CI4 Top 22: 11 guys

That guy was gulee. Rawr Tyler Lewis.

No I dun remember how to vote man.

Judges.

Lol they're like ooooooooooooh. Like Max today lol awwwwwww Max come back.

That wasn't funny Zack.

I hate Mark Llama bring back Lou Pamata.

Ewww Greg Neufeld. Lol Chad Doucette. Wtf Sheldon Elter. RAWR TYLER LEWIS!!! Lol Chris Labelle. Keith McPherson whoever. Rob James eekina! Brandon Jones you're a loser. Nathan Brown who are you. Craig Sharpe you're a jerk. Jeremy Koz you are Constantace.

K they all hate you Jeremy sorry. What his bass player is muckwat. K Koz I'm never calling you that you're gay.

Jeremy Koz - Yah we could have better rock than you sorry. No thanks. What are you even singing seriously people say something. Wtf kinda stage is this. Something like "It's only love" or something. Yeah such rock...I dun really feel like listening to this anymore. K stfu seriously. Don't call him Koz that's gay I don't care if he likes it!! Just stop it!! Jake you called that unsubtle you're gay. And Sass said something. Farley said the judges did good work. I agree with Zack he said it was predictable. That stage sucks. Stop calling him that seriously! 1-866-9-IDOLS-01

Craig and Nathan are gay who is Nathan.

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Nathan Brown who are you even?? Please be good.

Craig Sharpe you're a jerk and you're gay shut up! Don't represent Newfoundland you're making us look bad and don't be from there either.

Craig Sharpe - DON'T sing the Rascal Flatts you suck!! And stop talking you sound gay!! Shut up. What hurts the most is hearing you sing. K don't try and hit on the girls you're gay. Get off the floor loser. You and Brandon Jones should go out. You're not welcome you suck. Sass says he is gulee. Jk. Farley said he might win. Yeah only if the world blows up and he somehow didn't die. Zack said he has a unique set of pipes. Yeah a gay set. Yeah well Newfoundland hasn't been properly represented for 3 years so that's not saying much Jake seriously. Ben stop being gay you're taken. 1-866-9-IDOLS-GAY. 02.

Nathan Brown?? - I know I agree who are you!!!! SURPRISE I'M NATHAN BROWN!! Sorry. Awwww Nathan Brown. "Change con come" Awwwww N tahn I probably would have liked you too this is just such a shitty song dun be like Manuel or like whatev his name was that gay guy from S2 I'll find out later. You lil' weirdo. Lol his gold ticket. Lol it's authentic. Yeah element of soul Farley.. Well it sucked not him but the song. K the ticket is real Zack you dun have to eat it. Okay this show is very homo tonight. What? Jake you make no sense. Yeah step out of the element Nate god. A little bit what retro well if you didn't give them such shitty songs. What Sass don't talk like that ever again. Shut up Ben! 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Brandon and Rob next who is Rob?? Oh yeah I'm dumb.

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Who is Katie? I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo confused god.

Rob James I love you.

Brandon you are gay we dun give about your braces. Shut up!! You're such a loser seriously! No like I'm sorry you are just such a loser. You should say Brandon you are a loser. "Lady" by Kenny Rogers. You are a DUMBASS. Seriously. Like you're just STUPID. Don't point at me I'll get muckwat to beat you up. If you weren't so gulee I might actually fall for it. Ahaha lol Zack dissed Casey. He doesn't have a personality Jake. Yeah well that's cuz you see gulee people Sass. What? Farley that was stupid stupid. Lol seriously stop being homos guys no I really think it's gonna get creepier Ben. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

ROB JAMES OMG - I do Rob. Please sing something good. "Let's stay together" please understand that Guy Sebastian did this song so you must play up to it. So far so good I'm gonna move closer to you. Ooooh I love you you are awesome yes finally sonmeone good. I love you but you look like a beetle. K drop the MM&J thing seriously. YAH Jake!! What?? Lol Rob. What I heard pedigree you peaced yourself. Oh go to hell Zack. Yeah there's no WOW factor on this gay show. Stfu you give them shitty songs leave him alone!! You made him sad gulee!! I say wow rawr. I can't imagine. I'll vote for him. 1-866-9-IDOLS-05. Lol he's like where are your hand.

Who is Keith??? Chris calm down you scare me.

Breal.

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Sup Keith McWhoeveryouare. We dun need your life story. Lol making out with another guy. What? You seem cool you betta be. Lol sometimes. Dun sing that song act. it's okay. "Collide" by Howie Day. I heard this song soooooooooooooooo much one time. Seriously you scare me you like wanna laugh lol. K I'm trying to sing you're messing it. Somehow find find you and I colliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddddddddddde!! K I'm done thanks Canada vote me through kkthxbye. Thanks Sass awwww. What did he even say?? Weirdo. K Zack shut up you like ruin everything. Without meekweet. K um shut up awww yeah could be you I mean me. Lol she's probably watching it and like damnnnn I lost him well he's mine now. Lol he's talking CALM DOWN CHRIS!! 1-866-9-IDOLS-06.

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Chris Labelle - Weirdo. What are you TALKING about Freak. "Walking in Memphis" eyah you're like gonna walk . Boarded plane. K. I want that wristband I almost got it one time whoa um thrust nice. Weirdo. Lol I love that shirt. What's in your pants? Omgina charisma shut p. Yeah entertaining kk. A wicket what. What. 1-866-9-IDOLS-07.

Rawr Tyler next and Sheldon whoeever.

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Sheldon who are you.

Rawr Tyler!!

Tyler Lewis - Rawr. "Here without you". Rawrrrr. Zack shut up. JAke says he brought it home. My home rawr. What Sass. Ya me too rawr. Farley says something goalie. What was that liker rawrawr. 1-866-9-IDOLS-08.

