Quiz (Caution: Contains HP7 Spoilers)

1. What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
Meh. In one way it's better for exactly that reason, lack of emotional commitment therefore you don't get hurt. But then it sucks cuz you can't feel it as much.

2. Do you bite your boyfriend's/girlfriend's toenails?
Um. That is nastry.

3. Are you a jealous person?
I try not to be, but yes.

4. What are you allergic to?
APPLE JUICE GOD IT MAKES ME SO SICK.

5. What books, if any, have made you cry?
Harry Potter 6. Dumbledore :'( And the 7th. Fred :'(

6. Does it annoy you when someone says they'll call but never do?
I'm used to it.

7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Mint Chocolate Chip.

8. If someone you had no interest in dating, expressed interest what would you do/say?
Probably the truth.

9. What would you rather be doing right now?
Talking to Max.

10. What song lyric, if any, is stuck in your head at the moment?
"I don't wanna hear, I don't wanna know, please don't say you're sorry"

11. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Definitely!

12. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
How the hell would I remember?

13. What's your favorite TV show?
The Office/OC/The Best Years/What I like About You/7th Heaven

14. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
Opposite.

15. Can others make you cry easily?
Yeah.

16. Who was the last person to piss you off?
My bro.

17. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
YES GOD.

18. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
Sometimes. And then I'm like noooo Imma be fatty.

19. If you could be any type of fruit what would you be?
Pear.

20. Were you a "planned" child?
Um. I've never asked because I'm not sure I want to know the answer.

21. last thing said?
Probably something along the lines of "The hell?" To one of these q's.

22. What was the last thing to scare you?
Probably that man in my carport.

23. How many hours of sleep do you need to function?
I don't.

24. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
Beeeeeeeeer.

25. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
Uhhh. I slept on those garbage bags with clothes in them like 2 weeks ago when those people moved in.

26. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive?
Yeah...wait what?

29. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Depends if they were good tattoos.

31. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date?
NO I DON'T LET THEM.

32. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
Nope.

33. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
Wishes.

34. Can you speak any languages other than English?
OMG YES FRENCH SPANISH RUSSIAN.

35. What is your favorite salad dressing?
I don't like.

36. What movies do you know every line to?
Spice World, Winning London

37. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
Yes

38. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
No

39. When was the last time someone hit on you?
Um. Probably on Nexopia a few days ago. God I hate those people.

40. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
Be in.

41. Last text sent?
?

42. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Pizzza.

43. How many siblings do you have, and where are you in the rank?
4. Youngest.

44. What's the sweetest thing you've ever done for someone?
Well you know this one time...;)

45. When was your last road trip?
Shut up!

46. Name 3 schools you went to:
Grenfell Elementary. Royal Oak Middle School, Claremont Secondary

47. Name 3 things in your purse/wallet:
Makeup, Russian Dictionary, Diary

48. Three names you go by:
Becca, Homeslice, HomePizza

49. Who is in the house with you?
Hannah Gavin Emma Bubs.

50. What are you thinking about right now?
Why the hell is my head bleeding?

52. Who do you wish you were with right now?
Max.

53. Where do you live?
Vic.

54. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Um. I'm not wearing a shirt. It's like a...sports bra. I've had it since I was like 8 and I was trying to be Sporty Spice.

55. Where is the last place you took a ride to?
Ask your mom ;)

56. What was the last thing you ate?
Ice cream last night.

57.Would you kiss the person you last kissed again?
Shit no. I want to kill him.

58.Where were you last night?
Ask your...okay I was in my bed.

CI5 Top 6: Pop

Tara! Matt. Carly! Brian! Dwight. Jaydee's in there somwhere.

Yayyyy Maroon 5!!!

Tara Oram - "Walking on Sunshine". Wow. She REALLY doesn't listen to the raido, does she? She's so uncomfortable lol look at her. Wowwww the judges hated it.

Jaydee - "Amazed". Oh come ON. Lonestar is SO country. The numbers are now supported by Old El Paso. Hmmm. Interested. I guess Honeynut Cheerios bailed on them. Farley says his ears are throbbing. That was rude. Okay what the hell guys it wasn't that bad. They all hated it.

Matt - "Everything" by Michael Buble. God shut up this is like my fave song. Ewwww shut up. Ewwwww.

Carly Rae - "Come to my window". Hey I love this song.

Brian Melo - "Dolphin's Cry". He looks like a mime.

Dwight - "Smooth" by Matchbox 20 ft. Santana. What the heck is D'wannabe


Recapp.

Blah.

Max phoned last night from NY or Maine or wherever he is and I wasn't mf home. Seriously.

God.

Blargh.

That's why I don't go out. Because then good things happen and I miss them. God damn.

I wanna get a new Nex. Except I'm gonna wait till after I've done my hair.

My hair is turning purpleeee as we speak. Damn right.

Ooooh bed time.

CI5 Top 7 Results:

Lol Zack has a rose. It's from me ;)

Recap of last night. Awwwww my girl. Awwww what a cutie.

What is this. The Queen musical. Whoa what.

Now a CI group song. Who is this guy??

Hey it's like CI2 except not. No Kalan :(

Dwight is safeee. Carly is bottom 3. Tara is safeee. Brian is bottom 3 wtf. Greg is final member. What is this show.

Carly is safeeeee yayyy my bebeeee.

Greg is homeeee awwww poor bebe.

Awwwww look at his faceeee my loveee.

Anette Olzon sucks.

She's the new Nightwish singer and she just sucks. She can't do the notes that Tarja can and she's less pretty. Even if Tarja was being a ho about everything which I don't doubt, they still could have got someone better.

I am still sooooo stuffed from dinner I ate like my whole weight in food.

I have like no space on my mp3 palyer left. I should really do something about that. Esp. since some of it ISN'T EVEN MINE.

There that's better.

Crap CI results are on in 2.

CI5 Top 7: Queen

Judgess. Wow Zack looks hot.

Queen is lame.

Brian Melo - "Too much love will kill you". He has leather jacket. He reminds me of someone. Jack loves. Farley says it was an incredible performance. That it was. Sass says he did the song justice and she liked the juxtaposition. Zack said it that pitchwise it was sketchy all over the place. 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Greg Neufeld - "We are the champions". I hate this lame song. There are so many glowsticks in that audience. Sass says HE is the champion. Zack says he didn't rip into it. Jake says that Zack is so off base. Farley also loves. 1-866-9-IDOL-02

Stylistssss break - Hey Tara looks so pretty. Matt has no hair. Carly looks pretttyyy. I think Brian had no hat on for a second!!!! Jaydeee oooh emo hott. Awww he messed it up.

Carly Rae Jepsen - "Killer Queen". Awwwwww she is the preeetiesttt. Hair extensions much. That's a hot dresss. And tights. And shoes. The whole outfit is hot. I want it. The piano player is like ummmm get away from me. Sass says she's so impressed she's almost speechless. It kicked. Zack said she brought her own thing to it and no one else is in her league for being unique. Jake loves her look. Hey me too. And he loves that she took the cabaret side of Queen and accentuated it because that's her style. Farley said she entertained and did what she felt like doing and that's what they like to see. Awwww. Ben says she looks like a superhero. What? 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Matt Rapley - "Under pressure". Matt is probably like what is Queen. This is quite lame. And loud. Well then. Zack says he had some strong moments and something about a cattle prod. Ew what. Jake said some moments he got drowned out by the backup vocalists but it'll sound better at home. Not really. Farley says he's glad Matt took it back to where he was a couple weeks ago. Back to Suckville? Hmmm. Must be a nice place. I should visit it sometime. Oh wait that's right, I don't SUCK. Sass liked it. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Dwight D'eon - "Tie your mother down". Um. K. He is in the audience. I would so grab him. His HAND. God. The guy in front of him right now is like uhhhh. And now he's all in the camera's face. This song is weird. Who the hell is Michael Landsberg. Jake says performance 10, vocals 7, but he lit it up. Farley says he puts his heart into everything he does and it was really really good. Sass says it was the perfect song for him and it was wicked. Zack says he's back to being a contender. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Tara Oram - "Headlong". What in the W is she wearing. And her HAIR....wow. Her shoes are nice at least! That corset is hot but not with that ugly dress. Farley says it's the best performance of her. SWEET A NEWFOUNDLAND FLAGINA!! Sass says she loves watching her. Zack says she sang the hell out of it. Jack loves. 1-886-IDOL-9-06.

Jaydee Bixby - "I wanna break free". Awwww what a baby with his messy hair and leather jacket that he stole from Brian. What are those like metallic pants. All judges love except for Jake who says he didn't listen to Brian May. Pffft. 1-866-9-IDOL-07

Recaaappp.

My eyebrows are being all weird. I should do something about that.

Mb I should phone Jonathan cuz he was supposed to phone me today. Except I don't feel like it.

I haven't done Russian in like 3 days I'm prob. getting so behind.

Damn KC Fanclub. It's all like ooooooooh SUBSCRIBE. I bet Clive Davis did that.

Ooooh. I am "Behind these hazel eyes". How awesome.

Sweet tennis once more.

Back from tennis. With a glass horse figurine that Jonny brought me from France <3

I wanna phone Pat. But god what is his # I totally can't remember. There I found it. Except it would be weird to phone him I dun wanna talk to his parents cuz they scare me plus I don't know if he's still in that random place like he's been for a month. I'll just email him.

What is this original version of Streets of Rage. Dragon something. What an ugly game.

And this like 1800 version of Mario. That game sucks.

Yoshi Tetris es muy dificile.

I wanna eat smarties.

What is this like French movie about kitchens and strawberries.

There's nobody on MSN. My ear itches god god god.

Oh. It was food poisoning. My bad.

KK DT now for BC day.

Sleepytime nowww.

This dress is so pretty & pink. It should so be my grad dress. Except no.

I wanna buy something. But I don't know what. Mb hair dye or clothes.

Sonic Mario. Well thennn.

Gavin got stung by a wasp oh no.

