Top 24 Guys: Eekina the 4 eekina guys!

Recap of last night's suckfest.

David!!! Chris!! William!! ACE OGMGOMGOGM!! And that dad.

Judges.

Whoa like a half scream.

A journey. Wow so much screaming I almost died.

NO ONE wants to squish Kevin. GOD.

Break.

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Patrick Hall - "Come to my window". Oh no you didn't. Oh those judges said stuff danm I wasn't listening. Oh just to Randy. Paula was like we need you stay. N Simon was like sucky song n bad for you so get out of here you lil' man. Contro-VERSY! Sorry. I just really felt the need to do that. 1-866-IDOLS-01

David Radford EEEEEEE!! I love you: "Crazy little thing called love." Please be better than Fantasia. He's trying to Elvis what is this. Lol and he's all does that look at the girls. Dun make them like you. K you so love one of them. Ooooh your mom loves you. What was that like move. Who are you always doing that thing at!! OOOOH IT'S PARIS I KNEW IT!!! OMG DAVID AND PARIS SITTING IN A TREE, S-I-N-G-I-N-G, FIRST COMES AUDITIONS, THEN COMES HOLLYWOOD, THEN THEY'RE IN THE FINAL 2 TOGETHER. God that sucked. Randy hated it. Paula loves it. N Simon says kind of a joke but audience will like it. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Break. Bucky is next.

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Lil' Bo Constantine - "Simple man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Do you eat straw I bet you do you lil' cowboy. K I thought you were like a Bo but apparently you are a Kurt or like one of those country rock dudes...ooh like Kid Rock! Who never were too interesting. The judges were okay about it. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break. Williamina nextina why would you put a break on god.

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WILL MAKAR OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU: "I want you back" by the Jackson 5. K learn how to sing and stop making those faces. Your face will freeze. Randy said something. Paula said all the girls love him n his face is like yeah I know. N Simon is mean. N all the girls boo. Hey you girls shut up he's mine. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Lol where there's a Will there's a Sway that was great Ryan.

Sway Penala - "On bended knee" by Boyz 2 Men. K it's kind of bad. K that hurt my eyes lil' sway. RAndy said something. Paula said it was good. 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Chris Daughtry ogmgomg I love you: "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovi. Everyone loves Chris. 1-866-IDOLS-06 god there's no 9 why can't I get that.

Kevin Covais god you're such a little one - "One Last Cry" by Brian McKnight. Ahahah those faces he makes. N if he was actually meaning this everyone would cry cuz they'd be like NOOOOOOOOOOO KEVIN IS SAD. N Randy was like dude that was the bomb n Kevin was like yup I know. K Kevin I don't think Paula meant in that way he's like oh yeah. N Simon was mean. Dun be mean to my lil' one even though I hate him. K you messed it up by pausing. N all the girls pinch his cheeks. He's like you'd go up to him n be like SKISH MUCKWAT n he'd be like what are you doing n I'd be like what am I NOT doing yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Gedeon McKinney god he's like telling a story. "Shout". K this song is dumb. And so are you. N Simon was like I hate your smile. Yeah well he is pretty ugly. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Elliot Yamin - I have no idea what he even sang. But he's like a monkey. N Simon was like you're the best guy ever. Um yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

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Bobby Bennett - "Copa Cobana" god what is this like bar song. Get out of here you're retarded. N they even all say. Lol Paula that was great Old McDonald had a frickin' farm I could die. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. Ace next omgina.

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Ace Young - "Father Figure" by George Michael. Rawr. K that guitarist is like the scariest. N Ace is all omg I'm Ace. N everyone dies. And Randy laughs. N Ace is like why is the dawg laughing at me. Lol that was great. Randy says he's hot and can sing omgina how could this be on such a crappy show like this. Well not those exact words but still. N Paula is like rawr even guys will love you. N Simon is all like Elliot was better but still great no Elliot is a not best monkey. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

Break. God the dad next.

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Taylor Hicks god this dad - "Levon" by Elton John um don't do this Billy Klippert owned song man. N I can even predict your dad movements as you do them you're such a dad but everyone loves you. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 12.

AI5 Top 24: 12 girls

Kellie!!! And a lot of other peeps. God I hate you Brenna.

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Mandisa: "Never run away". Or something. Randy says she showed her personality. Paula said she was brave to sing heart. Simon says she has an unbelievable personality and he can see her through to the finals. What, of The Biggest Loser? Sorry. 1-866-IDOLS-01

KELLIE!!: "How far" by Martina McBride. Hey, it's Carmen, Carrie, and Ashley all in one. Hey it's the back of Ace's head. Randy said he doesn't think it's the best he's seen from her but it was still good. Paula says she's got the likability factor. Simon liked it. She talks about her grandpa. Like all the time. 1-866-IDOLS-02 do it peeps.

Break. Now with even more nacho flavour. God those nerds.

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Becky O'Donahue god I've seen wayyyy too much of you in like gross ways keep your mag pics to yourself: "Because the night". Randy says good stuff. No dog pound we did that last year. N Paula says that some notes were off. Simon says she's good but not good enough n that's needed for an AI. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Ayla Brown - "Reflection" Yeah you're kind of a robot even Simon said. And me and Bubs talked all the way through your performance. N you wear those REALLY ugly pants that of course like losers like you would wear god Brenna wears them too that should teach you how ugly they are. Randy says he didn't expect it to be good but it kinda was. Paula said she was surprised. Simon said that her voice has limits n the song broke them but he saw some emotion so he doesn't think she's as much as a robot anymore. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Paris Bennett - "Midnight train to Georgia". Whoa calm down. Seriously you're like all blaahdglksjf. Randy says it's amazing. N Paula says she's her Idol. And Simon agrees. K dun insult her by saying she's like Fantasia. You might as well say she's like dirt. Ooooh her and Kevin. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Stevie Scott - "To where you are" by Josh Groban. God you're so stupid how could you even think of attempting this. And I know what you're going to do before you start. And it SUCKS. Josh Groban does not do all those runs, EVER, especially in that song. You're so dumb. Sorry hon, this isn't a Christina song. Paula's stupid and apparently has never heard Josh Groban. Simon agrees with me, which he would because he's a Josh Groban fan. He says that she messed it up which she did. GOD Paula shut up I don't think you even know this song. Simon says America will hate it. Yup. Danm right. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

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Brenna Gethers - "You are the sunshine of my life". K seriously peeps get a new pair of pants. Randy says keep your stupid personality. Paula says safe song. Simon says horrible. Yup. N she says all this stuff yeah shut up no one likes you. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Heather Cox - "When you tell me that you love me". No this is a group song you stoop. Randy said it didn't work for him. Paula agrees. Simon said it was horrible and no one will remember anything good about it. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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Melissa McGhee - "When the lights go down". Kinda lame. Randy says not amazing but good. Paula disagrees and says it was a shining moment. Simon says that he didn't even know her but it was good but she's lifeless. Sweet, a singing corpse. Like Casey LeBlanc II. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Lisa Tucker - "I am changing" by Jennifer Holiday. Kinda bad. N I'm not even paying attention but it's like something you'd turn off and be like GOD what is this. All those peeps liked it. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. No wonder he has a savings full of Chinamen. What?

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Kinnik Sky - "Get here". K that was horrible. N those peeps said stuff. Simon said lame. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

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Katherine McPhee - "Since I fell for you". Everyone loves her. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Lol I like got so lazy at the end.

Now let's have a lil' recap.

The 4 eekina guys! God who does William look like.

Je suis tres...however you say bored in French. Ahahahah an apparently lack of interest. Yeah well maybe if your subject didn't suck so much and you actually knew how to teach.

Wow some peeps are dying they're like arhghghghgh. Like in Mortal Kombat. With like a skeleton ripping thing that was sick I never did learn how to do Fatalities and rip out that dude's brain and Johnny Cage who cannot fight.

Omg he's married! And I think he has a wife!! Lol that was great I'm so stupid.

What is upstairs.

Wow that was entertaining. Stinky little kitten. Like knocked me off the couch and then my head hurt. Still does. But it was warm upstairs.

How will I know him. He will know you. Find the tavern and we will speak again later.

What is that like dundundun. And he has like white eyes.

It is quite cold.

And now I can see what that William Makar video is called. Eekina William Makar!

Oh wait I have to find out who came 10th in AI3 cuz I totally forgot.

Omg it was like that Amy Adams I didn't even remember her.

Oh look that person is on again.

These chips are rather disappointing.

Rawr Ace Young an Ace Young.

Do we have any good drinks upstairs. Oh we better.

Oh wow like some fruit juice.

K these chips suck they are not BBQ.

Wow that person had a baby thanks for telling me little pig.

I want a hot dog. Like one of those ones you get at like a carnival or something.

Ooooh Rob Thomas like my fave video.

K this one's overplayed.

And ColdSuck.

Omg Rob Thomas/Anna Nalick so going to THAT concert.

And Sarah Harmer. That was like a end of grade 8 and then I'd be like noooooooooo that time in my life!!

K whoever like this person is. I have no idea. But her video is on. Oh like that guy isn't fake. He is too what she said he wasn't.

K that JM message me you lame.

Stupid planner. I cannot read through this crossing out. On a besoin de un somethingsomething magnifying glass.

Speak of the BM. Sarah just came on.

K why did the videos like break. Oh there we go. And william sang BOTW.

Wow so much Ev.

K that Ehles is coming over now and we're going to the mall with that Silvana.

Ai5 HOllywood Episode 3: Top 24 are chosen

Some peeps are waiting.

Hate you Kevin. Eeeeeee Ace!!!

Jessica Santos is home.

Bobby Bullard is going home.

Brooke Barrettsmith is going home.

Nick Whitten is going home.

Stephanie White is going home.

Crystal Stark whoever that is went home.

Bobby Dillard is going home. Way to have the same name as that other person.

Katherine McPhee made it. And kissed Simon and Randy. And Paula. But not in the same way. At least I hope not. Oh apparently so. Right.

Rawr Ace!!

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Rawr Ace!! Is through. I knew that already. And he's like hahaha I knew it. YES I KNEW THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS!! Him and Chris that is.

Antonia Bridges is out. Who.

Eugenia Littlejohn. Is out. Who. Jeez. Get out.

Robert Bennett. Jr. Who now. Is in. Whoever now. I heard I'm in the FBI.

Mandisa Hundley. Was hurt by Simon's comments. And the fact that he couldn't provide her with a bigger chair. But she forgives him. Oh I'm sure he's overjoyed. And she's through.

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Melissa McGhee. Who now.

Mark Locklear. Who now. Is going home.

Lisa Tucker. Is in.

David Radford!! Rahh! That was a weird noise. Why are you doing that in the elevator. And he is through. Knew that too.

Sway!! Dun try to be Ace Young. And is through. Knew that too.

Elliot is through.

Brenna. God you suck. You like hit your own ass. And you have sucky pants. And you got through cuz you suck well VTW is gonna love taking a stab at your you're already top of their list loser.

Marcy Smith. Nope.