Sheldon Elter - You're soo gulee seriously. What is this freak song. Whatis going on here man. Awwwwwwwww Zack that was mean. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Chad Doucette - Lol it's his prom. "Tonight I wanna cry" by KEITH URBAN OMG. Hey you. you betta bring this or I'm not gon like you anymore. Hey Keith Happy Wedding. You look like someone. No someone else. Thanks for the speech sass. k. Farley says something aura. Zack something Miss Teen Canada Paegent. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

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Greg Neufeld - "You and I both" k I didn't like it the first time you did this dun do it again. Yeah it dun go like that. Farley you dun even know this song. K what summer boy a monster. Um no. What all I heard was Greg Neufeld. 1-866-9-IDOLS-11.

Recap!!

CI4 Auditions Round 2: Montreal

That person sucks no sunshine there. Um calm down Andrew.

Anna-belle Oliva. Awww your lil' bro.

Lol.

That dang lol. Lol a broken glass.

sup George. WHOA CALM DOWN JAKE SERIOUSLY!!

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Anna Meer k I love you. Lol she says it like a million times and then she sits there lol Ben falls asleep.

Amy Torok weirdo.

Alissa White-Gluz. Omg you are my best friend awww that's mean they're gonna say no. What is a call-in. YES THEY SAID YES!!!!

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Regina.

YES CECIL ARMISTEAD I LOVE YOU JOHNNY ROCKSTAR!!

Dusty Hunter. That's a stupid name. But you are in.

Matt Davis. Lol a good BM.

Lol the wheels on the bus.

Samra Yung lol.

Lol give me the damn ticket.

Rawr Tyler Lewis. And hes' in.

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YES ST.JOHN'S!!!

Ewwww Rex sucky.

They better. No I'm Rebecca G stop all having my name now.

Brandon. If you weren't so uglee mb. I'd really preciate it if you didn't sing this kthxbye.

Holly Nselson I think you're stoned. Craig. What is northren.

Lol BSB in french.

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Toronto.

That was so mean to him lol!!! Ahha he like goes flying. Lol and then gives oreos. And then skipping AHAHAHAHA Lol throwing letters. Lol Zack threw a garbage can at his head.

Who is Jordan Robataille. Wierdo. Um what a loser. Whoa calm down Jake like swears so much and breaks a cup and swears and throws a chair an is pissed off n Farley is like wanna go n then Jake walks away n the backstage guy is like oh god.

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Johnny Nite. Did you get through someone phoned danm.

Whoever you are. Lol touch his lip. That just doesn't fit.

Yeah dun play this thanks.

Lol they always sing.

Next Monday is Ottawa Winnipeg and Halifax.

CI4 Auditions Round 1: Vancouver

Aaron Hernadez. Oh this guy he like wrote a song about CI lol nice song n vid. Whoa it's like Rex Goudie. N Mel.

A thing on Melissa. Wow Jacob loser. Theresa. Rawr Kalan. N someone who oh yeah REx crap.

N the judges omg.

Lol begging. Lol F is Foshizzle I love that guy. Lol who throughs a garbage can. Lol that peeps hair.

Hell ya Vancouver.

Lol Innocent what a dumb name. They're just like looking at him lol he broke the wall. Oh I didn't know what he was singing till then.

Liz what are you doing like feeling yourself. Lol can you do Cher and they're gonna die. Lol Shakira she's gonna DIE.

Ewwwwwwwww Chelsea Johnson. Lol what is going on here. Lol they're dying.

Josh Clements. What are you doing like sliding along. Lol his gf comes. Lol and he comes back and like is I'm so better than you Farley.

Greg. Please do not sing this song it is my fave and it does not go like that. But you are okay. And through.

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Callie Chevalier. Lol the dances. Lol she doesn't make it.

What is this dang. N she makes it.

Lol Giovanni brings the whole family. Zack says yes and JAke says yes and Sass says no ohhhhhh it's down to Farley oh it's a yes.

And now they are off to Yellowknife.

What is wrong with these peeps. Lol Tawm Foliot I love that guy. Lol those like twins. What. Noel Taylor rawr be hot. Omg it's like Eve 6 and he's through rawr be hot.

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And now in Kitchener, Waterloo

K that person's like my favourite.

And you suck .Yes just understand ig you suck.

What is with the no-hats rule god. Lol you didn't make it.

Some person.

Erin Tippin. Lol.

Some person. N Zach is so pissed lol. Lol he starts sweeping.

What learn Japanese.Lol I don't even learn here I love that.

Who is that guy. Jay Cooper lol. N he made it.

Ashley Coulter dun steal that name. N she made it.

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Katie Durst. N she made it eh okay.

Lol Thor Bonfig.


Fatty.

Alisa Nauth.

Some person.

Ugh Elena crap.

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In Edmonton AB.

Lol a nerd.

Sup Billy Coo. Awwww he was okay.

What was that like Monkey.

Lips. Or something. And he is through. Lol Nevada.

Next Monday. Jake has a fit whoa calm down.

AI5 FINALE:

OMG IT STARTED DANM I WAS STILL PLAYING MASH SWEET BEST EVER.

CARRIE!! I love you!! N Taylor!! Kat. Sweet they're all coming out!! Rawr Ace.

Omg my eggs.

Judges. Lol Paula's so emotional. Lol Simon that's the best song to use for him.

Omg Alabama. Sweet it's the O'Donahue twins.

Tamyra suck.

Paris. With Al Jarreau.
rebecca is a loser! omg i bumped into someone sexy in the hallway. more like humped into.

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Chris Daughtry with Live.

5th 4th oh my shit god I think I know who's coming next.

OMG PLEASE PLEASE NOW COME N GODDO.

WHAT THE HELL THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR.

What is puck n pickler.

Lol escargot n she doesn't want to. Lol she's gonna die. Albemarle GOD.

Oh god crap. Katherine and Meatcrap. K he's retarded. Ths is Celine Dion and this sucks god.

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Lol Golden Idols.

Outstanding female vocals.

Cierra Johnson.

Crystal Parizanski lol I love her.

Princess Brewer.

N she wins.

Outstanding male vocal:

Marlos Davis.

Derek Dugree or something.

DAVE HOOVER!!! I love you!!

OMG YES I LOVE HIM N HE WON.

OMG HE'S THERE YES HE LIKE FELL OVER!!!! Lol sdhe puts it on the floor.

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BAck with Puck and Pickler.