God people stop closing this.

Ahhhh stomach ache again. Am I not able to eat large amounts of anything without dying?

Dammit. Why can't I get a full version of that Holly Long song. Hey I rhymed.

My head hurts. I needa learn more Russian.

There I applied @ Thrifty B's how exciting.

Seriously can people not touch this.

I'm tiiiiiredddddd. Also my eyeliner is clogging up my face.

Comme un coeur, sacreeeeeeeeeeeeee a touer l'amourrrrrrrrrrr.

I went outtttt.

Hey look it's Daniel Radcliffe as Jack in: My boy Jack

AHahahahaha. Okay sorry.

Driving Lessons never came out here. It's Rupert Grint with Julie Walters, playing mom and son as they do in HP.

Yeah bedtime now. I needa learn more Russian.

Damn blogger. I'm trynna make it have new pic at the top which isn't too small or too big and that the writing doesn't go on her face.

I shall go to that amazing Facebook group with like 900 pics.

Ah whatever. That'll do for now.

Sweet I found a new Kelly vid.

Wow I was on the phone for awhile. Crap I should empty that thing.

God people. Kelly Clarkson is not fat. Just let it go.

I'm soooooo tired. I've been up @ 9 for like 3 days in a row.

Holy. I just found a link to my old redux. I haven't posted on that in...almost 3 years.

Stupid LimeWire.

This advert is annoying it's like about lollipops. If it was lollipop ICE KITTENS, that would be different.

I need some foodsies.

Hey who closed this.

Just because I was out playing tennis with Jonathan and his bro Fluffy and his mom doesn't mean you can close my stuff. Godsies.

What the hell. Is this song. Seriously. We are the farmers. Oh right. Island farms. Lameee. Oooh root touch up. I need that.

Sweet. There's a new Facebook App where you can play old NES games. Awesomeee I'm playing Mario.

I wanna play a vid. Like AP or something.

New Ev video got leaked - Good Enough

Windup's gonna freak. Ah well. The video isn't even fully completed, it still has all the film edits on it and everything.

Jonathan Cromie is in Africa. He's like the only person who actually messaged me on Facebook aside from Max who's in NY. Dammit.

Awwwwwww my stomach. Sooooo much ice cream.

Bed now.

Quizzzz

1. What color is your underwear right now?
It is an assortment.

2. What are you listening to right now?
Addicted - Kelly Clarkson

3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number?
51

4. What was the last thing you ate?
Ummm. A cookie.

5. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Black or pink.

6. How is the weather right now?
Kinda cloudy but nice.

7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Errrrrrm. Jonathan I think.

8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Eyes.

9. Favorite type of Food?
Pizza.

10. Do you drink?
Yup.

11. Do you smoke?
Nope.

12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember?
Ummmm no.

13.What colour are your eyes?
Hazel.

15. Do you wear contacts?
No.

16. Single?
Nope.

17. Favorite Month?
December.

18. Ever cried for no reason?
Not for NO reason, that's kinda dumb.

19. Last Movie you watched?
Simpsons.

20. Favorite day of the week?
Monday

21. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No. That's gay.

22. Hugs or Kisses?
Both.

23. Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate.

24. Do you want your friend to respond?
Don't really care.

25. Who is most likely to respond?
I don't care!

26. Who is least likely to respond?
God dammit!

27. What books are you reading?
Unforgettable - An It Girl Novel. I finished HP7 in 2 days.

28. PIERCINGS?
Nope.

29. Fav. Movie?
Mean Girls.

30. Fav. baseball team?
Shut up.

31. Any pets?
5 cats, 2 birds, 2 hampsters, 3 gerbils, a rat, an iguana, some fish.

32. AIM?
To actually hang out with Jonny while he's in Canada.
To go out with someone when they get back from Camppp.
To put more Kelly pics on my wall.

33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn?
BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER. And salted.

34. Dogs or cats?
Hmmm..

35. Fav. flower?
Black rose.

36. Have you ever fired a gun?
No.

37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?
What part of "I've never been on a plane"...?

38. Right handed or left handed?
Left.

39. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One big one with a small thin one on top.

40. Are you missing someone?
Always.

Kelly Clarkson - "Don't"

You look at me,
Like you always do.
You don’t have a clue.
You smile at me,
You hug me,
But you don’t know I want you.
You play with me,
You flirt with me,
You tell me all your secrets.
I’m always the one you run to,
but to you I’m just your friend.

Don’t say I love you,
Don’t say you need me,
Don’t say I trust you,
My heart cant take it.
Don’t say you want me,
Don’t say you miss me,
Don’t hurt me.
Don’t say you love me.

Ooooh ooooh no... no.. nooo.

I try my best to rid these thoughts,
Of you and I it’s so hard.
When come to me,
I fall back on my knees.
I learned to hate love.
You kiss me on the cheek,
You say you’d never make it without me.
It’s getting harder everyday.
Please don’t say to me,

Don’t say I love you,
Don’t say you need me,
Don’t say I trust you,
My heart can’t take it.
Don’t say you want me,
Don’t say you miss me,

Don’t hurt me.
Don’t say you love me.

Don’t say you love me.
Don’t say you love me.
Don’t say you love me.
Don’t say you love me.

My heart cant take it.
I love you so much.
But you don’t see me.
I hate love.

Don’t say I love you,
Don’t say you need me,
Don’t say I trust you,
Unless you mean it.
Don’t say you want me,
Don’t say you need me,
Don’t hurt me.
No...

Don’t say I love you,
Don’t say you need me,
Don’t say I trust you,
My heart cant take it.
Don’t say you want me,
Don’t say you miss me,
Don’t hurt me.
Don’t say you love me.

Quizzzz

1. How old will you be in 3 years? 20. Oh wow.

2. Do you think you'll be married by then? Pffft. I wish.

3. What do you look forward to most in the next 2 months? Um. Steve coming back from camp. Seeing Sorsha. Hanging with Jonny. NOT school >_<

4. Who was the last person you called? Jonathan.

5. Who was the last person to call you? My sis.

6. Who was the last person to text you? ?

7. Who was the last person you hugged? Ummmm. Gavin.

8. What were you doing at midnight last night? Talking to Shawn.

9. Parents separated/divorced/married? Separated.

10. Last time you saw your dad? Sunday.

11. What happened at 11:00 a.m. today? I woke up and I was like oh shit I need to phone Jonny. And I did.

12. How many states have you visited? One.

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet? Soscks. Oh wow. Look what I managed to do.

15. Are you a social person? Usually.

16. What was the last thing you drank? Juice

17. Favorite ice cream? Mint Chocolate Chip

18. What is your favorite dessert? Ice creammmm.

20. What kind of jelly do you like on your peanut butter sandwich? Um. Jam. What the hell is jelly?

21. Do you like coffee? Ew god.

22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average? Ummmm. Probably like 2 or 3.

23. What do you drink in the morning? Pop if there is any if there isn't then water.

24. Would you rather kiss someone with or without a tongue ring? Um. If it tasted all metal-y, then without. Can't say I've ever had the opportunity.

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yup. Near the wall.

26. Do you know how to play poker? No.

28. Any plans for this week? Jonny. TV. That's really about it.

29. Do you eat out or at home more often? What is eating? 34. Have you ever been in an ambulance? Nooooooooo.

35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool? Ummmm. Lake. Chlorine is nasty and seaweed is sick.

36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? I've never been on airplane :(

37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift? Nope.

38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? Clotheeeeees.

39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? No. I can't sleep with it on. But I wear 4 things every day: The ring my wife gave me (love you Sorsha baby ;) ), the ring my sis gave me, this random ring from Claires, and a necklace with a ring of Hannah's on it.

40. Do you speak any other language? YES!!!! FRENCH SPANISH AND RUSSIAN. Sorry, I got a little excited there. I like languages.

41. Can you roll your tongue? I'm attempting to right now. And the lady beside me is giving me a very odd look.

42. Who is the funniest person you know? Brendan. Even though we're not talking till September, I'm not going to lie. He's hillarious.

43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Not WITH as in I don't like hold them or anything, but they're on my bed, yeah.

44. What is the main ring tone on your phone? Shut up.

45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? YES. GOD. ALL OF THEM. That was such a big issue today. I'M NOT GIVING THEM TO HANNAH.

46. What is the color of your bedroom wall? It has a colour? Sorry, all I can see are pictures of Hilary Duff.

47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth? Yes.

48. Are you crushing on someone right now? Yes ;) GET BACK FROM CAMP GOD DAMMIT.

49.do you currently hate someone? Ummmm not really. I don't tend to hate. It's not worth my energy unless they've done something really horrible to me, and that's only happened twice.

50. Do you like pickles? The ones from a jar, yeah. Not the sick ones from McDonalds.

Facebook is a homo website. It's "upgrading". Which means I can't get on it. And I'm at the lib again because it's fun to walk all the way up to the library when I have a WORKING computer, so Facebook only has 32 mins left to upgrade or I'll kick its ass.

Sweet I got 5 more hits today on Nex. K I needa get a life.

God daaaaaaaaaamn I want Facebook. I needa learn more Harry Potter spells so I'll be top of my house!!! K. Looooooser!!

I wanna see Jonathan. But noooooooo, he had to go and be BUSY today with his AUNT ( although no offence to her, I love that lady).

But I have the new It Girl novel yaaaaaaay it's all new and pretty looking.

Also there is no one on MSN. There isn't even any of the lame people I'll talk to when there's no one REALLY good on. There's not even any losers on. Just losers I don't talk to.

WHY is everyone looking at me. Do you have a staring problem old mannnnnnnn????

Hey, Instant Star is on @ 9:30. The intense looking one. I needa watch it. Also, I missed The Best Years last night @ 10. God damn. And I was up and everything.

Yeah I'm bored. This computer chair like squishes you into the table.

What the hell. Why did that lesbian post that retarded thing on my comments and then block me. What a gaylord. Literally.

