I am so retarded. I just came back from seeing Mean Girls about an hour ago, which is a really good movie, and when I got home I decided to phone Alum, who wasn't home, then Jordan, who didn't answer. Then, for no reason, I decided to rip up everything to do with Jordan that I had. Melanie C "Lose Myelf in you" (I'm playing her CD). Anyway, seriously, I took his printed off my wall, ripped it to shreds, took his framed picture and turned it face down on my desk, then I went to my Math notebook and whited out all the stuff I wrote about him, took out my planner, ripped out the page in the back where I wrote about him, and rippped that to shreds too. Then I went to a page where I wrote his name like 60 times in a row, and whited that out too. Then I went to my email, and deleted the whole folder of messages I had from him, and took him off my list of contacts. I still have a whole diary of stuff about him, but I'm going to see if I can get him to read it before I destroy it. And I have a binder with conversations that we had in it, but I have to get it back from Sarah before I ripped it up. Oh, and I deleted his number off my speed dial. The only thing I'm keeping is the toy kittie he gave me on my 12th birthday, because it's soooooo cute and I love it, just like I thought I did him. Melanie C "Positively Somewhere". Such a weird song, seriously.

I don't know why I did it, though. We haven't talked in weeks, unless you include the time in the library Wednesday morning when I asked him what book he was looking for. I think it's because I thought about all the things he does, and how much chance we have of actually getting back together again. Whenever Shannon decides to be a loser and throw Guy at him (my pencil case) or something, he freaks out and like kicks it. And he tells people he hates me. Well, he hasn't done that in a while, but still. Melanie C "Melt". I swear to Jesus Roman, she's saying goat. What? Whatever. Shut. And then there was yesterday, when some asses in my class decided to throw my papers everywhere in Tech Ed, and Jordan did nothing about it. But it was funny, sometimes I go to sit with him and Andrew and Shannon, and I say "Shut up Jordan" he says "You shut up", except he doesn't say it in a hate way, he kind of says it the way he used to. No!! Don't go there, Rebecca, seriously. No "Used to", anymore.

I remember this time when I told him that I had watched a video and I was going to die in 7 days (The Ring, he hadn't seen it), and he actually believed me and he got so freaked out, and then he was so pissed when I told him that I made it up and that it was from a movie. He was like "NEVER do that again, next time do that to somebody who DOESN'T care!!" AI3 Top 9 "Elton John Medley"...NO!!! JOHN-NNY!!!!!

My phone is a piece of crap, seriously. It started staticing when I was talking to Kristina, but then a few people phoned for my mom, who isn't here, and it stopped doing it. Then I phone Alum, and it starts doing it again. Seriously, it was so bad, he could not hear me at all. Everything I said he was like "What? I can't hear you!" and then I said something else and he was like "Hmmm?" and then he kept saying "I can't hear you" as if I didn't know that, so I was like "Okay, I think I KNOW that!!" and he heard that, so. I just started laughing everytime he said he couldn't hear me because it was so hillarious. And then I put him on speakerphone, and it got a little better. And then it was funny because he's like "Okay it's better...no wait it's not...wait it is...no, okay it's messed up now". And then I got so mad I was like "What the freaking hell!!" and then he was like "Okay, I'm gonna go because--" and then my phone totally died. And I was like "Oh crap." I got to ask him whether he was mad at me, and he said no, why would he be. And then Kristina phoned me back and the phone was fine. I really want to phone him back, but I don't want it to happen again, so I'm just gonna ask my dad what's wrong.

Okay, I'm watching the results show right now:

Ryan put them into two groups: Group A - Fantasia, Latoya, Diana, and Group B - John, Jas, and George. Group B is the bottom 3. Sandy said on MSN she was said, and she only likes Diana, so I thought Diana was going. Now I'm utterly cofused. She said that to throw me off. What a bitch. I was so freaked I was like "No. NO. NOOOOO!!!!!" Seriously. I need water.

Randy says it's the correct bottom 3 and one of them deserves to go. Shut up, ass. Oh crap, Ryan's sending someone back. Oh shite, it's Jasmine. That's good. Ryan said "George, step back, to let Jasmine go back". What a pig. John and George are the bottom 2. Damming hell, this is NOT fair!! They can't send George home, he's so cool! They can't send John home, he'l miss Big Band Theme next week!! Now there's adverts. What the hell? A guy is breathing fire out of his mouth from eating a hamburger. Idiot promos. Why the hell isn't my mom home yet? Idiot mom. Okay it's coming on. It's on. Oh my god I'm so scared.

No!! It's John. I'm not gonna cry. Okay, I'm crying. No, I'm not. It's okay. He's singing again now. Jasmine's totally crying. So's Diana. Don't act like you're sad, Paula, everyone knows you don't give a damn. Wow, he's getting to sing the whole song. No one ever gets to do that. Don't cut him off, you fucking promos, those bastards can wait for the fucking OC!!!

Tuesday: Latin music with Gloria Estefan as Guest Judge...incredibly boring night, I must say.

Tasia Rino - "Get on your feet". She was okay. She yelled out "This one's for Jennifer, we love you baby!" which got me so pissed, but still, she was good. I listened to her song again today. But no, I do NOT like her, don't even think that, ever.

George Huff - "Live for loving you". He was really good! He said listen like twice and he did this totally scary thing with his eyes, it was funny.

Latoya London - "Rhythm is gonna get you". She sucked. Hell. And she was incredibly ugly, seriously.

John Stevens - "Music of my heart". He sucked mildly. But he's still hot. The first part was good. He sang it for his grandmother, which is so sweet. Haters are actually phoning the producers and death-threatening John. That's so horrible. Come on people, he's a 16 yearold kid who's just doing what he loves, and hasn't hurt anyone. Losers.

Jasmine Trias - "Here we are". She was the best of the night, even though her throat messed up at one point.

Diana Degarmo - "Turn the beat around". I haven't decided if she sucked or not, I'm listening to it again right now. Yeah, she sucked. If you want a good version of that song, download Carmen Rasmusen's from last season's Disco Night, which was WAY better.

I didn't vote last night. There was no one worth voting for. I was going to put one vote in for Jasmine, but then the computer wasn't working, so. Carmen, Kim C, and Trenyce from Season 2 were on On Air With Ryan Seacrest today, giving their takes on last nights show, and saying who they thought was going to go home and who was gonna win. Kim said Jas was going, Carmen said John, and Trenyce said George. And they all said Latoya was going to win. Not if I can help it, sorry Carmen. They're on Ryan's show every Wednesday, which I didn't know till today, but it's good that I do.

Here's a conversation me and Sandy had in my Math notebook today in Math class: the one that starts out with R, then goes to J, then D is me, and then the P and B and W is her. We do that so people who look at it won't know it's us.

R: Do you think Jordan still cares?
B - What if you get punched in the face?
R - Do you think Derek made that up? (Derek said in Tech Ed that if someone was beating me up Jordan would step in and defend me, haha)
B - NO
R - LOL he was reading (Jordan had just gotten yelled at by Mr.Melnyk for reading during a lesson, that is so him)
B - Okay
R - Maybe I'll write Gordon a note
P - I'm so sleepy
R - Way to go you just made me yawn lol :o
P - Yeah!
J - Mmm donuts lol double glazed (Mr.Melnyk was talking about double glazed windows or something retarded like that)
P: Ya yummy
J - Whoa...I just figured out who my fave AI is
W - Who?
D: JT...ooh I just got looked at!! (I looked up at the clock and then when I looked back Jordan was looking at me)

Diana Degarmo "One Voice". Now I'm just reading over a conversation that me and Sandy had about Jordan. We have like 8 pages of notes in here, I have to rip them out and stash them away in case Melnyk wants to do a notebook check or something retarded like that. Jennifer Hudson "Heat wave". Now I'm looking at the time when me and Shannon were writing in Social Studies during the crappy video we were watching on castles. They had video game music, like from Shing Force II, seriously. Sweet. Elizabeth Letendre "The first ever I saw your face". How the hell did Elizabeth Letendre get there? Oh yeah, the wildcard show. Haha, now I'm reading the conversation that I had with Neeto and Calum at their lockers, which I wrote down for Sandy later. I gotta phone Gordon to tell him about the extremely pissy letter I left in his locker today after school. Jennifuh, OUT!!!

Cripes? Who the hell says cripes, seriously? Ugh. I'm working on crappy science homework again, what fun!! Actually, it's crappy math homework, but whatever. I just gotta get it done before mum comes home, because she'll get so pissed if she finds out I'm doing math homework while on the computer. Camile Velasco "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". Damn ratios combined with triangles. You suck. Diana Degarmo "My heart will go on".

J 2 8 Find J: 2 J J = 2x40 J = 10 Find I: 2 8 I = 8x8 I=32 =
--- = --- = --- --- = --- ------- --- = --- ------
40 8 I 8 40 8 8 I 2
(known
ratio)

That is seriously one of the questions. Question 6, to be exact. I just finished one of the pages. I still have another triangle one, Science experiment #8. I also had to find two pages of internet research on the Medici family, but I did that when I got home, so all I have to do is print it out, which I'll do later. Jennifer Hudson "No one else on earth". Okay seriously, I gotta go, I have to finish my homework because I have to watch Jen perform on ET at 7, but first, a few song spoilers for tonight's show:

Fantasia - Get on your feet
Diana - Turn the beat around (Carmen's song from Disco night, if she screws it up I'll kill her)
John - Music of my heart (extremely messable upable, if you get that)
Jasmine - Here we are

If you want the rest you can go to www.idolforums.com but if you're on the West Coast it's a bad idea because the Easterners have already seen it and they'll say stuff about the performances, so. I'll try to get my recap up tonight after I download the songs. Seacrest, out!

Okay, I am so freaked out. You can tell I'm freaked out, because I never make more than one post a day. And plus, I'm not listening to music. Well, that's because the TV's on, but still. You know WHY I'm freaked out? Because I have to go to Peer Mediating tomorrow. With Calum. Because I'm mad at him. Because he's being an ass. It was Neeto's idea. That's all I can say. Cripes.

I just finished watching Lizzie McGuire (the one where Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo sneak out to a party they're not allowed to go to), and now I'm talking to Ariel on MSN. We're talking about how Alistair Hayward is so opinionated and he always thinks he's right even when he knows he's not. I was just getting mad because he keeps saying that John Stevens and Jennifer Hudson and Jenny Gear suck, and Fantasia is the best, and that if I don't think that that it means I'm deaf. But I know it's not true, in my opinion, and everyone's entitled to their own opinion, so. Wow, that's the most sensible thing I've ever said on here. Shut up.

Oh, I have some more people to add to the list of singers that people say I'm better than:

Jennifer Hudson (my mom and Kristina just said that)
Jenny Gear (Thank you, Alistair!)

Jennifer Hudson "I believe in you and me", from the Wildcard results show after Randy announced that he had picked her. That was when I started liking her, was at the Wildcard show, and I was happy Randy picked her.

