Oh my god, I am so dumb. I'm at Sarah's house and I was phoning Jordan, but I accidentally put in the last 4 numbers as Calum's number, and then his mom answered the phone and I was like "Is Jordan home?" and she was like "Jordan? I think you have the wrong number" and I was like "Oh okay, sorry". And I totally thought it was Jordan's mom and that she was lying, but then I realized that it kinda sounded like Alum's mom, and then I was like "OH MY GOD, I just phoned Calum!!" I'm so dumb, seriously. It would've been so hillarious if Calum had've answered the phone, I would've been so confused like "Ummm...Calum? Why are you at Jordan's house?"

On Thursday block C and D (10:30-12:20) we went up tp Claremont High for a musical theatre play called Just Off Boradway, where they were re-doing plays like Grease and Mamma Mia, Rent, and the later show at night which we didn't get to see had Chicago and Cabaret, damn it. Later that night it was my brother's birthday and they all went up to my school to see my concert. It was grade 6 and 7 band, choir, and concert band, and everybody but my mom knew that I was doing a solo by myself after the grade 7 band. It was so funny, because Mrs.Robertson said something about a grade 8 soloist, and then she suddenly said, "I'd like to introduce you to Rebecca Grace" and my mom wasn't really paying attention because she was trying to fix her camera, so she didn't hear it until my sister like punched her and told her to look, and then I was looking at her and she suddenly saw me up front with a mic and she was like "WHAAAAAAAAAA?!" and you should've seen her face it was so funny. And then I sang Dusty Springfield's "You don't have to say you love me", more recently done by Cosima De Vito on Australian Idol (And ya'll are like, 'OH, so THAT'S why she did it, eh?'). And then my mom was like crying and she was just like Diana Degarmo's mom, which means I'm D!! YAY!!! Whoa jeez, calm down. And then all the choir people were saying how good I was, so that was fun, and these women in the audience kept giving me the thumbs up sign. And then this one woman came up to me after to ask what my name was...beh. And then my sister said she heard Mr. Prescott asking people where I was so that he could come up to me and tell me how proud he was of me and how brave I was...beh. And then this really hot guy in my class, Alistair Hayward came up to me and like patted me on the back and was like "Good job" and I was like "OH MY GOD!!! EEK!!". And then Sarah was like "Alistair is not hot.", but she didn't actually say that because she wasn't there, but she's saying it now because she's an ass.

And then this other hot guy named Callan, he came up to me the next day at my locker and he was like "You were good" and then he coughed. And then me and him and Alistair were talking about it at my locker and then Jordan was like "What did she do, what did she do?" and I'm not sure if they told him, I don't think he really cared, he was just jealous because I was talking to hot guys that were not him. Ha, sucker. But it was weird because after the show I had people that I didn't even know like saying to me "Bye Rebecca, I'll talk to you tomorrow!" and I was like...beh. No but then there was this girl named Bronwyn and she's usually nice to me, but then she walked by me and she like totally glared at me, and my mom was like "Um, I don't think you should talk to her, I think she wants to kill you", and then outside in the parking lot she kept turning around to stare at me, and finally my sister was like "OKAY, you can stop staring, do you have a PROBLEM or something?" Ha, Teresa, she's like 20 and she like yells at everyone, it's so funny, but she's seriously gonna get punched one day. And then my other friend Tia from Alum's class was at her car and then she like did some karate kick thing and was like "REBECCA!" and I did the same thing and I was like "TIA!!" and then we did it over and over again and I asked my mom "Did you hear us?" and she was like "Um, how could I not?" and then me and Tia were doing it again at school it was scary. I'm listening to Shannon Noll "Under my skin", such a cool song, it was one of the few times he didn't suck. Now I'm listening to Shannon Noll "New York, New York", from Big Band night, which was like I said, one of the night where he didn't suck. He says something weird in the middle that I totally have not been able to understand ever since I got it, which was like last year, something about do something ladies and gentlemen. But then again, Nolly has a speech problem, so. Alum wasn't at the concert, he was going to go, but then they called him up from Vancouver and were like "We need you out here on Thursday, be there damn it!!". Well, that's what Mrs.Robertson said, I just added the damn it part myself, I'm smart. No I am dumb! JPL is hot. Billy sounds like a cat. Jeff from play is hot.

So, I was like at a play at the Belfry on Friday and Sarah was there! She is sooooooooooon cool! That was her, and the last like 6 things were her too, except I did say Billy sounded like a cat, but I didn't know she was gonna type that. Now I'm listening to Kovered in Lies "Always for real", Billy Klippert's band. Or should I say "Ex-band", damn Billy. He got a record deal, so he had to ditch his brother and his band, screwhead.