Hey it's Nick. He walked by me. I wonder if he is going to the Teen Centre again like he always does except no wait it's not Friday/Saturday so he can't ahahaha.

Never again, never again, they gave us 2 shots to the back of the head and we're all dead now.

Yeah okay. MCR songs are v. violent. I wonder if there's anything good on Myspace. Doubt it. The stupid thing won't let me upload the new pic I've been putting on everything. How stupid. I wanna find one of those quiz things and spend the next 17 mins doing that. Awesome I found one.

I bet someone's gonna come on just as I have to go.

Shit. See? 6 mins left, and Wade just signed on.

My life is homo.

Okay I have 4 mins left I'm gonna check my stuff one last time and then go. But first I will post that wonderful quiz I just did.

Awwww now I'm sad cuz I want Sorsha to be here.

But also hella EXCITED cuz JONATHAN is coming over tomorrow.

But also sad cuz Steve is at camp till end of Aug :(

But also hella EXCITED cuz CI Results are on tonight.

But also sad cuz Shawn is in Alberta for 2 weeks :(

But also hella EXCITED cuz I get to phone SORSHA tonight.

But also sad cuz I have paint on me.

But also hella EXCITED cuz Max is phoning from New York at some point.

Yeah. Those are my many emotions of today.

I'm confusing as hell.

I'm soooo hungry.

I also need a job. Damn. This is gay. They narrow it down on the school job postings so that it's not asking you to be a manager of like some shoe place. Yeah this isn't working.

Small potatoes. Gosh darn it.

I want to phone that one person but I don't want his mom to like spaz at me cuz she hates me.

I should really clean my room cuz Jonathan's gonna come over and be like what is this trash pit. But I know I'll end up doing it like 5 mins before I go to get him. It's just how it's done. Just like when we meet "halfway" I make him walk like 3/4 of the way and then hide behind that person's gate and he's like yeah nice hiding I saw you. And then sometimes if he's slow I get to the BC Hydro station and sit on that thing and then he walks by and pretends not to see me and keeps walking awwwwwwwwwww the things we do.

Wow.

There my food is cooking.

Lol I think I busted the address bar my bad.

Why is limewire being so horribly not working. Seriously.

What the W. I cannot believe this:

Teacher ruins book 7 for 400 students
Posted By Matthew on 07-31-07 @ 10:24 AM - 10 comments - Link
The Daily Mail reports that on the last day of school at St John's Church in Somerset, England, the primary school head ruined Deathly Hallows for 400 students by reading out the last page of the book. Apparently, the teacher didn't have a malicious motive, but wanted to read a passage that reflected the "goodbye" theme of the day.

The National Confederation of Parent Teacher Associations blasted the school, saying, "It beggars belief as to how someone could even consider doing something like this. It spoilt the book for a number of children. Whatever the motive there wasn't sufficient thinking behind this. It is something that the children at the school would have spent the majority of the holiday reading rather that saying they were bored."

If a teacher had done that to me I would have flipped and ran out the room before they even started. Who would do that. What a gaylord. That is like the worst thing I've ever heard. Although the part about the kids spending the majority of the holiday reading, I don't get that. It took me 2 days.

This banana is odd-tasting.

Hey there becca just wanted you to know that you are CRAZY!!!!

That was Martha.

Crap CI is on nowwww.

CI5 Top 8 Results:

What is this lame group song.

Recap of last moght.

Enriqueee.

Is this like a 3 hour special.


They did many hair thingsss.

First B2 is Matt. Other is Martha.

Martha is gone.

CI5 Top 8: Unplugged.

Lol Ben and Zack are burning each other.

How is Enrique more successful than Shakira. Oh. Because he's been around for 12 years. Shakira's only been around for like 6.

Martha Joy - "True colours" by Phil Collins. Yeah I don't care if it's really by him he owns it. Oh dear. That was kinda bad. Jake said it was the right interpretation and she hit the right notes but he's not feeling it. Maybe because it was BAD. Farley said they need to accept the kind of singer she is in terms of emotions but she sang it well. So basically she sings well but she's dead inside. Get used to it. Sass loves it. Zack says Farley is bang on but this one note was horrible. Yeah I noticed that too. He also says she's the little mermaid. K. 1-866-9-IDOL-01

Dwight D'Eon - "Every breath you take". Crap I stopped paying attention. Farley doesn't like. Sass says it wasn't the greatest but she appreciates it. Zack says he made it his and his vision of Dwight winning is fading. Jake said his stylistic choices with the song were good, some notes were bad but emotionally he got into it. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Jaydee Bixby - "Time of your life (Good Riddance)" by Green Day. Oh...my. Well then. Sweetie, it's a good thing you're adorable. Because I don't think there's words for what you just did. Sass liked. Zack said he shouldn't twang if he's not from Texas and it was awful. Jake said it was a dishonest performance. Farley said he should stick to who he is. Awwwww baby you are sooooo sad now everyone will vote for you!!! 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Tara Oram - "Heaven" by Bryan Adams. Zack doesn't like. Jake said it was honest but shaky. Farley said it was an opportunity to show off her soul or something but she didn't do it. Sass said something about a great moment. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Brian Melo - "She talks to angels" by Black Crows. I don't think I've ever seen him without a hat on. Yes Brian Melo is awesome we all know. All judges love. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Matt Rapley - "Ain't no sunshine" - Sup CoolWhip. That was Matt Rapley. It wasn't as bad as last week, but still bad. Farley says if he had shown more character it woulda been better. Sass says it was absolutely gorgeous like an old spiritual thing. Zack said he's probably the most gifted vocalist they've ever had on the show. Ummmm no. But he says he needs to take it all the way. Jake says he has the kill the notes like he did last week. Yup, he killed them all right. They all tell him to step up. God CoolWhip, step up. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Carly Rae Jepsen - "Torn" by Natalie Umbruglia. Carly is in love with Enrique. I love this songeeeeee. She is sooooooo prettttty. She looks scared though. Sass loves. Zack says she's true contender to win and he adores what she did. Awwww me toooo. Jake says he loved the start and he finallly got the goosebumps he was lookin for. I think Farley said something inappropriate. But he loves her so it's all good. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

PS: Instant Star seems like it will be v. intense this week. Watch it.

Greg Neufeld - "I'm Ready". I remember this song from my 98.5 The Ocean days. Yeah. He coulda picked better. Zack loved and ran and hugged him. Ummmm. K. I'm not seeing what he saw. Now he's dancing in his seat. Jake said it was fantastic too. Well I guess he did with that song all you can do cuz there's not much you CAN do with that song. You just...sing it. Farley said he did everything at the right time. Oh, I bet he DID. Sass says he has it all, the whole package. Yeah. Haven't heard THAT before *rolls eyes*. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recaaaap. This is the first time I've wrote a good one in a long time. I got lazy.

Ow I just killed myself. This top is really really tight. Ahhh my back.

Okay I'm good. I was just in a lot of pain there for a bit.

Chivas is a great song.

God people. I just want the song "Don't" by Kelly Clarkson. Is that so hard? Apparently. Why is it that when I type it in on CrapWire it gives me every single song she's ever done. And now none of the ones I'm clicking on are connecting. Greeeeat.

I wanna see Jonathannnn. But nooooooooo, he needs time with his FAMILY for a few days. Pffft. Like I'm not family. Oh well. He'll get bored by tomorrow night and phone me. I haven't seen him in like 5 months my lil' babeeeeeeee. I wonder what he will think of my wonderful Seattle/Maine plan. He'll be like ummmmmmm no I forbid it.

Kelly Clarkson is the preeeeeeeeeettiest. I really really wish someone could free her from Clive Davis without ruining her life. Every time he comes on American Idol at the finally I'm like ewwwwwwwww god haven't you died already.

Awwwwww that was the nicest vid I really miss that show. I needa clear out my YouTube faves so I can finally save some crap. There. I'm surprised all the Ev stuff from PinkPop 07 wasn't taken down by the ever so possessive WindUp Records. Aw come on. They took off my Thierry Amiel stuff. I better have an extra copy of his audition that was so rare. Good I do. YouTube is gay. It's all like ooooh copyright this and ownership issues that.

I should really get dressed.

I needa learn more Russian so that if/when I see Max I can be like эй ребенок я тосковал без Вас!! And he'll be like о мой ребенок бога я также!! And then it'll be all like *hug hug* *reunite*. Lol!! Yeah okay so much for that.

Gosh darn it. I really really need some food I haven't eaten in like 24 hours. C'est un jour parfait.

Rick Steve bugs me he is such a nerd.

Why is Max still up it's like...3:26am. I swear he never sleeps.

There I am dressed how beautiful. Yet kind of cold. And needing to do my hair. There it is all wonderful except I still have a headache. There was something about that in Russian I don't know if I got that down or not in my notes. я имею головную боль. There.

You know what I really want to watch? House of Commons Committee. It just sucks that I don't get that channel. Otherwise, I'd be so there.

Me and the Magic 8 Ball are tight. I should get it on my Facebook. Except that I have enough application crap already.

Heyyyy it's the Officina.

Oh crap CI is on.

1 month and I'm still sober. I mean what.



Jonathan Monsen comes here in 3 days oh my lord.



Wow that guy's Nexopia was...interesting.



Why does my head hurt so so so much.



Why did I tag all those people in that photo wow.



My fingers crack so very easily.



Awwww Kelly's given in to stupid Clive Davis and agreed to make a pop album for 2008 that's gay. My December is the best album it's all deep and has feelings not like some lame meaningless many pop songs just to sell. I hate Clive Davis. He ruined Clay Aiken. And now that I've wrote this he'll probably come after me too. Bring it, old man.



Sweet. I joined facebook groups dissing him. I feel better now.



All the pics of Kelly in this group are soooooo prettyyyyy.