Ewwwwwwwwwww it's moving sick and it's like alive with it's beak shut.

What's happening.

Rawr hot omg dying.

Lol Kevin.

Awww Bucky.

Shit tape!!

Elliott omg I love you.

Oh it's the man. Of soul ahhaha harmonica.

Omg Bucky. Christopher.

Rawr Ace Rawr.

N Elliott n Kev.

Christopher.

Accee omg.

Whoa Kevin.

The dad.

Awww hickey. OMG I LOVE YOU.

Awrar Ace.

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Sweet last ford video.

Finest family moment award:

AWWWWW ELLIOTT'S MOM.

N Chri's crazy wife.

N winner is........Elliott's om awwwww clauddette I love you.

OGMOGMGOM ELLIOTT IS HERE ELLIOTT YAMIN!!!!! WITH MARY J!!

OMGOGMOGM CARRIE IS BACK YES!!!! sweet love this song.

Lol Jackson award.

Rhonetta lol. Lol that was the best.

Who. OMG TAYLOR HICKS. OMG IN THE GHETTO WITH TONI BRAXTON.

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Wow girl power songs.

Best impersonation:

Lol the Cher guy.

The MJ guy.

Lol Clay Aiken guy RUN.

N the Clay guy won.

OMFG WHAT IS THIS LIKE CLAY AIKEN WTF OMG GOD HIS HAIR WHO IS THAT OMG THE GUY DIED OMG F GOD CRAP CLAY AIKEN OMG I'M GONNA DIE. AWWW CLAY IKEN I MISSED HIM SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN SPELL HIS NAME.

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Burt Bacharach lol n the finalists.

Taylor. KR

OMG ACE CRAP I'M DYING OMG HOT SEXY GUY EVER. go away kat not you. ummm melissa k then. kellie n hickey mandeesa lisa sucker elliott OMG OMG OMG Kevin chris ace paris omg dionne warrick omg. i love this song chanel cole omg best ever. omg group medley

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bakc.

OMG CHRACE I LOVE YOU!!!

Ryan and Taylor.

BROKE NOTE COWBOYS!!

That's crappy it should've been crace.

You will live in House.You will drive a rainbow stick.You will marry dan and have 4 kids.You will be a shit shoveller in hell.

lol omg i'm gonna die

ewww i have popcorn mouth

awwwww it's over

OH WAIT IT'S NOT IT's PRINCE.

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Um dun take this from CI1 peole.

Omg it's trutht ime I'm freaking otu.

Whatl ike some vote guy who he has the card.

AI% winner is ogmogmgomgomgogmgomgogmogmgog ogmgomg TAYLOR HICKS!!!!

SOUL PATROL!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG YES!!!!!

Ahahah spoiled brat ahahaha.


ohhhp oor baby's gonna go straight to hell unfortunately


awwww he's singing do i make you proud yup danm rpoud. proud fuck.

SOUL PATROL

awww n they all coem best friend get in there

awww last ever

AI5 Top 2: Performance Finale

Wow Kodak BM.

Wow I'm actually kinda sad cuz this is the first year that I don't really give a crap and am not like OMGOMGOMGOMG for someone in the top 2. Like I can do that for Taylor but it's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally forced.

Lol that was great he owns a jacket.

Oh that's crappy a journey thingy wow not bad day for once. I remember that. And that!! SOUL PATROL. Wow McPheever whatever. Got the McPheever take Taylornol BURN! TAYLOR!!!

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Chris!!

Wow the McB family lame god you mean bitch.

Oh you stupid lamo.

Katherine "Black horse and the cherry tree". Sweetie KT doesn't want you singing her song she doesn't like you. Oh I bet it's about you like those rumours ahahaha *whistle*. N judges say somet some stuff wow i'm really not paying attention I can't even type slutttttttttttttttttttttttt sorry.

Taylor - "Living for the city". SOUL PATROL. Don't ever wear that thanks. Lol it's like alalala. Please grab his foot. Um no not really RAndy.What. I hated YOU loser.

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Loser McFake - "Somewhere over the rainbow". Yeah learn to sing. Ummmmmmm k then. Ryan you are not funny.

Breka.

Dad Hicks - "Levon". And he doe some stuff woa calm down. When do YOU make sense GOD. And they all say some stuff wow random peeps hey you are not random. Aww bucky.

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McB's single - "My Destiny." god it's like all about. Dun be so fake you are not that happy. N judges say some stuff. Don't EVER call her that god stupid notepad I can't even read that god.

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Dad Hicks ahaha Brad Hicks what was like like anananana.

Whatever he's singing GOD MR.PLANT STOP SIGNIGN ON MSN JUST BE ON OR DON'T.

Do I make you proud or something.

OMG EELLLIOTT EEK OMG I LOVE YOU!!! Wow that like broke everything lol.

Judges love Soul Patrol. Yes you do Taylor. Yes you do TAylor.

Recap god vote soul patrol

can y oyu pleae stop freezing god.

k this is done SOUL PATROL

be

no no wait daniel powter is there



omg david r n chris lol that god i hate you whoever you are OMG CRAZY DAVE that person. Kellie I love you and Kevin ewwwwww. OMG ELLIOTT!! omg kev!! BUcky awww RAWR ACE!!! kellioe ewwww Chris OMG ELLIOTT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!

AI5 Top 3 Results:

My baby Elliott.

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What the HELL is this!! Like old people ford commercial!! Oh oh oh burn on Simon. Learn to shave Ryan.

Oh I knew this they had photoshoots with them. Sweet please show hot ice man guy lol Elliott is like yeah.

Hey Taylor went home. What is he even doing. What is this ilke band. Oh god like 5 year olds. A key. Taylor Hicks day.

And now he is singing Taking It To The Streets. Where is he even.

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Katherine goes home. The Kevin O Bean show. N she sings.

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Elliott goes home sweet. Are you deaf. A million people lol a pharmacy. Omg fave song. Ahahaha a vote like Yamin it sign. K who cries like every day. Learn to have a dad. Omg now sing the best song ever. Moody's Mood for Muck. Lol like break the spakers.

