AI5 Top 24: 8 girls

Sweet the dog pound is there. GOD KEVIN STOP CUTTING YOUR HAIR.

Paris Bennett - "Do the conga" by Gloria Estefan. Randy said interesting song choice and it wasn't his fave but he was entertained. Paula says she prefers up tempo and it captured her attention. Simon says that it was okay but peeps love her so she's in. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

Back.

Lisa Tucker - "Here's where I stand". Lame. This is all she EVER does. Lame. Even Randy says lame. Paula says she should have sung a faster song. She doesn't know HOW. Simon even says lame. Um you're not going to the top 12. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Melissa McGhee - "What about love" by Heart. You look really ugly with your hair like that. Who are you trying to be. Wow he looks like he's having fun. Randy says good song. Paula loves it. Simon said the last note booked her plane ticket home. Meh. I wouldn't care. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

Katherine McPhee - Oh that was sick. Ewwww god Kevin Covais. Tori's gonna get mad!!

Kinnik Sky - K like some pig eater. "If I ain't got you" by Alicia Crap. Sorry. But that's sick. Randy said he loves the song but she kinda messed it up. Paula said bad. Simon said she messed it up n she's going home. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break.

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Katherine McPhee - "Think". Oh Diana did this AI3 Top 12 March 16 2004. Shut up. Randy loves it. Dawg pound. What is that Taylor that's not how you do dawg pound. Paula loves it. Simon loves it. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

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Ayla Brown - "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield. Dude this is from Sisterhood Of The Travelling Pants. You're annoying you're like 17 don't sing this. Randy says bad song. Paula said she took a risk and handled it. Simon said she's too old for the song. Yeah I knew it told you. Called it. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Mandisa - "I'm every woman" by Chaka Khan. Lol 24. K calm down. K Randy it wasn't that good. Did you just say bitch meter. Paula loved it. So did Simon. God why did I just hit my knee with that hammer. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

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Kellie Pickler - "I'm the only one" by Melissa Ethridge. THIS IS LIKE MY FAVOURITE SONG I LOVE YOU!! Hook up with Will now that David's gone it'd be like Wellie. Randy loved it. Paula says guys love her. Simon said he really likes her and prefers her to Carrie. Oh and she's a minx. Or something lol she said mink. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Recap.

Top 20 Results: Another 4 go home

Look at all those peeps. Wow that dad didn't do his dad movements to the camera for once.

I'm good Ryan. Hi Ryan. Thanks Ryan. I know your name Ryan. You're welcome Ryan.

Sweet Carrie Underwood will be there I forgot about that!!

42 million votes yo. Sweet.

No the panel advice sucks. No offense judginas.

Dude now they are singing "Love the one you're with".

Sup Melissa. And Heather. Ugh Brenna please die. Hey it's Paris. Lisa. Ayla. K show some guys seriously. Katherine. Um this song is kinda gross. Or maybe I am. Either way. Lol Kevin. Why are those peeps up there with the dad. Kellie!! Kinnik ugh. No one likes you. Except for that loser on IDF who's a loser and likes losers. Jeez Mandisa I like you a little but NEVER wear that again we don't need to see your like 10 inch wide arms.

Break.

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Yes they do.

Lil' recaps.

God Ace you SUCKED. Yeah show the one good part. So did you Heather. Eekina William!!!! I love you Kellie!! K Brenna go to hell. Sorry but I hate you. Yeah hopefully so. Katherine. Hey Sway was awesome shut up. Yeah Kinnik you suck and you're ugly. Lol Bucky. N Melissa you're just lame. God Taylor you're such a dad. David eekina!! That was a really average dad. Sorry. Dun be mean to David. Yeah well Ayla's lame and a robot and probably a snob too. Elliot I love you. Lol Moonie's Ruth Of Love. Paris. You look like a waiter. Gedeon is a RETARD. Lisa is boring. I don't think you're gonna make it either Lise. Lol Kevin!!! He's like yes I know. Yes Mandisa that was awesome!! AND CHRIS OMG HOLY CRAP DUN MAKE ME CRY AGAIN!!! That's not true Simon. But that is. Pfft Ryan yes he does you loser.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD OMG PLEASE SING SOME HEARTS THAT'S LIKE MY FAVE SONG!!! Sup Carrie what's up. Hey babe. I haven't seen her in like forever. Look it's Kellie's twin. Lol. Oh you suck Carrie dun do that song. Wow country singles chart no one cares sorry hun. Your hair's like a beehive. Something to do with a car crash. Um I dun think that opening in your shirt should be right THERE seriously that's a lil' too obvious Carrie. K wow I stopped listening and somehow my thoughts lead to the prom and something to do with the back of a car. Don't ask.

Break. That movie doesn't actually seem that sucky. Don't tell Sarah I said that. 1 2 3 whatever he said. Ohhhhhh the east route ahahahaha. Living on the b. What is this like deedeedeedee. Do they. K what is with that like new spokesperson. No one cares about those. I can't believe it either. Lol Ben and Tanya. Why is someone with criminal convictions still in this country.

Back.

You better have them.

The girls.

What are you wearing Paris.

Lisa is safe. Ayla is safe god she like has no emotion. Katherine oh I heard Patrick I was like he went home already. Katherine is safe yeah Ayla see that's how to be happy you robot. Mandisa is safe. Kinnik is in the bottom 3 ahahahahah called it. Brenna sucks. And is in the bottom 3 ahahahha you suck loser. That's twice it's obvious no one likes you. Kellie!! Is safe. Called it even before he said it. Paris is safe also called it. Awww bff's. Heather and Melissa. Dun really care. Heather is in the bottom 3. This is like a repeat of last week except without Becky cuz she's gone. Why are you surprised Randy Kinnik sucks. AHAHAHAHHA BRENNA'S OUT YES!!!!!! YOU STUPID LOSER FINALLY AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh VFTW is gonna be pissed. Shut up Brenna go home. You have no fans isn't that evident right now. What your album of sucky crap that you'll never make. All you care about is money which you'll never have any of. Yeah true enough you are pretty bad. God I knew you were horrible but I didn't know you were THAT horrible. Don't say that. No one wants to dance with you. Good go home bye never gonna see you again die.

Break. God what is on my pants. Who even says in a it's ina god. AHAHAHA AN ONION CRIED k I'm over it. No Ryan Teresa is not home god. Lol casino. 8:31. Replacing your window is an area where you can really improve your home's efficiency. Yes I do love watching Corner Gas Monday's @ 8 on CTV thank you. Nooooooo no Jon Dore don't remind me now it's gonna suck and be normal.

Back.

Now it's between Kinnik and Heather. I'm betting on Kinnik. Hoping anyways. What Pizza and Salad. I dun even get it. N Heather's like not funny god. Simon says Heather. N he's right n Kinnik's like YES!!! Dun get that song in my head man. I sang this song one time. At like karaoke. You like can't help but sing it.

Break. I heard when I saw a little puke in the sink. Hey that happens to me. Ohhhh pink. Not ping. Well duh they're like there to meet guys. Yeah and like the old people of course you can't do anything. K lil' peep you said you'd be on @ 8:30. Ohhhhh. Last night I turned into a dog. I saw that preview like a year ago. Lol that old lady. Dun talk like that. Huggie's Clean Team. What is with this song. For like vodka. Smirnoff. Called it. Monday Degrassi god maybe I'll finally watch it this time. Yeah this is like a mix of like Sue Thomas n Ghost Whisperer n that other show. Smallvile. No scratch that.

Back.

For the guys it's on. K now I'm freaking out.

Bucky. Awwww Bucky. Is safe. Lil' Buck. Ace hey babe. God you sucked. Lol that was good...you ARE...NOT. He's safe. Elliot. Oh it is Moody's mood. You did do okay hun you were great. He's safe. Yeah no duh Ryan. Sway. Is in the bottom 3. Hey dun do that. Dad. Lol Dad is like nope dun ask me this stupid questions just tell me. N he's safe. David eekina omg no he's in the bottom 3. My eekina guy. Hey Chris I love you. He's safe thank god. That's 2 eekina guys down. Gedeon. God his smile. Dun be so complacent. Even if you are safe. Between Kevin and Will. NOOOOOOOOO DUN DO THIS TO ME!!! If you stick 2 eekina guys in there I'll kick you. Hey Kev. Kevin is in the bottom 3. K. So that's 1 eekina guy. And 1 guy who is awesome. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god. No. David went home. An eekina guy no. You can't get rid of an eekina guy. No I'm dying how could you do that. And he sings out oh my god I can't watch this show anymore. I'm crying so much god it's David Radford. Who doesn't vote for him everyone loves him.

Break. Still crying a lot.

Back.

Between Kevin and Sway. What a fortune cookie. Sway is out. Thank god Kevin is safe.If he had went home I would have DIED even more. But poor Sway. You didn't deserve to go home hun. Awww his lil' mommy.

Ohhhh Ryan no memories I'll cry.

K is Bad Day the official AI theme song now or something.

Omg VFTW lost both their contestants tonight I dun think that was a coincidence.

Ugh danm show.

AI5 Top 20: 10 guys

Finally some good peeps.

Danm I want to watch Behind The Music George Michael. Oh well I will @ adverts plus I've kidna seen it before.

ANYTHING can happen under the spotlight of American Idol omg god my nose itches.

NO ONE BETTER SING SAM COOKE. Oh wait who is that. I mean Jesse Cook lol. Sam Cooke sings stop.

Dad. Elliot. Ace rawr. Giddeon. Kevin!! Sway. WILL!! Bucky. David!! Chris!!!

No one cares about the ladies. No one wants a recap either.

GOD KITTEN STOP BREAKING STUFF.

K Kinnik you sucked. So did you Melissa. I love you Kellie!! Brenna I hate you. K Ayla you're boring. So are you Lisa. Paris you are fine but dun wear that you look like a waiter. Mandisa!! That was great.

No Ryan Teresa is not home.

Dad Hicks - "Easy" by the Commodores. They say HEY IT'S THE DAD. N you take it off and you become a dad. Yeah dun sing this Jason Greeley with your dad movements god you REALLY look like a dad tonight. K Taylor do you have to go to the bathroom. Oh wow I called you by your name. Dun go so close to the camera. Dun be a dad like that. K that's enough whooping there's none of that in the song dun copy Jason. I'm a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Sorry. BEH BO BICE IS THERE!!! HE'S LIKE YES GO DAD!!! Randy said it was not his favourite but he still loves the dad. Paula said he's got a dad thing going. Or rather a Taylor Hicks thing. She loves his dad movements but not fave song choice but he's her fave dad in the whole world. Simon said it didn't work for him cuz bad song n Taylor's not coming out of the bubble and he's a dad not an Idol. And about how every week he's just a dad. He's grateful to be a dad though. Did you go to the concert with your dad. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. K Rebecca that's been done. 01.

Break. Elliot Yamin next oh wow. K my arm is so cold there's like ice down my sleeve however that happened.

Back.

