Top 2: Performance Finale

I don't need a recap of the top 100 which was one of the worst things ever. Vince!! Or top 30-crap.

Top 10 is there!! Hi Joshy!! Aaron!! It's been a week and I've missed you so much!!

Lol Zack!! He's dressed like Elvis.

Lol Shmelvis Jake!

The top 10 in auditions.

More top 100 recaps.

Judges talking about each other. Apparently Farley is hiding something.

Wait Theresa is there NOW?!

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All of the people from two years ago!!

KALEB!! TYLER!!! BILLY!!! JASON!!! Anna. TYLER!!!! Ew Toya still a fatty. Shane lol. Lol Gary!!! KALEB!!! I love you so much. Jason!!! Cruddlesticks I forgot to press record!! Theresa!!!

KALEB!! Sorry. Tessy!! Her CD is awesome. So is Jason's!! Lol shane. BILLY!!!!!!!!!!! That CD is my favourite. Fake Hedley. Anna. Tyler you do construction!! Oh god no! Billy!! Shane Jason. Billy Jason!!!

THERESA!!! "Turn my back" oh I love this song!! Where is my mom um don't leave stupid where is she!!! I seriously love this song. She's still so pretty!! I know all the words!! Oh my god she still says thank you like that!! Lol she's exactly the same like crying. Lol certified Canadian gold!!

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Melissa!!! I love you you can do this.

Rex Crappy lookin the same as always.

Lol Wrecks is a role-model to who? East country hicks? I have no idea what that means.

Up Till Now recap. What an ugly he is!! Melissa!!

Melissa's judges choice: "Angel in the morning"...yes...I know...this...I know she can take this home and she will. Lol so she says it again. Jake liked it. Farley said some stuff I was watching the person behind him. Sass liked it too. Lol Zack cries and says that was really nice. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Rex Goudie - "Alive" the Idol single. We won't be able to tell if it's good cuz he sucks no matter what he sings so Mel should have sang it first. Um Farley why did you make him sit no not best single. Sass says he kicked Canada's butt. Yes. Zack offered him a record deal that means he won't win. Jake said great song and best nope and not Rex's either. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Loreal stuff. Their fashion magazine cover. Ashley!! Get away fatty. Lol emily. Mel. Rex ugly!! Ew that Daryl. Suzi. Josh!! They were loud for him.

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Melissa's own choice - "A Broken Wing". I LOVE this song. Diana sang this in AI3 and someone else who wasn't as good. It was good. Sass liked it. Zack said something about basketball practice and that it was really good but not what she's going to be 5 years from now. Yes...Jake says that it was tech. good but boring. Shut up. Farley says he likes looking at how she tells the story. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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A note from Jon. Lol Roll it Joni. Lol him and Jon!! Lol you do not touch his hair. And the baby is scaredof him. Lol pillow fight. Undermining his authority lol. And then he jumps on him and like beats him up. And steals his dinner. Lol he's actually listening. And they're dancing and playying hand games and hugging. Awwww. Lol I'm right here Ben. And he comes. Lol they hug!! Lol now beat it.

Rex - "Bulletproof". Don't even get a life stupid!! No one can sing Blue Rodeo unless they're REALLY good. So bad. Zack says his lower reg. is ehhhhhhhhhhhhh. And something about his pretty face and he is what he is. Jake says he loves the song choice. I don't! And something about hathead. And Farley says 15 year old girls voting for him. Um not me!! Not that low sorry I love Blue Rodeo. Sass says he keeps surprising her. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "Alive". She always wears corsets she's awesome! JAke says she looks her best tonight. Farley says something about ice cream. Zack says long live the queen. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

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Lol Jon he always does the voting has changed over the year thing.

Rex - "Superman" by Five For Fighting. That better not be the flying the car song. No one can sing that. REX!! Don't make me sing it!! Farley said something I didn't hear cuz my sis is talking about frutflies and beans. Sass says it's not just about singing. Zack said good song. And it's not about silly moments of vocalism but who people are and he's his friend and he loves him. Yes...Jake...I heard Hackeysan. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Recap.

Mel!!

CI3 Top 3 Results:

All the popular BNL songs in one medley. Rex Goudie cannot SING. Lol Melissa yawns.

Judges!

Rendevouz DejaVu. Yes. That.

Wrecks Shoutie!! Thanks that person.

Baron Smallpole! Ew lol.

Felissa Snow'neil!! Yeah I'll stop now.

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Hoggard.

And his crap-ass fake band Hedley.

"On my own". "sir your daughter is the picture of Grace and charm." - Rex

Delissio Pizza!!

Comments overview from last night.

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The one out is.............................Aaron!!

nooo not MEX!!!! BEN AnD AARON SITTING IN A TREE@ the mall

I want to hug him

Thomas yeah!! I love you Aaron!

ThE eNd!1!1!1!1

That was sarhlie.

CI3 Top 3: Barenaked Ladies

It looks so weird without Suzi.

Lol the Ladies are there!!

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Shawn Ashmore is HOT. He's from...crap...I forget. Not just Terry.

Rex - "Brian Wilson". Lol 300 pounds!! What a messed up song. Oh my god Rex can't sing. 1-866-IDOL-01.

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Aaron - "Break your heart". He was good. All the judges say he's the best. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "Where we use to live". She's the best so far and the judges agree. 1-866-IDOL-03.

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Rex - "I will answer" or something I missed the title but it's a great song. Rex cannot SING!! He said crucify like he's serious and it's not meant to be. Zack doesn't like it. Jake says he wouldn't be here if he couldn't sing. BS. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Aaron - "Enid". Lol he's like bouncing. Jake said the reality is you have to have fun with that song and he did it that way. Sass didn't like it, neither did Zack. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the heck Aaron don't talk like that to Zack!!! 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "When I fall". Farley says she's good for her age. Sass says that she'll catch Mel is she falls but she won't. Zack says there are no rules there's her and she's it. Jake said it was mature and pro and she showed how good she is. 1-866-IDOL-03.

Recap.

CI3 Top 4 Results:

Last night's recap.

Group song!

Why is Aaron dressed like he's working at the gas station? He looks like Floyd the mechanic from Brotherly Love. Um we don't need to see him and his girlfriend. So Suzi DOES have a husband person! Get away Rex. And Melissa doing stuff. I wish I could do that with a ball. And all of them doing stuff in the behind screen.

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A look at their trip to Graceland. Suzi is like duh. Does his phone still work? Nobody's allowed to go up to Elvis' bedroom. Imagine if Aaron was like NOBODY BUT ME!! And ran under the rope. They're at his tombstone. His middle name was Aaron. Aaron is probably like YES!!! Group hug.

Some peeps got a backstage tour because of their letters of inspiration. Maybe I should have written a letter. But they wrote like a letter and made a CD and like a billion other things and I don't have that time, so.

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The first Key Club meeting of the year was today. There was like this huge reunion thing where everyone freaked out about seeing each other lol and when Kevin came in Kat and Steph were like "MARY!!!" and threw themselves at him lol he was like um.

I signed up for like everything, I just kept putting my hand up when Steph asked who wanted to do stuff.

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It's Suzi's birthday!! I knew that.

Ben's recapping their song choices and judges comments.

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Seriously, I signed up for Advertising Committee, Candy Cart, Unicef for the Royal Oakers, and Hockey next week.

Who's birthday was it that they didn't get kicked off? It was a guy. Damn I can't remember.

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Suzi got kicked out? No! Um that's kinda screwed up. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Suzi sings us out.

Barnaked Ladies theme next week.

CI3 Top 4: Elvis

Judges...

Elvis clip.

Suzi!! Melissa!! Aaron!! Rex!!

Clip of their trip to Graceland.

Aaron - "Teddy Bear". I love Aaron. Keep doin' THAT, though, and it might change. Jake likes him. Sass says a good name for big men everywhere. Far;eu says he's good. Zack said next. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Who?

Suzi Rawn - "Heartbreak Hotel". Farley and Sass say good, Zack says she looks and sounds like she needs a good night sleep and Jake says he doesn't know what Smelvis over there is talking about. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa O'Neil - "A little less conversation". Sass says Mel's her idol. Zack is like what. Jake didn't like it and found it screechy. Farley says Elvis is made for Elvis. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Rex Goudie - "Blue Suede Shoes". Zack said it was cheese. Jake said the song's tough. Sass likes it. Farley does too. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Aaron Walpole - "Love me tender". Jake said he's in his comfort zone. Farley liked it. Sass likes dramatic moments. Zack said some people watching the show will think it turned into the dairy network. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Suzi Rawn - "I can't help falling in love with you". They all like it. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Lol Jon!!

Melissa - "You'll never walk alone". Sass says simple sweet and stunning. Zack says something about sleep and he thought it was honest honourable and she'll sing a lot better next week. Jake says something. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

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Rex Goudie - "If I could dream". Zack said tonight sucked. Lol Jake!! He said he thinks it was the right song for his voice. Farley says that he agrees with Zack and Jake. Sass says whatever and "I thought that was poo but I really like you!!" Lol how old is she like 5. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Recap.

CI3 Top 5 results:

Why the HELL does it start 2 minutes early? I missed a bit of the group performance!

Suzi should be really glad she's wearing a dress right now. That Aaron! What the hell kind of hanshake was that?

Casey and Suzi are totally copying each other with dresses over pants. Except Suzi has a dress over a shirt over pants.

I find it hard to watch Casey after all the retarded stuff I read about her earlier which I doubt is true because she's not that kind of person.

JASON IS THERE!! Ben is holding up his CD which I have and it rocks. I love you baby I miss you!!

Recap of last night's suckfest. Aaron will probably go because he was the best.

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They went to the sick kids hospital. Lol Aaron's playing video games.

Results:

Casey. Melissa. Aaron. Suzi. Rex.

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Um Ashley Simpson can't be in a movie. She can't even sing.

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Rex is safe. I don't WANT to see frickin' Rex Goudie again!

Suzi is the first member of tonight's bottom 2.

Aaron's safe yay!!

Melissa's safe. Lol Ben messed around with her and said I'm sorry but you'll have to endure this next week because you're safe and she was just like what I don't get it and then she realize and was like stupid Ben.

So Suzi and Casey are the bottom 2.

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Casey's out. It's about flipping time! Seriously, I liked her, but when she started getting everyone kicked out because of her town of Wackawacka or whatever, it was annoying.

Casey's journey. She WAS the best singer at her audition and I have no idea what happened, it just went totally downhill from there.

Um I think she's losing it.

Casey sings us out.

Elvis next week.

CI3 Top 5: The Guess Who

It sucks so much now that Joshy is gone. Sorry I didn't recap the performances, I was out with Pip all night and Wednesday Ehlie was here and I was too wrapped up in playing Ahriman's Prophecy.

Canadian SUCKdol!! I haven't said that since Josh got in.

Can't wait to vote? I don't even know IF I'm voting anymore, which just shows you how much this show sucks right now.

The fate of Josh Palmer...shut up Blen.

Lol I can do that thing with Zack now he's done it so many times.

Why is Blen's neck all red?

Um Zack don't copy Josh by playing guitar when you even said that just because you could doesn't mean you would!!!

The CD is in stores today. I found the track listing and it's all top 32 songs it sucks. Except Josh. And Melissa.