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Omg a CD. Why are we doing this. Oh yeah right. Blargh Clive Ugly. Stop talking. I love that song. Stop talking now!! Oh yeah waste a whole segment on that.

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Ooooh close votes.

Oh shit crap it's McHicks suck finale.

Cry.

AI5 Top 4 Results:

Hey sweetie you're wearing pink.

Recap of last night.

God it's cold.

Hey baby I love you!! Danm right he does.

Whoa what's going on there.

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Ford video!! Ummmm right like a parrot and a muppet.

A tour of Graceland. Wow like a trillion records.

Omgina a grave.

Now Lisa Marie. Um Chris get off the car. Lol Elliott is all alone.

Omg group song.

Rawr Elliott I love you Teddy Bear!! And other song ahahah go Kat go I get it. Taylor I dun need see your ass. Awwww Christopher. Rawr Elliott. Whoa what are they doing.

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Hey it's Rebecca Romane and her fiance Jerry O'Donnell omg. N she loves them all but she wants Taylor to sing again. So he...does? Right.

Omg they all join him on center stage. Yeah not funny.

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Omg results.

Better be the top.

Come on Ryan.

YES ELLIOT IS SAFE THANK GOD OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG YES I THINK I BROKE THE WINDOW WITH THAT SCREAM!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTOPHER!!! My Chris!! My eekina guy!!

Ohhhh Chris. The stuido like blew up.

N journey. What is this crappy bad day.

He's sad.

N he sings. Awww poor baby I'm like crying I'm gonna miss him.

AI5 Top 4: Elvis

Omg they go to Graceland. I want to hug Elliott too.

Um Elliott duh.

The dad.

Taylor Hicks - "Jailhouse Rock". Oh this is gonna be cool. K whatever the guitar player is doing up there. Who sang this ugh. Judges say stuff dun be mean Simon. 01 or 5.

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Christopher.

Lol Chris' crew how do you even know that.

Chris Daughtry - "Suspicious minds". Yes I knew it it was Lee. I can't even see. OH am I supposed to be listening to this sorry. Randy says not best. Paula makes no sense. See you in a bottle. Simon said something. 1-866-IDOLS-02 or 06.

Elliott Yamin - "If I can dream". Oooooh I love you. I love you. So does Randy. And Paula. And Simon. YES. 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 7.

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Katherine McPhee - "Hound dog". Yup just like the scar thing. Ahahah you messed up. NIKKO I LOVE YOU!! Randy and Paula say stuff. Simon says it sucked. 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 08.

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Don't wear that. Don't wear that ever again please thank you.

Taylor - "In the ghetto". Lol his face ahahaha. Randy says it was hot. Lol that audience guy! Paula says stuff. Oh Simon says. 01 or 5.

Chris - "A little less conversation" cuz that sounded good. Ummm...yeah. Just stop it doesn't work. Judges say stuff and Simon says first song better. Whoa I ate too much. 02 or 6.

Break. OMG I JUST GOT THE VOTE LIKE YAMIN IT THING AHAHAH I'M SO STUPID GOD AHAHAHAHA.

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Elliott Yamin - "Trouble". Aahahahah if I had water he like talked it. o i mess around wit elliott me too. god ugly mom. randy says best ever. so does paula. simon says he deserves to go through. Lol a dollar. 03 or 7.

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Katherine - "Can't help falling in love". Yup. 01 or something.

Recap.

AI5 Top 5 Results: Omgina my Elliotina better be safina or I'll cryina.

Yeah he even says nice.

Omgina group song really???

Singing "Together we are one"!!

Sup Chris. Dad. Kat. Stop drowning everyone out!! That's not what I said. That's not either. Rawr that is. Omg Elliott is so good I could die. Ahahahah ng people out what am I even typing on MSN ahahaha who are those people.

Break. Would you mind not using the hair dryer. Do you mind.

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Ford commercial. Um what was that. Lol Elliot. That wasn't funny Taylor.

YOU were more like a 6 Randy.

Recap of last night.

Paris. Chris omg 2nd song awesome shut up it was!! Ahahaha the dad's face k weirdo like fall over. Weirdo you're weird on the floor. Yeah you did say that. RAWR ELLIOTT I LOVE YOU!!

Who's it gonna be omg who knows.

Break. Well I haven't watched that in like a year how would I even remember. Rawr Jensen Ackles.

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Omg Elvis.

Starting with Dad. The dad is safe! So is Chris. Paris is bottom 2. And she sings god don't waste my time. Rawr Jensen Ackles.

Break. Rawr Jensen Ackles. Oh I know that guy. They better have uploaded My Family.

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Omgina.

Elliott and Katherine.

Katherine is safe jesus god I'll cry.

ELLIOTT IS SINGING OMG. THAT WAS AWESOME.

OH JEEZ WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

OH THANK GOD OH GOD OH GOD ELLIOTT YES!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA CRY OMG MY ELLIOTT IS SAFE YES YES YES YES!!!!

Paris montage.

Our Lady Peace: Paranoid Times Tour

Save On Foods Arena, Victoria, BC

April 26th, 2006

Oh my god. That was the best ever I like had so much fun I died and they were SO good.

Me and Sarah got there at like 7 and then it tooks us forever to find our seats lol everyone was looking at us and then they put the lights down so we could not see!

The opening bands were Pedestrian, Jets Overhead, and Never Ending White Lights. We went to merch right after getting our seats and that took like a day cuz the stupid woman wouldn't give Sarah her change so we didn't get to see Pedestrian but we have no idea who that is anyway so whatever. We got back in for most of Jets Overhead, and they were good, they have this song called Seems So Far that made me like die.

OMG THEN NEVER ENDING WHITE B CAME OUT!! I LOVE THAT GUY!! TOM ROW!! OR TAL POD!!! And they played some songs from their album I like died that was when I first started headbanging and then they started to sing The Grace which is like my favourite song and everyone like blew up and I was screaming so much and Sarah was like um calm down. AND THEN RAIN MADA CAME AND DID A SONG WITH THEM AND THEN WE WERE NOT SURE IF IT WAS HIM I THINK I KNEW AND SARAH THOUGHT SHE KNEW BUT WE DIDN'T WANT TO SAY IN CASE WE WERE WRONG BUT THEN HE SANG AND WE WERE LIKE OH GOD THAT'S HIM!! Yeah I'll calm down now.