No. No. No. No. To those 4 peeps that no one knows.

Whoa what now. I heard Giddian McKinny. Wait. Gedeon McKinney!!! I'm so smart except I can't spell these weirdo's names. And a weirdo that made that.

Stevie Scott. Is through. Who now.

Ayla Brown. Can you say boring. And through. Lol the younger dogs.

AHAHAHAHAH omg Chris got stuck in the elevator I could die. He's like so mad. I knew him and Ace would be in the same group!! I said that like the first day. Called it. And he's so in. Knew it.

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Chris phoned home.

Paris and Becky are keeping a list.

Becky is in.

Heather Cox. God April Walsh I hate you.

April is out. YES!!!!!

Heather is in.

That Kurt guy. William the Convict or something. Danm he's like a country that's so disappointing. He's through.

Patrick Hall is through. Danm right you're not as pretty as Ace. Danm right no one is.

Kevin Covais. Was sooooooooooooo ugly. But grew some hair so got better. Still ugly though it's gonna take some time. And he's through. Like a 12.

Paris. Don't talk. Is through. Jeez. Break a window. You have to go kill her? Now she's like dying in the elevator.

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Ahahahahah Terrell got arrested. I knew that. Darrell is wanted. Forgery, teft, identity fraud. Terrell is gonna turn himself in. AAHAHAHAH stupids.

Kelly Pickler!! I love you!! And you're through!! What did she even just say.

Hey the dad. You're quite annoying with your dad movements. What is this like dad music. And your dad harmonica. Congratulations dad.

Omg 2 girls 2 guys left.

Both the girls suck.

Kinnik Sky and Megan Bobo.

Megan is out. Kinnik is through.

Omg Syd and William.

I'll like cry. And I'll hate Syd forever.

William is THROUGH OMGOGMGOM I COULD DIE!!!!

12 girls.

12 guys.

The 12 girls are:

Kellie Pickler
Ayla Brown
Paris Bennett
Heather Cox
Becky O'Donahue
Mandisa Hundley
Katherine McPhee
Stevie Scott
Kinnik Sky
Lisa Tucker
Brenna
Melissa McGhee

Guys:

Ace Young
Chris Daughtry
Patrick Hall
David Radford
Taylor Hicks
Kevin Covais
Sway
William Makar
Bucky
Elliot
Gedeon McKinny
Robert Bennett Jr.

AI5 Hollywood, Episode 2:

Omg William Makar!!

Omg only 99 left.

Yeah god you get on everyone's nerves.

I'm tired of your hissy attitude too.

K that group ain't gone work.

Shut up Tarrell! Ooh you're gon tell Simon.

K what kind of lame group is that. What you're too lame to find some guys.

Shut up Tarrell!

That's cuz no one likes you.

WHAT did you just say. God you're stupid.

K just give up Tarrell they dun like you.

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Why would you be in the same group as that person.

OMG IT'S THAT GUY!!!

K get a new group song seriously.

Paris. *nod*

Whoever that is.

Dun be mean Simon.

Paris is through.

Some person went home.

What is THAT guy.

And that guy. Messed up the words.

Jose!! Also messed up the word.

And that stupid Terrell doesn't even. Who was all like oooh let's practice.

But apparently that guy is the best.

And that ugly is through.

Sway is through!!

And that other dude!

Dun blame it on dat Anthony.

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Blargh. Kevin.

Beh whoever Josh Jordan is.

DAVID RADFORD!!!

OMG WILLIAM MAKAR!!!

K Darrell wtf are you doing. They didn't cut Tarrell. You dumbass I can't believe you just tried to drop out. And then now he has to go apologize. Oooh drama.

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Lol he can't even remember the name of that song.

And then they all make stupid words. OMG IT'S THAT LIKE KURT COBAIN GUY!!

Tyra went back to her group. God Tyra you get on everybody's nerves!!!

And that group she used to be in sucks. And Leah Barrettsmith went home. And her sis is mad.

AAhhaha Darrell has to apologize. Lol he's like a 5.

And Tyra's group is up. Meh. But she is through.

K what is this like group. DON'T WEAR THOSE PANTS EVER. Oh it's that lame group with 1 guy.

Omg they made a thing about Garet called Brokenote Mountain. About him and these guys. Omg you can't DO that that's SO mean!!

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Lol good afternoon brothers.And those Brittnum's are staying.

And those cowboys were like bad. And Simon was like omg you guys suck and are drunk maids. And that Garet finally goes home. Um yeah ew. Yeah let him go Garet he's too old for you. So's the other guy just give it up.

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And those peeps wanna look nice.

Solo time.

ACE!! KELLY!! That dad.

NOT ME!!!

I knew they were talking about the dad.

Omg this is it.

Rooms.

In Room 1 is the person that's not me. And Tyra and Ashley. Oh crap I got kicked out. Room 1 is out.

Room 2 is through! With Chris. And Sway. And Patrick Hall.

Room 3 is through. With the dad. And Paris Bennett. And the rest. And one of the twins.

Room 4. With the little one. And Kellie. And Ace!!! And the other twin. Who am I looking for...OMG WILLIAM MAKAR YES I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!!! And that Kurt guy.

Tomorrow. What Katherine McPhee does not get through?? Whoa calm down.

AI5: Hollywood Day 1: Hell week day one:

Kellie Pickler: It was kinda bad but she was nervous. YES she's through!

Patrick Hall: Don't sing that. He made it.

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Ronnie and Steve. God they're like oooh I'm so good. Ahahaha you went home. Ohhh Ronnie's crying. And I think that's Jeffery "Ryan" someone.

Lisa Tucker - It's allright. Kellie's better.

Who are THEY.

What is that like cowboy.

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Jason Horn!!!

Whoever that is.

And that.

And that.

Randy is yelling at them cuz they suck.

Why is she talking to them.

Paris Bennett omg. Don't talk like that. Or laugh.

Paris made it.

Taylor Hicks. What is this like dad. Like. A dad. Even Simon says a dad!! And the dad is back.

Garrett Johnson. Get out.

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Day 2 omgina!!

Ace and Chris!! Dude I thought that was Constantine.

That sick person cannot sing. Hey look it's Camile. And she gets in.

Lol Michael wrecked another dream.

HOW is that even FUNNY.

I hate you like Brittnum twins but you got arrested so you're out anyway. Behhhhh what was that he like came out. Jeez. He like thinks. And they got through. Shut up about Carrie you nerd.

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David Radford ahahahaha I love you.

Ace Young oooooh omg I died.

David again.

Ace again omg.

And they are through.

The other twins. The Simmons. Are out. Um they're better than those like ugly Brits.

Lol that like magic thing. That dad. Don't TALK Paris god!!

Get out Garet. And don't sing this. Dun say that lol. He made it.

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Eeek Chris I was just talking to you!! Omg I love you!!! And through.

Mandisa.

Katherine McPhee!!

Dave Hoover!!! Omg I'd do that. And that. I love you lol. Lol he like jumped on the table and he's like Paula's fave. Noooooooooooooooooooo Dave I love you!!!!

Next week: Everyone cries cuz Dave is gone.

AI5 Auditions: Round 7: Boston, Masachusettes - The city of patriots...or something...wow that a took a while to figure out where Boston was lol I'm dumb.

Lol some police. And that bad dude.

Ahahah they got rained on so much. Yeah shut up.

Hey it's Ghost. Sup man. He flows with a slow style. Dude you're too stupid to say melodic. Lol! N...i...g...h...t? Oh, night! Lol I'm an idiot. Lol that one guy. Lol that's why he rapped. Bye dude.

Oh dude. Ayla Brown. I know her. I thought she'd be black. Apparently she's been pimped for a while. She has. Or maybe you couldn't sing that. I agree with that Randy. And Simon. K shut up you're annoying stop talking. I already knew she made it.

K don't be Jasmine Trias. Oh dear. Lol. Simon's like what are you doing. Lol. K let's keep this PG people.

Lol!

Lol Paula's just like shaking her head. Hey it's Ashlee Simpson!!

God people stop sending me these stupid things over MSN I don't care!

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The O'Donahue twins. I thought there was only Becky. Oh wait, only Becky's singing. And she got in.

Tatiana Princesa-Ward. Or something. Her mom married a black man and her grandmother hates her. Or something. Lol weirdo. And she is in.

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A bunch of peeps that I missed cuz I was in the bathroom.

Hey a Cher impersonator. I don't get that insult. Lol.

Break.

I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamberger. I want to buy a hamburger!! I want to burger. Lol.

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What is THAT! Or you could not. That'd be nice. Or maybe you could. Yeah it's fine. Just don't look at me. Might be okay when your hair grows out.

Oh dear. It's a montage of the bull frog song. Lol like a star wars. Lol I knew it was gonna switch into the actually Joy To The World to song.

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Ahhhh it's a Clay wanna-be. Get out!! Vince over night? Oh...in the still of the night lol. K he's gonna go to the bathroom and then come back. Lol he like runs and there's like some slow clip. This show is so retarded. Ahahhaha what a dork.

Sweet audition recap. Lol they're playing Bad Day.

Stupid guy! Lame. Lol. Omg Crystal. Kelly!!!! And that freak. And her. Lol omg. That metal mouth. And that dancing guy. And her. ew. Lol that was mean. Cuz your sun sucks. CHRIS!!! Katherine. Taylor. Ew those nerds. That russian. Paris. Ew. Zachary Travis. ew. Omg that swear. That cowboy. OMG DAVE!!! Jason!!

Omg a preview of tomorrow. Who is that like Kurt. That cowboy. Jose. Kellie!! A Brittnum twin. And that guy. Another Brittnum. Chris!! Dave!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 6: Austin, Texas

Julian Riano. Wtf is a lemon tree what is this song lol.

Michelle Lapoint - Yup.

Arthur Mayfield: What are you doing man.

Donnell Bolton - Whoa it's like mouse usher.

Some person who is annoying and ugly. Oh that freak who draws Paula. Um that looks like mj. K you're dumb. Paula Goodspeed. Yeah my heard already hurts thanks. Lol a bridge of metal Simon you're mean.

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What is that like zombie. I'm so confused there's like 50.

Lol like some horror movie.

Hey it's Jason the funeral director. Yeah or you could not sing it. Or maybe you can yeah go ahead. And he's in.

Cierra Johnson. Or you could not sing it. Yeah just stop. Yeah don't do it again.

Yeah throw your stuff everywhere.

Lol a twin.

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Some person who almost died. And apparently she can come back in 20 mins.

Jeffery Pollock. He does not know why he is the next AI.

But his friend Rickey Hayes does cuz he is a legend yo. And is through.

Ashley Jackson. Oh wow a fit model. Or you could not. K they're like talking. K that's weird how can you sing with your mouth closed. And is through.

Oooh burn.

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Ronnie Norman or something. Everyone's his friend. And he gets along with the ladies. It's not that funny man. And he is through. Meh. Maybe if he wasn't so like ooooh I'm hot.

Lol and Paula like dies cuz it's Randy's twin. Nope.