Aaron your CD song is cheap. So is yours Suzi.

Studio clip of them making the CD? How about no.

Not that guy he's always making their CD!! I remember him talking about Jenny. I even have that clip.

Ahahahaha BMG. Lol Sarah.

Casey your song is cheap.

Oh my god shut up stupid girls about Rex. He can't sing that song it's Tyler's.

Suzi your song sucks you're so bad at it!!

Lol Maestro who the heck is that?

Tommy Lee was with them?! Beh that guy is so weird. Josh would have loved to see that. Lol he went to school. That show is messed up. Yeah how about I don't want to.

The Guess Who clip. Jonathan met them in Whistler in December. He didn't believe I knew them. And then he randomly started talking about Bonnie and Clide beh. Josh would have been good with American Woman or These Eyes. Lol a million times I thought that was just something people said.

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Beh who is Rex Harrington.

Rowdy Rex Goudie! I heard "I'm not being bias". "No sugar tonight". Don't touch people Rex. This is a really annoying song it has like 2 notes. You don't NEED any more sugar, you're hyper enough already. Jake thought energy was there but he just felt that he could have been a little bit more melodic in some of the chorus. Farley says that the song was perfect for his voice but he was just a little stiff and to try and loosen up a little bit. Sass says Gosh darn brother that was amazingly good and amazing is her favourite word. Zack said that for the first part of the song he looked like the Tin Man from the wizard of Oz but it doesn't matter because he sings so good and has so much charisma. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break. God this meat pie is hot. I don't WANT to go back outside Venwood, I'll get killed! GOD THAT'S SO HOT I HAD TO POUR LIKE MY WHOLE GLASS OF COKE INTO MY MOUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Casey LeBlanc - "Timeless Love". It was okay. Farley says that all she does is please the people who vote for her. Sass says that it's nice to see her relaxed and best she's ever done. Zack says it was solid but it's like watching paint dry and Casey says that can be fun. Jake says that he echoes what Sass and Farley said. Yeah well it's a little late to step up now. 1-866-IDOL-02.

Break. Crap I just threw meat frickin' pie all over myself and it burns like hell. Don't sing that Rex song advert!! Stupid GlamShine Juice, it totally doesn't look like that I hate it!!

Back. Now it's on my shirt!!

Suzi Rawn - "American Woman". Beh! That green shirt vest is kinda ugly. How did I know she would wear a corset? HOW did I know? Um what was that Suzi!! Yeah stop that now. I've thought of singing this song before. Lol Sass. If she goes UH one more time...Sass likes it but Zack doesn't. Jake says that it's smart that she picks the more modern version of songs to sing. Farley says that he partially agrees with Zack. Lol she says would win against an American woman. 1-866-9-IDOL-03. What the heck was that Ben?

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My JoJo doll looks awesome. My Amy Lee one was best along with my Avril one though.

Look at this BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY ones!! Um that doll doesn't even look like Emma Watson at all!!

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Melissa O'Neil - "My own way to rock". She's not as good as she used to be. Zack says she's going home. Jake says he can't disagree with Zack except that he thinks she will survive. Farley says he doesn't get that...I don't even know what he's saying neither does he. Sass says she's a natural and she did a terrific job. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Loreal clip. We have one of these like every week! For cover shoots of something. Oh get a grip girls, it's just Rex with his shirt off.

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Aaron Walpole - "These eyes" Ooooh I knew he would do that and I can just hear it now!! Jake said perfect song. Farley stood up. Farley says he hopes that he records that on his CD. Sass says that she appreciates the control that he had in the higher range. Zack says he thinks it was clapping. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Recap. I don't think I'll vote. Maybe some for Suzi and Aaron.

My Avril doll looks like ME!!

CI3 Top 7 Results:

Bottom 3:

Daryl
Aaron
Casey

Back first: Casey

Out: Daryl

Top 6 theme: Classic Rock

CI3 Top 7: Standards

I'm at Martha's house in Vancouver, I'm on her computer and watching the TV in her room. I can't see it too well so it sucks watching it from here but I have to. Tim and Martha are at the window yelling at Hannah to get out of somewhere.

Judges. It's Farley's birthday. Don't say I never do anything for you, Zack!! Ew.

Standards history recap.

I just said to Ben "Shut up and bring the kids out". I'm turning into Ben. HE calls them kids. Even though they're not!!

Yay we have an orchestra!!

Rex!! Casey!! Daryl. Suzi!! Josh!! Melissa!! Oh god what happened to JOSH!! Aaron. Seriously he doesn't even look like him that is so not him!!

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That skating pair is in the audience, that girl and David Pelltier.

Suzi Rawn - "Minnie the moocher". This is a retarded song. This is so gay!! Jake says part of style is swagger which is part of substance and she has that. Right. Farley says that when she can have fun with different themes it's great or something. Sass said that was amazingly fabulous. Zack said good for you. And they all laugh. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Aaron Walpole - "I can't believe you're in love with me". He looks like he's in the Italian Mafia or something. John Stevens would have kicked ASS at this song. Johnny was on CBS news today about his new CD which came out like a month and a half ago but still. Off-topic. Anyway, Aaron has a hat and sounds REALLY bad trying to be all like jazz. It just sounds really bad. And all like a duck or something. Farley said something Hannah's too loud. Sass said it was amazing. Zack says like you know dude like there's like bad news and good news and it was fantastic. For both the news. Beh. Jake says if you're like Zack you can just take the bad news and Zack says it's not necessarily good news that it was fantastic. Jake also says that he showed everyone. Ben freaks about Sass liking it. Um. Aaron what the frick are you doing like stroking Ben's shirt get away!! 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. I feel like I have to like press pause or something. Hopefully Bubs is recording it at home. Lol what the hell was that like a bird like choked up a worm in some advert. A cartoon bird for like some Madagascar-like cheap film. I say like a lot. That reminds me of...stuff. Stupid Jonathan, not email me, it's Tuesday you always email on Tuesday!! I heard "Thanks, Kyle". Meh shut up stupid!! I kind of miss Ehlie. But she's away and I'm away and we both get back sometime next week and I get to see Barbara tomorrow so I'm excited as hell because I haven't seen her in 3 years though I saw a picture last week and I was like oh my god that is so not her. I heard "Bananas are FUN!!". Whoa now!! Easy on that banana, girls!! And we go to Playland on Thursday eek!! Stupid show, come back on. I don't care about Canada post, Jon!! What would I say to them?

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I want to see my Joshy-poo!! OH god I did not just say that.

Melissa O'Neil - "It's de-lovely" by Ella Fitzgerald. Don't say take it away boys. Ever. Melissa looks so pretty!! She looks like Jasmine with that flower in the hair!! She's going kinda flat. And a little off-key there. But for 16 she's good as hell. Sass says she's by far the best singer on the show right now. The emotion and the vibe were really good as well as everything else which were perfect. Zack hopes nobody missed it. Jake said it would be hard to argue with the last two comments. And that Melissa embraces the idea and Canada finally figured out why she's here. Farley says that it was lovely and really well done and beautiful. Melissa O'Neil. Ben Mulroney!! Don't copy Jenny!! Melissa watched a bit of De-Lovely to prepare she says. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Josh Palmer - "When I fall in love". Oh my god. That is not Josh. Oh. I have to be closer!! Oh my god Josh stop loooking like that! Oh don't smile like that at me you'll kill me! Ooh, I love his smile so much!! I seriously just said that. He looks so different his hair is all pushed up and everything!! I love Josh so much!! I love Josh to death. Zack says thanks because it's the happiest he's ever been on the show after that. Jake says at times it seemed like he was watching at old 40's matinee idol with his hair and forget everything the singing was incredible. Farley says the same thing about an old telethon and it was soft and sweet and perfect for the song. Sass says it was dark, mysterious and contemporary Idol. Josh makes everyone give it up for the band. And it's the hardest thing to do but he loves it. The show, that is. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Break. Dammit, I almost got up again to pause the tape!! There IS no tape, stupid!! Oh god I want glam shine juice so much!!! Sammy does not CARE what those are!! Don't extend the ad and make the dumb baby say stuff he's like 2 he can't talk stupid!! I hard "It's out-landic". I'm this close to recapping If You Think You Can Dance but that show goes on for like an hour and a half and I don't really know the people in it except for that awesome dude Ryan who I love but I think he got cut. Lol that guy!! Matt from the Best of BC should be CI co-host he's awesome.

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Lol Jon is like pretending to be a jazz man!! And he's saying he loves Sass lol!! He asks sass to dance and she says maybe in the next life cuz she's kinda married in this one. And then he turns to Jake lol!!

Rex Goudie - "Feelin' good". Who sang this? Ooooh, Joeri Fransen from Belgium Idol 2!! And this is so weird because he totally looks like Joeri I've thought that from the beginning so has my mom she'll be like oh my god!! Lol he like tips his hat. Except with Rex's like wanna-be rock thing going on it doesn't really work but it doesn't matter! K Rex stop trying like that it sounds really bad. Joeri kicked your butt at this!! It was good till the end when he starting trying too hard to like yell and it sounded just so bad. Rexy!! Sexy Rexy. NO!!! Jake says it's interesting because a lot of the original rock and roll songs came out of that era and basically Rex took the the song and made it into Rex rock. Yeah, that's all very well except for the fact that there are some songs you can't just "make your own" and this is kind of one of them. Oh, and he also says that this the best Rex has ever sang on the show. Not true,
Stevie Wonder night was better for him!! Farley says if he has fun they'll have fun and so will everyone at home and good job. Sass says that this is gush night for the judging panel and they're blowing her away and she didn't know they had that kind of range and she's really impressed. And Rex says nice suit to Zack and Zack says nice hat boy and also that if CTV had some sense they'd make Idol like the Amazing Race where tomorrow night...EVERYBODY STAYS!! Right. Except Daryl. Wait, that was me. Rex says he only knows that song because he heard Michael Buble sing it on David Letterman. Rex, that's pathetic. I knew this song and I'm 15. Seriously, just because you're 19 doesn't mean you have to show everyone you're dumb because you don't know music. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Break. My arms are tired you have to type so fast to get everything in especially the judges comments!!

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Casey LeBlanc - "I could write a book". She's doing okay. Someone needs to stop her dancing like that she's always done it and it's annoying. Wow, she just totally cracked. Like literally her voice did. Jasmine did that in the top 6 week of AI3, "Latin hits" on April 27th. Shut up!! I don't even have my AI3 folder to look at when it was, I just knew it because that was the week John Stevens was voted off and I know that was on the 28th. I also know how to subtract one day from another. Farley says she's not stepping up, there's no risk but she looks great. Sass says she thinks the same and it's not really the genre for her. Zack says one line was really stellar and spectacular and she looks great, she represented all those things represented and it is what it is. Jake asks him if he took his happy pills today and Zack says that he knows he can't do any right here so he may as well just say that. Jake says he can't disagree with the rest of them. It doesn't feel right, he doesn't know what it is but it just doesn't feel right. Beh. Lol if you love Casey like that guy up there!! Says Ben.

Break. Tired...arms...beh red eye. I heard "That sure is a whole lot of apples!" Lol I get a lot of those. Ew. There hasn't a been a whole caps post in a while. That's because me and Sarah haven't been here together lately. Lol that's because you suck.

