AI5 Top 11: 50's songs

What's up with Paula's hair.

Mandisa. Bucky. Paris. Chris. Katherine. Taylor. Lisa Tucker. Kevin Covais. Elliot. Kellie. Ace. I say Covais not Co-vai-as Sarah.

That's because he chooses them stupid.

Barry Manilow. K him and Rod Stewart are like bros.

Mandisa Hundley - "I don't hurt anymore". God do you not get the arm thing or are you just stupid. I've never seen her family before ever. Randy has a cold thanks for the info. He says unbelievable performance. Paula says something about being in the seat and escaping. Simon says she's blossoming. And something to do with a stripper. Yeah Ryan don't say Mandiva. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Bucky Covington - "Oh boy". What is this like cowboy heehaw dun do that k Bucky tie your hair up seriously. What a nerd that person is. Randy says good choice. Paula says great song choice and asks him how Barry was. What did you even just say Bucky. Simon says it was nothing more than a pointless karaoke performance. YOU'RE what I call a so-what performance. How did that even make any sense Simon. 1-866-IDOLs-02.

Paris Bennett - "Fever". The judges say a bunch of stuff. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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No the other one. Stupid.

Chris Daughtry - "I walk the line." K who sits there and smiles at him. I was wondering when that was gonna come. Randy loved it. Paula says that they should already be touring and get ticket or something. And Simon says something. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Katherine McPhee - "Come rain or come shine." Lol I should so use that for school. Randy says something good n so does Paula n Simon too. Oh I thought that sign said Ayla I was like yeah she's gone. Oooh Ace's bro. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. God that dad. The dad dads it up after the break. God don't do that dad.

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K don't walk in singing dad he doesn't like you.

Dad Hicks - "Not Fade Away" by Buddy Holly. What are you wearing dad. K seriously dad there's a bathroom over there dad. I could do your dad movements when you do them dad. K slip dad seriously. K that REALLY looked like you had to go to the bathroom dad dun do that again ew. K dad is that like your bro that's like Bo Bice who is Sandy Jackson Sarah. Randy says something about the dad. K Paula did you just say that someone should be shooting the dad that's mean to the dad just because he's a dad doesn't mean he should be shot. Dad hater. K what mold like the dad mold. Simon was like sorry dad but it sucks. Paula Paula Paula Paula. You cannot dance Simon. It's a singing competition I wondered when that was coming. And the dad is like whatever. And it all makes a dad. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. 06.

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AI5 Top 12 Results: Stevie Wonder performs

Oh wow I'm good I posted that n messed up the thing n then was like do it again n posted n then create n type n it just started. K.

That's not a lot compared to usual it's like 40 million.

Sup top 12.

Oh the judges are back wow. K the dawg pound thing sounds like booing was that like Ace.

Recap. Elliot's like crying. Why would you talk about him. Why would that be funny Paula. Oh Bucky sang that I'm stupid. What's Dolly Parton school. Ahhhhh they caught you stupid wtf did you even just say. K who even notices that he got a haircut. Love you Chris. Jeez Paris I think your head is going to find out. K stop calling him that he'll start taking it seriously. Rawr Ace. Ohhhhhhhhh burn from Kevin. K what am I pressing pause for I haven't even started recording danm.

Break. It feels like I have no eyebrows. That's cuz I like don't. Stop yelling me about your back thing. Stupid guy. K that is not Pavorotti why is he farewelling he's not even that old and he's like the biggest singer in the world. Peeps said he like took up the whole world he's not even that fat. Stupid nose better not start bleeding again.

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Sweet ford video! Lol they're in like a forest camping what is that Kevin like a fisherman lol. What is that like monster! I seriously thought that was Carrie. N then Katherine is a police officer n then she sees Ace who's the monster n she's like rawr you can stay.

Oh Stevie Wonder is here singing "My Love's on Fire". They're like having a fit. What is he even saying. I think he forgot how to sing. Does he not know how weird he looks making those movements. Oh I guess he wouldn't. God I would hate being blind I'd be like god. Oh Elliott's so into it. Lol so's Kevin k I would go out with him except he's not that hot. K he really scares me. It's like Sonic music. And he's done. Who's Danny. Oh the loop.

Ooooh serious business. Lol votes or lack of them.

Ace you're sexy I love you. Hi Kevin lol your hair. Oooooh one of them is in the bottom 3. Don't need to ask HOLY CRAP WHAT IS HAPPENING ACE IS THERE. WHOA IT'S LIKE HIS BRO. K you have to send him back I'm like freaking out. Your mom preferred other people Simon. Well I agree I guess a little. Don't do a break I'm like crying.

Break. Except he's obviously getting sent back to the couch. Because I'd cry. And like kill myself it'd be David and Will all over again except like 503489503985304958345 times worse. Lol that movie is weird she's like um is that supposed to hurt. Ryan is not turning 18. Wait what's weird. What is that dinner it looks like chocolate. Lol that's great they go to the attic. Rawr unrated. Lol L337 as a genre. Lol let's not get hasty.

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Paris is safe. Kellie is safe yes. AHAHAH A DAD. Is safe. I was like who's Britt oh Chris. Chris is safe eekina. Who's Melissa. Oh. What is bounce me off my feet. Elliott or Melissa is in the bottom 3. Melissa is. Mandisa is safe. Katherine is safe. Lisa and Bucky. Lisa is there ahahaha. That is a weird bottom 3.

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Oh stupid I recorded ads.

Ace is back on the couch so called it.

Melissa is out. Like anybody didn't call that. Ahahaha she knew too.

Wow a journey. K I swear to god I can't even hear Bad Day anymore. Who's going to miss her. That was uncalled for.

She sings us out. Try to remember the lyrics this time. Messed it up.

K screw it I'm bored.

AI was supposed to be on at 8 but it's on at 9. And the Dr.Pepper is frozen shut from not being drunk in 4 days cuz I was in Van. So I put a pizza thing in the oven. Which should be ready soon I guess I should really time it.

K stupid computer how long does it take you to tell Silvana that I tripped on the carpet.

Lol I remember my Jason Mraz thing I was like omg I love him so much.

Shakira performed this @ the MTV Video Music Awards. Those people were weird. I think she did a remake of Dance like that w/ Wyclef which originally had Claudette Ortiz but is now called Hips Don't Lie. Don't ask.

Did you get 55%. No. More. Way to not answer me.

Lol a no writing zone.

And I just like scared kitten so much cuz I like ran upstairs to see if my thing was done. Which it is. And burning my mouth k I need a drink. There nice old water I missed that.

Wow this pizza thing is good. Nice and crispy around the edges. Ew. K Rebecca that's not even gross how can it be. I don't know you made it be somehow. Yeah well I'm sick minded what do you expect. Yesterday I went to type ass and it came out Ace I was like heehee Ace's ass. There you go. K there's too much stuff in my room I like stepped all over it cuz I've been too lazy to unpack so far. It smells like a bomb in my room and I know I haven't been in it for a while but that is not what my room smells like I think I know.

K I need paper towel

No Kit I'm sitting there god.

Whatever SharpShootaz are that's a gay band name.

K randomly some Kalan Porter wow.

I bet he's in the only one ever who's sang 2 songs in one season that both begin with the word lady. Maybe there only ARE 2 songs. Wow.

Now it will take like a day to get there.

Or not.

Lol it that the medical term.

Yeah better version sorry Will.

Lol light beer. A plague on the world.

K whatever judges comments are doing there.

However they both get in still best night ever June 22nd. No 24th. God if someone named the folder right I would know.

K why are you refreshing I didn't even tell you to do that. I'd rather not sit on that. K now it's on my pants.

K what is with this piece of crap comupter. I just spelled that wrong and it's not even showing what I type yet. Seriously I click on a letter and it's like ooooooooh white box.

Lol and Ethan's like nooooo not him. Oh that's where that person got his name from a while ago. I can see someone like that reading it. Except they shouldn't.

K it like breaks again. Lol you can like hear it from the world. That was gay.

I should post this so I can do AI results.

AI5 Top 12: Stevie Wonder

How am I supposed to see what's going on from here.

Jeez like recap of memories. Dad. Katherine. Ace rawr. Mandisa. Chris. Kevin. Chris. Dad It still makes no sense. K stop being a dad.

RAWR ACE!! I'm sorry who is that that's not Kevin.

Judges.

K the audience is NOT a dawg pound. EVER.

Stevie Wonder bio. K who brings a phone on stage. That's stupid.

And they all sing a song with him.

Rawr Ace.

Ace Young - "Do I do". Holy crap be hot. Holy crap. K it sucks right now. Oh there we go. K I didn't swallow for like a whole minute now I'm choking. Randy said something. Oh he didn't feel it. Paula loved it. Yeah well she could never not like him. K shut up Simon. You're MOM'S a bit manic. 1-866-IDOLS-01. Lol whatever just happened to the TV. Sup Ace's like twin bro.

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Kellie Pickler omgina!! - "Blame it on the sun" is all I heard. Oh that is what she said. What's a non event Randy. I'm a man that loves shoes too. Lol. Oh I thought they were pink. Lol I'm like a colourblind dog lol that was the best TOTW. Paula said something about a razzle dazzle. Simon says everything went wrong and she put half of America to sleep and it was completely out of her comfort zone. Something to do with barber school. K my face itches a lot. I would get fake eyelashes too but mine are long so it'd be like what. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Elliott Yamin - "Knock me off my feet." Sup Elliot. Why do you look so old. And weird. Yeah. What was that supposed to be. How did that make someone cry. Randy says that it wasn't his best but something something it's his boy Elliott. Paula said that she knows how moved he is and she loves him. Simon says it was good but not incredible. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Mandisa - Lol Ryan took her shoes off. What is your song even called. "Don't you worry about a thing" yeah I called it. You don't look so fat this week. Randy says best so far. Paula and Simon said something. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break. K my lip is like falling off even Jonathan was like wtf is wrong with your lip. K who says that. K this advert I'm gonna like kill it. ESPECIALLY THAT PART GOD DON'T SING YOU STUPID LIKE GERMAN GUY. It could be me omg. Danm will be too. Lol Corner Gas. Lol Brent what a weirdo.

