Ok...show is on. Ben jabbering. Oh...he asks Kalan if they get along. No, he wants to kill Kaleb. Of

course they get along....it's in the contract.

They do the recap bit. Did Farley say Diva-dem or Diva-dumb? Whatever. Oh no, it's Jonn Dork. He

says it is his last show. I WISH! The group gets taken to Dragon Boat races in TO. They get to play

in the boats. And sing the anthem. Commercial. Good. I'm bored already.

Back. Predictions....Jake...Kaleb, Kalan. Farley ...Kaleb and Liz. Sass and Zach...Kaleb and Kalan.


Philomena or whatever her name is.....gone.

Anna....who still looks 45...gone.

Mohanza....looking like Gary...only better....gone.

Kalan....chews his lip and smiles.....top three.


Kaleb....almost smiling...bet he is in....yep, another top 3 position.

Elena....I hope so...but wrong place in the seating I think.


Liz....oh, we are getting an after the judges thingy. Well her and Mark.


Zack predicting wild cards. Sass likes Liz and Mark. For wildcards. Jake likes Liz and Whatsernama.

Last member is...Elena! Yay!


Ad for the Cinderella Story. Was that Carmen I saw ? Hmmm.


Back. Most votes go to Kalan. How about that. Kalan sings...did he miss the first note? Not that

anyone cares. Where did that song come from anyway?

Diane...Constant...Valerie...Jerrica...(Jessica?)...JACOB! Yeah! and whoever all else next week.

More ads now. Only five minutes left. Does this mean I won't have to hear Kaleb sing?


If it is only teeny boppers who watch this show, why are there so many political ads on?

Ok.Back. Kalebs says his heart is beating at room temperature. Er...ok. Oh, he gets to carry on.

And thank Nova Scot (tiny pause) ia. I think he is talking at the same time as Ben. Kaleb is

borderline lively, what with Ben tipping him sideways and all. Wonder where he will get his supply of

whatever it is that he is on once he gets to the mansion?

Oh well. Not much of a surprise in all that. Now I know why I don't do recaps.Byeeee!

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That was my mom's recap, which she wrote in notebook and I copied and pasted. She wrote it because I wasn't here, I was at the dinner dance which rocked, I sang karaoke 3 times "Hopelessly Devoted To You", which I sang by myself, "Whenever Wherever" which I sang with Stephanie and Jane, and "Dancing Queen", which I sang with Sarah and Stephanie, but they were so quiet that you could only hear me, and you better believe I rocked. And then me and Stephanie went down into the gym and we danced like total retards in front of all the popular people but we didn't care, so it was hillarious. The food was disgusting, I took like one bite of the steak but it was like all stringy and chewy and disgusting so I just ate potatoes and a nanaimo bar and cream soda instead.

But EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE KALAN AND KALEB MADE IT!!!!! I knew that Kalan would, but I thought for sure that Elena would make it, and when Kaleb got through I fell off the stool, it was so funny. And then he sang and he did so much yodelling and note holding it was even better than last night just like Kalan. I don't care who else is in the top 10 now, I have Josh, Kalan and Kaleb, I'm good.

Group 2:

Anna Cyzon - "Son of a preacher man". She's good, but not like great. I don't think the judges will like her. Jake says okay. Farley says okay. Sass says really good job. Zack says he hated it, bad song. I thought she did good! 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Commercials. Mohanza is next. I swear he's Gary Beals II.

Back. Mohanza Kelly - "Change gon come" or something retarded like that. Something about being born in a tent and brother. He sucked! You couldn't even understand what he was saying. The judges love him. I see another Gary Beals attack coming on to Canada. 1-866-9-IDOL-02 His name comes from an African King. Wow, that's surprising.

Loreal Style Studio with Tanya Kim. Ooh, Kalan is highlighting his hair, sexy!

Commercials. Liz Titan (pronounced tee-TAHN, not Ti-TAN)

Back. Liz Titan - "I have nothing" by Whitney Houston. I can't really hear her right now because my sister just phoned me, but I think she's doing really really good. 1-866-9-IDOL-03

Mark Levesque - "At this moment". Ooh, bad song. That's another Clay song done by someone who's not Clay. Ooh, he messed up the words. He said "How could I hate you" when it's "How could I hurt you". He yodels real good, though! He's awesome, I love him. Zack doesn't like him. Jake said it was good and bad. Farley said he stepped up in the performance category. Sass said he was great and shiny. What? Whatever, she said she loves his voice and that he did a great job. Wow, Mark won Regina Idol? Coolie! He's the first city Idol who I've ever seen, the Victoria and Vancouver ones just fizzled out and we never saw them. Stupid Abdul. 1-866-9-IDOL-04

Commercials. YAY, KALEB'S NEXT!!! Damn these Election Parties, they're so mean to each other. I voted Liberal on Friday, go me. And Keith Martin. That's who I was voting for.

Back. KALEB SIMMONS! - "Don't do it, baby". YAY!! He's so awesome! YAY!! 1-866-IDOL-05, PLEASE VOTE!!!

Filomena Pasqua - "R-E-S-P-E-C-T", she doesn't look too great, but she sounded fantastic. The judges didn't like her because of song choice. I didn't think the song was that great, either. 1-866-9-IDOL-06

Commercials. Elena Juatco up next. Damn it!! Kalan's going last! I have to wait so long through all these cheap people!

Back. Elena Juatco - "Midnight train to Georgia". On my sheet I accidentally wrote Midnight Train to Georgie. Haha. She was really good. Zack says she's crazy. Sass likes her. Jake says best performance of the two weeks so far. Finally, someone moved him. Farley said it was awkward. Well, she WAS acting a little weird, but she was partners with Jacob, what do you expect? Zack says to Farley "Well she's nuts" and Elena goes "Yes, I have a few loose screws" which is what Zack said to her. And then she was like "YAY!" to Ben and he's like "You ARE crazy"!. Shut up, stop dissing Liberals, you damn commercials! Ugh. Keith Martin rocks. Oh crap, I just realized I didn't record Elena, I had it on pause. Whoops.

Back. Ha, freakishly smart. That's what Ben called Kalan. Holy CRAP, he is good at the violin. And he's fun! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD EEEEEK!!!!! HE'S SO CUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE!!! Oh I'm dying, oh I'm dying. I have no idea what he sang. Something about "You're my lady". Farley said he's gonna win! Sass says he's going into the top ten.

Recap: Anna - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "Son of a preacher man"
Mohanza - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "Change Gon Come"
Liz - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "I have nothing"
Mark - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "At this moment"
Kaleb - 1-866-9-IDOL-05 - "Don't do it, baby"
Filomena - 1-866-9-IDOL-06 - "R-E-S-P-E-C-T"
Elena - 1-866-9-IDOL-07 - "Midnight train to Georgia"
Kalan - 1-866-9-IDOL-08 - "Lady"

THE DAMN PEOPLE WON'T LET ME VOTE FOR KALAN!! IT SAYS THAT THE PERSON I AM TRYING TO TEACH USES TELUS AND DOES NOT ACCEPT PRIVATE CALLS!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?? Oh well, everyone else is voting for Kalan anyway, and it lets me get through to Kaleb, so I'm good. Wait, now it's letting me vote for Kalan. No wait, now it's not. Oh crap. I'm watching Simple Life 2: Road Trip. It is so hillarious. Ha, body acceptance class.

What I got for my b-day:

CD's - BILLY KLIPPERT (from my bro, it rocks so much I've listened to it 15 times, seriously, like 3 times a day, even walking to school, at school, and back)
Josh Groban (my mom, I've wanted it for a long time)
Delta Goodrem!!!! (my dad, her CD is now in WALMART in Victoria, which really pisses me off, but now at least if people find out I can prove I knew her first, or at least that I got her CD first)

Some Jasmine flowers for my hair, which I collect because I'm just like Jazzy. I'm listening to Delta's CD right now. Of course, I know all the songs already, but it still rocks.

I got socks (typical mom thing, you know, she thought it was hillarious), Simpson's playing cards, these freak animal playing cards that we used in Tswassen to play go fish, which was hillarious because Grandad couldn't remember any of the animal when it came time to play donkey, and then my mom, being the brilliant person that she is, put one of her cards face up on the pile during cheat, but she wasn't cheating, but it was still funny.