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Daryl - "What a wonderful world". Dear god, I hate this kid. I can hear it right now, I don't even need to watch it. Yup, just how I thought it would sound. He needs to grow!! Up, that is. Like his voice. He sounds like a girl!! You can't work that look on me. You just can't. Maybe on the little 10 year olds that are blind as well as deaf, but not me!! Josh owns the look. Yes, and I don't love you. I loved Vince when he said that but not you. Lots of people will learn much more than you'll ever know. Such as how to SING. Sorry. Sass even says that he made the little girls love him tonight. And that she sees peewee herman in a suit. And that it was really weird for her. And I can even hear them. Oh god there's even like an 8 year old with a sign loving Daryl!! Pathetic. Zack says it was really tiny talent time. And he thinks he's talented but him and Casey are on a different TV Show than the rest of them. Jake says he can't disagree and he thought it was one of the cheesiest performances ever on this show and he says just LOOK at him and he starts making all this like mini-references. Hey now, that's really mean, don't go after the poor kid because of how he looks. The same with Casey. They have to dress older like Melissa in order to be a good singer? Shut up. Farley says that definitely didn't win it for him.

Recap!!

Josh all the way. Rex would have gotten some but he really blew it at the end. EW!! Sorry. Why would you show Casey's cracking voice on the recap!! That was the only bad part and you just had to go and show it. That was deliberately mean.

I'll try and do my job. I'm not sure what Martha will think about my voting for 2 hours on her phone. Plus I'm on dial-up right now so I can't. I have to phone my mom to see what she thought, though. She better love Josh!!

CI3 Top 8 results:

80's group medley.

"Material girl" "What about love" "Power of love" and other stuff. Casey, Suzi...Lol Josh like jumped. Ew Amber. Melissa!! How did Casey get so BAD?!

Judges.

Shut up Ben.

Recap of last night. Ew Amber. Rowdy Rex Goudie. Oh god I did not just call him that. Casey!! Lol Daryl. Suzi!! Aaron. Joshy!! Melissa!!

Break. I want Glam Shine Juice so bad!!

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Jon Dore!! Lol 1887. Lol going to the Yukon. Lol back from the Yukon!! Lol Sir Jonathan Dore. Lol they all read letters.

Omg results!!!

Aaron is the first member to stay on the couch lol. Suzi is in the bottom 3 and she was like oh my god!! Rex is safe. So is Daryl. Amber is in the bottom 3 it's about time!!

Josh, Casey, Melissa...

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I love you Joshy...Case...Mel...

Bottom 3 member is...Josh. Damn.

Lol SuperEgo. There is no one Zack would save. Sass says most surpising is Suzi.

Farley says that he would save Josh. And Zack now says Suzi. Jake says the day someone wants to win it will save someone.

The first competitor to safety is...Josh. YES!!

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The person going home is.....................................................................................................................Amber!!! YES!!!! How about no crappy looking back on your crappy journey.

Standard's theme is next week. That's never this early it's always Top 4!!

CI3 Top 8: 80's

I have to type this on notepad because blogger is telling me that I need to enable JavaScript cookies or some other trash.

What in the...Farely is rapping!! AND SO IS BEN!! About tic-tac-toes!! Omg!!
Lolo Zack's rock band!! He like had such long black hair!!

Casey!! Josh!! Amber...Rex!! Melissa!! Daryl. Aaron! Suzi!!

80's flashback.

Amber - God she was the ugliest little kid!! "Just like Jesse James" by Cher. K she's really ugly. Jake says that she's still not out of the ballad mode. Farley says something. Sass says it was like she turned on the radio and it was nice. Zack says it was like nieuuuu or something. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Rex! "Every breath you take" by The Police. He's like trying to be. Not sure I'll vote nearly as much for him as I did last week. Lol his look. That's not his name. Zack says the boy next door to him delivers papers and that's what he's like. Farley and Sass likes him. And Jake says he tried too hard. Yup just like I said trying to be. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Casey - "Like a prayer" by Madonna. For a second I thought she was wearing LuLu Lemon pants and I was like oh god. Sass says not too good of a song. Zack says it doesn't do anything for him. Welcome to New Brunswick lol. Jake says that the beginning she nailed it. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Daryl - "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell LOL!! Stupid Daryl. Oh my god stop looking at me like that I'll never!! Zack wants to say Holy Bronskibeat!! Beh. And that it was really odd but so is he. And he'll do something bizzarre. Jake says he wants to win and it was his best so far. And Farley says that when he auditions he wasn't feeling him at all but now he's better and something about his ears. Sass says that he's like the Jerry Lewis of the Idol and she thinks he's amazing. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Suzi - "Heartbreaker" she's good and her outfit is awesome. Sass says she never fails to impress her. Zack says that she looked nervous. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

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Aaron - "Working for the weekend" by Loverboy. Lol his like mohawk. Farley says people loved that. Suzi says that for a big guy he's light on something. Zack...why did he suddenly change his shirt oh my god that's ugly...and he makes Aaron say that it's nice...and Jake says who cares about your shirt and let's talk about Aaron's great peformance...1-866-IDOL-06.

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Josh - "In the air tonight". I totally love this song!! And I totally love Josh. Sass says that she's impressed by his consistent ability to pick songs. Josh loves Zack's shirt. And he's mentally imcompetent or something. And he thought it was cool. Jake says that when Phil wrote that album he was going through a lot of pain and it's all about ther pain and Josh delivered the pain. In a good way. And Farley says that he's serious about his career and this competition. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

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Melissa - "Holding out for a hero" by Bonnie Tyler. She's doing very well but I'm extremely distressed because Zeke just died. For good this time. Ethan ripped his head up to save the hard drive. Zack and his hat!! He says that she's the only person aside from Josh who shows spark. Jake says that he doesn't know why she's in the bottom 3. And they say some other stuff. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recap.

It doesn't even matter now because it's late and you can't vote any more because I just got back!!

CI3 Top 9 Results:

Group song, which is a Stevie Wonder Medley. Shut up Amber!! You will never attempt to sing "Ribbon in the sky" again. EVER. Lol they're singing "I Wish". So much Guy Sebastian tonight.

Bottom 3 is:

Josh :0 how could they!
Melissa: She doesn't deserve to be there but not surprised

Now Ashley, there was a problem there. Something was wrong with her, she kept like coughing and her shoulders were moving up and down and she looked like she couldn't breathe properly, and this started while Ben was telling whether she or Daryl would be in the bottom 3. And when Ashley got told it was her, Daryl wouldn't let her leave because he could obviously see there was something wrong.

So she went down there, and it got worse, but nobody seemed to want to do anything about it even though she was like hyperventilating to the max and I was freaking out.

Josh got sent back first.

Before the final result, Ben asked them both if they were okay and Ashley couldn't really talk because of how she was breathing, or rather couldn't breathe.

Ashley went home, and both her and Melissa lost it and both started crying, and Melissa started telling Ashley how she knew it wasn't right and stuff.

Ashley started crying uncontrollably along with the not breathing thing, and they made her sing anyway even though she really couldn't but tried anyway. She went through the audience and stopped at Daryl's mom and then her own family.

80's theme next week.

CI3 Top 9: Stevie Wonder

Rex. Fatty. Daryl. Casey. Melissa! Aaron. Suzi. Joshy!! Ashley!

Stevie Wonder Bio.

Karen from Corner Gas is there!

Casey - "Heaven help us all". She really isn't ready for this. Jake agrees but says better than last week. Farley was okay with it. Sass says her best so far. Zack says it was okay. And he yelled figure it out. He really needs to calm down. He can't do that to people. Amanda Marles, anyone? 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Josh - "That girl". Lol he's awesome. Farley says he loves his interpretive skills. Sass says he's a real stylist. Zack says that it was very Josh and unappealing and icky. Josh says he's just being him. Zack says then he's ICKY! Josh says that's good coming from the man with the coyboy shirt. Zack says don't go there. Jake says awesome. 1-866-9-IDOL-02. Lol Josh!

Fatty - "Lately". She changed man to girl and then sang about a girl. That's sick. She could have at least changed the Mrs. Yeah a fat instrument!! When you hit that fatty stuff it's like omg. Zack what? Lol. He doesn't like it. LOL DEVOURED AND ATE IT UP!!! Oh my god she's like I will win. No you won't fatso. Jake says that she has to get out of ballad. No dancing for fatty though. Farley says that she didn't try to be soulful and you can't sing Stevie if you're not. 1-866-9-IDOL-03. Shut up Ben you're dumb lol! 1-866-9-IDOL-03

Oh my god Fashion Magazine!! I'm sure he doesn't mind.

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Lol hi mom. His mom!!

Daryl - Superstition. Oh this kid. Lol. Ew. Don't do that EVER again. Zack says Stevie Blunder. Lol. Stop looking at me Seamus!! Jake agrees. Lol king of the one liners. Farley says something about whole wheat bread. The hell. Sass says it's a comedy fest in here. And she thought it was great. Lol Zack is spinning in his chair. Shut up Ben I hate you! 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Ashley - Sir Duke. Ashley. Jenny Gear? Seriously Ashley, don't do this. K she's scaring me. Jake says that it was really good and had soul. Farley says that she had fun and audience too and he hopes at home we did too. Sass says #1 camp counsellor and star of the casino review. Zack says that the outfit is an atrosity. And that she's really good and interesting but it was casinorama. 1-866-IDOL-05.

Rex Goudie - "Living in the pastime". Holy crap that was cool. I don't know why. Farley and Sass loved it. Zack and Jake say some stuff my tape just stopped so I don't know what. 1-866-9-IDOL-06. Lol those glasses.

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Melissa - "Living in the city". Stupid tape not work. Sass says thanks for getting your ass into it. Interesting. Zack thought she was going to kill it and his dog wrote the rest of the arrangement. Farley pulled his chair while he was talking and Zack fell lol! Jake says soul. Farley says that she put effort. 1-866-9-IDOL-07. Lol flooring Zack Ben. Lol that was such a Jonathan noise.

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Aaron - "You haven't done nothing". He really scares me. Especially now. Shut up about Soul Farley! What sneakers lol. They all like him. Lol Zack and Sass and Farley are like all hugging her lol. Lol she sings. I have her songs! Stop selling yourself Aaron lol. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Suzi - "Higher Ground". She looks the same every week. It bugs me. They all like her. Over-pimped. Not Bo. Stupid guy. 1-866-9-IDOL-09.

Recap.

I'm voting for Josh and Rex.

CI3 Top 10 Results:

Bottom 3:

Emily
Daryl
Melissa

First back:

Melissa

Out: Emily

Next week's theme: Stevie Wonder

Here are the songs and numbers from tonight, I couldn't recap because my sister was on:

Aaron - You ain't seen nothing yet - 1-866-9-IDOL-01
Emily - Crying - 1-866-9-IDOL-02
Daryl - With these eyes - 1-866-9-IDOL-03
Suzi - Everytime I see your picture - 1-866-9-IDOL-04
Melissa - I believe in you - 1-866-9-IDOL-05
Ashley - Let it rain - 1-866-9-IDOL-06
Rex - Born to be wild - 1-866-9-IDOL-07
Amber - Possession - 1-866-9-IDOL-08
Josh - Hallelujah - 1-866-9-IDOL-09
Casey - From this moment on - 1-866-9-IDOL-10

I'm voting for Melissa, Ashley, Josh, and Casey, and possibly Aaron if I have time. Melissa and Ashley's lines are busy and I keep not getting through for Josh. I'll try Casey's later.