And then there was like 30 mins before OLP came on. And then my lip was up on the pole and people were like um move.

AND THEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AGAIN AND LIKE THE ROOF CAME OFF BECAUSE OLP CAME OUT!! And then for the first song we weren't standing up yet and I was like GOD Sarah stand up and then we did and then I started like moshing and head banging and everyone around me was like wtf. And then when one of their old songs came on I was screaming I FREAKING LOVE THIS SONG OMGOMGOGM SCREAM SCREAM!! It was so great. And then we sang. And I sang very loudly indeed and like jumped off the railing.

I am bored. What time is it. Oh there is a clock on the computer thanks Mayuko I'm stupid. Wow I really am bored. Well planning sucks seriously it's so boring and we have to do this health thing wow that email to Pat was like a day long. Mayuko is curling her eyelashes. I've done that and then I like forgot to give it back and she was like yo give it back bitch. 6 mins left omgina OLP in 6 hours and 43 mins omgina. Danm tights get caught on the keyboard these are new if they rip then I'll be like shit and cry. Now she is applying mascara. At least I think that's what that is. This is a really short skirt ahahah but it's not a skirt and people will think it is and be like slut but it's actually shorts. What is that. Oh it's mascara it's like white why is it white I don't know. Come on be lunch I want to drink the coke I just bought and get Patricio to read the rest of the emai. Hey guys Jonathan got Gmail and he sent a letter to all his peeps to let them know lol it's like I add all his friends I am the only girl. Don't pretend to do work Mayuko. What are you oh wait you are writing your name. And now back to the makeup. More mascara. Who applies it like that. 3 mins. Looks better than mine anyways what was left of mine got washed off in band today lol those peeps made me cry. K I think I'll go pack up now Mayuko do you have a message for the world. Mayuko reminds me of blueberry pancakes. Yup and she agrees. Don't even ask. K packing up now. At least the letters are big not like on SOME computers like that one recap one time god did that ever even post I don't think so.

Gilmore Girls: Season 3, Episode 2: Haunted Leg

Recap of Thursdays episode, "Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer". That's like my fave episode why did I miss that.

Lol they're like all sitting in silence. And Rory's trying to make conversation. Lol a mouse. And they are fighting. Brazed lambshake. Lol he looks like a sprinkler system. Lol she's so mean to her.

Break. This is gonna be so weird you can't recap this.

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Lol my leg is haunted. You know how you get a healthy immune system. Is it by eating nothing but crap all day and blowing out your brain cells with coffee. Ewww they made out so much I'm confused when did he meet her. Lol and Dean comes in and he already ate:O.

There is a mouse in the Inn. Lol make cat sounds. Kirk has arrived with Sookie's wedding photos and he wishes to meet with Lorelai. Ahahahaah yes I love this part he asks Lorelai out omg that's awesome. Lol outside of a really filthy magazine ew.

Lol Rory wakes up and Lorelai is just sitting there. It is Rory's last first day of high school lol. She is telling Rory how Kirk asked her out lol and Rory's like awwwwwwww do it. Lol that was great "I don't play soccer" "You do know!" and now she laughs at her. They're talking about Rory's swearing-in ceremony and Chilton which Lorelai is very upset to hear her mother is coming to.

She gets there at 3:01 and is very mad because she thinks she's late but Rory lied cuz it actually starts at 3:15 lol but it was funny cuz she got mad. Lol she tries to not save the seat.

Hey it's Headmaster Charlston who is the guy from DH. And Rory makes her speech. And Paris goes on and on and on and they're all like shut up lol. And Rory comes out after and then Emily asks Lorelai to have lunch with her at Luke's lol and Lor's like um sureeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Break. God why can't I find some scissors to open this freezie.

Back.

Paris is telling them how they must be a better student government than last year's and how the library sucks. Oh I hate that girl who is she even. Francine. Lol she wants to raise hemlines and Paris is like yeah big issue. Lol she's like sure.

No Vegetarians allowed. And Sookie is making pasta. And Lorelai has 3 main rules in the Gilmore survival guide:

1: No running with scissors
2: No Paige boy haircuts
3: No lunch arrangements with the mother

And Francine pulls Rory into the bathroom to complain about Paris and how she's gonna go against her. Lol thanks for the visual. Ooooooh The Puffs now I understand. And Francine says Rory has to get Paris to do what she wants otherwise she'll make her so infectious she'll make Jimmy Carter look like Martin Sheen. And she's gonna tell Paris that Rory came to her for help. What a byotch.

Break.

Back.

Lorelai goes to Luke's to meet Emily. Lol Kirk told Luke that he asked hero ut and Luke like told him her life story. Lol and Lorelai throws a fork at him and Emily walks in and is like what are you doing. And Emily is like inspecting the menu. And Luke comes by and they order and he bugs her about Kirk and she says make sure you check that frying oil with your face and Emily's like um. Emily phoned Christopher and is now saying all this stuff to Lor about how he doesn't love his gf who is pregnant and Lor like flips and leaves.

And back at school Rory is having another Student Government meeting. And Francine is going on about her hemlines and like glares at Rory. And Rory is convincing her to pass the hemline thing. Lol nice choice of words Paris.

And back at home Rory and Lorelai are getting ready for Friday Night Dinner and Lor is getting so mad about it. And Kirk phones and gets confused by the answering machine lol that's great. And Lor gets very mad cuz Rory won't switch bodies with her. Lol! Kirk phones again and his mom comes on the machine and they like run out the door.

Break. Wow TV is loud much.

Back.

And they are at the grandparents' house for dinner. And are having drinks and the maid is stupid and makes dinner early. Ooooh and Christopher comes and now they are yelling because she won't talk to him. Oooooh and Rory comes out and yells at him for promising her. And runs upstairs. And then Lorelai like screams and cries. And Emily kicks him out. And then Lor comes outside and tells him to give it time.