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Bucky Covington - "Superstition". Like a place where I eat straw. What does Elvis have to do with anything. Oh I get it. K he doesn't know where your hand is Bucky he's blind holy crap man. K put your hair back up Bucky you look weird. You need to get yourself sorted out man. Randy really enjoyed it. I'm tired. GOD SHUT UP YOU STUPID AUDIENCE YOU'RE NOT A DAWG POUND THAT'S WORSE THAN THE PINK PATHER AD. Paula loves it. Simon says best so far butttttttttttttt his hair sucks. There we go Bucky keep it up. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Melissa McGhee - Yeah well of course you mess it up you're a dumbass you probably don't even know who Stevie Wonder is. Who says stupid stuff like that. "Lately" yeah don't pick this you suck. Um yeah don't change the lyrics. Yeah hopefully it will mean goodbye. K you just made that line up. I don't even mind the fact that my niece is playing like a keyboard over the song that's how bad it is. K shut up Hannah now I need to hear Randy. Randy says she can sing. Cannot. Paula says she should wear dresses more often. Who even cares. Simon says best so far. That's not saying much. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break. K seriously that's giving me a headache stfu Hannah you can do that when Lisa comes on. Thank you Martha.

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Lisa Tucker - "Signed sealed delivered". I thought Paris was gonna sing this. Are you sure it won't kill you to sing a fast song Lisa I don't think you know how. K I need to stop looking at that person's profile. The science wing does not count as dark I'm sorry. Randy said something. So did Paula. Simon said a bunch of stuff that isn't true. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break noooooo dun put a break before Kevin. Blarghhhhhhhhhhhh another 50 mins who's left. Kevin. The Dad. Paris. Is that it. Nooooooooooooooooooooo my Chris. Is that it. No Katherine.

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Sup Kevin.

Kevin Covais - "Part time lover". Except you can never be Nikko Smith. Lol Kevin I love you. That sign sucks though. I would make a WAY better sign and give him a WAY better hug. Judges said some stuff god shut up Gavin now I missed what Simon said I hate you everyone was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh burn and I was like holy crap what what. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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Katherine McPhee - "Until you come back to me". Yeah don't sing this Camille sang this on the AI3 greatest hits CD and it was like my fave. Plus I thought it was by Marvin Gaye. Same person. Judges say stuff. Don't insult Katherine in such a way Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break. God that dad next. And Paris. K I just liked hacked myself. Omg my mouth hurts I'm gonna kill myself. NICKELBACK SUCKS. That was uncalled for. No that was called for taking all the fudging junos at the 2004's. AVRIL LAVIGNE SUCKS!! That was called for...just plain sucking. K Hannah where is there like drool on your jacket.

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Who's Ayla. Oh Taylor. Dad.

Dad Hicks - "Living for the city". Um yeah dad don't sing that Melissa sang that in CI3 and it should not be ruined by a dad. Especially if you're all like rowrow like you just were you dad. Here's the dad. K I don't even understand the dad words that you are singing. No we do not want a dad repeat of the kind of dad you were last week you scared all the dad's. He's not trying to be a dad he just is one. Don't do that lil' signature dad movement that shows how dad you are we all know. Randy says: Dad Hicks. Something to do with bars. And the dad was hot and the dad was feeling it. Paula says something Hicks. Probably dad. I don't have a big smile on my face. I also wasn't standing up. Well to fix my pants but that doesn't count. She says the dad will make everyone happy for the rest of his dad life. Short life then. That was mean. Simon said he's like every dad who's ever gotten drunk @ a wedding. OMG SIMON SAID DAD I LOVE HIM ONE TIME HE SAID FATHER BUT THIS TIME HE SAID DAD OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD. And he was like I dun wanna change my dad hair. Like there's anyway people will send the dad home then it would be like the show without a dad and the family would not have one. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Paris Bennett - Don't insult her that way Ryan that's the worst thing you could say about someone. No idea what you're singing sorry. Like absolutely none. K there's only so many times you can say that Randy. Paula said something. Simon says something. That was unnecessary Paris. Sorry I forgot about your name. K shut up Paris you might be living up to Ryan's comparision. What was that Ryan. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

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God finally Chris.

Chris Daughtry - "Higher ground" whatever the hell that is. Oh that. How did he find his hand. Well of course he's gonna do the Chilli Peppers version duh. Hell yeah Chris you so brought it. Randy says every week he makes it his own and he worked it out. Yes. Paula says she doesn't worry. Simon says thank god for Chris. I say the same thing. And it was the only real thing cuz he can imagine him having a hit with that. What you mean is you can imagine yourself MAKING a hit of that. And best tonight by far he says. K seriously Rebecca do not touch your face. Something to do with an elevator and right Simon and they all laugh. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Recap. Rawr Ace. Kevin. Peeps. Ugh dad.

AI5 Top 16 Results: Top 12 is decided eekina my 3 eekina guys better be in. And either of my possible 4th eekina guy.

A VERY important night. Sorry.

Oh the seats I knew it.

Oh like they don't already have stylists.

Judges. Lol I wonder if Paula is like she was last week.

46 million votes yo.

Recap. Lol Bucky. Chris. Mandisa. God that dad. It's about being a dad. Paris. Elliot. Will. Ugh Lisa go away you're boring. Ugh Gideon go away you're ugly. Lol Ayla. Eekina Kevin. Katherine. Rawr Ace. Kellie omg I love you. You suck Melissa. Kinnik god stop looking like J-Hud. Good you didn't be a dad.

Bo Bice. Wow amazing. God he's like a wolf. Yeah he was a dad like a year ago. Lol they camped outside his house.

Bo Bice everybody.

He is singing "The real thing" from his album which I have not heard anything from because I did not by it because he worked with Ben Moody on it and I just can't accept that. Sorry Bo, but that's low. Heehee, I made a rhyme. What are those pants you are wearing like the worst. K that doesn't even look like you. Your hair's a lil' too long. God I can't believe he was like on the show. I hated him so much for like half the show. Now I remember why. Like he's not bad but he's just like kind of ugh. K I wouldn't advise spinning that around it's gonna like go flying and hit someone in the eye. Hopefully the dad. K you just did did that actually hit someone I'd like scream and run away.

Break. K what is that like giant piece of cheese. Lol if a piece of cheese hit me in the head I'd be like um. What is swate don't even say that again you dumb kids. God my head hurts.

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Dude it's time to get down to business man.

Give it up for the ladies one more time. No. God Kinnik don't ever wear that hat.

Lisa, you sucked and were boring like always. And do not have the lowest number of votes.

Melissa, you were lame. And you do not have the lowest number of votes. Ayla, you sang a retarded song. And you do not have the lowest number of votes. Kinnik, you sucked. And are leaving tonight. Called it. But you just did lose. And she sings us out. Well not out but yeah. She sings herself out. What fans. That was uncalled for, Rebecca.

Break. Could you stare anymore if you tried. God stupid movie. Come in Kyutzface. Must get Dr.Pepper. K Kyutz how did you get upstairs before me. Lol the lambrogini club. Hey Barbara just phoned.

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Guys now. Rawr Ace. Lol Kevin.

Kevin. Does not have the lowest number of votes yes!! Gedeon does not have the lowest number of votes. Bucky stop blinking god. He does not have the lowest number of votes. Elliot. Does not have the lowest number. Will. Crap. he's going home. THAT'S 2 EEKINA GUYS DANMIT!! I would cry right now but I'm on the phone. Nooooooooooooooo danm. And he sings. Seriously I want to cry but Barbara would be like um. K I'm off the phone it's cryng time now.

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Now girls again.

Paris. Is in the top 12. Don't have a fit now. What was that like dance. Katherine. Is in the top 12. Lol she's so not suprised. Kellie Pickler. IS IN THE TOP 12 YES!!! So called it. Lol picked Pickler. Mandisa what is that like fedora. Is in the top 12. She knew it too. Lisa is in the top 12 crappy but called it. Between Ayla and Melissa wow this is gonna be a shocker danm tape why are you rewinding.

Break. Sweet the tape came out. God is this replacing the Zellers Ad as the WORST ad song ever? K seriously stop rewinding there is not that much on that tape.

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Ayla and Melissa. Randy thinks Ayla will go through. Wow that sounds great. Melissa is in the top 12? That's a little gay. Wow Ayla you can actually cry? Sorry that was uncalled for. She's like I never cry. Yeah that's because you don't know how. Lol Randy as you say you are. And she sings that song lol why would you pick this.

Now the guys.

Dad. Is in the top 12. Ace I love you. And you are in the top 12 called it. Chris is also in called it. Kevin. Is in YES!!! Elliot. What why are the Brittnums there. Yes Elliot is in. Between Gideon and Bucky.

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Oh it's on. Simon says Gedeon is through. Bucky is through yay!! Only cuz Gedeon sucks a lot. God don't say you're surprised you're such a loser. Wow Paris has got a problem. Rawr Ace. God Gedeon you're sick.

Noooooo dun bring Will back on stage I'll cry.

Oh crap memory time.

Nooooo k I'm crying now.

AI5 Top 16: 8 guys

God you dad. OMG ACE OF SPADES AHAHAHAH I GET IT!!!

God you dad.

Gedeon McKinney - Why do you talk like that god. "When a man loves a woman" by Percy Sledge. Yeah don't try and be the dad. Shut up you're annoying. Randy said something about a record, okay, soul man. Or something. Paula said he's unique and needed in this competition. What, for a VFTW candidate when Kevin leaves? Simon said he's weird and asked what it signified. Gedeon says something about variety. Simon said it was a lil' cabaret and overdone but he's growing on him. Yeah, like MOLD!! That was uncalled for, Rebecca. What's a waman Gedeon. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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God that dad.

Chris Daughtry - Ahahahaha Chris I can see that. "Broken" by Seether ft. Amy Lee holy crap I died when I heard he was singing this I like had a heart attack. Come on bring it. There we go. Not really how it goes but oh well. K that's definitely not how that part goes man. Randy don't compare him to Gedeon I'll punch you. He says that Chris is ready and rock on. Randy do you even know what rock is let me tell you it does not involve the words Puff Daddy. Paula said that he will be out there whether he wins or not. Shut up Simon it's not a boring song it's like the best you loser face and he says that peeps won't remember it I will. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Kevin Covais - K Kevin I've known that you like Kanye West for like a month everyone has. Don't be so serious dad. K Kevin I love you but don't look at me like that. Randy said that he always knew he was gansta but American doesn't get it and Kevin was like no they don't. Um what. Randy said he's in the dog pound eternally. Paris don't be mean he is not a chicken. Paula has nothing but love for him. And that everyone smiled and him and it was such a sincere performance and ballads are his thing. Simon said it's like watching puppies play and he can understand why peeps like him cuz grannie's are voting for him. Lol Kevin was like I'll take the grannie vote. And apparently it was juvenile and like an 11. No that's mean. And he's not trying to be rude. Lol Kevin he was like no of course not. Ryan dreams about who now? K what was that whole part about. Awwww he like smiled. K shut up. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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What are you talking about dad. Wow you can actually talk without doing your like dad movements. Why do you keep looking what is with those shoes.

