AI4 Special: World's worst

Lol that guy Atm. Lol Hardi Idol!! Lol Kazakstan. Lol Ken. Lol he's like a snake I hate Kuba. Lol that guy's like retarded. Blink. Lol I love that guy. Lol replace. The h is he doing. Lol I love that antique guy. Lol Nigel. Lol the hell is that guy like 50. And Peter lol. Lol he's like Irish.

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Lol the Mariah Carey girl. Jennifer Amero I remember her. Ken again. And that guy. Lol Jake!! Mark don't copy Simon's remark!! I hate these too. Lol he can't say her name right. Lol. Lol her family and Randall. Lol oops. Westlife. Lol he like cries and hucks something. That's not nice, people!! Lol Pete. That guy in Norway wearing a cloth. Jan Fredrik Karlsen. Lol the heck. Lol he looks like Alex h is he doing. Lol the Britney Spears guy. Lol that guy's cool I know him. Lol Paula's face. Lol singing sheep. The h. Lol that guy! Federov's more of a nerd than him.

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Lol what's happening. That guy's retarded. Oh no not that guy!! He's messed up!! Protect yourself I love that guy!! Lol they all dance. Lol the flag guy I love him!! Yeah enough of that guy. I think I know that guy. Lol him. Not him again!! Lol what? Lol please pass out. The King. Lol that guy. And that guy. And him. Lol. Scandanavia the h!! Kazakstan like some dang lol. What was THAT? Oh my god that guy I love him!! Like some old guy. Lol Kuba he's messed up. I know that guy he's cool. Remember him lol!! And he like talked it.

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Lol Gigi from Australia I remember her. Lol it takes like all year to finish. Lol Keith.

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Lol I love that guy from Germany! Lol he's like a horn. What is THAT? Lol and that guy's face. And this guy is like gold and scary?! Lol psycho. Oh my god he's like a stalker. Lol you think everyone's terrible. Lol you look crap. Well they're liars. Lol he's not lying. Lol he should have been like "I know where you live!!". Hey I love this Holland kid!! There's no beeping in that song!! Oh my god he's like a rat!!

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Ugh, when Kirk met Adam. Lol all the nerds in the world. The Derek is awesome. Lol the nerves suck in England. Lol the judge is like wheezing and crying. Um the guy has like one eyebrow. And he's still crying lol. OH MY GOD HE'S A RAT!!!! Lol and other nerds. Um this guy isn't the nerd of all nerds!!

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AI4 Top 3 Results: Omg so scared for Bo and Carrie!!

They and the audience got to go to Star Wars!! They suck!!

Vonzell went back home in Ft.Myers. The heck Vonzie don't scream. Lol former co-workers at the Post Office. Centennial park fans. She got a Key Lol. Lol a Vonz cake. Awww she's like all sad to leave. Now she's singing "Chain of fools".

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Ford video..."One way or another". They're running away from Paparazzi.

Bo goes back to Alabama. Lynard Skynard and friend lol they all look so freakish together. Lol he's like bouncing. Bo gets a key to Helena. Lol he's like gonna cry. And now he's rocking out with those guys. And now he's singing "In a dream" again by himself. Lol he's like scary.

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Carrie went home to Oklahoma. Don't copy me by never being on a plane!! Lol her number one fan. Lol who's grandpa!! Like her wagon coach lol. Lol she like yodelled the anthem. It's Carrie Underwood day!! And has a Key. And is in the Oklahoma music hall of fame. Lol her animals. And now she's singing "Crying".

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Carrie steps forward. Bo steps forward. Vonz steps forward. Vonzell is out. Now her journey.

Now they'll all singing together.

AI4 Top 3: Judges choice

Vonzell - Clive Davis picked "I'll never love this way again" for her. It was kind of loud and long. Clive said she hit all the notes. Randy says hard song to sing and pitchy. Paula agrees but says she nailed it. Simon says she can do better. 1-886-IDOL-01.

Bo - Clive picked "Don't let the sun go down on me". He has different sunglasses on this time!! Clive loved it and said he made Elton and Burnie proud or something. Randys says once again that he's in the dawg pound. HE KNOWS!! That's what Paula says and Randy says that now he's FOREVER in the dawg pound. Simon says great and he prefers him doing this to the rock thing and he'll see him next week. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Carrie - Clive picked "Crying" by Roy Os. Anne-Marie of CI2 top 100 sang this for her audition in Montreal!! Sorry. Clive said she did it in her own way. Randy says that he thinks they have a real competition going on tonight and it was hot. Paula says it was subdued. Simon says that she sang it well but not sure about last night and a bit wooden and something about voting. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Vonzell - "Chain of fools". This was her audition song!! Clive says she did it well. Randy says he had a good time one of the best vocals ever sung on this show great song for her could do all the runs made it her own! Paula says this song has been performed by many hopefull idols all throughout each seasons but nobody has nailed it as much as Vonzell has. Simon says she has the likability factor. 1-866-IDOLS-04

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Bo Bice - "In a dream". He's singing without the band. Like with no music at all! Wow. He's great. Clive said he pulled it off and that he'll win. Randy says that it was like his audition and it was unbelievable. Paula says he is a gift and that he'll go to World Idol. Simon said he mave have just put 34 musicians out of work lol. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Carrie Underwood - "Making love out of nothing at all". She was awesome. I forgot the show was on for a sec. Clive said it was awesome. Randys said she can sing. 1-866-IDOL-06.

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Judge's choice:

Vonzel - Simon picked "On the radio" by Donna Summers. Omg her shirt is like all pink and sparkly!! Clive said it was good. Randy says he enjoyed it. Paula seconds it. Simon says he echoes every word of Clive Davis. He said more than 3 words? Sorry, he's hard to understand. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Bo - Paula picked "Can't get no satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones. HE'S WEARING ORANGE!! You don't WEAR orange!! He's having fun!! Clive said he nailed it. And Randy said he was at a Bo concert. Yeah. Paula says something about one more week for free and then they'll have to pay. Simon says it's just light fluff. Simon's so mean!! We know he's joking. 1-866-IDOLS-02

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Carrie - Randy hocse "Man, I feel like a woman" by Shania Twain. Lol this is gonna be hot. She was great and she had fun. Clive loved it and so did Randy and Paula. Simon said the first part of the song didn't sound like her and she was probably uncomfertable and something about the finale. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Vote for Bo and Carrie!!

AI4 Top 4 Results: Ewwww Ehlie's coming over...

