 like an hour ago lol. Why is Matthew Gray Gubler there. K we're done stop looking. Now Liam Aiken awww I love him I got the hottest pic of him awhile ago but now it's gone. Mmmmm there's one. Lol Ron what are you doing there. Ron get out of there! Dude that's Gordo what is up with this. K I think we're done. Oooh Jude Law. Omg hot sexy av of Dan Radcliffe. K finally. I cannot believe I went through the whole 21 pages. Jensen Ackles time. Great Jensen Ackles broke my computer. Oh shit this better not be the same one! K I don't want that. I want that. So give it to me. You little idiot. Fine I don't want your crap anyway. I think we're good. That's not Jensen Ackles. That's Tom Welling. God Snakes on a Chad that was the worst. Whoa. That is a BIG spider. Omg that's like the hugest thing I've ever seen I was like scared of it. It's in my bathroom. K is there anyone else hot. Oh yeah I didn't get Zac Efron well maybe if IMDB would let me steal their photos. K I'm good wow hot. Ummm anyone else. Maybe Tyler Lewis. Nobody from CSI is hot. Ooooh new Clay Aiken I better be able to find pics. Actually I think I have pictures of his new hair and if I don't I bet the Clay boards do. K I'll get started on my page and find out. K I need to turn this up louder. This has been quite a fun morning. Hmmm who should I put first. Mirror mirror on the wall who's the hottest of them all. That was really stupid. I think Daniel Radcliffe yo. I can't find any Clay Aiken dammit! Shit!! Jess!! I totally forgot about him! Milo Valwhatever I must find him too! Wow this is a hot page. Mmmmm noooo I didn't tell you to open photshop that breaks everything!! Mmmm hot guys.

I am bored. Blah my throat hurts. Get online you losers there's no way they're still there and if only I had got up at 8 at least Bunt would have been on. Hey I can update my Piczo sweet. CTRL + N. Dammit why doesn't it have auto log in. Perfect. I did that so awesomely. Crap that page has no sound. Well my sound doesn't work anyway lol. Sweet that is an awesome new page now I must update with awesome shows. Rawr Zac Efron. I think it's time to CTRL + N again guys. Yeah okay. I think I should use that banner except then that person would be like hey you stealer but oh well. Ah sleep. Fineeee. Up I get. How is it only 9:46am blah. Hmmm I need another show. I have Gilmore, CSI, Criminal Minds, 7th Heaven, My Family...I need at least 1 more. Crap what do I watch. Ummmm YES Passions that's it!! Oh and Law & BM too. Yeah finally someone's on. But someone else went a funfair whatever THAT is. And an update of avatar.

CI4 Top 6 Results:

Ooooh a medley.

This is laaaame they like don't sing.

Judges.

Recap. Craig lol. Ashley. Chad lol. Ewww Steffi. Eva. Rawr Tyler omgogmogmgogmgomgogmgom hot.

Break.

Back.

Chantal does a solo of "All I can do" I love this song man but she's a lame person. She's really bad. I guess most of her songs are studio edited cuz she can't really sing anymore. Aaaaand we're done. That was horrible. Wow not PG. Wow also not PG. Like she even cares no you don't you hate them.

Break. Why is the monkey watering a frog lol.

Back.

They're all standing there!!

Craig. Bottom 3 crap. Eva. Safe. Rawr Tyler. Safe YES. Steffi please go die. Bottom 3 YES. Chad. Ashley. And...Ashley is in bottom 3.

Craig
Steffi
Ashley

Go down in a ball of flames.

First safe is...................................................................................................STEFFI CRAP!!

Blah they do this to me on purpose.

Break.

Back.

And.........CRAIG IS SAFE!!!!

Ashley's journey.

Country Week? Beh. Oh come on Martina McBride at least give them Keith Urban.

She sings out.

Yes indeed you are gone. Oh don't cry. Look how everyone looks so sad except not muahahahah lol.