CI3 Wildcard results:

Recap.

Lol Jon Dore and that girl's like k then. Lol the Jon Dore centre. Lol Vince. Lol Josh is crying. Lol that was messed up.

Ashley!! Daryl. Emily. Casey!! Fatty. Ugly. Melissa!!! Suzi.

Ashley just said CHILLAXING. No.

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Luke is not in YES!! Stephane is not in YES!!! Devika isn't. Aaron is. Josh IS!!! Dianelys...Vince...Barrett...

Jake says that it was all-star. No it wasn't. Farley says that the 2nd time people got it. Sass says that she won't say who should go through. Zack says people shouldn't say music is my passion/I did my best.

The last person in is...........................................Dianelys. For god's sake. VINCE!! Stupid voters, Canada can go to hell.

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First one in Top 10 is...Aaron.

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In is...............................................................................................JOSH!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol Josh.

Ci3 Wildcard show:

Exclusive my ass.

That's because guys are gay. The guys. Oooh.

SHUT UP!! THE TOP 10 WILL NEVER BE AWESOME!!

Shut up Bluke.

Vince, Aaron, Dianelys, Luke, Josh, Stephane, Barrett, Devika. Jenn and Julie got cut YES!! 56.

I give you sucky loser.

Stephane Suckbin - "Ain't no sunshine". Crappy. Jake is deaf. So are the rest. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Barrett Peitsch - "At this moment". It was okay. Farley says Jake loved it. Zack says he's not a competitor. Jake said he should say something nice and that was it. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Devika Mathur - "Unbreak my heart". If my mom was here she'd flip. That was really bad. Zack says Amber Fleury. That makes no sense. Jake hated it. Farley says she messed it up. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

VINCE!!! "I could not ask for more". People, lay off the Clay Aiken songs. He just sang a whole part in Italian. Um that song's English. Zack likes it. Jake says that he hates the breathiness. Farley says some stuff. Sass says that he loves what he does. Lol he said I want to be the CI in Italian lol. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Aaron Walpole - "Drift away". The judges said stuff but Zack hated it. That was kick-ass! 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

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Dianeyls Hernandez - "Under your spell". This is horrible. The judges all liked it. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

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Ohhhh Luke - "Amazed" by Lonestar. God no. It was bad and he fakes Country. Sass didn't like it. Lol Zack with the force. Jake doesn't feel him. Luke says that's cool. Farley says it sucked. Luke is so gay. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

Break.

Joshy!! Whatever he sang. Zack says he's most original. So does Jake. Farley says he's ready. Sass says that she agrees. 1-866-IDOL-9-08.

Vote for Vince and Josh.

I don't really know how I got here, I'm just really bored and Sarah's not here. Well she was SUPPOSED to get back from camping today and actually, she must be here since she just replied to my quiz email and took my quiz! Plus she was on MSN today but away: http://www.quizyourfriends.com/takequiz.php?quizname=050708155129-538891

Take that but you'll fail anyway.

I'm writing her like the 5th email I've written since she left, but the others kept getting lost. 2 got closed and 1 I swear I saved but I couldn't find it afterwards. Okay, so I'm on the 4th email then. Shut up.

I have the worst case of Acid-Reflux-whatever-crap EVER. And I've had it for like a week along with this really retarded feeling that I'm gonna get sick but I never do or even come close, I just totally feel like I am. And sometimes it wakes me up in the middle of the night or it happens just before I go to bed, but mostly right when I wake up in the morning.

But the sick taste that comes up in my mouth just keeps getting worse and worse and even plugging my nose doesn't block it out. I've tried toothpaste, cough medicine, nothing works.

YES HEHLIE'S HOME!! Lol hehlie, that's so her new name.

Jonathan's not coming for the summer which pisses me off, but James needs lessons and it's too expensive. Stupid James. I love that kid. What am I going to DO all summer if there's no Jonathan? That WAS my last summer lol, this summer is going to suck so much compared to last.

Alexz Johnson is the best. Stupid CI results now last an hour so I can't watch Instant Star.

BM.

Seriously this grossness is annoying.

Oh and Vince's head was a maple leaf or musical notes, either one spray painted in red paint. Stupid Vince, I thought he like had a brain ripping-outing or something it looked so gross.

Ew.

Now me and Stephanie and Ehlie are having a 3way convo on MSN. I have no idea what they're talking about. Stephanie just said love. And she said hate! And Sarah said. And Stephanie said love. So I said hey back off bish. And now they're talking about some Neopets Password thing so I wrote ahahahah suckas like a billion times and now they're getting all mad lol.

WAHT AND TAHT!! Sorry.

Lol I just checked my messages and Steph and Sarah phoned up when the line was busy and left a message and after a few minutes they thought they'd hung up but they didn't and there's like 5 minutes of them having a convo and they didn't even know lol. And I let my mom listen to it and she was like um k.

Lol I just said to my mom "Do I not get any DINNER in this house?" cuz it's like 10pm and she was like "You never SAY anything!" and I was like "I have to ASK now?" and I told her what I wanted and she started to say something and I jerked my head towards upstairs like "Shut up and make it now" lol and she like glared.

EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Jeez Sarah.

Sandy did okay on my quiz she just didn't know that my favourite girl singer was Alexz Johnson and that my favourite 3 book series are Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events and Children of the Red King (Charlie Bone). Oh, and she messed up on the evolution of my hair colour.

I got the new Charlie Bone book, it's awesome, as soon as I saw it came out I got it, so did Sandy, and we're both reading it right now. It's almost exactly like Harry Potter but different.

Now I'm talking to Sandy and we're talking about last year and how fun it was and I'm going through our notebook where we wrote all this stuff and telling her about it. And now she's reminded me of the time in Drama where I told her to look after my clarinet for me and then she wouldn't give it back and then I slipped on the floor and fell. Lol that was hillarious but Shannon and Sandy went hysterical. I think that was when I was wearing my boots.

Lol this notebook is awesome.

My sister's getting all PO'ed at me to get off the computer.

So I should go now. I'm going to Sarah's house tomorrow so we might write more stuff then.

CI3 Group 4 Results and Wildcard Revealings:

Blen!

Special it is! VINCE VINCE VINCE!! Yes, we get to vote for the wildcards.

Stop looking at me Suzi.

I didn't support any of those losers.

The top 10 is NOT shaping up so well shut up Blen you don't know anything!

Yes loser judges.

I love you Melissa. OH MY GOD SOMEONE JUST BOOED KEELY SHUT UP!! I love you Matt.

Suzi's bad, sorry.

I love you Matt!! I love you Melissa.

Keely's not through. Luke and he's not in YES!! Suzi is in. Melissa's in YES!! Genevieve isn't. Danian...Aaron...Matt...AARON? Oh my god what is that FATTY!!

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First person is...Melissa. OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY!! AHAHAH SHE BEAT SUZI!! Even though she'll get in anyway. BUT STILL AHAHAHAH! Melissa sings.

Next person is...Suzi. Don't look so surprised dumbo you knew it. Um don't do us the honour of singing you're boring and fake.

Break. Oh my god wildcard next!!

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Eagerly awaited my ass.

What is with that double microphone? Blen.

Ummmm okay Jake fireworks.

Yeah, consistent in picking suckies!!

Yeah then I guess the Idol will represent how Canada sucks. More power to the Americans.

They're not kids, Zack.

Barrett is the first wildcard. Sass says that he deserves a second chance because he's a great person. Jake says that he shouldn't be here cuz he sucks and he's the real deal. Barrett says that he should get through to achieve his goal. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Julie Tellier? EW EW EW DEAR GOD NO!! The judges are on something worse than crack, this girl's retarded. Zack says a bunch of crap. Quebec sucks. Farley says that she's bad and she's not ready I love you Farley. Yeah Zack, she'll win if you're the only person voting. Oh god shut up Julie no one cares and no one will vote for you. AHAHAHAH YOUR TIME'S UP YOU GOT CUT OFF!!!!No number no one's voting for her.

Oh god LUKE?! This show is SO incredibly gay I can't even believe it. Jake says he's fake. Oh god, can someone please go kill all the 8 year old girls who are booing him? Damn fangirls. You won't step up Luke, shut your mouth. No number.

Dianelys? FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE!! Jesus, she can't even sing WORDS!! They wouldn't let Zack diss her damn. Stupid show. I can't even unerstand her speech. No number.

Break. God this show is so freaking gay.

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Stephane Aubin? Seriously, I'm about to cry I can't believe this. AHAHAH JAKE SAYS HE SUCKS!! SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP UP UP SHUT UP UGLY LOSERS STEPHANE NO ONE LIKES YOU SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!

Jenn Beaupre. Honestly, she sucks so much I can't believe this I can't even say. This is the worst day ever, I'm seriously, this show can go to hell for all I care. Jake is fridging deaf. Pull up your pants you ugly loser. Shut up Jenn and go away.

Break. We're halfway done and they ALL suck.

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Aaron is the next wildcard. This is so stupid. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

Danian Vickers? I should not have asked if it was possible if 12 suckies could get through. Jesus. Sass hates her.

Lol Blen sneezed. Sass is laughing at him.


JOSH PALMER!! OH god THANK you. 1-866-9-IDOL-09. JOSH TALK!! Lol 20 words.

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Oh god Devika. A letter to your mom? That's gay.

VINCE!!! OH MY GOD YES!!! LOL CONVINCE US!! OH MY GOD HIS HEAD!!! AWWWW VINCE WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEAD!!! 1-866-9-IDOL-11!!

Vote Josh and VINCE NOW!!

CI3 Group 4: Sorry my recap's up a little late it's my bro's b-day and we just got back so I'm just starting to watch the show.

Lol this is what it is.

I HATE THAT PIANO PLAYER!!

Ew Luke was here last year? Yeah and he got beaten by Kalan cuz he's just a copy. Same this year, buddy.

Genevieve Nadeau - Who the frick is THAT? Um she like quacked like me. Um she's retarded. "Some kind of wonderful". I have no idea what she's even saying and she's really bad. She sounds like a goat. Jake says that it's an interesting song, and she changed it slightly and it worked for her voice and he thought it was pretty good but he wasn't blown away. Farley says she has nice stage prescence but her tone was nasal. HA told you. Sass says she loves the way she moved, and that song is more bluesy than she is and she did her best. Zack said that we'll have nobody from Quebec in the top 10 for 2 years in the way. Ummm, Audrey anyone? 1-866-9-IDOLS-01.

Break. Luke next.

Luke O'Reily - OH MY GOD HE WAS THAT KID LAST YEAR!! The one against the wall when he got cut I remember him!! Lol he like had no hair. "Bless the broken road". Would someone mind telling me how this guy thinks he sounds ANYTHING like the Rascal Flatts like he says he does? Oh now he tries to be all country when he really sucks and messed up Serge's group because they let him have all the solo parts and he cracked. Nope sorry! Farley says the end was good. Sass says it was picture perfect. Zack says he's a Kalan copy. HA told you!! Jake says that he can't feel him and that he has no emotion. Ben, don't tell him that he can win for singing a RF song, that was CARRIE, idiot! You can't compare them. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Oh my GOD Keely looks JUST like Ashley Simpson oh god she like IS!! Awwww Aunt Robin lol!! Aaron lol what a FATTY!!