Lol Jeff. Hey that kid was hot.

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And that person is back. Allison Shoening or something. Bye.'

William Makar. Rawr. Bout time we got a hottie. Stupid Paula says no...Simon says yes...omgogmogmogmg Randy please please...YES!!!

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Tessie Mae Reid. Lol his face. More like 30. I think you're ugly. K bye. Lol a sack of potatoes don't be mean.

Jeffery!!

Next week: God more auditions! And then the top 100 omg!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 5: LAS VEGAS BABY!!

Lol Simon jackpots.

Lol! Ohhhh I get it what a freak. Lol. Lol they're so mean to him. Omg I could die. Lol they are so mean to him!!! Noooooooooooo dun cry Jamaica man.

What is this like Bobby May's sister. That'd be so funny if she got through. Lol he's so mean. Yeah that'd be good. Pfft Ryan you're mean.

My name's Mecca. I'm 12 years old. Sorry. No way you're 18. Through.

Break. Apparently the judges are retarded after the break lol.

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OMG IT'S THE DRAGON GUY!!! Ryan Hart!! I love this guy so much!!! Lol "I'm bored with YOU!" what a burn Simon. Lol Randy!! Omg I could die.

K some like prison worker. Don't laugh ever again. Or sing this song. Heather Ward. I see. Through.

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Oh like some gondola worker. Stop talking you're in Vegas not Italy. Yeah. Or you could not. Or maybe you could. K you gotta let this dude in. K you're lame Simon just cuz he does some boat thing. Hey that's mean!!! You guys suck. Noooooooooo peppy!

Ahhhh that guy's scary. Lol you're mean Simon. Lol. I agree dude, I agree.

Um. Ew. No thanks Anthony. K is your gf blind. Why do you have 75 animals. What I hope to take away from this American Idol experience is...some Slim Fast? No sorry, carry on. Bye ugly. Lol Simon "Just as well we couldn't afford the food bill."

Um no dang twins.

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Yeah I'm gonna break your Ipod. Don't laugh. Do you have to TALK at the same time. Bye dang. Like oh my god.

K you're boring. Lol people stop ruining BSB. Lol they like all sing.

Lol CSI. This is great. K get OUT of here.

Break. Guh I'm tired.

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I'm becoming an American. Sorry. Your name is what now. Lol do you have any batteries. Omg this like Russian lol. That's great bye. Don't be so obsessed with eyes lol. Paulo looked at you?

Lol I'm blind/black and sassy. Lol Simon's muttering shut up.

Lol like montage of I Will Survive. Lol that one guy! Was that a guy. And that one. Lol I love that one guy. Lol again!! Lol he has a kid. Lol. Lol Simon's like so excited.

Break. Like some old guy.

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What was that like Jack Osbourne. Hey it's Colin. Billy Instone!!

Don't sing that Taylor Hicks. The old guy is in.

Tomorrow Austin, Texas!! I just spelled it with an i god.

So tired.

AI5 Auditions Round 4: Sorry about the abscence last night but my bro was on and you didn't miss much anyway, it was kinda boring except for Kelly Pickler who is awesome!!

San Francisco!! Latoya Suckdon was from there and Nadia Turnsuck!! And William Suck!! Wow that was bad.

What is that. Heidi Fairbanks. Like some Hawaiien. Yeah looking like Jessica isn't a compliment. Yeah you're annoying. What are you doing. Like some opera. Versatility and pop shut up Paula is that like all you care about. K that was different. K Paula are you retarded Angels is NOT a Jessica Simpson song and if it is it's cuz she stole it retard it's Robbie Williams.. Come on Randy say yes...COME ON RANDY!!! Awww that's gotta suck you're so close to getting through and then you don't.

K what is with these girl/guy peeps god it's gross there's been like a billion. K what is your name Shawn Bestguess? Oh Vasquez. Dude you're a girl I'm sorry. That was great "What else do you want to do in your life" "I want to sing" "Well you can't" lol!! Lol and he just is so mean lol. K Randy what was that like noise.

Break. K what is that like some grandma.

HEY IT'S THAT DUDE LIKE JOSE!! I know him. Yeah I was looking forward to you until you decided to sing this sucky sucky song come on man. K who's Paul. Oh wait Paula ahahah lol I'm dumb. K why does Randy always say her whole name.

Was that supposed to be good. Oh I guess so.

They're FLYING out the door.

Lol I knew it was gonna become bad.

Pfft ahahahah yup I'm sure you sound like Clay.

DON'T SING THAT PLEASE!!! Ohhh man no. Get out Wolfy. See this is like my favourite song man Clay Aiken just stop. Clay would have punched you in the face. Bye ugly. Lol Randy "I like wolves too though". Lol Ryan. Eeeeek it's Clay and they are playing his song and showing his pic!!! Cut out this ugly guy singing I love that song.

Break. Thanks man I think my pizza's done. Oh god that's like a mom. But alas it is not. Shut up. Don't tell me to shut up you shut up. What. What do you mean I'm still on. You mean they're hearing what I'm saying right this very second. Well how do you turn it off. What red button. I don't see a red button. There IS no red button. Oh here it.

Back. Lol what is this like one guy. Like a robot lol. And Simon thinks it's so funny. K what Paula how can you say yes. And Simon says no. Oooooh down to Randy again!! Randy says...............................................yes. Um what. K I didn't see all of it but from what I did like wtf man.

Lol what is this like vocal coach idol. I'll bring mine too. Except I ditched her like 2 summers ago cuz she's lame lol. Yeah we don't need no stage mommies. Yeah or you could just not sing this. If you're smart you know never to sing it in front of me unless you're Jenny Gear. And especially not if you sound like Christina Aguilera like this person does. Lol they love it. Pfft very current.

Break. Dude Emma Thompson is Nanny McPhee that's like Prof. Trelawny man. DEGRASSI I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN FOREVER!!

Back.

K that guy's like asleep. Yeah no you're not bye.

Pfft shut up you talk too much. K why are you like touching yourself. Don't sing this please. Why are you on the floor. Christ is from the ghetto. Yeah don't be a poet right now. Lol Simon!! Oh no you didn't. I cannot believe this why would you EVER sing this like even as a joke. What did you do wrong? Well you walked in the room for a start. Lol Simon. Lol he's getting her job back. Lol and he did. I want to see that guy lol.

Shauna White. Oh a small town girl wowies. What is that like a 12 year old. What is this song. K she said contemporary not sucky. And she's in. Lol Simon's a little crazy today cuz he doesn't like the 12 year old.

Break.

Back.

Marcus Phillips. Lol that dude. Let's see all your trains that's all I heard. Whoa it's Taylor Gudgeon. Lol that one dude. Lol Randy that was the weird noise I was talking about earlier. Lol he's like a 4 thing doing person. Lol and he like so knew so he just walked out.

Jayne Santayana. Hey it's like Jasmine Trias except not really. K Simon why are you like saying wrong stuff to everyone. It is weird Randy. K you're not allowed to be shocked you stupid contestant that means you think you're good which you don't admit you egoist. Yeah keep the attitude to a minimum and maybe I'll like you again.

Lol a fire.

Well she was fine guys.

K that's like Latoya V.2 thanks Simon I love you. Lol Kelly Barbara whatever that was great.

Break.

Back.

God this like old mom.That's nasty. Oh gross Paula. YES SIMON I KNEW IT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOM!! Good Randy said no. Lol this thing between Simon and Paula "You weren't there" "I don't care I heard you" "But you weren't there" "But I heard you" "But you weren't there". Lol Simon left.

Whoa what is your name. K this story is done. DON'T SING THAT THAT'S GUY'S AUDITION SONG!!!! Yeah stop. Manuel Viramontes. K whatever a rivon is.

Next week Vegas what is that like Dragon lol Randy!! Lol Simon's like so excited.

AI5: Auditions Round 2:

Denver:

K why would you put that on your face. Um what.

OMG I SAW CHRIS!!!

Marlos Davis: Lol what a weirdo. Um don't sing Alicia Keys thanks bye. Yeah that's bad bye. Lol he's like all confused. Lol he's like no no no let me in. Bye.

Tiffany Christensen - What!! Lol Paula is like wtf. Lol Simon's face!!

Olivia Dudley - What is that.

David Horning - No thanks you can run by yourself. FAR away.

Lisa Tucker - Don't sing this it's like my favourite song. And it's better than that but sure why not. And she's in.

Break.

Amanda Berg - Yeah don't sing this ever AGAIN. Actually just don't SING ever again.

THAT'S ACE YOUNG?!?!?!!? OMG I SAW HIM IN THE COMMERCIAL HE'S SO GOOD AND I SAW HIM ON IDF!! Simon says yes. Randy says yes. Paula says yes.

Roshelle someone who like a billion people wear a letter of her name and she goes that's me.

Break.

back.

BILLY INSTONE!!

CHRIS OMG!!! I love Chris omgina. Don't be so mean Simon no one cares. And he got in like I already knew he was going out!!

Break.

Back.

K don't sing Josh Groban 1) You're a girl and 2) Don't sing Josh Groban

Lol a big fan of Paula's.

Eric Mena - Lol like some western thing. Lol and he just leaves. Lol the music!!

Garet Johnson - Yeah some cowboy. Learn to talk. What for this real eyed wonderer don't sing Elton bye. K but apparently not bye they were like you suck kina but not really k you're in. Lol he's so gay.

Break.

Back.

K what is this freak that can't talk and what get out of here not flawless.

And this guy like thinks he's so smart. Yes a nice Logan. Get out of here they're like Adam and Dirk.

Flawless is first (Nick McCord). K what's wrong with you people get out of here RUINING Elton god!!

And the nerd is next. Oh my god he's singing from Wizard of Oz. Lol and Paula was like making fun of him so much and he was like PAULA!!!!

Break.

Back.

April Walsh - I've heard that name. Yeah kind bad I agree Simon. But she's in.

What the HELL is that. Zach Travis. Is a GIRL. But he's not. Yet he wears heels and like girl stuff but he goes to the bathroom like Randy. Or so he says. Ew.

Tomorrow North Carolina!!

AI5 Auditions: 1st round: I'm back eekina!

OH YEAH!! It's started. I'm like dying to death so happy lol. A dream!! Of what Ryan. K that's over exaggerating it a bit Ryan Guy Sebastian's more popular than most these people.

My perogies better not burn.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT CONSTANTINE!!!

Lol that RJ Helton thing.

Lol a hate-fest.

That person was good.

CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!! OMGOMG FINALLY!!!

Don't be a brunette John Stevens.

K what is that guy.

And that person.

Oh that guy's awesome.

Meh that person is okay.

Some bad peeps.

Break.

Back.

Lol I love the windy city.

K get out of here you arrogant. Lol that guy. What it's Nigel! What was that like moo.

K I missed some girl Bubs will fill me in in a sec.

K that guy's ugly.

Oh god not twins.

Break.

Back.

Chicago!!

What is THAT?

The something Twins. Britnam. I'm sorry your names are NOT Daryl and Taryl. Lol wow they don't suck. K black people always sing these songs. Lol Randy. They're both through.