K be over so Instant meek can be on.

Over.

CI4 Top 6: Unplugged

Yeah that loser got him kicked off we know.

Something Chantal Kreviazuk. They met her.

Dude I want Rob Dammit.

Judges. What is that like a curtain.

K they kinda went too far with the Unplugged thing.

The greatest challenge? Switching guitars.

Craig. Ooooh dyed hair. Ashley. Dyed hair. Chad. Same hair. Steffi D. God You loser. Eva. A hat. Tyler rawr hot hair.

What is a Masonic temple. Worst video ever. I didn't know she was that old. Oh yeah she's married to Rain Maida oooh.

Rawr Craig. Called it.

Craig Sharpe - "It's my life". Called it!! Ahahaha. If I didn't know what this was I wouldn't know what this was man. Damn tape!! I'm sorry Craig!! You can't feel the intent in an acoustic performance god. And whatever the rest of them said cuz the tape was rewinding. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Ashley Coulter - "Crying" by Roy Orbison. Carrie did it better than you. And you haven't even done it yet. God why are they trying to make this set look like a club. Yeah that was kinda bad. Sass says remarkable. Zack says bad. Yeah I agree. Lol that was dumb weren't they gonna unplug you lol Jake. Some peeps say some stuff. 1-866-9-IDOLS-02.

Break.

Back.

Chad Doucette - "Santa Monica" Chad! You took Tyler's song man!! Chad you don't sound like you man. Do a Chad thing man. I want Chad to look at me like that. That's Chad. Chad you scare me. Oh you look so mad. Farley says you aren't unplugged you're unleashed. K. They all loooooove it. 1-866-9-IDOLS-03

Style thingy. Carig lol. God Steffi you loser. Hell yeah girls seem to like it Tyler.

Break.

Strawberry Clock.

Back.

Steffi D - "Lovefool" I knew you were gonna ruin this. Yeah she is missing something it's called talent. This is like my fave song. Stop being a slut Marc doesn't like you. I do this better than you. She said lose the musical theatre not increase it. Craaaaaaaaaaaap. Seriously if you wanna stand just stand you don't need to break the piano. And don't look at me like that you're a loser. Zack is a loser. Jake is gross. Ugly. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

Break. Ahhh I gotta fix the numbers I messed them up. There.

Back.

Eva Avila - "How come you don't call me". This is okay. I'd probably download it. Something something. Says Jake. Sass loves. Farley says another signature performance. Zack says signature too .1-866-9-IDOLS-05.

Break.

Back.

Tyler Lewis - Rawr. Dun say gnarly Chantal you're not cool. Crap what is this called. I love this song. Hotttt rawr. Dun look at me. Awww eyelashes. Sass loves. Farley says something. Zack says I'm a loser whatever. Jake said he delivered. 1-866-9-IDOLS-05. Liar.

Recap.

Vote Tyler rawr.

My hips don't lie.

Sweet Buttons I love this song. Only the Snoop Dog version though. The other one is laaaaame. Oh come on load already. Sweet. Nicole is kinda ugly. She's really ugly actually.

20 mins till Unplugged ep of CI. If Rob was there he would do so good :( Oh well Tyler better kick :)

PCD on me yeah I thought I saw a Pussycat. Ashley, Nicole, Carmit, Jessica, Kimberly, Melody, you're telling me? K I'm done.

Sweet now Ev blared. I wanna do this for Claremont Idol but I prob won't be able to get karaoke by then.

10 mins left.

Lol that thing with Sarah today.

And I can't stand to watch you comin coming fast everytime you come it seems like lightning strikes and then you crash. Yeah okay.

5 mins.

3 mins.

I should post this so that I can open a new one for the show.

2 mins.

Crappy TV. No CSI on.

What matters most will carry through the night to where I wanna be baby, take my sweet time I'll be home again in my own sweet time...

K I'm done.

Bah confusing stuff. Both of you. You're drunk aren't you. Lol no it's god that was the best.