Keely - YEAH NFL!! Hopefully she can rep better than sucky Rex. "Don't cry out loud". Oh dear GOD. Not AGAIN. Especially after Emily, you dork!! Um whatever you almost made it is!! Lol those so aren't the words. I already know they're so mean to her. Sass says to call it "Don't sing out loud". Oh my god shut up she was BETTER than Emily!! Zack says it was the most unlistenable performance ever. Jake said she just oversang it and that she's not bad. Good Jake!! Farley says he agrees with Zack and Sass. They're so fridgin mean!! They thought Jermaine Richards was worse, I remember. 1-866-9-IDOLS-03.

Aaron Walpole - "Try". You're wrong. Lol my mom laughed. Um he can't sing high he's deliberatly skipping them all out and loud-noting them. Oh, there we go. Zack says that his theatrical notes bug him. ME TOO!! Jake says that he's different than the others cuz he's professional in a good way unlike Luke. Lol. Farley says something about Live 8. And someone was underrated and he deserves to be rated. Beh. And a good performance. Beh. Sass says that she likes the fact that he had the guts to do that song. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

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Danian Vickers - Who the frick is THAT? "Get here". Um she's ugly. She looks like a horse. Is she STILL saying the word Care? God she's bad. I don't CARE how you got here, just get OUT while you can!! Jake says good job. Farley said he had issues with tonal things. Sass says she's not a performer and there's a wall between them. Zack says she can sing louder but not sing louder and he thought it was great. Yeah. K then. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Suzi Rawn - Yes, we ALL know who you are by now. "Fortunate son". Farley says take the n out of her name and she's his favourite and the top signer in the show and she's the bomb. Sass says that she's a female rockstar and she just owns the stage and she loves watching her. Zack says that he didn't know Rockstar was a male term and she's fantastic. Jake says that the fact she could take on that song on this show is great. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

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Matt is a military man. So is Josh Gracin. "I'll be". I love this song!! Why is there no music? Oh there we go. I thought he was pulling a Bo Bice on us for a minute there. He's awesome, I've wanted to see him all week since he said he sounded like Ed McCain. He's also hot. Zack says he found it souless and he sings well but he bores the heck out of him. Jake said that he thought he was gonna sing to Zack lol. He wasn't blown away by it but he thought it was pretty good. Farley says that it wasn't special. You shut your mouth!! 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

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Melissa O'Neil - And she was like BOO-YAH!! "Concrete Angel". Holy crap she's awesome. Zack says she looks scared and that she's one of his favourite people in the whole thing and that she's real and when she makes the top 10 can she be cooler like they know she is. Jake says that it was a top 10 performance. Farley says that he has to give Zack props cuz he's been harping about her for a long time and they shake hands and Farley loves her and so does Sassy. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recap.

Vote Matt and Melissa!! M&M lol.

CI3 Group 3 Results: Ehlie's coming over.

You're ugly.

Shut up Devika. Barrett.

Recap of last night.

DIEGO IS AWESOME!!

Awww Jon has a kitty on the show and he's calling it a baby tiger lol.

Lol they went to the zoo. Lol Diego's riding a camel. And Jon's doing it the wrong way lol.

Break. THE CRAPSULTS!! Sorry.

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Sass says Rex and Amber. Zack says Amber and Amber. Jake says Amber and Rex. Farley says Amber and Rex.

Diego... is not in the top 3.

Beh Barrett is in the top 3!! No one voted for him!!

Giselle is not in.

Barbara...ooh Diego just put his arm around her and kissed her!! And she is not in. She booed and hugged Diego.

Michelle...isn't in no friggin surprise stupid Canada.

Rex is in no shit.

Wow it's between hardi and fatty I don't think anyone really cares.

Of course we could tell who the winner was last year. It won't be hard to decide this year, we just have to pick which person sucks the least. Lol Zack yells at Ben.

Final member is fatty.

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Time to find out which two suckies will make it. Fatty and ugly of course.

First person in top 10 is fatty.

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The next person in is...Rex. Oh for god's sake.

Diego stop touching Barbara!!

CI3 Group 3:

Ben looks retarded.

Yes the judges selected these losers, we know. What is Zack babbling. What is missing from the top 10 so far? Uhhhh, talent maybe? I heard that's what Josh's issue was. Who the heck is Josh? Shut up Jake.

Marc whoever I want Lou back!!

Barbara sucks. Barrett is cheap. Devika sucks. Michelle is awesome. Rex is cheap. Amber is a loser. Giselle is a freak. Diego eek!

Yeah a cheap connection to Jazz!! Giselle is a freak as I said.

Barbara Preisman - Like the most retarded thing ever. Um no don't scat only Theresa can do that!! Um I'm sorry, what 1940's movie are we watching right now with a bar scene? The judges all like her and Zack says it was cute and won't say anything else. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Giselle Carea - "Brass and pocket". Um she's like hardi. And what is with her ugly hair. Farley says he likes her voice but no. Sass says no. Zack said something about the Lawrence something show. And something kick. And Jake says she made it slower and she didn't get into the pocket of brass and pocket. And no one laughs. And Ben tries it. No. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. Diego up next eeekina!!

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Diego Alvarex - "One more try". Lol he like makes up words. Sass says it was 50/50. Zack is so mean he says that Diego is no way one of the best ones in the top 32! Jake says he's still deaf. Farley says he wishes he could give him "One more try". Right. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Devika Mathur - "Hero". Um like the cheapest don't like pray at us!! Zack says some crap or other. Jake says he has his hearing back. Um shut up. Farley says some praising crap. Sass agrees. Beh. 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Beh like some market and Barrett makes "Hot" pink shirts for the girls lol.

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Rex Goudie - "After the rain". Um don't have a lighter. Um he's cheap. Jake says he's great. Farley says best performance of top 32 so far. Um no. Sass says um WHAT?!!!!!! SASS EW!! Something about Sexy Rexy. Oooookay. Zack says hatboy here has a lot going on and he's going to win. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Michelle Madeira - "One moment in time". She was awesome. They all say they didn't feel her, whatever the hell that means. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

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Barrett Peitsch - "Walking in memphis". Whatever bemphis is. And atfish. Off A beal. Whatever boring rain is. Sass says it was okay. Zack says he's a star. Jake says his favourite part was the silence in the middle. Farley says he did a real good job. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

A Flurry? Amber Fleury that is?! Shut up Ben.

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Fatty McFat. Wait, Amber Fleury. "I can't make you love me". That's right, you can't. Wow, is that the size 20 skirt that I'm wearing right now? That made no sense. This is boring so I'm writing through it. Lol my mom's yawning. Zack's on something. So is Jake holy shit he says that she's the best on the show ever. Farley is on the same thing! And Sass too holy crap what the hell are you people smoking? 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recap. Vote for Diego and Michelle even though oter people won't cuz they're losers!

I have spoilers for tonight's show and someone illegally recorded the show at rehearsal and posted all the mp3's for us on IDF so I know what they all sounded like too (thanks to Jacob Hoggard's brother Ricky):

Barbara sings some cheap jazz song and sounds like she's singing in a 1940's nightclub and it's so ridiculous she sounds like a 10 year old.

Devika sings "Hero" by Mariah Carey and is cheap and boring.

Diego sings "One more try" by George Michael and is AMAZING, I don't let people do George Michael songs and get away with it, but he was awesome.

Rex sings "After the rain" and is kind of cheap, mainly because Tyler Hamilton did that song in Season One top 10 show and was AWESOME.

Barrett sings "Walking in memphis" and is also kind of cheap because Wouter sang it in BI2 was awesome, plus the fact that Barrett was just boring, and he also thinks he sounds like Gavin DeGraw which is not true even though that guy is cheap anyway.

Michelle sings something I don't know but she's AMAZING, the best unseen person I've ever heard aside from Ashley Thomas from AI3 Group 1. But people are losers so they're not going to vote for her because they don't know her.

Amber sings "I can't make you love me" and is the cheapest ever.

Giselle sings "Brass and pocket" and is good but that's a really retarded song and I also hope she's not wearing that retarded rug on her head like she was in the top 100 last time we saw her.

I'm still recapping the show so I can get judges comments in (they had them on the posted media but they were hard to hear because the sound was a little distorted).

Ehlie's camping but she said she's back today so I'm just trying to talk to her.

Ci3 Group 2 Results:

What is Ben wearing? I only say that to Ryan but seriously!!

Recap of last night.

They went to Wonderland!! Lol he gives the judges stuff. Lol a teddy for Zack which he then throws to Ben cuz he got him nothing awww!

Them in wonderland. It's Dora!!! Lol Jon gets sucked.

Break.

Back.

Zack predicts Emily and Josh. Sass said Josh and Emily. Farley says Emily and Josh. Jake says Josh and Emily. Beh.

Casey...is in the top 3. David isn't. Alinka isn't. Dave...isn't oh my god he lost AHAHAHAHAHAHAH oh. Vince...YES IS!! Emily...Josh...Julsuck...judges say some stuff...Emily is in. JOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Break.

Back.

BEH CASEY IS IN THE TOP 10!!!

Group 3: Rex, Digo, Michelle, Amber, Babara, ew, Barrett, Gisella.

Break.

Back.

Emily's through. Sigh. She's bad.

Vince is going to be a wildcard.

Ci3 Group 2:

I missed Dave Moffatt cuz I forgot it was on till now.

Alinka Chambers - "Black Velvet" um don't sing this. Yeah you kinda suck. And the judges agree. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break. David SUCKgar after the break!!

Back.

Ewwwwww David he looks like 5. "Only the good die young" um no Jacob's song. BEH!! BEH!!! Um you can't be Bo. Sass says at least he didn't pick an out of league song lol. Zack said he sucked. Jake said something. Farley says something about a list on names.

Casey LeBlanc - "Bring it to me". She was really cool. Zack said he wishes she could start again and do it better. Jake says good job. Farley says something. Sass agrees with Zack.

Loreal blahblahblah. Lol I thought Emily was Carrie.

Break.

Back.

Josh Palmer - Some some or other but he's really good which is weird but you can't look at him cuz he's too retarded. Jake loves him. Farley says something about essence of self. Sass says he has a sense of performance. Zack said he really liked it. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Julie Tellier - "Dirty man" whoa now, this is a messed up song. Farley's deaf. Sass says she sucked. Zack said no guts. Jake says it's not real. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Break.

VINCE VINCE VINCE!!! "What a wonderful world". I LOVE Vince so much. Sass says something. Zack says that this show sucks. THANK YOU!!! Zack said it was okay. Jake said it was safe. Don't make Vince cry!! Farley agrees. STEP UP, DAMMIT!! 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

EMILY EMILY EMILY!!! After the break.

Back.

EMILY!! "Don't cry out loud" um no audition song!! And Diana! Emily, why are you sucking? Emily!! All the judges pimp her up. She missed like half a bucket of notes, Sass. Oh well, she's going to save this. 1-866-9-IDOL-08.

Recap! Dave? Meh.