Oh my god, www.johnstevenssucks.com, is so hillarious. I love John, but still, it's so pathetic, it's funny. George Huff "Take me to the pilot". George is very sick at the moment, his athsma caught up to him during last weeks performance which is why he sounded so bad, and he's really ill, I'm really upset about him. He's still sad about Jennifer leaving, because they were best friends and were hoping to make it to the final 2 together. When they met in the top 100, they wanted to make it to the top 32 together, and they did, and then they wanted to make the top 12, but they both got cut, so then they both wanted to get brought back for wildcard, and they did, and then they wanted to be picked for top 12, and they did.

Now me and Ariel are working on one of my songs, trying to make it better. She says I keep yodelling and it sounds like I'm crying, but I can't seem to stop doing it, I got it from Carmen and it took me like a year to teach myself how, I really don't want to give it up, but if it makes my singing better, then I guess I have to. She says that I also do this like, really painful low note, which I got from Jenny. And she also says I overdo it too much, which I got from Jennifer Hudson.

I keep doing this thing where I open the AI3 song folder and close my eyes and move the arrows back and forth and up and down so I have no idea what song I'm at and then I press ENTER to see which one it is. So far, I've wound up with William Hung, two Diana songs, and Donnie Williams. Bah! I didn't even know I had Donnie on here. If he hadn'tve gotten arrested for drunk driving, George wouldn't be here!!

Okay, so Tuesday's show: Barry Manilow Night, with Guest Judge Barry Manilow!! GUY SEBASTIAN WAS IN THE AUDIENCE HOLY CRAP IT WAS SO COOL!!! The best thing was, after Ryan introduced him, everytime they showed Paula I didn't have to listen to her loser comments, because Guy was sitting right behind her so I could just stare at him!! He was wearing such a sweet hat, it was sweet. Wait, what the hell is he doing in America? OH right, his American tour. Sweet.

Diana Degarmo - "One Voice". I didn't get to see her performance because I was recording the show and I missed her, but I downloaded the song a few hours ago and holy crap, she was good.

George Huff - "Trying to get the feeling again". Holy crap, he was bad. But that's because he was sick and his throat kept messing up. Poor Georgie, the judges were so mean to him.

Jenni4Hudson - "Weekend in New England". Oh. My. God. She was so amazing. Just like...whoa. Seriously, I could not believe how good she was. But dumbass America didn't vote for her enough, so she got kicked out. I didn't cry last night, but I was pissed, and now I'm even more pissed because on Entertainment shows today all I've heard was Ryan saying "Jennifer Hudson" as the eliminated person.

John Stevens - "Mandy". He is so hot!! And he was so good! He totally did this Clay thing at the end where he held out his hand to the camera and just stared at it, but his hand was shaking so much that it didn't really work, but the audience screamed for him anyway, just like they did for Clay. And so did I. Of course. Whatever. Shut up, Rebecca.

Jasmine Trias - "I'll never love this way again". I knew she was gonna sing that song since like last week when someone said, but I didn't really believe them because song choice spoilers are hardly ever true, but I guess this time it was. She was so awesome.

Latoya London - "All the time". She sucked, badly. That's all I have to say.

Fantasia Burrino - "It's a miracle". She screamed, yelled, Macy-Grayed the whole friggin song, and made me pick up the remote and almost throw it at the televison, seriously. And then Ryan brought her ugly kid up on stage and she's like "Oh, this is a miracle". If I was her kid, I'd kill myself. Or better yet, kill her.

Wednesday:

Barry and the kids performed a group song "Let freedom ring", which is a new song by Barry. And then they did another thing where they put the kids into groups, 2 this time. Since there were 7 people, 3 went in one and 4 into the other. Jennifer, Fantasia, and Latoya were in group A, and John, Jasmine, and Diana were in group B. George was left on the couch by himself, and then Ryan told him he was safe, and then told him to go to the top group. Naturally, George went to group A. And then Ryan said something so hillarious, it's still funny now, "George, I told you to go to the top group...you're in the WRONG group!" Haha, that's so funny, George was like "HUH??!!" and so were the other people, Jasmine was like "Holy crap I'm safe, what do I do?" and John was like "Holy crap I'm safe, that means I have to sing again", and Diana was like "Holy crap I'm safe...I don't know what to think". When George got told he was safe, he was rolling around on the couch and just screaming, it was so funny.

So then we have our bottom 3 - Jen, Tasia, and Toya. I have no idea where the hell that came from. So then Toya gets put back, and Ryan says "The person leaving tonight had the highest number of votes one night, and the lowest tonight". I knew right then it was Jen, because I know she got the highest number of votes on Elton John night, when she sang "Circle Of Life", and her lines were totally blocked. I didn't get to vote because I was busy and didn't see the show till Wednesday. I knew it was gonna be one of the people in the bottom 3, because Nigel Lythgoe said on Entertainment Tonight that "By the votes tonight, everyone will see that America got it wrong", and he likes all the black girls, so. I just thought was gonna be Tasia. Stupid pig, get my Jenny kicked out. If John goes, which he won't because he's got JPL's fans and DD's fan's behind him, I won't watch. And if I do, it'll only be for Di, Jas, and Georgie. I'm not worried about Jen though. I mean, if Camile had BabyFace Records phoning her up the day after she got kicked off to ask her to sign with them, then Jen'll have had record companies calling her the same NIGHT she got voted off. She's just amazing. America, you SUCK for letting talent like her go. But then again you know, you let America vote, you live with the decisions. You let me vote, you live with the decisions. I don't vote for one night, and Jenny goes home. Screw that.

Song of the day - Jennifer Hudson "Weekend In New England". GO DOWNLOAD IT NOW!! www.the-erics.com. Seriously, it's SO totally worth it, anybody who doesn't love it...well...they obviously don't like that kind of music. I'm not one to diss people's music taste, I hate people who do that. Ah dammit, Migwint just went into Mum's room, now I have to go piss her out. Um...take her out, sorry. My bad.

Thursday's results show...um...well...like, whoa....

The whole top row was safe (Latoya, Fantasia, George, Jasmine, and Jen), which meant JPL, Diana, and John were in the bottom 3. John Stevens "As time goes by". So then Diana got put back, like I thought she would be. My mom thought John was gonna get put back so she was like freaking out, but I so knew.

And then the next person to leave was...umm...Jon Peter Lewis. Bah!! I totally though it was going to be Johnny, I was getting ready to accept it, I was like "Okay well, I guess my boy's going home". I just flipped out when I heard JPL's name, I could not believe it. I was so happy. It IS a little sad now, but he sucked Wednesday night so he sort of deserved it. The best thing about it is that now all the PenPals are voting for John Stevens, and there are a ton of them, so he's totally going to get into at least the top 4 if he doesn't win it.

I just remember that in Uglito's version of "Summertime" she said "Your MA is good looking". Yup, just because she's black she has to turn everything into loser slang. It's "Momma", you retard. And then after John performed they showed a clip of how they all get ready, and John came out of the bathroom wearing just a towl. Seriously. I freaked out I was like "Oooh holy crap!!". Well actually, they were ALL wearing just towls, but still, John is hot. And then he got dressed again and I was like "Aww, Johnny but his shirt back on, damn it!!"

So, JPL sang his way out with another version of "Jailhouse Rock", which wasn't as bad as the first one, but still, it was bad. He ran around the audience till he found his dad and then they danced together. Aw crap, I don't get to see his hot brother anymore!! Damn. RJ Helton was in the audience!! He's so hot!! He came in 5th in Season 1. Ryan went over him to a second after he had interviewed the guy from Tru-Calling or whatever, which Tamyra Gray was on last night.

Christina Christian performed "Forever Never". It was so weird, it didn't seem at all like her, her hair was totally straight and she got bangs, she looks like Trenyce from Season 2 (5th place), seriously. Her backup dancers were freakish. Wow, Beverly and Elliot, the two headed freak. And Chubbo the Wolf Baby. Shut up. Christina was way better at the American Idol Christmas show, but still, she was good. Ah damn, I gotta go take a crap and then watch Lizzie McGuire, which oh crap is on now. Seacrest, OUT!!!

Okay, WEDNESDAY's show: (Movie night with Quinten Tarantino, baby!! Holy crap, he is mean!!)

George Huff - His favourite movie is "The Wiz". A black version of the wizard of Oz. Right. He said that ever since he "seen" it as a kid, it stuck to him like glue. He's gonna have fun trying to rip it off then, cause that's gotta hurt. He said the Evil Witch's makeup was so cool. He sang "Against All Odds". It was nothing compared to Marc Devigne's version on Canadian Idol Wildcard round, but Marc is the best, so. George was really good, but no one liked him except for Quinten. He said "You made me forget that I hate that song". Marc messed up the words, but George didn't, so I give him props for that. Props? What am I, Randy? Cheez. Shut up.

Jennifuh Hudson - Her favourite movie is "Sister Act 2". She said her favourite scene was when Whoopi Goldberg was glued to the chair and it was rolling down the hallway. She said it was "So hillarious". Hey. it LOOKED funny when they showed the clip. She sang "I have nothing", and if Leah's watching at home or in the trash can, wherever she lives, she's gonna be so pissed, because Jen did WAY better than she did singing that song in Group 3. Jennifer is just the best, she is so awesome. Haha, she stole Leah's song and made it 100x better. Sucker. Leah I mean, not Jen. Jeez. Whoops, my bad. CHEEZ!!

JPL - His favourite movie is "Dead Poet's Society", because it like has a good storyline or something. My mom was like "Oh, he has more points with me now, I guess he's not dumb after all!!" He sang "Jailhouse Rock". He SUCKED hell. He was so bad. He was trying to make it like his Wildcard performance when he sang Elvis, but it was way worse. Just...no.

Diana Degarmo - Her favourite movie is "Bowfinger" with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin. At least, I think it's Eddie Murphy. Anyway, her favourite scene is when Eddie is running across the highway between all the cars and screaming. She said it was "Sooooo funny!!" It did look funny, I gotta see that movie. You know what's funny though? That Dairy Queen advert where the guy's got the baby in the pouch around his neck and then he moves his head down and the kid lifts its head up and wacks him in the mouth! Now THAT is funny, I could not stop laughing, it was hillarious and my mom was like "Umm...that's not funny." Diana sang "My heart will go on". She was cheap, so I didn't vote for her. Quinten said "You hit all the notes and it was fine, but I DON'T CARE!!!" and I was like "Holy crap, he's worse than Simon". Simon said Diana is too young and is trying to act old. All the judges said about what a hard song it is to sing. "My heart will go on" is NOT a hard song. I can do that so. I DO do that song. Jeez.