CSI: NY. Good enough. Even if it isn't Grissom aka me ahahahah that dream I hate ahhhhh too much CSI lol. Awwww sick who drills someone's hands ewww knuckles.

Rebecca you're immature. Ugly little kid. Lol what a freak guy.

Cardiac arrest. Why is there an elephant there?

Dammit Max I dun remember. Ahhhh Silvana finish my eyebrows.

He's gonna get you....

Sup Agent Giddeon.

And it rings. And...home. Sup dude. Watching Criminal BM.

Lol that kid needs to borrow everything. That was stupid.

Maybe back later.

Awwww 5 second countdown. I am tired. I wanna sleep. Crap slow computer. Why am I writing this blah. CSI Miami sucks why can't I spell that and I want to watch regular but I dun wanna wait till 11. Maybe update quotes on Piczo I dun remember any summer TOTW'S. Damn.

Hahaha erm. What the twizzly dickens? Swag. Lolagexor. That's some bad hat Harry. Ooooh I'm English I talk like this. Oreos oreos oreos a pink wolf called oreo how is the ice hockey game going eh.

I love Jonathan Tamas. Forever.

K I'm gone now.

CI4 Top 7 Results:

Sweet group performance. OMG ROB!!!! Rawr Tyler. And that weird guy. Ya continuing my hot PM dammit Bubs I need the phone Sarah's gotta come ova. Dude stop doing group songs. Oh wait it's Give A Little Bit. That guy is a freak I hate him. Rob I can hear you. Dun sing like that you freak guy.

Recap of last night. Awwwww you lil' Smiley Rob. Ooooh Tyler. Eva. Lol Craig! Ashley. Lol Chad. Ew Steffi.

Break.

Back.

Blah Rodger Hodson or something. This song is gay. And so is this guy. And that song is okay. This song is weird. Stop singing. Finally.

Sweet Dennis the Young or something. Or DeYoung whoops. Wayyyy better. Yeahhhhhh okay then guys.

Break.

Back.

Tyler. You are sexy. And safe. Eva. Is safe. Ashley. Safe. Steffi. Is first in bottom 2. Craig. Rob. Chad.

Shiatt Rob is bottom 2 with Steffi.

I swear I'll hate you forever if you get him kicked out.

Back.

And..............that little bitch got him kicked out.

ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Just shut up and let him sing.

Finally Jonathan PM me back. Awwwww how sweet.

Dude why do you want that you freak lol. Fine fine.

My Sweet Time is the best song ever. Aside from Call Me When You're Sober. Which really is.

Reply dammit. Get off repeat dammit. Jonny you suck. Awwwwwwwwwww I'm gonna be sad yesterday was my last day to see him. Awwwwwwwww cuz we got so close this time my bff. Hopefully I can see him tomorrow.

Dude I wonder if it'll have 2 Karna's at the bottom cuz we're both signed in as me. He better not do something shitty to my profile or something. But he's my Jonathan so he won't <3.

I should write a hot PM while I wait. K he's back. I wonder if he had fun in my account lol.

There I did one. That was awesome he better love it.

Ahhh my foot hurts. God that's so gross it's like ooze stupid Jonny. Actually it was the shoes fault but oh well. Ew I wanna do something about it but I dun know what. God ewwww what is that stuff coming out. I wanna get that black stuff off. Dammit it's not coming off. Wait ya it is. Painfully but it's coming.

Sweet a new PM.

I'll brb.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm back.

Awwwww Jonathan had to wait like forever for me to come back. I hope he <3's his hot PM. Dammit log back on. Unless he's writing a hot PM in which case that's why he hasn't been active in the past 5 minutes. Oh he's doing it on purpose just to make me wait.

This show is messed up like everyone is doing it.

Ahhhh come back you mail man. Get back heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. If he was leaving he'd tell me that little b. Blah.

Finally how did I not see that PM.