Sorry if I'm taking a long time to write stuff, it's just that I'm sending in Randy's comments for Everlasting Idol Redux, which I got kicked out of as Carmen a while ago but I'm friends with the person who runs the game so he said that because I was such a good contestant I could be Randy, so I was just judging the show. I run a redux myself, actually, called Offical Idol Redux, which was originally owned by you want me, which is a user called Peter, but he suddenly had to leave IDF forever so he left his redux to me and Jilly. I do perforances, and she does results shows, I'm also in the game as Clay Aiken. These are the games I'm in:

American Idol Season 3 All Star Redux - Trenyce (In the top 6)(Ran by YeahforCarmen604)
Official Idol Redux - Clay (In top 4) (Ran by you want me)
Yet Another Idol Redux - Clay (In top 2 with Diana D)(Ran by Jilly)
Yet Another Idol Redux 2 - Jasmine (Haven't started yet, Jilly just started it up)
Shining Stars Redux - Jasmine (the person has only done 2 shows and has had it going for like 3 months, so I don't think I'm into it that much, but I've been safe twice)
Lucky's redux - Fantasia (the person hasn't done a show in a long time because they say they were busy and they'll do one soon, I've been safe 3 times)
AI Redux - Kim Caldwell (I don't look at it that much, but they've had a few songs and I've been safe for a while)
Uber Idol - Diana (I was orignally Carmen but I got kicked out in the second round so then later Revlin asked me whether I wanted to replace the person who played Diana because they never sent their songs, so I said yes)
Male Idol II - MILLSY!!! (In top 7, I can't believe I'm doing so well, but it's fun because Guy and Heinz are in it, and we're all from different countries, except me and Guy who are from Australia, and Heinz is from South Africa)
Nikki's Ulitmate Redux II - Carmen (I was in the first one as RJ Helton, I came in second to Jasmine, and in this one we just started with Duets, I'm with Kim C)
Not Another Redux - George Huff (Haven't started yet)
AI3 Redux of all AI3 reduxes - Justin Guarini (I got kicked out but I'm a wildcard so I'm waiting for that show)

I've never been Jennifer in one! Well actually I have, but I was safe for 2 rounds and then the person never did another show again, so. Me and this person were gonna trade people in Yet Another Idol Redux 2, but then she thought she'd rather stick with Jen even though she loves Jazzy too.

Male Idol II is cool because it's all guys, and Justin Guarini won the last one. I suppose they could have a Female Idol, but that would just be the equivalent to American Idol 3, ha ha. Oh, I am so good. That was the smartest thing I've said in a while.

Canadian Idol is on in Eastern Time right now. I can't wait to watch it. My sister is coming over later for my birthday because she couldn't see me before. KALAN PORTER!!! Sorry. Go to www.kalan4idol.ca and go to photo gallery and there is just the hottest pictures I have even seen in my entire life, seriously.

Results:

The top 3 is:
Josh
Jessica
Brandy

I was so sad when Annie didn't make it I thought for sure she would because her lines were totally blocked!

So the first one in the top 10 is, not surprisingly, JOSH!! YAY!!! I knew my hard voting would pay off. So he sings again, just as good as he did last night.

And the second person in is, also not surprising even if disappointing, Fatty McFat. Whoops, I mean Brandy Callahan. Ugh. She's horrible, she sucks, I hate her so much. Seriously, she has like no chin and 5 necks, she doesn't even HAVE a neck!!

The top 3 SHOULD'VE been:

Andrae
Josh
Annie

And then Annie and Josh should've got in, I have no idea what Jessica was doing up there, but I would've preferred her get in to stupid Brandy. Seriously, she looks like the fat kid at school who would like beat you up and steal your lunch money. But then you'd knock her over and she'd roll down the street so you'd get your money back and everything would be happy and you'd say "Haha die fatty I hate you you'll never eat again". She probably eats kids, even though she says she loves them. She did some stupid rap thing at the Spider Man 2 premiere that they all went to, she's so stupid I hate her die Brandy die. Sorry. I'll go back to IDF now.

I'm sorry I didn't do this earlier, but my mom was on the computer, so:

First group of 8:

Anabelle Lumayag - "How am I supposed to live without you". She was good, a little like Jazzy. The judges didn't like her, but I did.

Kyla Sandulak - "God bless the child". She did a way better version than Theresa Sokyrka or whatever her name is, but not as good as Jenny, but no one is as good as Jenny at that song. She was really good, but the judges didn't like her either. They actually didn't like anyone tonight, for some reason.

Joshua Seller - "Somewhere out there". He was so amazing, almost as good as Clay. He did this little yodel thing during the "Out where dreams COME true", he did it on the come. I voted 40 minutes for him, must've gotten in about 500 votes, so I hope he'll get through.

Jessica Mitchell - "If I ain't got you". Her song was kinda messed up, so I didn't like her that much, but the judges did for some strange reason.

Raj Ramawad - "Overjoyed", which is one of my favourite songs, and he was awesome.

Annie Lefebrve - "Impossible dream". It was a cheap song, but I love her so much I just had to vote for her, which I'm doing right now, and which I've been doing for the past 25 minutes, so ya'll should be glad I'm doing this recap, because it's slowing me DOWN on voting for Annie, and if she doesn't get in I'll never do another recap again. Seriously.

Andrae Ennis - "Here and Now". He was really good, and he looked fantastic. I might vote for him if I have time. He reminded me of Marque Lynch, except Marque was better, but still, they perform the same way and both smile the same way when they're singing, you know that thing where people sort of narrow their eyes and smile. Eh. Whatever. I know what I mean.

Brandy Callahan - "The greatest love of all". You know how SICK I am of people doing this song? The only person who can do it is Whitney, seriously, everyone else sucks at doing it. The only Idol person who did it almost as good as Whitney was Audrey de Montigny as her second song on Love Songs Night last year. Shut up, I have a memory, and she rocked at it. The song, I mean, not my memory. Right. Shut up. Anyway, she sucked, and she's a FAAAAAAAAAA-TTY!!! Just kidding. Well actually, she is fat, but whatever. I didn't like her. She doesn't smile enough, she looks so mad all the time.

Ya'll only have about another 45 minutes to vote, but here are all the numbers:

Anabelle - 1-866-9-IDOL-01
Kyla - 1-866-9-IDOL-02
Josh - 1-866-9-IDOL-03
Jessica - 1-866-9-IDOL-04
Raj - 1-866-9-IDOL-05
Annie - 1-866-9-IDOL-06
Andrae - 1-866-9-IDOL-07
Brandy - 1-866-9-IDOL-08

Oh crap, I just lost 10 minutes of Annie time because I had to phone my grandparents to ask them if I could go over to Tswwassen for my birthday to see them. Actually, I finished my Annie time at 10:10pm because I was only supposed to vote for her for 40 minutes the same like I did with Josh. Oh well, for the next 40 minutes I'll just throw in random votes for the rest of them except for Brandy and Jessica. So I won't be here Saturday and Sunday, unless I get on a computer at a library or something, which isn't likely, so I won't be here to post, and I'll have to post on Idolforums that I'll be away so I won't be able to choose songs for my reduxes so they better not kick me out without knowing why. Well, I'm outtie, back to IDF for me. Merrill, out!

Diana Degarmo "No more tears", from top 2 night. Just thought I'd give you this:

Canadian Idol groups, dates, and contestants:

Group 1 (06-16-04):

Brandy Callahan
Jessica Mitchell
KYLA SANDULAK!!!
Andrae Ennis
JOSH SELLER!!!
Raj Ramawad (the guy who's uncle died right before he had to sing his solo)
ANNIE LEFEBRVE!!! (the french girl who's kinda like Audrey de Montigny only better)
Annabelle Lumayag (the girl who looks like Jazzy)

Group 2 (06-23-04):

KALAN PORTER!!!
KALEB SIMMONS!!!
Anna Cyzon (Josh Seller's duet partner)
Elena Juatco (Jacob's duet partner)
Liz Titan (the girl who's duet parter looked identical to her so I couldn't tell the difference)
Mark Levesque (One of the guys who forgot his made up the words to "When a man loves a woman" and thought he was going to be sent home but wasn't)
Filomena Pasqua (There's not much I can say about her, but she's awesome)
Mohanza Kelly (aka Gary Beals II)

Group 3 (06-30-04):

JACOB HOGGARD!!! (aka lip ring dude who acts like me)
Theresa Sokyrka (Mohanza's Duet Partner)
Dian Archer (Ted Senecal's Duet Partner)
Constant Bernard (aka one of the dudes who couldn't remember his solo words for "When a man loves a woman, so he just hummed through it)
Andrew Broderick (aka the "My Cher-EE amour" guy)
JERRICA SANTOS!!! (Brock's duet partner)
Bernard Quilala (aka the guy who looks like Clifford Iokia the fireman from AI3 top 100)
VALERIE JALBERT!!! (the french girl who sang "It's raining men" and "Nobody does it better" in her solos)

Group 4 (07-07-04):

BROCK GROOMBRIDGE!!!
SHANE WIEBE!!!(aka the perogie salesman)
DANIELLE FALCO!!!(Jason Greely's duet partner)
JASON GREELY!!!
MANOAH HARTMAN!!(aka the school teacher and Jermain Richard's duet partner)
JERMAIN RICHARDS!!!
Ted Senecal (Diane's duet parrner)
Rebecca Abbott

Oh, by the way, I WON LADY REDUX IDOL II BY ONE VOTE!! I actually won it like last week, but I was too busy to tell ya'll, but thanks to anyone who actually DID vote for me, but I don't think you did.