My feet hurt from those sandals. So I took them off. Although I don't know if you're allowed to do that. But whatever I don't care. Why is that save now button expanding at everything I type. I have 32 mins left. I am on MSN. Khalila G left CI the other night. She was PISSED off. It was sad cuz it shoulda been Matt Rapley even though the CoolWhip thing was pretty funny they were like oh Greg you're so amusing. My pants are tight. What else is new.

OMFG JONATHAN MONSEN IS COMING ON MONDAY 2 DAYS EARLIER THAN PLANNED I AM FREAKING OUT CUZ THAT IS SO SOON IT'LL BE THE WEEKEND TOMORROW N THEN JONATHAN IS MAGICALLY HERE LIKE OMG GOD.

Stupid Mayuko. Make me do her lame hw when I'm at the lib. I'm sooo hungry.

K I have less than 5 mins left. That went fast. I needa get my shoes back on. Maybe I'll go rest in a chair before I walk home again I dun wanna walk all that way again right now.

K 1 min left I should post this.

My computer broke. Which is why I am constantly at the library. Even though it takes forever to get there and forever to get back. But it's all good. Jonathan will be here in like a week so I will no longer be bored. Also those extended relatives of mine are moving in. How delightful.

I really need to go to the bathroom. Also Canadian Idol results are on in 2 hours. And I want to go to WalMart to buy that Buddha plaque for that wall I'm making for my room. Oh yeah I forgot what I need to check on FB.

Well then.

Bathroom now.

There I finally fixed the font on my page so it's not like miniscule anymore.

I should wake that person up so they don't miss their lame soccer.

Air New Zealand. Yup.

I am v. cold. Therefore I will drink some cold Sprite to make it better.

Well Clive Davis sucks he ruins everybody. And he's old.

Sweet I got 2 new KC songs.

K I needa stop reading.

Holy I've been reading for awhile I'm on page 305.

Whyyy can't I get those 3 songs anywhere god.

That was many hours ago. HP7 is v. intense I am on page like 430 or something.

It is 9 days till Jonathan gets his butt out here. He is taking forever about it.

K yeah bedtime now. Which means reading at least another 50 pages of HP7.

Oh wait. I said that like 20 mins ago and I'm still not in bed. Huh.

Awwwww. Well that was a nice change to a crappy feeling. And a pretty Nexopia too.

Seriously bedtime now. What the hell is a security token.

Kelly Clarkson - Haunted

Louder, louder
The voices in my head
Whispers taunting
All the things you said
Faster the days go by and I'm still
Stuck in this moment of wanting you here
Time
In the blink of an eye
You held my hand, you held me tight
Now you're gone
And I'm still crying
Shocked, broken
I'm dying inside

Where are you?
I need you
Don't leave me here on my own
Speak to me
Be near me
I can't survive unless I know you're with me

Shadows linger
Only to my eye
I see you, I feel you
Don't leave my side
It's not fair
Just when I found my world
They took you, they broke you, they tore out your heart

I miss you, you hurt me
You left with a smile
Mistaken, your sadness
Was hiding inside
Now all that's left
Are the pieces to find
The mystery you kept
The soul behind a guise

Where are you
I need you
Don't leave me here on my own
Speak to me
Be near me
I can't survive unless I know you're with me

Why did you go?
All these questions run through my mind
I wish I couldn't feel at all
Let me be numb
I'm starting to fall

Where are you?
I need you
Don't leave me here on my own
Speak to me
Be near me
I can't survive unless I know you're with me

Where are you?
Where are you?

You were smiling

This is my beautiful new blog. I made it all beautiful last night. Yes I did. Is it not beautiful. Yes it is. I should really buy this CD, it is amazing. I need to get the sitemeter tracker back on the page. K this thing is being gay and not adding.

HP7 in like 2 hoursssssssssssssssss. Wow I'm excited.

Wow that is a very hot pic of Kelly Clarkson. If only I knew how to add pics onto this thing. Oh awesome, check that out. It's like, right there. Isn't that so very hot. Oh sweet. I should use that as the main pic. I think I will do that now. There. See how beautiful it is indeed.

I am having an uplifting convo with a certain person. These pajamas are silky. Wow.

OMG 10 DAYS TILL JONATHAN MONSEN GETS HIS BUTT OUT TO CANADA.

I LOVE THIS SONG IT'S ALL LIKE I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAI. Yeah I'm done.

I should wake that person up. 2000 ans sur la terre.

Wow. That's cheerful.

K time to get uppppp. K I'm cold. I needa sweater.

Omg HP7 in like an hour I'm gonna have heart attack. I really have no idea what is going to happen. I seriously don't. Oh no my fingers broke.

Yeah I need to get ready. My throat hurts. That sinus stuff did nothing for my ears.

I must find a beautiful pic to attatch to this post.

Kelly Clarkson - Sober

And I don't know
This could break my heart or save me
Nothing's real
Until you let go completely
So here I go with all my thoughts I've been saving
So here I go with all my fears weighing on me

Three months and I'm still sober
Picked all my weeds but kept the flowers
But I know it's never really over

And I don't know
I could crash and burn but maybe
At the end of this road I might catch a glimpse of me
So I won't worry about my timing, I want to get it right
No comparing, second guessing, no not this time

Three months and I'm still breathing
Been a long road since those hands I left my tears in but I know
It's never really over, no

Wake up

Three months and I'm still standing here
Three months and I'm getting better yeah
Three months and I still am

Three months and I'm still breathing
Three months and I still remember it
Three months and I wake up

Three months and I'm still sober
Picked all my weeds but kept the flowers

...exactly.

Top 10 Results:

Nicklecrap group sooooooong. For the guys. No Jaydee.

Avril for the girlsssss.

Omg Rihannaaa.

Recappppp.

Holyyy Rihannah.

Dammit Break.

Back.

Omg omg omg crap.

Umbrellaaaaaaa.

Break.

Hottie Hottie Hottie sexpot Kalan Porter damn.

Results.

Tara & Dwight are safe. Martha & Jaydee. Are also safe. Ben stopi t. Khalila & Carly and Mia are bottom 3. The rest are safe.

Break.

Khalila and Carly are safe. Mila is homeeee.

Kalan is homeeee song.

CI5 Top 18 Resultsss:

Recappp of last nightt:

Awwwww my bebe Jaydee. Awwww my bebe Carly.

Martha is safe. God this she-man is safe too. Scarlette and Naomi are in bottom 4. Khalila is too. Mila is other member. Raaaaaaacist.

Guys:

Tyler is safe. Clifton is B4. Andrew and Dwight are too. Brian is other.

Dwight is safeee. Khalila is safeee. Brian is safeee. Clifton and Andrew are home.

Scarlette and Naomi are gonee.

Only 25 mins of glorious free time before I have to get ready for mf work.

Oh I should email my dad it was kinda his bday yesterday ahhah.

I better get a day off this week. Seriously, if I have to do this Monday-Friday I'm gonna be PISSED. For some reason I thought HP was this Wednesday. But it's next.

Lol I sent him that stuff and did all that stuff on his page.

Blahhhh. Fine. I'll get ready in FIVE minutes.

K it's been 5 minutes. GOD. FINE. I'll get ready.

There I'm ready. Now I'm gonna do some stuff n then leave.

Blahhhhhh.

God who are these idiots they add me on MSN and then they're like tung losa and I'm like shut up what does that even mean.

Where is the Paradoxes CD I cannot find it. Oh well I will just look for Je Suis Malad on YouTube. What is C. Diddy. Awwwwwwwwwwww his lil' audition that is tres adorable. That reminds me I need to feed my gerbils some bananas. There. That moron buried her food dish. It took me like an hour to find it and she got all pissed at me for undigging it.

Hey. YOU'RE very poor. God.

Now I am on phone with Sorsha.

Now I am levelling up my Facebook pet awesomina.

God get to Level 13 already.

K I've been doing this for like 5 hours. Stop.

I needa put these French songs on my mp3 playa. Could you rip any slower if you tried. Aw crap now I gotta rename all these untitled tracks so I know what they are except I dun have no idea what he's saying. This is SO HARD. It bette work in the end.

There it worked beautifully.

And now my pet is soooooo levelled up and has awesome gear and will kick Jonathan's pet's ass.

Oh wow I was gone for a long time. I needa go to bed.

I'm tiiiiiiiired. Oh CRAP I have to go in like 5 minutes!!!

How did the time pass so fast??? I was gonna check that email too!

K I do it fast.

CI5 Top 22 Girls:

God I hate you she-man you suck.

Martha Joy man. Aerosmithhhhh Asia sang this on search for new PCD.

God she man is on. You suck.

Camila. Who is Mila. Miller. Singing Melissa R.

Maude Coussel-Jengle?

Annika Odegard. Awwwwwww this song.

Hi my name is Naomi-Joy Blackhall.

Scarlette Burke. Is dating Justin.

Khalila G.

FINALLY MY CARLY RAE! I hate this song. Frickin Corrine Bailey Rae.

Awwwwww my baby.

CI5 Top 22 Guyys:

Awwwww Jaydee Bixby I'm like in love.

Holy crap I want to date him. And I'm pretty sure the whole world does now that he's on CI even though everyone probably ignored him b4 lol. Judges dun like except Zak says he's pretty.

Clifton and Derek next.

Back.

Derek.

Hi my name is Clifton Murray. THey don't like you.

HI my name is Derek Hoffman. Man this is bad. Talk about high school talent competition. Judges agree it suckeddd.

Justin and Dwight are up next whoever they are.

Hi my name is Justin. I am slightly lame I am a suit.

Dwight. I love this songe.

Oooooh Greg. Sings Maroon 5. And judges love.

What his name is Stevne Tyler. Cape Breton woooo! What is this song it's all like brown sugar. What is with all these homos on nexopia.

God this Andrew idiot he's gonna eat me.

Who is this person????

Ryan Malone. Brian Melo.

He is singing this REM song.

This DANG.

CI5 Top 40 cuts:

Oooooh Ben Griffin.\

God you stupid he women.

Christina Hanlon.

Lol these 2 guys. Ryan and Aaron.

Clifton and Emily. Love each other.