Bo looks mad. Who did they vote for? I hear Bo! Judges. Recap of last night's show. Lol Bo's grandma. Eeek Carrie! Lol Bo's grandma!! Lol Anthony and Bo and poor Vonzie!! Anthony has soul!! Lol blatant promotion.

Group songs with "Islands in the street". Lol CI top 100 song. Lol Anthony and Carrie. Oooh holding hands!!

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Lol ford video "Ready to go". Lol Anthony's a homie and Bo is like an alien. And now they all go on a roller coaster and become Aliens and Anthony's like "You look FUNNY" to Vonzie what a retard.

Vonzie's audition.

Anthony's audition yo!!

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larssss kingdom of orlando mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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Carrie's audition. omg

Bo Bice never before seen audition~~.......... he sounds like Chad Kroger. That was hot. That was the boiling point.

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COACH TICKET?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?!??!??!?!!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Bo Bice is safe. Carrie's also safe and she's like heeehehheeee!! 13456780

Oh no Anthony is gone!! Carrie's like having a heart attack and says she loves him and is like dying.

Go Carrie!!

AI4 Top 4: Country and the sounds of Philidelphia!! Beh.

Don't be so mean about Scotti the Botti! Lol they're all cheering cuz he's gone. Yup, cheer for Paula! Lol imagine Corey's in the audience and he's like WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

Carrie Underwood - Lol her sisters look just like her. "Sin wagon" Amy sang this on Country week last year on March 23!! Sorry. They had to change the lyrics for Amy because it was kind of wrong. and they didn't for Carrie beh!! Lol it's like a rodeo show. Randy says she knows who she is and she's ready and he'll get her record. I will buy your CD!! Lol Elias el Rhabini on December 25th. Sorry. Paula says she agrees. Simon also agrees. Ryan babbles about whether she wants to win or not. 1-866-IDOLS-01

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Bo Bice - Beh something by Travis Trip or something. Randy says not an exciting song. Oh my god he's like eheh. Paula says pick better songs. Simon says very boring and very lazy uninspiring performance and it looked almost as if he was doing a jam in a local club. Oh my god he's like BOBOBOBOBO It wasn't great!! 1-866-IDOLS-02

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Some former Idols are here! Jazzy and Mik-suck Gor-suck!

Vonzell doing some Trisha Yearwood or something! Um this is Leanne Rimes you retard "How do I live without you". Oh my god she just like screwed up the words way to go Vonzie!! Randy said the song was too slow. Paula says how are you. She says she's had a rough day and seeing her dad chunks her up. Oh wait, chokes her up lol whoops. Simon says that it was tough and he'll just leave it there because she's starting to cry. Awwww poor Vonzie! And now she's totally lost it. She's crying because she screwed up, not because of her dad! This is exactly what Jasmine did last year in Top 4 when she messed up and everyone voted for her!! Lol. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Anthony Federov - YES HIS PARENTS!!! His mom is like all babbling about how he's their baby and everything I wanted his dad to talk I love that guy!! "I'm already there" by Lonestar. Um you can't do that! But yes he can. This is the best song ever. Lol he's like trying to be a cowboy. Randy says it was good. Paula agrees. Simon says a bit cynical and gooey and Paula helps with syrupy. Lol no swim club competition and Anthony like pretends to take off his jacket RAWR I THINK SO!!! Sorry. And he says Thank You Ryan back! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Carrie Underwood - Misses her sisters Shaina and Stephanie and now she's crying. "If you don't know me by now" it was really good I thought you weren't allowed to dress that casual performing? All the judges hated it. And she's like "Okay then!" and walks away lol. 1-866-IDOLS-01

Bo Bice - "For the love of money" Lol his glasses. The audience won't shut up so Randy can't talk!! Lol his grandma. All the judges say it was awesome. 1-866-IDOLS-02

The Vonz - Misses her parents. "Don't leave me this way". Lol the Vonz. All the judges loved her. Eeek John Stevens is there way to not introduce him!! Oh probably because he ditched their record company. Ew disgusting Latoya's there too. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Anthony Federov - "If you don't know me by now" He talks to his parents YES!! Lol I'm living it and you're not!! Isn't what he said but whatever. Randy said good. Paula said something YOU EMAILED IT!! Oh wait mailed it whoops. Simon says better arrangement to the band but Anthony has no soul. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Recap!! Vote for Carrie and Anthony!!

AI4 Top 5 Results: Ehlie's here oh no!!

Tar heels Bo! K then.

Recap of last night. Carrie! Lol Bo's the captain of the dawg pound. Vonzie! Stop bragging Scott.

"Bridge over trouble waters" with all of them. Sarah get up off the seat! K that's gross. Lol Bo.

Beh they're all giving flowers to Paula everyone says she's leaving I hope it's true!!

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Ford Commercial beh Rudy that was messed up!

Anthony can have a seat on the couch. Vonzel staying where she is. Scottie has a seat on the couch too. Doesn't mean you're safe fatso!! That was uncalled for, Rebecca. Bo stays where he is too. Carrie stays too. They're the top 3. Anthony and Scott are bottom 2.

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Scott makes me throw up in my mouth. xoxo Tina

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NOnnoo not recording bad! Oh brain cells. Scott's singing "Everytime you go away". ooohh burn. Anthony is singing "Incomplete". I love BSB!!

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Kevin is hot. Paul is hot. HAahah you'll never know. no they aren't. I'll know. OC yay!

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And the person going home is Scott!!!! yay!!! I'd like to thank all the Americans for not voting for him. DON'T TOUCH ANTHONY!!

Journey!

AI4 Top: Liber and Stoller and Top 40 from this week.

Idol theme revealing.

"Poison ivy" by the Coasters. This song is hing retarded. Um why are his glasses back on he looks like Jonathan again! Randy says not amazing. Paula says props on having fun but she looks forward to his next song. Simon says he's lucky he's doing two songs because it sucked. Lol Ryan said why are you wearing your glasses and Anthony goes "My contacts expired and I didn't want to break my neck jumping around so I just put them back on". What, they're too cheap to give him more contacts? But that was the best line ever "My contacts expired"!! Lol!! 1-866-IDOLS-01

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Scotti the Botti - "On broadway". Connie sang this like two weeks ago stupid! Randy said some pitch problems. Paula says she's never heard another rendition of that song besides George Benson. Um. She's on something. Simon said despite a few pitch problems his best. 1-866-IDOL-02.