It's my b-day on SATURDAY BAYBEE! I'll be fourteen on the 19th, oh yeah. I phoned Metzger to ask him to the DD (Dinner dance), but he is in VANCOUVER BAYBEE!! That's kinda disappointing, because I planned out exactly what I was gonna say to him. But he'll be back tonight, his mom isn't sure what time, but he'll be back at school tomorrow, so. Yes, Matthew Metzger.

Thursday:

I wasn't here to see the show but I recorded it, so I'll just say this:

Kalen made it, even though he messed up.
Kaleb made it too, that's great.
Jacob made it, that's great.
Brock made it, that's good.
Josh Seller made it, he's okay.
Shane made it, he rocks.
Annie made it, I like her.
Kyla made it, I love her.
Serge got CUT!! I'm so sad, he was such a Guy Sebastian I loved him! I thought he had made it until they showed him crying on the stairs on his cell phone, I got so mad and sad and crying-ness of him.

Anyway, this is our top 32, in alphabetical order (got it from CI site):

1. Anabelle Lumayag - Age 20 - Vancouver, British Columbia
2. Andrae Ennis - Age 24 - Toronto, Ontario
3. Andrew Broderick - Age 16 - Sharon, Ontario
4. Anna Cyzon - Age 20 - Toronto, Ontario
5. Annie Lefebvre - Age 21 - Gatineau, Quebec
6. Bernard Quilala - Age 22 - Edmonton, Alberta
7. Brandy Callahan - Age 24 - Halifax, Nova Scotia
8. Brock Groombridge - Age 16 - Schomberg, Ontario
9. Constant Bernard - Age 20 - Rockland, Ontario
10. Danielle Falco - Age 18 - Hamilton, Ontario
11. Diane Archer - Age 21 - Woodstock, Ontario
12. Elena Juatco - Age 19 - Vancouver, British Columbia
13. Filomena Pasqua - Age 20 - Ottawa, Ontario
14. Jacob Hoggard - Age 19 - Abbotsford, British Columbia
15. Jason Greeley - Age 27 - Upper Island Cove, Newfoundland
16. Jermaine Richards - Age 24 - Toronto, Ontario
17. Jerrica Santos - Age 16 - Surrey, British Columbia
18. Jessica Mitchell - Age 20 - London, Ontario
19. Joshua Seller - Age 23 - Brigden, Ontario
20. Kalan Porter - Age 18 - Medicine Hat, Alberta
21. Kaleb Simmonds - Age 21 - Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
22. Kyla Sandulak - Age 23 - Edmonton, Alberta
23. Liz Titan - Age 17 - Montreal, Quebec
24. Manoah Hartmann - Age 25 - Regina, Saskatchewan
25. Mark Levesque - Age 22 - Regina, Saskatchewan
26. Mohanza Kelly - Age 19 - Toronto, Ontario
27. Raj Ramawad - Age 25 - Brampton, Ontario
28. Rebecca Abbott - Age 19 - Ottawa, Ontario
29. Shane Wiebe - Age 21 - Abbotsford, British Columbia
30. Ted Senecal - Age 25 - Calgary, Alberta
31. Theresa Sokyrka - Age 23 - Saskatoon, Saskatchewan
32. Valerie Jalbert - Age 19 - Saint-Jerome, Quebec

I know basically all of them, but not that much by singing, only my favourites.

Top 155:

Bios of Kirk, hate him...then Liz, she's okay.

Serge!! Or Solomon, I have no idea. Now some person I have no idea.

These bios are from Newfoundland. Oh, then that was Solomon, losa. Awww, little kid. Now they're on the bus to Toronto, ha Jon is singing. Jon and his brother Daniel, ha. Left handed people off the bus, ha. Caleb is confused. Josh Seller can't get his door open, I hate those hotel keys too. Theresa is rooming with Diane Archer. Hey, Amy! Jermain? More Theresa. Ha, Winnipeg is held back in Winiipeg. Who is Mike Welden? I know Cheryl. Commercials.

Back.

Kim Savage is first. She's okay.
Cheryl Maendel - She's cool.
Marilyn LaMouche - Don't like her.
Jason Greely - I love him!

Cutting begins. Stupid Solomon is staying. Yay, Marilyn's gone! Cheryl's through. SERGE!! HE'S SO GOOD!! CALEB!! HE'S SO GOOD TOO!!

Filomena Pasque - She's good.
Kalan Porter - EEEEEK!!!
Valerie Jalbert - Eh.
Daniel Dupuis - Eh.
Jessica Mitchell - Eh.
Karina Morin - She's good.
Elena Juatco - Eh.
Jermain Richards - He's really good.

Amy made it yay! Caleb and Serge made it! Aw, Karina and Chhaya got separated, they're friends! Commercials.

Back.

Adam Cross - He's hot, and good.
Kirk Baker, freak - Ugh, he's ruining Josh Gracin. He sucks, and he looks like his face is gonna explode.
Kyla Sandulak - I love her, she sounds like Jenny.
Brandy Callahan - Umm...right. She's good, but not looking.
BYE KIRK!! Sucker. Adam stays, yay! They're friends. Aw, they're both crying. Um. Adam just quit. ADAM JUST QUIT!! Oh no, that sucks and makes no sense. Commercials.

Back. Jon is making out with a dog. Right. Ha, Jason, what a Josh Gracin.

Amy, she's so cute. Willie White.

Group songs:
Menoah, Nneka, and Diane Archer.

Amna, Rebecca, Danielle.

Horrible guy groups much, jeez. Whoo, Kalan! Commercials

Back.
Good guy group!
Serge! Nam Pham, what the hell?

Willy White forgot his group words.
Albert - Ewww...

Ladies:
Dina, Kim Savage, Kyla, and that Kim Locke like girl.
Theresa, Desiree
Savannah McBean, Mary Hulbert

Commercials

Back.

Cut room time.

Room 1 - Staying, Brock and Theresa.
Room 2 - Staying. Josh Seller, Menoah.
Room 3 - Going home...aww, Amy!
Room 4 - Staying!! YAY!! SERGEY!!

KALAN IS STAYING!! I think Willie's gone, awww. CALEB IS STAYING!!

Eh, more tomorrow. Stupid lines, they suck.

I NEED YA'LL TO VOTE FOR ME NOW!! The second to last show has been done, it's voting time, and the finale is really really soon, so once again, go to www.idolforums.com, join, and go to G&C at the bottom (Games and Chatter), then go to REDUX EMPORIUM, and then go to LADY IDOL REDUX II, and VOTE FOR COSIMA DAMN IT!! Actually, I'm up against one of my best IDF friends, ToriandTaylorFanListing, who play's Diana, and we don't really mind who wins because she just won a different game and I'm glad I got this far, but still, I'd appreciate! Ha, I'm so self-promotionative. Crap, I have a ton of homework. Actually, it's only one page of Math, but it's so brigging hard, it's adding mixed numbers I SO do not get that, but I'll be back later to recap CI. Merrill, out!

Hey ya. Stupid Outkast, they suck. NO, Canadian Idol is NOT on tonight, I'm just posting for no specific reason. It's not on till Wednesday and Thursday. John Stevens "Music of my heart". There's just one thing that I want you guys to do, seriously I'll do anything, go to www.idolforums.com, join, then go to Games and Chatter at the bottom, then the REDUX EMPORIUM, then LADY IDOL REDUX II and say post at the bottom that you want to vote for COSIMA DE VITO!! Please, I'm in the top 2 with Diana Degarmo, and I really want Cossie to win because she doesn't have that much publicity, and it's a really big deal that I'm in the top 2 playing someone who's not really known. If you do that, I'll love all of you forever, I promise. My username is Merrill, I have the Metzger blend and Carmen Ramusen avatar click it it sings!

So ANYWAY, I'm just listening to Billy Klippert's "Waited".from his new CD that's coming out on June 15, the same as Joshua Gracin's. You can listen to it from I want both of them for my B-DAY, which is on June 19, which you'd know if you're not DUMB. Whoa jeez, calm down Rebecca. And you really should get it from www.billyklippertonline.com, it rocks. Like it's literally, rock music, dude. You should also listen to his version of Levon, it rocks too, even more than it did on the show. If you want to know more about Billy, go to www.orangrecordlabel.com, that's who he's signed with, they have some pretty cool artists over there.