And now they are walking home. Lol a vomitorium. And Kirk comes and calls her over lol she's like ummmmmm hi. Ewww friend. Lol. Awwwwww she says no and he's all sad. Lol he's gonna cry.

And Rory's in the market and she meets Jess and is talking about his new gf Shane. And she's pretending she doesn't care but he knows she does. And he's being all mad cuz she never called him after they kissed. And about how she's still with Dean so she shouldn't be mad and then she storms out.

The end.

Wow. I don't know how that went I'll re-read it later cuz I gotta go back up to the school.

AI5 Top 8 Results: Queen performs omgina wow lame

Lol Simon.

Recapina. My Elliot. Lol Ace. N Chris. Kellie. God dad.

Omg group song make it bigger. N recap K yeah what is this. David noooooooooo n Will. Rawr Ace. Who now. Crazy Dave!!! Dad. Whoever. Kellie. Someone n that job peep. N rooms god Britnum. Haha Ronnie n more uglies. Kevin nooo. Garet. Bff's. Ew scary bunny yeah if Taylor did that to me I'd be like. Elliot. Dun be mean. Rawr Will Makar is there.

Break.

Back.

Ford video sweet.

What is this like golf. Lol Ace pink shirt. Oh I get it ahahaha shot k not funny. N they're like sweet car. Lol Bucky. N they all hit him. Aahahaha first time. K dun wear that Ace god. If it was tight maybe. Awwwwwwwwww Elliot basketball. N they all miss food. N Ace's bro. Lol who even knows what Bucky says lol yeah I miss that too. What Katherine. Oh Chris's wife wow.

Whoa Katherine in 20 years. Ace's parents ahahaha. Elliot's mom. Taylor still has a mom ahahaha. Whoa Paris like now that is not a mom. Bucky's mom ahahahaa. Chris's lol they probably dun like him. Kellie's grandpa called it. Oh well Elliot n mom are bff.

Break.

Back.

Omg next week Rod Stewart n preview clips. Can't wait till he's there he's like my fave.

Results omgina.

The Taylor Hicks band. N Taylor's safe. N Katherine's dad. N she's safe. N Chris's bro. N he is safe too omgina.

Break. God itchiness.

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Kellie. Lol her grandpa. N her bro lol. Kellie never do that again. N she's safe. Lol he throws the snot rag @ Elliot. Elliot was allergic to everything. N they are bff. Omg my Elliot is in the bottom 3. N he sings just because. N he raps!! Oh wait not lol I like blared Elliot.

Break. Is he fat or no.

Back.

Elliot get off the couch. Ace's bro's Duff and Mark whoa stop laughing. Why are you crying what's your problem. Ace is bottom 3 omgina. Ace sings rawr.

Break.

Back.

Shut up Ryan.

Bucky like hicktown. Lol I have no idea what you said. Paris. She would be really annoying w/ those peeps yeah that's a mom not that like twin I thought her gma was Ann Nesby. Bucky. Paris. Why did it like brighten. N Bucky is bottom 3. God like worst bottom 3 ever.

Bucky sings.

God either way it'll be David Radford all over again.

Leaving us tonight is Bucky. Awww my bff.

Kk I hate bad day.

AI5 Top 9 Results:

K stupid amazing b be over.

Finally.

That wasn't even funny Ryan seriously.

K what are you peeps doing with the lights.

Sup guys. Everyone loves Ace.

Judges. At least Randy is not ugly tongiht.

Recap of last night n then working with Kenny. Eekina Bucky. Hey shut up Chris was awesome. Rawr Ace. Yeah well they are bff what do you expect. Dun be mean to Elliot. Who DIDN'T I love. Who IS going home. Shut up.

Wow Kenny Rogers amazing please sing Lady. Ahahahah he's like Taylor's brother. K dun even be mean like that. Lol Simon. N he's singing from his new album Water Under Bridges singing "I can't unlove you". That's good to know. Um this is quite lame. N they all hug him. I wanna too.

Break.

Back.

Sweet Ford video. Beh. That was mean Ryan.

Next week is queen guys. Rawr Ace lol these guys.

Noooo not groups!!

Taylor is in group A. Mandisa is in group B. Rawr Elliot. Is in group B awwww him n Mandisa. Paris is also in group B wow a group. Ace is in group C. Kellie is in group A she's like I dun wanna be with that dad lol. Chris is with Kellie n Taylor group A. Katherine and Bucky are with Ace. Group A is safe so Taylor Kellie n Chris. Oooooh suspense.

Break.

Back.

Ace...Katherine...Bucky...

Mandisa..Elliott...Paris...

Bucky Katherine n Ace are safe eekina.

Omgina my Elliott.

Break.

Back.

Omgina.

Paris is safe.

Omgina my Elliot betta be too.

Mandisa is out omgina Elliot thank godina.

GOD STUPID BAD DAY.

YES DAWG JAW I GOT SARAH WITH THAT.

Now, Mandisa.

AI5 top 9: Country

Taylor Hicks - "Take me home". Yeah only saw the last 10 seconds. How could we miss a dad. N the judges didn't like it very much. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Yeah that's getting old. 01.

Mandisa - "Every man of mine". She doesn't look THAT bad. Well maybe that's cuz I'm used to her wearing tank tops and I don't dislike her to call her fat even though she is. Randy that vest is ugly sorry. Randy said it didn't really connect but the end was good. Paula said she can sing anything. Simon said he thought the song was horrbile. Lol Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Elliot Yamin - "If tomorrow never comes". Oh I love Elliot he is so awesome stupid tape dun rewind fine do it but shut up I'm trying to listen to Elliot. OH the ending was awesome. Randy said it was good. Paula said he was fantastica. Minus the a. Simon said he was nervous n Elliot was like yeah. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break. Finally it stopped hmmmm I wonder what I' mrecording over I really need a new tape yo.

Back.

Paris Bennett - "How do I live without you". What are you even wearing. She even looks like her too ew. Randy says tough song front part not good middle okay just aiight. Paula says something. Simon disagrees. Reminded him of early Dionne Warrick. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Ace Young - "Tonight I wanna cry". Love this song. Rawr. Best ever. Randy is stupid. N Paula is not. N Simon says right song. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

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Kellie Pickler - "One chance fancy". That shirt is not slutty. N Randy n Paula like it. N Simon hates the song but he says performance was very good. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break.