Elliot Yamin - "Moonie's ruth of love" is that I heard. But I doubt that's even what it's called. Oh he did say about your mom. Wow that's an ugly mom. Dun be mean Rebecca she's sick. Oh okay. K seriously Elliot it's not hard to remember the word road. The song is called God Bless The Broken ROAD. Stupid. You don't appear to be going anywhere. Hey Elliot. Why are you so good. This is weird. Oh well I didn't even see you last time. Omg ahahah the song is called "I'm in the mood for love" lol how did I get Moonie's ruth of love. That's awesome that's a TOTW. K Randy sit down it wasn't that good. That dog pound sucked it was like all Elliot and he's not even in it. Paula said he did Stevie proud. Simon said bad song kinda but great performance. 1-866-IDOLS-02. Oh crap Elliot I'm sorry I forgot to press record for you. Oh thank god I remembered now cuz Ace is on next oh omg yes.

Nooooooooooooooooooo break!!! K what was the point in unpausing it for that. Shut up I didn't know. NO Kitten you cannot go out!! I keep thinking you're Bobby so I almost let you. K 30 plus 30 you must be like 60. Or ARE you still living them. Hey Sarah could have come over today. I'm so stupid. Yeah I wouldn't say that for $1m you lame radio station. Lol a door guide. God I just said I would never do that!

Back.

OMG ACE!!!!! What are you wearing you look a lil' weird. Oh I thought you were singing If You're Not The One. Whatever "If you're not made for me" is. Ohhhh a beanie. I heard Houdini. I thought you were married. This IS "If you're not the one" you stupid learn your song name lol Ace. K must go as close as possible. Wait why are you sucking. Stop sucking right this instant. This song was going to be the best for you. I dun you're gonna hit that note. Oooooh maybe you did I can't tell. Ohhhh the hair push that's all you gotta do. Oh Kevin hates you. Oh do a closeup do a closeup do a closeup. That was a sucky closeup. Randy was like good song man cuz you sing better than you show. Paula was like everything omg. K peeps seriously. Simon said he struggled. Yup. N he's gon be disappointed when he hears himself. It's true stop booing you stupid 12 year olds yes I love Ace too but at least I'm not deaf. It was kinda bad. Come on people just cuz you love him doesn't make you stupid. He could have done a LOT better with that song. Like he could have KICKED. 1-866-IDOLS-03. You stupid don't give it to Brenna she'll get ick all over it.

Giddeon "Story teller" McKinney - "Change is gon come". God don't talk you're annoying. N dun imitate Simon you suck at it. Oh yeah you're that stupid who doesn't even know you're song name. God you've got the biggest mouth in the world. YOU SOUND LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh Giddeon. God this song is the worst now I hate you even more. You're just so ugly. Stop trying to do dad movements. I would not have stood up. Close your mouth I dun need to see your tonsils. What about Sam the Onion man. Sorry. Randy said the beginning sucked but not the end. How about all of it. Paula says he's unique different smart. What about ugly. Simon says that he is a funny looking thing. Yeah he is quite ugly thanks Simon. He said Randy was right. Oh crud I ran out of tape. Ummmmm I need to record this for bubs. Please put adverts on. 1-866-IDOLS-04. Dun smile Gideon.

Break. Oh I need a tape god. Auditions. GOD STUPID TAPE!!! Come on rewind. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on rewind faster it's like on.

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Kevin Covais - "I heard it through the grapevine". Lol you cannot be serious. ahahaha they felt safe around you. Yeah I'd probably be one of them. AHAHAHAAHHA 13 YEAR OLDS. Sorry. AHAHAHAH SEX SYMBOL. Omg Kevin seriously. OMG HE WINKED! Lol he's so funny. Yeah they think you're 5 Kevin. Randy was like YO MAN something something. Paula is like awwww omg crap. Lol no way!!! I know he's got the best performance. Well John Stevens' are the best. Lol Simon what is lalaland. K dun be mean to my Kevin even though he's not one of the 4 eekina guys. OMG HE'S CHICKEN LITTLE. Lol Paris. Oooh chicken large rawr. K Rebecca you're gross. 1-866-IDOLS-05. God Kevin is always five.

Break. Oooh Sway next wow.

Back. Oh wow get back in time for Sway.

Sway Penala - "Overjoyed" by Stevie Wonder. Yeah if you mess that up I'll kick yours. Yeah last week you sucked. That was cool. I was into it. Lol. Randy said not as good as last week. Um last week sucked. Paula said tonight he was disconnected. What. Simon was like it was karaoke. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Will Makar - "Lady" by Kenny Rogers. EEkina omg dun look at me like that I'll like die. Seriously. Stop. Like I'm gonna die seriously. K that was kinda ugly. Now stop. I have permission to go out with you now stop looking like that at me. Judges were like that was so eekina. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

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Bucky Covington - Something by Garth Brooks. What did you even just say about chicken and something losing weight something. Like a Kid Rock. You eat straw. Judges said something. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

David Radford - "The way you look tonight" by Frank Sinatra. The lil' eekina David is back not like some Elvis like last week. N the judges were like that was bad n he was like a stone face like omg I hate you guys. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

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Chris Daughtry - "Hemorrhage" by Fuel. Omg. Like he was so good. I could die. I like cried omgina. Lil' Chris!! My lil' Chris who I always loved n peeps were like noooo but now they're like gom Chrisdina eekina! N the judges were like omgina. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap. God you dad.

AI5 Top 24: 10 girls

Wow. This show kinda sucks. Well the girls anyway. Except for Kellie.

Judges.

Katherine McPhee - "All is fair in love and war" Omg her and Kellie are BFF look at them!! She is okay but what is she wearing. Randy said it was just okay. Paula loves her. Simon said not her best. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

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Kinnik Sky - "Here for the party" by Gretchen Wilson. Omg lil' Kevin!! Randy said bad song. Paula said nice range. N Simon said at least she tried to stand out but it sucked. LOL IF YOU FELL OFF OMG!! 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Break.

Back.

Lisa Tucker - "Who's loving you" That was MJ? You could never tell. Lil' David Radford!! Randy was like bleh. Paula was like not bleh. N Simon was like something. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Melissa McGhee - Some song. Seriously no idea. N I choked on water n had to run outside and spit it out n choke some more. N then she did that retarded thing lol n I laughed so much n coughed Kevin lol. Randy said good song. Paula said good. Simon said no audience connection. Lol Paula changed seats with Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Break.

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Heather Cox - "Hero" by Mariah Carey. Wow finally a song I know. Randy says not better than Mariah. Same as Paula. Simon says it's a pageant thing. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Brenna Gethers - "Last Dance" by Donna Summers. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Paris Bennett - "Wind beneath my wings". 1-866-IDOLS-07

Ayla Brown - Some song by Celine. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Kellie Pickler - "Something to talk about" by Bonnie Rait. Sweet. Paula wants to squish her too. Lol dog pound. EVERYONE loves Kellie. Yes they do Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Sup Mandisa - "Cry" by Faith Hill. Dun sing this this is like my fave song n it means a lot to me you stupid if you ruin it omg. That was awesome. Paula agrees. Shut up Randy it was a great song choice you dun get it. SHUT UP SIMON IT WAS A GREAT SONG YOU DUN GET IT!!! 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap.

Wow I am not dressed and it is 4:39pm. I am such a lazy. My head hurts. I need an asprin. But they're so far away. Which should I do first. I know if I get dressed then I can get my water bottle which I can then take to the bathroom n use to wash down the asprin. Brilliant.

Back. I also need to wash my hair. Well pfft not now since I just used up all my energy getting dressed. Once again, such a lazy.

I should really download that song that I heard the other day and found out what it was. It's like "We Belong" by Pat Benetar what a great song. N that Rod Stewart one like Soul on Soul or something. But it would take like an hour. So later.

Oh now she comes signing back on. Pfft.

Whoa that is the sweetest background ever it's like a clock that tells the time. Shut up.

I doubt they'd have it in winamp library. They'd be like what's a Pat Benetar. Yup knew it it's totally not there. Or the Rod Stewart one although they do have some of his.

Shakira will have to do for now.

Before it was on the radio it was on AOL music first listen.

Wow.

K I don't believe that's looking at it. Oh there. Yeah that's better.

Lol it was like jaahahahaha I was like what is jaha. I can't believe you dun remember.

Ow one part of my foot hurts.

Don't bother be on time. Sorry.

Really when. Exam week I think. How would I even know. Well fine I'll find out.

Oh I hate going into the stupid archives they're like in a whole folder. N there's like 6.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoa I almost lost it thank god for that do you really want to leave this page thing. I'll be back.

Top 24 Results: First 4 out

Dun make that face @ me David. Stop being such a dad!

Judges.

What is a top 24 group song beh!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaace!! K David you're bugging me. But I love you Chris!! Get out of here dad. William! Little one.

Break.

Back.

Recap of the past two nights.

Bucky. Mandisa. Patrick. Becky. Chris. Kellie. Melissa. Bobby. David. Paris. Elliot. Brenna. Dad. Ayla. Kinnik. Lisa. Stevie. Sway. Heather. Little one. Gideon. Katherine. Ace. Katherine.

Girls.

His name's Ryan you idiot. Lol Paris's dream. Heather.

Back row stands up. Mandisa Kellie Paris Ayla Lisa Katherine are safe.

Front row. Heather Stevie and Melissa are safe.

Lol after the break.

Back.

Kinnik Becky and Brenna have the lowest amount of votes.

Kinnik is safe what is this sort of.

Becky went home. And sings before she does.

Back.

Time for the lil' guys.

Back row Gideon David Taylor Will Bucky Patrick are safe.

Front row Ace Elliot have a seat. Lil Kevin and Chris sit down. Bobby n Sway have the lowest amount. Lol blah blah blah just kidding. Lil Bobby is out. And singing.

Break.

Back.

Back row girls are safe again.

Front row. Brenna is safe. Suckhy. Kinnik is safe. Melissa is safe. Heather and Stevie are walking to the front of the stage oh wait he sent Heather back and Stevie is out good.

Break.

Back.

Front row guys are safe. That's 2 eekina guys Ace and Chris oh my god I typed Kevin why did I type that.

Back row is on stage. Patrick. Bucky. Dad and William. Are safe yes!! David and Gideon are safe. Sweet the 4 eekina guys are safe.

Bucky and Patrick.

Patrick went home. Oh he was almost okay.

Top 24 Guys: Eekina the 4 eekina guys!

Recap of last night's suckfest.

David!!! Chris!! William!! ACE OGMGOMGOGM!! And that dad.

Judges.

Whoa like a half scream.

A journey. Wow so much screaming I almost died.

NO ONE wants to squish Kevin. GOD.

Break.

Back.

Patrick Hall - "Come to my window". Oh no you didn't. Oh those judges said stuff danm I wasn't listening. Oh just to Randy. Paula was like we need you stay. N Simon was like sucky song n bad for you so get out of here you lil' man. Contro-VERSY! Sorry. I just really felt the need to do that. 1-866-IDOLS-01

David Radford EEEEEEE!! I love you: "Crazy little thing called love." Please be better than Fantasia. He's trying to Elvis what is this. Lol and he's all does that look at the girls. Dun make them like you. K you so love one of them. Ooooh your mom loves you. What was that like move. Who are you always doing that thing at!! OOOOH IT'S PARIS I KNEW IT!!! OMG DAVID AND PARIS SITTING IN A TREE, S-I-N-G-I-N-G, FIRST COMES AUDITIONS, THEN COMES HOLLYWOOD, THEN THEY'RE IN THE FINAL 2 TOGETHER. God that sucked. Randy hated it. Paula loves it. N Simon says kind of a joke but audience will like it. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Break. Bucky is next.