Vote Vince, Casey, Josh, and Emily!

Ow. Ow. Ow.

My stomache hurts like shizzballs. Ow. I saw The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants yesterday night with Ehile. It was good. We assigned ourselves characters from the book awhile ago, but I forgot mine till yesterday. I'm Tibby, the one with blue streaks in her hair who spends the summer working at Wallmans and meets this girl with leukemia who then dies.

Great, now this French person on my MSN gave me a link to her Ashley Leitao boards so I have to go upload videos and shit. I spent forever doing it on the Raven boards we started together, and it was for like nothing lol. Apparently Raven posted on our Raven boards. Sweet.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Why does asprin do nothing. http://hostedboard.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=ashleyleitao that would be the Ashley Leitao boards. I just posted video and mp3 and pictures from the show/results show I'm Merrill as always.

OW, Fridgeballs. Josh Groban "Broken vow". Seether "Fine again". I'm just writing the names of random songs I'm listening.

And now my mom and sister have gone to drive my brother to work. But I couldn't go because it's my birthday tomorrow and they were going "somewhere" afterwards. Hmmm I can't imagine why THAT would be.

K I just spent like an hour listening to Avril Lavigne and a bunch of weird stuff from an old Cd and then I watched Ricki-Lee's new video "Hell no!" it's awesome. I want some waffles.

While I was getting my waffles upstairs, I heard this sliding noise like the balcony door opening and since there's no one else home I totally lost my shit. I thought it might be my other brother Tim not being able to get in downstairs but then I realized the door wasn't locked plus he doesn't get home till 5. So I called his name and there was no answer and I kept hearing noises so I took out a butcher knife and walked slowly around to look through the window onto the balcony, but the door was closed and there was no one there. And that's my story.

And now for some weird reason I'm listening to Guy Sebastian's version of "Have yourself a merry little christmas".

I'm bored. I should be studying for exams but I can't study in the daytime. A car just pulled up. No one's coming in so it must be hardi from the other house.
Now I'm listening to SOAD "Toxicity" for the billionth time. It's the fridginest song ever. Version 7.0. Eating seeds is the best time activity, the toxicity of our city, of our city...SOMWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED....sorry. DISORDER!!!!!!!! SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEP!!! DISORDER!!! Sorry. That was scary.

These are the best songs right now:

System of a down - Toxicity
Breach of trust - Complicated
Seether - Fine again
Franz Ferdinand - Matinee
Enya - Love song
Enya - Only if
Evanescence - Surrender
Evanescence - Missing
Daniel Powter - Bad day
Jet - Look what you've done
Keith Urban - You'll think of me
Rob Thomas - Lonely no more

That is a WEIRD assortment of songs.

That French person just made me make ANOTHER board with her! http://hostedboard.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=canadianidol3gi here it's the women of CI3 board...my candidate is Emily Vinette...the other address is http://ci3girls.rocks.it I'm an administrator/moderator so don't bug me or I'll...delete your posts...which don't exist...and ban you...from a board which you're not even registered on...

I am so bored I'm watching the Surreal Life. Which is the most SCREWED up show EVER. It's the last episode and they're all sad. :( lol. Now Spiderman is on TBS. I saw that in grade 6 on my birthday with Jordan Deveaux.

Okay, still working on project, CI just finished as I just posted and I'm listening for about the billionth time to System of a Down "Toxicity" which I heard on the bus yesterday and it was the scariest song ever it's awesome Allard loves it too. Have to glue stuff for a minute.

Now my mom got home and she's actually WATCHING the show. We are the most pathetic people if we watch this suckfest, but it's what we do all summer.

I'm bored. Maybe I'll update my profile. Oh and I have to phone Ehlie to send her my project writeup and picture. I have ctrl+n a new page. http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/index.php?t=archives&date=last lol that's awesome Mr. Shut-up-head I'm so calling someone that.

Now I'm talking to Ehlie on the phone and she says she has no black ink so she can't print the picture but she can do the write-up in red. Damn. Oh well, I'll just put a new entry for the picture space. And I'm listening to Seether "Fine again".

And I just got 2B back on the computer but that's probably not good enough. I have to sleep now.

CI3 Top 32: Group 1 Results:

There ARE no best singers, stupidhead, they all SUCK!! Canadian Suckdol. That was dumb, Rebecca. So are you.

Two of them will become the first members of our top SUCK!! Wow, 6 SUCKY people will go home!!

The heck does he have to do with midol. WHOOPS MITAS!!

Jen sucks. So does Dianelys. Cher. All the rest of them suck too except Ashley.

YOU SUCKED MATT!! Jenn, what was it like to see yourself SUCK on TV?

Recap of suckfest last night.

Matt sucked. Oh god go die Jenn. Melody was boring. Daryl's a loser. That note sucked. Dianelys was just too stupid for words, learn to sing words. Stephane is a loser who can't sing the words right and he looks like KD Lang. Ashley is nice. Lol Cher. Group 1 sucked.

Lol Jon Dore. What is he wearing lol. Lol Canada post. Lol the bully judge. And Zack like spits. Lol he wrote the letter. Lol I have letters to deliver lol SEACREST OUT!!

The heck is this lol Letters of Inspiration contest! Lol the heck is with this show like a bear with a cap. I'll send them a message to finally tell them THEY SUCK! I don't want to meet the top 5, they're probably going to suck. Lol is Jake Gold currently seeing somebody and Jon like dies.

Break. Need to finish project.

Back.

Judge's predictions: Jake - Ashley and Daryl, Fareley - Jenn and Dianelys, Sass - Jenn and Daryl, Zack - Ashley and Daryl. Jake is on something he thinks this is the best group 1 ever. JOSH SELLER was in group one last year dumbass!!

Wow, crapsults. Sorry.

Don't be proud of yourselves, you sucked I'm not clapping for anything but your suckiness.

Jenn, last night you sucked and you were horrible. Go die. Disgusting. Canada voted AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH YOU LOST SUCKER!!!! Dianelys you were incomprehensible and ridiculous...Canada voted AHAHAAHHA YOU LOST TOO!! Melody, last night you were boring...Canada voted and you lost too. Ashley last night you were great....Canada voted she's in the top 3 yay!! Daryl last night you were a stupid dork who sang good and sounded gay...Canada voted and he's in the top 3 too lol dumb kid. Cher you were weird and sang a song weird that shouldn't be sung with a piano only...Matt you sucked ugly loser...Stephane you sucked equally and screwed up the words...check in with judges...the decision wasn't hard they all sucked there was no one worth voting for except Ashley...no Dianelys and Jenn aren't the most creative Jenny and Kaleb are stupid. Sass says something. Farely says Daryl got most votes. Jake says Matt will be the last member of the top 3. The final member of the top 3 is Stephane who sucks and better not get through because he ruins songs and doesn't sing the words right and says stupid things like I never knew the telephone was your face. Loser.

Break.

Back. Damn that Perfect Man preview lasted the whole break I got nothing done.

Who cares. The first member is...Lol Daryl. Lol he's so gay. He can't do runs and his voice keeps breaking. God he sucks. I hate stupid fangirls, that's the only reason he got through and that last note is overrated.

Group 2: Vince, Alinka, CASEY!!! Dave!!! Ew David. Josh beh. I hate Julie. EMILY!!!! Yeah, stick all the good people in one group, stupid.

Break. Good I can actually get something done.

Back. Got a little done.

Next member is...ASHLEY YES!!! I like punched and knocked my notes off the desk lol. AHAAHAHAHAHAH STEPHANE YOU LOST UGLY!!!

NEXT WEEK GROUP TWO SAVES THE SHOW!! But Canada will probably vote some suckies through.

I'm gonna like cling to Ashley because she's the only good person through so far. Lol she's like having a heart attack. Melody looks like Daryl's mom.

Now back to that entry I wrote before and getting this finished. Never sing again Darren Day you suck.

Just doing some last minute Socials work before the show. I have a presentation to do tomorrow morning on Current Events about the Industrial Revolution, so I'm doing "Raising awareness about child labour" with an article I found through Infotrac. I wasn't at school the day Ms. Hathorn assigned it so I'm not really sure what to do, but I think it's good, and no one will be listening anyway, so it doesn't matter. I've had so much project stuff to do lately: I just finished a Spanish Pinata with Kevin helping me for the first little bit (I did Guy Sebastian's head it's awesome), an English essay which I don't know what I'm essaying but something to do with Shakespeare, AND all the exams are coming up next week.

That means I have to spend my birthday studying. It's on the 19th which is a Sunday which also sucks because everything closes early and also it's father's day so none of my friends can do anything, but I think I might get to see some Key Losers. I have English exam on the 20th as well as Math, Socials on the 21st, and Spanish on the 23rd.

CI results are on in like 2 minutes, even though I don't give a shit who gets through. I'm listening to Enya "Sail away (Orinoco Flow)".

Jason Greeley has a CD out!! It's so weird I didn't even know about it and I saw it in Wal-Mart yesterday and like freaked out!!

Damn. Results are on so I have to switch pages.

Canadian Idol Top 32: Group 1 (the whole top 32 sucks)

Matt Humphreys - "Oh Chariot". Like the cheapest. No Gavin DeGraw! Jake says it would be better if he knew what it was. Farley says the same. Sass says it was great. Zack says it was not enough. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Jenn Beaupre - "Cheek to cheek". Oh my god like the worst!! Seriously, she's like a goat she's so horrible. Like the worst. Farely and Sass loved it. Zack said we would what the - was that. Yeah pretty much. Jake said that she showed why she's there. Because she sucks? 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Melody - If you were gonna put a french though, it should have been Katryn. "All in love is fair". Sass said what was lacking was made up for with emotion. Zack said she was flat around the edges and short on star power but he loves the tone. Jake says he echoes what Sass said. Farley said she sounded a little shakey but she did okay at the end. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Daryl Brunt - "When you believe". Are you sure you're a guy? You can't sing this after Josh Groban has. Oh god, it's like taking some loser grade 9 from my school and sticking him on stage. He's okay though, he does good runs. They all like him 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Break.

Back.

Dianelys Hernandez - "Summertime". Oh my god that was like so retarded. You totally can't understand her and she just makes up noises it's so stupid. Who is TALIA? They all like it but Zack just says we'll see what happens which means he didn't like it. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Stephane Aubin - Stupid telephone guy. "Georgia on my mind". Stupid retard, those aren't the words! God, can't you ever remember anything! You suck go away! The judges liked him because they're fridging deaf this year except Zack and Jake. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Break.

Back.

Ashley Leitao - "Colours of the wind". She was really good, I was waiting for her because there's no one else in this suckfest. Cheap song though. The judges have different opinions. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

Break.

Back.

Cher Maendel - "Bohemian Rhapsody". Lol. Connie. Zack says he really has nothing to say. Jake said she showed she's a rock singer. Farely says some stuff. Sass says something about exuberance. 1-866-IDOL-08.

CI3 Top 100 cuts:

Bio of Rex Goudie from NFL I love him!! Some people. Lol Jenner. Lol his Dad. Lol his family. Get away rap family. Colin Penney!! Lol whatever he just said. Lol that person! Beh Steve. Lol Jon. SERGE!!!!!! Don't talk to him!!! He doesn't like you. Ivy O. The hell Bus driver. God I hate these people. Whoever you are. Go away hardi. Lol Jenner. That guy. Suzi. Judges. Diego. Ivy. Suzi. Jenner. Some people. Diego. Some more people that person. Yeah people, do that!