Back.

Chris Daughtry - "Making memories of us" by Keither Urban dun copy your bff. Randy said good to change it up n so does Paula. Simon said it was boring n stuff no it was not you dumb. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Katherine McPhee - "You're bringing out the Elvis in me". Randy said it was very nice. Paula loved it. Simon said it was weird. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Bucky Covington - "The best I ever had" by Gary Alan. Yo Bucky man I love you. All the judges said it was tight. 1-866-IDOLS-08 vote for Bucky guys.

Recap guys.

AI5 Top 10 Results:

K what's happening where did they go like Shark Tale type movie. Ace Young is the hottest person in the whole world. Oh wait that's Ice Age.

Break.

Back.

Sweet Ford video. Ace Young is soooooooo hot.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Shakira omg.

Dude Wyclef is on Paula's chair. N in Simon's face lol he's probably like get away.

Recap of last night.

Mandisa Chris Kelly Taylor Paris and they are safe.

Oooooh top row it's on. Omg Ace is up there.

Break. Worst break ever!

Back.

Elliot. You dun need to plug your ears you're already deaf. That was uncalled for Rebecca. You're safe eekina. Lisa is in the bottom 3 again yeah well no duh. So is Ace omg crapsticks. Katherine n Bucky omg it's on. Omg Katherine is in omg shocker.

Break.

Back.

Ace is back rawr.

N Lisa is out.

Bout time.

Sings suckily out.

AI5 Top 10 Millenium songs (2000-2006):

Lisa Tucker - "Because of you". You are the biggest homo in the world. You sound so gay. This is like a REALLY bad talent show. Sarah get here now so you can laugh at this. Oh Lisa. Oh dear me. Randy says it was just okay. Paula says she should have made it different. Simon said that the song was too big for her n part were painful. Yeah. If you really had known what kind of song you were taking on you wouldn't have done it stupid. 1-866-IDOLS-01 yeah dun vote for her.

Break.

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Kellie Pickler - "Suds in the bucket" what the hell kind of song name is that. Randy says bad song choice. So does Paula she's all like you're so much better than that. Simon says it was a gay song. Yeah. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Ace Young - "Drops of Jupiter" by Train. Omg a shirt pull holy crap skin hot. N that look omg hand reaching out to me. Randy says wrong song and he didn't sing it well. Your mom didn't sing it well. Paula says some stuff oh not her fave. Oooh scar rawr close up. How did you get it. Simon says he thought it was quite karaoke. I thought YOU were quite karaoke. What's a T-Block. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

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Dad Hicks - "Trouble" by someone someone. I heard Rayla McLean. Actually it like blends with your dad hair. God just go to the bathroom dad. N Simon agrees that he should not dress like that dad!! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Mandisa - "Wanna praise you". Lol George Huff is like dancing. I actually dun mind that much most peeps I'd be like get away. Randy says song choice bad. Paula says something about the church of Mandisa. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. So Sarah. What are you looking up.

Back.

Chris Daughtry - "What if" by Creed. He knows what he's doing. Hey Chris. Want to have some sekkusu. K I'm really scared he's all like WHAT IF like right in my face. Chris you're in my grill. Randy n Paula say stuff. Oooh back talk. Simon says that he needs to be different. Oooh backlash has started. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Katherine McPhee - "The Voice Within" by Christina Aguilera. It was okay. Called it though what are you wearing. Randy says so close to original. Paula says something. Simon says best tonight n almost good as original. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Bucky Covington - "Real Good Man". I love Bucky dun be mean Sarah just cuz he eats straw. The judges say some stuff. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Paris Bennett - "Work it out" by Beyonce. K she looks like Asha. How do they do that with her hair. Dun be Fantasia god I'll shoot you. Sheto be a pussy doesn't want. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Back.

Elliot Yamin - "I don't wanna be" by Gavin Degraw. Oh I love Elliot lol his dancing. N the judges Simon shut up he can't dance cuz of his tube. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap. Omg Ace do the shirt thing rawr n he's all like touch.

AI5 Top 11: 50's songs

What's up with Paula's hair.

Mandisa. Bucky. Paris. Chris. Katherine. Taylor. Lisa Tucker. Kevin Covais. Elliot. Kellie. Ace. I say Covais not Co-vai-as Sarah.

That's because he chooses them stupid.

Barry Manilow. K him and Rod Stewart are like bros.

Mandisa Hundley - "I don't hurt anymore". God do you not get the arm thing or are you just stupid. I've never seen her family before ever. Randy has a cold thanks for the info. He says unbelievable performance. Paula says something about being in the seat and escaping. Simon says she's blossoming. And something to do with a stripper. Yeah Ryan don't say Mandiva. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

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Bucky Covington - "Oh boy". What is this like cowboy heehaw dun do that k Bucky tie your hair up seriously. What a nerd that person is. Randy says good choice. Paula says great song choice and asks him how Barry was. What did you even just say Bucky. Simon says it was nothing more than a pointless karaoke performance. YOU'RE what I call a so-what performance. How did that even make any sense Simon. 1-866-IDOLs-02.

Paris Bennett - "Fever". The judges say a bunch of stuff. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

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No the other one. Stupid.

Chris Daughtry - "I walk the line." K who sits there and smiles at him. I was wondering when that was gonna come. Randy loved it. Paula says that they should already be touring and get ticket or something. And Simon says something. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break. What is Elephant Gerald.

Back.

Katherine McPhee - "Come rain or come shine." Lol I should so use that for school. Randy says something good n so does Paula n Simon too. Oh I thought that sign said Ayla I was like yeah she's gone. Oooh Ace's bro. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. God that dad. The dad dads it up after the break. God don't do that dad.

Back.

K don't walk in singing dad he doesn't like you.