Uglito - Fantasia's favourite movie is "Finding Nemo", because she says Nemo is just like her. What, ugly and annoying? Oh, that is SUCH a burn. She says Nemo is wacky and doesn't always want to do what he's told. Right. I cannot believe what she sang. She sang what JENNY GEAR sang on Summertime Hits night on Canadian Idol. She sang Gershwin's "Summertime". When I heard Ryan say that title I was like "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" She freaking RUINED it!! She was sitting on the floor the whole time (well, LYING on the floor actually, being a slut), and wearing this ugly dress and making ugly faces and being ugly. I hate her. I want to kill her. She's an annoying, snotty, ugly, bitchy piece of crap that needs to be thrown away. Or better yet, shot. You don't take a Jenny Gear song and turn it into shit, okay? You just don't. Someone needs to slap her and tell her that if she wants to ruin songs, she can stick with Beyonce and Macy Gray or whatever the hell garbage she listens to, because she's obviously getting her shitty style from someone.

Jasmine Trias - Her favourite movie is "Lilo & Stitch"!!! That wasn't really a surprise. Her little sister looks just like the girl from it. She said she likes it because it's about how important family is. Aww, isn't that cute?? Her favourite scene in the movie is when Lilo and the two sisters are surfing because it reminds her of her life in Ha-wa-ee. She sang "When I fall in love". It was aiight, and Simon said that the problem with Diana and Jasmine is that they're children trying to be adults and it's not working. Right. Diana's 16, and Jas is 17. They're ALMOST adults. What are they supposed to do, run on stage singing "The Candy Man Can??" I mean seriously, they give them themes like Elton John and Movie Night, and they complain. Right.

John Stevens - Hee! His favourite movie is "Aladin". What a hottie!! And his favourite scene is when they're all singing "Prince Ali"!! Hee!! How cute!! He said he loves the movie because it's so magical. Just like him. And his singing. He sang "As time goes by". It was such the perfect song for him. But seriously, I hate the stylists. They cut his friggin HAIR!! He looks like Ryan Seacrest!! Well, that's what Simon says. You should've seen John's face he's like "Ugh, I don't want to look like him he's a losa!!" but he was just joking, so. All the judges said he was wonderful and it was a perfect rendition, which is great especially coming from Randy, who hates him. Simon said John is great, but he has no charisma. Simon thinks Guy has charisma. That's what he said to him on World Idol. And then he said to Heinz Winckler that he didn't have what Guy had, which of course was "Natural charisma". Oh yeah. Right.

Latoya London - Her favourite movie is Finding Nemo too!! I forget what her reason is, but her favourite scene is when some fish drag this other fish down and the other fish like "Oh man, you guys made me eat!" I have no idea. It sounded like that, anyway. Latoya sounds like a fish when she imitates fish. Right. She sang "Somewhere". I actually had to look that up on the site just now because she was so boring I forgot what she sang. She was loud and cheap and boring. Losa!!

So the next show, the results one, is on in 20 minutes. Crap, I need some dinner. I slept in today and missed the class pictures and the freaking band pictures, which really pisses me off because Alum was in the band pictures, but whatever, there will be ones at Claremont, so. Maybe they'll do retakes just for me. Yeah, I wish, haha. Haha, Jonah Moananu. Shut up. I was talking to Alum today and he said that Stephanie phoned him up and left a message saying that she was sorry for talking to him but I paid her, or some shit like that. I'm going to kill her, she's such an ass. No one phones Alum but me, seriously. Shut up.

I'm listening to George Huff's audition of "You are so beautiful to me". That was in Houston when only Randy and Simon were there and they were kinda pissed at everyone because Houston had so much suckingness. George isn't as good now as he was then, just like JPL. Haha, Simon says that George can sing at funerals. He didn't want George through because he seemed old. Haha, George is like flipping out because he got through. He sounds like a monkey. Haha "Be young" and George goes "I'm gold, I'm gold!". I can't go on any American Idol boards, well Idolforums, because the show's already been shown in the East so it'll say like what people sang. Now I'm listening to Jasmine Trias "Breathe". Okay seriously, I'm going to just start putting the song names now, because this takes so much crappy time.

The performance show wasn't on yesterday because of George Bush's dumbass speech, I got so mad. So now it's on tonight and Thursday. Right. Shut up. Derek found out about this place by adding me to MSN, and he was telling everyone in class about it and how I put that I had hot pictures of Callan and those guys. Me and Sarah figured out what to call those guys so that we wouldn't get them confused. Callan's name is Lan, Callum's is Lum, and Calum is Alum. It's like I phone up Calum "Hi is Alum there?" his parents would be like What the hell. And then Nick was like chewing up liquorice drug shit and spitting it all over the floor and throwing it at Jordan, and then in Math Mr.Prescott, who is the new Vice Principal because Mrs.Reid has a computer disk in her back or something, made Nick apoligize to the whole class it was so funny.

Jasmine Trias "Run to you", from group 4 performance show. Oh yeah, group 4 was so cool. It was like Susan Vulaca, who sucked, John Preator, who was awesome, Heather Piccinini, who was awesome, John Stevens, who is hot and awesome, Jasmine Trias who is awesome, George Huff who is awesome, Lisa Wilson who sucked, oh yeah and Tiara Purifoy the water filter, who I kind of liked at first but then she sucked and didn't get to perform in the wildcard show. Haha, sucker.

Mmm, chocolate stick cookie. Okay, that sounded so wrong. Eh whatever, it's a cookie, cheez. Whoops, I didn't mean to right cheez I meant to write jeez but whatever cheez is better. Mmm, cheeze. Shut up!!! So Jordan got beat up today. Seriously. I think it was like the new guy Corey and Mitch (not sure if it's Tibo or Chin-Aleong), in the boys PE Changeroom, and then they got in trouble or something. Well, I'm not sure if Jordan did, but I was pissed off. Why would someone beat up a hot guy like Jordan? Jennifer Hudson "Imagine", from group 1 performances. Ah, it's so cowld outside. Shut up George, seriously dude I'm gonna kill you.

This weekend was shit, seriously. I had pink eye, an earache, AND the fucking flu. Whoa, I have never used that word on here before. I feel so bad. Holy crap, some guy on MSN just said I was hot after I just sent him a picture. But that's just Shane, he has a girlfriend. Haha, now he's like flipping out asking for more pictures. Ehh, I'll send.

Me and Sandy were talking in Home Ec, when we were making some disgusting taco salad shit thing, and I was telling her that one of the duty people at school like came up to me and started telling me how lovely and beautiful my singing was, and Sandy's like "You have fans!" and I was like "Yeah, you want an autograph? Cause they might be hard to get later!!" and she was like "Shut up!! Actually, you can sign my yearbook at the end of the year!!" Mmm, Pepsi with lemon. I stole some pop from my brother. Oh crap, that tastes like vodka. I told him not to put any in mine. Only beer. Shit him. Normally, Pepsi is crap but with lemon it rocks. DAMN IT, RODRIGO CORTEZ!! Sorry, I'm listening to his auditions when that SHITFACE Simon asked him what he'd do with the money and Rodrigo said Charity, and they said no. Oh, now Rodrigo is crying, damn. If Paula had've been there, they would've said yes. They were just pissed off at all the crappy people. But screw Paula, she was saying shit about John Stevens AGAIN on an interview show for the second time, only the first time she had Randy with her, and this time she dissed JPL too.

Haha, Shane is being so dumb and saying that I'm damn fine and gorgeous, I wanna kill him. Ooh, "Crocodile Rock!!". Now I'm sending Shane one of my songs. I'm always being compared to people. Here's a list of who people say I'm better than: (it's total crap)

Everyone on American Idol, all 3 seasons (someone actually said that, I'm not lying, this girl Mary from Ohio she's a HUGE Johnny fan)
Jennifer Hudson x2 (Shannon and Sandy)
JPL (Wow, that's a new one! I just heard that from my friend Meg in Toronto)
John Stevens (Alistair)
Camile Velasco (that's not saying much, anyone's better than her)
Leah Labelle (same thing as Camile)
Lisa Wilson (Meg, but Lisa was shit)
Fantastic Uglito (Shannon, haha she hates her)
Alan Ritchson (Haha, Meg, Paulka)
Beyonce Knowles (Holy crap Shane, you have got to be kidding, much as I hate Beyonce, there's not way I'm better than her)

Holy shit, I have a lot of JPL songs. But mostly John Stevens, DUH!! I'll be updating that list once I get more people, haha. I already have all AI people but that's just from one person so I want to see what seperate people think. Oh crap, Shane just said my singing was awesome and amazing. Yay. JPL "Rocket Man". Oh yeah, Elton John. Whoa crap, he yodells better than I do. JPL, that is, not Elton. But Elton does, too. Oh crap, the show is on in like 20 mins. Oh crap, Shane wants more pictures. Oh crap, lots of things, man.

Song of the day: Amy Adams "Dancing in the streets". Don't ask why, I just listened to it, man. Cheez. Shut up.

Crap. When I woke up today I couldn't open my eyes because of all the cold shit that was glueing them together, and so I had to wrench them open and then rip out all the disgusting yellow bits. Okay, that sounded so nasty. I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Shine". I like this song. No shit Rebecca, or else you wouldn't be listening to it. Shut up, George. George is what I call that stupid voice that keeps arguing with me. Oh damn, this stupid thing is on overwrite again which means if I try to edit something it'll totally write over it. No shit Rebecca, that's why it's called overwrite. Shut up, George.

Hannah and Gavin are here but they're out at Newfoundland with the rest of those guys, and so I stayed here because I'm sick, which really pissed me off because I love going up there. I could've gone, but it's really windy down there so it wouldn'tve been good. Up there, down there. Shut up, George. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "I survived you", which just ended. And I'm trying to get a video of Guy Sebastian "When Doves Cry", but the stupd thing keeps telling me that more sources are needed. I'm gonna more sources you, pig. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Perfect day". I've got Kazaa open on my "Measure Of A Man" playlist, so it's just playing the whole CD down. My mum was really upset because I didn't go with them and I'm here all by myself. Last time I was here by myself, I was watching Casper and Wendy and doing crappy Science homework. I have crappy science homework this weekend, but I have until Tuesday to do it, and I can't while Hannah and Gavin are here because they never shut up, so.

Yesterday, I went to bed at like 8:30pm because I was sick, and then I fell asleep and woke up at 12:15am, and freaking overwrite is messing me up!! Right. Shut up. Anyway, so I got up and then my mom told me about how Billy Klippert's CD is coming out in May, and we watched some rehearsal videos, and then I went back to bed and woke up at like 1:45pm today. Now I'm listening to Clay Aiken "Measure of a man". I'm so glad Hannah and Gavin didn't run in and wake me up, I would've gotten so pissed off. They were leaving the house just as I woke up, and then they came home, and then left again. Clay Aiken "Touch". Is what I'm listening to. Shut up. Ow crap, my eye hurts. Seriously, it like made me cry when I had to like clean my eyes out, it was so dumb.