Hey it's that one! I saw her pic on IDF. K don't say that lol that's sick. Too loud get out. She's through.

K what kind of a name is Mandisa. Lol a bigger stage. Simon! Lol like France.

Break.

Back.

Lol Kevin Brennerman or something. Ew. Hey sweet he's singing Take A Load Off Granny! Lol he's so gay. Lol a rat.

Charles Berry. Lol this song! Get out of here. Simon's just like yeah bye. Lol he said to be a girl awww that's mean he like cried and Paula freaked at Simon lol.

K what a cow shower. No get out person and don't sing that song please k thanks bye. Lol Mad Cowell.

Oh my god don't be such a copy. Deputy Sheriff. Lol what is with this song. K we get that you shot the sheriff just shut up and go to jail. Lol!! Again and again!!

Break.

Back.

K that fatty get out of here you suck even street people will say that!

Lol a wedding dress.

Lol those like old people.

Lol oh god that statue.

Oh no that Fatty came back. Lol what is that song.

K which one's a grandma. They look the same how is that a grandma. Lol that guy is so gay!! Lol Simon!! They were like to the guy "What makes you different?" and Simon like snorted lol. K that's a GIRL seriously. Lol like a grandma/simon fight.

Break.

Back.

Awww sisters. They are both good. I like the one who's name is not Leah better. And they both got through.

K this person is gonna suck her name is Yvette Gomez and you can tell by looking at her that she'll suck. And she does. She's out. Told you.

Zachary Smith - Get out of here you Harry Potter character seriously don't copy HP6 man. Meh he's allright. Paula says yes. Simon says noooooo. Randy says yes. So he's going.

Jessica Nelson - Get out so bad. Yeah shut up.

Meow catfight. What is with this.

Break.

Back.

Hey it's that JS copy don't be. David is 17. Don't be such a JS copy!! He's...in. What does Josh Groban have to do with anything.

Oh my god. Look at her MOM. Like what the. It's Ashlee Simpson and a 20 year old MOM. K that can't be someone's mom sorry. What was that like donkey laugh. K Simon made her bring her mom in. Oh GOD. What is that skirt like 1 inch. Dear god get out of here ugly. You and your mom oh my god.

Break.

Back.

What is that like THING!!

Lol that guy. K what is this like hashhash. Lol and he just walks out.

What is that like Russian. Are we talking credit card here.

K what is this. Yeah get out.

Break.

Back.

Nooooooooooo not more twins god!! Josh and Jarrett Simmons. K yeah don't sing this song. God slower than Ruben. And they are in.

Lol Crazy Dave I love this guy he's like retarded!! Oh my god I could die he's like jumping and screaming everywhere omg my stomach hurts. Omg he's through ahahahahah!

Break.

Back.

Oh my god ahahhahaa Moulin Rouge like 50 times that was great. HEY where did you go that Pippi guy I almost cried.

Previews of tomorrow OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CHRIS AGAIN!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Jonathan comes tongiht omgina. But I don't get to talk to him tomorrow omgina unless he phonesina or emailsina.

Sarah was here a year ago!!

1 day till school.

K now I must play ReBoot.

Sup. Sarah and Stephanie went home and my peeps went out so I am here. Eating sour scream and BM chips and drinking chocolate BM and listening to the Armchair BM's. Wow I'm talented.

Hey I wonder if they updated the Harry Potter FanFics on Quizilla yet I tried to get the extra scene she was giving out but you have to join Quizilla and the danm thing didn't send me my comfirmation email danmit. I shall go there and see.

Now Coheed and BM. They are awesome. I want their other song but my bro doesn't have it and I don't feel like downloading it right now so I'll see if Winamp Library has it later.

Sweet an epilogue. No kitten you can't go out god.

I want the danm scene!!! But this person's stupid profile is taking so long to load!!

Placebo is good too. Lol what am I.

Finally it sent it to me. Now I must go verify myself. Why won't the danm link go.

What the hell I'm trying to verify you asshead. I do exist god.

K apparently they can't find a pending request for that username or some crap.

SILVANA'S ON!!

Oh god it's moving again. And she actually sees it this time lol!

Sweet I can log in.

There I emailed that person for that thing. K that new story sucks sorry.

I love Mariah Carey. Yeah. I have varieties. That looks wrong.

4 days!! Till Jonathan.

Lol now I'm listening to Xtina. I have like the most broadened music taste ever it's great lol.

These 5 days betta go fast. Well the next 4 will probably and then Jonathan will be over so that day will.

God that looks like a witch. Anthony. Brb.

Back. Thoughtless is the best song ever.

K Silvana don't be dumb a kitten isn't going to kill you.

K Tarja talks weird.

K so tonight is Christmukah second night @ Stephanie's house, tomorrow is @ Sarah's house...on the 30th I have no idea what's happening that will probably just be a boring day...the 31st is New Year's Eve so that won't be too bad I'll see if Ehles can come over...the 1st will just be the night Jonathan comes back but I'm not phoning him or anything...the 2nd will be the day I phone him and he comes over!!

Hey it's the 3 month annie of I want to be the governor sweet.

This is me and Silvana's chart: The Important Days of Each Month:

The 28th:
sept: govna
oct: (b)ryan
nove: claremont audition
dec: christmukkah

The 20th:

oct: strike
nov: museum
dec: 3 month annie

The 23rd:

oct: strike
nov: colin
dec: 3 month annie

The 9th:

sept: pat
oct: dyed hair
nov: (b)ryan came to my locker/colin stared at me
The 6th:

sept: school/silvana friends with became
nov: ym shizz

The 7th:

sept: pat
oct: strike
nov: (b)ryan

Danm I was about to do something but I don't remember what...um...I don't know. Oh yeah. I want to go to the Loreal site to see when's the shortest you can go between dyings. Yeah you heard me. I dyed mine about 18 days ago. They said 4 weeks but meh I'll check the site. Yeah 4 weeks. About 4 weeks. Bleh. I wanted to do it during Christmukah but I guess I can wait till...hold on...another 10 days when will that be...

Finally someone's back.

Omg stupid compuer is like all blargh and it's taken me like an hour to just type this one line.

I should probably post this now before it like closes itself and I have to do that recover post thign.

hi this is steph and she is taking to frickin long to get dressed SHE IS SUCH A BITCH THAT I HAE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS. CATS ON CHAIR SO I CANT SIT DOWN. I KNEEL ON THE GROUND TO THE COMPUTER GOD. OW BOBBY IS CLAWING SARAH. OW, OW OW, OW OW. THATS A GOOD BOY. OW, HES CLAWING ME. OWWS! SO IF I PET HIM HE CLAWS ME. BAD BOBBY. THAT WAS SARAHS BIG CAT FIGHT, OH. WAIT. HIS CLAWS IS DIGGING INTO YOU. NOW IT TICKLES, WELL IM GOING HOME, SO HAVE A VERY GOOD DAY, AND MERRY CHRISTMAKAH #1!!!!

I posted all this stuff yesterday about what I got for Christmas and stuff and now it's gone! Bleh. K I'll just do this:

My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Jamie Cullum
Ev Live DVD/CD
Porcelain Doll
Rocky the bear
Red/Purple Fishnet Armwarmers
Fall Issue of Gothic Beauty Magazine
Harry Potter and the POA
Fluffy green pen
A door pillow monkey thing that says come in or stay out
A new discman

Lol me and Silvana are talking on the phone and on MSN lol.

Silvana what did you do. Whoa.

Oh god that looks like Ryan lol.

OH GOD IT'S MOVING!!! It really is omg I'm scared. Like the part of the ponytail is moving. There's like a ghost in the computer.

Sarah and Stephanie are over.

Danm I lost the post but I GOT IT BACK SWEET!!

Lol chrappy MSN.

Jonathan is a stupid stupid face. He is ugly. And I hate him. I want him to die.

I am on the phone with him right now and he is stupid. He doesn't know who Green Day is!! What a retardface!

He's so mean! Lol he always says mean things about me! Like everything I say!!

Yeah. This will be so odd when he comes over.

Meanie!!

K he's gone now. Lol he's so mean to me!

He's going to bug me so much when he comes over!! Which will be sometime from 2-5. Then why the hell did I get up so early? I haven't even slept for 10 hours which sucks because I'm sick which why while on the phone I coughed and hacked so much and sneezed Anthony and he was like omg shut up!!

But he has emulators and music for me!! And I have Ev!! And Nightwish!! And my room!! And he's going to try and fix my shitty discman although that's not likely because it's shitty!!

I need a drink!!

Back!! With lime coke!! And cake!!

And listening to Disturbed!! Who are the best!! Aside from Ev!!

The top of my mouth hurts!! And my neck hurts!! And my throat hurts!! And my head hurts!! Shut up!!

Oh wait!! Me and Sarah were supposed to have a sleepover tonight! I should phone her!! But my bro is on the phone!! Oh well!!

And now I'm going through the front page!! And looking at all my wonderful Ev that I spent hours getting and still get!! And thinking about how danm proud of it I am!! And listening to Story of the Year!! Because they are awesome!!

K I almost fell asleep in my room right now I went to put my planner away and then I was like well just 1 min because I'm so weak but then I had to get up cuz I remembered this was here plus there's too much Christmas crap on the radio right now.

Ow GOD my neck is so friggin like broken!! Seriously I like can't move it it hurts so much!! And stupid Jonathan doesn't believe me but it does!!

Do we have any Clay Aiken Christmas stuff on here? We better! Crap I don't see any. I want Kalan Porter's verison of "Mary did you know" which they play on the radio all the time!! Fine I'll just settle for Kelly Clarkson's version of "My grown-up Christmas list".

Is Stephanie still on? She better be cuz Christmukah starts tonight I think. Shit doesn't it start at my house? Apparently Sarah is sick oh no!! Well so am I that's no excuse!!

Now we are all on the phone!! Apparently Christmukah does not start tonight because Sarah is sick! That is stupid!! But oh well! And Stephanie wanted me to go shopping but that JM is coming over so I can't!!

Now we are off the phone!! I understand why Jake Gyllenhall was #1!! I would do him!! Lol I'm so retarded!

Bobby why do you keep hitting Kyutz I don't think she appreciates that sort of violent behaviour.

Now I must go to MuchMusic.com to see if the list is posted there!! Gerard Way should have been #1 though he is the hottest!!

I wish there was a Fandemonium for Ev again that I could be in!! I would do anything for them!! And if there was a Guy Sebastian one I would do EVERYTHING!!

This is from the MM.com site to see if you'd make it in Fandemonium:

You're walking down the street when you hear a girl screaming. Racing to the source of the screams, you spy Evanescence down an alley (it was actually the drummer screaming) - and they're being menaced by a group of street thugs!

What would you do:

a)Run away because the last thing you need is another ass-whuppin’.
b)Run and grab a security guard and lead them back to the alley.
c)Run into the middle of the battle – Kung Fu isn’t that hard is it?