The dinner-dance is on June 24th, that's on the day of the second exam or something, and I'm still trying to decide where I should go with someone or not. Jenny Gear "Without the fanfare" a new song, it rocks. Obviously I can't go with Jordan because he hates my guts and wants to kill me, but there IS Luke from the church, I'm pretty sure he likes me, and then there's Metzger. Jenny Gear "Vanities". And I don't know about him. I really really want to ask him, I'm just so scared he'll say no and then I'll be sad. I wouldn't want to go with him as like a DATE, just as friends, but I'm not sure he'll understand that. I know he wouldn't WANT to go as a date, because I know he doesn't like me that way, but if I asked him he might think I wanted like, a date.

Oh my god oh my god go to www.idol.ctv.ca, click on videos, then click on the video "Jake Gold goes through the good, bad, and ugly auditions" there's this one guy who's like "THEY SAY EH INSTEAD OF WHAT OR DUH" he is so HILLARIOUS I LOVE THAT CLIP!! And then Kalen comes after him with the curly hair and red face he is so HOT I LOVE HIM!! And then the guy after is so cool I love him. Merrill, out!

Winnipeg:

Cheryl: Through.

Krystal: Bye.

Roberta: Bye.

Kristen Dohan: Really good. Bye.

Sofia Bilozor - Whoa. Bye.

Stephanie Champagne - She rocks, she's in.

Barrett Peisch - He rocks. Sweet, he's going.

Ummm...Mom Idol?

Regina after the break. Back. Hey, it's the guy from Corner Gas!

Solomon Cyr - What a nerd! What a freak! Ummm...he's in? Right.

Jeff Kreklewich - Whoa. Bye.

Aidan Hawryluk - She's good. Bye?

Scott Myers - Ummm freak...bye. They say eh instead of what or duh? Beh.

Theresa Sokyrka - She's singing Jenny's auditions song I will kill her!! Ugh, she's awesome, I hate her, but Jenny was WAY better. She's in.

Cecil Armestead - Whoa, he's really scary. Bye, Johnny Rockstar.

Bonnie Reakes - Ugh, shut up. Bye.

Kirby Armstrong - Umm, Billy Klippert much? Bye.

Manoah Hartmann - She rocks, she's in.

Edmonton up next, I think. Back.

Nicky Pugh - Adorable, but horrible, is what Ben says.

Kristy Brown - Bye.

Danielle H - Bye. Or not...she's in.

Lindsay Chief Calf - Bye.

Slvie African Last Name - Bye.

Kyla Sandulak - She's awesome, she's in.

More Edmonton next. Back.

Kalan Porter - Sweet he's in!!

Arnelle Wilson - Bye.

Jordan Ford - Bye.

Cody Michie - Bye.

Isaac Bell - Bye.

Marilyn Lamouche - Eh, she's okay.

Vancouver right now.

Wes Carter - Ewww, he's so gay.

Connor Falk - Freak. Bye.

Jacob Hoggard - He's good! Cool, he's in, after a huge fight with the judges.

Commercials. Back.

Robyn Newman - She rocks. She's in.

Keita and Leala - Bye.

Janine Casbell - Bye.

Jessica Cheung - She rocks! She didn't get in.

Shane Wiebe - Ooh he's singing Josh Groban he rocks! YES he made it!!

Commercials. Back.

Review of top 100, back next Wednesday. Mulroney, out!

Halifax:

Sandra Pitts: Too loud! Bye.

Mark Gordon: What a Tyler Hamilton wanna-be. Out.

Shannon Kelly - Cheap, bye.

Julie Swinemar - Oh my god, goat! Bye.

Ashley Kincade - Horrible not. Bye.

Donovan Haveaur - What a freak! Bye. Sounds like an old man. And a dog. Now all the judges are howling.

Janelle Keddy - "At last". Whoa, she's SO good. She's in.

Willy White - What a Kevin Murdoch. He's in.

Commercials. Back.

Jonathon Burrows - Cheap. Bye. Ruin Elton John, I kill you.

Andre Cormier - Ummm...right. Bye. Ruin Kim C, I kill you.

Jacy Golden - Cheap. Bye.

Allison Francis - Whoa, loud enough. She looks like a horse. She's almost in, but out.

Kale Simmonds - Whoa, he yodels so good, he's in!!!

St. John's is up next, home of Jenny Gear.

Tracy Edwards: Bye.

Sean Dooling: Bye.

Gina-Rae Hoyles - Bye.

Eddie Penney - He's singing with Zack. Bye.

Melanie Benson - She's good. YAY she made it!!!

More coming up next. Back.

Josh - suck. Bye. Ha, that was funny.

Jenny's on the bus!!

Kirk Baker - He made it, he looks like Vinnie, the wheelchair guy at our school. His friend made it too.

Daniel Aziz - Breakdancing on the floor, eh? And fake rapper, he's singing "Shut up". Bye. He was funny!

Jason Greeley - He's in, he rocks!

Next up Montreal, after the break.

Back. The judges are arguing much.

Shelley Caro - Eh. Bye.

Valerie Dalesio - She's good, but bye.

Leela Baum - Good, bye.

Karine - Eh.

Anne Metellus - Eh.

Liz Titan - Natural uman? Right. Whatever, she's good and in.

Commercials. back.

Chaya Dway - She's in. Her friend Karina is up next.

Karina Morin - She got in.

Shira Katz - Is that a girl? Out, cheap made up CI song.

Bennoit Valliancourt - Out.

Chad Miller - Oh god, what a freak.

Katherine Baker - Ummm...okay. Bye.

Jonathon C - He's hot, and he sounds like Nsync, he's awesome, he's in.

Jamie Hache - Ewww...how gay!!

Michael B - Ummm...freak bye.

Jon O'Leary - Cheap.

Anita Lefbrve - She's great, she's in.

Commercials. Back. The top 5 things never to do in front of the judges, forget the words, talk back, make excuses, whatever, Vancouver etc tomorrow, have fun, ya'll! BTW, look at the Saanich News page A5. I can't say why, just do, or go to www.saanichnews.com, go down to the bottom, click on more stories, then scroll down till you see the heading "Move over Hilary Duff and Frankie Muniz", and you'll see, it's awesome, all I've said since I saw it was EEEEKKK!!!!!

Canadian Idol Auditions:

Oh my god, this person is bad. That was just a clip, now introducing the judges, Sass, Farley, Jake, and Zack. Sass and Jake are awesome. JENNY! BILLY! All the top 11 of last year!! Haha, Kevin Murdoch. No, Jen's crying!

More judges talking. Who are these people? I guess we're about to find out, starting with OTTAWA, hometown of last year's winner, Ryan Malcolm!

Anastasia Flivova or something...terrible. She wasn't that bad!
Matthew Pride - Terrible. Okay he sucks!
Um this guy - Is singing Ryan's song, and he sucks.

Ha, Ryan's back.

Kim Savage - She's REALLY good, whoa. Zack says no, the rest say yes, she's going to Toronto!

Melanie Lenneau - Flirting with Jake, right. She's gotta go.

Jackie Hanna - Ummm, bad.

Nathalia Jolie or something...bad. Singing a Whole New World.

Lee Willis - Bad. Singing a Whole New world.

Eric Bollman - Sweet Caroline?

Some more cheap people.

Anna Russell - Cheap.

Serge Cayamong - He sounds just like Guy, I LOVE him!! He's going to Toronto. Commercials.

Back. Jon Dore and Ben Mulroney ice skating. Jon's wearing a pink suit. That's gay.

Katie Bernard - Bad.

Jessica Carey - Bad.

Nathan Harrop - Bad.

Julia Nygen - Bad.

Krista Allen - Bad, bye.

Anmary Legault - She's good. They all say yes - She's the 3rd person in!

Daniel Oickle - He's singing Alanis Morrisett. Whoa. Scary.

Steve Sandos - Bad.

Thomas Cho - Bad.

Andrea Gal - She's good. She's in.

Toronto coming up next, after the break.

Back. Bah, Kurt is there!

Allison Mcauley. Bye.

Steve Foster. Wayne's world? Bye.

Atm Muttakin - What a hardi! Bye.

Daniel Dupus - He's good. He's through! Jeez, Frenchie much.

Kendra Knoflook - I don't think she's that bad, but she's gone.

Roxane DeLongo - Sucky. Bye.

Sarina Mazzochi - Oh gosh, shut up. Bye.

Diane Archer - She's really good. She's in!! We get it, you're black, stop talking like it.

Commercials.

Andriano Lawson-Ballet. "When I fall in love", ugh horrible, don't ruin Jazzy's song!

Mike Ewart - What a freak, he's singing a song about a bird! Bye.

Misty Tassone - She's okay, singing Cheryl Crow.

Amy Bailleragon - Singing a song from the Little Mermaid, every line, how weird. Her and Zack make faces at each other. She made it, she's cool and really good, she takes like Cosima, except not Australian.

Now all the dancers, not singers, wow.

Mohanza Kelly - He looks like Gary Beals, seriously. He's better, though. He's in, haha.