First line: Bree Carson um okay then, go away fat whatever yournameis, Sarah Loverock or something, don't sing that. Start slashing! Whoever's in the back row. Is gone.

Don't sing that stupid person!! Whoever Bobbi is. Joanne beh. Go away Linkhead. Barrett plishplish. Jade. Dave Moffatt eeek, lol Jenner. Tonya you're a loser don't sing loser Alicia Keys. Amanda whoever. WHOA AN ALLARD.

Colin's gone. Dave's through. Those ugly people did too.

Break.

Paul Figsby. Marilou. Melissa. Amber. Lol Spencer. Alessandra. Carol-Lynne. Martin what is happening! Melanie. Suzi Rawn!! Everyone's through except cheap people.

Robyn pretty cheap! Lol Daryl. Chelsea I HATE THAT WOMAN!! Cheryl Maendel!! Julie. Raven WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU'LL GET CUT!! Ew Hardi. Lol Matt. Ashley. Raven got cut, stupidhead!! It's called singing NEW AGE BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!

Break.

Back.

Musical groups.

Lol Barrett.

DON'T BE MEAN TO DAVE!!

Girl groups are good. Emily and Erica are together lol. Casey.

The guys next.

Break.

Jenner your group sucks with Hagop. Barrett something tells me you're not getting any farther.

SERGE SERGE SERGE ISWITH VINCE!!! EEEEK I LOVE HIM!!! SHUT UP LUKE YOU SUCK!!! Dave Moffatt's group sucked, he's so gone. And these guys just stand there and don't sing at all. UM ISABELLE!!! Don't yell at Diego!! Lol he has no confidence. Brayden lol with Aaron.

Some girl group. Zack stop it she's like gonna have a heart attack. ZACK STOP!!! He made her sing it herself and he won't stop yelling and he made Amanda cry and now Jake is yelling at him that he's pissed and he can't do that to people and now she went ouside and Ben's trying to talk to her. Stupid Zack that's so mean I'm like gonna cry.

Break.

Back.

Dave's safe. Jenner's safe. barrett's safe with Mark. Ivy's safe. Serge is safe YES!! Amanda's safe lol she like glares at him.

Top 32 is chosen tomorrow!

CI3 Auditions Part 3: Toronto etc.

Shannon - Whoa ew.

Angela Mota - Lol a ick.

Aaron Tessis - The hell? Through.

Arthur Wright - Um he's like a wolf.

Beh like some opera person. Charity. Through.

Aaron - Lol.

Break.

Back.

Paul - The h like some stick. Fencing!!

Who the h sings the national anthem?!

Some person.

Um okay.

Lol explosions. EW.

Megan.

Break.

Back.

SOMEWHERE IN NORTH ONTARIO!!

Lol those people.

Lisa Froment.

Chris Newcombe.

How is that funny?

Brian.

Some dang who's good and got through.

Everyone who got through in this part. SERGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! YES!!!!

Break.

Back.

A bunch of people.

Toronto -

WHAT IS THAT LIKE DANG!!!

Ew.

Break.

Back.

Some hardi. Through.

The heck Zack's son. Erica. Crappy song.

End.

CI2 Auditions Part 2:

Lol Jon and Ben the h!!

YES ST. JOHN'S!!!

Rex Goudie or something lol - He's cool.

Tim - Yes he's like Newfoundland chanting!!

Earl - More NFL representing!!

Christa - Okay she can't do it she's like a horse.

No kitchen parties!!

Heather Thorne - Yeah she's cheap.

Danny - Lol Moulin Rouge!

Rob - Lol. Word up.

Len Wheeler - Lol fake n bake.

Steve - Lol the heck.

Dana Parsons - She got through. Lol her mom in the hospital.

End of NFL!!

Break. GET HERE EHLIE!!

Back.

PEI!!!

Lol don't touch that.

Thomas Price. Ew.

Amelie Wong. Ew. Don't ruin Sarah McLachlan.

Chris - No I won't stand by you.

Ew.

Meaghan.

Stephanie.

William Matheson - Lol the hell is that guy. He's an island.

End of PEI.

Cape Breton Island -

No scary people!!

We don't need your life story Kat.

Dayna. She was good!!

Nicole. Oh god.

Trina Williams. Ew.

Lindsey Lathams.

Yolanda Evong.

Um where is that other retard!!

Lol that band. so my dad was looking at a camera and kate wnted me to go get him so she said go poke him, touch him and make him come

Back.

New Brunswick!

Amy Fraser - No not really.

Some fatty.

Isabelle got through.

Lol the hell Ben.

Some like African person. Dianlys. No. She got through.

Phillip. Lol the hell.

Crystal. The hell.

Brad. Don't be John Stevens. Lol it's like an ad. I don't find this to be a song. Bye ugly!!

Casey LeBlanc - I didn't like her and then she had to go and be good. I hate her. Lol. Yay she's through!!

Laura Conrad - She got through.

Mark MacRae - Lol he's like yoink and takes it!!

Break.

Back.

Montreal -

Jenner Hughes - Through. Kind of like Joel bm.

Lol the heck.

Nadia Mayer - Lol

Some other people who I missed cuz my computer's a piss.

Yay a french girl who like freaks out!! And gets through.

Break.

Back.

Melissa Brown. Through.

Emily. Through.

Break.

Some people singing in their native language!!

CI2 Auditions Part 1:

Last year. Rawr Kalan.

Some sucky people.

Farley! Jake! Sass. That Sass. Her and her crazy ideas. Zack.

Vancouver -

Becky Campbell. Idiot forget your words. Julia singing with her singing bear the h. Brayden le Claire. Kinda hot but cheapo! Lol like scatting the hell was that. Beh he's through!! Becky goes through. Some ugly woman who's come back for the 3rd year. And gets through. And a bunch of sucky people.

Suze. She's like Sas! She dresses awesome. She's through.

Break.

Back.

Calgary.

Bree Carson - Um. Okay stop singing Ashlee Simpson. She's through.

Someone.

Brandon.

Jenn.

Raven. She's like goth. And singing Enya. She's through.

Some other girl got through.

Kim Savage is back and got through.

Break. Freedging tape.

Back.

Saskatoon -

Some cheap people lol they all bark. And some girl who goes through.

Makeup time!! MARK LEVESQUE IS BACK!! I knew that.

Break.

Back.

Lol that Ben.

Yukon - Some cheap people.

Break.

Back.

Winnipeg.

Matt got through. Scotty. Wow some guy who is like all quiet and then freaks out. Lol his bro/friend is like an Allard. Um some grandma lol some grandson bubba. He got through. Don't DO THAT!!! I can't believe some loser just took an Amy Lee/Seether song and beat the crap out of it. SEE YOU IN HELL!! Some cheap people. Some guy who got through. Some weird prom guy who got through. Dave Moffatt and Barrett got through!!

Break.

Back.

NO MARK LEVEQUE GOT SHAFTED AND I THINK DAVE MOFFATT DID TOO!! Don't be John stevens.

More auditions tomorrow.

AI4 Finale eekina I'm so nervous!! Ehlie's coming over in like 5!!

The Underwood love never stopped. I was just pissed at the song and I still am because she ruined it but I still love her but she never should have done that.

Eek they're all there!! Connie and Federov and everyone!! Singing some medley. Lol Anwar cut his hair I laughed so much when I saw his pic today. Um shut up Scott. Ewww Mikalah god she's horrible. Lindsey yay!! I missed her so much. Jessica! Beh in my room lol. Lol Vonzie hasn't been a while. Ew Nadia didn't miss her much she's ugly. Fedrov!1 No he cut his hair!! Lol I missed him so much and it's only been like 2 weeks. Beh surfer girl. Nikko!!!!! YES I LOVE YOU!!! Oh god I screamed his name so loud I even hurt myself!! "I get around" by Beach Boys. CONNIE!!!!!!! HE YODELLED OH MY GOD He's so cool lol he kissed the camera. "Good vibrations" um steal the CI2 Top 5 group medley much with both those songs!!

Lol please welcome Ryan Seacrest. Beh whoever those people are. Lol oh my god George when he heard Rascal Flatts he flipped and did a George thing like from last year!!

Ew Mik-Suck is the red carpet host. And people say Bo wins so she says they're saying herself no not funny and she does it with Kirstie Alley and Connie beb frick off from him!! Don't hug Carrie or Bo.

Yes we've missed Connie.

Story of AI4 eeekina! Everyone expected that dumbass. Began in Washington and St.Louis NEEKO!! Lol why the hell did I just spell it like that? Lol New Orleans, Vegas, Cleaveland, San Francisco, and Orlando. Lol that guy. And Paula freaks out. Mary Grober ew. What the hell lol hit the wall. I LOVE YOU LINDSEY!! That audition is awesome I have it on my comp. Yay Emily!! Lol Jacyln. Regina. John Zisa and Marlea! Lol that guy. Lol she doesn't make it and she flips out. Mik-suk. David Brown and Linds. Lol all the guys NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! And Sarah. Lol Bo. And Nikko and Jessic and Nadia!! Lol the voting change. YES MIK SUCK GOES HOME LOL!! Ewwwwwwww Anwar gay. Not hideous shut up Simon Anthony rocks!! Lol Scott sucked NOOOOOOO CONNIE!!! Vonzie. Bo. Carrie. Vonzie again. Now only Bo and Carrie. There's the journey so far.

Break. Bo and Carrie perform after the break. We'll see who wins by who sings the Idol song because someone can't sing it twice. Ehlie get here dumbass. Lol Mr. and Mrs. Smith. NIKKO SMITH!!! The heck that's like a doll. Lol penguins which I just called penquinas I'm retarded. QUICK, FLAMINGOS!!! That doesn't look right. Get here Ehlie you said 5-10 mins not 15!! And he has Tim Hortons Ice Cap lights. 1%bm. YES CI3 ON MONDAY!! Finally a show that isn't rigged and song-stealing and threatening and vote messing up. And song stealing. On the next E-TALK DAILY!! Sorry. You hear that, Cameo?! Or something like that. GET HERE EHLIE!! You'll like miss all crap.

Back. Bo's in his dressing room reading pink papers lol. He's going to Alabama into a fan place. Lol Hey guys. Lol he's like Donnie there's my paster what's up Donnie lol Ryan. Latoya Suckdon is there talking about Bo OH GOD SHE LIKED QUACKED!! Why is she wearing feathers and a crown she sucks. IT'S NOT BO BRICE YOU IDIOT!! Lol every day will be Bo Bice day. And it's like all southern go away Latoya I hate you lol Ryan has the same outfit. He's performing now. STOP SINGING VEHICLE!!! There are WAY better songs like "Remedy" and Free bm!! Need you!!! Some other stuff trying to sing along to a song I don't know lol. Well you want to be a movie star something about Hollywood!! ANYWHERE I WANT TO GO?! HOW ABOUT AUSTRALIA TO SEE GUY SEBASTIAN!! Sorry. Lol he liked twirled it. NEED YOU!! Sorry. He's my Vehicle. And he loves me. I feel like putting judges comments and a number now lol but I don't have to. BO BICE!!! I heard "You'll die your own day now". Oh you have your own day lol.