Noooo that mailman better come back.

This video is messed why am I in it.

Sweet Rihanna I love this video.

And Christina!! Yes!!

Dammit Immelman reply I know you're not gone. Mb you're checking your email or something.

Shakira is #3.

Ahaahahah What's Left Of Me is number 2. No offence Nick. You know I love you. Jeez. Him and Jessica are really into making revenge videos.

And promiscious is #1 again.

Ahahahhahaha Brian Littrell. That was uncalled for. Is this about his dad or his gf. Oooooh he's like awwww shiat he was missing. Brian you're not in the army. That's not even you.

Holy crap Meatloaf you freak me out. Except you look normal there. Ahhhhhhh Radiohead and Coldplay ARE the same I knew it!!

What is this profile on...Bon Jovi?! Screw that!

7th Heaven/CSI it is. Dude is this even CSI. That was so not funny lol.

Ahhh I hate these same-time adverts.

Awww me and Max are bff to be.

Mmmmm a hot PM

CI4 Top 8: Results

Ahhh I got home late from walking Jonny home n hanging out forever. Aw crap I missed Cyndi.

YES Rob is safe!! Dude I thought you were gonna say going home you little b.

Bottom 3 is Eva, Brandon n Chad. Whoa Chad get outta there dude.

Judges have their say.

I really have to go to the bathroom.

First one back is...plesae be Chad...ooooh it's Eva. Oh my god.

Ummmmm nerve-wracking much? Normally I dun care as long as Rob is safe but I hate Brandon, so.

Break.

Back.

Ahhhh crap crap crap...CHAD IS SAFE!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAH STUPID LOSER. I hate you. Finally you are gone. I always hated you. Sorry man. Especially then. You look like a woman.

Next week is Classic Rock week. Sweet Tyler n Rob will kick.

Brandon sings out. Kk.

I don't remember you singing this! Oh wait I do. Lol they all sing with him lol Rob is so into it like he's singing.

And.....they hug. Ooooh a little longer with Eva. Dun touch Rob man. Someone likes Ashley.

YES INSTANT BM IS NEXT!!

CI4 Top 8: 80's night

Sweet Cyndi Lauper.

Judges.

Brandon. Craig. WOAMG HIS HAIR. ROB!! Steffi freak. Whoa Chad enough makeup. Eva. Holy crap Tyler is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT. Ashley.

That's a sucky song. Cyndi's pretty though. Her daughter's a freak though.

Brandon Jones - "I'll be there for you". What the heck Brandon. Take off the makeup sweetie. All the judges love it wowie. 1-866-9-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Craig Sharpe - "Wind beneath my wings". You look hot, I'll admit. But if you butcher, I'll hate. Actually you just look dorky. No wait hot. No wait dorky. Hot. Sass says he pwned it. Owned, sorry. All I heard was holy frollicking hairdo's from sack. Ohhh flock of hairdo's. He just called him George Michael. Nice. And then someone called the kettle black. Zack is a kettle. K. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Steffi I do that way better than you.

Break.

Back.

Rob James eekina!! "You give love a bad name". Aw jeez he's so cool. Holy CRAP man. You are so awesome! I can't even believe it. You are the best. Farley <3's him MAN. Zack says Winnipeg dun take no shiat. Language. And Rob does some peace thing. Something from Jake. Sass is floored. Awww me too. I love you Rob. Cha Rob is my Idol I love him. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Steffi D - Whoa there's some violence there. Whoa she's like still. "It's my life" by Bon Jovi. I may or may not want your shoes. How'd they give you so much hair lol. No I dun want them. But I hope you fall off that chair and you SO might. You look really gay up there. And you're gonna break those heels doing that. You look like an Alice in Wonderland that just woke up. They judges all <3 her. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Chad Doucette - "Never tear us apart". You look like Jacob Hoggard on big band week dressed like Gerard Way. Dude that was deep. Shit no you look like if Brandon Flowers and Jacob Hoggard had a kid!! THAT was deep. Too much makeup buddy. Dude Zack even agrees Jacob Hoggard. Shut up Ben. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break. Finally.