My mom told me that Paulini Curuenavuli got a record deal. How cheap. And no, I didn't use the website to spell her last name, I've memorized it. And you guys are like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?" and then I take off my sunglasses and you guys are like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?". American Idol Auditions. Shut up. I like how, on the Australian Idol website (http://australianidol.yahoo.com), they don't even mention the fact that Shannon Noll has a number one album that went like 3x platinum, which isn't as much as Guy's, but still, it's kind of mean not to say anything about it. They on NineMSN Music though, which is one of the Newsletters you get when you have Australian MSN like me, oh yeah. Shannon's lastest video is a cover of the Bryan Adams hit "Drive", which shows him stealing some guy's girlfriend and his car, laughing at the girl when she falls down, and then wrecking the car and giving it back to the guy. Right. I think the girl in the video is Shannon's wife, because if it's not, she's gonna be pissed. Guy's latest video is "All I need is you", which shows him at a club with a bunch of multicultral people, which is another one of his peace things, which he is like so obsessed with. Oh crap, I was just about to do something, but I forgot what it was. And you guys are like "She was going to do something? She has a life?", and then I go "Shut up, George", and you guys go "Right.".

I am NOT talking to Calum again until my cold goes away because I sound like Camile Velasco and I can't say words with M's or P's without them sounding like B's. Or T's, because those sound like B's too. Oh crap, now Calu'm's stalker is getting pissed off at me because he found out I was lying when I told him Calum's email, which I totally made up, and Adam tried it and he said it didn't exsist. Haha, now he went offline. Well seriously, he has a picture of Calum as his display picture, that is just scary. Now I'm listening to John Stevens "La La La La La". Whoops, I mean "Crocodile Rock". He's starting to get Clay screams in the audience, which is so awesome, because it means he'll be around for a while. Maybe I'll watch American Idol right now, like on my tape. And you guys are just like "Good, go away" and I'm just like "Fine, I will", and you're just like "Good, do it", and I'm just like "Fine whatever, be a losa", and you're just like "Fine, I will". Shut up, Georgie.

Song of the day - John Stevens "Crocodile Rock". Oh yeah, and Christina Christian will be on Wednesday's results show to perform, which is awesome because I love her she came in 6th in Season 1, she's almost as good as RJ Helton who came in 5th, and I hope he'll be on there too sometime, and Quinten Tarentino will be a guest judge on Tuesday. He was in the audience last year chanting "Ruben, Ruben!!, or giving the 205 sign or something like that. I think that was on the top 4 night or something. Yeah, that sounds right.

Okay, so the Ha-wa-en dance was today, and I put flowers in my hair like Jasmine and wore a lay around my neck that I got from Brittney. I sang "Hero" by Mariah Carey at the Karaoke thing, and everyone was like totally making fun of me and laughing and this guy came over to me and started making horrible noises like saying that was me. Calum's friend Duncan was being mean, and I was trying to talk to Calum like I went up behind him and was like "Calum, Calum, CALUM!!" and he just like kept walking I was like "What a deaf ass!", and I tried to phone him at Sarah's yesterday but he wasn't home and neither was Jordan. I'm still at Sarah's right now and I'm listening to American Idol Music. Right now it's AI3 Top 9 - Elton John Medley. Camile could not remember any of the words, it was so funny.

Okay, now I'm back home and I'm listening to George Huff "Take me to the Pilot". We went to Mayfair and did photo stuff and Sarah printed me out a picture of like 4 hot guys, Calum, Clayton, Callan, Callum, and Alistair. Whoa, those names are like almost identical. Right. Shut up. Now I'm listening to John Preator "That's what love is all about". He went second in group 4. Haha, John Preator. Shut up. I remember on the Ski Trip I was writing that song in my planner and then Shannon was trying to show it to Jordan like as if I was writing it to him and I was like "John Preator, John Preator!!!" and Jordan was like totally mimicking me and I got pissed off. Now I'm listening to Eric Yoder "In the still of the night". Eric went second in group 3. And was brought back for Wildcard but didn't get to perform. He was such a Clay Aiken Wanna-be, that's why he didn't get in. Haha, Eric Yoder. Shut up.

I phoned Calum today at Sarah's house and asked him what he though of my karaoke yesterday and he was like "Oh, it was good, but I only heard a little bit of it", which is such a lie because he was right standing there the whole freaking time, but he was talking to his friend for a bit, so.

Song of the day - Camile Velasco "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road", which I'm listening to right now.

Okay, Tuesday's show - Elton John Night

Fantastic Uglito - "The Way You Look Tonight". Ugh, she tore the song apart and her earing made her look like she had spit dangling from her ears.

JPL - "Rocket Man". He was really good, especially with his yodelling. His jacket was hot, it was green with red inside. JPL's hot. The judges didn't like him. I hate Randy and Paula because they made fun of John Stevens on an interview because he was crying and they laughed at him and said he should go home if he was gonna cry so much. Losa!!!

Jasmine Trias - "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me". She was SO good, but they judges were all asshats and said she sucked. Shut up, judges.

John "Skippy" Stevens - "Crocodile Rock". Heee!! He was so good!! It was hillarious when he started going "lalalalala" because he sounded just like a singing elf!! The judges said he sucked. Shut up, judges.

Camile Velasco - "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". It sucked, but not that much. I'm listening to it right now. The one from the results show, when she got kicked off. At the results show, she changed the line "Back to the howling old owl in the woods" to "Back to the islands of Maui at home", which I guess meant she knew she was going to when it was down to her and Jasmine in the bottom 2. She sings "Pin house" instead of "Pent house". Right.

George Huff - "Take me to the pilot". Haha, he was so good!!

Diana Degarmo - "I'm still standing". That was the song that the top 5 sang on Canadian Idol. You know, the night that Jenny Gear got kicked off. Stupid voting pigs. Diana was really good, even though she has tonsilitis and larengytis (damn, I spelled that wrong, didn't I?", and so did Jasmine. I can't believe Diana was in the bottom three. Again. Stupid voting pigs.

Latoya London - "Someone saved my life tonight". Is it saved or saved? I have no idea. But she sucked, she screamed, and was friggin boring. I'm not saving your life, nope, sorry. Shut up, Latoya.

Jennifer Hudson - "Circle of life". Holy crap, she was so good. She totally blew the house down with a major powerhouse perfomance, and even Simon, who hates her, liked her. Right. She was the best of the night.

The results show was really weird. The sang an Elton John medley with like "Bennie and the Jets" which is such a cool song, the girls sang it, "Daniel, my brother" which the guys sang, and I totally got it confused with "The ballard of Danny Bailey", which I had just finished listening to. They also sang "Saturday Night's Allright For Fighting", all of them, but that's not what was weird. Oh yeah, and that boring idiot Tamyra Gray sang. She came in fourth in Season One, and has been dumped by her record label like twice. Haha, sucker. Shut up.

Last week on Idolforums people were saying that there was going to be some twist to either the performance show or the results show, and it wasn't on the performance show. At the results show, they put them all into 3 groups. Two groups were safe, the other was the bottom three. Group A was Jasmine, Diana, and Camile (bottom 3), group B was John, Fantasia, and JPL, and group C was Jen, Georgie, and Latoya.

After telling us that group A was the bottom three and that group C and B were safe (oh yeah, Johnny!!!), they put Diana back onto the couch leaving us with Camile and Jasmine. And then Camile got kicked out, duh. I was really worried about Jasmine for a second because I thought Ha-wa-ee was going to sympathy vote Camile and send Jasmine home, which would really have sucked because I just started like Jasmine.

Next week is Movie Night. Song of the day - JPL "Rocket Man".

I'm on Idolforums trying to explain to some idiot how to use online textmessaging to vote for John Stevens if you're in Canada, doing my Science homework with my books on the desk and the keyboard leaning against the screen and sometimes on top of my book, listening to music, and writing this. Now, if that's not multi-tasking, I don't know what is. Oh, and I'm also drinking coke. Mmm, coke. I'm listening to Matt Rogers "Hard to handle", from Soul Week. Haha, Matt. Stupid Americans, not voting for Matt. He acted really calm when he got voted off but I bet when he got home he was like kicking everything and being like "DAAAAAMMMMNNNNN!!!!!" Haha, I'm so hillarious. Shut up. No seriously, if you want to see something hillarious, go to www.idolonfox.com and watch Jaded's interviews with George Huff, JPL, and John Stevens. "I am fast like a wombat", and John is like "What the hell?". Shut up.

I'm almost done my procedures for the science experiments. Ah crap, then I have to do the freaking observations. What the hell are you supposed to observe when a walnut is burning? It burned, damn it!! Damn, now my stomache hurts. Freaking ice cubes. Now I'm listening to Jennifer Hudson "No one else on earth". Freaking people, put her in the bottom 2 again why don't you. I use the word freaking too much.

Freak, it's cold. Sweater. Pillow. Ah, cat mouse sheep. Right. Shut up. Yeah, so I didn't make the talent show thing, but I don't really care, I didn't really expect to and besides the school dance is next week so I'll just do karaoke again. I'll probably sing "Hopelessly Devoted to you" like I did last year at Claremont. God, I sucked then. And did anyone tell me? Nope, they just let me keep sucking like a freak. Clams are delish, whoo! Right. SHUT UP. I say shut up too much.

Who the hell is whistling? Oh right, the birds. I had this messed up dream about Calum last night, and he was acting like my brother, and I was trying to ask him a question and he was like "Nope, nope not listening, sorry, nope", which is exactly what my brother does.

Whoa, I almost just wrote shut up on my observations, holy crap. The theme for the dance next week is Ha-wa-en, so I'm going to wear a flower in my hair like Jasmine does. Right ear, so that people know I'm single. SHUT the hell UP! Well, actually, I don't know if I am. Jordan called me last Friday to tell me he hated me and to piss off, but then he said if I did what he wanted, he'd like me again. Those things were basically don't talk to certain people, don't talk about him, don't talk to him, don't be loud, blah blah blah vote-cakes. I think I messed up, but whatever. I'm actually starting to like Jasmine, I don't know why. Maybe it's the way she says Ha-wa-ee like a Ha-wa-en, with the exception of Camile, but Camile's a loser, so.

Now I'm listening to Katie Webber "So Emotional". This is like the only song I'm good at singing, aside from Crazy. Britney freaks out whenever I sing Crazy, she says it was made for me. Right. I wonder if I'd be getting my homework done any faster if I wasn't on here? Probably not. Now I'm listening to Jennifer Hudson "Baby, I love you". I love Jennifer, even though I called her a freak when she was chosen to come back. I seem to remember liking her in the original auditions in like, San Fransisco or Houston or wherever she came from. Oh wait, it was Atlanta, duh.

Now I'm listening to Kimberly Locke "8th world wonder", which is number one on the billboard charts. Oh well, at least someone from Season 2 aside from Clay is doing good. I remember when Jordan said I acted like he was the 8th world wonder or something. And then I didn't get it and he was like "No one ever gets my jokes and then they're not funny!!" Yay, done my observations!! They're really crappy, but oh well. Um, this thing is being really weird. Wait, never mind, it's all good. Shut up, Rebecca. What the hell it's messing up again. Whatever.