Bucky Covington - "Wave on wave". He has a twin bro. I knew that. He looks like someone. Like Keith Urban and Bo. Randy said that it probably wasn't the greatest song but showed what he does. Paula says she likes that he's unpretentious. Omg it's like him in the audience. Simon says it's a bar performance. Ooooh his bro is coming on stage. Dude it's like him. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Will Makar - Ooooh me too we can me Japanese students together!! Lol he like spoke it. "How sweet it is" by James Taylor. Rawr. Why WOULDN'T it be close up on his face. Randy said it was not good and karaoke and below average. Paula totally disagrees and she says forget 11 year old girls she's a fan. N Will was like great. Simon said it falls under the completely average category. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. God you dad stop being such a dad you're like ooh I have my one dad move god you dad. Wow I just burped so much.

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Up next the dad.

Dad Hicks - What did you even just say. How are you a rabbit. Oh you were a dad rabbit in a mall you weird dad. Don't make dad faces. I knew what you were singing but then I forgot. But probably cuz I dun care. Something by Michael McDonald. Why do you look like you're gonna punch someone dad. Go get in a dad fight with a dad. K the dad's gone crazy don't EVER make that thrusting movement again you sick dad. Jeez calm down dad. What is he doing like retarded like a 5 year old dun have a heart attack. THE DAD'S HAVING A SEIZURE!! K I didn't even hear any of that cuz he wouldn't stop jumping up and down like a dad and doing his dad freak outs and dad movements god what a dad. Paula's like having a fit she's like I LOVE YOU DAD. Randy said perfect song choice. And he's a dog windup dad. Randy's like laughing so much cuz he was a dancing lil' dad. Paula was like omg this was my fave dad peformance you're such a great dad. Simon said he single handedly controls the something something industry. Dad Inc? Sorry. And he said it was the best performance so far. That's cuz Ace hasn't come out yet. And the signature dad move GOD I hate that dad move so much!! Shut up about your dad patrol. He's like a dad George Huff with that like dad movements with Ryan and him being a dad and freaking out with him. K dad we can see you you don't need to lean right into the camera like a dad seriously. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Elliot Yamin - Something about something. "Heaven" by Bryan Adams. Wow I just turned Elliot up. Are you an eekina guy? I am not sure yet. You are so good and so close to being one but why do you look like that like Chris is not eekina looking but it fits with him. Is that his mom. Randy said it's a hot one. You say that all the time. Paula said he's a popsicle. Or something. And she's throwing water everywhere. Lol. Simon said he thought it was a copout. What. He felt a disconnection between lil' Elliot and the song. And it was completely the wrong song and Elliot is a copy cat. Yes. Right. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 07.

Break. Wow 39 dad's and it's not even the end of the show. Danm now it's 40.

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Ace Young - I can see that. "Butterfly" by Michael Jackson. Wow I wish I could scream that loud I would but I'm sick so I'd die. Rawr that's high singing. K I'll touch you Ace. That was inappropriate. OMG IT'S A WHITE GUY LIKE A WHITE GUY SEBASTIAN THAT'S AWESOME!!! Dun look at me. Actually please do. You are now back at the top of the eekina guys list. Randy was like it's a hot one. Paula said awesome falsetto. Simon said that he made it work but some parts were not good. Not true. But he made it work. Rawr. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap.

God Gedeon. Eeekina Chris I love you. I love you too Kevin. Sorry Bucky I called you Kevin. Will. Rawr. God dad. Calm down dad. Elliot. RAWR ACE I LOVE YOU!!!

41 dad's. God 42.

AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Back.

Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break.

Back.

Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

Back.

Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap.

AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Back.

Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break.

Back.

Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

Back.

Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap.

Top 20 Results: Another 4 go home

Look at all those peeps. Wow that dad didn't do his dad movements to the camera for once.

I'm good Ryan. Hi Ryan. Thanks Ryan. I know your name Ryan. You're welcome Ryan.

Sweet Carrie Underwood will be there I forgot about that!!

42 million votes yo. Sweet.

No the panel advice sucks. No offense judginas.

Dude now they are singing "Love the one you're with".

Sup Melissa. And Heather. Ugh Brenna please die. Hey it's Paris. Lisa. Ayla. K show some guys seriously. Katherine. Um this song is kinda gross. Or maybe I am. Either way. Lol Kevin. Why are those peeps up there with the dad. Kellie!! Kinnik ugh. No one likes you. Except for that loser on IDF who's a loser and likes losers. Jeez Mandisa I like you a little but NEVER wear that again we don't need to see your like 10 inch wide arms.

Break.

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Yes they do.

Lil' recaps.

God Ace you SUCKED. Yeah show the one good part. So did you Heather. Eekina William!!!! I love you Kellie!! K Brenna go to hell. Sorry but I hate you. Yeah hopefully so. Katherine. Hey Sway was awesome shut up. Yeah Kinnik you suck and you're ugly. Lol Bucky. N Melissa you're just lame. God Taylor you're such a dad. David eekina!! That was a really average dad. Sorry. Dun be mean to David. Yeah well Ayla's lame and a robot and probably a snob too. Elliot I love you. Lol Moonie's Ruth Of Love. Paris. You look like a waiter. Gedeon is a RETARD. Lisa is boring. I don't think you're gonna make it either Lise. Lol Kevin!!! He's like yes I know. Yes Mandisa that was awesome!! AND CHRIS OMG HOLY CRAP DUN MAKE ME CRY AGAIN!!! That's not true Simon. But that is. Pfft Ryan yes he does you loser.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD OMG PLEASE SING SOME HEARTS THAT'S LIKE MY FAVE SONG!!! Sup Carrie what's up. Hey babe. I haven't seen her in like forever. Look it's Kellie's twin. Lol. Oh you suck Carrie dun do that song. Wow country singles chart no one cares sorry hun. Your hair's like a beehive. Something to do with a car crash. Um I dun think that opening in your shirt should be right THERE seriously that's a lil' too obvious Carrie. K wow I stopped listening and somehow my thoughts lead to the prom and something to do with the back of a car. Don't ask.

Break. That movie doesn't actually seem that sucky. Don't tell Sarah I said that. 1 2 3 whatever he said. Ohhhhhh the east route ahahahaha. Living on the b. What is this like deedeedeedee. Do they. K what is with that like new spokesperson. No one cares about those. I can't believe it either. Lol Ben and Tanya. Why is someone with criminal convictions still in this country.

Back.

You better have them.

The girls.

What are you wearing Paris.

Lisa is safe. Ayla is safe god she like has no emotion. Katherine oh I heard Patrick I was like he went home already. Katherine is safe yeah Ayla see that's how to be happy you robot. Mandisa is safe. Kinnik is in the bottom 3 ahahahahah called it. Brenna sucks. And is in the bottom 3 ahahahha you suck loser. That's twice it's obvious no one likes you. Kellie!! Is safe. Called it even before he said it. Paris is safe also called it. Awww bff's. Heather and Melissa. Dun really care. Heather is in the bottom 3. This is like a repeat of last week except without Becky cuz she's gone. Why are you surprised Randy Kinnik sucks. AHAHAHAHHA BRENNA'S OUT YES!!!!!! YOU STUPID LOSER FINALLY AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh VFTW is gonna be pissed. Shut up Brenna go home. You have no fans isn't that evident right now. What your album of sucky crap that you'll never make. All you care about is money which you'll never have any of. Yeah true enough you are pretty bad. God I knew you were horrible but I didn't know you were THAT horrible. Don't say that. No one wants to dance with you. Good go home bye never gonna see you again die.

Break. God what is on my pants. Who even says in a it's ina god. AHAHAHA AN ONION CRIED k I'm over it. No Ryan Teresa is not home god. Lol casino. 8:31. Replacing your window is an area where you can really improve your home's efficiency. Yes I do love watching Corner Gas Monday's @ 8 on CTV thank you. Nooooooo no Jon Dore don't remind me now it's gonna suck and be normal.

Back.

Now it's between Kinnik and Heather. I'm betting on Kinnik. Hoping anyways. What Pizza and Salad. I dun even get it. N Heather's like not funny god. Simon says Heather. N he's right n Kinnik's like YES!!! Dun get that song in my head man. I sang this song one time. At like karaoke. You like can't help but sing it.

Break. I heard when I saw a little puke in the sink. Hey that happens to me. Ohhhh pink. Not ping. Well duh they're like there to meet guys. Yeah and like the old people of course you can't do anything. K lil' peep you said you'd be on @ 8:30. Ohhhhh. Last night I turned into a dog. I saw that preview like a year ago. Lol that old lady. Dun talk like that. Huggie's Clean Team. What is with this song. For like vodka. Smirnoff. Called it. Monday Degrassi god maybe I'll finally watch it this time. Yeah this is like a mix of like Sue Thomas n Ghost Whisperer n that other show. Smallvile. No scratch that.

Back.

For the guys it's on. K now I'm freaking out.

Bucky. Awwww Bucky. Is safe. Lil' Buck. Ace hey babe. God you sucked. Lol that was good...you ARE...NOT. He's safe. Elliot. Oh it is Moody's mood. You did do okay hun you were great. He's safe. Yeah no duh Ryan. Sway. Is in the bottom 3. Hey dun do that. Dad. Lol Dad is like nope dun ask me this stupid questions just tell me. N he's safe. David eekina omg no he's in the bottom 3. My eekina guy. Hey Chris I love you. He's safe thank god. That's 2 eekina guys down. Gedeon. God his smile. Dun be so complacent. Even if you are safe. Between Kevin and Will. NOOOOOOOOO DUN DO THIS TO ME!!! If you stick 2 eekina guys in there I'll kick you. Hey Kev. Kevin is in the bottom 3. K. So that's 1 eekina guy. And 1 guy who is awesome. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god. No. David went home. An eekina guy no. You can't get rid of an eekina guy. No I'm dying how could you do that. And he sings out oh my god I can't watch this show anymore. I'm crying so much god it's David Radford. Who doesn't vote for him everyone loves him.

Break. Still crying a lot.

Back.

Between Kevin and Sway. What a fortune cookie. Sway is out. Thank god Kevin is safe.If he had went home I would have DIED even more. But poor Sway. You didn't deserve to go home hun. Awww his lil' mommy.

Ohhhh Ryan no memories I'll cry.

K is Bad Day the official AI theme song now or something.

Omg VFTW lost both their contestants tonight I dun think that was a coincidence.

Ugh danm show.

AI5 Top 20: 10 guys

Finally some good peeps.

Danm I want to watch Behind The Music George Michael. Oh well I will @ adverts plus I've kidna seen it before.

ANYTHING can happen under the spotlight of American Idol omg god my nose itches.

NO ONE BETTER SING SAM COOKE. Oh wait who is that. I mean Jesse Cook lol. Sam Cooke sings stop.