Back.

Eva Avila - "White wedding". Do you have no lip on Eva. Where'd those flowers go man. Zack says something about Billy Idol.

Break. Rawr Tyler next.

Back.

Or not. Messed up TV channel.

Sooooooooooooo guys how's it going...lalala...ample time to reply to this PM..

Oh no wait more adverts. Right.

Back now.

Sexxxxxxy. He's gonna sing with his ass?

Tyler Lewis - "Here I go again". Oh my. Sex alert. I mean. Sexy alert. Come on Tyler, sing with your ass!! Zack why are you wearing a pink cowboy. Lol heterosexual pink cowboy. HOT. Tyler that is. Oh yes Tyler you're a rocker but dun do a rock performance. Thank you Sass. Wicked sweet hey I say that too. Tyler the sexy. Yes keep that look it's hot. 1-866-9-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Ashley Coulter - Dude her and Cyndi are TWINS esp. that she's bleach her hair. "Eternal flame". This is an awesome song. Lose the damn body suits though. Hardly the best Jake. 1-866-9-IDOLS-08.

Recap dudes. Eekina Rob Jamesina vote for himina.

I am bored. And my hands are all ick from these salt and vinegar crap chips that I am eating. Lol gulee cakes Andrew I died. Max will find that soooooooooooooooooo funny. Sooooooooooooooooo bad. Awwww Max come home <3. N I am listening to USHER (Silvana). I need to go to futureshop.ca to look for microphones cuz that stupidhead Jonathan effing broke mine by getting me to adjust shit and now it's like on acid. CTRL+N. Sweet a new page opened. And to the futureshop site I go. And they better be as cheap as he says they are. Damn it they're like $15!! Well except for that one which is $12.99 but what the hell is that. Actually I have a mic but I need that thing that makes it so that you can connect it to the plug thing if the wire thing is too big for it. Yeah. That. It's not an amp it's like something. ADAPTER THAT'S IT. Yes I knew it. Crap I need that. But what if that's like $1000000000. Sweet hands free I'd be all like. Damn it this is so confusing they're like all for different things. Jonathan get over here and help me. Ne-Yo what are you talking about. Yeah like hell you should have listened. Dude but if I dun get a new mic before Max comes back he's gonna be sooooooooooooooooo pissed cuz he wants to talk to me. Is there anyway you can like save search so you can go back to it. I suppose I could just do the same search again. Nick Lachey <3. Damn it! I just got my mic from upstairs and the plug thing is like huge but I dun get how an adapter works. Damn it Jonathan be heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere. And damn it where the hell is Stabilo in this damn library! I highly doubt it's under hard rock but then again Bedouin SoundCrap is, so...damn it it's not there! Maybe I'll listen to Coheed&Babymeek. Yeah okay. There was another random band that I listened to in this section but I forget. Lol my sis hates this song. I think I'll play it for her when she gets back. What the F is a female-to-female RCA adapter. God it reminds me of CSI:NY last night. Ew. Ooooh I get how the other one works. You stick that there and then stick that there. Right. Day of Contempt that was it. Damn it all of these are headphone adapters. That's cuz the mic one was like $299.99 I was like shit Jonathan why did you have to go and wreck my shit to begin with. Dude Chris Brown you're 16. Damn it there better be someone good on MSN. Damn it there isn't. Sweet Dixie Chicks I love this song. K that's it I'm going nowhere with this adapter search. I'm gonna go look for a house now. Ah damn it I don't wanna move. Well it's not a house for me it's for me and my mom cuz we gotta move at end of Aug. I'd phone Sarah but I dun know where the stupid phone is. Now I gotta listen to Paris Hilton, Stars Are Blind is the best song ever. What is this I don't want to read about houses I want to see how much they are god. Aw damn it I meant to click on Walk Away not Since You Been Gone god. Crap why is everything NS/NP. Hey those ones seem nice. And that one. Lol I should be like those people in that video who are all like yeah and peeps are like right. Damn it I want to save some of these ads but you have to register who registers are TimesColonist.com that's gay. K I have to stop singing to Rihanna and concentrate damn it. Awwwww it's the 2 year annie. And I bet it was around this time too awwww 2 year annie. K I like that one like I reeeeeeeeeeally like that one. N it's available in Sept too perfect. I am bored. I am also very close to paging the phone. No one's using it damn it. K that's it I'm signing up. Crap I'm gay. Oh my EFFING god stupid password thing. Finally you piece of crap. K screw it I'm playing SF2 while I do this I need something to keep me from dying. There we go. Damn I need to go to that site to find out what you do at the end of the game to get that extra battle cuz that's where I'm at almost. Aw you piece of crap you turned yourself off god. There. And if you do it again I'll kick your ass. I so don't think it's safe to play it right now though. And now Stephanie phoned me. And my shoulder hurts from holding the phone with no hands and typing and gaming damn. Awww I dun wanna go to Royal Oak. YES!!! COUNTER ATTACK ALWAYS WINS!! Damn I almost beat King Galam but died crap. Awww I guess I gotta go get dressed then.