More Toronto up next, after the break.


Back. Joshua Seller - He's hot!! And he's so good! He got in, yay!

Mark Feldman - Oh gosh, how gay. "No woman no cry". Bye.

Corey Loney - What a freak. Bye.

Beth Biederman - What a fairy freak. Bye

Marvin Poon - Ewww, how gay. Bye.

Andre Richards - Beatboxer, he's really good at that. He didn't get in because he didn't sing.

Brock Groombrige - He's really cute!! And he's 16, and good. Singing Power of Love. I hope he gets in, I really do. Sass says yes, she adores him. Jake says yes, but he won't make it to the next round because he sucks. Sweet, he got in!!

So now we're done, and back tomorrow!

Oh my god, I am so dumb. I'm at Sarah's house and I was phoning Jordan, but I accidentally put in the last 4 numbers as Calum's number, and then his mom answered the phone and I was like "Is Jordan home?" and she was like "Jordan? I think you have the wrong number" and I was like "Oh okay, sorry". And I totally thought it was Jordan's mom and that she was lying, but then I realized that it kinda sounded like Alum's mom, and then I was like "OH MY GOD, I just phoned Calum!!" I'm so dumb, seriously. It would've been so hillarious if Calum had've answered the phone, I would've been so confused like "Ummm...Calum? Why are you at Jordan's house?"

On Thursday block C and D (10:30-12:20) we went up tp Claremont High for a musical theatre play called Just Off Boradway, where they were re-doing plays like Grease and Mamma Mia, Rent, and the later show at night which we didn't get to see had Chicago and Cabaret, damn it. Later that night it was my brother's birthday and they all went up to my school to see my concert. It was grade 6 and 7 band, choir, and concert band, and everybody but my mom knew that I was doing a solo by myself after the grade 7 band. It was so funny, because Mrs.Robertson said something about a grade 8 soloist, and then she suddenly said, "I'd like to introduce you to Rebecca Grace" and my mom wasn't really paying attention because she was trying to fix her camera, so she didn't hear it until my sister like punched her and told her to look, and then I was looking at her and she suddenly saw me up front with a mic and she was like "WHAAAAAAAAAA?!" and you should've seen her face it was so funny. And then I sang Dusty Springfield's "You don't have to say you love me", more recently done by Cosima De Vito on Australian Idol (And ya'll are like, 'OH, so THAT'S why she did it, eh?'). And then my mom was like crying and she was just like Diana Degarmo's mom, which means I'm D!! YAY!!! Whoa jeez, calm down. And then all the choir people were saying how good I was, so that was fun, and these women in the audience kept giving me the thumbs up sign. And then this one woman came up to me after to ask what my name was...beh. And then my sister said she heard Mr. Prescott asking people where I was so that he could come up to me and tell me how proud he was of me and how brave I was...beh. And then this really hot guy in my class, Alistair Hayward came up to me and like patted me on the back and was like "Good job" and I was like "OH MY GOD!!! EEK!!". And then Sarah was like "Alistair is not hot.", but she didn't actually say that because she wasn't there, but she's saying it now because she's an ass.

And then this other hot guy named Callan, he came up to me the next day at my locker and he was like "You were good" and then he coughed. And then me and him and Alistair were talking about it at my locker and then Jordan was like "What did she do, what did she do?" and I'm not sure if they told him, I don't think he really cared, he was just jealous because I was talking to hot guys that were not him. Ha, sucker. But it was weird because after the show I had people that I didn't even know like saying to me "Bye Rebecca, I'll talk to you tomorrow!" and I was like...beh. No but then there was this girl named Bronwyn and she's usually nice to me, but then she walked by me and she like totally glared at me, and my mom was like "Um, I don't think you should talk to her, I think she wants to kill you", and then outside in the parking lot she kept turning around to stare at me, and finally my sister was like "OKAY, you can stop staring, do you have a PROBLEM or something?" Ha, Teresa, she's like 20 and she like yells at everyone, it's so funny, but she's seriously gonna get punched one day. And then my other friend Tia from Alum's class was at her car and then she like did some karate kick thing and was like "REBECCA!" and I did the same thing and I was like "TIA!!" and then we did it over and over again and I asked my mom "Did you hear us?" and she was like "Um, how could I not?" and then me and Tia were doing it again at school it was scary. I'm listening to Shannon Noll "Under my skin", such a cool song, it was one of the few times he didn't suck. Now I'm listening to Shannon Noll "New York, New York", from Big Band night, which was like I said, one of the night where he didn't suck. He says something weird in the middle that I totally have not been able to understand ever since I got it, which was like last year, something about do something ladies and gentlemen. But then again, Nolly has a speech problem, so. Alum wasn't at the concert, he was going to go, but then they called him up from Vancouver and were like "We need you out here on Thursday, be there damn it!!". Well, that's what Mrs.Robertson said, I just added the damn it part myself, I'm smart. No I am dumb! JPL is hot. Billy sounds like a cat. Jeff from play is hot.

So, I was like at a play at the Belfry on Friday and Sarah was there! She is sooooooooooon cool! That was her, and the last like 6 things were her too, except I did say Billy sounded like a cat, but I didn't know she was gonna type that. Now I'm listening to Kovered in Lies "Always for real", Billy Klippert's band. Or should I say "Ex-band", damn Billy. He got a record deal, so he had to ditch his brother and his band, screwhead.

And today, I went to confirmation (Church) with Sarah, and it was good because I got to help fill up the little wine thingy's and cut the bread for tomorrow's service, which I get to go to because Pastor Ron wants me to give a speech to everyone about why I came to the church. Well actually, Laurel (one of the church member girls) said that it means more of like why I came BACK than why I came there in the first place, you know. And then Leslie (the helper person), told me to go down into the kitchen and get juice for the dudes, and then bring it up to the teen room. And so I went up there and I was like "Hey, ya'll want some juice?" and Alex one of the guys is like "YEAH!!" and I was like "Okay well, you can, you gotta, you know" and he's like "What, pour our own damn juice?" and I like "Yeah, that's it" but I was kinda surprised because he said damn in a church but then I was like okay whatever because they all did it, and I do it outside of church anyway, so. And then me and Alex were having crutch fights and then I turned around and he poked me in the ass with one!! And then I was spinning around in a spinning chair by the window it was so fun, and then I got up to get some more water and Alex stole my chair, asshat! Sorry, I'm just fingering Sarah right now and she's trying to push me away because I said "Ow, my face" and she was like "Yeah, it's kinda ugly", so I called her a byotch and fingered her. Don't finger me and act like you didn't, byotch!! Now she hit me in the face with her finger, what the hell!

So anyway, when I was in the teen room hitting Simon with Sarah's crutches, this REALLY REALLY REALLY hot guy named Luke came in with his dad because his dad was fixing stuff, and I've liked Luke for a while, so of course I was like totally freaking out. So then I walked up to him and gave him one of Sarah's crutches, and then he kept poking me with it! And then he would take an end of it and then move it really close to my face until it was like touching my eyelashes, and Kate is cool. And then Kate is Sarah's sister, she just came in and said that so I'll be nice and not delete it. So anyway, Nathan took Sarah's crutches out into the hall and played with them, and then she was stuck on the couch, and then Luke came back in with them and he looked at me and was like "Hi" and I was like "Are you having fun?" and he's like "Yes". But then we had to go and I was sad, but I hope he will be at the service tomorrow.

When my neice and nephew were other the other day for my bro's b-day, and when we came back from the concert and my mom and sister and bro and bro's gf went out and me and the kids were alone in my room, Hannah started getting all pissed at me for no reason and was like yelling at me and like being all like "Well, you don't even LOVE me, you just love GAVIN, and you don't even care, and you just, just love GAVIN best, so I'm not gonna talk to you anymore, and Gavin, don't talk to her anymore, because she doesn't know how to babysit us, and everytime we come to Toria she makes us all mad". She's like 4 years old and she was being such a bitch, seriously and like she started crying for no reason, and then my nephew came over to me and was like "I love you Beta, want to be my friend?" and like hugging me, it was so cute, but I think he was trying to make Hannah jealous and mad because she is sometimes mean to him, so. And then my asshat brother kept telling her not to hang out with me because I was just going to get her mad, but then my mom came home and yelled at him, so I was like haha byotch. So then Hannah apologized to me, but everytime she got alone with me she kept saying it again so I got pissed. And then I was telling my mom about how Mr. Prescott thought Gavin's name was Hector, and she's like "What? Why are you saying that about my brother, STOP IT!!" and she was getting so pissed and she started yelling at me again but then my mom got mad at her. so it was funny. And then she was like "Becca, you're not allowed to touch Gavin's cars" and I was like "Whatever" and then Gavin wouldn't give me a hug and neither would she so I was like "Umm...Anybody?" and then I kept asking Gavin and he's like "No" so I was like "Stupid kid" and my mom thought that was so funny even though it's mean.