Vonz - "Treat me nice". Another stupid song! Lol how retarded but she was good. Randy says it was one of the best vocals out of the songs he doesn't know. Randy said "I don't even barely know that song". Lol Simon coughs. Paula says something about broadway. Simon said some parts were really good but overall a mess. 1-866-IDOL-03

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Bo Bice - "Stand by me". He's really good but I missed most of it because I was telling my mom about how Jordan Allard looked fat today. Randy says he knows who he is and what kind of records he should make. Paula says something about colouring it Bo. Simon says something really short and everyone cheered I can't tell because my sister walked in the door. 1-866-IDOL-04.

Carrie Underwood - "Trouble" by Elvis. Yay she's rocking again! Um she kicked down the mic stand I hope that hit someone! Randy said it was awesome and Paula said her favourite performance by Carrie. Simon says she's giving her fans what she wants. 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Curren theme now Top 40 from this week:

Anthony Federov - "Incomplete" by Backstreet Boys HAHAHAH YES!!! I haven't heard this song yet but I want to when I heard he was gonna sing this I was like HAHAHAH YES!! Randy is dumb. Paula and Simon loved him. 1-866-IDOL-01.

Scott Savol - "Everytime you go away". Lol my homies. Randy says it was good. Paula said the best peformance of him. Simon says more flat than in tune. He's gonna take you out, Simon!! Ryan says Scott what are you doing tomorrow night and he said "Start thinking of what I'm gonna sing next week". 1-866-IDOL-02.

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Vonzell Solomon - "when you tell me that you love me". That was AWESOME. Randy loved it. Paula did too and she has no memory. Simon's stupid. 1-866-IDOL-03

Bo Bice - "Heaven" by Los Lonely Boys YES I LOVE THIS SONG!! Lol he translated the bridge into English!! All the judges loved him. 1-866-IDOL-04

Carrie Underwood - "Bless the broken road". It was awesome she's great. The judges all loved it but Simon said she was a robot shut up! 1-866-IDOL-05

Recap!! Vote for Vonzell and Carrie and Bo and Anthony!!

AI4 Top 6: 2000-2005 songs:

Anthony was doing WHAT in Pennsylvania? It stays there. Beh. And everyone laughs at him. Ew? Bo Bice you were in a rehab center not doing some band thing.

Carrie Underwood - Um you used that clip in your auditions!! "Even god and women get the blues" or something. The fiddle is too loud. Beh what a freakish song. But it was good. Randy wasn't feeling it. Paula says blahbhehhbleia;sdfisjefasdf. Lol Simon. He says that the people who like her will love what she did. Stop dusting the TV, mom I'm trying to watch! 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Bo Bice - Ooooh he has a girlfriend!! And parents!! And bandmates!! "I don't wanna be". GAVIN DeGRAW!!! Randy liked it and Paula said he picked the perfect song. And Simon says it was good except don't wear the Lenny Kravitz sunglasses because they went out in 19something and not a good look. GAVIN DeGRAW!!! I hate him. Bo is like so scruffy only not hot scruffy like Allardina! 1-866-IDOLS-02.

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Vonzell Solomon - Beh her brothers are retarded. "I turn to you" by Christina Aguilera. That was AWESOME. Randy said it was a hard song. Paula said she's always good. Simon said because it's loud in there it might not be as good as Paula thought but Randy says it was better. Vonzell apparently doesn't talk on Tuesdays to save her voice so she needs to write stuff down and post-it notes everywhere and something Hi Vonzell how are you beh Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-03

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Anthony Federov - Lol his singing when he was like 5 on a tape!! Lol his russian parents like Vladimir and someone and he paid no attention in school. "I surrender" by Celine Dion. Beh. He was really loud and good. Randy and Paula liked it. Simon said he's brave. And he said he hated it but appealed to the people who vote for him and he nailed it. Beh. DON'T CALL HIM FEDEROV RYAN!! That's what I call him and I'm the only one who does!! Lol he goes to the gym twice a day rawr. Look at those arms okay I will Ryan!! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Constantine Maroulis - His scary brother Athan!! People made fun of his name. Lol his mom's name is Constance. Um where is his dad!! He wants to win!! Too bad he didn't. It was awesome. Randy says he was in a bar. Paula says not a great song but still awesome. Simon said when he left his band it was like starwars "Welcome to the dark side". Beh. 1-866-IDOL-05.

Scott Savol - Beh his parents his dad doesn't even like him anyway. And his kid!! Beh his dad is like dumb and looking around! "Dance with my father" by Luther Vandross. Um you can't sing this holy crap no!! This isn't the kind of song other people can sing. All the judges hated it and Sion said pack your suitcase. That probably made people vote for him. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Recap!!

FUCK YOU SARAH. YOU FRIGGIN MADE IT CLOSE AND THERE WERE ALL THE TOTWS AND ERA AND EVERYTHING PLEASE GO FUCKING DIE. IT WAS THE POPCORNS FAULT NOT MINE. I DROPPED IT. YOU'RE FUCKED REBECCA. UM I'M NOT THE ONE WHO LIKE SPAZZED BECAUSE OF THE SONG. SWEET NO FRUIT ADDED. NO REBECCA!! LOL YOU'RE DROOLING WATER. AHAHA I'M CHJOCKING I'M JACKIONG OFF. EW REBECCA, EW. UM I'M NOT EW YOU SPAT. THESE ARE THE TOTW'S:

"HE LOOKS LIKE A STREET PERSON! LIKE, SCUZZY!"
"DAVEGREENA!"
"BANANA CAKE!"
"YAH, UR SAYIN' I NEED TOOTHPASTE OR SUMTHIN'"
"SARAH! YOU TOLD ME THIS WAS A CAMPSITE!"
"NOT ALL REASONS HAVE TO BE REASONABLE"
"UNLOVED BY AL? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"THAT HOMER JUST BURNS MY WAFFLES!"
"OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PUPPIES!'
"WHAT THE H-E-C-K!"
"WHAT HEAD?"
"YOU JUST LIKE, CACKLED! AND QUACKED!"
"WHO THE HELL NEEDS GLUE?"
"WHO DIED AND MADE ME KING OF RECORDING THE OC?"
"CHIMPS IN MY FAMILY!'
"YOU LAUGH LIKE A SQUIRRELL WOULD IF IT COULD LAUGH"
"THAT'S WHY I GO TO GRANDPA'S!"
"YEAH, THAT'LL LOOK GOOD ON THE NOTICE BOARD!'
"I SAID PRIDE, NOT FUCKED UP EAGERNESS!"
"PASTORAL"
"BORN TO BE BILL GATES"
"FUCKA BILL GATES"
"FUCK A JEW"
"I GOT ASS KICKED, YO!"
"WHY DO YOU HAVE TEDDY FEET?"
"YOU ARE NOW ONE STEP CLOSER TO SILLINESS"
"DUMBART"
"MOVIDA"
"FLIRTING AND RUBBING BUDDIES"
"WHAT'S SOCIAL STUDIES?"
"WHO'S SCOTT SHOVEL?"
"GREAT UNCLE TED!"
"GAY PEOPLE IN HUNGARY"
"CAN'T YOU MIND TAKING THE DOOR?"
"YOU'RE A BENCH"
"BITE THE WAX TADPOLE"
"THE BLACK POND SPAT IT OUT"
"MORTARD"
"WHO THE HELL'S CECIL? MY NAME'S BRIAN!"
"WHO THE HELL'S KATHY?"
"SUCKS YOUR AUNTIE"
"SUCKS TO YOUR ASTHMA"
"DAVELINA, YOU ARE A HERO WITHOUT PEER"
"JPL GOT KICKED OUT FOR NOT BEING RESPONSIBLE BECAUSE HE FUCKED"
"NANCY PORTER'
"SMOKING ANTS"
"THE HELL TO BO BICE!"
"CONSTANTLY ANNOYING!"
"I LOVE MY CLICKY PEN!"
"ROUND BALL TOPIC SOMETHING KIBBLE"
"STOVEOLOGY"
"STOVEONTOLOGISTS"
"A BUNCH OF BLIND KIDS SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK"
"USING PEOPLE AS MATRESSES! THAT SOUNDS FUN! SQUISH!"
"MATURE CHEDDAR...IS THAT SOME KIND OF CRUDE INUENDO?"
"CALVIN PORTER'
"CHEAP LADDER"
"RAMBO TALKING KID LAUGHING"
"I HOPE THE BLACK GUY GETS IT'
"AND KENNY SAID 'JORDAN, WHILE YOU WAIT'"
"IT'S A GAME OF SOLITAIRE?"
"IT'S ONLY A PENNY BUT IT'S WORTH GOING DOWN FOR"
"DO I THINK BEFORE I BITE?"
"BARBER STYLE, OH OH OH"
"A LITTLE HARD, EH?"
"ARE YOU HAVING SALMON EGGS TOMORROW?"
"TWO MOUSES TALKING ABOUT COMPUTERS!"
"HE WAS ONLY GOOD FOR ONE NIGHT ANYWAYS"
"WHEN WE GET OUT OF THE BUSHES"
"SANDY'S NOT GOING TO WALES?"
"GENITAL CERTIFICATES"
"LEMONY SPRITZ"
"IT FEELS LIKE MY HAND IS IN HIS!'
"CHANEL SOU IS A MUSICAL GENIUS"
"CARRIE IS MATTUS FROM STATUS"
"SEX IN THE HOCKEY BATHROOM"
"YOU'RE HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE ON CRACK!"
"BECANJUSE!"
"I'm not impressed easily....WOW A BLUE CAR!!"
"Le grill?! What HELL is that?"
"Shut up, Mr. Shut...up...head"
"It was quite funny"
"We laughed for hours"
"We can't get a room"
"Found it! Oh no wait wait...FOUND IT!! Wait...if I found it now, then what the HELL was that?"
"What'd you get?"
"LENNY!!!!"
"Crazy for Jewish"
"By what-ing another guy?"
"I'm a giant eraser"
"October 35th"
"Judy"
"Venir"
"You do the bike"
"Diet purple nugget"
"Rittards with no one to come and drown us"
"The extra season of sweet family BM"
"The bus dude, if you stand up you can lick it better"
"Tramp"
"Quand aime"
"People get dirty"
"Sunny dee da"
"Jockamaya"
"That's not neccesary"
"You got stuck and they had to cut the desk off"
"Bert with Skoot"
"Stupid stupid stupid"
"Cousins with benefits"
"Pound away"
"The health inspector would shut them down"
"I'm not a constant study nerd with no friends"
"Bald little whiny"
"It's like BC Ferries over there"
"Raise your one eyebrow"
"Allard in training"
"I am SO...HIGH"
"She's dumber than a canary"
"Jockamocka"
"Whorndog"
"Because you touch yourself at night"
"You indirectly just called yourself a guy"
"Use the force to conjugate yourself"
"How am I supposed to eat both of you?"
"Banana tally"
"Get off my case, buzzard face"
"Benjamin Nushmut"
"I'm part of the Elvish Speakers community! It's my MSN group!"
"Haha...half-life"
"That's so retarded! I want to do that!"
"That man is kissing another man"
"Haha, holiday"
"We could SO gothify you"
"Traditional Icebox"
"Gothic Clan of Evil"
"Is he like modelling a picture of jesus?"
"Gun-throwers welcome at Country Grocer"
"What's a bathroom?"
"Mugworm Griblick"
"Get lost, Jack Frost"
"Dig a hole, milly mole"
"Go to jail, garbage pail"
"Faul and Pinnie"
"You'd look good as a bunny"
"You're like a pissed off jack-in-the-box"
"Dear Dracula"
"Brad est wicked dans le sack"
"My mom doesn't care, who's your boyfriend?"
"Shut up, Casey sees me!"
"Pizza tree"
"I got fucked 5 times today"
"You're not eating"
"Sarah has no butt there"
"Well I'm NOT you"
"Mickey Rooney"
"Is he like, a giant penis?"
"Let's go get some"
"Nyphomaniac"
"He looks like a bloody cheshire cat"
"A ball of flaming energy that never stops flaming...like Flamer!"
"Why are you still alive? I ate you, mother fucker!"
"DAN!"
"Good, cuz you're not getting any!"
"Fuckstar"
"In the pants"
"I like it roasted"
"That was a GOOD party...and the DRUGS!"
"Don't f-ing touch me Grampa, Nana is a cheating whore!"
"Midgets in my head"
"I can shoot ice out of my giners"
"I left my wallet in El Segundo, now I gotta go get it"
"Je suis un orange"
"So, orange, we meet again!"
"I cannot live without my lemon"
"Sarah's balls are leaking"
"Walk through the door, not THROUGH the door!"
"Muckwat, is that you? Meow!"
"Effety ff"
"Piss off"
"I'm the pillow master!"
"Hardcore fun"
"PJ Gagne looks just like you!"
"Flamer est le master de mon sack!"
"Penis enlargement"
"Living in a bumhole"
"I have no life but I'll do it later"
"Go down!"
"Have fun with that ;)"
"Baby muck's cool"
"Mugly"
"You don't understand bi?"
"Wheelchairs in Spain"
"I'm getting my picture taken with Vanna"
"It's rude to eat at the dinner table"
"Fiungers"
"I need to ask him why he has such small balls"
"You look like you killed a polar bear"
"Jewish food & drink"
"UMFG"
"Who could EVER forget a baby muck?"
"Feel how hard it is"
"Camerican"
"We're robbers"
"VCR"
"Polar bear got a mind of its own?"
"Miss Awkward"
"People are disgusting, they have organs!"
"Evaneket"
"Shittymore"
"The perfect weed"
"She's SO ugly it's disgusting"
"You know you want to"
"You better run"
"The librarian lady"
"He's turning 1"
"Haha, weed"
"Poor fake polar bear"
"He's outside in your mailbox"
"I GOT MINE!!"
"They crispified the lounge"
"What the bloody blood"
"We eat food and it comes out our fanny"
"Oh, danm of a shit"
"We could French"
"Colin always has his hot on"
"I can just see my brother's testicles being maimed"
"It tastes like babies!"
"You did it with Allard!"
"Danmation in all of the holy crap"
"They're more like sausages"
"What's Green Day?"
"Get off the drugs"
"Does that mean I shouldn't have bought you toast?"
"Dorkface"
"He got stuck in the Titanic"
"Jonathan won't do your mom"
"I don't get it...there's 6!"
"What's with the madness?"
"EVERYONE cares about Will Boyd!"
"Who's Holly?"
"He looks like a pear"
"Sour scream and onion"
"Come in, we're open"
"I want to be a fruit seller in more ways than one"
"In brackets a plumber"
"There's a cosmogirl in that car"
"The quadraplegic song"
"Guy who lost his wife"
"Cuz I vant to lol"
"I like EASTER"
"She's on helium"
"Stick it up your ass, Tom!"
"Crash Bandicoot sucks"
"Go wear an ugly suit"
"Bobette"
"Porpington"
"My stomache hurts like a bunch of pancakes"
"Strange estranged uncle"
"Want to have a baby?"
"Take that and shove it up your storage box"
"Kody and Enrico were about to"
"It hit me in the eye like a pizza pie"
"Strange a strange uncle"