Ahahahhaah if it was actually Rocky screaming I'd have a heart attack laughing and then I'd go kill whoever it was that was beating them up but I'm sure Rocky wouldn't really have trouble with it.

I've seen the Ev one before but that was when I didn't know that much about them but this time if I watched it I'd so beat them!! This one dude had the Ev symbol shaved into the back of his head. Now that's fanism. That's not a word. I don't care. Shut up.

My neck hurts. Like emmensely.

Bubs says she can take me to the doctor after her appointment but I'm not sure what time I'd be back and that JM is supposed to phone.

I'll go tomorrow if it still hurts.

DISTURBED!! Sorry.

Lol when Jonathan comes I'm going to play so much Ev just to piss him off because he hates them now even though he used to love them until he heard their live CD which he was disappointed to hear was "live". Dork.

That Disturbed. Them and their crazy ideas.

And then Colin was like "Crazy ideas? You have no idea...". That Colin. Him and his evolution. And phillisophical comebacks. Whoa. I have no idea if I spelled that right or not.

Apparently I'm talented because I cut myself on tape. Well the sharp thingy cut me!! Stupid Jonathan.

Now I'm helping Stephanie give away items to newbies on Neopets. Hardcore fun!! And listening to SIMPLE PLAN!! Because they kick ass. Don't look at me that way. It was an honest mistake. Lol sorry I couldn't resist. I like different stuff.

Lol I'm so glad no one's here right now I'm just like sitting here singing Simple Plan while waving my arms around. Well not really singing cuz I can't sing right now so more like talking Simple Plan really loudly lol. TO BE HURT TO FEEL LOST TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARK TO BE KICKED WHEN YOU'RE DOWN FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND TO BE ON THE EDGE OF BREAKING DOWN AND NO ONE'S THERE TO SAVE YOU NO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WELCOME TO MY LIFE!!!

Lol sorry. I did that with Hannah and Gavin yesterday in my room when "How could this happen to me" came on the radio and they were like :o wtf lol!!

YO WASSUP WE'RE SIMPLE PLAN!!!! Sorry.

K Stephanie how long does it take you to get dressed I've been running this board myself for like an hour!!

I'M TRYING TO FORGET THAT I'M ADDICTED TO YOU BUT I WANT IT AND I NEED IT I'M ADDICTED TO YOU NOW IT'S OVER I CAN'T FORGET WHAT YOU SAID AND I NEVER WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN HEARTBREAKER HEARTBREAKER!! Sorry. That's a great song.

I should probably get dressed too. And make my bed for when Jonathan comes. Ew that sounded so wrong. I just mean that everything's all over the place!! Yeah sure Rebecca. Hey you shut up. No you shut up. Make me. K I will. *shoot*. Oh crap I'm dead. Ahahahah told you.

Ahahahahah Sir Paul. Sorry.

Lol what!! Those SP guys are weird.

Hey Toni Braxton sweet! Love this song. K EVERYONE has a session at AOL, seriously.

Hey Stephanie's back. Um I'm not whipped you stupidface he's not even my bf.

Whoa I've like written so much. That's because I've been here for like 4 hours.

Hey Passions is on that's a good way to pass an hour!!

LOL!! What is with this freakshow they're at like some freak party with that person's like skull dad!! Hey look the spirits in the basement are back!! And stuff is flying from the cauldron!!

No I will NOT forget about the slashed tire pig!!

Yes I agree.

What are these like angel babies flying out lol.

Ow my neck hurts I think I'll go upstairs now and I'll be back when that JM stupidface comes.

I am back!

I left for a while. To try and sleep cuz I'm sick! But it's hard to sleep when you're having a 3 way phone convo with Sarah and Silvana! But I almost did and then started mumbling random stuff about Mario and that Newfoundland sweater I want lol it was so odd.

I'm in like 6 MSN convos lol.

Hey I haven't listening to Alexz Johnson in like forever. Dude she looks like crap with blond hair. Why do I see a word verification thingy down there that's stupid I don't want to do that everytime I post.

Story Of The Year is kickass. But I don't know if Disturbed is better. They are quite different bands.

Jason Mraz!! Is great.

K shut up guys.

Don't be mean lol.

JASON MRAZ!! Sorry.

I hate my crusty ears.

Lol that was great Silvana.

Christmukkah starts Monday.

Mr. A-Z they say I'm all about the WORDPLAY. Sorry.

YO IT'S LEE HARDING!! WHO'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO IS AWESOME!! ALTHOUGH THE SONG WASABI IS KINDA GROSS!! BUT HE DIDN'T WRITE IT!!

Whoa I once again totally forgot this was open. That's cuz I've been watching Ev for like an hour and a half and then I washed my hair. Now must full-screen Ev.

I should probably go get dressed. But I don't feel like it. Plus I might go lie down again anyways.

I am so cold. Which is why I should get dressed. But I don't feel like it. Which is why I should get dressed. I think I will get dressed.

There. All dressed. And freezing.

This probably won't help my cold lol.

30 min Ev video eekina! K where is everyone. I know my bro's at work but where are my mom and sister. Probably out Christmas BMing. But they should get back soon cuz Hannah and Gavin and Tim will be here at like 6:30.

Maybe I'll lie on the floor and put on Nightwish and like play Shining Force or something. But first I need an asprin or something.

Yeah I'll do that now. Except I'll full screen Ev.

Sweet.

Guhhh my throat hurts. If I'm sick....

Jonathan gets in tonight eekina! That gives me like another day to clean up my room lol which I was supposed to do yesterday (I meant to!) and ended up putting pictures everywhere. Shut up! I love MCR!! And Green Day!! And Simple Plan!! And Fallout Boy!! And Hilary Duff!! And Paris Hilton!! And Kelly Clarkson!!

I have to let Bobby out!!

I love Jason Mraz!! I found a really really old picture of him on the back of an old Kelly Clarkson one that I took down yesterday and I was like IT'S JASON MRAZ!! Cuz back then I didn't know who he was and now I love him and hope I get his CD for Christmas.

I bought myself the Ev Live DVD yesterday!! Finally! But I don't get it till Christmas danm!!

Holy crap. I talked to Paul yesterday. Like Paul. I haven't talked to him in like a year. See, we almost went out last year but then it got messed cuz he got scared and then we were too embarrassed to talk to each other. But I hadn't seen him a lot this year except for one day when he came into my French classroom and was like "Could we borrow a stapler?" and then I looked at him like omg it's Paul and then he looked at me and then we both looked away. And then yesterday he was in my English class block A for like 10 mins and I was like omg it's Paul and Sandy was like omg it's Paul and then he looked and then I laughed for like a day and so did Sandy.

And during pancake breakfast I saw him in the library and I was like heyyyyy I'm gonna go talk to Paul and then I ate my pancakes and then I went to go talk to him. He was writing an essay so we didn't talk that much but we still talked. About what happened last year. Well actually, what DIDN'T happen last year. And he said he didn't know why he never talked to me again. And what should happen now. And then he tried to be the Victoria public library lol it was great. And then he talked about how this was his last day at Claremont. Because his parents are making him go to private school. And I was like :O my Paul. Well not really lol. But I was like ooooooooooooooooooooh. And then he was like yeah. And then we were like sooooooooooo...um what happens now...and then we were like ummmmmmmmmm I don't know.

And then later I phoned him. And we talked. About why I didn't catch the candy cane that flew into my eye at the skits. It flew from behind! But he said he didn't know how it flew from behind into my eye. Well it DID.

And we talked about how I bought black hair dye again yesterday and how it's gonna be like last year except more kickass cuz I have the side bang thingies that I never did last year.

And about how if anything should happen now. And he says that it'd be difficult. Which it would be. Cuz he won't be at school anymore. Although I've only seen him like 4 times this year anyway so it's not like we saw each other much anyway. It'd be kinda like going out with Kyle again. Although Kyle was an idiot and Paul isn't so not really.

And he said he's willing to put in some effort but not as much as he feels would be neccesary. And by that he thinks that I'm still the same as I was last year. But I'm not. Last year I was like blah but this year I'm all BLAHAHAHHAH like in a good way. Lol.

So he said he'd think about it and that I should phone him again randomly some time. I'll do that in like a week or so. It'd be weird though. Cuz it's PAUL. And like all that stuff happened last year. But I don't know.

Now I'm talking to my sister on the phone. And we're talking about Christmas BM's to give people and stuff. And now Ryan's blaming his sickness on me. Um no I got it from him.

I love Disturbed.

I have to listen to Thrice I was supposed to like 6 months ago!!

My sis asked me what else I wanted for Xmas. I told her that Newfoundland sweater from the patch. That's a kickass sweater I hope it's still there.

I need to email Ehlie to see if we're having a BMover tonight or not.

Whoa I totally forgot this was open. I want to PM someone on Quizilla for part of the HP Fanfic I've been reading but I have to danm register first!! Fine.

Um fine don't send me a registration email little pig!!

This was my email to Sarah:

whur r u
i fun u dahd ehle bu na ansa
stooped dahd ale
mab i fun u mahm
wee nee slepova cuz i knead showe u sumtin dat i dun no haw itz hepened itz soooooo werd
du wee invaht dat setephie o selvahna i fun dem
buh ya i fun ya
oo fun meh
cuz we kneed tak junasin hee cum 2knigh
yaya
larelye

Lol! Don't worry she'll be able to read it. We don't type like that for real just to be the dumbasses that we are. Yo! That was lame. Shut up.

Now my mom is talking to my sis! About me!! Lol jk I don't know but probably about Xmas presents or something.

Now I'm listening to Lillix. That's so random.

I have to check with people to see about Christmukkah. But that requires the phone so I'll have to wait.

I want to see how old Enya is. Dude she's only 44. Wow. I love Enya. I need her new CD.

And Era. They have CD's but not here.

Bleh.

Lol I posted the email to Sandy and she's still trying to figure it out! I have to wash my hair! I'll do it later. But I should do it before I get really sick cuz it sucks and it makes my nose run while it's under the sink. What? I don't know.

I have a brilliantastic idea!! We shall have a Christmukah wrapping session! Of course! We shall wrap presents together! The 3 sisters of the Christmukah tribe! That shall be exciting! And then it would mean not having to do it in my room so people can't see what they are recieving!

Dude why is his hand so loose.

My eye hurts.

Hey it's Jordan Deveaux!

I'm so hungry. But I feel too sick to eat anything. But I probably should hold on.

K I'm back. With Life BM.

What the hell! The danm thing still hasn't sent me the confirmation email!! Fine I'll just go take some MCR quizzes if you're going to be like that.

Sweet I would go out with Gerard!! And I know my metal lyrics! Lol.

K I ate. Didn't do much. But still.

I think I might go lie down soon like Ryan did.

Lol apparently I'm an Evanescence lyrics master. Well that quiz was not hard.

Hey I got a new thing I need to add it to the front page.

Bloody f!!

This effing mouse is effing pissing me effing off. This is sarah's house being at me. They are in the kitchen making shizz.

Seriously this mouse the clickly thing like doesn't work and you totally have to like punch it to make it do shit.