Annika and Sam.

Bianca Morgan.

Ben and Heidina.

Monatana and Derek.

Scarlette. Justin.

2 peeps.

OMG CARLY RAE!!!! She's soooo cute. Shut up you mean pppl.

Ryan goes home. Emily is home Clifton stays. Carley is safe Jeff is going home. Annika is staying Sam is home. 2 ppl are staying. Scarlette and friend are staying. Bianca is going away.

Naomi Joy-Blackhall.

Brian Melo sings Natasha Bedingfield.

Ben Griffin lollllz.

Carllllllly. Hi babyyyy. You are so priiity!! Awww they alls cryihng.

kk i go to movie now

CI5 Auditions: Van, Montreal, London, and some other places

Who is this Max who is French lol. N he needs Ben translating.

Wait who is this guy singing Darkness.

Gina Cuffaro - Lol they hate her.

Amanda Ferra. No.

Kira Lira - God you did it wrong. You needa be loud. Yeah like that.

Bruno. It's not that funny. Um. Wow.

Ben Griffin. Is so obviously a homo.

A history of those judges. Sass. I have her CD. Farley does stuff. Zack is in a band. Lol Jake. Zack managed Skye Sweetnam.

Guys get on the dot.

Annabelle some crap she's French.

Many ppl got through.

Vannnnnnnn.

A DANG. Liam.

Samuel. So I don't get up. Sings because of you.

Sergey. What is he like Hungarian. Ukraine. Awwwww he loves Eva.

Holy crap I love Carley Rae.

Many other peeps I was gettin eggs.

You are too uglee.

This nerd. But he doesn't suck.

Ahahaha. This fat pig.

Jessica. Her mom is going nuts lol.

It's Martha Joy. She's 16,

CI5 Auditions:

Wow CI has had so much famous people. I think more than AI even.

They get to play instrument in auditions. Lol everyone has guitar.

They had concert in TO. With Faber Drive n Eva Avila n Katherine McPhee.

Brian. He is philll stacey. He is in.

Damn phone I dun know what's happening now.

That guy looks like Brandon Lewis.

A lot of bad people.

This country chick. Lol they dun have that kind of medical staff. N she's in.

What is this Biggsby whatever. Lol. He's like the nicest person ever. The show's gonna make him mean by the time he gets to TO. Oh I thought that was his sister lol.

What is this marriage show I don't understand.

Some dude who ditched last year. Trevor Paul. Jake why are you being mean. Now he got 1 hour to learn a song. Jake stop it. He couldn't do it. No Jake honestly you're mean.

This chick annoys me. She's like I'm a farmer.

Dan legrand. I iz @ table. Waiting for cuterly. They're so scared lol. K that one freak got in. Both freaks got in.

Many pepes.

Lol that guy sang buttons.

Wow I'm really behind.

Chris Daughtry we dun need you again.

God shut up I dun wanna hear Hinder. Ew he got in.

Hey it's Rex/Nirvana.

Yes Instant Meek is on.

AI6 FINALE!!

Damn I missed an hour cuz band concerto.

Awwww a lil vid of all the top 12.

Lol they both got mustang.

Yayyy Carrie Underwood. Awwww I love this song. Rawr hot violin guy is still there.

Wow so much famous peeps like Terri Hatcher n that chick from Zoe Busik Wild Card.

Blahhh Clive Davis.

Hey it's J-Hud.

Clive Davis talks a lot.

N Carrie is back.

Break.

Back.

Little African kids dancing.

Hey it's Sanjaya Malakar. With Joe Perry from Aerosmith. Guys stop acting like he's William Hung he made it to like 7th lay off. Oh god that little crying chick is back.

Ew Green Day. They suck.

Break. Man this chicken is so good.

Back.

Heyyyy it's Taylor Hicks. I haven't seen that dude in awhile.

Ahhhh Ace Young is in audience what a hottie.

Awwww his lil' harmonica I missed that.

Jordin and Ruben. Singing "You're all I need to get by".

Break.

Back.

Wait what? They couldn't get Celine so they got Bette Middler. Okay. Paula & Randy are dancing. Jerry Springer is crying.

Break.

Back.

Guys what's Sergeant Pepper.

Kelly Clarkson.

Taylor is back.

Carrie is back. With all the AI6 girls backing her.

N Ruben.

Heyyyy a whole group song. It's everyone. Wearing black. Hayley!!! What a fatty Chris S is. Lol Brandon. Stephanie E.

Break.

Back.

Omfg. Crap.

74 million votes.

Omg they will know.

Oh it's Edward.

Omg Jordin I knew it my fave since v. beginning.

Oh Brendan lost.

N she sings her lil song.

AI6 Top 7 Results:

Omg Bucky is there lol.

Recap.

Whoa what is with that homeless person.

Wait what. Lol Fergie is there!!! Lol a rubix cube bracelet.

Lol nice ford commercial.

2 groups.

Lakisha Sanjaya Blake

Jordin Philly Chris.

N Doolittle is alone n safe. N Ryan says for her to go to the group she thinks is safe. Lol so she sits down on the stage n is like nope.

N The Jordin/Philly/Chris group is safe. Ooooooooooooh Melinda n Chris like almost made out.

So bottom 3 is Lakisah Sanjaya Blak.e

Lol they went to film studio for Shrek 3 n met Antonio Banderas n they're like OMG!! N theyu watching it lol n laughing.

Hey guys it's Martinaaaa.

Nnnnnnnnnnnnnn Blake is Safina.

Omfg Sanjaya is home.

Umbrellllaaaa. K.

Love I love this song. You wrote I wish you were her you left out the e. Lol.

AI6 Top 7: COUNTRY!!

Prayers for those Virignia peeps.

Sweet Martina McBride.

Phil Stacey. He trynna look like Chris w/ his black shirt n blady. N he singing Where The Black top ends. This recaps used to be so formal. Now I'm lz. Lol. Oh I love that it like made the part like be there. Wow.N Randy lovdes. N Simon said why did it take 10 weeks for you to be good. N Paula loved too.

Break.

Back.

Jordin Sparks - "Broken Wing". Awwwwww my girl. N judges love.

Break.

Back.

Sanjaya is singing "Something to talk about". Well then. Wow. That was pretty bad. Lol Randy hates. N Paula too. N Simon REALLY hates. Lol.

Break.

back.

Lakisah - "Jesus take the wheel". Or you could not. See the point of this song is that it's supposed to be done with a country accent dumbass. N judges hate.

Chris. Stop seriously. You're just so bad.

Melinda sings.

Blake sings.

I got green hair. Brendan's gonna freak.

Recap.

K I'm bored. When will this show ever start.

I need food.

I wonder if they started Fiddler on the B yet. N it'll end at like 10 lol so he will be too ada to finish that survey for me n pick our song. It better be Rihanna.

There my pizza is in the oven. Mb I go on MSN. Except it'll like bust lol but oh well.

There it started I must go.

AI6 Top 8 Results:

BAILAMOSSSSSSSSS.

Wow.

AWwwww my girl.

Someone likes Lakisha. Phil stop.

What is all this. Ppl. Awwwwww.

WHAT AKON IS THERE?!!! AGAIN?!!

Break.

Back.

Ford commercial lol they all changed.

Lol Simon went to Africa n is a teach. Lol awwwwww. Lol Tony Bennett auditioned. Lol other door.

Break. Wait is this show an hour.

Recappp.

Break.

Back.

Ooooh Phillip is bottom 3 biatch.

Lakisha n Jordan are safe awww my girl. Snajaya we will come back to you. Melinda is asfe. Awwww not my Hails come on. Damn. Her and Phil are like bottom 3 BFF's. Sanjaya. Lol he makes him stand up n sit down again. Blakee. Blakina is safe. Ooooh down to Chris R n Sanjaya. Oooh faceoofff. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Sanajay is safe. Lol Chris R bottom 3.

Break.

Back.

Back issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Chris.

JLO performmm.

Break.

Back.

Going home isssssss...Awwww my Hails damit now I only have 1 girl.

AI6 Top 8: ???

Damn Cooper. Now I dun know the theme.

Melinda is on. Singing something. I need food. There.

Break.

Lakisha next.

Back.

OH IT'S LATIN!!!! k thought so

Wow Lakisha dun wear that dress you dun fit. Sorry to be mean.

Break.

Back.

Chris R - K dun sing Matchbox 20 when you can't even sing anything. Baaaaad. N judges are gay so they love.

Breka.

Back.

Haiiiiillllssss my girlllll - "Turn the beat around". Lol it's Carmen. Awww she did her hair like me. Lol judges hate.

Baldy is next. Baldeep. K. Dun sing 98 degrees Maria Maria. Wowwww baldy messed up bad. N judges hate.

Break.

AHBAHAHAHAHAAH IN THE DARK. Lolz.

Back.

Heyyyy my girl Jordin.

Is singing "Who's gonna get you" or something. Hey we have same hair too.

Blake " I need to know" by Marc Anthony. Lol it's Chris' twin.

Break.

Ahhhhh I fell off the chair lol. I died.

Ohhhh that guy.

Back.

Snaya. what are you singing. you are trynna grow moustache n beard n it not working. wow nicel ook.

Recappp.

AI6 Top 9 Results:

Omg $1000.

Recappp. Whoa Paula languesa.

Break.

Back.

Uhhhhh. K. Nice ford commercial. The car wash is a jungle. Damn Kermit the Frog is always there.

3 groups of 3.

Group 1: Chris Blake Sanjaya
Group 2: Hails Phil Gina
Group 3: Jordin Lakisha Melinda how racist

Group 3 is safeeee.

Group 1 is safeeee.

Breakkkkk.

Backkk.

Michael Buble guyyssss.

Break.

Backkkk.

Oooooh Philly is sszafeeee.

Damn that means one of my girls goes home.

OH DAMN IT'S GINA.

Jordin's soooo sad.

What is that pickle.

AI6 Top 9 Tony Bennettttt.