Dad. Elliot. Ace rawr. Giddeon. Kevin!! Sway. WILL!! Bucky. David!! Chris!!!

No one cares about the ladies. No one wants a recap either.

GOD KITTEN STOP BREAKING STUFF.

K Kinnik you sucked. So did you Melissa. I love you Kellie!! Brenna I hate you. K Ayla you're boring. So are you Lisa. Paris you are fine but dun wear that you look like a waiter. Mandisa!! That was great.

No Ryan Teresa is not home.

Dad Hicks - "Easy" by the Commodores. They say HEY IT'S THE DAD. N you take it off and you become a dad. Yeah dun sing this Jason Greeley with your dad movements god you REALLY look like a dad tonight. K Taylor do you have to go to the bathroom. Oh wow I called you by your name. Dun go so close to the camera. Dun be a dad like that. K that's enough whooping there's none of that in the song dun copy Jason. I'm a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Sorry. BEH BO BICE IS THERE!!! HE'S LIKE YES GO DAD!!! Randy said it was not his favourite but he still loves the dad. Paula said he's got a dad thing going. Or rather a Taylor Hicks thing. She loves his dad movements but not fave song choice but he's her fave dad in the whole world. Simon said it didn't work for him cuz bad song n Taylor's not coming out of the bubble and he's a dad not an Idol. And about how every week he's just a dad. He's grateful to be a dad though. Did you go to the concert with your dad. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. K Rebecca that's been done. 01.

Break. Elliot Yamin next oh wow. K my arm is so cold there's like ice down my sleeve however that happened.

Back.

Elliot Yamin - "Moonie's ruth of love" is that I heard. But I doubt that's even what it's called. Oh he did say about your mom. Wow that's an ugly mom. Dun be mean Rebecca she's sick. Oh okay. K seriously Elliot it's not hard to remember the word road. The song is called God Bless The Broken ROAD. Stupid. You don't appear to be going anywhere. Hey Elliot. Why are you so good. This is weird. Oh well I didn't even see you last time. Omg ahahah the song is called "I'm in the mood for love" lol how did I get Moonie's ruth of love. That's awesome that's a TOTW. K Randy sit down it wasn't that good. That dog pound sucked it was like all Elliot and he's not even in it. Paula said he did Stevie proud. Simon said bad song kinda but great performance. 1-866-IDOLS-02. Oh crap Elliot I'm sorry I forgot to press record for you. Oh thank god I remembered now cuz Ace is on next oh omg yes.

Nooooooooooooooooooo break!!! K what was the point in unpausing it for that. Shut up I didn't know. NO Kitten you cannot go out!! I keep thinking you're Bobby so I almost let you. K 30 plus 30 you must be like 60. Or ARE you still living them. Hey Sarah could have come over today. I'm so stupid. Yeah I wouldn't say that for $1m you lame radio station. Lol a door guide. God I just said I would never do that!

Back.

OMG ACE!!!!! What are you wearing you look a lil' weird. Oh I thought you were singing If You're Not The One. Whatever "If you're not made for me" is. Ohhhh a beanie. I heard Houdini. I thought you were married. This IS "If you're not the one" you stupid learn your song name lol Ace. K must go as close as possible. Wait why are you sucking. Stop sucking right this instant. This song was going to be the best for you. I dun you're gonna hit that note. Oooooh maybe you did I can't tell. Ohhhh the hair push that's all you gotta do. Oh Kevin hates you. Oh do a closeup do a closeup do a closeup. That was a sucky closeup. Randy was like good song man cuz you sing better than you show. Paula was like everything omg. K peeps seriously. Simon said he struggled. Yup. N he's gon be disappointed when he hears himself. It's true stop booing you stupid 12 year olds yes I love Ace too but at least I'm not deaf. It was kinda bad. Come on people just cuz you love him doesn't make you stupid. He could have done a LOT better with that song. Like he could have KICKED. 1-866-IDOLS-03. You stupid don't give it to Brenna she'll get ick all over it.

Giddeon "Story teller" McKinney - "Change is gon come". God don't talk you're annoying. N dun imitate Simon you suck at it. Oh yeah you're that stupid who doesn't even know you're song name. God you've got the biggest mouth in the world. YOU SOUND LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh Giddeon. God this song is the worst now I hate you even more. You're just so ugly. Stop trying to do dad movements. I would not have stood up. Close your mouth I dun need to see your tonsils. What about Sam the Onion man. Sorry. Randy said the beginning sucked but not the end. How about all of it. Paula says he's unique different smart. What about ugly. Simon says that he is a funny looking thing. Yeah he is quite ugly thanks Simon. He said Randy was right. Oh crud I ran out of tape. Ummmmm I need to record this for bubs. Please put adverts on. 1-866-IDOLS-04. Dun smile Gideon.

Break. Oh I need a tape god. Auditions. GOD STUPID TAPE!!! Come on rewind. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on rewind faster it's like on.

Back.

Kevin Covais - "I heard it through the grapevine". Lol you cannot be serious. ahahaha they felt safe around you. Yeah I'd probably be one of them. AHAHAHAAHHA 13 YEAR OLDS. Sorry. AHAHAHAH SEX SYMBOL. Omg Kevin seriously. OMG HE WINKED! Lol he's so funny. Yeah they think you're 5 Kevin. Randy was like YO MAN something something. Paula is like awwww omg crap. Lol no way!!! I know he's got the best performance. Well John Stevens' are the best. Lol Simon what is lalaland. K dun be mean to my Kevin even though he's not one of the 4 eekina guys. OMG HE'S CHICKEN LITTLE. Lol Paris. Oooh chicken large rawr. K Rebecca you're gross. 1-866-IDOLS-05. God Kevin is always five.

Break. Oooh Sway next wow.

Back. Oh wow get back in time for Sway.

Sway Penala - "Overjoyed" by Stevie Wonder. Yeah if you mess that up I'll kick yours. Yeah last week you sucked. That was cool. I was into it. Lol. Randy said not as good as last week. Um last week sucked. Paula said tonight he was disconnected. What. Simon was like it was karaoke. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Will Makar - "Lady" by Kenny Rogers. EEkina omg dun look at me like that I'll like die. Seriously. Stop. Like I'm gonna die seriously. K that was kinda ugly. Now stop. I have permission to go out with you now stop looking like that at me. Judges were like that was so eekina. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Bucky Covington - Something by Garth Brooks. What did you even just say about chicken and something losing weight something. Like a Kid Rock. You eat straw. Judges said something. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

David Radford - "The way you look tonight" by Frank Sinatra. The lil' eekina David is back not like some Elvis like last week. N the judges were like that was bad n he was like a stone face like omg I hate you guys. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Back.

Chris Daughtry - "Hemorrhage" by Fuel. Omg. Like he was so good. I could die. I like cried omgina. Lil' Chris!! My lil' Chris who I always loved n peeps were like noooo but now they're like gom Chrisdina eekina! N the judges were like omgina. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap. God you dad.

AI5 Top 24: 10 girls

Wow. This show kinda sucks. Well the girls anyway. Except for Kellie.

Judges.

Katherine McPhee - "All is fair in love and war" Omg her and Kellie are BFF look at them!! She is okay but what is she wearing. Randy said it was just okay. Paula loves her. Simon said not her best. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Back.

Kinnik Sky - "Here for the party" by Gretchen Wilson. Omg lil' Kevin!! Randy said bad song. Paula said nice range. N Simon said at least she tried to stand out but it sucked. LOL IF YOU FELL OFF OMG!! 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Break.

Back.

Lisa Tucker - "Who's loving you" That was MJ? You could never tell. Lil' David Radford!! Randy was like bleh. Paula was like not bleh. N Simon was like something. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Melissa McGhee - Some song. Seriously no idea. N I choked on water n had to run outside and spit it out n choke some more. N then she did that retarded thing lol n I laughed so much n coughed Kevin lol. Randy said good song. Paula said good. Simon said no audience connection. Lol Paula changed seats with Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break.

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Heather Cox - "Hero" by Mariah Carey. Wow finally a song I know. Randy says not better than Mariah. Same as Paula. Simon says it's a pageant thing. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Brenna Gethers - "Last Dance" by Donna Summers. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Paris Bennett - "Wind beneath my wings". 1-866-IDOLS-07

Ayla Brown - Some song by Celine. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Kellie Pickler - "Something to talk about" by Bonnie Rait. Sweet. Paula wants to squish her too. Lol dog pound. EVERYONE loves Kellie. Yes they do Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Sup Mandisa - "Cry" by Faith Hill. Dun sing this this is like my fave song n it means a lot to me you stupid if you ruin it omg. That was awesome. Paula agrees. Shut up Randy it was a great song choice you dun get it. SHUT UP SIMON IT WAS A GREAT SONG YOU DUN GET IT!!! 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap.

Wow I am not dressed and it is 4:39pm. I am such a lazy. My head hurts. I need an asprin. But they're so far away. Which should I do first. I know if I get dressed then I can get my water bottle which I can then take to the bathroom n use to wash down the asprin. Brilliant.

Back. I also need to wash my hair. Well pfft not now since I just used up all my energy getting dressed. Once again, such a lazy.

I should really download that song that I heard the other day and found out what it was. It's like "We Belong" by Pat Benetar what a great song. N that Rod Stewart one like Soul on Soul or something. But it would take like an hour. So later.

Oh now she comes signing back on. Pfft.

Whoa that is the sweetest background ever it's like a clock that tells the time. Shut up.

I doubt they'd have it in winamp library. They'd be like what's a Pat Benetar. Yup knew it it's totally not there. Or the Rod Stewart one although they do have some of his.

Shakira will have to do for now.

Before it was on the radio it was on AOL music first listen.

Wow.

K I don't believe that's looking at it. Oh there. Yeah that's better.

Lol it was like jaahahahaha I was like what is jaha. I can't believe you dun remember.

Ow one part of my foot hurts.

Don't bother be on time. Sorry.

Really when. Exam week I think. How would I even know. Well fine I'll find out.

Oh I hate going into the stupid archives they're like in a whole folder. N there's like 6.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoa I almost lost it thank god for that do you really want to leave this page thing. I'll be back.

Top 24 Results: First 4 out

Dun make that face @ me David. Stop being such a dad!

Judges.

What is a top 24 group song beh!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaace!! K David you're bugging me. But I love you Chris!! Get out of here dad. William! Little one.

Break.

Back.

Recap of the past two nights.

Bucky. Mandisa. Patrick. Becky. Chris. Kellie. Melissa. Bobby. David. Paris. Elliot. Brenna. Dad. Ayla. Kinnik. Lisa. Stevie. Sway. Heather. Little one. Gideon. Katherine. Ace. Katherine.