Claremont Idol was good I went a little crazy and my hair was everywhere and then I ended up on my knees on the floor it was great. And danm people talked about it.

Tomorrow is like a sort of school day. Like in block A we have pancake BM and in block B class and block C class except my spanish teacher says that we can have like a mini-party and in block D skits well like 1 but CI winner performers which will not be me lol. This danm keyboard takes so much effort to type with too.

My danm arm itches and I can't get to it cuz I'm wearing two shirts and I can't roll up my sleeves cuz I'm wearing cuffs! K there got it. Crap I think I stretched my shirt the open shoulder part thingy danm. Aahhahahah I just said "me danm arms" to Ryan on MSN DANM IT MY DANM BACK DANM ITCHES!!

Do I have music on this comp I better or at least I can go to the front page for Ev video. I got My Immortal piano sheet music!! Which I've been looking for forever!!! But I can't play piano!! Oh well!!

I think I'll get Sarah in here so we can write in capitals. nvm i'm too tired plus it's like 10pm and I have to go home cuz I need sleep cuz there's school tomorrow.

The Gothic Clan has come to rule
Join us or flee
For the gothic clan has come to rule

That's my kickass poem.

Where's the paper towel crap what happened I have to go see. Ahahahahahah they poured a bottle of glue everywhere and it's all over Stephanie's pants that was great lol.

I'mma phone my mom. Phoning my mom. She answered. Why does she sound like that. She's all like hiiiii all evily.

Seriously if you tried to use it you'd like kill youself. Cuz it's the most annoying thing in the whole universe.pchwwswfonduecheessheesefonduechickens

that was stupid sarah.

i think i'm going home nowina.

k i have to go back my bag yo

Jonathan is here in 4 days!! He's emailed me like every single day for the past 4 days I was like um wtf!!

I'm listening to Ev!!! Because I have Claremont Idol at lunch today!! And I'm singing Tourniquet!!

Me and my mom went to this new second hand store and I got all this awesome shizz! Like a studded bracelet for 25c and my other one cost me $10!! And I got these full length satin black gloves like I've wanted forever!! And these knee high lace black tight thingies!! AND A FUR HAT THAT'S LIKE A FOOT HIGH!!! Sorry.

I have to go to the bathroom!!

I'm back!! And practicing!!

I have to wash my hair and get my mom to curl it for tomorrow.

I did the whole song one time as if i was doing it tomorrow! And it was okay. Byut i have to be more crazy! And it's so hard to type in this danm glopves!

K that's twice!!

I'm tired! Must rest!!

Lol Ryan says he's gonna randomly run on stage while I'm on that'd be awesome.

K I can't sing Toni Braxton lol.

So much Ace of Base!!

I'm so weird.

It's 9pm. that's wo eird.

Danm gloves!

Ooh this song!!

Oh crap I blew my voice singing Kelly Clarkson what do I do.

CHIRSTMAS AI SONGS YES!!!

The choir sang this song at the band concert. They messed up. Danm band concert!

Now I like can't talk lol.

Whoa those studs are so cold. Lol!

Amazing B is on. Stupid Gilmore not be on till Januarb.

SO ugly.

My throat hurts. I need pepsi.

Back! With pepsi! And a banana! And back hiccups from eating both at the same time! Oh hey! Batteries!

Taxi, Ted! Or something.

Danm vaacuum cleaner I've tripped over it like 3 times!

I'm eating a cookie hehehe!! Sorry Bobby.

Je suis tres bored. I want it to be tomorrow so I can see if what's his name is here or not. But that's not what I wished for on a star. Danmit! Hey kitten.

Cookies and bananas are always quite scrumptous.

Ow my back. I knew I didn't eat all my cookie and there it is on the phone book. Along with my gloves why isn't it typing oh there we go I LOVE THIS SONG!! But Icraps do not deserve to have this song advertised with them. K it's not funny the 2nd time in 3 adverts. Just isn't.

That song sounds really bad.

OH GOD!! I walked right by it.

What is it? I don't know.

No one's online. Maybe I'll check some of those forwards I keep getting, mostly from Jordan Deveaux. His b-day is tomorrow I totally forgot till his MSN said it lol.

YEAH TED!!

I heard "we don't even know where ice is except for Iceland".

THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY!!

What are you doing Kitten you're gon like slip on that banana peel yo. Bye. Ow doodlesticks.

I love this game. I'm moving to Canada.

35 emails omg.

I thought I already read this horoscope jingy.

Ew that sounded wrong.

YOU suck.

Oh wait I did. Stop typing so slowly god.

iSTUPID tunes! K.

Haven't been to Veritaserum today.

Sweet OOtP casting is down Hagrid betta be back.

Omg that is like so funny. He is so good.

Lol fatass that was so random. Adadadaddada!!

Lol that one made no sense.

Give him love Alex, give him love. Oh god A. That's not what I meant. Stupid A capatalize thank you. Lol I'm slippery that was great.

Sweet a repeat that gives me something to do for an hour.

K shut up dubm advert. Well first I must go to the bathroom.

I remember one time my sock was crusty.

K must go watch Gilmeek.

Bleh everything sucks.

God he's so stupid. And gay. Not Jonathan. Other person. Who's stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid.

Just like "Ohhhhh I'm so confused oh wait I don't like you or wait I do but wait I don't know what I think but wait maybe I do ummmmmm I'm confused". Guhhhh.

21 days eekina!!

So yeah time to watch Bad Santa with Ehlie! It has Lauren Graham in it eekina!

Lee sang "Tainted Love" and "Faith" for top 3, and then he got voted off like I knew he would. It's really sad, but 3rd placers get the best deal.

I'm not at school right now because my mom's in the hospital because she got really sick last night and I was up till about 4.

I'm just waiting for my sisters to get back from the store (my brother went to school for a few hours) and then hopefully I can go see her. I hate hospitals, though.

I want to see Ryan. Ryan's my boyfriend. Well, was my boyfriend but I don't know anymore. Because there was this thing with this girl he liked before and it got messed up and now this is reminding him of it, but that was like 4 years ago!! But I don't know the whole story so I can't call him immature or say that he needs to get over it. Well, he DOES need to get over it but I don't know exactly what happened other than that she hurt him or whatever.

So he said he wasn't sure if he was really ready for this, but he's thinking about it. I was going to find out today I think, he just needs a little persuading to give this a chance because he's scared it's going to get all fudged up. And I think it's going to be okay. My horoscope said I would!! But I'll talk to him later if I can. It's weird not being with them at lunch time. For like the past 2 weeks I've spent every day with him and his friends. His friends are all grade 9 girls, and they're totally awesome, it's not like weird or anything. But I guess I'll talk to them later like I said.

I got a shirt yesterday from the Patch, it's totally awesome. Actually Ehlie bought it for me, but whatever. It's black and has holes in the sleeves which underneath is a black fishnet top, and in like olden writing on the front in silver it says "Gothic Renaissance Queen" and has like a picture of a lion and an 80's sign on it.

Eekina 3 days till Harry Potter 4!! I'm like dying. Go to www.veritaserum.com, they have like over 2000 pictures from the new movie and a billion trailers which are all different and clips and stuff and the guys who run it have been to all 3 world premieres and they've interviewed the cast like a billion times and the interview transcripts are up and there are clips and stuff it's awesome.

So...yeah....waiting....and listening to Lee...for some reason I feel bad being on the computer, although there isn't much else I can do. There's no other way of me getting to school now.

http://groups.msn.com/Lee-Harding-Online is the best group ever. There's a list of how to say "I love Lee Harding" in all the different languages in the word. I'd post it but I'm too lazy, I'll do it later. I copied it down though and it's going in my locker lol.

Maybe now I'll listen to Barry Maguire "Eve of destruction". Shut up!! It was played during the Rememberance Day Ceremony on Thursday, and it's a good song.

I think I'll update the TOTW list now. There's like a billion more from this year, so I'll add them to it.

And find out what that stupid "I left my wallet in El Segondo, now I gotta go get it" song or whatever it. It was playing the in The Patch and it's annoying as hell.

My stupid Ev. video on my front page doesn't work anymore, I have to go get it again and upload it again guhhh.

Children of Bodom is awesome. I was downloading more Nightwish a while ago and I accidentally got one of their songs. I've heard of them but actually never HEARD them. But they're awesome.

Wait, it's "I left my wallet in El Segundo" by A Tribe Called Quest. What a messed up song.

Guhhhh I'm so tired.

There, I reuploaded the Ev. video except I changed it from My Immortal to Going Under. I also need to get rid of some of those pictures that don't show up because of exceeded bandwidth or whatever, but I'll do that later.

I would put on Nightwish except it's bound to make people POed so I'll just stick with Enya for now.

I hope Andiel posts the English homework on the website so I'll know what I missed, but Sandy's likely to be on later so I can just ask her. Deveaux's normally on like all day, so I can ask him for Socials. Spanish is pointless anyway, so never mind that, but I do have to go see Senora Stover tomorrow to talk about my extra-credit project thingy I'm doing because she says I'm "beyond the rest of the class" and that I've "basically mastered Spanish 10" so I was like eekina! Even though it means doing more work.

What's that other class I have...oh yeah French. I'll ask Ehlie. I'll be talking to her anyway today so.

Ehhhh screw it I need Nightwish.

Soooooooooooooooo...yeah.

This is a good song. It's called "Tutankhamen". Yeah, you heard me right.

I want to listen to MCR but I don't have any. MCR is My Chemical Romance by the way. They're awesome. They have a concert in December that I want to go to. But then again I need to go see Simple Plan/Hedley on the 22nd!! And HILARY DUFF on the 4th of January!! K well I'm seeing Hilary Duff no matter what else happens. I'd like die I have like 40 pics of her in my room!!

Ahahahaha I talked to Flamer last Thursday. Flamer is Colin. That guy that I used to like and then did at the beginning of this year. He's like all goth ahahahahaha. K I'm over it. Ahahaahah his spiked bracelet. K I'm over it. I was just about to be like "Dammit Ryan come online!!" but then I remember he's in planning right now ahahahaah. Wait he's not ahahahah. He's in that class he has in Block D ahahaha which I don't know what that is ahahah but he's probably with Erica cuz he doesn't feel like being in class on time ahahaha. K I'm done. Just had to get that out. We still talk normally about retarded stuff like Fruit Loops and how they're made!! But I have to know!!

Yeah.

Damn my face itches. Yeah you heard me. Ugh.

Stupid curlers they did like nothing I hate them. Well it was curly till I brushed it what the hell.

Stupid curlers.

Sooooooooooo....people are making veggie burgers upstairs.....

I need to make my name on MSN say 3 days till HP not 4. Eekina 3 days till HP!! The rest of my name is all crying about Lee!! :(

K that's done. Sweet I got a 4 in there.

I wish Ehlie was here. I was thinking about phoning her cell phone during planning to tell her what happened, but then she would have gotten in shizz for having a cell phone in class. Which would have been quite funny but also mean. But she could have told Ryan. But I guess I'll tell him later.