Okay, so earlier today me and Sarah made this cool blend thingy of American Idol, I'll post a link so you can see it, but I gotta go now, and it's coolies, so please like it I did the pics and she did the logo/writing, and I have to watch LIZZIE!!! Seacrest, out.

[URL]http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=163445{/URL]

Okay, so the finale:

Jennifer Love Hewitt started it off on Ryan's show set, and LaLoser sang a bit of her song from the CD, and now Kim Caldwell is showing D's fan's back home. Commercials.

Back. Now Ryan's in Tasia's dressing room. Ha, she's putting makeup on him. Tasia. Now she's showing him her blue box. NO, not THAT blue box, ewww!! And now Clay is in Tasia's hometown fans!! Ooh, hey hottie! He's hot. There's lots of people there. He's hot. Tasia says Clay looks awesome, man. She said "Clay, you look awesome man! He does.

Nicole Richi and Christina Christian. My mom just said that Nicole looked like Carmen. I'm gonna kill her, Carmen's not a slut.

Oooh yay, Georgie!! He's singing a bit from his CD song "Me and Mrs. Jones". Ha, he bounced. Now Ryan is going to go into Rarndy's and Paulker's dressing room, but after the break.

Back. Randy's chillin. Paula's babbling nothingness. Back to Xtina Xtian. What the hell? It's Ray Romano. Now back to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yay, Jazzy!! She's singing "Midnight train to Georgia" from the CD. She's so cool! There was this girl in my grade 4 class named Dieu who looks just like her.

Now in Simon's room. I'm not really listening. Ha, he has so many black suits. Now back to Jennifer. Sharon Osbourn likes...I didn't hear. What the hell? The red room is full of gospel singers, dude. Now we're out into the AI set. Holy crap, so many people. Adverts. Gotta check email that Sarah sent me because she's sitting right beside me and and bitching at me to look at it.

Back. Tamyra Loser, singing the American National Anthem. Clay does it better, and so does D. Well, D sings it all the time at like games and stuff. Tamyra can't hold a note, but she's okay. Whoa crap, bad note.

Ryan's babbling. Yeah great, someone will win, WOW!! I don't want to see the loser judges, but whatever. Randy Smackson? Beh!! That's what Starah just said. Haha, Sarah just knocked her crutches against the door, sucker. Now she's threatening to hit me with them. Try it, bitch. Oh crap, she did. Bitch again. Hey, it's D and Tasia on the stage. Now she said she's gonna crap on Leah. Labelle? That's fine with me. She hates Tasia. Crap, now Kelly Clarsuck is on. What is she wearing under her suit thing? It's open and she's wearing a sparkly bra. What a slut. Hey, it's Ruben!! Oh look at him, he still can't sing without sweating so much that he almost passes out like I did at the parade the other day. Shut up. Now THIS is a weird group: Tasia, Di, Kelly, and Rube. Kelly Clarkson sucks.

Now Ry is moppping Rube's head. What the hell, he always does that. Hey, Johnny's parents are right behind D's mom, AGAIN!! Damn Calum, he's 6 timing me! With Diana, Jasmine, Jen, Sarah, Sandy, and MY MOM!! Calum, that is just wrong!! Never mind. Everybody keeps calling me a slut, it's so weird.

Back. Fantasia says a bit of her expected to be there. And Di says that she didn't, but we all got her there, so she thanks us. Now back to Clay in NC, talking to some black dude. He's hot. Now we're going over to Snellville with Kim C. They're talking to her choir teacher. Haha, D is like totally freaking out, it's so funny. The mayor or Snellville is there too, and the motto is "Where everybody's somebody in Snellville" I've known that for like, ever. You're dumb if you don't know that.

Now highlights of last night. Go D, that first performance was awesome! Go D again!! I love you Tasia, but NEVER sing Summertime again! Hey shut up Simon, the only reason that D messed up on that last song was because her mic blew and she couldn't hear herself. Break. This is taking freaking forever!!

Back. Ah crap, Yelly (that was mine) Barkson(that was Starha) is taking the stage singing some crappy song from her Cd. Okay that's it, we're going back to the singles site where we're looking for gay men who are looking for other gay men! Ah, lesbians!! Okay, top two music video singing "Shining Star". I like that song. Commercials. You want a drink, Sarah? Yes please. Okay, I'll be right back. Sarah's like "Damn, why did I say please?"

Back, yo. Oh my god!! The top 12!! George!! Johnny! JPL!! Mattie!! Ha, Matt's wearing a yellow shirt. Now all the girls! Camile!! Leah!! Ugh. Amy! She looks so bad. Jazzy! This is the top 6 medley, except with more people. Jazzy is singing the same part she did before. Hi Jenny! What hell? The judges are all laughing at them and some dude is grooving in the audience. JPL's being a retard. Is it just me or does Camile have black hair now? JOHNNY!! He's singing solo he's so good!! Yeah, Camile has black hair, it looks good. Oh hey, they're singing D's Elton John song. What the hell? Diana and JPL are singing together. And now D and Matt and JPL are all singing together. Ha, Camile's fainting on th floor in the background from meeting Elton, I remember that, it was so funny. Jenny is singing now!! Singing Barry Manilow. I missed her so much!! Go to hell Latoya, what kind of crap are you wearing? Hey, it's Barry, go him!! Sarah calls him Old Clay Aiken Guy. But he's so cute!! And now it's Tasia. Hey, the 3 divas are singing together and pulling off the medley. Ha, Ryan said "Matt Rogers is having a fun time with JPL on the stage". Now they're showing some clip where this girl thought that the piano guy was Barry, and Barry swore so they beeped it out. How bad. I heart orlando Bloom, he is sexy!!! That was Sarah. She says she saw Guy. I don't believe her. Now she's getting pissed. Huh, I just rewound the tape and she's right. Well look, there were two afros sitting one in front, one in back, and I thought she meant the girl. Whoops. Ah, gay prom guy on TV!! Never mind.

Albert Einstein just winked at me. I'm scared. Yay, Ruben's singing "What if" one of his rap songs from his CD that I own that I got for Christmas. Okay, he's wearing a nice suit for the occasion, but he has a gangsta cap on to hide his sweat, that doesn't go well, and plus it doesn't hide it. I just said to Sarah "If you touch Guy I'm gonna jack you up". And she goes "Guy's not my type, and you're like 'You don't have a type'", so I go "Type B" and then she realizes that Rube has B written on his cap!! Ooh, Sarah and Ruben!! And then she says that her type is C, so I go "Calum, Callan, Callum, Clayton, Clay, Chad Michael Murrary, Chad Fitz". Ha, sucker. I'm type J, Jordan Deveaux BAYBEE!!! I hate Avril Lavigne, so much.

Back. Ryan is with D, she's gonna sing "I believe". I hate these idiot gospel freaks. Go D!! Now Fantasia - same song. Pretty cheap! Commercials.

Back. Now D and F are singing together "I knew you were waiting". Ha, Diana goes "Come on, everybody!" This is probably the last time I'm gonna hear her say that, I love it it's so cool. They're cool. Now we're going to the judges for last minute comments. Disfunctional family, eh Paula? I'm sure that's what you grew up with. Now the comments from last night. Fantasia, you sang and judges talked. Diana, you sang and judges talked. The winner is...

Fantasia Bursucko. I heart Diana Degarmo. Damn show. I'm so crying. So we're coming back next January, but I'll be here next week to recap Canadian Idol auditions.

Okay, Tuesday's show: Tasia and D!

Diana - "I believe", which is their Idol song. Oh. My. God. She is SO good! Seriously!!! I can't believe her, she's almost making me cry. ALL THE IDOLS ARE THERE!! Seriously, on one side there's Leah, Camile, George, JPL and on the other side there's Johnny and his parents, and Jen and Amy and Mattie. I haven't seen Matt yet, but Brittney's on the phone with me right now and she says he's there, so.

Tasia - "All my life". She's not bad, but this is such a stupid song. She's bouning like George Huff. Whoa, London France, Tasia! I don't think there are any words in this song, seriously, most of it is "Yeah, Yeah". Randy hated it. Oh there's Mattie! Simon said she's lucky that she's doing more than one song, because it sucked. The audience is booing, he says shut up. Commercials. Oh, that Jon Stuart "DAMN YOU CANADIAN BACON!"

Diana - "No More Tears" again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!! She's changing the words up a bit and adding bits, it's still as good as it was the first time, only better. Randy said she's singing her face off. No! I love Diana's face. Paula agrees. Simon said her dancing was hideous, and the whole stupid pageant thing, he says. I LIKE the whole stupid pageant thing, man! Commercials. Hey, it's Paul Martin! I love that guy! Jean Cretien was awesome, but so is he.