Girls.

His name's Ryan you idiot. Lol Paris's dream. Heather.

Back row stands up. Mandisa Kellie Paris Ayla Lisa Katherine are safe.

Front row. Heather Stevie and Melissa are safe.

Lol after the break.

Back.

Kinnik Becky and Brenna have the lowest amount of votes.

Kinnik is safe what is this sort of.

Becky went home. And sings before she does.

Back.

Time for the lil' guys.

Back row Gideon David Taylor Will Bucky Patrick are safe.

Front row Ace Elliot have a seat. Lil Kevin and Chris sit down. Bobby n Sway have the lowest amount. Lol blah blah blah just kidding. Lil Bobby is out. And singing.

Break.

Back.

Back row girls are safe again.

Front row. Brenna is safe. Suckhy. Kinnik is safe. Melissa is safe. Heather and Stevie are walking to the front of the stage oh wait he sent Heather back and Stevie is out good.

Break.

Back.

Front row guys are safe. That's 2 eekina guys Ace and Chris oh my god I typed Kevin why did I type that.

Back row is on stage. Patrick. Bucky. Dad and William. Are safe yes!! David and Gideon are safe. Sweet the 4 eekina guys are safe.

Bucky and Patrick.

Patrick went home. Oh he was almost okay.

Top 24 Guys: Eekina the 4 eekina guys!

Recap of last night's suckfest.

David!!! Chris!! William!! ACE OGMGOMGOGM!! And that dad.

Judges.

Whoa like a half scream.

A journey. Wow so much screaming I almost died.

NO ONE wants to squish Kevin. GOD.

Break.

Back.

Patrick Hall - "Come to my window". Oh no you didn't. Oh those judges said stuff danm I wasn't listening. Oh just to Randy. Paula was like we need you stay. N Simon was like sucky song n bad for you so get out of here you lil' man. Contro-VERSY! Sorry. I just really felt the need to do that. 1-866-IDOLS-01

David Radford EEEEEEE!! I love you: "Crazy little thing called love." Please be better than Fantasia. He's trying to Elvis what is this. Lol and he's all does that look at the girls. Dun make them like you. K you so love one of them. Ooooh your mom loves you. What was that like move. Who are you always doing that thing at!! OOOOH IT'S PARIS I KNEW IT!!! OMG DAVID AND PARIS SITTING IN A TREE, S-I-N-G-I-N-G, FIRST COMES AUDITIONS, THEN COMES HOLLYWOOD, THEN THEY'RE IN THE FINAL 2 TOGETHER. God that sucked. Randy hated it. Paula loves it. N Simon says kind of a joke but audience will like it. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Break. Bucky is next.

Back.

Lil' Bo Constantine - "Simple man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Do you eat straw I bet you do you lil' cowboy. K I thought you were like a Bo but apparently you are a Kurt or like one of those country rock dudes...ooh like Kid Rock! Who never were too interesting. The judges were okay about it. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break. Williamina nextina why would you put a break on god.

Back.

WILL MAKAR OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU: "I want you back" by the Jackson 5. K learn how to sing and stop making those faces. Your face will freeze. Randy said something. Paula said all the girls love him n his face is like yeah I know. N Simon is mean. N all the girls boo. Hey you girls shut up he's mine. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Lol where there's a Will there's a Sway that was great Ryan.

Sway Penala - "On bended knee" by Boyz 2 Men. K it's kind of bad. K that hurt my eyes lil' sway. RAndy said something. Paula said it was good. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

Back.

Chris Daughtry ogmgomg I love you: "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovi. Everyone loves Chris. 1-866-IDOLS-06 god there's no 9 why can't I get that.

Kevin Covais god you're such a little one - "One Last Cry" by Brian McKnight. Ahahah those faces he makes. N if he was actually meaning this everyone would cry cuz they'd be like NOOOOOOOOOOO KEVIN IS SAD. N Randy was like dude that was the bomb n Kevin was like yup I know. K Kevin I don't think Paula meant in that way he's like oh yeah. N Simon was mean. Dun be mean to my lil' one even though I hate him. K you messed it up by pausing. N all the girls pinch his cheeks. He's like you'd go up to him n be like SKISH MUCKWAT n he'd be like what are you doing n I'd be like what am I NOT doing yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Gedeon McKinney god he's like telling a story. "Shout". K this song is dumb. And so are you. N Simon was like I hate your smile. Yeah well he is pretty ugly. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Elliot Yamin - I have no idea what he even sang. But he's like a monkey. N Simon was like you're the best guy ever. Um yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Back.

Bobby Bennett - "Copa Cobana" god what is this like bar song. Get out of here you're retarded. N they even all say. Lol Paula that was great Old McDonald had a frickin' farm I could die. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. Ace next omgina.

Back.

Ace Young - "Father Figure" by George Michael. Rawr. K that guitarist is like the scariest. N Ace is all omg I'm Ace. N everyone dies. And Randy laughs. N Ace is like why is the dawg laughing at me. Lol that was great. Randy says he's hot and can sing omgina how could this be on such a crappy show like this. Well not those exact words but still. N Paula is like rawr even guys will love you. N Simon is all like Elliot was better but still great no Elliot is a not best monkey. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

Break. God the dad next.

Back.

Taylor Hicks god this dad - "Levon" by Elton John um don't do this Billy Klippert owned song man. N I can even predict your dad movements as you do them you're such a dad but everyone loves you. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 12.

AI5 Top 24: 12 girls

Kellie!!! And a lot of other peeps. God I hate you Brenna.

Break.

Mandisa: "Never run away". Or something. Randy says she showed her personality. Paula said she was brave to sing heart. Simon says she has an unbelievable personality and he can see her through to the finals. What, of The Biggest Loser? Sorry. 1-866-IDOLS-01

KELLIE!!: "How far" by Martina McBride. Hey, it's Carmen, Carrie, and Ashley all in one. Hey it's the back of Ace's head. Randy said he doesn't think it's the best he's seen from her but it was still good. Paula says she's got the likability factor. Simon liked it. She talks about her grandpa. Like all the time. 1-866-IDOLS-02 do it peeps.

Break. Now with even more nacho flavour. God those nerds.

Back.

Becky O'Donahue god I've seen wayyyy too much of you in like gross ways keep your mag pics to yourself: "Because the night". Randy says good stuff. No dog pound we did that last year. N Paula says that some notes were off. Simon says she's good but not good enough n that's needed for an AI. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

Back.

Ayla Brown - "Reflection" Yeah you're kind of a robot even Simon said. And me and Bubs talked all the way through your performance. N you wear those REALLY ugly pants that of course like losers like you would wear god Brenna wears them too that should teach you how ugly they are. Randy says he didn't expect it to be good but it kinda was. Paula said she was surprised. Simon said that her voice has limits n the song broke them but he saw some emotion so he doesn't think she's as much as a robot anymore. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Paris Bennett - "Midnight train to Georgia". Whoa calm down. Seriously you're like all blaahdglksjf. Randy says it's amazing. N Paula says she's her Idol. And Simon agrees. K dun insult her by saying she's like Fantasia. You might as well say she's like dirt. Ooooh her and Kevin. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

Back.

Stevie Scott - "To where you are" by Josh Groban. God you're so stupid how could you even think of attempting this. And I know what you're going to do before you start. And it SUCKS. Josh Groban does not do all those runs, EVER, especially in that song. You're so dumb. Sorry hon, this isn't a Christina song. Paula's stupid and apparently has never heard Josh Groban. Simon agrees with me, which he would because he's a Josh Groban fan. He says that she messed it up which she did. GOD Paula shut up I don't think you even know this song. Simon says America will hate it. Yup. Danm right. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break.

Back.

Brenna Gethers - "You are the sunshine of my life". K seriously peeps get a new pair of pants. Randy says keep your stupid personality. Paula says safe song. Simon says horrible. Yup. N she says all this stuff yeah shut up no one likes you. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Heather Cox - "When you tell me that you love me". No this is a group song you stoop. Randy said it didn't work for him. Paula agrees. Simon said it was horrible and no one will remember anything good about it. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Break.

Back.

Melissa McGhee - "When the lights go down". Kinda lame. Randy says not amazing but good. Paula disagrees and says it was a shining moment. Simon says that he didn't even know her but it was good but she's lifeless. Sweet, a singing corpse. Like Casey LeBlanc II. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Lisa Tucker - "I am changing" by Jennifer Holiday. Kinda bad. N I'm not even paying attention but it's like something you'd turn off and be like GOD what is this. All those peeps liked it. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. No wonder he has a savings full of Chinamen. What?

Back.

Kinnik Sky - "Get here". K that was horrible. N those peeps said stuff. Simon said lame. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

Break.

Back.

Katherine McPhee - "Since I fell for you". Everyone loves her. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Lol I like got so lazy at the end.

Now let's have a lil' recap.

The 4 eekina guys! God who does William look like.

Je suis tres...however you say bored in French. Ahahahah an apparently lack of interest. Yeah well maybe if your subject didn't suck so much and you actually knew how to teach.

Wow some peeps are dying they're like arhghghghgh. Like in Mortal Kombat. With like a skeleton ripping thing that was sick I never did learn how to do Fatalities and rip out that dude's brain and Johnny Cage who cannot fight.

Omg he's married! And I think he has a wife!! Lol that was great I'm so stupid.

What is upstairs.

Wow that was entertaining. Stinky little kitten. Like knocked me off the couch and then my head hurt. Still does. But it was warm upstairs.

How will I know him. He will know you. Find the tavern and we will speak again later.

What is that like dundundun. And he has like white eyes.

It is quite cold.

And now I can see what that William Makar video is called. Eekina William Makar!

Oh wait I have to find out who came 10th in AI3 cuz I totally forgot.

Omg it was like that Amy Adams I didn't even remember her.

Oh look that person is on again.

These chips are rather disappointing.

Rawr Ace Young an Ace Young.

Do we have any good drinks upstairs. Oh we better.

Oh wow like some fruit juice.

K these chips suck they are not BBQ.

Wow that person had a baby thanks for telling me little pig.

I want a hot dog. Like one of those ones you get at like a carnival or something.

Ooooh Rob Thomas like my fave video.

K this one's overplayed.

And ColdSuck.

Omg Rob Thomas/Anna Nalick so going to THAT concert.

And Sarah Harmer. That was like a end of grade 8 and then I'd be like noooooooooo that time in my life!!

K whoever like this person is. I have no idea. But her video is on. Oh like that guy isn't fake. He is too what she said he wasn't.

K that JM message me you lame.

Stupid planner. I cannot read through this crossing out. On a besoin de un somethingsomething magnifying glass.