This is a gooooooooooooooooooood song. Yup. "Bare grace misery".

Too bad the rest of the band are stupid jerks and kicked her out. By her I mean Tarja, the lead singer who's been with them for like 9 years. Apparently she's become a bswitch due to fame so they (It was that stupid Tuomas mostly who like does nothing but play keyboard but thinks he's god cuz he started the band!!!) left her a note at the end of one of their tours a few weeks ago and then posted it on the internet for everyone to see. It was a really mean note, too. Like saying mean stuff about her that when she read she was all :O that is not true. Which it probably isn't. And then she was so sad she almost died. Just like me. Except if it was Ev. I would die. I'd be like :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O and then DIE. Yup.

And now for something completely different, Mariah Carey "Shake it off". Don't ask why. Just because. I already get enough of that from Erica, I DON'T need it from you stupid. The video's good. I have it on tape from the day I randomly recorded good videos off the countdown. I have 2 Mariah's, MCR, FallOutBoy, Gwen Stefani even though I hate her I just wanted to see what her new video was like and it sucks and I hate her, OLP, and some other stuff. Yup.

I have to stop saying yup. I don't say yup. I need juice. Becanjuse!!! I don't CARE about the stupid calgon commercial, Mariah. Shut up!!! Jk hun!! K I'll stop now.

I am so odd. I went upstairs for juice and came down with cereal. Ahahaha it sounds like a disease. K I'm done.

Now I'm getting Neopoints for my mom. Tersa says that maybe we can go see her at 5 if they let us in. They better.

"A rose for the dead" is also a good song.

Damn Ultimate Bullseye. I used to be so good at that game.

Damn Turmac Roll. I used to be so good at that game. I used to be able to asnwer the PHONE while playing that game. K that was once but still.

804 nice!!!

I get to go see her soon, and my grandad just phone to say the hospital people say she's doing fine and they took the tube out so she's really happy. That's awesome.

Now I'm watching a recorded episode of Gilmore Girls that I missed yesterday.

AUI3 Top 5: 70's

Lee Harding - "My Sharona". He was awesome. He almost got a touchdown, but Mark was deliberately being a bitch because he knew the audience wanted one and that Lee deserved one.

Daniel Spillane - "Cold as Ice". Lol he's awesome. He just totally doesn't sound like he looks. He's good, though. Tonight wasn't his best, however.

Dan England - "Desperado". Dan's awesome, he was really really good tonight. He got a touchdown!! His first of the season.

Kate DeAraugo - "Lady Marmalade". She can't do runs. Lady Marmalade is FULL of runs, so it wasn't that great.

Emily Williams - "I'm every woman." Exactly the same as every other performance she's ever done. And it seems to be impossible that she might EVER want to sing a song that's maybe NOT done by Whitney Houston every single week. Of course not. And she got another touchdown, whoop de frickin' do. They don't even MEAN anything anymore. But apparently now there's some kind of new touchdown that means it's better than an ordinairy one. Something to do with flowers. She got that one.

Next week is Elvis theme. Considering it sucked ass on CI3, I don't know why they would pick that. Only Lee would possibly be good at singing Elvis on this show. And maybe Dan E.

AUI3 Up Close & Personal Show:

I haven't been able to get the full episodes lately, but I have gotten all the mp3's so I'll just do a review without the judges comments because I don't have those.

Lee Harding - "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots. It was good, but a lot slower than the regular version and Billy Klippert's from CI1. Actually, every single song was a lot slower than the original version tonight for some reason.

Kate DeAraugo - "Ironic" by Alanis Morrisette. Not that great. And not just because it's hard to do Alanis if you're not Alanis, it just wasn't good, she just sounded bad.

Dan England - "Rooster" by Alice In Chains. This was really good, because he lived up to the original version while adding in some of his own style.

Anne Robertson - "Dangerously In Love" by Beyonce. Anne's good, she sounds almost just like Beyonce, but she's still good.

Daniel Spillane - "Song for you" by Michael Buble. He always sings Michael Buble, probably because he's good at it. He has a way of picking songs that most young people don't know (I know it because I know Michael Buble and they play it on my radio station all the time) but still making himself sound good.

Emily Williams - "How come you don't call me" by some loser. She was bad, that's it.

I'll download the clips from Monday's Top 6 Motown show tonight and do the review tomorrow.

Eeeek I got Gothic Beauty magazine today!! Sorry.

It's so cool though, it has all these awesome pictures and websites and stores where you can get awesome stuff.

Like these:
www.ipso-facto.com
www.houseofvamp.com

They're awesome.

It also mentions brands of gothic stuff that I know like Manic Panic, Lip Service, and Leg Avenue.

One of the best boot sites that I found before this is www.bluebloodracing.com if you go to Demonia Boots they have the best. They have $34 knee high coffin heels that I'm getting in November eekina!

I added a bunch of gamer stuff to the top of the page, along with an Angel of Death result from the "Which angel are you?" quiz that I just took.

Milly's off AUI3. Sorry I didn't recap, but I didn't get the whole show and it's hard to judge on just the mp3's which have no judge's comments either. I'll miss her and her purple hair, she was my second favourite. She wasn't that great of a singer, but she was cool.

Lee is singing "Eye of the tiger" this week for 80's night!! He'll do awesome with his tropical fruit bowl. Dan England is singing "Broken wings" by Mister Big (Marty's song from 80's week last year), Emily's singing "I wanna dance with somebody" (she stole Cossie's song from Season 1 just like she stole all her other songs), Anne's singing "Open arms", James is singing "Truly" by Lionel Richie (Kaleb!) and I forget what Daniel Spillane is singing. But I looked at that list once last week and I remember like all of them!!

Jordan Deveaux's sending me sick emoticons he's sick.

I want to go to school dammit! Stupid strike it's been like a week. Hopefully it'll be done by next week.

I should go to bed to read my magazine.

Stop typing sick things Jordan god!!

Australian Idol Top 9: Idol's choice

Kate DeAraugo - "Not that kind" by Anastacia. She was good, she's like my 5 favourite or something. The judges liked her.

James Kannis - "Love the one you're with" by Luther Vandross. Just...ew. And that's not just because I love LV. He's such a Callea copy, seriously, except he's SO BAD. The only reason I like him is because of what he did for Lee, which I'll explain later.

Roxanne LeBrasse - "The Voice Within" by Christina Aguilera. She sounds like a mouse. A mouse high on sugar. Seriously, I have no idea how she got this far, she's really bad. She's nice, but really bad. The judges liked her, but she went home.

Emily Williams - "Hero". by Mariah Carey. Also SO bad. Seriously, she's just...BAD. She's my 2nd least favourite aside from James. All the judges liked her for some reason, except for Mark who hated everything last night, I'll explain later.

Lee Harding - "Holiday" by Green Day. Lee is the just the best. He has pink and black hair with yellow sometimes and he has lip rings and like 10 stud and spike bracelets and all this rings and he's just the BEST. He wears pink eyeshadow too! I seriously love him. Kyle liked him and so did Marcia, but Mark's a stupid idiot so he asked Lee if the song actually meant anything to him. Lee says "I'm not a very political person, but I really like the song" which is fine, but Mark gets all mad and is like "What, so you just sing songs you don't understand and don't care about?" and Lee was like ummmmm and Kyle was like "It's not about the message anymore, he dug the song and did it justice", but Mark was being a bitch about it and got worse near the end of the show.

Milly Edwards - "Sunday Morning" by No Doubt. She's my second favourite, she's like Chanel from last year except she looks just like Emelia but a lot prettier, she has like bird hair which is brown with a purple stripe and she goes so well with Lee, I have this picture of them together and it's the cutest thing!! She's so shy all the time which makes her so cute! She wasn't that great with ND though, Kyle hated it, Marcia didn't like it that much, and Mark was mean like he was to everyone that night.

Dan England - "To be with you" by Mister Big. Dan's great, he like has all these dreadlocks and always wears this toque, he's my third favourite I think. The judges though he was okay, and he was.

Daniel Spillane - "If I could" by 1927. Dan is the cutest guy ever. Seriously, he just has this face, he kind of looks like a wolf puppy but not really, it's hard to explain. No one likes him so I think he'll be gone next week, but seriously he's awesome. His voice is like deeper than Anthony's. The judges thought he was okay too.

Anne Robertson - "Independent Women" by Destiny's Child. Anne's cool, she's in the middle of my list somewhere. Everyone liked it except for Mark, of course, and this is where he totally went overboard. He started saying that it was BS and that there was no attitude and that he expected a bosom shake or some other crap and Anne was like "Ummm I don't do that kind of thing" and he got all pissed and then walked out. Seriously, he got up and stormed out to backstage. Anne started crying because she felt really bad, but it gets worse.

So after the show, Mark decides to hunt down the REAL cause of his anger: Lee. Yup, he's still pissed about Lee apparently "not caring about the political meaning of the song". So he finds him and starts yelling "YOU, I'm really pissed off with" and pointing at him and Lee was like ummmm and there's a picture where Lee is just like :0. He didn't really know what to say. And then James came and was like "You can't just shut him down like that!" and then Mark ran backstage again. That's why I like James, is because I think it was good of him to do that for Lee. Apparently he likes Kate too. And Lee likes Milly or something. Inside Idol gossip.

Here's that picture: http://www.australianidol.bigpond.com.au/_uploads/images/II_8_2_Mark_Confronts_Lee.jpg

It's not the best picture of Lee, but Mark's a stupid jerk.

Next week is Big Band week, and the song choices are:

Anne Robertson:
Minnie The Moocher - Cab Calloway
Milly Edwards:
Get Happy - Judy Garland
Kate DeAraugo:
Cry Me A River - Patti Austin
Lee Harding:
Straighten Up and Fly Right - Robbie Williams
Dan England:
Whisper Your Name (I Could Only) - Harry Connick Jnr
James Kannis:
Sway - Michael Buble
Daniel Spillane:
Feeling Good - Michael Buble
Emily Williams:
All The Way - Frank Sinatra & Celine Dion

Those links are just to song sheets off BigPond.

I'm sick.

And tired.

Literally.

School is crap. Well, sort of crap. Spanish is crap, they're so stupid, even stupider than last year and they won't learn anything so we have to do the same thing like a billion times.

English is fun because of Sandy but stupid Coltin steals my desk so I get pissed at him.

Planning is boring as hell so I just draw boxes.

French is allright, awesome because of Sarah but boring because it takes forever.

Lunch is fun because I get to spend it with Pat most of the time.

Lunch today was fun because I made my fishnet tights into armwarmers, they used to go around my back but then I couldn't breathe so I just cut them at the top too, they're a little loose but they'll do and I couldn't wear them before, so.

My mom's in Tswassen visiting my grandparents for her birthday. I could have gone if I had not decided I was well enough to go to school today, which I kind of wasn't because once I got there I was all blaughhhhh. Not as much as I was yesterday, though, yesterday I like, died and slept.