Back.

Lil' Bo Constantine - "Simple man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Do you eat straw I bet you do you lil' cowboy. K I thought you were like a Bo but apparently you are a Kurt or like one of those country rock dudes...ooh like Kid Rock! Who never were too interesting. The judges were okay about it. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break. Williamina nextina why would you put a break on god.

Back.

WILL MAKAR OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU: "I want you back" by the Jackson 5. K learn how to sing and stop making those faces. Your face will freeze. Randy said something. Paula said all the girls love him n his face is like yeah I know. N Simon is mean. N all the girls boo. Hey you girls shut up he's mine. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Lol where there's a Will there's a Sway that was great Ryan.

Sway Penala - "On bended knee" by Boyz 2 Men. K it's kind of bad. K that hurt my eyes lil' sway. RAndy said something. Paula said it was good. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

Back.

Chris Daughtry ogmgomg I love you: "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovi. Everyone loves Chris. 1-866-IDOLS-06 god there's no 9 why can't I get that.

Kevin Covais god you're such a little one - "One Last Cry" by Brian McKnight. Ahahah those faces he makes. N if he was actually meaning this everyone would cry cuz they'd be like NOOOOOOOOOOO KEVIN IS SAD. N Randy was like dude that was the bomb n Kevin was like yup I know. K Kevin I don't think Paula meant in that way he's like oh yeah. N Simon was mean. Dun be mean to my lil' one even though I hate him. K you messed it up by pausing. N all the girls pinch his cheeks. He's like you'd go up to him n be like SKISH MUCKWAT n he'd be like what are you doing n I'd be like what am I NOT doing yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Gedeon McKinney god he's like telling a story. "Shout". K this song is dumb. And so are you. N Simon was like I hate your smile. Yeah well he is pretty ugly. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Elliot Yamin - I have no idea what he even sang. But he's like a monkey. N Simon was like you're the best guy ever. Um yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Break.

Back.

Bobby Bennett - "Copa Cobana" god what is this like bar song. Get out of here you're retarded. N they even all say. Lol Paula that was great Old McDonald had a frickin' farm I could die. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. Ace next omgina.

Back.

Ace Young - "Father Figure" by George Michael. Rawr. K that guitarist is like the scariest. N Ace is all omg I'm Ace. N everyone dies. And Randy laughs. N Ace is like why is the dawg laughing at me. Lol that was great. Randy says he's hot and can sing omgina how could this be on such a crappy show like this. Well not those exact words but still. N Paula is like rawr even guys will love you. N Simon is all like Elliot was better but still great no Elliot is a not best monkey. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

Break. God the dad next.

Back.

Taylor Hicks god this dad - "Levon" by Elton John um don't do this Billy Klippert owned song man. N I can even predict your dad movements as you do them you're such a dad but everyone loves you. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 12.

AI5 Top 24: 12 girls

Kellie!!! And a lot of other peeps. God I hate you Brenna.

Break.

Mandisa: "Never run away". Or something. Randy says she showed her personality. Paula said she was brave to sing heart. Simon says she has an unbelievable personality and he can see her through to the finals. What, of The Biggest Loser? Sorry. 1-866-IDOLS-01

KELLIE!!: "How far" by Martina McBride. Hey, it's Carmen, Carrie, and Ashley all in one. Hey it's the back of Ace's head. Randy said he doesn't think it's the best he's seen from her but it was still good. Paula says she's got the likability factor. Simon liked it. She talks about her grandpa. Like all the time. 1-866-IDOLS-02 do it peeps.

Break. Now with even more nacho flavour. God those nerds.

Back.

Becky O'Donahue god I've seen wayyyy too much of you in like gross ways keep your mag pics to yourself: "Because the night". Randy says good stuff. No dog pound we did that last year. N Paula says that some notes were off. Simon says she's good but not good enough n that's needed for an AI. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break.

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Ayla Brown - "Reflection" Yeah you're kind of a robot even Simon said. And me and Bubs talked all the way through your performance. N you wear those REALLY ugly pants that of course like losers like you would wear god Brenna wears them too that should teach you how ugly they are. Randy says he didn't expect it to be good but it kinda was. Paula said she was surprised. Simon said that her voice has limits n the song broke them but he saw some emotion so he doesn't think she's as much as a robot anymore. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Paris Bennett - "Midnight train to Georgia". Whoa calm down. Seriously you're like all blaahdglksjf. Randy says it's amazing. N Paula says she's her Idol. And Simon agrees. K dun insult her by saying she's like Fantasia. You might as well say she's like dirt. Ooooh her and Kevin. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break.

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Stevie Scott - "To where you are" by Josh Groban. God you're so stupid how could you even think of attempting this. And I know what you're going to do before you start. And it SUCKS. Josh Groban does not do all those runs, EVER, especially in that song. You're so dumb. Sorry hon, this isn't a Christina song. Paula's stupid and apparently has never heard Josh Groban. Simon agrees with me, which he would because he's a Josh Groban fan. He says that she messed it up which she did. GOD Paula shut up I don't think you even know this song. Simon says America will hate it. Yup. Danm right. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Break.

Back.

Brenna Gethers - "You are the sunshine of my life". K seriously peeps get a new pair of pants. Randy says keep your stupid personality. Paula says safe song. Simon says horrible. Yup. N she says all this stuff yeah shut up no one likes you. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

Break.

Back.

Heather Cox - "When you tell me that you love me". No this is a group song you stoop. Randy said it didn't work for him. Paula agrees. Simon said it was horrible and no one will remember anything good about it. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Break.

Back.

Melissa McGhee - "When the lights go down". Kinda lame. Randy says not amazing but good. Paula disagrees and says it was a shining moment. Simon says that he didn't even know her but it was good but she's lifeless. Sweet, a singing corpse. Like Casey LeBlanc II. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Lisa Tucker - "I am changing" by Jennifer Holiday. Kinda bad. N I'm not even paying attention but it's like something you'd turn off and be like GOD what is this. All those peeps liked it. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. No wonder he has a savings full of Chinamen. What?

Back.

Kinnik Sky - "Get here". K that was horrible. N those peeps said stuff. Simon said lame. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

Break.

Back.

Katherine McPhee - "Since I fell for you". Everyone loves her. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Lol I like got so lazy at the end.

Now let's have a lil' recap.

The 4 eekina guys! God who does William look like.

Je suis tres...however you say bored in French. Ahahahah an apparently lack of interest. Yeah well maybe if your subject didn't suck so much and you actually knew how to teach.

Wow some peeps are dying they're like arhghghghgh. Like in Mortal Kombat. With like a skeleton ripping thing that was sick I never did learn how to do Fatalities and rip out that dude's brain and Johnny Cage who cannot fight.

Omg he's married! And I think he has a wife!! Lol that was great I'm so stupid.

What is upstairs.

Wow that was entertaining. Stinky little kitten. Like knocked me off the couch and then my head hurt. Still does. But it was warm upstairs.

How will I know him. He will know you. Find the tavern and we will speak again later.

What is that like dundundun. And he has like white eyes.

It is quite cold.

And now I can see what that William Makar video is called. Eekina William Makar!

Oh wait I have to find out who came 10th in AI3 cuz I totally forgot.

Omg it was like that Amy Adams I didn't even remember her.

Oh look that person is on again.

These chips are rather disappointing.

Rawr Ace Young an Ace Young.

Do we have any good drinks upstairs. Oh we better.

Oh wow like some fruit juice.

K these chips suck they are not BBQ.

Wow that person had a baby thanks for telling me little pig.

I want a hot dog. Like one of those ones you get at like a carnival or something.

Ooooh Rob Thomas like my fave video.

K this one's overplayed.

And ColdSuck.

Omg Rob Thomas/Anna Nalick so going to THAT concert.

And Sarah Harmer. That was like a end of grade 8 and then I'd be like noooooooooo that time in my life!!

K whoever like this person is. I have no idea. But her video is on. Oh like that guy isn't fake. He is too what she said he wasn't.

K that JM message me you lame.

Stupid planner. I cannot read through this crossing out. On a besoin de un somethingsomething magnifying glass.

Speak of the BM. Sarah just came on.

K why did the videos like break. Oh there we go. And william sang BOTW.

Wow so much Ev.

K that Ehles is coming over now and we're going to the mall with that Silvana.

Ai5 HOllywood Episode 3: Top 24 are chosen

Some peeps are waiting.

Hate you Kevin. Eeeeeee Ace!!!

Jessica Santos is home.

Bobby Bullard is going home.

Brooke Barrettsmith is going home.

Nick Whitten is going home.

Stephanie White is going home.

Crystal Stark whoever that is went home.

Bobby Dillard is going home. Way to have the same name as that other person.

Katherine McPhee made it. And kissed Simon and Randy. And Paula. But not in the same way. At least I hope not. Oh apparently so. Right.

Rawr Ace!!

Break.

Back.

Rawr Ace!! Is through. I knew that already. And he's like hahaha I knew it. YES I KNEW THEY WERE BEST FRIENDS!! Him and Chris that is.

Antonia Bridges is out. Who.

Eugenia Littlejohn. Is out. Who. Jeez. Get out.

Robert Bennett. Jr. Who now. Is in. Whoever now. I heard I'm in the FBI.

Mandisa Hundley. Was hurt by Simon's comments. And the fact that he couldn't provide her with a bigger chair. But she forgives him. Oh I'm sure he's overjoyed. And she's through.

Break.

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Melissa McGhee. Who now.

Mark Locklear. Who now. Is going home.

Lisa Tucker. Is in.

David Radford!! Rahh! That was a weird noise. Why are you doing that in the elevator. And he is through. Knew that too.

Sway!! Dun try to be Ace Young. And is through. Knew that too.

Elliot is through.

Brenna. God you suck. You like hit your own ass. And you have sucky pants. And you got through cuz you suck well VTW is gonna love taking a stab at your you're already top of their list loser.

Marcy Smith. Nope.

No. No. No. No. To those 4 peeps that no one knows.

Whoa what now. I heard Giddian McKinny. Wait. Gedeon McKinney!!! I'm so smart except I can't spell these weirdo's names. And a weirdo that made that.

Stevie Scott. Is through. Who now.

Ayla Brown. Can you say boring. And through. Lol the younger dogs.

AHAHAHAHAH omg Chris got stuck in the elevator I could die. He's like so mad. I knew him and Ace would be in the same group!! I said that like the first day. Called it. And he's so in. Knew it.

Break.

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Chris phoned home.

Paris and Becky are keeping a list.

Becky is in.

Heather Cox. God April Walsh I hate you.

April is out. YES!!!!!

Heather is in.

That Kurt guy. William the Convict or something. Danm he's like a country that's so disappointing. He's through.

Patrick Hall is through. Danm right you're not as pretty as Ace. Danm right no one is.

Kevin Covais. Was sooooooooooooo ugly. But grew some hair so got better. Still ugly though it's gonna take some time. And he's through. Like a 12.

Paris. Don't talk. Is through. Jeez. Break a window. You have to go kill her? Now she's like dying in the elevator.