Now in the John thread at Idolforums, we're all talking about our John dreams. We're so nice over there!!! Especially the John and JPL fans!! I'm Merrill over there, so if you want to look at some of my retarded posts, go and look. Not that you would or anything, but shut up anyway. Damn, I just wrote "hydrocabon" instead of "hydrocarbon". What the hell is a hydrocabon? What the freak is wrong with this thing? It keeps going down another line after I write one word and then the word gets transferred up to the previous line. Whoa, someone's scientific. Shut up. No, you shut up. I'm not using very many italics in this post because I can't be bothered, I only do it with American Idol recaps.

Did you know that oil is a hydrocarbon, and that carbon has lots of energy? You don't care either, do you? Neither do I. I just wrote "Walnut oil is very powerful to start fires, and has more energy than sugar". Is very powerful to start fires? You can't say that! Whatever. Whoops, I almost just wrote Calum instead of Calium. I do that a lot, it's getting annoying. Then don't do it. I'll do it if I want to. Fine, be a loser. Fine, don't shut up. CHA!!!! It says to give examples of fossil fuels. What the hell is a fossil fuel? OH yeah, like coal and diesel oil and gas and propane and alcohol. Mmm, alcohol. Thank John Stevens I pay attentions in class. Whoo, walnuts are delish! I think. Except for those ones that have almonds in them, those are just sickening. What the hell is gas propane? No, gas, propane. That's it. Haha, Hank Hill. So yesterday we went up to Fisgard Lighthill in Juan de Fuca and it was just like Newfoundland with the freezing wind and the rocks and water and lighthouse and old war sites. I felt like I was in Newfoundland. Oh yeah, Jenny Gear!! I so have to go back there.

YES!! I'm finally done this crappy science. My conclusion is like 6 paragraphs long, I better get a good mark. Wait, I ALWAYS get good marks in Science. Oh yeah, go me!! Oh damn, now I have to do a stupid diagram of the four experiments. I'll do that later. No, you'll do it now. Fine then, be like that. Fine then, I will. Yay, my stomache doesn't hurt anymore!! That's nice to know. Yes, it is. I shouldn't be here. I should be like, out on Broadway somewhere. Whoo, Broadway is delish!! You don't EAT broadway, dumbass! Yes you do. No, you don't. Get a life. No, YOU get a life, freak.

I am almost done my diagram. It's crappy, but hey, all I did was get an A in Art. I don't know how. Mr.Butterfield said I had "Amazing potential". Right. My people look like computers. I have no idea where that came from. Haha, I just realized that today is 04/04/04. That is so cool, I just wrote that down on my paper. Crap, now I have to colour. Where the hell is my red? Where the hell did you put it? Um, if I knew that, I wouldn't be looking for. Yeah well, you're dumb. Oh, I'M dumb? Yup, that's right, you're dumb.

YES!! I am finally freaking done everything!! My diagram is actually pretty good. Now I'll watch Casper meets Wendy. Only because it has Hilary Duff in it. Hilary Duff is on YTV all of this week. Well actually, it was all of last week, and it's ending today. At 7 there's her interview on Hit List, and at 9 there's her interview on Girlz TV. Ooh, and on April 11th Clay Aiken will be on the Hit List at 9:30 for Part 1 of his interview with Danielle, and on the 18th is part two, I'm not sure what time it's on, I'll check the site later to see, www.ytv.com. Haha, wake up and smell the coffin, that's what one of the ghosts just said on Casper Meets Wendy. Whoa, I type fast. Damn, adverts. Maybe I'll like, make a waffle or something. I have to go to the library downtown at some point to get Lemony Snicket's tenth book "The slippery slope" to see if Sunny dies and to see who survived the fire.

I think this is my longest post ever. I have to put the Narrator on to hear him read it, that will be so funny. Whoa, someone on TV is like, sick. Right. I hope it lets me post because if it doesn't, I'm going to be like, pissed. Whoa, someone's obsessed with like, ponies. Oh crap, I just realized that the pillow I've been holding this whole time had cat fur all over it and I'm wearing black. Damn. Haha, you suck. Shut up. Mmm, waffle.

Next week's theme is Elton John. Whoa. I hope JPL sings "Tiny Dancer" again like he did in group 3. John Stevens should sing "Rocket Man" like Jenny Gear did on CI. Someone said Latoya should do "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word". If she even touches that song I'll kill her. That is Jamai Loman's song, man! Right now I'm renaming all my American Idol songs with the exact date that they performed. I can list off everybody in groups 1-4, which is the entire top 32. I'll do it right now. I swear I am not looking. You can even ask Calum, because he knows I can recite American Idol names like a freak, which means really well, if you don't know my language properly. Shut up.

Group 1: Diana Degarmo, Marque Lynch, Ashley Thomas, Katie Webber, Erskine Walcott, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Fantasia Barrino.

Group 2: Matt Rogers, Briana Ramirez-Rial, Noel Roman, Jesus Roman, Kara Master, Camile Velasco, Lisa Leuschner, Marisa Joy.

Group 3: Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Amy Adams, Jonah Moananu, Leah Labelle, Charly Lowry, Latoya London.

Group 4: Susan Vulaca, John Preator, Heather Piccinini, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Tiara Purifoy, Lisa Wilson.

The 12 Wildcards - Marque Lynch (pigs!!), Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Lisa Leuschner, Elizabeth Letendre, Eric Yoder, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah Labelle, Susan Vulaca, Tiara Purifoy, and George Huff.

The 8 wildcards that actually got to perform - Katie Webber, Jennifer Hudson, Matt Metzger, Elizabeth Letendre, Jon Peter Leiws, Leah Labelle, and Susan Vulaca.

The Wildcards who made it through - Jennifer Hudson, Jon Peter Lewis, Leah LeSuck, George Huff.

The top 12: Diana Degarmo, Jennifer Hudson, Fantastic Uglito, Matt Rogers, Camile Velasco, John Stevens, Jasmine Trias, George Huff, Amy Adams, Latoya London, Leah Labelle, Jon Peter Lewis.

The top 11: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Matty, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 10: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Amy, Latoya, Jon Petey.

The top 9: Diana, Jenny, Fantastic, Camile, Johnny, Jasmine, Georgie, Latoya, Jon Petey.

Okay seriously, I'll stop now. Song of the minute: Jon Peter Lewis "This Old Heart Of Mine". Ehh, it's just what I'm listening to for some reason. I have to go out now. Well, I don't HAVE, I just want to so I can get away from all you freaks! No seriously, when I get back I have to do my homework, which is like English, Math, and Science. Ah, the crappiness of it all.

Okay, sorry I'm like two days late on the American Idol stuff, but I'll just recap Tuesday's show (Motown Week) quickly so I can tell you who got voted off:

Camile Velasco - "For once in my life" was the song. She ruined it and sucked, sucked, and sucked some more. HATE!! I wanted JPL to sing that song, because I had just finished watching Ryan Malcolm's version of it from Canadian Idol's Motown Night, and when Ryan said that Camile was doing it, I was like "NOOOOOOOO!" and I almost left the room, I couldn't stand it.

Jon Peter Lewis, JPL - "This old heart of mine". Didn't like him that much. His hair sucked and he didn't sound very good.

Latoya London - "Ooh baby, baby". There are like no words in that song. She got hair extensions so now she looks like Trenyce. Boring.

Amy Adams - "Dancing In The Streets". Really good, Simon said she looked like Jay Leno. Then he said Jay Leno's sister. Jay Leno doesn't have a sister. Simon said he does now. Right.

John Stevens - "My Girl". He is SUCH an idiot! I said that if there was one song he should never do it was that one and he goes and does and screws it up. The Funk Brothers were playing in the background and they drowned him out, the only good thing about his performance was his high note and the fact that he's so hot, but other than that he sucked.

Jennifer Hudson - "Heat Wave" she was really good.

Jasmine Trias - "You're all I need to get by". She's good, but she's boring.

Diana Degarmo - "Do you love me". That is such a five year old song. And no, I don't mean the song is five years old, I mean that five year olds would sing it. She was okay, but really bad song choice.

Fantasia Barrino - "I heard it through the grapevine". Ugh, I want to kill her so bad. All the high notes in that song she got rid of with her horrible Macy Gray screeching. I don't even know what she was wearing, like some freak curtain thing. She added the word "Yeah" like 12 times at the end I wanted to throw something at her. She looks just like her mom. Ugly. Well, her mom had better hair, and not such an ugly face. Yes, I know I'm mean. Shut up.

George Huff - "Ain't too proud to beg". Eeek, Georgie!! He is so cool I love him so much!! He had this towl and he threw it into the crowd at the end of the song, it was so funny. And he said "Listen!" just like he always does, it was so cool!

I voted. Yes, that's right, I voted. Through Internet Text Messaging. Oh yeah. Clams are delish, whoo! Right. Anyway, I voted for like everyone except for Fantastic Uglito, Jasmine, and Camille. I guess I should've voted for Amy more, because, um, she's gone. Yeah, that's right, Amy's gone.

The bottom 3 was Amy, Jen, and Latoya. Yeah, that's right. Latoya. Oh yeah. It was down to John and Latoya to be put in the bottom 3, and John looked so sad he was going to cry because I guess he thought he should've been down there. That idiot Camile is safe. Not even another warning, just "Safe". Ugh.

So Latoya got put back, and then it was down to Amy and Jen, and I was like "Ugh, I don't want either of them to go", but I'm kinda glad Jen is still there.

When I find out what next week's theme is, I'll tell you. The themes have been Soul, Country, Motown. Eliminations were Leah, Matty, and Amy. Song of the day: Amy Adams "Dancing in the streets" and I'm not saying that just because she got voted out, I actually just finished listening to that song and I like it. If you want the songs go to www.the-erics.com. That has such fast service the songs are up on the night of the performances, in like two minutes after the show ends.

Okay, so today I auditioned for Totally Teen Talent 2004, which is a talent show of Victoria. Or something...like that. Anyway, I sang "Lean on me", I did it for GEORGE HUFF, man!! He taught me the dip and hands thing and the bouncing and the jumping and spinning, and the "Listen!" with the pointing of the finger, which I was totally too scared to do but if I get through to the finals I will so totally bring it. GORDIE TUPPER was there, man!!! As one of the judges!! He's one of the news guys from CH, he's so cool, I was like "Oh my god, it's Gordie Tupper! That's so cool!" and they were all like laughing at me and Gordie was like "Yay, someone knows me!"

It was so weird when we got inside because there were the people who were waiting to audition, and then there was this TV which showed the auditions, which were in the room beside it. The audition room was so cool, there were like lights all around it and they had a big sign saying your name which they focused on before you started. The first two performers were like these Britney wannabe dancers who danced to Britney music, and then there was this girl who sang "Reflection", only she sucked because she was too loud and forgot the words and shut her eyes when she was singing, which you totally should NOT do after what happened to that guy in the American Idol auditions. He was singing badly with his eyes shut and when he opened them Randy and Simon were gone and Paula was just like sitting there staring at him. When the sucky girl came out she was like crying because she knew she sucked and her like 6 friends who me and Mom thought were going to audition were like trying to convince her that she didn't suck, even though they knew she did.