WOW THAT TOOK FOREVER LIKE 80 OF THEM.

WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER. WHEN THAT HAPPENS FATE DOES EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO KEEP IT THAT WAY. I WAS NEVER REALLY THAT LOYAL SO I WAS BEING TAUGHT A LESSON WITH THIS UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT I WAS DOING WAS WRONG...AND NOW THAT I'VE REALIZED THIS SHE'S TAKEN AWAY THE OBJECTIVE FROM HIS LIFE, WHICH ONLY LEAVES HIM WITH THIS. IF HE WAS MEANT TO BE THIS WAY IT WOULD HAVE WORKED OUT IN HIS FAVOUR BUT IT DIDN'T. IT'S US THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE.

AND NOW I'M GOING TO BED WITH SARAH. EW GROSS NO NOT LIKE THAT. SHUT UP ABOUT BANJOS THEY ARE GAY. DOWNLOAD ERA IT'S AWESOME. ALL I HEARD WAS SOMETHING BASKIN ROBINS AND THEN VAMPIRES ARE GOOD LIKE DONKEYS. VAMPIRES AREN'T EVIL DON'T THROW FRICKEN BLANKETS AT ME INTERPOL LOL THE PUPPET. HAHA IT WILL LIKE GROPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. LIKE STPEH GROPED KEVIN BUT SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO. WHAT DID YOU THINK IT SAID. NOTHING. TELL ME. NOTHING. BITCH. TWITCH. WITH AN ITCH!! WITCH CAPITOL OF ARIZONA!! K FACE TO YOU THEN. CIRCLE K IS AWESOME SO JOINING THAT!! OH WAIT CRAP I CAN'T THAT'S IN UVIC. THAT'S SO IMMATURE LIKE PUSH NUMBERS WOW I'M UMBAH!!

AI4 Top 7 results: 70's:

Group song!! Beh calm down Connie and Federov!! Federov's shirt says "You gotta live like a rock star". Beh. I'm sure you do!!

Break.

Back.

Ford commercial! Beh this is like a rip-off of the muppet one but this one is like all retarded now Carrie throws her food at Connie. Beh.

Results: They're making two groups and one is the bottom 3 and the other is safe.

Vonzell, Carrie, and Connnie are in the first group. Anthony, Scott, and Anwar are in the second. Bo is left on the couch and Ryan tells him he's safe. Now he has to go join the group which he thinks is safe. That's exactly what they did to George Huff on the Top 7 Results of Barry Manilow on April 21st!! Sorry. And Bo goes and stands in the middle lol. George actually took a group (the one with Jen H, Latoya L, and Fantasia in it and they were the bottom 3, that was when Hudson left that was stupid).

The first group is safe. So the bottom 3 is Anthony, Scott, and Anwar.

Ryan tells Anthony and Scott to step forward and go around Anwar back to the couches, which means Anwar is out. YES!!! About time too.

A clip of his loser journey. God, you could tell right from his audition by what he was wearing and he was all Will Young with his shockedness!! And now he sings his loser song again. Except it's a really good song and would have sounded good if anyone else had sang it. Court-beb!!

"I remember, the 20 night of April, I left American Idol, everyone cheered and had a party..." sorry those aren't the words it's just a song I made up while he was singing it...it's my remake. Do you love it? I think you do. I'm weird. I'm also uberly tired because I was out like all day with Hannah and Gavin and Martha and Bubs up some mountain thing, so I'm going to bed now. Tomorrow's my casual wear day, yay! I've started wearing skirts all the time and I made Thursday my casual day. It's also ice cream run in PE, crap. I hate those I can't do anything. Um yeah bleep test whatever the h that is but he's apparently not in shape! What? I have no idea. I do not say that all the time, Alex, shut up!!

Fridge my computer's messing up please don't close this please don't close this please don't close this THANK YOU!! Um no I don't want to save this in favourites the h did that come from?

AI4 Top 7: 70's dance music.

Yeah, no one cares about Nadia leaving. Ryan breaking the theme news to the contestants. Lol Connie let's "boogie". What is with those band players.