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Ahahahahah Terrell got arrested. I knew that. Darrell is wanted. Forgery, teft, identity fraud. Terrell is gonna turn himself in. AAHAHAHAH stupids.

Kelly Pickler!! I love you!! And you're through!! What did she even just say.

Hey the dad. You're quite annoying with your dad movements. What is this like dad music. And your dad harmonica. Congratulations dad.

Omg 2 girls 2 guys left.

Both the girls suck.

Kinnik Sky and Megan Bobo.

Megan is out. Kinnik is through.

Omg Syd and William.

I'll like cry. And I'll hate Syd forever.

William is THROUGH OMGOGMGOM I COULD DIE!!!!

12 girls.

12 guys.

The 12 girls are:

Kellie Pickler
Ayla Brown
Paris Bennett
Heather Cox
Becky O'Donahue
Mandisa Hundley
Katherine McPhee
Stevie Scott
Kinnik Sky
Lisa Tucker
Brenna
Melissa McGhee

Guys:

Ace Young
Chris Daughtry
Patrick Hall
David Radford
Taylor Hicks
Kevin Covais
Sway
William Makar
Bucky
Elliot
Gedeon McKinny
Robert Bennett Jr.

AI5 Hollywood, Episode 2:

Omg William Makar!!

Omg only 99 left.

Yeah god you get on everyone's nerves.

I'm tired of your hissy attitude too.

K that group ain't gone work.

Shut up Tarrell! Ooh you're gon tell Simon.

K what kind of lame group is that. What you're too lame to find some guys.

Shut up Tarrell!

That's cuz no one likes you.

WHAT did you just say. God you're stupid.

K just give up Tarrell they dun like you.

Break.

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Why would you be in the same group as that person.

OMG IT'S THAT GUY!!!

K get a new group song seriously.

Paris. *nod*

Whoever that is.

Dun be mean Simon.

Paris is through.

Some person went home.

What is THAT guy.

And that guy. Messed up the words.

Jose!! Also messed up the word.

And that stupid Terrell doesn't even. Who was all like oooh let's practice.

But apparently that guy is the best.

And that ugly is through.

Sway is through!!

And that other dude!

Dun blame it on dat Anthony.

Break.

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Blargh. Kevin.

Beh whoever Josh Jordan is.

DAVID RADFORD!!!

OMG WILLIAM MAKAR!!!

K Darrell wtf are you doing. They didn't cut Tarrell. You dumbass I can't believe you just tried to drop out. And then now he has to go apologize. Oooh drama.

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Lol he can't even remember the name of that song.

And then they all make stupid words. OMG IT'S THAT LIKE KURT COBAIN GUY!!

Tyra went back to her group. God Tyra you get on everybody's nerves!!!

And that group she used to be in sucks. And Leah Barrettsmith went home. And her sis is mad.

AAhhaha Darrell has to apologize. Lol he's like a 5.

And Tyra's group is up. Meh. But she is through.

K what is this like group. DON'T WEAR THOSE PANTS EVER. Oh it's that lame group with 1 guy.

Omg they made a thing about Garet called Brokenote Mountain. About him and these guys. Omg you can't DO that that's SO mean!!

Break.

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Lol good afternoon brothers.And those Brittnum's are staying.

And those cowboys were like bad. And Simon was like omg you guys suck and are drunk maids. And that Garet finally goes home. Um yeah ew. Yeah let him go Garet he's too old for you. So's the other guy just give it up.

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And those peeps wanna look nice.

Solo time.

ACE!! KELLY!! That dad.

NOT ME!!!

I knew they were talking about the dad.

Omg this is it.

Rooms.

In Room 1 is the person that's not me. And Tyra and Ashley. Oh crap I got kicked out. Room 1 is out.

Room 2 is through! With Chris. And Sway. And Patrick Hall.

Room 3 is through. With the dad. And Paris Bennett. And the rest. And one of the twins.

Room 4. With the little one. And Kellie. And Ace!!! And the other twin. Who am I looking for...OMG WILLIAM MAKAR YES I WAS LOOKING FOR YOU!!! And that Kurt guy.

Tomorrow. What Katherine McPhee does not get through?? Whoa calm down.

AI5: Hollywood Day 1: Hell week day one:

Kellie Pickler: It was kinda bad but she was nervous. YES she's through!

Patrick Hall: Don't sing that. He made it.

Break.

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Ronnie and Steve. God they're like oooh I'm so good. Ahahaha you went home. Ohhh Ronnie's crying. And I think that's Jeffery "Ryan" someone.

Lisa Tucker - It's allright. Kellie's better.

Who are THEY.

What is that like cowboy.

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Jason Horn!!!

Whoever that is.

And that.

And that.

Randy is yelling at them cuz they suck.

Why is she talking to them.

Paris Bennett omg. Don't talk like that. Or laugh.

Paris made it.

Taylor Hicks. What is this like dad. Like. A dad. Even Simon says a dad!! And the dad is back.

Garrett Johnson. Get out.

Break.

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Day 2 omgina!!

Ace and Chris!! Dude I thought that was Constantine.

That sick person cannot sing. Hey look it's Camile. And she gets in.

Lol Michael wrecked another dream.

HOW is that even FUNNY.

I hate you like Brittnum twins but you got arrested so you're out anyway. Behhhhh what was that he like came out. Jeez. He like thinks. And they got through. Shut up about Carrie you nerd.

Break.

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David Radford ahahahaha I love you.

Ace Young oooooh omg I died.

David again.

Ace again omg.

And they are through.

The other twins. The Simmons. Are out. Um they're better than those like ugly Brits.

Lol that like magic thing. That dad. Don't TALK Paris god!!

Get out Garet. And don't sing this. Dun say that lol. He made it.

Break.

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Eeek Chris I was just talking to you!! Omg I love you!!! And through.

Mandisa.

Katherine McPhee!!

Dave Hoover!!! Omg I'd do that. And that. I love you lol. Lol he like jumped on the table and he's like Paula's fave. Noooooooooooooooooooo Dave I love you!!!!

Next week: Everyone cries cuz Dave is gone.

AI5 Auditions: Round 7: Boston, Masachusettes - The city of patriots...or something...wow that a took a while to figure out where Boston was lol I'm dumb.

Lol some police. And that bad dude.

Ahahah they got rained on so much. Yeah shut up.

Hey it's Ghost. Sup man. He flows with a slow style. Dude you're too stupid to say melodic. Lol! N...i...g...h...t? Oh, night! Lol I'm an idiot. Lol that one guy. Lol that's why he rapped. Bye dude.

Oh dude. Ayla Brown. I know her. I thought she'd be black. Apparently she's been pimped for a while. She has. Or maybe you couldn't sing that. I agree with that Randy. And Simon. K shut up you're annoying stop talking. I already knew she made it.

K don't be Jasmine Trias. Oh dear. Lol. Simon's like what are you doing. Lol. K let's keep this PG people.

Lol!

Lol Paula's just like shaking her head. Hey it's Ashlee Simpson!!

God people stop sending me these stupid things over MSN I don't care!

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The O'Donahue twins. I thought there was only Becky. Oh wait, only Becky's singing. And she got in.

Tatiana Princesa-Ward. Or something. Her mom married a black man and her grandmother hates her. Or something. Lol weirdo. And she is in.

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A bunch of peeps that I missed cuz I was in the bathroom.

Hey a Cher impersonator. I don't get that insult. Lol.

Break.

I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamberger. I want to buy a hamburger!! I want to burger. Lol.

Back.

What is THAT! Or you could not. That'd be nice. Or maybe you could. Yeah it's fine. Just don't look at me. Might be okay when your hair grows out.

Oh dear. It's a montage of the bull frog song. Lol like a star wars. Lol I knew it was gonna switch into the actually Joy To The World to song.

Break.

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Ahhhh it's a Clay wanna-be. Get out!! Vince over night? Oh...in the still of the night lol. K he's gonna go to the bathroom and then come back. Lol he like runs and there's like some slow clip. This show is so retarded. Ahahhaha what a dork.

Sweet audition recap. Lol they're playing Bad Day.

Stupid guy! Lame. Lol. Omg Crystal. Kelly!!!! And that freak. And her. Lol omg. That metal mouth. And that dancing guy. And her. ew. Lol that was mean. Cuz your sun sucks. CHRIS!!! Katherine. Taylor. Ew those nerds. That russian. Paris. Ew. Zachary Travis. ew. Omg that swear. That cowboy. OMG DAVE!!! Jason!!

Omg a preview of tomorrow. Who is that like Kurt. That cowboy. Jose. Kellie!! A Brittnum twin. And that guy. Another Brittnum. Chris!! Dave!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 6: Austin, Texas

Julian Riano. Wtf is a lemon tree what is this song lol.

Michelle Lapoint - Yup.

Arthur Mayfield: What are you doing man.

Donnell Bolton - Whoa it's like mouse usher.

Some person who is annoying and ugly. Oh that freak who draws Paula. Um that looks like mj. K you're dumb. Paula Goodspeed. Yeah my heard already hurts thanks. Lol a bridge of metal Simon you're mean.

Break.

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What is that like zombie. I'm so confused there's like 50.

Lol like some horror movie.

Hey it's Jason the funeral director. Yeah or you could not sing it. Or maybe you can yeah go ahead. And he's in.

Cierra Johnson. Or you could not sing it. Yeah just stop. Yeah don't do it again.

Yeah throw your stuff everywhere.

Lol a twin.

Break.

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Some person who almost died. And apparently she can come back in 20 mins.

Jeffery Pollock. He does not know why he is the next AI.

But his friend Rickey Hayes does cuz he is a legend yo. And is through.

Ashley Jackson. Oh wow a fit model. Or you could not. K they're like talking. K that's weird how can you sing with your mouth closed. And is through.

Oooh burn.

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Ronnie Norman or something. Everyone's his friend. And he gets along with the ladies. It's not that funny man. And he is through. Meh. Maybe if he wasn't so like ooooh I'm hot.

Lol and Paula like dies cuz it's Randy's twin. Nope.

Lol Jeff. Hey that kid was hot.

Break.

Back.

And that person is back. Allison Shoening or something. Bye.'

William Makar. Rawr. Bout time we got a hottie. Stupid Paula says no...Simon says yes...omgogmogmogmg Randy please please...YES!!!

Break.

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Tessie Mae Reid. Lol his face. More like 30. I think you're ugly. K bye. Lol a sack of potatoes don't be mean.

Jeffery!!

Next week: God more auditions! And then the top 100 omg!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 5: LAS VEGAS BABY!!

Lol Simon jackpots.

Lol! Ohhhh I get it what a freak. Lol. Lol they're so mean to him. Omg I could die. Lol they are so mean to him!!! Noooooooooooo dun cry Jamaica man.

What is this like Bobby May's sister. That'd be so funny if she got through. Lol he's so mean. Yeah that'd be good. Pfft Ryan you're mean.

My name's Mecca. I'm 12 years old. Sorry. No way you're 18. Through.

Break. Apparently the judges are retarded after the break lol.

Back.

OMG IT'S THE DRAGON GUY!!! Ryan Hart!! I love this guy so much!!! Lol "I'm bored with YOU!" what a burn Simon. Lol Randy!! Omg I could die.