My mom said that I was good, and that I did everything a good performer knew how to do, which is like stare straight at the camera because it makes you look hot, and smile, and dance, which I didn't even know I was doing, and my mom was expecting me to like stare at the floor like I did at my school talent show, but when I didn't she was like "Whoa, I didn't know she could do that!", so that's cool.

Plus, I think that doing this made Calum think better of me, because usually he's not that interested in what I have to say, but when I told him yesterday I was going, he like totally paid attention and asked me about it and seemed kind of impressed, which is really a good thing for him.

So, if they decide I don't suck, they'll contact me by April 1st, and I really hope they do.

Song of the day: George Huff - "I can love you like that". That is just the best song in the world right now, man.

Okay, the results show...you know what? Screw the friggin recap. Matt Rogers, Diana Degarmo, and Camille Velasco were in the bottom 3, I was pissed that Matt and Diana were there, so Diana got put back, I was very happy, then Matt Rogers got friggin SENT HOME!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH AMERICA???? THEY DON'T KNOW TALENT WHEN THEY SEE IT?? Shit, I cried a lot, I am SO pissed. Alistair Hayward is going to flip out at school tomorrow, he loved Matt almost as much as I did. John Stevens is safe. I'm happy for him. Matt is gone. DAAAAAAMMMMNNNN!!!!!

Song of the day: Matt Rogers - "Amazed". MATTTTTTYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Okay, so the top 11 show:

Diana Degarmo - She sang Martina McBrides "Broken Wing". She was SO good. She's become my new girl favourite since the top 32, I love her almost as much as Carmen.

George Huff - He sang "I can love you like that" by John Michael Montgomery, most recently done by All For One and Boys II Men. Oh yeah, I'm good. I heard that song like the day before he sang it, he did it so good but it was weird because he couldn't spin around because it was a slow song, but during the judges comments he kicked his legs up into the air it was funny. I think I liked him so much because the last time I listen to that song it made me cry about Jordan so it meant a lot to me that George was trying to make me feel better. I'm so messed up. But really, I did feel better. Ah, the emotion. SHUT THE HELL UP, REBECCA!!!

Fantasia Barrino - She sang "Always on my mind" by Willie Nelson. She was like trying to be cool by doing a slow song but she sucked and I still hate her and want her to die.

John Stevens - He sang Roger Miller's "King of the road". When my friend from Ohio told me he was doing that song I downloaded Dean Martin's version of that and I so knew he was gonna rock, and he DID!! He was so HOT!!! And so AMAZING!! In his package he said he always hated his red hair when he was younger because old ladies would come and mess it up. Haha, me and Sarah should do that to all the red heads we see. Watch out, Calum!!

Camille Velasco - She ruined one of my favourite songs, "Desperado", most recently done by Jeffery Dingle in the auditions. I loved that guy, man!! I HATE her, even if she does look nice with her hair straightened.

Jon Peter Lewis - He sang "She believes in me". He was kinda boring. There's not much I can say. He has two brothers, a blonde guy named Christian and a black haired guy who's really hot and looks like Clayton Akerman. Mmm, Clayton.

Jennifer Hudson - She sang "No one else on earth", althought it sounded more like "Earf", but whatever, she was still awesome.

Matt Rogers - Hee!! He sang "Amazed", which Josh Gracin sang last year. Josh's version was better, but Matt was really sweet and he was in the Rose Bowl so I hope he stays.

Jasmine Trias - She sang "Breathe" by Faith Hill. She was kinda boring, and couldn't hit the high notes. Still got the flower. She says having behind her left ear means she's taken, right ear means single. At the auditions in Ha-wa-ee it was in her left, now it's in her right. I wonder what happened? Her brother's hot. His name's Renato or something.

Latoya London - She sang "Ain't going down till the sun comes up". I am going to KILL her for ruining a Josh Gracin song!! Josh was in the audience and he pretended to like it but I totally knew he thought his version was SO totally better. What is up with these people and their ruining of Josh Gracin songs? Jeez.

Amy Adams - She sang "Sin Wagon". I knew she'd be good at country, it's her thing, and she rocked, man. Her hot boyfriend was in the audience too. I have no idea what his name is so I'm just gonna be like mmm, hot boyfriend.

I think that's my longest recap ever. Yes, I know I put all the song title in Italics but that's because I LIKE using Italics because they're from ITALY!! I LIKE IT, DAMN IT!! Whoo, I'm good now. Now watch Kingdom Maine Hospital tonight at 10 on CTV or I'll never let any of you read my recaps again! I mean it! GO!!!

My song of the day - Diana Degarmo - "Think". Awesome song, man, awesome song. The words are so damn hard to figure out though.

Okay, so who got voted out tonight...well, first they did some group performances and John Stevens did this total bass note it was so low it was like tenor sax man, it was so scary I thought it was George and I saw Johnny doing it I was like Holy Crap how can he do that? And then they showed the top 12 music video thing, and then Clay performed Solitaire, which was so good and he was so hot.

Diana Degarmo - Safe
Latoya London - Safe, I can't believe I have to see her ugly face again for another week.
Jon Peter Lewis - Safe.
Leah Labelle - In the bottom 3, HA!!
John Stevens - SAFE!! YAY!!!
Fantasia Barrino - God, she's safe, damn it.
George Huff - HEEEEE!!! SAFE!!!
Matt Rogers - Hee, he's safe.
Jasmine Trias - Safe.
Then they skipped Jennifer Hudson and Camille Velasco and went to Amy Adams - Who's in the bottom three, stupid voting pigs.
Camille - Safe.
Jennifer Hudson - In the bottom three, that is not fair.

First one to go back to the couch - AMY ADAMS, YAY!!! Then Leah and Jennifer sang for the audience before one of them was kicked off.

And that person was...LEAH LESUCK!!! YAY!! Haha, she was crying like a stupid baby, Katie Webber was sitting with Leah's stupid Bulgarian pop star freak mom, I can't believe Katie's Leah's friend.

That was one of the best results shows ever!!

La dee da dee da...I'm just waiting for Sarah to come over so we can watch the results show together at 8:30. Oh good, mum's back. She's been out for like 4 hour when she said she was just going to the store. Seriously. Carmen Rasmusen has a record deal now, she finished her CD on March 1, and it's coming out in the summer. I am so getting it. She so should've won AI2. I have no idea who the label is with, but Josh Gracin from AI2 got signed by Street Records, and RJ Helton from AI1 got signed by some gospel thing, Heinz Winckler from South African Idol is going international, Justin and Tamyra from AI1 are looking for new record labels because they got dumped from theirs, and CLAY AIKEN is performing on tonight's show. Whoo, glad that's over. Maybe I'll phone Calum, I haven't talked to him in like 2 weeks.

Okay, the first top 12 show:

Latoya London - She sang "Ain't Nobdy", which was a good song, because she ISN'T anybody. It was just...nothing. Seriously, she sounded just the same as every other black girl singer there ever was. All I can say is whoop-dee-frickin-do.

Amy Adams - She sang "You make me feel brand new". She was good, she's so cool. I heart her, I want her to stay.

Jon Peter Lewis - He sang "Drift Away", and he danced like he did before he was so cool. Simon said he was the dark horse to win the competition.

Camille Velasco - Her song was "Son of a preacher man". The singing was aiight, as Randy Jackson would say, but I just can't get over the fact that she looks like someone's jabbing needles in her back.

Matt Rogers - Hahaha, oh my god he's so cool. I totally forget what he sang, some tough guy song, he was awesome. Oh wait, it was "Hard to handle". When it got to Simon he was like "HI SIMON", it was so funny.

Jennifer Hudson - She was awesome. She sang "Baby I love you". It's weird, she's the only black girl in American Idol history I've ever liked.

Fantasia Barrino - Get out of my face, you FREAK!! And take your god damn bobo dance with you!!! She turned "Signed Sealed Delivered" into "Shighned, Shealed, Delivered". She's so annoying, I just want her to get voted off so I never have to see her ugly face again.

George Huff - He bounced and spun around, he's so cool! On www.idolforums.com we were talking about what he should sing, and I said that I could hear him singing "Sittin' on the dock on the bay" and then he did!! Thanks Georgie!!

John Stevens - I am so going to shoot myself for saying this but he was just a tad...boring. I'm sorry Johnny! He sang "Lately". He's still hot though! Randy said he was never gonna be Frank and Dean, but Simon really likes him. I love Johnny, and I know he's gonna get through.

Leah Labelle - She sang something like "You keep me hanging on". And in her package at the beginning, she went on and on about her freaking Bulgarian parents who "escaped" from communism. She was horrible, and Simon told her to pack her bags. That's hillarious.

Jasmine Trias - She sang "Inseperable" which Johnny SO should've done. Her version wasn't as good as Kimberly Locke's from Season 2, but it was aiight.

Diana Degarmo - She sang "Think". She was really good. The only thing was, that was the song that Fantastic Burrito idiot did for her top 100 audition right after she said her big lips talent flipping ocean thing. She was still awesome though.

I totally want Fantasia out, but if idiots vote her in, then Leah will do. I have no idea how they got they got there in the first place. Well, idiots voted Fantasia into the top 12, but Paula picked Leah for some dumbass reason which I think has something to do with pissing Simon off.

Starting now, every time I post I'm gonna pick a song of the day that I really like. Today it's The Moffatts "Crazy".

Okay, so American Idol is on tonight, so I'll be recapping the show later, but right now I want to talk about the ski trip the grade 8's went on on Friday. I had to get up at like 4:30, be at the school at 5, we left at 5:30, spent 2 hours driving up to Parksville where we stopped at A&W for breakfast, which was fun because I got to stare at Clayton, everyone keeps telling him I like him but he never believes anyone, and then we got back on the bus and drove for another 2 hours up to Mt.Washington, and on the way there Jordan called me a turd because I kept taking pictures of him. I said something to Shannon about Esquimalt, except I say "Es-gwe-malt" and it's "Es-sqi-malt" so she's like "What the hell are you saying?" and I was like "I'm not flipping FROM here, I don't know!!" and then she shut up.

So we got up there at about 9, rented our stuff (I put my snowboard boots on the wrong feet twice, then put them on before I put my ski pants on), then I went for lessons, fell down like a million times, fell in the ditch twice, got dragged along by the chair lift, froze my boots to my snowboard so I couldn't get it off for like 10 mintues, went back up to the lodge, took some pictures of the rental people, then went outside and took pictures.

Left at about 3pm, fell asleep in the middle of Dickie Roberts for about 45 minutes and woke up on the bus by myself in Parksville because none of those fleeps bothered to wake me up so I could go eat something, they just decided to sit there and stare at me and say how scary it was that I sleep with my eyes open and my mouth open. Seriously, when I woke up, one of them was like "Did you hear us talking about you?" I was like "What the flipping hell is wrong with you people?" and then Shannon was like "Jordan was looking at you". Seriously. I didn't even get to stare at Clayton again. Damn them.