CI4 Top 10 Results:

A medley sweet!!

Sup Chad. Have you noticed that Tyler's hot. Rob eekina! Lol Craig. Ew Brandon. <3 Rob. Why are you so bad Katie. Except don't sing that Steffi. Like you even know this song. This is SO bad. Whatever this is. Have fun with that.

What's in your pocket man. Like a spaceship. Wow Nelly shit.

Judges.

Recap of last night. Awww I love you Rob.

Um. You can't do that. This is not cool. And just horrible not even my bro is gonna wanna watch this. Yeah they even know that it was bad.

Break. My Family!

Back. Sweet Instant Star.

Tyler. You are hot. And safe. Brandon. You are ugly. And safe too ugh. Steffi. You are annoying. And in the bottom 3 ahahahah. Chad. You are also hot. Eva. You are fine. Rob. You are the best. Chad is safe. Eva is safe. Damn it Rob is bottom 3 obviously lol he even knows he like rolls his eyes. YES!! HE'S SAFE TOO!! Lol Rob is like you little b trick me. Craig. You are a freak. And safe. Ashley. You are okay. And in the bottom 3. Katie. You are annoying and suck. Sarah. You are just lame.

Break. My Family!

Back.

Katie is bottom 3.

Lol Zack.

First person back is...Steffi.

Break. My Family!

Back.

YES Katie's out. Annoying b.

Yeah let's not

Next week is Rolling Stones night. Have fun.

N Katie sings.

CI4 Top 10: Canadian Hits yeah like it could be anything else.

Sweet a recap. Yeah I <3 him.

Ewww Nelly Furtado sucks.

Dude that's peach.

Sarah. Rob James eekina.. Steffie. Tyler rawr. Katie Durst. Brandon ew. Craig. Ashley Coulter. Chad rawr. Eva Avila.

Steffi you're annoying. Eekina Rob lol a baby pic. Sarah is lame. Rawr Tyler what did you say. Ick Katie.

I don't want that.

Sarah Loverock - "Life is a highway". Yeah stop singing guy songs. Boooooooooooooring. Jake says it was hard to go first w/ a band for the first time. N it started off bad but got good. Sass says the key was too hard for her but her presentation n crap was good. Farley said something. Zack said some stuff about not putting her through last year. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break. Rob next eekina.

Back.

Rob James - Oooh that was hot. "Hurts to love you". Ahhhh the band is too lou.d Ooooh I love you. Sass <3's him. Farley says he's gon win people over. Zack says he's gotta chill just a lil' bit more. Jake says best performance he ever did. Hell ya i think he should be here. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. Steffi n Tyler next.