Speak of the BM. Sarah just came on.

K why did the videos like break. Oh there we go. And william sang BOTW.

Wow so much Ev.

K that Ehles is coming over now and we're going to the mall with that Silvana.

Ai5 HOllywood Episode 3: Top 24 are chosen

Some peeps are waiting.

Hate you Kevin. Eeeeeee Ace!!!

Jessica Santos is home.

Bobby Bullard is going home.

Brooke Barrettsmith is going home.

Nick Whitten is going home.

Stephanie White is going home.

Crystal Stark whoever that is went home.

Bobby Dillard is going home. Way to have the same name as that other person.

Katherine McPhee made it. And kissed Simon and Randy. And Paula. But not in the same way. At least I hope not. Oh apparently so. Right.

Rawr Ace!!

Break.

Back.

Rawr Ace!! Is through. I knew that already. And he's like hahaha I knew it. YES I KNEW THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS!! Him and Chris that is.

Antonia Bridges is out. Who.

Eugenia Littlejohn. Is out. Who. Jeez. Get out.

Robert Bennett. Jr. Who now. Is in. Whoever now. I heard I'm in the FBI.

Mandisa Hundley. Was hurt by Simon's comments. And the fact that he couldn't provide her with a bigger chair. But she forgives him. Oh I'm sure he's overjoyed. And she's through.

Break.

Back.

Melissa McGhee. Who now.

Mark Locklear. Who now. Is going home.

Lisa Tucker. Is in.

David Radford!! Rahh! That was a weird noise. Why are you doing that in the elevator. And he is through. Knew that too.

Sway!! Dun try to be Ace Young. And is through. Knew that too.

Elliot is through.

Brenna. God you suck. You like hit your own ass. And you have sucky pants. And you got through cuz you suck well VTW is gonna love taking a stab at your you're already top of their list loser.

Marcy Smith. Nope.

No. No. No. No. To those 4 peeps that no one knows.

Whoa what now. I heard Giddian McKinny. Wait. Gedeon McKinney!!! I'm so smart except I can't spell these weirdo's names. And a weirdo that made that.

Stevie Scott. Is through. Who now.

Ayla Brown. Can you say boring. And through. Lol the younger dogs.

AHAHAHAHAH omg Chris got stuck in the elevator I could die. He's like so mad. I knew him and Ace would be in the same group!! I said that like the first day. Called it. And he's so in. Knew it.

Break.

Back.

Chris phoned home.

Paris and Becky are keeping a list.

Becky is in.

Heather Cox. God April Walsh I hate you.

April is out. YES!!!!!

Heather is in.

That Kurt guy. William the Convict or something. Danm he's like a country that's so disappointing. He's through.

Patrick Hall is through. Danm right you're not as pretty as Ace. Danm right no one is.

Kevin Covais. Was sooooooooooooo ugly. But grew some hair so got better. Still ugly though it's gonna take some time. And he's through. Like a 12.

Paris. Don't talk. Is through. Jeez. Break a window. You have to go kill her? Now she's like dying in the elevator.

Break.

Back.

Ahahahahah Terrell got arrested. I knew that. Darrell is wanted. Forgery, teft, identity fraud. Terrell is gonna turn himself in. AAHAHAHAH stupids.

Kelly Pickler!! I love you!! And you're through!! What did she even just say.

Hey the dad. You're quite annoying with your dad movements. What is this like dad music. And your dad harmonica. Congratulations dad.

Omg 2 girls 2 guys left.

Both the girls suck.

Kinnik Sky and Megan Bobo.

Megan is out. Kinnik is through.

Omg Syd and William.

I'll like cry. And I'll hate Syd forever.

William is THROUGH OMGOGMGOM I COULD DIE!!!!

12 girls.

12 guys.

The 12 girls are:

Kellie Pickler
Ayla Brown
Paris Bennett
Heather Cox
Becky O'Donahue
Mandisa Hundley
Katherine McPhee
Stevie Scott
Kinnik Sky
Lisa Tucker
Brenna
Melissa McGhee

Guys:

Ace Young
Chris Daughtry
Patrick Hall
David Radford
Taylor Hicks
Kevin Covais
Sway
William Makar
Bucky
Elliot
Gedeon McKinny
Robert Bennett Jr.

AI5 Hollywood, Episode 2:

Omg William Makar!!

Omg only 99 left.

Yeah god you get on everyone's nerves.

I'm tired of your hissy attitude too.

K that group ain't gone work.

Shut up Tarrell! Ooh you're gon tell Simon.

K what kind of lame group is that. What you're too lame to find some guys.

Shut up Tarrell!

That's cuz no one likes you.

WHAT did you just say. God you're stupid.

K just give up Tarrell they dun like you.

Break.

Back.

Why would you be in the same group as that person.

OMG IT'S THAT GUY!!!

K get a new group song seriously.

Paris. *nod*

Whoever that is.

Dun be mean Simon.

Paris is through.

Some person went home.

What is THAT guy.

And that guy. Messed up the words.

Jose!! Also messed up the word.

And that stupid Terrell doesn't even. Who was all like oooh let's practice.

But apparently that guy is the best.

And that ugly is through.

Sway is through!!

And that other dude!

Dun blame it on dat Anthony.

Break.

Back.

Blargh. Kevin.

Beh whoever Josh Jordan is.

DAVID RADFORD!!!

OMG WILLIAM MAKAR!!!

K Darrell wtf are you doing. They didn't cut Tarrell. You dumbass I can't believe you just tried to drop out. And then now he has to go apologize. Oooh drama.

Break.

Back.

Lol he can't even remember the name of that song.

And then they all make stupid words. OMG IT'S THAT LIKE KURT COBAIN GUY!!

Tyra went back to her group. God Tyra you get on everybody's nerves!!!

And that group she used to be in sucks. And Leah Barrettsmith went home. And her sis is mad.

AAhhaha Darrell has to apologize. Lol he's like a 5.

And Tyra's group is up. Meh. But she is through.

K what is this like group. DON'T WEAR THOSE PANTS EVER. Oh it's that lame group with 1 guy.

Omg they made a thing about Garet called Brokenote Mountain. About him and these guys. Omg you can't DO that that's SO mean!!

Break.

Back.

Lol good afternoon brothers.And those Brittnum's are staying.

And those cowboys were like bad. And Simon was like omg you guys suck and are drunk maids. And that Garet finally goes home. Um yeah ew. Yeah let him go Garet he's too old for you. So's the other guy just give it up.

Break.

Back.

And those peeps wanna look nice.

Solo time.

ACE!! KELLY!! That dad.

NOT ME!!!

I knew they were talking about the dad.

Omg this is it.

Rooms.

In Room 1 is the person that's not me. And Tyra and Ashley. Oh crap I got kicked out. Room 1 is out.

Room 2 is through! With Chris. And Sway. And Patrick Hall.

Room 3 is through. With the dad. And Paris Bennett. And the rest. And one of the twins.

Room 4. With the little one. And Kellie. And Ace!!! And the other twin. Who am I looking for...OMG WILLIAM MAKAR YES I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!!! And that Kurt guy.

Tomorrow. What Katherine McPhee does not get through?? Whoa calm down.

AI5: Hollywood Day 1: Hell week day one:

Kellie Pickler: It was kinda bad but she was nervous. YES she's through!

Patrick Hall: Don't sing that. He made it.

Break.

Back.

Ronnie and Steve. God they're like oooh I'm so good. Ahahaha you went home. Ohhh Ronnie's crying. And I think that's Jeffery "Ryan" someone.

Lisa Tucker - It's allright. Kellie's better.

Who are THEY.

What is that like cowboy.

Break.

Back.

Jason Horn!!!

Whoever that is.

And that.

And that.

Randy is yelling at them cuz they suck.

Why is she talking to them.

Paris Bennett omg. Don't talk like that. Or laugh.

Paris made it.

Taylor Hicks. What is this like dad. Like. A dad. Even Simon says a dad!! And the dad is back.

Garrett Johnson. Get out.

Break.

Back.

Day 2 omgina!!

Ace and Chris!! Dude I thought that was Constantine.

That sick person cannot sing. Hey look it's Camile. And she gets in.

Lol Michael wrecked another dream.

HOW is that even FUNNY.

I hate you like Brittnum twins but you got arrested so you're out anyway. Behhhhh what was that he like came out. Jeez. He like thinks. And they got through. Shut up about Carrie you nerd.

Break.

Back.

David Radford ahahahaha I love you.

Ace Young oooooh omg I died.

David again.

Ace again omg.

And they are through.

The other twins. The Simmons. Are out. Um they're better than those like ugly Brits.

Lol that like magic thing. That dad. Don't TALK Paris god!!

Get out Garet. And don't sing this. Dun say that lol. He made it.

Break.

Back.

Eeek Chris I was just talking to you!! Omg I love you!!! And through.

Mandisa.

Katherine McPhee!!

Dave Hoover!!! Omg I'd do that. And that. I love you lol. Lol he like jumped on the table and he's like Paula's fave. Noooooooooooooooooooo Dave I love you!!!!

Next week: Everyone cries cuz Dave is gone.

AI5 Auditions: Round 7: Boston, Masachusettes - The city of patriots...or something...wow that a took a while to figure out where Boston was lol I'm dumb.

Lol some police. And that bad dude.

Ahahah they got rained on so much. Yeah shut up.

Hey it's Ghost. Sup man. He flows with a slow style. Dude you're too stupid to say melodic. Lol! N...i...g...h...t? Oh, night! Lol I'm an idiot. Lol that one guy. Lol that's why he rapped. Bye dude.

Oh dude. Ayla Brown. I know her. I thought she'd be black. Apparently she's been pimped for a while. She has. Or maybe you couldn't sing that. I agree with that Randy. And Simon. K shut up you're annoying stop talking. I already knew she made it.

K don't be Jasmine Trias. Oh dear. Lol. Simon's like what are you doing. Lol. K let's keep this PG people.

Lol!

Lol Paula's just like shaking her head. Hey it's Ashlee Simpson!!

God people stop sending me these stupid things over MSN I don't care!

Break.

Back.

The O'Donahue twins. I thought there was only Becky. Oh wait, only Becky's singing. And she got in.

Tatiana Princesa-Ward. Or something. Her mom married a black man and her grandmother hates her. Or something. Lol weirdo. And she is in.

Break.

Back.

A bunch of peeps that I missed cuz I was in the bathroom.

Hey a Cher impersonator. I don't get that insult. Lol.

Break.

I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamberger. I want to buy a hamburger!! I want to burger. Lol.

Back.

What is THAT! Or you could not. That'd be nice. Or maybe you could. Yeah it's fine. Just don't look at me. Might be okay when your hair grows out.