Left Parksville at around 6, took more pictures of Jordan, watched School of Rock (such a cool movie), got insulted some more by Jordan, took some pictures of Shannon, it was like so dark, in Ladysmith I thought we were in Sydney, Shannon thought we were in Duncan which is closer but her and Jordan flipped out at me for saying that and I was like "Holy flipping Ocean people, I'm not FROM here, I can't tell the difference!!" which finally shut them up. Jordan made this totally mean joke about me, he was like "What's the difference between a brunette and trash? Trash gets taken out!" and I was like "Ummm...you were the one who took me out in the first place, freak!" and then he said that brunettes had black hair, and I was like "Umm, dude? I don't HAVE black hair", and he's like "Yes you do, you dye it, your hair is naturally black and so are your eyebrows" and Shannon's like "What Jordan, do you like, stalk her?" and he's like "Yeah, it's like, EVERY DAY" and I was like "OH MY GOD!!!" and I was like flipping out, and he's like "Rebecca, you know I was joking", which I so totally did.

Got back at the school at around 8, my bro Tim was there to pick me up. I got my pictures developed and Jordan looks SO hot, I have like 3 copies of his, one framed on my desk, one on my wall, and one on my computer.

Okay, sorry I kept you waiting about the results of American Idol for like 6 days, but yesterday my computer decided it was gonna be a piece of crap and not let me write so I couldn't. Okay, we'll start with the judges picks:

Randy: Jennifer Hudson - That's good, I like her. Yes, I know I called her a freak, but that was when I DIDN'T like her, hello?

Paula: Leah Labelle - What the freaking hell, seriously. That's so friggin messed up, I can't even say anything except I think Paula was high the night they had to pick people. Jesus H. Roman.

Simon: George Huff - Hahahah, oh my god that's so funny. George Huff is the best. Alistair Hayward is so happy, he's like obsessed with Matt Rogers and George Huff, they're his favourite top 12 people.

And America chose...JON PETER LEWIS!! I told you, I SO told you. I just knew if they chose Clay last year, they'd choose JPL this year, and they did.

So the top 12 is:
Diana Degarmo - She's cool. I like her.
Fantasia Barrino - Don't even fleeping ask about that stupid fleep.
Camile Velasco - Freak.
Matt Rogers - Hahaha oh my god he's so cool. Rose bowl man, rose bowl.
Latoya London - Freak. Screaming does not count as singing.
Amy Adams - I heart her! She's so awesome!!
John Stevens - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!! Okay, I think you know how I feel about him.
Jasmine Trias - Ehhh. Take the friggin flower out of your hair.
Jennifer Hudson - I guess I like her. No, I do.
Leah Labelle - Paula is such a fleep for picking her. Like I said, I have no idea WHAT she was on that night. Leah's horrible and she never shuts up about her stupid Bulgarian pop star parents.
George Huff - HEEEE!!! SHEEEEEE! LEAN ON MEEEEE!!!! He's so cool.
Jon Peter Lewis - He's so hot!!! And awesome!!!

I so totally have to give honourable mention to those who never made the top 12 though they should've: Michael Keown, Nicole Tieri, Rodrigo Cortez, Ashley Thomas, Marque Lynch, Matthew Metzger, John Preator. Them and Matt Rogers, John Stevens, Amy Adams, and Jon Peter Lewis would SO make the BEST top 12 ever, but this'll have to do. It's got a few good people. And then people who are total shit and should NOT be there.

I love Clayton Akerman!! That's this guy at my school who obviously, I like. He so totally knows though, everyone keeps telling him, but he never believes anyone.

The first top 12 show is going to be on Tuesday, March 16, and on Wednesday, March 17 (The results show) CLAY AIKEN is performing "The Way" from his new single "Solitaire/The Way", due out in stores March 15. Oh yeah, I'm good.

Okay, so yesterday's show: Four people they kicked off before they got to sing were Marque Lynch (screw them! I'm gonna broadway singer you!), Lisa Leuschner, who I was really surprised but like whatever, Tiara Purifoy the flying nun, hahah freak, and Eric Yoder (Ouch, sorry mom). But the thing is, they said "You won't be singing on the show TONIGHT", not "You're going home", so I think any one of them (MARQUE), could be brought back as one of the judges picks (MARQUE). Okay, now for yesterday's recap.

Jon Peter Lewis - Heeeeheeeheeee. Okay seriously. He sang "A little less conversation" by Elvis. He danced and it was so funny. He's so staying.

Elizabeth Letendre - Ehhh...boring. She sang "The first time I ever saw your face".

Katie Webber - She sang "So Emotional". She was okay. Simon said she was like Jessica Simpson and would get more guy votes than girl votes that night, whatever that means.

George Huff - HEEEEEEEE!!!! SHEEEEEEEE! He sang "LEAN ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!" His singing warmup is HEEEEE!!!! It's so funny. He bounced around a lot, he's so funny, but he kinda reminds me of Fantasia Barrino except his bouncing is better.

Susan Vulaca - She was boring. She sang "I will survive", which I hope she doesn't because she's cheap.

Matt Metzger - Ummm...I can't diss him because he's hot. But seriously, he WAS a little bit boring, but allright.

Leah Labelle - She sang "Let's stay together". She's cheap, and ugly too.

Jennifer Hudson - She sang "I believe in you and me". I don't hate her as much as I used to. They were all dissing her dress, which I really liked. Out of all the girls, I want her to get through.

Okay, so I'm gonna be back tomorrow or later to tell you who got in. Hopefully Marque will come back as a Judges pick. Haha George. Whoops. I think I'll call Calum now. Only 14 minutes till the show?

Okay, so sorry I kept you waiting for like two days to find out who got in, but I'll tell you now: No wait, I have to tell you something first. When I said that the words to John's song were "Give up", I was wrong. It WAS "gives out". Okay, so the next two people in the top 12 ARE: Jasmine Trias, which is kinda annoying but I think I'm starting to like her now maybe a bit...and...JOHN STEVENS!!!! I was so happy I was crying, I could not believe it. I did not think he would get in, let alone have the most votes of the night, which he did, 28% to be exact. The 3rd one in the top 3 was George Huff, but he didn't make it.

And the wildcards ARE:
Jennifer Hudson - What the freaking hell is that? We don't NEED stupid turkey wrap back, she was as boring as wallpaper. PLAIN wallpaper. PEELING plain wallpaper. TOTALLY...okay, you get the wallpaper bit. But seriously, who chose this freak?

Leah Labelle - Ummm...sure.
Lisa Leuschner - That's good.

Katie Webber - See, what did I tell you? I'm glad.
Jon Peter Lewis - YES!!! Mr.Pensalesman is back!!

Matthew Metzger - That's really good. At least one of the Bleach Boys is back. That basically means Michael Keown didn't get brought back. Neither did ScooterGirl (Nicole Tieri), or Bao Viet, or Rodrigo Cortez.

Marque Lynch - That's great too. He's awesome.
George Huff - Haha, that's so funny. Paula picked him, he's great like I said.

Tiara Purifoy - Ummm....right. Simon picked her based on previous performances. I would've thought he'dve picked John Preator. Yes, I know he'dve is not a word. If you're not dumb you'll know it means he would have. Jeez.

Susan Vulaca (pronounced Vulatha, with the C turning into th just like Paulini Curuenavuli from Australian Idol) - Ummm...okay there. Randy picked her, I have no idea why. I mean, she already won ARIZONA IDOL, so why does she have to win this? What, there's no prize for Arizona Idol?

Elizabeth Letendre - That's okay. I just hope she does a better song in the Wildcard round.
Eric Yoder - My mom was so shocked she just sat there with her mouth hanging open for like 5 minutes before she was actually like "OH MY GOD". She loves him. I hated him at first because I thought he was Clay copy, but he's allright now. He looks really good in the Wildcard picture, which you can find on www.aibyrequest.com or www.idolonfox.com.

So, that was Wednesday's show. I'll be back on Tuesday to recap that show. Oh yeah, I'm so good. Go Josh Groban. Ummm....sure.

Okay, Group 4: (We don't find out the results for another hour, so this is just my review of last night)

Susan Vulaca - Cheap. She sang "Unbreak My Heart". BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!!

John Preator - He was good. I hated him so much until I heard him, but that was for the same reason I hated Matt Metzger till I heard him: they didn't forget the words in the group and Michael Keown did. John sang "What love is all about". The first line was at first totally incomprehensible(that's just a word I made up that means you can't figure out what he's singing), but he sounds like a Backstreet Boy so I like him.

Heather Piccini - She reminds me of Cosima, so I really like her. She sang "New Attitude". Simon said she was ugly when she sang. Ehh, kinda true. At first I thought she was singing "I've got a new pair of shoes". Don't diss me man, I've got bad hearing.

John Stevens - EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!! But anyway, he was totally awesome at that Billy Joel song "Always a woman to me". I so did not think he could remember all the words but he did! Well, he did mess up a few times by saying "She only reveals what she wants her to see", which sounds SO wrong, and then he went "She never gives out" when it's "gives up". But compared to how badly he messed up in Pasadina, Hollywood Auditions, he was great.

Jasmine Trias - God, she's annoying. She says Hawaii like it's "Ha-wa-ee". Ugh, and she had a stupid little flower in her hair and in her bio it showed her giving the rest of the group HULA LESSONS. HULA LESSONS. HULA. LESSONS. Jeez. She sang "Run to you", and I just have one more thing to say about her: Go home little girl, and learn how to sing in tune.

George Huff - "I'm here! I'm here!" If you saw the show you'd get that. If not, borrow the tape from me. He was really good, even for doing a Clay song (Always and Forever) R&B style. He's really funny too. I'm pretty sure he'll make it. I hope the others don't get huffy if he beats them. Haha, get it, huffy? George Huff? George Huff and...ugh, never mind!

Lisa "Train Car Mouth" Wilson - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!! So very, very bad. She sang "Come to my window", and it was the worst rendition I have EVER heard. Seriously. I don't know how she got in for hanging out with stupid Alan Bitchson. Whoops, Ritchson. She had the biggest mouth I have EVER Seen. Simon said you could fit a car in there. It's true.

Tiara "Water Filter" Purifoy - Seriously, her name sounds like a water filter. She was good. Her version of "I wanna dance with somebody" was better than Elizabeth Letendre, but not as good as Cosima's. Well, no one is as good as Cosima, but you get it. All the judges thought she was the best of the night, except Simon who said that her performance was a complete mess, whatever that means.

I'm not being racist, but it seems so weird that every week the final person is a black girl who they all like the best. Coincidence? I SO don't think so. SO.

The Wildcards are being announced at the end of tonights show, and one of them BETTER be Michael Keown. And I just totally messed up my computer, so I better run away before someone notices, but I'll be back later to tell you who got through and who are the wildcards. Oh, and if you want the songs from last night, www.the-erics.com can help you, but you have to join the message board first.