Break. Um that was so short!! Next we go to Carrie's dressing room. STAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH!!! HAVE TO SEE THAT WITH EHLIE AND MARY!!! EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN'T WANT TO!! STOP TYPING IN CAPS!! SHUT UP!! Lol Ehlie's not even here and I'm acting like this. WHY THE FUDGEBAG ISN'T SHE HERE IT'S BEEN 20 MINUTES!! WHICH I PLAN TO BE I'D STILL BE A TRADESPERSON!! I DON'T CARE BRIEFCASE IS BETTER NOT TOOLS!! LOL TOLOS!! SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELLING BM HAVE TO SEE THAT TOO!! I FORGET WHO I AM AGAIN I HAVE TO ASK SARAH MAYBE TIBBY OR CARMEN I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LYDIA I JUST MADE THAT UP!! QUICK, FLAMINGOS!! I've already said that. GET HEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE!! EHLIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Lol WE ARE YOUNG PENGUINS WHAT IS THIS LIKE BRITISH SONG!!! Lol Telus home sitter. AND THEY LIKE FLAP!! Ewww what they like it? OH DOGS! SGOD!! A LITTLE MORE PUNCH IN THE CONCLUSION THE ESSENTIAL IS THERE!! ESSENTIALS MATH!! NOT EVEN A COURSE!!! BUT APPARENTLY IT IS SAYS ALLARD!! WHO THE H IS DIANA SALL OR WHATEVER!! EHLIE EHLIE EHLIE EHLIE GET HERE!!!

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Carrie!! Not reading pink papers but has crinked hair. We're back to Oklahoma!! Underwood love says Ryan don't copy me it didn't die but don't EVER sing it again or you die!! FROM CHEESE!! Marry me!! Says that person. Lol she was like mop! MATT ROGERS IS IN OKLAHOMA REPORTING LOL!! I loved Matty. Lol what Okies from Miskogie?! Kim Henry whoever that is. Don't hit on her Matt. They are so excited to have someone as talented and everything to rep Oklahoma. Lol will you get crazy with me. He's exactly the same. I KNEW IT!! RYAN AGREES HE SAYS STOP HITTING ON HER!! Carrie's singing IT again!! And she even did the run at the beginning! The newspapers got ahold of the truth last night and put it everywhere, they're gonna get in shit. Carrie, you're just ruining your own career stop it now!! There's no way you don't know by now. If you only knew what you were trying to outdo I think you'd stop. Don't smile at me you'll never make me like this. Why is she wearing that it's finale night not going out to the farm!! OMG EHLIEs HERE!!!

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Ehlie.

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Randy talking. And clips of Paula and Simon like beating each other up and Paula yelling shut up and swearing lol.

Break. You're weird. YOU LOOK FUNNY!!

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Music video "Dreams" with flashbacks of all the Idols. Lol Rudy. And now Simon's dressing room. Ahhahaahha says Latoya WTF lol. Lol she's drunk. Lol they're all drunk. Lol Simon says I think you're drunk. So's the camera man. LOL THAT KID!! How old are you? Lol 9 southern. I SAID I DON'T USE REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!! AND THE KID COPIES HIM AND SIMON GETS ALL POED AND SAYS HE GETS IT AND ROLLS HIS EYES AND GETS PISSED! Lol back to Matt LOL GRANDPA CARL!! Lol the smallest fan puppy tiny puppy lol it must be scared of the noise. Lol the h is back Carrie.

Top 3 Emotions.

Regina Brooks oh she was cool. She cried. She sold her wedding ring.

Mark someone the hell!! He like breaks the wall.

Lol that woman. Having too much fun!! That guy was kind of cheap. STOP IT NOW!!!!

Break. Next the truth about Simon. "You said you wouldn't tell anyone". Lol.

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Um ew Leandra Jackson from the auditions singing the Nation Anthem. WHAT THE F SHE'S ACTUALLY THERE!! So is John Stevens and Jasmine in the audience!! The land of the parade what the hell!!

Beh show opening again.

Judges being officially introduced. I heard smile for aunty.

Bo and Carrie singing "Up where we belong". Lol they can't sing together. And then she leans on him. BO AND CARRIE!

Surprise for them!! They both get keys. And Carrie tries to steal them both and then drops hers lol. They both get like red mustangs and Carrie like flips out and bo says something and then hug each other and Bo's grandma is like YES!! And Carrie yells STAY AWAY MOM!! Lol.

Lol them both growing up.

And a profile of Carrie. Independence day like 3 times lol.

Now Bo profile. I hated his guts then lol. That was hot. Yes Hot.

Now them both talking.

Break. IDOLS COMING BACK EEEEK!!! 2134567899876 54that's what he was doing what do you THINK of that?!!
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Lol top 10 worst.

10. That Darren guy he's like a vampire and Paula like get scared.
9. Lol Derek Braxton Toni's cousin. Lol he was like a;skldfja;sldkjfasdf.
8, 7, 6, 5: Lol he had like 4 different voices. Lol Paula.
4. Robert Solomon lol the hell it's like Paul.
3. Bobby Maye? Beh.
2. Maurice Thomas. Lol she like spits. Lol that Brian McKnight dude.
1. Leroy Wells YES!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

Ugh when Adam met Dirk Dirk is like retarded and fing ugly. Ew and he's like gay David Hasslehof lol. Ugh Adam bad personality idiot not good! And singing N*Sync!! EW THEY'RE THERE!! Lol David Hasslehof and he's like flipping out.

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Who the hell is that lol? Lol this is bad judgement. Beh Steve Edwards. Lol someone behind the scences is going out with Simon lol. Lol the h RANDY?! THE DAWGS WHAT?! AND PAULA!!

LOL CONNIE THE HELL?! And he like winks. Lol Paula's like crying and he was rejecting her. Lol Ryan feels empty. NO RANDY AGAIN!! Lol buy my CD. Lol his parents the lyrics and the song is awful lol it sucks. Lol he wants to take his own clothes off.

William Hung.

Yay finalists after the break!!

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Carrie - "Bless the broken road" she's singing with Rascal Flatts and she's like YES!!! Lol. Pat kept touching me. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwewwwweweweewewewewewe5 how is that ew becaisr 56 lol. how is that ew you know yo uwant it eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww HELL no. KENNY G sweet.

Anthony and Anwar are singing "I believe I can fly" Anwar had long hair again!! He's making Anthony look back. They're singing with Kenny G. Lol.

Connie and the girls are with some Kenny Wayne or something. "Walk this way" by Aerosmith lol. Ew not Nadia.

Scott with Nikko "On broadway". EEEEK NIKKO!! Rebecca and Pat sitting in a tree. George Benson scares me.

Now Vonzie and Billy Preston. That guy's annoying.

Linds and Mik with "Baby face". Ew Mik sucks. Lindsey's awesome she was my fave. Yeah stop doing that. Ew shut up Mik.

BO BICE WITH LYNRD SKYNRD!!

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Someone gets their own private jet!! Lol they don't care right now. Lol the heck is that guy.

The winner is.....................................................Carrie underwood lol. Lol she's like having a heart attack. Rawr John Stevens!! You better not release ABMH as a B-side or I won't buy your single!! But you can't do that anyway because you'll get in trouble and no one will buy that. Not inside me!! NO!!! LOL NO!!! That was awesome.

June 14th is Carrie's single release date buy it!!

CI3 Recaps next Monday!!

AI4 Top 2: Finale

Carrie's singing "Angels brought me here" by the way. I am SO pissed because they stole Guy's song, don't even mention it in the show, and are just stupid stealers who don't respect other people and are too cheap to get their own songs and I have less respect for Carrie for being okay with it.

SHUT UP RYAN!!! He's saying that they each have a favourite performance to sing and TWO ORIGINALS!! IT'S NOT AN ORIGINAL DUMB IDIOT!!"

Coin flip! Lol it fell in the vent.

Bo Bice "The long long road". That was awesome lol his glasses. All the judges like him except Simon says Chemistry Teacher and bad song.

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Carrie - "Inside your heaven". She yodells. If she yodells Guy's song, I'll hate her. All the judges love her.

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Bo Bice - "Vehicle". It was good. All the judges loved him.

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Carrie - "Independence day". It was cool, she changed it up a bit. Randy and Paula loved it, Simon doesn't though.

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Bo Bice - "Inside your heaven". His was better. All the judges love it.

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Carrie Underwood - "Angels brought me here". It sucked. The could've at least changed the arrangement. Every part of it was the same except for the fact that she can't sing it.

Recap: Bo: 1-866-IDOLS-01, 03, 05
Carrie: 1-866-IDOLS-02, 04, 06

All the contestants were there including Jasmine and George and some kids which might be George's lol.

Tribute video showing auditions and top 24 and 12 and everything and Connie.

AI4 Special: World's worst

Lol that guy Atm. Lol Hardi Idol!! Lol Kazakstan. Lol Ken. Lol he's like a snake I hate Kuba. Lol that guy's like retarded. Blink. Lol I love that guy. Lol replace. The h is he doing. Lol I love that antique guy. Lol Nigel. Lol the hell is that guy like 50. And Peter lol. Lol he's like Irish.

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Lol the Mariah Carey girl. Jennifer Amero I remember her. Ken again. And that guy. Lol Jake!! Mark don't copy Simon's remark!! I hate these too. Lol he can't say her name right. Lol. Lol her family and Randall. Lol oops. Westlife. Lol he like cries and hucks something. That's not nice, people!! Lol Pete. That guy in Norway wearing a cloth. Jan Fredrik Karlsen. Lol the heck. Lol he looks like Alex h is he doing. Lol the Britney Spears guy. Lol that guy's cool I know him. Lol Paula's face. Lol singing sheep. The h. Lol that guy! Federov's more of a nerd than him.

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Lol what's happening. That guy's retarded. Oh no not that guy!! He's messed up!! Protect yourself I love that guy!! Lol they all dance. Lol the flag guy I love him!! Yeah enough of that guy. I think I know that guy. Lol him. Not him again!! Lol what? Lol please pass out. The King. Lol that guy. And that guy. And him. Lol. Scandanavia the h!! Kazakstan like some dang lol. What was THAT? Oh my god that guy I love him!! Like some old guy. Lol Kuba he's messed up. I know that guy he's cool. Remember him lol!! And he like talked it.

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Lol Gigi from Australia I remember her. Lol it takes like all year to finish. Lol Keith.

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Lol I love that guy from Germany! Lol he's like a horn. What is THAT? Lol and that guy's face. And this guy is like gold and scary?! Lol psycho. Oh my god he's like a stalker. Lol you think everyone's terrible. Lol you look crap. Well they're liars. Lol he's not lying. Lol he should have been like "I know where you live!!". Hey I love this Holland kid!! There's no beeping in that song!! Oh my god he's like a rat!!

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Ugh, when Kirk met Adam. Lol all the nerds in the world. The Derek is awesome. Lol the nerves suck in England. Lol the judge is like wheezing and crying. Um the guy has like one eyebrow. And he's still crying lol. OH MY GOD HE'S A RAT!!!! Lol and other nerds. Um this guy isn't the nerd of all nerds!!

End of show!!