K some like prison worker. Don't laugh ever again. Or sing this song. Heather Ward. I see. Through.

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Oh like some gondola worker. Stop talking you're in Vegas not Italy. Yeah. Or you could not. Or maybe you could. K you gotta let this dude in. K you're lame Simon just cuz he does some boat thing. Hey that's mean!!! You guys suck. Noooooooooo peppy!

Ahhhh that guy's scary. Lol you're mean Simon. Lol. I agree dude, I agree.

Um. Ew. No thanks Anthony. K is your gf blind. Why do you have 75 animals. What I hope to take away from this American Idol experience is...some Slim Fast? No sorry, carry on. Bye ugly. Lol Simon "Just as well we couldn't afford the food bill."

Um no dang twins.

Break.

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Yeah I'm gonna break your Ipod. Don't laugh. Do you have to TALK at the same time. Bye dang. Like oh my god.

K you're boring. Lol people stop ruining BSB. Lol they like all sing.

Lol CSI. This is great. K get OUT of here.

Break. Guh I'm tired.

Back.

I'm becoming an American. Sorry. Your name is what now. Lol do you have any batteries. Omg this like Russian lol. That's great bye. Don't be so obsessed with eyes lol. Paulo looked at you?

Lol I'm blind/black and sassy. Lol Simon's muttering shut up.

Lol like montage of I Will Survive. Lol that one guy! Was that a guy. And that one. Lol I love that one guy. Lol again!! Lol he has a kid. Lol. Lol Simon's like so excited.

Break. Like some old guy.

Back.

What was that like Jack Osbourne. Hey it's Colin. Billy Instone!!

Don't sing that Taylor Hicks. The old guy is in.

Tomorrow Austin, Texas!! I just spelled it with an i god.

So tired.

AI5 Auditions Round 4: Sorry about the abscence last night but my bro was on and you didn't miss much anyway, it was kinda boring except for Kelly Pickler who is awesome!!

San Francisco!! Latoya Suckdon was from there and Nadia Turnsuck!! And William Suck!! Wow that was bad.

What is that. Heidi Fairbanks. Like some Hawaiien. Yeah looking like Jessica isn't a compliment. Yeah you're annoying. What are you doing. Like some opera. Versatility and pop shut up Paula is that like all you care about. K that was different. K Paula are you retarded Angels is NOT a Jessica Simpson song and if it is it's cuz she stole it retard it's Robbie Williams.. Come on Randy say yes...COME ON RANDY!!! Awww that's gotta suck you're so close to getting through and then you don't.

K what is with these girl/guy peeps god it's gross there's been like a billion. K what is your name Shawn Bestguess? Oh Vasquez. Dude you're a girl I'm sorry. That was great "What else do you want to do in your life" "I want to sing" "Well you can't" lol!! Lol and he just is so mean lol. K Randy what was that like noise.

Break. K what is that like some grandma.

HEY IT'S THAT DUDE LIKE JOSE!! I know him. Yeah I was looking forward to you until you decided to sing this sucky sucky song come on man. K who's Paul. Oh wait Paula ahahah lol I'm dumb. K why does Randy always say her whole name.

Was that supposed to be good. Oh I guess so.

They're FLYING out the door.

Lol I knew it was gonna become bad.

Pfft ahahahah yup I'm sure you sound like Clay.

DON'T SING THAT PLEASE!!! Ohhh man no. Get out Wolfy. See this is like my favourite song man Clay Aiken just stop. Clay would have punched you in the face. Bye ugly. Lol Randy "I like wolves too though". Lol Ryan. Eeeeek it's Clay and they are playing his song and showing his pic!!! Cut out this ugly guy singing I love that song.

Break. Thanks man I think my pizza's done. Oh god that's like a mom. But alas it is not. Shut up. Don't tell me to shut up you shut up. What. What do you mean I'm still on. You mean they're hearing what I'm saying right this very second. Well how do you turn it off. What red button. I don't see a red button. There IS no red button. Oh here it.

Back. Lol what is this like one guy. Like a robot lol. And Simon thinks it's so funny. K what Paula how can you say yes. And Simon says no. Oooooh down to Randy again!! Randy says...............................................yes. Um what. K I didn't see all of it but from what I did like wtf man.

Lol what is this like vocal coach idol. I'll bring mine too. Except I ditched her like 2 summers ago cuz she's lame lol. Yeah we don't need no stage mommies. Yeah or you could just not sing this. If you're smart you know never to sing it in front of me unless you're Jenny Gear. And especially not if you sound like Christina Aguilera like this person does. Lol they love it. Pfft very current.

Break. Dude Emma Thompson is Nanny McPhee that's like Prof. Trelawny man. DEGRASSI I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IN FOREVER!!

Back.

K that guy's like asleep. Yeah no you're not bye.

Pfft shut up you talk too much. K why are you like touching yourself. Don't sing this please. Why are you on the floor. Christ is from the ghetto. Yeah don't be a poet right now. Lol Simon!! Oh no you didn't. I cannot believe this why would you EVER sing this like even as a joke. What did you do wrong? Well you walked in the room for a start. Lol Simon. Lol he's getting her job back. Lol and he did. I want to see that guy lol.

Shauna White. Oh a small town girl wowies. What is that like a 12 year old. What is this song. K she said contemporary not sucky. And she's in. Lol Simon's a little crazy today cuz he doesn't like the 12 year old.

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Marcus Phillips. Lol that dude. Let's see all your trains that's all I heard. Whoa it's Taylor Gudgeon. Lol that one dude. Lol Randy that was the weird noise I was talking about earlier. Lol he's like a 4 thing doing person. Lol and he like so knew so he just walked out.

Jayne Santayana. Hey it's like Jasmine Trias except not really. K Simon why are you like saying wrong stuff to everyone. It is weird Randy. K you're not allowed to be shocked you stupid contestant that means you think you're good which you don't admit you egoist. Yeah keep the attitude to a minimum and maybe I'll like you again.

Lol a fire.

Well she was fine guys.

K that's like Latoya V.2 thanks Simon I love you. Lol Kelly Barbara whatever that was great.

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God this like old mom.That's nasty. Oh gross Paula. YES SIMON I KNEW IT SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOM!! Good Randy said no. Lol this thing between Simon and Paula "You weren't there" "I don't care I heard you" "But you weren't there" "But I heard you" "But you weren't there". Lol Simon left.

Whoa what is your name. K this story is done. DON'T SING THAT THAT'S GUY'S AUDITION SONG!!!! Yeah stop. Manuel Viramontes. K whatever a rivon is.

Next week Vegas what is that like Dragon lol Randy!! Lol Simon's like so excited.

AI5: Auditions Round 2:

Denver:

K why would you put that on your face. Um what.

OMG I SAW CHRIS!!!

Marlos Davis: Lol what a weirdo. Um don't sing Alicia Keys thanks bye. Yeah that's bad bye. Lol he's like all confused. Lol he's like no no no let me in. Bye.

Tiffany Christensen - What!! Lol Paula is like wtf. Lol Simon's face!!

Olivia Dudley - What is that.

David Horning - No thanks you can run by yourself. FAR away.

Lisa Tucker - Don't sing this it's like my favourite song. And it's better than that but sure why not. And she's in.

Break.

Amanda Berg - Yeah don't sing this ever AGAIN. Actually just don't SING ever again.

THAT'S ACE YOUNG?!?!?!!? OMG I SAW HIM IN THE COMMERCIAL HE'S SO GOOD AND I SAW HIM ON IDF!! Simon says yes. Randy says yes. Paula says yes.

Roshelle someone who like a billion people wear a letter of her name and she goes that's me.

Break.

back.

BILLY INSTONE!!

CHRIS OMG!!! I love Chris omgina. Don't be so mean Simon no one cares. And he got in like I already knew he was going out!!

Break.

Back.

K don't sing Josh Groban 1) You're a girl and 2) Don't sing Josh Groban

Lol a big fan of Paula's.

Eric Mena - Lol like some western thing. Lol and he just leaves. Lol the music!!

Garet Johnson - Yeah some cowboy. Learn to talk. What for this real eyed wonderer don't sing Elton bye. K but apparently not bye they were like you suck kina but not really k you're in. Lol he's so gay.

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K what is this freak that can't talk and what get out of here not flawless.

And this guy like thinks he's so smart. Yes a nice Logan. Get out of here they're like Adam and Dirk.

Flawless is first (Nick McCord). K what's wrong with you people get out of here RUINING Elton god!!

And the nerd is next. Oh my god he's singing from Wizard of Oz. Lol and Paula was like making fun of him so much and he was like PAULA!!!!

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April Walsh - I've heard that name. Yeah kind bad I agree Simon. But she's in.

What the HELL is that. Zach Travis. Is a GIRL. But he's not. Yet he wears heels and like girl stuff but he goes to the bathroom like Randy. Or so he says. Ew.

Tomorrow North Carolina!!

AI5 Auditions: 1st round: I'm back eekina!

OH YEAH!! It's started. I'm like dying to death so happy lol. A dream!! Of what Ryan. K that's over exaggerating it a bit Ryan Guy Sebastian's more popular than most these people.

My perogies better not burn.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT CONSTANTINE!!!

Lol that RJ Helton thing.

Lol a hate-fest.

That person was good.

CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!! OMGOMG FINALLY!!!

Don't be a brunette John Stevens.

K what is that guy.

And that person.

Oh that guy's awesome.

Meh that person is okay.

Some bad peeps.

Break.

Back.

Lol I love the windy city.

K get out of here you arrogant. Lol that guy. What it's Nigel! What was that like moo.

K I missed some girl Bubs will fill me in in a sec.

K that guy's ugly.

Oh god not twins.

Break.

Back.

Chicago!!

What is THAT?

The something Twins. Britnam. I'm sorry your names are NOT Daryl and Taryl. Lol wow they don't suck. K black people always sing these songs. Lol Randy. They're both through.

Hey it's that one! I saw her pic on IDF. K don't say that lol that's sick. Too loud get out. She's through.

K what kind of a name is Mandisa. Lol a bigger stage. Simon! Lol like France.

Break.

Back.

Lol Kevin Brennerman or something. Ew. Hey sweet he's singing Take A Load Off Granny! Lol he's so gay. Lol a rat.

Charles Berry. Lol this song! Get out of here. Simon's just like yeah bye. Lol he said to be a girl awww that's mean he like cried and Paula freaked at Simon lol.

K what a cow shower. No get out person and don't sing that song please k thanks bye. Lol Mad Cowell.

Oh my god don't be such a copy. Deputy Sheriff. Lol what is with this song. K we get that you shot the sheriff just shut up and go to jail. Lol!! Again and again!!

Break.

Back.

K that fatty get out of here you suck even street people will say that!

Lol a wedding dress.

Lol those like old people.

Lol oh god that statue.

Oh no that Fatty came back. Lol what is that song.

K which one's a grandma. They look the same how is that a grandma. Lol that guy is so gay!! Lol Simon!! They were like to the guy "What makes you different?" and Simon like snorted lol. K that's a GIRL seriously. Lol like a grandma/simon fight.

Break.

Back.

Awww sisters. They are both good. I like the one who's name is not Leah better. And they both got through.

K this person is gonna suck her name is Yvette Gomez and you can tell by looking at her that she'll suck. And she does. She's out. Told you.