Oh dear. It's a montage of the bull frog song. Lol like a star wars. Lol I knew it was gonna switch into the actually Joy To The World to song.

Break.

Back.

Ahhhh it's a Clay wanna-be. Get out!! Vince over night? Oh...in the still of the night lol. K he's gonna go to the bathroom and then come back. Lol he like runs and there's like some slow clip. This show is so retarded. Ahahhaha what a dork.

Sweet audition recap. Lol they're playing Bad Day.

Stupid guy! Lame. Lol. Omg Crystal. Kelly!!!! And that freak. And her. Lol omg. That metal mouth. And that dancing guy. And her. ew. Lol that was mean. Cuz your sun sucks. CHRIS!!! Katherine. Taylor. Ew those nerds. That russian. Paris. Ew. Zachary Travis. ew. Omg that swear. That cowboy. OMG DAVE!!! Jason!!

Omg a preview of tomorrow. Who is that like Kurt. That cowboy. Jose. Kellie!! A Brittnum twin. And that guy. Another Brittnum. Chris!! Dave!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 6: Austin, Texas

Julian Riano. Wtf is a lemon tree what is this song lol.

Michelle Lapoint - Yup.

Arthur Mayfield: What are you doing man.

Donnell Bolton - Whoa it's like mouse usher.

Some person who is annoying and ugly. Oh that freak who draws Paula. Um that looks like mj. K you're dumb. Paula Goodspeed. Yeah my heard already hurts thanks. Lol a bridge of metal Simon you're mean.

Break.

Back.

What is that like zombie. I'm so confused there's like 50.

Lol like some horror movie.

Hey it's Jason the funeral director. Yeah or you could not sing it. Or maybe you can yeah go ahead. And he's in.

Cierra Johnson. Or you could not sing it. Yeah just stop. Yeah don't do it again.

Yeah throw your stuff everywhere.

Lol a twin.

Break.

Back.

Some person who almost died. And apparently she can come back in 20 mins.

Jeffery Pollock. He does not know why he is the next AI.

But his friend Rickey Hayes does cuz he is a legend yo. And is through.

Ashley Jackson. Oh wow a fit model. Or you could not. K they're like talking. K that's weird how can you sing with your mouth closed. And is through.

Oooh burn.

Break.

Back.

Ronnie Norman or something. Everyone's his friend. And he gets along with the ladies. It's not that funny man. And he is through. Meh. Maybe if he wasn't so like ooooh I'm hot.

Lol and Paula like dies cuz it's Randy's twin. Nope.

Lol Jeff. Hey that kid was hot.

Break.

Back.

And that person is back. Allison Shoening or something. Bye.'

William Makar. Rawr. Bout time we got a hottie. Stupid Paula says no...Simon says yes...omgogmogmogmg Randy please please...YES!!!

Break.

Back.

Tessie Mae Reid. Lol his face. More like 30. I think you're ugly. K bye. Lol a sack of potatoes don't be mean.

Jeffery!!

Next week: God more auditions! And then the top 100 omg!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 5: LAS VEGAS BABY!!

Lol Simon jackpots.

Lol! Ohhhh I get it what a freak. Lol. Lol they're so mean to him. Omg I could die. Lol they are so mean to him!!! Noooooooooooo dun cry Jamaica man.

What is this like Bobby May's sister. That'd be so funny if she got through. Lol he's so mean. Yeah that'd be good. Pfft Ryan you're mean.

My name's Mecca. I'm 12 years old. Sorry. No way you're 18. Through.

Break. Apparently the judges are retarded after the break lol.

Back.

OMG IT'S THE DRAGON GUY!!! Ryan Hart!! I love this guy so much!!! Lol "I'm bored with YOU!" what a burn Simon. Lol Randy!! Omg I could die.

K some like prison worker. Don't laugh ever again. Or sing this song. Heather Ward. I see. Through.

Break.

Back.

Oh like some gondola worker. Stop talking you're in Vegas not Italy. Yeah. Or you could not. Or maybe you could. K you gotta let this dude in. K you're lame Simon just cuz he does some boat thing. Hey that's mean!!! You guys suck. Noooooooooo peppy!

Ahhhh that guy's scary. Lol you're mean Simon. Lol. I agree dude, I agree.

Um. Ew. No thanks Anthony. K is your gf blind. Why do you have 75 animals. What I hope to take away from this American Idol experience is...some Slim Fast? No sorry, carry on. Bye ugly. Lol Simon "Just as well we couldn't afford the food bill."

Um no dang twins.

Break.

Back.

Yeah I'm gonna break your Ipod. Don't laugh. Do you have to TALK at the same time. Bye dang. Like oh my god.

K you're boring. Lol people stop ruining BSB. Lol they like all sing.

Lol CSI. This is great. K get OUT of here.

Break. Guh I'm tired.

Back.

I'm becoming an American. Sorry. Your name is what now. Lol do you have any batteries. Omg this like Russian lol. That's great bye. Don't be so obsessed with eyes lol. Paulo looked at you?

Lol I'm blind/black and sassy. Lol Simon's muttering shut up.

Lol like montage of I Will Survive. Lol that one guy! Was that a guy. And that one. Lol I love that one guy. Lol again!! Lol he has a kid. Lol. Lol Simon's like so excited.

Break. Like some old guy.

Back.

What was that like Jack Osbourne. Hey it's Colin. Billy Instone!!

Don't sing that Taylor Hicks. The old guy is in.

Tomorrow Austin, Texas!! I just spelled it with an i god.

So tired.

AI5 Auditions Round 4: Sorry about the abscence last night but my bro was on and you didn't miss much anyway, it was kinda boring except for Kelly Pickler who is awesome!!

San Francisco!! Latoya Suckdon was from there and Nadia Turnsuck!! And William Suck!! Wow that was bad.

What is that. Heidi Fairbanks. Like some Hawaiien. Yeah looking like Jessica isn't a compliment. Yeah you're annoying. What are you doing. Like some opera. Versatility and pop shut up Paula is that like all you care about. K that was different. K Paula are you retarded Angels is NOT a Jessica Simpson song and if it is it's cuz she stole it retard it's Robbie Williams.. Come on Randy say yes...COME ON RANDY!!! Awww that's gotta suck you're so close to getting through and then you don't.

K what is with these girl/guy peeps god it's gross there's been like a billion. K what is your name Shawn Bestguess? Oh Vasquez. Dude you're a girl I'm sorry. That was great "What else do you want to do in your life" "I want to sing" "Well you can't" lol!! Lol and he just is so mean lol. K Randy what was that like noise.

Break. K what is that like some grandma.

HEY IT'S THAT DUDE LIKE JOSE!! I know him. Yeah I was looking forward to you until you decided to sing this sucky sucky song come on man. K who's Paul. Oh wait Paula ahahah lol I'm dumb. K why does Randy always say her whole name.

Was that supposed to be good. Oh I guess so.

They're FLYING out the door.

Lol I knew it was gonna become bad.

Pfft ahahahah yup I'm sure you sound like Clay.

DON'T SING THAT PLEASE!!! Ohhh man no. Get out Wolfy. See this is like my favourite song man Clay Aiken just stop. Clay would have punched you in the face. Bye ugly. Lol Randy "I like wolves too though". Lol Ryan. Eeeeek it's Clay and they are playing his song and showing his pic!!! Cut out this ugly guy singing I love that song.

Break. Thanks man I think my pizza's done. Oh god that's like a mom. But alas it is not. Shut up. Don't tell me to shut up you shut up. What. What do you mean I'm still on. You mean they're hearing what I'm saying right this very second. Well how do you turn it off. What red button. I don't see a red button. There IS no red button. Oh here it.

Back. Lol what is this like one guy. Like a robot lol. And Simon thinks it's so funny. K what Paula how can you say yes. And Simon says no. Oooooh down to Randy again!! Randy says...............................................yes. Um what. K I didn't see all of it but from what I did like wtf man.

Lol what is this like vocal coach idol. I'll bring mine too. Except I ditched her like 2 summers ago cuz she's lame lol. Yeah we don't need no stage mommies. Yeah or you could just not sing this. If you're smart you know never to sing it in front of me unless you're Jenny Gear. And especially not if you sound like Christina Aguilera like this person does. Lol they love it. Pfft very current.

Break. Dude Emma Thompson is Nanny McPhee that's like Prof. Trelawny man. DEGRASSI I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN FOREVER!!

Back.

K that guy's like asleep. Yeah no you're not bye.

Pfft shut up you talk too much. K why are you like touching yourself. Don't sing this please. Why are you on the floor. Christ is from the ghetto. Yeah don't be a poet right now. Lol Simon!! Oh no you didn't. I cannot believe this why would you EVER sing this like even as a joke. What did you do wrong? Well you walked in the room for a start. Lol Simon. Lol he's getting her job back. Lol and he did. I want to see that guy lol.

Shauna White. Oh a small town girl wowies. What is that like a 12 year old. What is this song. K she said contemporary not sucky. And she's in. Lol Simon's a little crazy today cuz he doesn't like the 12 year old.

Break.

Back.

Marcus Phillips. Lol that dude. Let's see all your trains that's all I heard. Whoa it's Taylor Gudgeon. Lol that one dude. Lol Randy that was the weird noise I was talking about earlier. Lol he's like a 4 thing doing person. Lol and he like so knew so he just walked out.

Jayne Santayana. Hey it's like Jasmine Trias except not really. K Simon why are you like saying wrong stuff to everyone. It is weird Randy. K you're not allowed to be shocked you stupid contestant that means you think you're good which you don't admit you egoist. Yeah keep the attitude to a minimum and maybe I'll like you again.

Lol a fire.

Well she was fine guys.

K that's like Latoya V.2 thanks Simon I love you. Lol Kelly Barbara whatever that was great.

Break.

Back.

God this like old mom.That's nasty. Oh gross Paula. YES SIMON I KNEW IT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOM!! Good Randy said no. Lol this thing between Simon and Paula "You weren't there" "I don't care I heard you" "But you weren't there" "But I heard you" "But you weren't there". Lol Simon left.

Whoa what is your name. K this story is done. DON'T SING THAT THAT'S GUY'S AUDITION SONG!!!! Yeah stop. Manuel Viramontes. K whatever a rivon is.

Next week Vegas what is that like Dragon lol Randy!! Lol Simon's like so excited.

AI5: Auditions Round 2:

Denver:

K why would you put that on your face. Um what.

OMG I SAW CHRIS!!!

Marlos Davis: Lol what a weirdo. Um don't sing Alicia Keys thanks bye. Yeah that's bad bye. Lol he's like all confused. Lol he's like no no no let me in. Bye.

Tiffany Christensen - What!! Lol Paula is like wtf. Lol Simon's face!!