Colin Holmes is HOT. Like, seriously, whoa. He was hot in grade 6 and 7, but now that he's in grade 9 he's like whoa. I don't want to talk to him though in case he remembers what happened in grade 7 when I liked him. I was such a retard. And if he remembers he'll be like um get away. Ian says I should ask him out because he'll say yes, but I was like no....

RFR is on!! Oh good I haven't really seen this one, I think I was on the phone last time it was on.

Patrick and Teresa don't get home till like 8:30 cuz they have long classes at UVic so I've been home by myself like all day. Our bus came sooooooooooooooo late, seriously, at like 4:20 when it's supposed to come at like 3:50!!! Because our driver had some problems or something.

Yeah, so anyway, Colin's only looked at me like twice this year, the first time when I was talking to Ian, and the second time when I came out of planning. Or there was today when I came out of English, and I also saw him on the way to my locker at lunch. He didn't look interested, but then he didn't look not interested either. It was kind of like a meh look. But seriously, he's like Harry Potter with red hair. But like I told Ian, there's like a billion other girls who like follow him around, so.

And now I have to make my dinner. And then I'm going to bed so I can die because I'm so sick and tired. Literally. And I just got off the phone with Sarah and I can't talk. N's are d's, m's are b's, and so are p's. Yeah. Whatever I just said then. Oh, and t's are d's too. Ch's are g's it seems. Yes. And f's are sometimes b's too. Ng's are just g's.

Be ready, stupid oven!!

Um are you dumb? Everyone knew Bo's gf was pregnant!! And that pic is SO not Bo it's Connie!! It's a boy awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

I love Mel. I want her CD now. Not like now, but NOW.

I knew the light didn't go off, I knew it, now the oven is like all frying. Stupid Teresa. I should take it out at like 9:02 and then I'll go die.

"Over the hills and far away" by Nightwish is a good song.

Lol that video we watched in English today!! That old man was so scary, he was all like "and maybe next time you come you can stay LONGER" to like some 10 year old boy!!! And what Mrs.Andiel said to Ashael lol.

Could I re-do them? Go to hell, those took forever, if you got there too late, too bad for you. I'll do it, but it'll have to wait till I'm not sick, I don't feel like uploading a billion songs for someone right now.

Finally, dinner and then dying.

Ci3 Top 2 Finale Results:

GROUP SONG!! Joshy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And others. Wow Emily it's been like 8 weeks lol. Casey. Go to hell Rex. Mel!!! Aaron!!! Suzi!! Um what a retarded choir.

Judges.

Break.

Back.

Rex sucked from the beginning.

Barenaked Ladies recap.

And the Ladies are here with "One week"!!! I love that song lol.

Break.

Back.

Mel! Edmonton Rally.

CD signing.

CD Track Top 8 singing their songs!

Emily - "Don't cry out loud".

Ashley - "Colours of the wind".

Fatty - "I can't make you love me".

Daryl - "When you believe".

Josh - "Fooled around and fell in love".

Casey - "Bring it on home to me".

Suzi - "Fortunate Son".

Aaron - "Drift Away".

Recap of top 10 getting their gold tickets and top 100 and 32 and 10 and eliminations.

Sass is singing! "All is fair in love and war" um she should have sang one of her own songs. Um that kinda sucked.

The idols talking about Byrd.

And she's singing. "I'll never love this way again".

Worst guest singers ever.

Now they're allsinging to Byrd. How gay.

Break.

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Kalan EEEEK!!! HOW CAN ANYONE BE THAT SEXY!@!!! EEEK SEXY VIOLIN!!! You need to cut your hair babe it's covering your pretty face!! What did they do to his face it lost it's Kalan look!! Double platinum award!! I heard um run for your life. I heard let's break out in chocolate!!

Lol he's doing his violin thingy again. Um what are you singing man. Ew Rex. You touch him, you look at him, you go near him, you die. Mel, you're okay. They're like having a hoe-down together. Whoa that looked so nasty never again!! Lol he's like having a heart attack!! That was kickass. Shut up Rex!! At it again!! That was kickass. Kalan don't get Rex's germs on you!!

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Showing fans. And the Idol's parents. Lol Daryl's dad!!! Lol Tom Palmer. Billy Rawn. Emily's mom. Ashley's mom. MELISSA'S DAD!!! YEAH TIM!!! Casey's mom.

The next song is dedicated to family and friends and backstage peeps. Die Amber. And Daryl. Ashley's mic is off lol. Casey. Aaron. Emily's mic is off too!! And Josh's!! Suzi. Lol Ben's mom!!

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Judge's view on Mel.

Mel's view on Mel.

She's singing "De-Lovely".

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Judge's view on Rex.

Rex's view on Rex.

He's singing "Feelin' good" don't copy Mel by doing Big Band.

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Top 2 recap.

Final group song between the top 2!! "Against all odds". Um Rex I said no. It was Phil last year too "True colours". Awww she kissed him!!! Daryl's all sad lol he's like my Mel!!

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Oh my god it's time!!

My stomache hurts. Damn records!!! Inappropriate Zack.

Lol Rex puts on his jersey.

Comments overview for both of them.

The winner is......................................................................MELISSA!!!!! OH GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now she sings the Idol song.

Josh!! Lol and Rex!!!!

Top 2: Performance Finale

I don't need a recap of the top 100 which was one of the worst things ever. Vince!! Or top 30-crap.

Top 10 is there!! Hi Joshy!! Aaron!! It's been a week and I've missed you so much!!

Lol Zack!! He's dressed like Elvis.

Lol Shmelvis Jake!

The top 10 in auditions.

More top 100 recaps.

Judges talking about each other. Apparently Farley is hiding something.

Wait Theresa is there NOW?!

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All of the people from two years ago!!

KALEB!! TYLER!!! BILLY!!! JASON!!! Anna. TYLER!!!! Ew Toya still a fatty. Shane lol. Lol Gary!!! KALEB!!! I love you so much. Jason!!! Cruddlesticks I forgot to press record!! Theresa!!!

KALEB!! Sorry. Tessy!! Her CD is awesome. So is Jason's!! Lol shane. BILLY!!!!!!!!!!! That CD is my favourite. Fake Hedley. Anna. Tyler you do construction!! Oh god no! Billy!! Shane Jason. Billy Jason!!!

THERESA!!! "Turn my back" oh I love this song!! Where is my mom um don't leave stupid where is she!!! I seriously love this song. She's still so pretty!! I know all the words!! Oh my god she still says thank you like that!! Lol she's exactly the same like crying. Lol certified Canadian gold!!

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Melissa!!! I love you you can do this.

Rex Crappy lookin the same as always.

Lol Wrecks is a role-model to who? East country hicks? I have no idea what that means.

Up Till Now recap. What an ugly he is!! Melissa!!

Melissa's judges choice: "Angel in the morning"...yes...I know...this...I know she can take this home and she will. Lol so she says it again. Jake liked it. Farley said some stuff I was watching the person behind him. Sass liked it too. Lol Zack cries and says that was really nice. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Rex Goudie - "Alive" the Idol single. We won't be able to tell if it's good cuz he sucks no matter what he sings so Mel should have sang it first. Um Farley why did you make him sit no not best single. Sass says he kicked Canada's butt. Yes. Zack offered him a record deal that means he won't win. Jake said great song and best nope and not Rex's either. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Loreal stuff. Their fashion magazine cover. Ashley!! Get away fatty. Lol emily. Mel. Rex ugly!! Ew that Daryl. Suzi. Josh!! They were loud for him.

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Melissa's own choice - "A Broken Wing". I LOVE this song. Diana sang this in AI3 and someone else who wasn't as good. It was good. Sass liked it. Zack said something about basketball practice and that it was really good but not what she's going to be 5 years from now. Yes...Jake says that it was tech. good but boring. Shut up. Farley says he likes looking at how she tells the story. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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A note from Jon. Lol Roll it Joni. Lol him and Jon!! Lol you do not touch his hair. And the baby is scaredof him. Lol pillow fight. Undermining his authority lol. And then he jumps on him and like beats him up. And steals his dinner. Lol he's actually listening. And they're dancing and playying hand games and hugging. Awwww. Lol I'm right here Ben. And he comes. Lol they hug!! Lol now beat it.

Rex - "Bulletproof". Don't even get a life stupid!! No one can sing Blue Rodeo unless they're REALLY good. So bad. Zack says his lower reg. is ehhhhhhhhhhhhh. And something about his pretty face and he is what he is. Jake says he loves the song choice. I don't! And something about hathead. And Farley says 15 year old girls voting for him. Um not me!! Not that low sorry I love Blue Rodeo. Sass says he keeps surprising her. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "Alive". She always wears corsets she's awesome! JAke says she looks her best tonight. Farley says something about ice cream. Zack says long live the queen. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

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Lol Jon he always does the voting has changed over the year thing.

Rex - "Superman" by Five For Fighting. That better not be the flying the car song. No one can sing that. REX!! Don't make me sing it!! Farley said something I didn't hear cuz my sis is talking about frutflies and beans. Sass says it's not just about singing. Zack said good song. And it's not about silly moments of vocalism but who people are and he's his friend and he loves him. Yes...Jake...I heard Hackeysan. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Mel!!

CI3 Top 3 Results:

All the popular BNL songs in one medley. Rex Goudie cannot SING. Lol Melissa yawns.

Judges!

Rendevouz DejaVu. Yes. That.

Wrecks Shoutie!! Thanks that person.

Baron Smallpole! Ew lol.

Felissa Snow'neil!! Yeah I'll stop now.

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Hoggard.

And his crap-ass fake band Hedley.

"On my own". "sir your daughter is the picture of Grace and charm." - Rex

Delissio Pizza!!

Comments overview from last night.

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The one out is.............................Aaron!!

nooo not MEX!!!! BEN AnD AARON SITTING IN A TREE@ the mall

I want to hug him

Thomas yeah!! I love you Aaron!

ThE eNd!1!1!1!1

That was sarhlie.

CI3 Top 3: Barenaked Ladies

It looks so weird without Suzi.

Lol the Ladies are there!!

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Shawn Ashmore is HOT. He's from...crap...I forget. Not just Terry.

Rex - "Brian Wilson". Lol 300 pounds!! What a messed up song. Oh my god Rex can't sing. 1-866-IDOL-01.

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Aaron - "Break your heart". He was good. All the judges say he's the best. 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "Where we use to live". She's the best so far and the judges agree. 1-866-IDOL-03.

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Rex - "I will answer" or something I missed the title but it's a great song. Rex cannot SING!! He said crucify like he's serious and it's not meant to be. Zack doesn't like it. Jake says he wouldn't be here if he couldn't sing. BS. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

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Aaron - "Enid". Lol he's like bouncing. Jake said the reality is you have to have fun with that song and he did it that way. Sass didn't like it, neither did Zack. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm the heck Aaron don't talk like that to Zack!!! 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

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Melissa - "When I fall". Farley says she's good for her age. Sass says that she'll catch Mel is she falls but she won't. Zack says there are no rules there's her and she's it. Jake said it was mature and pro and she showed how good she is. 1-866-IDOL-03.

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