Zachary Smith - Get out of here you Harry Potter character seriously don't copy HP6 man. Meh he's allright. Paula says yes. Simon says noooooo. Randy says yes. So he's going.

Jessica Nelson - Get out so bad. Yeah shut up.

Meow catfight. What is with this.

Break.

Back.

Hey it's that JS copy don't be. David is 17. Don't be such a JS copy!! He's...in. What does Josh Groban have to do with anything.

Oh my god. Look at her MOM. Like what the. It's Ashlee Simpson and a 20 year old MOM. K that can't be someone's mom sorry. What was that like donkey laugh. K Simon made her bring her mom in. Oh GOD. What is that skirt like 1 inch. Dear god get out of here ugly. You and your mom oh my god.

Break.

Back.

What is that like THING!!

Lol that guy. K what is this like hashhash. Lol and he just walks out.

What is that like Russian. Are we talking credit card here.

K what is this. Yeah get out.

Break.

Back.

Nooooooooooo not more twins god!! Josh and Jarrett Simmons. K yeah don't sing this song. God slower than Ruben. And they are in.

Lol Crazy Dave I love this guy he's like retarded!! Oh my god I could die he's like jumping and screaming everywhere omg my stomach hurts. Omg he's through ahahahahah!

Break.

Back.

Oh my god ahahhahaa Moulin Rouge like 50 times that was great. HEY where did you go that Pippi guy I almost cried.

Previews of tomorrow OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CHRIS AGAIN!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Jonathan comes tongiht omgina. But I don't get to talk to him tomorrow omgina unless he phonesina or emailsina.

Sarah was here a year ago!!

1 day till school.

K now I must play ReBoot.

Sup. Sarah and Stephanie went home and my peeps went out so I am here. Eating sour scream and BM chips and drinking chocolate BM and listening to the Armchair BM's. Wow I'm talented.

Hey I wonder if they updated the Harry Potter FanFics on Quizilla yet I tried to get the extra scene she was giving out but you have to join Quizilla and the danm thing didn't send me my comfirmation email danmit. I shall go there and see.

Now Coheed and BM. They are awesome. I want their other song but my bro doesn't have it and I don't feel like downloading it right now so I'll see if Winamp Library has it later.

Sweet an epilogue. No kitten you can't go out god.

I want the danm scene!!! But this person's stupid profile is taking so long to load!!

Placebo is good too. Lol what am I.

Finally it sent it to me. Now I must go verify myself. Why won't the danm link go.

What the hell I'm trying to verify you asshead. I do exist god.

K apparently they can't find a pending request for that username or some crap.

SILVANA'S ON!!

Oh god it's moving again. And she actually sees it this time lol!

Sweet I can log in.

There I emailed that person for that thing. K that new story sucks sorry.

I love Mariah Carey. Yeah. I have varieties. That looks wrong.

4 days!! Till Jonathan.

Lol now I'm listening to Xtina. I have like the most broadened music taste ever it's great lol.

These 5 days betta go fast. Well the next 4 will probably and then Jonathan will be over so that day will.

God that looks like a witch. Anthony. Brb.

Back. Thoughtless is the best song ever.

K Silvana don't be dumb a kitten isn't going to kill you.

K Tarja talks weird.

K so tonight is Christmukah second night @ Stephanie's house, tomorrow is @ Sarah's house...on the 30th I have no idea what's happening that will probably just be a boring day...the 31st is New Year's Eve so that won't be too bad I'll see if Ehles can come over...the 1st will just be the night Jonathan comes back but I'm not phoning him or anything...the 2nd will be the day I phone him and he comes over!!

Hey it's the 3 month annie of I want to be the governor sweet.

This is me and Silvana's chart: The Important Days of Each Month:

The 28th:
sept: govna
oct: (b)ryan
nove: claremont audition
dec: christmukkah

The 20th:

oct: strike
nov: museum
dec: 3 month annie

The 23rd:

oct: strike
nov: colin
dec: 3 month annie

The 9th:

sept: pat
oct: dyed hair
nov: (b)ryan came to my locker/colin stared at me
The 6th:

sept: school/silvana friends with became
nov: ym shizz

The 7th:

sept: pat
oct: strike
nov: (b)ryan

Danm I was about to do something but I don't remember what...um...I don't know. Oh yeah. I want to go to the Loreal site to see when's the shortest you can go between dyings. Yeah you heard me. I dyed mine about 18 days ago. They said 4 weeks but meh I'll check the site. Yeah 4 weeks. About 4 weeks. Bleh. I wanted to do it during Christmukah but I guess I can wait till...hold on...another 10 days when will that be...

Finally someone's back.

Omg stupid compuer is like all blargh and it's taken me like an hour to just type this one line.

I should probably post this now before it like closes itself and I have to do that recover post thign.

hi this is steph and she is taking to frickin long to get dressed SHE IS SUCH A BITCH THAT I HAE TO WRITE IN CAPITALS. CATS ON CHAIR SO I CANT SIT DOWN. I KNEEL ON THE GROUND TO THE COMPUTER GOD. OW BOBBY IS CLAWING SARAH. OW, OW OW, OW OW. THATS A GOOD BOY. OW, HES CLAWING ME. OWWS! SO IF I PET HIM HE CLAWS ME. BAD BOBBY. THAT WAS SARAHS BIG CAT FIGHT, OH. WAIT. HIS CLAWS IS DIGGING INTO YOU. NOW IT TICKLES, WELL IM GOING HOME, SO HAVE A VERY GOOD DAY, AND MERRY CHRISTMAKAH #1!!!!

I posted all this stuff yesterday about what I got for Christmas and stuff and now it's gone! Bleh. K I'll just do this:

My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Jamie Cullum
Ev Live DVD/CD
Porcelain Doll
Rocky the bear
Red/Purple Fishnet Armwarmers
Fall Issue of Gothic Beauty Magazine
Harry Potter and the POA
Fluffy green pen
A door pillow monkey thing that says come in or stay out
A new discman

Lol me and Silvana are talking on the phone and on MSN lol.

Silvana what did you do. Whoa.

Oh god that looks like Ryan lol.

OH GOD IT'S MOVING!!! It really is omg I'm scared. Like the part of the ponytail is moving. There's like a ghost in the computer.

Sarah and Stephanie are over.

Danm I lost the post but I GOT IT BACK SWEET!!

Lol chrappy MSN.

Jonathan is a stupid stupid face. He is ugly. And I hate him. I want him to die.

I am on the phone with him right now and he is stupid. He doesn't know who Green Day is!! What a retardface!

He's so mean! Lol he always says mean things about me! Like everything I say!!

Yeah. This will be so odd when he comes over.

Meanie!!

K he's gone now. Lol he's so mean to me!

He's going to bug me so much when he comes over!! Which will be sometime from 2-5. Then why the hell did I get up so early? I haven't even slept for 10 hours which sucks because I'm sick which why while on the phone I coughed and hacked so much and sneezed Anthony and he was like omg shut up!!

But he has emulators and music for me!! And I have Ev!! And Nightwish!! And my room!! And he's going to try and fix my shitty discman although that's not likely because it's shitty!!

I need a drink!!

Back!! With lime coke!! And cake!!

And listening to Disturbed!! Who are the best!! Aside from Ev!!

The top of my mouth hurts!! And my neck hurts!! And my throat hurts!! And my head hurts!! Shut up!!

Oh wait!! Me and Sarah were supposed to have a sleepover tonight! I should phone her!! But my bro is on the phone!! Oh well!!

And now I'm going through the front page!! And looking at all my wonderful Ev that I spent hours getting and still get!! And thinking about how danm proud of it I am!! And listening to Story of the Year!! Because they are awesome!!

K I almost fell asleep in my room right now I went to put my planner away and then I was like well just 1 min because I'm so weak but then I had to get up cuz I remembered this was here plus there's too much Christmas crap on the radio right now.

Ow GOD my neck is so friggin like broken!! Seriously I like can't move it it hurts so much!! And stupid Jonathan doesn't believe me but it does!!

Do we have any Clay Aiken Christmas stuff on here? We better! Crap I don't see any. I want Kalan Porter's verison of "Mary did you know" which they play on the radio all the time!! Fine I'll just settle for Kelly Clarkson's version of "My grown-up Christmas list".

Is Stephanie still on? She better be cuz Christmukah starts tonight I think. Shit doesn't it start at my house? Apparently Sarah is sick oh no!! Well so am I that's no excuse!!

Now we are all on the phone!! Apparently Christmukah does not start tonight because Sarah is sick! That is stupid!! But oh well! And Stephanie wanted me to go shopping but that JM is coming over so I can't!!

Now we are off the phone!! I understand why Jake Gyllenhall was #1!! I would do him!! Lol I'm so retarded!

Bobby why do you keep hitting Kyutz I don't think she appreciates that sort of violent behaviour.

Now I must go to MuchMusic.com to see if the list is posted there!! Gerard Way should have been #1 though he is the hottest!!

I wish there was a Fandemonium for Ev again that I could be in!! I would do anything for them!! And if there was a Guy Sebastian one I would do EVERYTHING!!

This is from the MM.com site to see if you'd make it in Fandemonium:

You're walking down the street when you hear a girl screaming. Racing to the source of the screams, you spy Evanescence down an alley (it was actually the drummer screaming) - and they're being menaced by a group of street thugs!

What would you do:

a)Run away because the last thing you need is another ass-whuppin’.
b)Run and grab a security guard and lead them back to the alley.
c)Run into the middle of the battle – Kung Fu isn’t that hard is it?

Ahahahhaah if it was actually Rocky screaming I'd have a heart attack laughing and then I'd go kill whoever it was that was beating them up but I'm sure Rocky wouldn't really have trouble with it.

I've seen the Ev one before but that was when I didn't know that much about them but this time if I watched it I'd so beat them!! This one dude had the Ev symbol shaved into the back of his head. Now that's fanism. That's not a word. I don't care. Shut up.

My neck hurts. Like emmensely.

Bubs says she can take me to the doctor after her appointment but I'm not sure what time I'd be back and that JM is supposed to phone.

I'll go tomorrow if it still hurts.

DISTURBED!! Sorry.

Lol when Jonathan comes I'm going to play so much Ev just to piss him off because he hates them now even though he used to love them until he heard their live CD which he was disappointed to hear was "live". Dork.

That Disturbed. Them and their crazy ideas.

And then Colin was like "Crazy ideas? You have no idea...". That Colin. Him and his evolution. And phillisophical comebacks. Whoa. I have no idea if I spelled that right or not.

Apparently I'm talented because I cut myself on tape. Well the sharp thingy cut me!! Stupid Jonathan.

Now I'm helping Stephanie give away items to newbies on Neopets. Hardcore fun!! And listening to SIMPLE PLAN!! Because they kick ass. Don't look at me that way. It was an honest mistake. Lol sorry I couldn't resist. I like different stuff.

Lol I'm so glad no one's here right now I'm just like sitting here singing Simple Plan while waving my arms around. Well not really singing cuz I can't sing right now so more like talking Simple Plan really loudly lol. TO BE HURT TO FEEL LOST TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARK TO BE KICKED WHEN YOU'RE DOWN FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND TO BE ON THE EDGE OF BREAKING DOWN AND NO ONE'S THERE TO SAVE YOU NO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WELCOME TO MY LIFE!!!