Back. Tasia - "Summertime". NOOOOO!!! This is the freaking THIRD time I've had to go through this!! New dress, still sitting on the floor, singing horribly. I'm going to KILL her if she RUINS Jenny's song ONE MORE TIME!!! Yup, typical, she sits right on the AMERICAN IDOL circle, as if to say "Yup, that's me". Ugh. Whoa Tasia, don't bend down that low when your wearing a LOW NECK DRESS!! I did NOT want to see that, I've already seen her underwear this episode, and Jasmine's yellow bra on Big Band night, this is turning into an R-rated show! Oh good, she's done. Hey, she's wearing the same silver bracelet as Jazzy, what a copy! Randy and Paula say she's great. Paula says she'll never bore an audience. Sure, she's not boring, but she sure as hell can piss me off! Simon said she's the best contestant in any World show. Nu-uh, Guy and Cossie were better!! Commercials. My mama's still up stairs washing the dishes. Oh well, she didn't miss much, it sounded just as bad as the first time she did it, and the second.

Diana - "Don't cry out loud", again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Oooh, she's kind of messing up. YAY!! Now people are going to vote for her!! Randy says: Allright so, let's critique the song. You started weak at the beginning, you fell apart at the middle, you were pitchy, I'm a loser. Paula says: I'm a loser too, oh well, you're still wonderful. Simon said that Fantasia scared her and she lost her chance. Commercials.

Tasia - "I believe". Um, what is she wearing, seriously? A green dress with straps that look like they've been twisted around by John Stevens and it was five minutes before show time so she didn't have time to un-twist them. Or something...like that. She's good, but not as good as D. I'm sure this is different for Tasia, you know, singing with a bunch of gospel dudes...not! Whoa, calm down!! With that dress on you girl, it's not only YOU who is bouncing. You get it? She's crying!! Awww, Mattie is standing up and whistling! And Amy is crying. All the judges say it was superb. Yes it was, but D's was superburer-ish. What? I don't know.

Beh!! Paul Anka is singing "My way"! He was here last year. This year he's singing about Di and Tasia, last year it was about Clay and Rube. Aha, they're showing auditions. Aww, Army Girl and ScooterGirl and stupid scat girl that I hate so much. Haha, he's rhyming something with JPL and William Hung and JPL. Haha, Ryan is surfing. This is so messed up. Beh!!

Recap!! Go D!! I gotta go vote for her and so do you!!

1-866-IDOLS-01, 3, or 5 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-436-5701. If you want to vote for Tasia, go ahead, but I'll kill you all if she wins. D, out!!! Hopefully not!!

Results show:

GUY WAS THERE!!! He sang "Angels brought me here". He brought me to tears, seriously, he was so amazing. And I NEVER cry when someone's really really good, but he seriously made me start crying, I'm glad no one was here to see. Tamyra Boring was there too, singing twice, the first song was played with auditions clips showing behind her, they showed Mattie and Johnny like 6 times and ScooterGirl and George and Amy, so that was cool.

And then Tamyra loser sang AGAIN, the same BORING song "Raindrops will fall", that she did before, but I was glad because my tape stopped recording so I had to run and get a new one and she took so long with her boring and slow singing that I got it in time. Apparently she co-wrote the winner's song. That's gotta be boring, then!

So, the final two are...Diana and...Tasia. Yeah, that's right, Jas got eliminated. But it's okay, she'll do fine. I'm kinda sad and crying right now, but at least I got what I wanted, which was D in the finale, even though I know she's not gonna win, it's gonna be Tasia, but whatever.

It was funny though, because they all starting pushing each other around and Jazzy was getting mad at Fantasia she was like "You SAID you weren't gonna cry!" and then Jas got to flip a coin to see who went first in the finale, and Tasia picked Heads, so D picked tails, and it was heads, so Ryan asked Fantasia "Do you want to go first, or second, in the finale" and she was like "Second..." and then Di got SO mad at her she was like "NO!! Meanie!!" and then they all started hugging each other and pushing each other around again, I think they'll all best friends, kind of like Clay and Rube and K-Lo last year. Jasmine Trias, out. In more ways than one. I'm gonna head over to Idolforums to see how the Jazzy fans are doing, they've gotta be really upset, I gotta make them feel better, see ya.

Okay, so I'm sorry I didn't recap the show last night, but I was out, so I only saw the first 3, but I recorded it so I'll tell you now because I'm watching it:

Jasmine Trias - "Saving all my love for you". Her pick. It was awesome, and she had her hair done like Diana Degarmo on Motown Night, which is how I had mine yesterday. The judges all said she wasn't as good as Whitney Houston, and Clive Davis said that no one is as good as Whitney. Shut up, Clive Davis. Whitney's good, but I've heard better.

Fantasia - "Chain of fools". Her pick. It was good, but it sounded exactly like how she sang it on her CD. So, so far her and Amy are the only ones that sang their CD song on the show.

Diana Degarmo - "Ain't no mountian high enough". Her pick. I hate that song, but I think she did good with it. She got bangs, she kinda looks too young, but good. Judges didn't like it much. Well, Paulka did, but she's so stupid she likes everything.

Jasmine Trias - "Mr. Melody", Paulker's pick for her. She's doing great. I bet Paula picked it for her because she thought she'd mess it up. Well, in yo FACE, PAULKER!! Whoa jeez, she messed up the end. Judges liked it. Simon says "So what?". So, she's awesome, freaktard.

Fantasia - "Fool in love", Simon's pick. Whoa! This is Diana's top 100 song!! Now I know what it is!! She's doing okay, D was better though. Randy says she's like Mary J. Blige "Mad dope". What the HECK does that mean? She's BETTER than loser Mary J. Blige! I have no idea what Clive is saying. Something about Fantasia having cancer, I don't know. Simon is using reverse phsycology on the audience, he says "That was the worst thing I've ever heard in my life". He says he didn't mean it, he just wants people to vote for her. Right.

Diana - "Because you loved me", Rarndy's pick. I LOVE THIS SONG!! Oh my god, seriously? Whoa. This is Suzy Vulaca's audition song. Suzy sucks. Di can't hit that high note. WHOA, yes she can!! Oh my god, she is SO GOOD!!! GO RARNDY!! Awww, I love her mom, she's so cute. Rarndy says it was just aiight. WHAT?! That was the equivelant to Jen's "Weekend in New England". Pauloser says that she wished she could have made it different. Shut up, freak. No idea what Davis is saying, don't care either. Simon says 7/10. Di says "I'll take that", so he goes "That's a compliment". No it's NOT you freak, that's not even a B, that's a C+, and D's performance was an A+!!

Back. Oh sweet, Ryan Malcolm's in the audience, and he's got his skunk-boy hair style, sweet! Jazzy "All by myself", Clive Loser's pick. Whoa, she's doing exactly what LaLoser did and MORE!! IN YOUR FACE, LATOYA!! Randy says it was great, but he felt no emotion. Shut up, I don't care, you're an ugly idiot. Paula says it was great. Clive says something about notes. Yeah, whatever, shut up. Simon says it's Ha-wa-ee's fault Jazzy is still here, because for him, it has to end tonight. SHUT UP!! I hate you, you're an ugly idiot just like Rarndy.

Miss Barrino - "The Greatest Love Of All". Another Clive song, and another Whitney song. She's doing awesome, almost as good as Audrey de Montigny from Canadian Idol (4th place). She can't hit the high note like Audrey did, but still. Okay, she's scaring me with her scary smile. Randy says good. Clive said "Wow". Wow, I could actually understand him! Simon says "What does it say behind you?". Tasia turns around "American Idol". That's what he says about her.

Diana Degarmo - "Don't cry out loud", Clive's pick also. She's SO GOOD!! Whoa, she can hit those notes SO loud and hold them!! They all liked it, the judges I mean.

Recap, Tamyra Gray will be on the show tomorrow night. STUPID TAMYRA GRAY!! Guy was supposed to be there, so I don't know what happened with that. Results show in an hour and a half. I don't know if I have enough tape left, but I'm so not going to try taking it out to see because the VCR might turn off and not go back on again, so. I just got kicked off Die Uber Immunity Idol as Billy Klippert, damn it. I bet it was my partnering with Diana Degarmo that did it! But wait, everybody voted for us, so why were we in the bottom 2? Oh well, I'm glad she's safe, and I'm glad I'm safe as Cosima De Vito in my other game.

So I'm here by MAHSELF, my mom went to Tswwassen to see my grandparents and to take Hannah and Gavin back home, but she promised she'd call me from Sydney to tell me to phone my grandparents to tell them that she won't get the 7. I think she might though, because my brother is taking her, and he goes like double the speed limit, so they'll be going mighty fast, baybee! Yo. And she also promised she'd call me tonight so I can tell her who got voted off, even though she doesn't really care because she hates all of them. I love all of them, so I'll be sad whoever it is. Well, Di and Jas more than Tasia, but almost all the same.