Okay, so I thought I'd fill you in on what's been happening on American Idol so far. I'll give each group's contestants and who got in:

Group 1: Diana Degarmo-Finalist in top 12, she's awesome, she always wears pink and black so I'm copying her.
Marque Lynch - He was really good, but he didn't get in. I don't think he'll be wildcard.
Ashley Thomas- She SO should've got in, but she didn't so I'm hoping for wildcard for her
Katie Webber - She didn't get in but American Idol phoned her and told her to get ready for wildcard so I guess she's coming back. She was allright, I kind of want her back.
Erskine Walcott- He was sweet-and-sour chicken and Simon wanted spaghetti bolognaise, so he didn't get in. It wasn't his faul, he just wanted to serve anybody who was hungry!
Jennifer Hudson: Boring Boring Boring, so she didn't get in. You should've seen the look she gave Matthew Metzger when he made the top 3 and she didn't. Total death stare.
Matthew Metzger: He was awesome, and he came so close to getting into the top 12, but he didn't. He's probably gonna be a wildcard though.
Fantasia Barrino - Finalist in top 12, HATE HATE HATE!!! She's such a stupid fantastic burrito. Don't ask.

Group 2: Matthew Rogers: Top 12 Finalist - He's so awesome!! He played in the Rose Bowl. His dad is so cool!!
Briana Ramirez-Rial - Ughhhh...don't even make me think about that gay-girl-suspender-wearing freak!! She didn't get in, thank god.
Noel Roman: He's hot, but he sucked, so he didn't make it, but probably wildcard.
Kara Master: Who the hell was she anyway?? She sucked anyway, and didn't make it.
Jesus Roman: He REALLY sucked, and made his brother Noel sound good!
Camille Valasco - Top 12, but hate!!!
Lisa Leuschner - Top 3, but didn't make top 12, though she was really good.
Marisa Joy - She was good, but didn't make it.

Group 3: Elizabeth Letendre - She did okay, but she didn't make it.
Eric Yoder - He acted too much like Clay and didn't make it.
Amy Adams - Top 12 finalist YAY!!! She's so super!!!
Jon Peter Lewis - Top 3 but didn't make top 12, but he is SO HOT and he was really good at doing Elton, so I think Mr.Pensalesman might be back for wildcard.
Charly Lowry, of the lumbric tribe - She was too big on the indian pride thing so she didn't make it.
Jonah Moananu - He sang this really messed up song that I think he made up himself and he was too much like Ruben so he didn't make it.
Leah Labelle - Ehhh...she was okay, but when she didn't make it she glared at Jon Peter for making the top 3. It was like Jennifer Hudson a la Matt Metzger. Vicious.
Latoya London - Top 12 Finalist...she screams too much, but I prefer her to fantastic burrito idiot.

Group 4 hasn't performed yet, but here are the contestants: Susan Vulaca, she's cheap. Song: Unbreak my heart
John Preator, HATE!!!
Heather Piccinini, she's cool. Song: New Attitude
John Stevens, LOVE!!! Song: Always a woman to me
Jasmine Trias, never heard her. Song: Run to you
George Huff, ehhh he's okay. Song: Always and Forever
Lisa Wilson, don't really like her.
Tiara Purifoy, don't know. Song: Dance with somebody

The reason that I know their songs already is because Tuesday's show is taped Saturday and someone on a message board I go to went to the taping and gave us some spoilers. I love the song John is doing, and I love him so much!! I can't believe George is doing Clay's audition song, that is such a bad risk. Only Clay can do Clay songs. With the exception of Unchained Melody, which Michael Keown did better. EVERYBODY has done I wanna dance with somebody, it's so worn out. The only good performance of that was Cosima De Vito on Australian Idol, and the original with Whitney Houston.

Tomorrow they're doing a whole show about the bad singers from the auditions like showing them and all that, and William Hung is coming to perform on the stage!! I can't belive he has a record deal. It's just so weird!!

So here's what happening on American Idol: The best are John Stevens VI, Amy Adams, Lisa Leuchner, Matthew Rogers, and Jon Peter Lewis, who all made it to the top 32. The people who they kicked off in the top 117 who are SO gonna be brought back as wildcard are Nicole Tieri(ScooterGirl from New York), Michael Keown(the guy from New York who sang for the pope), Sarah Silva, and Bao Viet, and Sonny Kapu maybe too.

I'm listening to Delta Goodrem, "Running Away" right now and just waiting for Calum to phone. Oh darn, I wrote about him. Oh well. I hate Jordan. No, I don't. Whatever, it doesn't matter anyway because it's over. Well, I made it over. I phone him and his brother picked up the phone and when he went to give it to Jordan, Jordan asked who it was and when he found out he hung up, so I called back and left a message saying that we were done because there was no point in carrying on like this when it's obvious he doesn't care, I mean well he does but if he can't even say it then I can't really live like that, and I told him it was obvious what we had couldn't come back to us and it was never going to be normal again, so we were finished, forever. Unless of course he didn't want to be, which I'm sure he did. That's exactly what I said, really. I cried into my pillow for about 10 minutes, and then went on the computer, played Cosima De Vito's "I give my love to you" and cried some more. Whatever. It's not like I'll actually get OVER him, I'll just keep scheming new plans to try and get him back until one actually WORKS. I mean I've done it twice before so I'm sure I can do it again. Until then, I have John Stevens VI. Well, that was a nice two year relationship. And I only got one lousy kiss out of it. Nah, it was wonderful.

Now I'm watching Clay Aiken's video of "I could not ask for more". I don't really know WHY, probably because I'm just trying to make it make me feel better, oh and because he's hot. Mmm, Clay.

Okay, so yesterday on American Idol 3 was SO annoying! They were doing auditions in San Francisco, and there was this guy named Rodriguez that came in and he was really good, but only Randy and Simon were there to judge because Paula was sick, and so they both thought he was okay until Simon asked "What would you do if you won and I gave you $1,000,000?" and the guy's like "I'd give it to charity, put some in business, and give more to charity" except Simon wanted to hear that he'd spend it on himself because that's what Simon likes to hear because he's a greedy pig, and then so after the guy told him what he'd do with the money Simon's like. "Okay then, it's a no", and I was SO mad because he was SO good and Simon changed his mind after one little question and plus Rodriguez was crying afterwards so it was so sad which made me even more mad!

And plus they only let like 3 guys in out of the whole thing and like 15 girls, which was probably only because Paula wasn't there. They've gone through 5 audition cities(New York, Atlanta, Houston, LA, and San Francisco), and so far they've all been horrible, except for a few people like Michael Keowne and Kiira and Sarah Silva and John Steven VI, who all remind me of AI2 peole, especially Kiira she's exactly like Carmen, and tonight they're doing Honolulu, which is on at 8/7central on CTV and/or FOX, so ya'll watch it, okay?

So...Hannah and Gavin are here, but not right now because they're out downtown with Martha and Tim and Patrick, and I'm just here talking to Sandy, well right now she went offline to do something, but she made me promise to stay on so I will. I have to go to the mall tomorrow or at least soon, because I have lik $48 and I NEED a new outfit, all my clothes suck except for the new shirts I got for Christmas and the sweater I got from Martha yesterday which is SO nice. I also got a new make-up kit from her as well, which has my favorite colour eyeshadows in it, Grey and Green. Well I've never really worn them before, but Jenny Gear wore green eyeshadow at the Canadian Idol Finale and she looked great, and Diana Karazon wore gray eyeshadow at the World Idol show, and she looked great, and I wore the gray eyeshadow today, and I looked great, so it's all good.

So there's gonna be this thing called Claremont Idol at Claremont High School, and I think I might try to sing in it, but I'm not sure because someone said the auditions are over, but that would be really weird because we only heard about it like 4 days ago so it's kinda short warning, but Claremont's known about it for ages, so I think it might be just for them that the auditions are over.

Now I'm talking to my sister, Sandy, and my other sister on MSN. I should call Jordan at like 7, even though he won't answer because he like never does, but whatever, I should try it anyway.

Okay, so I won't really be writing about Calum anymore, because it's not really safe, because there's like stalker people out there who want to know stuff about him and I'm just totally blasting everything out, so. I might be saying that I talked to him, but I'm not doing anymore of this "and he was like, and I was like" stuff, like I won't be pasting the whole conversation.

Okay, so I talked to Calum on MSN today, and it went like this:

(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: hi, how are you?
Burt says: hey
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: i can't find a good display picture...that's the only one i have of Guy and it sucks
Burt says: o
Burt says: ic
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: i knew you were going to say that
Burt says: o
Burt says: lol
Burt says: why
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: lol because that's like all you ever say on MSN
Burt says: o
Burt says: lol
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: i can't wait till we go back to school it's gonna be so fun
Burt says: yeah sooooo much fun
Burt says: ...
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: what, you don't like school?
Burt says: o i love school i just like vacations more
Burt says: especially christmas
Burt says: :)
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: yeah it's fun...you are so lucky you still have another year left at Royal Oak, i'm seriously gonna hate leaving
Burt says: o
Burt says: it's a good school
Burt says: that's for sure
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: yeah...ms.robertson is probably one of the best teachers there, and she's also a really good friend
Burt says: i like school
Burt says: in her class
Burt says: how did your brother take the news about that person that died?
Burt says: my butt rox
Burt says: jk
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: oh well he was really upset that Norm didn't get to see the snow last night
Burt says: fdyha
Burt says: sorry my stupid cousin did that
Burt says: oh that sucks
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: yeah...i couldn't believe how much of it we got last night
Burt says: it was fun
Burt says: g2g
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: okay
Burt says: i have to go
Burt says: bye
(f):[Cossie(f):[Ensani Ma Binsak(f):[So here I stand, just as I am(f):[ says: bye

And then he kept pressing the space bar and hitting enter so there would be a blank space and finally I was like, "What are you doing?" and he wrote "dinner, cya" so then I wrote "okay bye". Norm is Jay's husband, and Jay is the woman that my brother Tim works for. Yesterday I was checking the messages on our machine and I got a message from Tim saying to call him at Melissa's house, and then I listened to the messages from Jay and her dad saying that Norm had died and that they needed Tim over there, but I thought Tim was at Melissa's house so I totally freaked out and called Calum and was like what am I supposed to do because I thought Tim wasn't at Jays and Calum didn't know what to tell me and then he had to go because he had company, but then he phoned me back like two minutes later to make sure I was okay about Norm and Jay, which was SO nice of him, really, and he said to phone Jay to see what she needed, and then he said about how sorry he was about Norm, and then we were talking about who won World Idol, which was Kurt Nilsen from Norway, and how good Elton John was at the show. I forgot to tell him that Victoria Beckham from Spice Girls performed at World Idol too, but never mind, I'll tell him next day.

And then later I found out that the message from Tim when he was at Melissa's house was from a few days ago at New Year's, and I had thought it was from the same day that Jay had phoned and that Tim was at Melissa's when he was supposed to be at Jay's, which is why I freaked out, you know? Okay I'm done, I just had to tell you that.