Blake Lewisssss - "Jack the knife" Ooooh Clay Aiken stealah. Judges were mixed.

Break.

Back.

Baldyyyy. Judges are mixed agian. Simon hated.

Dooooolittle got rhythm. N some judges love.

Break.

Back.

JTTTTT singing Don't Get Around Anymore. N judges love.

Jordin Sparks omggggg - Something about a clear day. My girllll.

break.

bakc.

gina glocksen - smile. woweee my otha girl. simon dun like.

sjanaya - cheek to cheek.

haaaails - savin all my love for you. awwww my 3rd girlll.

break.

back.

lakisha - ain't no sunshine. daaaaamn.

recap.

n now time for my fave show!!

AI6 Top 10 Results:

Ryan has Sanjaya's hair lol.

Recap of last night.

Phil is B3.

Hails is B3.

Yay my girl JSparks is safe.

Breakina. Omfg Akon gon be there.

Back.

GWEN STEFANI OMGGG!! HARAJUKU GIRLS!!!

Wow she is bad. K then.

Break.

Back.

Between Chris n Gina.

Chris is bottom 3.

K dun do that to Hails make her think she's safe n she's not.

Between Hails n Chris.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh fatty's going home biatches.

AI6 Top 12 Results:

What is an American Idol challenge beh.

Recap of last nightttttt. Have fun with that.

Group songieeeee. Someone shops @ American Eagle, Hollister, and Abercrombie&Fitch.

Who is that. Oh it's Jordin lol she straightened her hair.

Kkk break.

Back.

Omg ford commercial stills. What the hell. How gay.

Lakisha is safe. Gina is also safe. Brandon is bottom threeeee. Jordin is safe. Chris Rrrrrrrr is safe. N so is Melinda. Phill is bottom 3333333. Chris Sssss is sssafe. Stephanie is safffe. Blake is safe. So it's down to Sanjaya n Hales.

Break.

Baaaaaack.

K it's the AI challenge. B.

Look it's Diana Ross.

And how are we finishing the rest of the show in 7 mins??

Breeeakina.

Baaaaaackina.

Sanjaya is bottom 3.

Phill is back.

And.....................................................................OHHHHH SHIIIIIT!! Brandon!!

Did not see that coming. Damn. Are there that many Punjabs in America that vote for that loser?

Lol he didn't even get singing time.

Damn AI is not on till 9.

So now I must sit here n watching Beyonce ft. Shakira. And email my lil' Bren.

Everyone loves Brooke Hogan ft. Paul Wall "About Us". Esp me. I'm oh so ballin'.

Crap why am I looking for the AI files from last night when they've already seen tonights!! God.

Take That is sooooooooooo good omgggg. N so is Korn ft. Amy Lee freak on a leash.

There it's on I must published.

AI6 Top 12: Diana Ross night.

Wow. What a great theme.

Oh she's not dead.

It is Brandon. Singing "You can't hurry love". What a great song. I still remember all the words lol. Except that part. Nice ass shaking. Nice word-forgetting. Randy says he went back to background singa except for the last 2 notes. K. Paula says it's hard to be up there. N Simon says it was alllll crap. Oooooh double background singer. Burn. Awwww he's so sad.

Breaaaakies. I need food. Wow. That was a long break. I put like 2 things in the oven and set it by the time the show came back.

Back.

BURN!!!!! Like 20 times!!! That was soooooooo good! "Are high heels hard to wear, Simon?" "You should know, Ryan" "Stay out of my closet" "Come out of it" "This is about the top 12, not your wishes". Lol!!

Melinda Doolittle - "Home" from The Wiz. I see. How tight. All I heard was "Mr.Linderman". Randy says he doesn't know if it was his favourite but it was still really strong; boys: 0, girls: 1. Ummmmmm shiiiit. Paula's lost it. What the hell she's totally crying. Now Melinda is too. I think she's on crack. Now Simon can't talk. He says she made a boring song good and that he reminds her of a young Gladys Knight.

Chris Sligh - "Endless Love". Holy no glasses Chris. People look so different without them. I guess I'm starting to as well like when I don't wear them sometimes. K it's Chris' time. That was actually pretty hot. Randy says it sounded like Coldplay and it was weird but Chris needs to not worry about the sound and he has a good voice but it was a mess. K. And Paula says he should worry less about trying to fit into a contemorary type. Simon says he murdered the song. Something about booze. And to keep his glasses on.

Break. Sweeeet Gina next. Yayyyy food. And Coke. Yummy.

Back.

Gina Glocksen - "Love child". That is actually pretty tight too. Paula said she's better than this. Simon said it's good she brought her image back.

Break. Sanjaya coming next. Damn. He looks like a girl.

Back.

Sanjaya Malakar - "Ain't no mountain high enough" god I hate this song. Stop singing it. Why are you still there. Nice curly hair you look like a fag. Randy loves his hair. Italic. Heeheehee. Paula says that he needs to let go. Simon says he suuuucked. And then he's like nvm you're great cuz you're 17. What the hell. Lol Sanjaya "No offence, Simon, but your first comment, I had like, no idea what you were talking about?". Sanjaya you shouldn't say that.

Break. Hayley up next. People stop effing messaging me it's messing up my blog. Turn your lips on: to sexy. Sorry I couldn't resist. Telus: Get high...speed internet. CTV theme song yay!!

Back.

Hayleyyyyy Scratanato or something: "Missing you". What a great song. Damn it's bleeding under my fingernail. Paula dun like. Simon says it wasn't that bad. And so she cries. What's with people. N she's sad cuz she messed up words n she says it's worst performance ever lol awwwwww.

Break.

Back.

Phil Stacey - "I'm gonna make you love me". Phil thinks it was pretty good. Randy says that the performance was boring but the vocals were hot. Paula agrees but the song sucked. Simon says better than last week but not great.

Break.

Back.

Lakisha Jones - "God bless the child". Randy n Paula love. N Simon says her and Melinda are better than the rest of the peeps.

Break.

Back.

Blake Lewis - "You keep me hangin' on". Whoa it's Nick Carter. Holy. That part was good. The judges say he needs more vocals.

Break. Next is Stephanie Edwards and Chris Richardson.

Back.

Stephanie Edwards - Damn. I missed the song title. They said she didn't beat Melinda.

Chris Richardson - Whatever song that is. Man that was bad. N judges hated. Lol they hated everyone tonight.

Break.

Back.

Jordin Sparks - "We hold on together". Wowieee she is my fave. Seriously that was like amazing. Judges love.

Recccaaaaappp.

AI6 Top 16 Results:

Wait what.

what did i miss guys

top 12 so far is ummmm blake jordin brandon melinda chris gina other chris phil stacey hayley stephanie edwards sanjaya

omg it's carrie underwooddddd

hey it's hot violin guy

antonella is gone oh too bad porn star you sang a sucky song

hayley and sabrina

k who are these people

hayley is in

stephanie edwards is in

baaaaaaaaathroom

what did i miss

nothingg

it was sanjayaaaaaaa

haha he's singing a song

lil' chris daughtry

AI6 Top 20 Results:

I hate this song.

Ahhhh my comp broke.

Nick is gone. Awwww my french teacher.

n now the girls

Gina is safe yay.

awwwww dammit alaina is gone.

kellie picklerrrrr baby

crap

AJ is gone too

n so is Leslie

AI6 Top 20: Girls

Gina Glocksen sings Alone to her bf.

Alaina sings Not Ready To Make Nice to her mom. K what the hell.

Lakisha is dedicating Midnight Train to Georgia to her grandmomma.

Melinda Doolittle is dedicating My Funny Valentine to her bff's. this is a gay song and she bugs me.

ummmmm antonella porn star i mean what sings because you loved me to her bro except you can't

jordin sparks sings reflection to her bro except you can

why is there a tire in the middle of the table

kellie pickler will be there tomorrow woo hoo

look it's stephanie edwards you lie

n she dedicates to her mommie awwwwwwwww

sabrina sloan is dedicating her performance ot her gma. crap wrong one

blahhhh hw took so long but finally done

n i watched my family n now i'm tired gotta wash my hair n then sleepy sleepy

sweet glasses tomorrow

the littlest things they take me there i know it sounds lame but it's so true i know it's not right and it seems unfair that things are reminding me of you

kk.

blah hw. i'm just gonna type like all of it up instead of sitting there for like an hour. i'm almost done my eng anyway. so yeah eng ss n french i can type up n then bio i'll just do cuz it's calculating like size of things you saw in a microscope lol

what should i do first hmmmmmm prob ss.

kk

you are the governor general. who do you represent. the queen, bitches. wait, my bad. the monarch. wait, that is the queen. dumbass.

k what the hell this textbook doesn't even have info on the gov. general it sucks. oh there we go

and now i am the prime minister. sweet i get to do a lot of shit.

it is time for AI i needa do 2 blogs @ once watch the show do my hw eat chili n talk to ryan n mayuko sweet multibming.

lol the show is on n she's lying

liessssssssss

leslie is dedicating feeling good to her grandpa. k aj does not appreciate you stealing his song biatch. lol she knows she sucked.

haley scarnato sings this weird song ot her fiance cuz she's queen of the night. well then. haha you cried.

sabrina sloan id dedicating this thing to her gma

FINALLy.

recap.

AI6 Top 20: Guys

My name is Phil Stacey. I am a baldy. What a great song. Except not really. You sound like it. N judges love but Simon dun love so much.
Break.

Harry Potter up next.

Splaaaack. What. Woooooooooooooooooooow.

AJ Tabaldo. Every1 is spanish. oh this song.

kkkkkkkkkkkk then sanjaya you are agy.

chgris sligh that lady is not your wifey gaylord.

pedrooooooooo

this not pg show

i'm cool i sing jamoroquiouzzaaa i screwd that up

can you not sing geek in the pink plz

brandon jones is to his grandma. grandma man what. lol i love grandmas. lol i love dogs.

what a scary lady.

ugh i hate you.

recaaaap.