Constantine Maroulis - "Nights on broadway". Lol he's dancing and he looks like an Allard. Okay that's gross, the makeup artists need to get away from him. I don't care if it's the 70's look it's nasty. Lol his dad and what is THAT? Randy says yo man good choice and he still doesn't really feel it and Connie's a vegas performer or something. Paula says everything is oh my god. Um she said pock. Lol his dad again. Simon says something about a waiter in a Spanish restaurant peforming or something. Yeah. Ryan says is Connie your man. He's MY man!! Sorry. Lol he's the older brother. 1-866-IDOL-01.

Break.

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Carrie Underwood - "McArthur park" what stupid song I hate Donna Summer! Randy and Paula like it. Lol barbie meets Stepford wives that's what he said Carrie looks like. Ryan says work on yourself first. Beh. 1-866-IDOL-02

Scott Savol - "Everlasting love". Yeah, why I threw the phone no one really knows. I REALLY doubt he sang that, mom. All the judges like him and Simon said he doesn't dance and Scott's boring or something. 1-866-IDOL-03

Break.

Back.

Anthony Federov - "Don't take away the music". He's going to shake WHAT? Um I don't want to know. Lol he's dancing. He's like all oh I'm Federov. And it's EROV!! All the judges like him except Simon says he's insipid. Yeah. Whatever that means. Um ew WHAT did Ryan just tell Anthony to do? 1-866-IDOL-04.

Break.

Back.

Vonzell Solomon - "I'm every woman". She keeps singing Trenyce's songs. She was good. Randy says she worked it out. Paula says she loves Vonzell and she thinks it was the best peformance tonight. Simon says she's not that good but her personality makes up fori t. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

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Anwar Robinson - "September". Oh god stop dancing ew gross tank top stop dancing don't need to see this ew ew ew stop I'm not going to stop till he goes away ew god gross stop. Can't sing this song. This would be a good song for Court-beb to sing. Um. That's Courtney Murphy. Ew he's like jumping a certain way on purpose ew ew ew go away. All the judges like him except Simon who says only the last note was good .1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break.

Um what is with this retarded advert for Coke with lime? Beh.

Back.

Bo Bice - "Vehicle". Lol Bo. Randy says he loves it. Paula says he's just proven competition is back on. Beh. Simon says it's the only good performance of Bo's in 7 weeks. Not true!! 1-866-IDOL-07.

Recap. Vote for Constantine Carrie and Bo!! And Federov! And maybe Vonzie too! Basically everyone but Anwar.

Whoops, I forgot to press post and now it's like 9:51. I'm a dumb shit.

AI4 Top 8: The year you were born

SHUT UP ABOUT NIKKO!!! Was it sssttt? I don't know! Lol Ryan burned Randy. Clip of Ryan telling them the theme. Stop peeking Anwar! Lol Connie's baby pic!! And Vonzell. Lol and Carrie. Lol they should have showed Federov's he was like wearing tights in Russia.

Nadia Turner - "When I dream". She was an ugly kid. And she also looks the same every week. God what is with her ugly face? Like she always makes this stupid faces and she thinks she's cool. Um what is she wearing. Randy didn't love it. Beh Paula's shirt. She didn't like the song. Simon said Paula's struggling. He says Nadia's the equivelant of musical wallpaper and she's going home. 1-866-IDOL-01.

Break. Anwar and Bo after the break.

Back. Beh what are they doing to Ryan Paula that's like what Sean Grattan did to me.

Bo Bice - "Free Bird" by Lynard Skynard. Wow. Um. Considering I'm at the deciding point of loving or hating Bo Bice, the way I feel about this is going to decide. I don't know. If I hate it, I'll hate it SO much and never go back to liking him again. If I love it, I'll love it SO much and never go back to hating him again. I'll decide when they show the recap. Randy loved it. Paula says see you at the finals. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Anwar Robinson - "I'll never love this way again" by Dionne Warwick. ANOTHER girl song? You know, Anwar, I think everyone basically already knows it. But just in case they don't, you just have to keep proving it don't you? His shirt is too open. Oh GOD Anwar you did NOT need to do that that was just WRONG. He jumped around but did it in a certain way that made his shirt go down. He SO did that on purpose. Ew. This is not your personal dating show, Anwar, even though that's probably why you're even on it. He was okay, Jasmine was better though. Randy says props and he thinks he's the best. Paula says something tone openess consistently great. Simon says one of his better performances for a while. 1-866-IDOL-03

Anthony Federov - What's on his head!! His brother is hot. He's 7 years older than him. "Everytime you go away" by Paul Young. Lol his brother. Billy Klippert sang this in the top 3 of CI1. Randy liked it. Paula's proud of him. Simon says very good. We don't need a repeat of last week's comments, Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Break.

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Vonzell Solomon - "Let's hear it for the boys" by Denise Williams. This is Carmen's song from the AI2 tour. Her and Paula are like wearing the same shirt. This is a cool song. It used to be my song for Jonathan. Well, it never was but it would have been a good song to be. She was good. Randy liked it. So did Paula. Simon said Nadia's going home instead of her. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Scott Savol - Says he's the real rocker in the competition. And he rocked out on pasta. Oh wait, that's just what I heard. "She's gone" by Hall & Oats, who are in the audience and like freaking out with the song. He was okay. He was good at the last part and the chorus but flat at the verse because he can't sing that low. Randy says one of the true dawg pound member and Scott starts like barking!! What's happening!! Paula says something about H&O. Simon said there were more bumnotes than there were good notes. And Paula says something. And Simon says it wasn't very good. And Scott said many people didn't have the nerve to do that so he won. Or something. And H&O stood up. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Break.

Back. Carrie next.

Carrie Underwood - "Love is a battlefield" by Pat someone. Oh my god she's Carmen. She looks just like her. And keeps yodelling. And sounds like her. God she's her. She's wearing a black tanktop thing that ties back and jeans it was awesome. Randy didn't like it much. And Paula did. And Simon says it's a bit like watching a kitten that wants to be a tiger. And Randy says he finally speaks the truth. Shut up!! 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break. Connie next.

Back.

Constantine Maroulis - "Boheimian Rasphody" by Queen. Oh god. What is he wearing on his head in that clip beh!! His mic is like being all crappy and making him sound bad when he doesn't. Lol he's like rocking it's awesome. He missed out a part I really wanted him to sing but it's all good. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Recap!! The TV signal is like all messing up. Vote for Carrie, Constantine, Anthony, Vonzell, and Bo!!