Okay, so about an hour ago there was an American Idol Special show on about the top 3, Ryan interviewed the judges and contestants and then the girls sang one song each, any song from the show they wanted to:

The judges didn't say much except about how the competition was about winning and blah blah blah Matt Metzger Latoya London sucks ya'll know now.

Jazzy came up first, saying about how hard it was being 17 and having to go to school and stuff along with Diana being 16 and having to go to school and stuff. She still says "Ha-wa-ee", it's so cute. There was this one part where Ryan goes "Is this hard?" and Jas goes "It's like, hard, like really hard. It's like, harder than I thought." She says like almost as many times in a sentence as I do, that's so cool! She sang "I'll never love this way again". It wasn't as good as the first time she sang it on Barry Manilow night, but that was only because she wasn't as loud because she wanted to rest her voice, good girl.

Fantasia came next, she's so funny. Ryan asked her what she used to do back home and she goes "Eatin, watching TV, eatin, playing with Zion, and EATIN!" and then Ryan says "What's the biggest luxery that you've found here and which will be hard to let go" and she goes "FOOD!!" Because she says that back home she ate these things called "Chillits" and Ryan goes "So, you don't have chillets here?" and she goes "OH YEAH, I found some chillets HEAYAH!!" And then they were imitating Simon being like "What is a chillet? What on earth is she talking about?" in like his British accent, Fantasia does it better than Ryan but they're both hillarious. And Tasia sang "Signed Sealed Delivered" which was good, better than in the top 12 Soul Week, when I hated her.

Diana Degarmo was last, and she talked about deserts and stuff, I wasn't really listening, I was trying to find out whether I was safe in my reduxes or not (OH YEAH, BILLY KLIPPERT SAFE AGAIN, BAYBEE!!!), and she kept doing this thing where her voice went really high because she was like imitating herself saying "Oh my god, what are they going to say to me?", like about the judges, and then she was like "Oh my god, you're so cool, you're so awesome!" about what people said to her on the streets, I don't know, I didn't really get it, ya'll know now BAYBEE!!! Shut up, yo.

So then she performed "Turn the beat around". It was better than when she did it on Latin Night, but that's probably because I like her more now and because the stupid Miama Sound Machine wasn't there to drown her out like they did my Johnny-boy.

So next week is judges choice, where they each sing 3 songs, and one is picked by them, one by the judges, and one by the guest judge, Clive Davis.

Jasmine's songs are:
Her own choice - "Saving all my love for you". I have no idea what that is. Someone said something on TWOP about Alexis Lopez singing it in Season 1, which I didn't watch, but whatever.

Judges Choice - "Mr.Melody". Right, whatever THAT is. Seriously.

Clive Davis's choice - "All by myself". Stupid. Clive. Davis! That's LaLoser's song from the top 32 group 3, the one she got a standing O for from Rarndy and Paulka. Everyone's gonna compare Jas to her, even though she's so much BETTA, BAYBEE!!

Song choice spoilers, courtesy of TWOP(www.televisionwithoutpity.com)They hate Jasmine and call her Assmine, but at least they gave song spoilers, yo.

Wednesday: It started like five minutes ago, it was supposed to start at 9 but I guess they messed it up:

Nothing really's happened yet. Some phsycic freak gave them some information about themselves to help them perform. Blah blah blah, she's making up freak stuff, whatever.

Group song, yay! Here goes Diana. NO! Latoya's singing "Hot Stuff". That's COSIMA'S song, you freak, don't touch it!! Here's Jasmine! Fantasia's singing "She works hard for the money". She's good at it. Beh! Donna Summers is singing now. She's cheap. Barry Manilow's better. When is Clay coming on, seriously? Sit down Paula, you're a retard. Whoa jeez calm down, Rarndy. Now she's singing with the girls. The only judge who's not looking like a freak is Simon. But then, he never does anything to embarrass himself because he already does by saying the stuff he does. Um. Eh. Commercials. I need to go upstairs for some watermelon or a drink or something.

Back. Me and my drink. Well actually, my drink never really went anywhere, I got it from upstairs. OOH! Entertainment weekly shoot!! You guys HAVE to look at the cover, it's so hot!! Especially John!! Jasmine and Diana look really pretty. It's 80's theme, the cover. Why aren't they showing John and George? They're on it too, hello? Oooh oooh oooh, there's JOHN!! And a bit of George, but whatever. Whoa jeez, results. Where the heck is Clay?

Diana is SAFE!! She's in the final 3, whoa. OOH, after the break is Clay!! Whoa jeez, ford video much. "Free your mind"? Diana looks cool. Commercials. When the freak is my mom coming home? Oooh, "Raising Helen", I want to see that movie so bad!! Oh no, I just realized something. If Diana's safe, that means Jasmine's going home, because it was going to be one of them. Haha, global shipping. I don't get it. Shut up. Oooh Troy, I AM going to see that!! Brad Pitt's hot, so is Orlando Bloom. I'm hopefully going to see it with Sarah, but I'm not sure because she broke her ankle falling down the cracked steps that lead up to the bandroom outside at our school, so they fixed them and she's having operation.

Back. Oooh, my hottie...CLAY!! Hey, Clay was never a geek with a great voice! He's always been a hottie with a hot voice. He's singing "Fantasy" with the girls. Oh man, he's wearing glasses, I love his glasses they make him look even HOTTER!! I have to go stare up at the television now as close to Clay as I can get!! I just kissed Clay, how sweet. Haha, the girls were just backup singers to him, he owned that performance. He keeps doing this sexy head move with his head, it's hot, and his pulled off note, hot. Whoa, that was good. OH man, more results.

Fantasia. Yeah whatever, we don't care what she sang and what the judges said, I just wanna know if she's safe. Fantasia...you are in the bottom 2. OH MAN!! She has a boyfriend. Oh Tasia, I'm so sorry about saying that you were a single mother who's boyfriend had run away!! Yeah he's talking about Josh Gracin's record deal, K-Lo's record deal, Ruben's failed record that I own, blah blah blah. Now they're talking about Clay's solo tour, he's ditching Kelly and it's about time she sucks and ruined every song at their tour. Oooh, sexy smile Clay!! He is so hot, he's hotter than Jordan. Jordan's mean, he called me a 3-letter word that starts with an F and ends with a G, you get it. And has an A in the middle, NOW you SERIOUSLY get it if you didn't before!!

Commercials. So it's down to Jas and Latoya. Jassy is going to be in the bottom 4, LaLosa is going to be safe, we all know that, then Jasmine's going to go home. Last year Kimberly Locke and Josh Gracin were in the bottom 4, and he got kicked off, and we all knew that was gonna happen too. Okay, my mom's home now, good, she's missed a lot.

Back. We don't care Ryan, seriously. Yes, kids are wearing shirts that say who they voted for, I want a "I voted for John Stevens" shirt. Shoot, Donna's performing again!! Get away, bring Barry Manilow back to perform, he didn't get to sing this much! Ugh, they're really stretching this out. She's singing a song about cake being left out in the rain, how freakish. OUCH, her voice just cracked majorly and she screamed and broke her note, that was worse than anything Jasmine's ever done!! Sit down, Randy and Paula.

Finally, she's shut up. Jasmine, songs and judges comments. Latoya, songs and judges comments. America voted and...we'll find out after the break. I hate that line! So, commercials. AGAIN. I need another strawberry.

Back. America voted and...LATOYA IS IN THE BOTTOM 2!!! YES!!! Jasmine is crying and freaking out!! HAHA YES!!! Fantasia shouldn't be there, but JASSY IS SAFE!! Crowd is booing at Jasmine. SHUT UP, CROWD!!! Simon's mad. Fantasia's so much taller than Latoya. Paula says America got it wrong. Shut Paula, you let them vote, you live with the decisions. Randy says he doesn't know what America is hearing. Obviously not what you're hearing with Latoya. Latoya said she's never seen herself leaving, Fantasia said she doesn't care because she's still a winner. OH YEAH, you go TASIA!! At least she's not saying "I always thought I was going to win, I can't believe I'm so close to being kicked off!" which is what LaLoser thinks. Commercials.

Back. One diva stays, one diva goes, says Ryan. So, the loser is...LATOYA!! Oh MY GOD YES!!! I just fell of my chair and rolled around laughing and screaming. Now it's your death video because YOU SUCK!!! Paula's crying good, that's what she gets for liking a freak bad singer. Now Loser's singing "Rain on my parade". Still can't understand a word she's singing. Tasia and Jas are crying. Don't cry guys, Latoya sucks and you don't! Diana's not crying, haha. I think America just DID rain on your stupid parade, loser, sorry. Your parade lasted too long.

Clay says this is not good, she's amazing he says, he doesn't get it.