AI6 Top 24 Week 1: Guys

Rudy Gardenez - What are you even singing and why do you sound so bad. Something about a fever. But not the big Fever song. There's a dartboard on his shirt. Can I throw a knife at it. Judges dun like except Paula but she sucks. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Brandon Jones - Damn. What are you singing. N judges love. 1-866-IDOLS-02

I hate you Sundance Head what a stupid name. You are singing a bad song. N Simon hates. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Breka. The dang next.

Back.

Paul Kim - He sings careless whisper n wears no lip. Ryan has no lip either. 1-866-9-IDOLS-04.

Chris Richardson - Wow tight. Dress like JT. Don't sing this gay song. Nick Pedro. What. 05

Breka.

Back.

Blake Lewis - Dun sing this song. Keane okay. Yeah man it was tiiight. 06 biatch.

Back.

07njaya is annoying. This song is also gay. Haha. 07

Bareak.

Back.

Christ Slight is lugly. what???? el divo or teletubbies

Jared Cotter back @ 1 biacthes. oh you didn't skip.

AJ tabaldo. yeah that' baldy. belllllp.

loolk it's Phill. no clay aiken w/o waves on a sunset bieatcchcchc. whoa. phill the agony.

reciaaaaaap.

AI6 Top 40 cutdowns:

Who are these people. Oh I know you please get through.

Sanjaya Malakar I know you you have a sis. But she got cut.

Anna Kearns oh yeah tall lady. Haha tall lady didn't make it.

Bernard Williams. Got cut. Wow you're pissed.

And some other people.

Melinda Doolittle. Stupid name. You got through. Who are you.

Brandon Rogers. I thought you were that other guy. Through.

Break.

Back.

Gina Glocksen. Got through. Finally lol.

Erick Johnson got cut.

Hayley someone got through.

Phill Stacey. Is through.

Breka.

Back.

Chris Sligh what a fat pig.

Blake Lewis. Is through.

Thomas Low didn't make it.

Rudy Gardines. ahahahah. innnnn.

break.

back.

Paul Kim. Got through.

Jordin Sparks. Got through YES!!!!

Some cut peoples.

Who is Nicholas Pedro. Through.

baaaathroom.

my last name means tranquil

harry potter what oh jared cotter

some chick.

wait what.

tommy daniels n sundance.

sundance is through

those girls who are they

and these guys who are they.

AI6 Auditions II: Seattttttttle bitches

My name is Brandon Groves and GOD someone was already you!!! America is a her.

YOU are the ugliest person I've ever seen. Like seriously, you're so ugly. Lol stick it on Taylor's face. Lol that was great. Lol they're like HELLO????

Breka.

Back.

Lol that was great you're ridiculous.

No your husband's not supportive because you suck and you're fat. Cry. Can you not ruin Christina. Lol the water made it worse. Awwww guys.

Lol what a loser this lady is an her mom. Lol that's great nice song PCD. Talk a lot lol. ahhhh dumb phone.

lol what a scary place.

break. awwwwww mario omg!! omg that was gay. OMG SCOOTER!!!!

back.

tommy daniels - omg i love tommy daniels.

karline stavros - xtina do you mind. oh i thought it was gonna be a yes. if she had not done that part it woulda been.

break.

omg!!!!! that was the star wars tribute guy!! holy!!!

back

blake lewis!!! i know of you. n yo ugot in

break. awwwwwwww why would you pick them

back. what an ugly nerd

yeah hardi bro n sis n sis got in n so did bro yeah hardi

break. oooooooooh cici n nate are still thea biatches

back.

what a neeerd. wow he's like angry. are you donever.

who is this spanish peep. rudey. golden ticket baby.

break.

back.

iu heard YEAH candia nidol!

you're like a retard. where did she come from. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaty

break. if you lie you don't deserve to have friends if you lie you don't deserve to have them if you lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

back.

hey look it's taylor v2 lol twist train. wow security they thought he was gonna kill him

tall much. anna. lol nice noises guys. guys you shouldn't make fun.

break.

back.

k is this show over yet

jordin sparks. holy jesus. i'm like in love with you.

back.

lol big red. omg. he looks like wolf from VF2. they're like ummmmmmmm. they're all dying lol. simon's like k gotta stay serious. lol listen to how he talks.

seattttttttttttttttttttttttle out bitches

memphis nex week

lol that last note

AI6: Omggggggggz guys it's go time!!!1111 k sorry

Yeah guys. Look at how famous we made these winners. Except not.

Simon Randy Paula are back.

What is that.

Yeah AI5 finale I miss that man Prince.

Sweet Jewel is there.

My name is Jessica and I'm a makeup artist. She's like omg Jewel. N she's dying. She sounds like a man. If I was Jewel I'd die. It's a no. K crying's gonna get you nowhere. Dude she's faking it. She's like trying to bawl. I bawl. I know what bawling is like. It's not that. Faker.

Break.

Back.

Minneapolis hell yeah.

Urban Amish is the new style. Troy Benham. Ahahahaha what a great song.

A bunch of bad singers.

Jesse Holloway. He went to get water. And now he's back lol and keeps singing. Jesse it was not good dawg.

Break.

Back.

What is that like the statue of Liberty. Apollo Creed. Charles Monroe. No.

Wow ummmmm slut. Denise Jackson. Crack baby. Mb if she wasn't so ugly. N she through.

Break.

Back.

Tashawn Moore. She wants women not girls cuz they rule her world. That took such a long time to get to the song.

Your name is what. Ryan lover? I'm sorry. Perla Meneses. Lol. No one likes her. But she's through.

Break. Guys I don't like Billy Talent.

Back.

What is this hick. Matthew Volna. Lol. What kinda song is this.

Lol wtf was that.

Yeah intelligence specialist in the US Navy. Ronald Reagan. Reagan Idol what. Jarrod Fowler. Yeah Rascal Flatts.

Break.

Back.

What is this lion.

Walt Disney world. You gonna take that Steven. Lol that's mean guys.

Break.

Back.

What is this. Kellie underwood. I mean what.

Dana Duley. Noooooo Gary only makes you good.

What anu gly kid. He's like mom I made it.

Break.

Back.

I'm in the army. What about a sparrow.

What about Chda Kreokger. she's like yeah i made it

break.

back.

dude that fatty goth.

break.

back.

blah

jonny is gone and i'm sad

tomorrow morning ism y last time to talk to him in like 6 months

i dun wanna watch ghost whisperer

haha the elevator broke

holy

like shrinking ceiling that would hurt

Jonathan is coming over tomorrow!!!

And I'm singing the lala songs of Gilmore Girls.

<3<3 Sam Phillips.

N I gotta wrap Jonny's prez.

I don't know how to say goodbye to you. I'm not good at things that I don't want to do. Should I pretend I don't care, you don't feel what I feel is there. I don't know how to say goodbye to you.

What a great song that is.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm the man who murdered love YEAH what do you say to that.

And I draw a line, to your heart today, to your heart from mine, one line to keep us sane.

There I wrapped it. You can totally tell what it is lol. It's a D&D calendar it is hot I paid $8.99 for it thank you thank you.

Wow that's nice to know. I should go to bed soon. But sometimes I stay up late.

These chips make me thirsty. I need to get Cott Up. There I got some. But I just ate a billion more chips so I ruined it damn.

Hello. I'm Michael Buble. Accent on the e.

I REALLY need to ada this is disrupting my sleep pattern.

kk bye guys love <3

K I'm pissed. I wanna go to school and I have to wait like a whole nother week. I just wanna see Brendan I miss him sooooooooooooooooooooooooo much that lil' baby. N his lil' glasses n his lil' blond hair that I run my hands through. Wow. Operah opened a million dollar school how amazing. I'm so hungry I need food. Awwwwwwww when we get back I'm gonna kiss him sooooooooooooooo much like the lil' bambs that he is. Who the hell is Rachel Blanshard.

Frank stop that. You'll break your voice. Gerard stop encouraging him. Dude you got Makeup on. Oh I love this song. Don't talk so gay. Guys I'm tired.

Xmas CD's: MCR Live DVD/CD set
Evanescence - The Open Door
Christina Aguilera - Back To Basics
MCR - Welcome To The Black Parade
Canadian Idol 1&2 Greatest Performances DVD

Clothes: Grey "Freedom" T-shirt with silver eagle
Black "Punk" T-shirt with like punkish symbols on it
Black and Grey striped knee-socks
Sally grey and pink-stitched knee-socks from Nightmare Before Christmas

Makeup: Manicure set (TWEEZERS hell ya)
Powder foundation (cuz lord knows I need it)

Jewelry - Faerie button
Old-school cross necklace soooooo tight

And random food. Yuppppp. Oh, and a battery recharger. Cuz damn, do I like to recharge my batteries. What.

I have become fat from that dinner. Fatter, sorry. GUYS. Language. God.

GUYS STOP SERIOUSLY!!

k my stomach is hanging over my size 0 jeans

this is a song about your grandma you don't need to use that kind of offensive language!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow okay i'm calm

gerard! stop it! they can stay on the ground if they want

sessions @ aol

these guys can't sing

don't stare at me like that i'm not taking it back

wow guys

k don't get so excited

wht

k what the hell happened to this page

lady sovereign is gay

lol that's hillarious

wow i should open my spanish

guys what is to chime

kk i finished that

wow i actually did something for once now to email it to myself k that's like 3 in one day lol

where did it even go

there

we in the car, we ride slow, we doin things that the girls don't do, the boys stare, we smile back, all my girls in the rainbow cadillacs, yeah

k that's a little to much dk for me

lol a not pg song he must have been like ummmmmmm

oh yeeeeah cherish

what kind of song is this whoa

Duuuuuuude. Danity Kane are sexy. As are Cherish. I think I am a homie. Oh dear. Crap thsee pants are too low no one wants to see that. SISTER!! Wowwwww nice song lol. God I thought you were off my list Bobby stop what do you want. Oh god this song WOW who says that. Lol that is SO awkward. Daaaaamn straight. K well this song is gay. Oh hell ya Press Pause. Hold me down.