Lol sorry. I did that with Hannah and Gavin yesterday in my room when "How could this happen to me" came on the radio and they were like :o wtf lol!!

YO WASSUP WE'RE SIMPLE PLAN!!!! Sorry.

K Stephanie how long does it take you to get dressed I've been running this board myself for like an hour!!

I'M TRYING TO FORGET THAT I'M ADDICTED TO YOU BUT I WANT IT AND I NEED IT I'M ADDICTED TO YOU NOW IT'S OVER I CAN'T FORGET WHAT YOU SAID AND I NEVER WANT TO DO THIS AGAIN HEARTBREAKER HEARTBREAKER!! Sorry. That's a great song.

I should probably get dressed too. And make my bed for when Jonathan comes. Ew that sounded so wrong. I just mean that everything's all over the place!! Yeah sure Rebecca. Hey you shut up. No you shut up. Make me. K I will. *shoot*. Oh crap I'm dead. Ahahahah told you.

Ahahahahah Sir Paul. Sorry.

Lol what!! Those SP guys are weird.

Hey Toni Braxton sweet! Love this song. K EVERYONE has a session at AOL, seriously.

Hey Stephanie's back. Um I'm not whipped you stupidface he's not even my bf.

Whoa I've like written so much. That's because I've been here for like 4 hours.

Hey Passions is on that's a good way to pass an hour!!

LOL!! What is with this freakshow they're at like some freak party with that person's like skull dad!! Hey look the spirits in the basement are back!! And stuff is flying from the cauldron!!

No I will NOT forget about the slashed tire pig!!

Yes I agree.

What are these like angel babies flying out lol.

Ow my neck hurts I think I'll go upstairs now and I'll be back when that JM stupidface comes.

I am back!

I left for a while. To try and sleep cuz I'm sick! But it's hard to sleep when you're having a 3 way phone convo with Sarah and Silvana! But I almost did and then started mumbling random stuff about Mario and that Newfoundland sweater I want lol it was so odd.

I'm in like 6 MSN convos lol.

Hey I haven't listening to Alexz Johnson in like forever. Dude she looks like crap with blond hair. Why do I see a word verification thingy down there that's stupid I don't want to do that everytime I post.

Story Of The Year is kickass. But I don't know if Disturbed is better. They are quite different bands.

Jason Mraz!! Is great.

K shut up guys.

Don't be mean lol.

JASON MRAZ!! Sorry.

I hate my crusty ears.

Lol that was great Silvana.

Christmukkah starts Monday.

Mr. A-Z they say I'm all about the WORDPLAY. Sorry.

YO IT'S LEE HARDING!! WHO'S NEW MUSIC VIDEO IS AWESOME!! ALTHOUGH THE SONG WASABI IS KINDA GROSS!! BUT HE DIDN'T WRITE IT!!

Whoa I once again totally forgot this was open. That's cuz I've been watching Ev for like an hour and a half and then I washed my hair. Now must full-screen Ev.

I should probably go get dressed. But I don't feel like it. Plus I might go lie down again anyways.

I am so cold. Which is why I should get dressed. But I don't feel like it. Which is why I should get dressed. I think I will get dressed.

There. All dressed. And freezing.

This probably won't help my cold lol.

30 min Ev video eekina! K where is everyone. I know my bro's at work but where are my mom and sister. Probably out Christmas BMing. But they should get back soon cuz Hannah and Gavin and Tim will be here at like 6:30.

Maybe I'll lie on the floor and put on Nightwish and like play Shining Force or something. But first I need an asprin or something.

Yeah I'll do that now. Except I'll full screen Ev.

Sweet.

Guhhh my throat hurts. If I'm sick....

Jonathan gets in tonight eekina! That gives me like another day to clean up my room lol which I was supposed to do yesterday (I meant to!) and ended up putting pictures everywhere. Shut up! I love MCR!! And Green Day!! And Simple Plan!! And Fallout Boy!! And Hilary Duff!! And Paris Hilton!! And Kelly Clarkson!!

I have to let Bobby out!!

I love Jason Mraz!! I found a really really old picture of him on the back of an old Kelly Clarkson one that I took down yesterday and I was like IT'S JASON MRAZ!! Cuz back then I didn't know who he was and now I love him and hope I get his CD for Christmas.

I bought myself the Ev Live DVD yesterday!! Finally! But I don't get it till Christmas danm!!

Holy crap. I talked to Paul yesterday. Like Paul. I haven't talked to him in like a year. See, we almost went out last year but then it got messed cuz he got scared and then we were too embarrassed to talk to each other. But I hadn't seen him a lot this year except for one day when he came into my French classroom and was like "Could we borrow a stapler?" and then I looked at him like omg it's Paul and then he looked at me and then we both looked away. And then yesterday he was in my English class block A for like 10 mins and I was like omg it's Paul and Sandy was like omg it's Paul and then he looked and then I laughed for like a day and so did Sandy.

And during pancake breakfast I saw him in the library and I was like heyyyyy I'm gonna go talk to Paul and then I ate my pancakes and then I went to go talk to him. He was writing an essay so we didn't talk that much but we still talked. About what happened last year. Well actually, what DIDN'T happen last year. And he said he didn't know why he never talked to me again. And what should happen now. And then he tried to be the Victoria public library lol it was great. And then he talked about how this was his last day at Claremont. Because his parents are making him go to private school. And I was like :O my Paul. Well not really lol. But I was like ooooooooooooooooooooh. And then he was like yeah. And then we were like sooooooooooo...um what happens now...and then we were like ummmmmmmmmm I don't know.

And then later I phoned him. And we talked. About why I didn't catch the candy cane that flew into my eye at the skits. It flew from behind! But he said he didn't know how it flew from behind into my eye. Well it DID.

And we talked about how I bought black hair dye again yesterday and how it's gonna be like last year except more kickass cuz I have the side bang thingies that I never did last year.

And about how if anything should happen now. And he says that it'd be difficult. Which it would be. Cuz he won't be at school anymore. Although I've only seen him like 4 times this year anyway so it's not like we saw each other much anyway. It'd be kinda like going out with Kyle again. Although Kyle was an idiot and Paul isn't so not really.

And he said he's willing to put in some effort but not as much as he feels would be neccesary. And by that he thinks that I'm still the same as I was last year. But I'm not. Last year I was like blah but this year I'm all BLAHAHAHHAH like in a good way. Lol.

So he said he'd think about it and that I should phone him again randomly some time. I'll do that in like a week or so. It'd be weird though. Cuz it's PAUL. And like all that stuff happened last year. But I don't know.

Now I'm talking to my sister on the phone. And we're talking about Christmas BM's to give people and stuff. And now Ryan's blaming his sickness on me. Um no I got it from him.

I love Disturbed.

I have to listen to Thrice I was supposed to like 6 months ago!!

My sis asked me what else I wanted for Xmas. I told her that Newfoundland sweater from the patch. That's a kickass sweater I hope it's still there.

I need to email Ehlie to see if we're having a BMover tonight or not.

Whoa I totally forgot this was open. I want to PM someone on Quizilla for part of the HP Fanfic I've been reading but I have to danm register first!! Fine.

Um fine don't send me a registration email little pig!!

This was my email to Sarah:

whur r u
i fun u dahd ehle bu na ansa
stooped dahd ale
mab i fun u mahm
wee nee slepova cuz i knead showe u sumtin dat i dun no haw itz hepened itz soooooo werd
du wee invaht dat setephie o selvahna i fun dem
buh ya i fun ya
oo fun meh
cuz we kneed tak junasin hee cum 2knigh
yaya
larelye

Lol! Don't worry she'll be able to read it. We don't type like that for real just to be the dumbasses that we are. Yo! That was lame. Shut up.

Now my mom is talking to my sis! About me!! Lol jk I don't know but probably about Xmas presents or something.

Now I'm listening to Lillix. That's so random.

I have to check with people to see about Christmukkah. But that requires the phone so I'll have to wait.

I want to see how old Enya is. Dude she's only 44. Wow. I love Enya. I need her new CD.

And Era. They have CD's but not here.

Bleh.

Lol I posted the email to Sandy and she's still trying to figure it out! I have to wash my hair! I'll do it later. But I should do it before I get really sick cuz it sucks and it makes my nose run while it's under the sink. What? I don't know.

I have a brilliantastic idea!! We shall have a Christmukah wrapping session! Of course! We shall wrap presents together! The 3 sisters of the Christmukah tribe! That shall be exciting! And then it would mean not having to do it in my room so people can't see what they are recieving!

Dude why is his hand so loose.

My eye hurts.

Hey it's Jordan Deveaux!

I'm so hungry. But I feel too sick to eat anything. But I probably should hold on.

K I'm back. With Life BM.

What the hell! The danm thing still hasn't sent me the confirmation email!! Fine I'll just go take some MCR quizzes if you're going to be like that.

Sweet I would go out with Gerard!! And I know my metal lyrics! Lol.

K I ate. Didn't do much. But still.

I think I might go lie down soon like Ryan did.

Lol apparently I'm an Evanescence lyrics master. Well that quiz was not hard.

Hey I got a new thing I need to add it to the front page.

Bloody f!!

This effing mouse is effing pissing me effing off. This is sarah's house being at me. They are in the kitchen making shizz.

Seriously this mouse the clickly thing like doesn't work and you totally have to like punch it to make it do shit.

Claremont Idol was good I went a little crazy and my hair was everywhere and then I ended up on my knees on the floor it was great. And danm people talked about it.

Tomorrow is like a sort of school day. Like in block A we have pancake BM and in block B class and block C class except my spanish teacher says that we can have like a mini-party and in block D skits well like 1 but CI winner performers which will not be me lol. This danm keyboard takes so much effort to type with too.

My danm arm itches and I can't get to it cuz I'm wearing two shirts and I can't roll up my sleeves cuz I'm wearing cuffs! K there got it. Crap I think I stretched my shirt the open shoulder part thingy danm. Aahhahahah I just said "me danm arms" to Ryan on MSN DANM IT MY DANM BACK DANM ITCHES!!

Do I have music on this comp I better or at least I can go to the front page for Ev video. I got My Immortal piano sheet music!! Which I've been looking for forever!!! But I can't play piano!! Oh well!!

I think I'll get Sarah in here so we can write in capitals. nvm i'm too tired plus it's like 10pm and I have to go home cuz I need sleep cuz there's school tomorrow.

The Gothic Clan has come to rule
Join us or flee
For the gothic clan has come to rule

That's my kickass poem.

Where's the paper towel crap what happened I have to go see. Ahahahahahah they poured a bottle of glue everywhere and it's all over Stephanie's pants that was great lol.

I'mma phone my mom. Phoning my mom. She answered. Why does she sound like that. She's all like hiiiii all evily.

Seriously if you tried to use it you'd like kill youself. Cuz it's the most annoying thing in the whole universe.pchwwswfonduecheessheesefonduechickens

that was stupid sarah.

i think i'm going home nowina.

k i have to go back my bag yo

Jonathan is here in 4 days!! He's emailed me like every single day for the past 4 days I was like um wtf!!