Dad Hicks - "Not Fade Away" by Buddy Holly. What are you wearing dad. K seriously dad there's a bathroom over there dad. I could do your dad movements when you do them dad. K slip dad seriously. K that REALLY looked like you had to go to the bathroom dad dun do that again ew. K dad is that like your bro that's like Bo Bice who is Sandy Jackson Sarah. Randy says something about the dad. K Paula did you just say that someone should be shooting the dad that's mean to the dad just because he's a dad doesn't mean he should be shot. Dad hater. K what mold like the dad mold. Simon was like sorry dad but it sucks. Paula Paula Paula Paula. You cannot dance Simon. It's a singing competition I wondered when that was coming. And the dad is like whatever. And it all makes a dad. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. 06.

Break.

AI5 Top 12 Results: Stevie Wonder performs

Oh wow I'm good I posted that n messed up the thing n then was like do it again n posted n then create n type n it just started. K.

That's not a lot compared to usual it's like 40 million.

Sup top 12.

Oh the judges are back wow. K the dawg pound thing sounds like booing was that like Ace.

Recap. Elliot's like crying. Why would you talk about him. Why would that be funny Paula. Oh Bucky sang that I'm stupid. What's Dolly Parton school. Ahhhhh they caught you stupid wtf did you even just say. K who even notices that he got a haircut. Love you Chris. Jeez Paris I think your head is going to find out. K stop calling him that he'll start taking it seriously. Rawr Ace. Ohhhhhhhhh burn from Kevin. K what am I pressing pause for I haven't even started recording danm.

Break. It feels like I have no eyebrows. That's cuz I like don't. Stop yelling me about your back thing. Stupid guy. K that is not Pavorotti why is he farewelling he's not even that old and he's like the biggest singer in the world. Peeps said he like took up the whole world he's not even that fat. Stupid nose better not start bleeding again.

Back.

Sweet ford video! Lol they're in like a forest camping what is that Kevin like a fisherman lol. What is that like monster! I seriously thought that was Carrie. N then Katherine is a police officer n then she sees Ace who's the monster n she's like rawr you can stay.

Oh Stevie Wonder is here singing "My Love's on Fire". They're like having a fit. What is he even saying. I think he forgot how to sing. Does he not know how weird he looks making those movements. Oh I guess he wouldn't. God I would hate being blind I'd be like god. Oh Elliott's so into it. Lol so's Kevin k I would go out with him except he's not that hot. K he really scares me. It's like Sonic music. And he's done. Who's Danny. Oh the loop.

Ooooh serious business. Lol votes or lack of them.

Ace you're sexy I love you. Hi Kevin lol your hair. Oooooh one of them is in the bottom 3. Don't need to ask HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HAPPENING ACE IS THERE. WHOA IT'S LIKE HIS BRO. K you have to send him back I'm like freaking out. Your mom preferred other people Simon. Well I agree I guess a little. Don't do a break I'm like crying.

Break. Except he's obviously getting sent back to the couch. Because I'd cry. And like kill myself it'd be David and Will all over again except like 503489503985304958345 times worse. Lol that movie is weird she's like um is that supposed to hurt. Ryan is not turning 18. Wait what's weird. What is that dinner it looks like chocolate. Lol that's great they go to the attic. Rawr unrated. Lol L337 as a genre. Lol let's not get hasty.

Back.

Paris is safe. Kellie is safe yes. AHAHAH A DAD. Is safe. I was like who's Britt oh Chris. Chris is safe eekina. Who's Melissa. Oh. What is bounce me off my feet. Elliott or Melissa is in the bottom 3. Melissa is. Mandisa is safe. Katherine is safe. Lisa and Bucky. Lisa is there ahahaha. That is a weird bottom 3.

Break.

Back.

Oh stupid I recorded ads.

Ace is back on the couch so called it.

Melissa is out. Like anybody didn't call that. Ahahaha she knew too.

Wow a journey. K I swear to god I can't even hear Bad Day anymore. Who's going to miss her. That was uncalled for.

She sings us out. Try to remember the lyrics this time. Messed it up.

K screw it I'm bored.

AI was supposed to be on at 8 but it's on at 9. And the Dr.Pepper is frozen shut from not being drunk in 4 days cuz I was in Van. So I put a pizza thing in the oven. Which should be ready soon I guess I should really time it.

K stupid computer how long does it take you to tell Silvana that I tripped on the carpet.

Lol I remember my Jason Mraz thing I was like omg I love him so much.

Shakira performed this @ the MTV Video Music Awards. Those people were weird. I think she did a remake of Dance like that w/ Wyclef which originally had Claudette Ortiz but is now called Hips Don't Lie. Don't ask.

Did you get 55%. No. More. Way to not answer me.

Lol a no writing zone.

And I just like scared kitten so much cuz I like ran upstairs to see if my thing was done. Which it is. And burning my mouth k I need a drink. There nice old water I missed that.

Wow this pizza thing is good. Nice and crispy around the edges. Ew. K Rebecca that's not even gross how can it be. I don't know you made it be somehow. Yeah well I'm sick minded what do you expect. Yesterday I went to type ass and it came out Ace I was like heehee Ace's ass. There you go. K there's too much stuff in my room I like stepped all over it cuz I've been too lazy to unpack so far. It smells like a bomb in my room and I know I haven't been in it for a while but that is not what my room smells like I think I know.

K I need paper towel

No Kit I'm sitting there god.

Whatever SharpShootaz are that's a gay band name.

K randomly some Kalan Porter wow.

I bet he's in the only one ever who's sang 2 songs in one season that both begin with the word lady. Maybe there only ARE 2 songs. Wow.

Now it will take like a day to get there.

Or not.

Lol it that the medical term.

Yeah better version sorry Will.

Lol light beer. A plague on the world.

K whatever judges comments are doing there.

However they both get in still best night ever June 22nd. No 24th. God if someone named the folder right I would know.

K why are you refreshing I didn't even tell you to do that. I'd rather not sit on that. K now it's on my pants.

K what is with this piece of crap comupter. I just spelled that wrong and it's not even showing what I type yet. Seriously I click on a letter and it's like ooooooooh white box.

Lol and Ethan's like nooooo not him. Oh that's where that person got his name from a while ago. I can see someone like that reading it. Except they shouldn't.

K it like breaks again. Lol you can like hear it from the world. That was gay.

I should post this so I can do AI results.