K bye.

I am bored as anything. It takes like a year to log into this with the whole Gmail connection thing why did I even switch. OH yeah cuz it MADE me.



I've been up for over 4 hours. Cuz damn school was cancelled. Which is good, but it would have been better if I was still half-asleep when I heard it so then I could continue in my wonderful dreamland, but nooooooo. I had to be up, freezing to death, about to get dressed, and THEN it comes on the ready. And by that time I'm already awake and unable to sleep again. So I've been here for the past 4 hours, listening to Britney Spears Christmas songs. Yay.



Crap. No. Not Holly Long. I'm not READY for Holly Long yet. Shit shit shit. Turn it off now. Oh thank god. Panic! At The Disco. I almost lost it. Jeez Rebecca, premature moping songs much.



Random Random Random. Kelly Clarkson, Josh Groban. More Kelly.



Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Coldshit.

i toooooooooooooootally updated my blogger again

how hot do i feel

now i have to be like, a gmail freak

damn

with a billion new passwords brendan i swear if you hack me

scooters, vacation, fall

that is stupid

what the hell kind of time zone is this

Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of:
a) Indifference or
b) Disinterest in what the critics say

<3<3 Panic! At The Disco. Harry come online dammit I haven't talked to you in days.

Please leave all overcoats, canes and tophats with the doorman, from that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed, I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it, ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...with your midblack slacks and asentuating off-white pinstripes, whoah, everything goes according to plan. I'm the new cancer, never looked better you can't stand it, because you say so under your breath you're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?" Haven't you heard that, I'm the new cancer, never looked better and you can't stand it.

K I'm done.

I wonder if I should open Limewire. I need new Ev karaoke. Except what if they dun have it and my comp breaks. Oh well I need it. This is sucky karaoke. I remember that time when I was looking for Guy Sebastian n it was like The Open Door I was like k. Sweet I found what I wanted. I'm so happy. And very cold. I want someone good to come online. Now we have to see if that karaoke is crap or not. Better not be. Okay this is bad. It started off okay but now it just sucks I need a new one. Let me try the CMWYS one although I can't do that. K now this is karaoke why can't I do this. K I've got a My Last Breath downloading @ 8 mins and then Missing is almost done. There they're both done. Missing is okay. Now if My Last Breath is crappy I'm gonna break something that was my last one. Ha. Not funny. K you wanna work now that'd be nice. Beginning is good. Piece of shit. K looks like I'm gonna have to resort to Karaokeland although they reply when it's too late I'm like god and they use YouSendIt links which expire after like a day. Stupid Limewire. It gave me like nothing.

Must listen to Damien Leith I like love love love him. K. He better win. Lol I like stole all his songs off his MySpace. Stupid YouTube, remove all that stuff. Well that vid is still on my Myspace so ha. I want my slippers to warm up. Ohhhh that was nice. Does this song go on for like a year or something. Oh god I must be bored I'm talking to Fred. Why the HELL isn't anyone on.

Hey isn't there a video for Elevator Love. I must find it. I'd buy a Damien Leith CD. Whoa they redid Guy's website. Sweet. Damn I want to see that vid. Awwwww that was like the sweetest video ever like all in an Elevator lol. Was that really Jules it looks like her. N an apple lol. N they kissed awwww. Hey it's TSB. Awwww like an hours worth of album explanation lol. The boyfriend one was so funny he's ridiculous. And nobody is frickin online yet. I understand why Harry might not be on but Antony should be here.

Sooooooooo sup guys. I needa call Devin in a few. That's gonna be awkward.

I'm bringing sexy back.

Finally someone's on. It's Martha.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeere are those guys. I need food. But what do we have. Maybe I'll go to LemonySnicket.com. Yeah I'm bored. Is that even the website. Yes it is. Wow.

Waffles!! I burnt them dammit they taste so bad now.0-pppppppppppppp90o Do you mind. That was my cat. Okay seriously people this is ridiculous get your asses online. No estan linea. K.

I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue. K. Yesterday I was in art with that Devin <3.

Whoaa many hours later. But all of them came on and I was like finally.

N now I am watching CSI n looking up Harry Potter OOTP trailers. N eating Jalapeno peppers ahahahahaha. That doesn't work in typing.

So I should post this.

CI4 Finale:

Omg.

Group song.

Omgina Chad you look weidr. Brandon you are such a homo. And Katie you are lame. So are you sarah and Steffi. God Steffi go kill yourself.

Lol Craig. Ahahah singing Elton John. K shut up. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ROB OMGOOMGOGMGOMGOGM Craigie again. Omg Rob. Awww a lil' duet. Wow people are so into it lol.

Wow this song. And this one. What is this like Ocean medley.

What is with these freak dancers. Lol Chad like take up the whole song. Omg Rob I hear you. Where are you. 36 in the whole season? Wow that sucks AI gets 64 million a night. F Nelly Furtado. Omg Melissa.

N Judges. Haah Evalution. Shut up. Um what. Yeah man. The crew.

Break.

Back.

Omgina Amanda Bynes.

Omgina my Craigie!!!

Damn right. NFL pride.

Awwww his new nephew wow cuz the baby's not getting deaf.

Sup Mel. Sweet Speechless I love this song. Wow she looks diff. Awwww Aaron. K that's not even her who is that. N she got that thing that everyone gets when they go on like platinum bm.

Break.

N Eva's hometown. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiightina. Awwww her bff.

How about let's not. Cyndi is a freak. Lol nice hair Craigie. Wow black hair.

Ewww Nelly Furtardo. yeah cuzi t's crpa. Maneater is a stupid song. All her songs are stupid. Oh my god she looks like cher. Get rid of your bangs right now god you look so bad. This isn't an MTV awards show go away. This song is so dumb. That was the worst thing I ever seen.

Break.

Back.

Wtf is this. Top 10 + AFC. Riiiightina. They're like hey guys wanna go on CI4 and they're like sure. Rawr Tyler. Awwww he loves them. They have such white teeth. Wow that was good. Awww I wanna be that little girl right now. Ooooh I really wanna be that one w/ Rob. Not those. cha'ds not even ith them. Craig get in there. Awww. What is this Pat Benetar song to do with anything oh yeh WE Belong. Hey this is actually pretty tight.

Break.

Back.

Ooooh memories.

Awww Robina. 50 times that sucks. I coted for Craigie like a billion. Wow who dies like that. Yeah NFL pride.

Another group song sweet!

My god Sarah Loverock leave the friggin guy songs alone serious Michael Buble. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ROB@@@@ OMG!@!!!! I' mgonan die. Katie you suck. Chadie. You suck Breffi. Elliott pwns you all. Seriously Ashley you get uglier every week. Awww Tyler rawr hey you've worn that before. Awww the top 2ina.

Break.

Back.

Auditions!!

Eva. I love that: You wanna hear something in Spanish? No. When the b did she sing this?? Eva always wants to get better. Eva sings. What is she singing. When the f did she sing powerless? Oh. I see. how convenient.

Awwww Craigina. I remember that I was like riiiight. Lol Avril Lavigne. That one was so good Bon Jovi. I see it in his eeyes too ;). K yeah. That was hot hair. I'm Craig. I surrenderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. K. Awww I love his smilie. What will he sing. Danny boy I'm so disappointed. Your music teacher I doubt it okay Rebecca if she died then yeah I guess so god draw the line.

Break.

Back.

Billy! Hi baby!

Ohhhh you sound so good Craigie. Awwww best top 2 eva well cI2 was. Awww this song. Dude he's like I'm Craig yeah I'm like this. N Eva is there too. Holy crap there's 15 mins left. Awwww go hold hands. Craig dun look at her like that she's taken by Chad. Awwww n they is holding hands. Whoa that's like Theresa's dress from CI2 finale. Awww they love each other. Oh yeah like we dun know it's Eva.

Break.

Back.

Omg resultsina. Omfg omfg omfg omfg omfg. Damn right the rock rocks. Whoa Zack thinks Craigie is gonna win.

Omg it's almsot over I'm gonna cry. Wtf Cyndi Lauper gives them a message. Omgina Martina McBride. K get it over with guys.

Omggggggggggggggggggggggggggg.

Craigie you sang this. They said that. Eva you sang this. They said that.

Ogmmlgkmad'lfkjadflkdjfldjdf.

EVA!!

No shit sherlock. Well that was a lil' disappointing even if I saw it comign. Ben dun talk French. Lol she so called it too. Hey thank Craigie too. Dammit thank Craigie too! Oooh that was mean. Ooooh Chad go up there and like make out. Chad what are you wearing. Oooooh he's acting like a bf.

N it over.

Omg n CI5 I am auditioning amazingina!

CI4 Top 2 Performance Finale:

Oooh like a whole show recap. Oh it's ON!!!!! Yeah okay.

Yeah top 2 man.

Sweetness.

Except lame.

Chantal & Rain. Wow what a great song.

I love you Craig.

We met him in meekweetville. K now.

Craig Sharpe "Meant to fly". Awwww a single. This is a gay song. Actually it's okay. I guess. Wow what a great song. Awwww Cragie. Craig omg Craig. Wow. N Jake luv. Sass is like omgina. I heard you're a man expected for this crap. Awwwww n Zack hug. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Eva Avila - "Wild horses". She is good. N they all like omgina. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Back.

Nelly crap.

Craig Sharpe - "I surrender". Ahahahah. Shut up. Oh I bet you do. Lol. Why not just say it. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Eva Avila - "Meant to fly". This song is almost really good. Craig is betta at it I think. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Craig Sharpe - "What hurts the most" YES!!!!!! Everyone wanted him to sing this!! Yes!!! Kkk. Lol what i said. I'm just kidding Craig. Craigie...n all judges luv u <3 mannie. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Back.

Eva Avila - "How come you don't call me". Called it. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Recapina.

Craigie 4 CI4.