I'm listening to Ev!!! Because I have Claremont Idol at lunch today!! And I'm singing Tourniquet!!

Me and my mom went to this new second hand store and I got all this awesome shizz! Like a studded bracelet for 25c and my other one cost me $10!! And I got these full length satin black gloves like I've wanted forever!! And these knee high lace black tight thingies!! AND A FUR HAT THAT'S LIKE A FOOT HIGH!!! Sorry.

I have to go to the bathroom!!

I'm back!! And practicing!!

I have to wash my hair and get my mom to curl it for tomorrow.

I did the whole song one time as if i was doing it tomorrow! And it was okay. Byut i have to be more crazy! And it's so hard to type in this danm glopves!

K that's twice!!

I'm tired! Must rest!!

Lol Ryan says he's gonna randomly run on stage while I'm on that'd be awesome.

K I can't sing Toni Braxton lol.

So much Ace of Base!!

I'm so weird.

It's 9pm. that's wo eird.

Danm gloves!

Ooh this song!!

Oh crap I blew my voice singing Kelly Clarkson what do I do.

CHIRSTMAS AI SONGS YES!!!

The choir sang this song at the band concert. They messed up. Danm band concert!

Now I like can't talk lol.

Whoa those studs are so cold. Lol!

Amazing B is on. Stupid Gilmore not be on till Januarb.

SO ugly.

My throat hurts. I need pepsi.

Back! With pepsi! And a banana! And back hiccups from eating both at the same time! Oh hey! Batteries!

Taxi, Ted! Or something.

Danm vaacuum cleaner I've tripped over it like 3 times!

I'm eating a cookie hehehe!! Sorry Bobby.

Je suis tres bored. I want it to be tomorrow so I can see if what's his name is here or not. But that's not what I wished for on a star. Danmit! Hey kitten.

Cookies and bananas are always quite scrumptous.

Ow my back. I knew I didn't eat all my cookie and there it is on the phone book. Along with my gloves why isn't it typing oh there we go I LOVE THIS SONG!! But Icraps do not deserve to have this song advertised with them. K it's not funny the 2nd time in 3 adverts. Just isn't.

That song sounds really bad.

OH GOD!! I walked right by it.

What is it? I don't know.

No one's online. Maybe I'll check some of those forwards I keep getting, mostly from Jordan Deveaux. His b-day is tomorrow I totally forgot till his MSN said it lol.

YEAH TED!!

I heard "we don't even know where ice is except for Iceland".

THIS WAY THIS WAY THIS WAY!!

What are you doing Kitten you're gon like slip on that banana peel yo. Bye. Ow doodlesticks.

I love this game. I'm moving to Canada.

35 emails omg.

I thought I already read this horoscope jingy.

Ew that sounded wrong.

YOU suck.

Oh wait I did. Stop typing so slowly god.

iSTUPID tunes! K.

Haven't been to Veritaserum today.

Sweet OOtP casting is down Hagrid betta be back.

Omg that is like so funny. He is so good.

Lol fatass that was so random. Adadadaddada!!

Lol that one made no sense.

Give him love Alex, give him love. Oh god A. That's not what I meant. Stupid A capatalize thank you. Lol I'm slippery that was great.

Sweet a repeat that gives me something to do for an hour.

K shut up dubm advert. Well first I must go to the bathroom.

I remember one time my sock was crusty.

K must go watch Gilmeek.

Bleh everything sucks.

God he's so stupid. And gay. Not Jonathan. Other person. Who's stupid. Stupid stupid stupid stupid.

Just like "Ohhhhh I'm so confused oh wait I don't like you or wait I do but wait I don't know what I think but wait maybe I do ummmmmm I'm confused". Guhhhh.

21 days eekina!!

So yeah time to watch Bad Santa with Ehlie! It has Lauren Graham in it eekina!

Lee sang "Tainted Love" and "Faith" for top 3, and then he got voted off like I knew he would. It's really sad, but 3rd placers get the best deal.

I'm not at school right now because my mom's in the hospital because she got really sick last night and I was up till about 4.

I'm just waiting for my sisters to get back from the store (my brother went to school for a few hours) and then hopefully I can go see her. I hate hospitals, though.

I want to see Ryan. Ryan's my boyfriend. Well, was my boyfriend but I don't know anymore. Because there was this thing with this girl he liked before and it got messed up and now this is reminding him of it, but that was like 4 years ago!! But I don't know the whole story so I can't call him immature or say that he needs to get over it. Well, he DOES need to get over it but I don't know exactly what happened other than that she hurt him or whatever.

So he said he wasn't sure if he was really ready for this, but he's thinking about it. I was going to find out today I think, he just needs a little persuading to give this a chance because he's scared it's going to get all fudged up. And I think it's going to be okay. My horoscope said I would!! But I'll talk to him later if I can. It's weird not being with them at lunch time. For like the past 2 weeks I've spent every day with him and his friends. His friends are all grade 9 girls, and they're totally awesome, it's not like weird or anything. But I guess I'll talk to them later like I said.

I got a shirt yesterday from the Patch, it's totally awesome. Actually Ehlie bought it for me, but whatever. It's black and has holes in the sleeves which underneath is a black fishnet top, and in like olden writing on the front in silver it says "Gothic Renaissance Queen" and has like a picture of a lion and an 80's sign on it.

Eekina 3 days till Harry Potter 4!! I'm like dying. Go to www.veritaserum.com, they have like over 2000 pictures from the new movie and a billion trailers which are all different and clips and stuff and the guys who run it have been to all 3 world premieres and they've interviewed the cast like a billion times and the interview transcripts are up and there are clips and stuff it's awesome.

So...yeah....waiting....and listening to Lee...for some reason I feel bad being on the computer, although there isn't much else I can do. There's no other way of me getting to school now.

http://groups.msn.com/Lee-Harding-Online is the best group ever. There's a list of how to say "I love Lee Harding" in all the different languages in the word. I'd post it but I'm too lazy, I'll do it later. I copied it down though and it's going in my locker lol.

Maybe now I'll listen to Barry Maguire "Eve of destruction". Shut up!! It was played during the Rememberance Day Ceremony on Thursday, and it's a good song.

I think I'll update the TOTW list now. There's like a billion more from this year, so I'll add them to it.

And find out what that stupid "I left my wallet in El Segondo, now I gotta go get it" song or whatever it. It was playing the in The Patch and it's annoying as hell.

My stupid Ev. video on my front page doesn't work anymore, I have to go get it again and upload it again guhhh.

Children of Bodom is awesome. I was downloading more Nightwish a while ago and I accidentally got one of their songs. I've heard of them but actually never HEARD them. But they're awesome.

Wait, it's "I left my wallet in El Segundo" by A Tribe Called Quest. What a messed up song.

Guhhhh I'm so tired.

There, I reuploaded the Ev. video except I changed it from My Immortal to Going Under. I also need to get rid of some of those pictures that don't show up because of exceeded bandwidth or whatever, but I'll do that later.

I would put on Nightwish except it's bound to make people POed so I'll just stick with Enya for now.

I hope Andiel posts the English homework on the website so I'll know what I missed, but Sandy's likely to be on later so I can just ask her. Deveaux's normally on like all day, so I can ask him for Socials. Spanish is pointless anyway, so never mind that, but I do have to go see Senora Stover tomorrow to talk about my extra-credit project thingy I'm doing because she says I'm "beyond the rest of the class" and that I've "basically mastered Spanish 10" so I was like eekina! Even though it means doing more work.

What's that other class I have...oh yeah French. I'll ask Ehlie. I'll be talking to her anyway today so.

Ehhhh screw it I need Nightwish.

Soooooooooooooooo...yeah.

This is a good song. It's called "Tutankhamen". Yeah, you heard me right.

I want to listen to MCR but I don't have any. MCR is My Chemical Romance by the way. They're awesome. They have a concert in December that I want to go to. But then again I need to go see Simple Plan/Hedley on the 22nd!! And HILARY DUFF on the 4th of January!! K well I'm seeing Hilary Duff no matter what else happens. I'd like die I have like 40 pics of her in my room!!

Ahahahaha I talked to Flamer last Thursday. Flamer is Colin. That guy that I used to like and then did at the beginning of this year. He's like all goth ahahahahaha. K I'm over it. Ahahaahah his spiked bracelet. K I'm over it. I was just about to be like "Dammit Ryan come online!!" but then I remember he's in planning right now ahahahaah. Wait he's not ahahahah. He's in that class he has in Block D ahahaha which I don't know what that is ahahah but he's probably with Erica cuz he doesn't feel like being in class on time ahahaha. K I'm done. Just had to get that out. We still talk normally about retarded stuff like Fruit Loops and how they're made!! But I have to know!!

Yeah.

Damn my face itches. Yeah you heard me. Ugh.

Stupid curlers they did like nothing I hate them. Well it was curly till I brushed it what the hell.

Stupid curlers.

Sooooooooooo....people are making veggie burgers upstairs.....

I need to make my name on MSN say 3 days till HP not 4. Eekina 3 days till HP!! The rest of my name is all crying about Lee!! :(

K that's done. Sweet I got a 4 in there.

I wish Ehlie was here. I was thinking about phoning her cell phone during planning to tell her what happened, but then she would have gotten in shizz for having a cell phone in class. Which would have been quite funny but also mean. But she could have told Ryan. But I guess I'll tell him later.

This is a gooooooooooooooooooood song. Yup. "Bare grace misery".

Too bad the rest of the band are stupid jerks and kicked her out. By her I mean Tarja, the lead singer who's been with them for like 9 years. Apparently she's become a bswitch due to fame so they (It was that stupid Tuomas mostly who like does nothing but play keyboard but thinks he's god cuz he started the band!!!) left her a note at the end of one of their tours a few weeks ago and then posted it on the internet for everyone to see. It was a really mean note, too. Like saying mean stuff about her that when she read she was all :O that is not true. Which it probably isn't. And then she was so sad she almost died. Just like me. Except if it was Ev. I would die. I'd be like :O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O and then DIE. Yup.

And now for something completely different, Mariah Carey "Shake it off". Don't ask why. Just because. I already get enough of that from Erica, I DON'T need it from you stupid. The video's good. I have it on tape from the day I randomly recorded good videos off the countdown. I have 2 Mariah's, MCR, FallOutBoy, Gwen Stefani even though I hate her I just wanted to see what her new video was like and it sucks and I hate her, OLP, and some other stuff. Yup.

I have to stop saying yup. I don't say yup. I need juice. Becanjuse!!! I don't CARE about the stupid calgon commercial, Mariah. Shut up!!! Jk hun!! K I'll stop now.

I am so odd. I went upstairs for juice and came down with cereal. Ahahaha it sounds like a disease. K I'm done.

Now I'm getting Neopoints for my mom. Tersa says that maybe we can go see her at 5 if they let us in. They better.

"A rose for the dead" is also a good song.

Damn Ultimate Bullseye. I used to be so good at that game.

Damn Turmac Roll. I used to be so good at that game. I used to be able to asnwer the PHONE while playing that game. K that was once but still.

804 nice!!!

I get to go see her soon, and my grandad just phone to say the hospital people say she's doing fine and they took the tube out so she's really happy. That's awesome.

Now I'm watching a recorded episode of Gilmore Girls that I missed yesterday.