Olivia Dudley - What is that.

David Horning - No thanks you can run by yourself. FAR away.

Lisa Tucker - Don't sing this it's like my favourite song. And it's better than that but sure why not. And she's in.

Break.

Amanda Berg - Yeah don't sing this ever AGAIN. Actually just don't SING ever again.

THAT'S ACE YOUNG?!?!?!!? OMG I SAW HIM IN THE COMMERCIAL HE'S SO GOOD AND I SAW HIM ON IDF!! Simon says yes. Randy says yes. Paula says yes.

Roshelle someone who like a billion people wear a letter of her name and she goes that's me.

Break.

back.

BILLY INSTONE!!

CHRIS OMG!!! I love Chris omgina. Don't be so mean Simon no one cares. And he got in like I already knew he was going out!!

Break.

Back.

K don't sing Josh Groban 1) You're a girl and 2) Don't sing Josh Groban

Lol a big fan of Paula's.

Eric Mena - Lol like some western thing. Lol and he just leaves. Lol the music!!

Garet Johnson - Yeah some cowboy. Learn to talk. What for this real eyed wonderer don't sing Elton bye. K but apparently not bye they were like you suck kina but not really k you're in. Lol he's so gay.

Break.

Back.

K what is this freak that can't talk and what get out of here not flawless.

And this guy like thinks he's so smart. Yes a nice Logan. Get out of here they're like Adam and Dirk.

Flawless is first (Nick McCord). K what's wrong with you people get out of here RUINING Elton god!!

And the nerd is next. Oh my god he's singing from Wizard of Oz. Lol and Paula was like making fun of him so much and he was like PAULA!!!!

Break.

Back.

April Walsh - I've heard that name. Yeah kind bad I agree Simon. But she's in.

What the HELL is that. Zach Travis. Is a GIRL. But he's not. Yet he wears heels and like girl stuff but he goes to the bathroom like Randy. Or so he says. Ew.

Tomorrow North Carolina!!

AI5 Auditions: 1st round: I'm back eekina!

OH YEAH!! It's started. I'm like dying to death so happy lol. A dream!! Of what Ryan. K that's over exaggerating it a bit Ryan Guy Sebastian's more popular than most these people.

My perogies better not burn.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT CONSTANTINE!!!

Lol that RJ Helton thing.

Lol a hate-fest.

That person was good.

CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!! OMGOMG FINALLY!!!

Don't be a brunette John Stevens.

K what is that guy.

And that person.

Oh that guy's awesome.

Meh that person is okay.

Some bad peeps.

Break.

Back.

Lol I love the windy city.

K get out of here you arrogant. Lol that guy. What it's Nigel! What was that like moo.

K I missed some girl Bubs will fill me in in a sec.

K that guy's ugly.

Oh god not twins.

Break.

Back.

Chicago!!

What is THAT?

The something Twins. Britnam. I'm sorry your names are NOT Daryl and Taryl. Lol wow they don't suck. K black people always sing these songs. Lol Randy. They're both through.

Hey it's that one! I saw her pic on IDF. K don't say that lol that's sick. Too loud get out. She's through.

K what kind of a name is Mandisa. Lol a bigger stage. Simon! Lol like France.

Break.

Back.

Lol Kevin Brennerman or something. Ew. Hey sweet he's singing Take A Load Off Granny! Lol he's so gay. Lol a rat.

Charles Berry. Lol this song! Get out of here. Simon's just like yeah bye. Lol he said to be a girl awww that's mean he like cried and Paula freaked at Simon lol.

K what a cow shower. No get out person and don't sing that song please k thanks bye. Lol Mad Cowell.

Oh my god don't be such a copy. Deputy Sheriff. Lol what is with this song. K we get that you shot the sheriff just shut up and go to jail. Lol!! Again and again!!

Break.

Back.

K that fatty get out of here you suck even street people will say that!

Lol a wedding dress.

Lol those like old people.

Lol oh god that statue.

Oh no that Fatty came back. Lol what is that song.

K which one's a grandma. They look the same how is that a grandma. Lol that guy is so gay!! Lol Simon!! They were like to the guy "What makes you different?" and Simon like snorted lol. K that's a GIRL seriously. Lol like a grandma/simon fight.

Break.

Back.

Awww sisters. They are both good. I like the one who's name is not Leah better. And they both got through.

K this person is gonna suck her name is Yvette Gomez and you can tell by looking at her that she'll suck. And she does. She's out. Told you.

Zachary Smith - Get out of here you Harry Potter character seriously don't copy HP6 man. Meh he's allright. Paula says yes. Simon says noooooo. Randy says yes. So he's going.

Jessica Nelson - Get out so bad. Yeah shut up.

Meow catfight. What is with this.

Break.

Back.

Hey it's that JS copy don't be. David is 17. Don't be such a JS copy!! He's...in. What does Josh Groban have to do with anything.

Oh my god. Look at her MOM. Like what the. It's Ashlee Simpson and a 20 year old MOM. K that can't be someone's mom sorry. What was that like donkey laugh. K Simon made her bring her mom in. Oh GOD. What is that skirt like 1 inch. Dear god get out of here ugly. You and your mom oh my god.

Break.

Back.

What is that like THING!!

Lol that guy. K what is this like hashhash. Lol and he just walks out.

What is that like Russian. Are we talking credit card here.

K what is this. Yeah get out.

Break.

Back.

Nooooooooooo not more twins god!! Josh and Jarrett Simmons. K yeah don't sing this song. God slower than Ruben. And they are in.

Lol Crazy Dave I love this guy he's like retarded!! Oh my god I could die he's like jumping and screaming everywhere omg my stomach hurts. Omg he's through ahahahahah!

Break.

Back.

Oh my god ahahhahaa Moulin Rouge like 50 times that was great. HEY where did you go that Pippi guy I almost cried.

Previews of tomorrow OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CHRIS AGAIN!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Jonathan comes tongiht omgina. But I don't get to talk to him tomorrow omgina unless he phonesina or emailsina.

Sarah was here a year ago!!

1 day till school.

K now I must play ReBoot.

Sup. Sarah and Stephanie went home and my peeps went out so I am here. Eating sour scream and BM chips and drinking chocolate BM and listening to the Armchair BM's. Wow I'm talented.

Hey I wonder if they updated the Harry Potter FanFics on Quizilla yet I tried to get the extra scene she was giving out but you have to join Quizilla and the danm thing didn't send me my comfirmation email danmit. I shall go there and see.

Now Coheed and BM. They are awesome. I want their other song but my bro doesn't have it and I don't feel like downloading it right now so I'll see if Winamp Library has it later.

Sweet an epilogue. No kitten you can't go out god.

I want the danm scene!!! But this person's stupid profile is taking so long to load!!

Placebo is good too. Lol what am I.

Finally it sent it to me. Now I must go verify myself. Why won't the danm link go.

What the hell I'm trying to verify you asshead. I do exist god.

K apparently they can't find a pending request for that username or some crap.

SILVANA'S ON!!

Oh god it's moving again. And she actually sees it this time lol!

Sweet I can log in.

There I emailed that person for that thing. K that new story sucks sorry.

I love Mariah Carey. Yeah. I have varieties. That looks wrong.

4 days!! Till Jonathan.

Lol now I'm listening to Xtina. I have like the most broadened music taste ever it's great lol.

These 5 days betta go fast. Well the next 4 will probably and then Jonathan will be over so that day will.

God that looks like a witch. Anthony. Brb.

Back. Thoughtless is the best song ever.

K Silvana don't be dumb a kitten isn't going to kill you.

K Tarja talks weird.

K so tonight is Christmukah second night @ Stephanie's house, tomorrow is @ Sarah's house...on the 30th I have no idea what's happening that will probably just be a boring day...the 31st is New Year's Eve so that won't be too bad I'll see if Ehles can come over...the 1st will just be the night Jonathan comes back but I'm not phoning him or anything...the 2nd will be the day I phone him and he comes over!!

Hey it's the 3 month annie of I want to be the governor sweet.

This is me and Silvana's chart: The Important Days of Each Month:

The 28th:
sept: govna
oct: (b)ryan
nove: claremont audition
dec: christmukkah

The 20th:

oct: strike
nov: museum
dec: 3 month annie

The 23rd:

oct: strike
nov: colin
dec: 3 month annie

The 9th:

sept: pat
oct: dyed hair
nov: (b)ryan came to my locker/colin stared at me
The 6th:

sept: school/silvana friends with became
nov: ym shizz

The 7th:

sept: pat
oct: strike
nov: (b)ryan

Danm I was about to do something but I don't remember what...um...I don't know. Oh yeah. I want to go to the Loreal site to see when's the shortest you can go between dyings. Yeah you heard me. I dyed mine about 18 days ago. They said 4 weeks but meh I'll check the site. Yeah 4 weeks. About 4 weeks. Bleh. I wanted to do it during Christmukah but I guess I can wait till...hold on...another 10 days when will that be...

Finally someone's back.

Omg stupid compuer is like all blargh and it's taken me like an hour to just type this one line.

I should probably post this now before it like closes itself and I have to do that recover post thign.

hi this is steph and she is taking to frickin long to get dressed SHE IS SUCH A BITCH THAT I HAE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS. CATS ON CHAIR SO I CANT SIT DOWN. I KNEEL ON THE GROUND TO THE COMPUTER GOD. OW BOBBY IS CLAWING SARAH. OW, OW OW, OW OW. THATS A GOOD BOY. OW, HES CLAWING ME. OWWS! SO IF I PET HIM HE CLAWS ME. BAD BOBBY. THAT WAS SARAHS BIG CAT FIGHT, OH. WAIT. HIS CLAWS IS DIGGING INTO YOU. NOW IT TICKLES, WELL IM GOING HOME, SO HAVE A VERY GOOD DAY, AND MERRY CHRISTMAKAH #1!!!!

I posted all this stuff yesterday about what I got for Christmas and stuff and now it's gone! Bleh. K I'll just do this:

My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Jamie Cullum
Ev Live DVD/CD
Porcelain Doll
Rocky the bear
Red/Purple Fishnet Armwarmers
Fall Issue of Gothic Beauty Magazine
Harry Potter and the POA
Fluffy green pen
A door pillow monkey thing that says come in or stay out
A new discman

Lol me and Silvana are talking on the phone and on MSN lol.

Silvana what did you do. Whoa.

Oh god that looks like Ryan lol.

OH GOD IT'S MOVING!!! It really is omg I'm scared. Like the part of the ponytail is moving. There's like a ghost in the computer.

Sarah and Stephanie are over.

Danm I lost the post but I GOT IT BACK SWEET!!

Lol chrappy MSN.