Back.

What are those like couches.

Steffi D - "Alone in the universe". Are you actually on the floor. Like seriously. I don't need to see down your shirt thanks. It was okay. Farley says lil' bo peep has found his sheep what the hell. And Zach says unique. And some other stuff they say. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Tyler Lewis rawr - "Too bad" by Nickelback. Rawr. He is soooooooooo hot and sooooo good. Zack said that if Chad Kroeger looked like that maybe they'd sell more. Jake called him a bunch of potatoes. Or something. And Sass says he kicked it. And Farley says something ending in UH. K then. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Break. Oh god that was the best sausage roll ever.

Back.

Katie Durst - "It makes no difference". What are you doing. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame. Sass says greatest song ever. Farley says it wasn't engaging. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break.

Back.

Brandon Jones whoaaa calm down. N other peeps. Ew Craigh. Ashley. N Crhad.

Brandon Jones - "California" by Wave whoa old enough. What are you doing. Dude you can't sing. Or dance. Or both. Lol Zack called him a nerd. N Jake said good song. Um no Ben he's fugly. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Break.

Back.

Craig Sharpe - "Losing grip" ahahahahah what the hell Craig. But this is my fave song. Dude you can't do those parts. Did you just call him Edward. Whoaaa calm down. Yeah a gulee queen. Shit!! Sorry I didn't unpause Craig. 1-866-9-IDOL-07

Ashley Coulter - "American Woman". I thought that was by Lenny Kravitz. Ohhh k. What was THAT. Zack said something. Jake said she was in her moment. Ummmm not really Sass. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Break.

Back.

Dun play this.

Chad Doucette - "The other man" oooh he's the other man. Yeah. Farley says he IS the man. KK then. Zack. 1-866-9-IDOL-09.

Break.

Back.

Eva Avila - "Powerless". Thatw as good. Judges say stuff. 1-866-9-IDOL-10.

Recap!!

I <3 Rob James.

Just thought I'd say that.

Sorry I haven't been reeeeeeeeeeeeecaping lately but my computer's been being craaaaaaaaaaappy and won't really load anything except The Geek Room <3.

The Top 10 of CI4 is:

Rob James <3
Tyler Lewi <3
Craig Sharpe : :x
Brandon Jones :x
Chad Doucette <3
Sarah Loverock :
Katie Durst :x
Steffie DiDomenticantonio :x :x
Eva Avila <3
Ashley Coulter (<3)?

Rob James is <3.

What is this retarded show we are watching. I am bored. Jonathan comes here tomorrow omg. N I woke up too late today to talk to him before he left blah. But he is coming over on the 17th eekina <3.

I want to get my schedule. But it doesn't come for another month or more. N it's gon be messed up.

Damn it Max reply to a hot PM <3.

I'll brb.

Back.

Justtttttttttttttt checking if any geeks replied but then didn't.

K Jonathan dun be on Skype if you're not gonna talk.

I'm bored. Maybe I will go get some Cott Up. Except then I will get a stomach ache n I gotta let Bobby in or whoever. K get inside now.

Awwwwwwwww I can't wait till the 18th new Instant Star sweet. It's been like forever.

K I'm checking who's online. Fine Ryan I'll talk to you. And Elliot Golend. And almost Pip but I dun feel like it. Elliot dun steal my shit god.

K that's it I want more Cott Up. There.

K Bobby get out.

It smells like burning or something ick.

Oh stupid show be on danmit.


Sup Julian. Oooooh it's on.

Answer me Elliot god.

How the hell did you guys get out of the maze place. Ooooh Noah's pissed. Lol I doubt she really talks like that.

Now I'm cold from that Cott Up.

Blahhhhhhhhh I gotta go to Pharmasave to hand in my resume.

Ooooooh.

Oooooh draaaaaaaaaama. Like she's really gonna do it. Knew it.

Ahhhh gotta go check lib stuff.