AI4 Top 9 Results:

32.8 million votes last night.

Recap of last night's crappy show. Jonathan says Carrie's awesome but he hates the song. And he loves Nikko. And he only heard the last of Constantine. And he said the black girl was really really nice. I think he meant Vonzell.

Ewwww, Fantasia's on...oh. my. god. I hoped I never had to see or hear her again. She's singing "Truth is". And now she's going into "I believe". Oh fridge I can't believe this is SO awful no seriously I'm not just saying this she's like raspy screaming and jumping and oh my god I can't even say anything. Kim C and Ruben are in the audience. Um well it showed Ruben.

Break.

Back.

Ford video "Everybody's got that something". Beh compared to last week that was cheap.

Nikko is always the first one to get results. NOOOOOOOOOO NIKKO'S DOWN THERE!!! Vonzell is down there too. Scott is there too. Everyone else is safe? What? Beh. Um Bo what is a gengre. Anthony agrees with Simon about his performance.

Break. They didn't have time to go through everyone because Fantasia was there, I just realized that.

Back.

Randy says American's confused because he likes black people better than white people. Paula likes them all. Simon

Vonzell is back.

Break.

Back.

Nikko is out. Fridge. His journey. He sings for like 2 seconds before they cut him off.

Fridge.

AI4 Top 10 results:

32.5 million votes last night. Hopefully against Anwar.

Recap of last night's cheap show.

Carrie, Connie, and Bo!! Nadia. Nikko. Anwar. Scott. Jessica. Federov! Vonzie.

Group song!! "Everything is beautiful".

Scott. Vonzell. Nadia. Bo. Nikko and Jessica. This is such a gay song. Carrie and Federov. Connie. Anwar. I know your story man, don't think I didn't tell. You can't wave your hands, you stupid people! Connie's hand beh.

Break.

Back.

Um. Ford commercial. They're like all muppets h and rapping! LOL BO!!

Results:

Nikko is safe. Connie is too. Carrie is too. Bo is safe too. Nadia's in the bottom 3. Jessica is too. Scott is safe. Jeez Scott like died. Anwar, Vonzie, and Federov just like last week...Federov just winked at me eek! I said that Ryan don't copy me!

Break.

Back.

Shut up Ryan I SAID THAT and so did you!! Federov's safe YES!! YES ANWAR IS THERE!!! Ugh he's like wearing pj's. Scott's like I don't care stupid! Lol Jessica is like David Lily it happens. Nadia's safe.

Break.

Back.

Who's Jackson?

Jessica's out. I hate that stupid gaylord Anwar. Sorry. Um h is her jacket. Stop clapping like a seal! Um no one seems to care. Carrie is probably like yes now I can win!!

Anwar Robinson: Gay?

I found this yesterday from IDF: http://love.blackplanet.com/Profile/view.html?profile_id=2855519

It's obviously not fake because the last time it was updated/logged in on was on January 1st, BEFORE the show started so no one knew him then, so someone couldn't have just created this. You can tell he's gay by looking at the bottom stats and clicking "I am looking for" and it'll say "Male".

The topic got locked on IDF, so it was obviously true.

It was so obvious from the very beginning. I always said it like a million times and it wasn't just because I didn't like him. I don't like Bo that much, and Bo's obviously not gay. You could tell by like how he acted and stuff.

I wonder if his students know this? But like I said, it's obvious.

I also wonder if it'll affect his being on the show. I certainly hope so, but probably not. Like I know he won't get kicked off or anything, but there are some people who won't vote for him because of that.

He's probably going home tonight, anyway. Either him, Anthony, or Scott.

AI4 Top 10: The 90's:

What the HELL is Ryan wearing?

Ryan is trying to make them guess the theme backstage. His clue was Geri Halliwell quit the Spice Girls. And they all get it then lol.

Bo Bice - The 90's is a blur to him. "Remedy" by Black Crowes. THE H IS HE WEARING. HE IS A COW!! LOOK AT HIS HAT. Okay I'm done. Um he gave Paula his hat. Um the drummer is like a spaz he like freaked and jumped up. Beh. He said he moos because he's a cow YES HE KNOWS IT!! Randy liked it and Paula says he's not getting his hat back. The bridge. Simon says he's a wedding singer and the song reeked. Something about a bice something. Something about a full moon! H? 1-866-IDOL-01

Break. Good morning Mr.Debt Consolidation!! Insignificant awww that's so sad! Um h did that guy say? SMALL POTATOES!! What does that have to do with anything. Um yeah they love their money. I NEED VOLUME TOO!!

Beh Elena Juatco on E-talk daily tomorrow @ 7pm on CTV!! Wow I haven't seen her in forever.

Back.

Lol Simon's like ah...ahahahaha....ha. Lol his only shirt.

Jessica Sierra - was doing something in the 90's I didn't hear. "On the side of angels" by Leanne Rimes. Um h is a hangel. She was good. Randy and Paula said she's okay. And Simon said people don't like her. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Anwar Robinson - Something about not going to school. "I believe I can fly". God he's horrible. Um he's like bald. Ewwwww. Oh god. Randy says it was okay. Paula liked it. Simon hated it. No number.

Break. Nadia Constantine after this.

Back.

Nadia Turner - Had straight hair in the 90's and then cut it off. "The only one" by Melissa Ethridge. Um she keeps making ugly faces and it's annoying. All the judges like it. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Constantine Maroulis - The 90's were great for him. "I can't make you love me" by Bonnie Rait. Lol he stares hotly. All the judges love him and Simon says better than Bo. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

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Nikko Smith - Saw his dad cry in 96 because of a tennis thing. "Can we talk" by Tevin Campbell. Um. It was kind of cheap but Nikko still rocks. Randy says incredible. Um not really. Paula says she's glad he's here. Me too. Simon says good copy of the original but that's a compliment. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Anthony - Came in '94 to America. Lol no glasses!! "The way you look tonight". Sarxy!! He was really good. All the judges say he was allright except Simon said the whole thing sucked. Simon sucks. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Carrie - Had her first date when she was 16 and the guy never asked her out again. "Independence day" by Martina McBride. She was good. All the judges love her and Simon said she's got it. 1-866-IDOLS-08. Lol she's like bouncing.

Scott - He had jobs in the '90. "My last cry" by Brian McKnight. Um okay. Ricky and Camile had this song. Scott has the same arrangement as Camile. It was okay, really good at parts and horrible at some. Randy agrees. Paula loved it. Simon said if he was in a karaoke bar he was going to turn off the mic. Um don't say that Scott will kill you!! 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Vonzell Solomon - Earned her black belt in the 90's beh. "I have nothing" by Whitney Houston. J-Hud did the best version of this along with Maria from Norway Idol. She was good. Is that Vonzell or Paulini Curuenavuli from AUI1?! All the judges love her. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap!!

Vote Federov and Carrie!!

Spoilers for tonight's show: The 90's:

Bo Bice - "Remedy" - Black Crowes
Jessica Sierra - "On the side of angels" - Leann Rimes
Anwar Robinson - "I believe I can fly" - R. Kelly
Nadia Turner - "I'm the only one" - Melissa Ethridge
Constantine Maroulis - "I can't make you love me" - Bonnie Rait
Nikko Smith - "Can we talk" - Tevin Campbell
Anthony Federov - "Something about the way you look tonight" - Elton John
Carrie Underwood - "Independence Day" - Martina McBride
Scott Savol - "One last cry" - Brian McKnight
Vonzell Solomon - "I have nothing" Whitney Houston

Apparently Anwar and Anthony sucked. There's a huge bunch that say Anthony didn't suck though. But Anwar definitely sucked. That would have been such a good song for Nikko! But apparently Nikko was cheap. And Scott sucked majorly. That would have been a good song for Nikko too! Connie was the best, Simon says better than Bo. And Bo kind of sucked. Carrie was amazing. Nadia had mixed reviews. Jessica was boring. And Vonzell also had mixed reviews.

Wow.

I just added a new part to the Jonathan plan, it's at the bottom the last entry.

Yay I get to see Davelina tomorrow and Lisa!!

I have my plan for Jonathan!! This is what I'm going to say when he comes back:

You said before that the only thing stopping you from being gay was me, right? Well guess what? I'm still here. Before I say anything else I need you to pretend that I'm still your girlfriend and that you'll actually consider changing your mind because of what I'm saying.

What you said about not really liking me anyway, I can understand that. You're saying that because now that you've decided you're gay, you think you never thought like that ever. It's like if I decided I liked another guy, and then told you I never liked you anyway, I just thought I did. The only reason I would say that would be because I would think that I was a different person now and that nothing about my former "being" was real. That actually did happen, there was this thing that happened with another guy, and it got really messed up and in the end I had to choose between him and you, and I chose you, and not just because I thought it was better, because I KNEW it was real.

And then there was that time at the mall, the second time, remember? We both know that was supposed to happen. And it's happened more than once, too: There was last time when it got messed up and we both thought it was gonna work, and then it did. And you said that fate doesn't just do things in its own, that people have to take action themselves. I totally agree with that, and last time you did that when you decided it could still work. And this time it's my turn to do something about the complete mess that we are both in right now.

And that's another thing, remember how nervous you were the first time? You got over that. That's one of the main reasons why it didn't feel right, because you weren't used to it. It was never that you didn't want it. The last time that you were here, when we were out, I remember something: There was this one part where you had your arm around me, and you told me that that was the closest you'd ever gotten to a girl, and I asked you if that was good, and you said yes. You might say that you were just saying that, but when someone is that close you to you you can tell if they want it or not, and you might have been a little nervous, but you definitely liked it. And what I said last time, you said you only said it back because you thought you should. That's my reason for saying it too. I never really felt that way, I just thought that I should.

That's another thing, you think that in the way of us being together, it either has to be way too serious or nothing at all. I don't agree with that. If we decided now that we could make this work, all I want is for us to like each in that way. That's seriously all I want right now, I'm totally fine with that. And that means something, whether you know it or not: That I'm willing to change for you.

You said that when you first realized this, you felt messed up. The only reason you would have felt that way was if you CARED, in that WAY. And you did, and you still do. There's just this stupid part of you that's telling you no, and it's winning. Don't let it. From the time that I met you to now, you changed so much.

You went from someone who was breaking twigs on a rock to someone who was willing to apologize for something they didn't even do just to keep hold of something good. I do believe that you are still that person. I know you think it's too late, but you know what? It is NEVER too late. Especially not with something like this. You know it's different and I know it too. We know we'd never find anything like this again.

I'm basically done, but just please, stop this now. It's gone on for way too long. It's wrecked so much of everything. It's almost gone, I admit that, but we still can save it. I've done all I can, now it's your call. Just think about it all, and whether you want to let it go waste, which I know you don't. But if you want to let this take over you, I guess there's nothing I can do. But I meant what I said before about this being the only thing I had. I'm not from a rich family, and I don't have that much. I have my friends and everything, but it's not the same thing. The best thing I had was you. I was so proud of you, whenever I told other people about you. You're so smart, and you just know so much more than I do. Even though we have barely anything in common, it still worked between us. And it still CAN, if you'll just let it.

Whenver anything else got screwed up, the fact that I actually had someone who cared in that way and who accepted me for who I am just made it all better. You don't know how hard it is to find somebody who actually likes me, you probably know why. And it wasn't only that you liked me, but there were so many reasons for me to like you back. I could really trust you, I told you things that I've never told other people. It was so good, really. Even with the distance and everything, it was still awesome. Can you at least think about keeping it? About keeping me, as your girlfriend, please?

I think that's good. I'm posting it now for Sandy to see.

I just got back from the Ring 2, so my recap will be a little short: I have ten minutes left: AI4 Top 11 Results:

Nadia and Mikalah are in the bottom 3. And Anthony joins them.

Randy says save Nadia. Paula says she loves them all.

Anthony's back YES!!!

I honestly don't give a crap right now but I'd prefer Mikalah.

Break. The Ring 2 was awesome, it was really scary Sarah kept covering her eyes lol. It was better than the first.

Back.

Lol Nadalie. That's what Ryan called Nadia just now.

YES MIKALAH'S OUT!!! Dear god I'm so happy. Stop crying Jessica. Oh wow a loser tape of her loser Journey. Stop crying Carrie and Nadia!! She says she's going to miss Simon and the people and the fans. Yeah, it's just the beginning of your trip HOME!!

Wow, she's the second person to have this as their sing-out song. Carmen was the first, although she didn't deserve to leave.

Stop it, Jessica!!

God, she's even more horrible than yesterday and the night before.

Lol she got cut off. Awesome.

I hope my mom remembered to record the new episode of RFR.

I have a plan to get Jonathan back, and I'll talk more about it later.