And today, I went to confirmation (Church) with Sarah, and it was good because I got to help fill up the little wine thingy's and cut the bread for tomorrow's service, which I get to go to because Pastor Ron wants me to give a speech to everyone about why I came to the church. Well actually, Laurel (one of the church member girls) said that it means more of like why I came BACK than why I came there in the first place, you know. And then Leslie (the helper person), told me to go down into the kitchen and get juice for the dudes, and then bring it up to the teen room. And so I went up there and I was like "Hey, ya'll want some juice?" and Alex one of the guys is like "YEAH!!" and I was like "Okay well, you can, you gotta, you know" and he's like "What, pour our own damn juice?" and I like "Yeah, that's it" but I was kinda surprised because he said damn in a church but then I was like okay whatever because they all did it, and I do it outside of church anyway, so. And then me and Alex were having crutch fights and then I turned around and he poked me in the ass with one!! And then I was spinning around in a spinning chair by the window it was so fun, and then I got up to get some more water and Alex stole my chair, asshat! Sorry, I'm just fingering Sarah right now and she's trying to push me away because I said "Ow, my face" and she was like "Yeah, it's kinda ugly", so I called her a byotch and fingered her. Don't finger me and act like you didn't, byotch!! Now she hit me in the face with her finger, what the hell!

So anyway, when I was in the teen room hitting Simon with Sarah's crutches, this REALLY REALLY REALLY hot guy named Luke came in with his dad because his dad was fixing stuff, and I've liked Luke for a while, so of course I was like totally freaking out. So then I walked up to him and gave him one of Sarah's crutches, and then he kept poking me with it! And then he would take an end of it and then move it really close to my face until it was like touching my eyelashes, and Kate is cool. And then Kate is Sarah's sister, she just came in and said that so I'll be nice and not delete it. So anyway, Nathan took Sarah's crutches out into the hall and played with them, and then she was stuck on the couch, and then Luke came back in with them and he looked at me and was like "Hi" and I was like "Are you having fun?" and he's like "Yes". But then we had to go and I was sad, but I hope he will be at the service tomorrow.

When my neice and nephew were other the other day for my bro's b-day, and when we came back from the concert and my mom and sister and bro and bro's gf went out and me and the kids were alone in my room, Hannah started getting all pissed at me for no reason and was like yelling at me and like being all like "Well, you don't even LOVE me, you just love GAVIN, and you don't even care, and you just, just love GAVIN best, so I'm not gonna talk to you anymore, and Gavin, don't talk to her anymore, because she doesn't know how to babysit us, and everytime we come to Toria she makes us all mad". She's like 4 years old and she was being such a bitch, seriously and like she started crying for no reason, and then my nephew came over to me and was like "I love you Beta, want to be my friend?" and like hugging me, it was so cute, but I think he was trying to make Hannah jealous and mad because she is sometimes mean to him, so. And then my asshat brother kept telling her not to hang out with me because I was just going to get her mad, but then my mom came home and yelled at him, so I was like haha byotch. So then Hannah apologized to me, but everytime she got alone with me she kept saying it again so I got pissed. And then I was telling my mom about how Mr. Prescott thought Gavin's name was Hector, and she's like "What? Why are you saying that about my brother, STOP IT!!" and she was getting so pissed and she started yelling at me again but then my mom got mad at her. so it was funny. And then she was like "Becca, you're not allowed to touch Gavin's cars" and I was like "Whatever" and then Gavin wouldn't give me a hug and neither would she so I was like "Umm...Anybody?" and then I kept asking Gavin and he's like "No" so I was like "Stupid kid" and my mom thought that was so funny even though it's mean.

Okay, so earlier today me and Sarah made this cool blend thingy of American Idol, I'll post a link so you can see it, but I gotta go now, and it's coolies, so please like it I did the pics and she did the logo/writing, and I have to watch LIZZIE!!! Seacrest, out.

[URL]http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=163445{/URL]

Okay, so the finale:

Jennifer Love Hewitt started it off on Ryan's show set, and LaLoser sang a bit of her song from the CD, and now Kim Caldwell is showing D's fan's back home. Commercials.

Back. Now Ryan's in Tasia's dressing room. Ha, she's putting makeup on him. Tasia. Now she's showing him her blue box. NO, not THAT blue box, ewww!! And now Clay is in Tasia's hometown fans!! Ooh, hey hottie! He's hot. There's lots of people there. He's hot. Tasia says Clay looks awesome, man. She said "Clay, you look awesome man! He does.

Nicole Richi and Christina Christian. My mom just said that Nicole looked like Carmen. I'm gonna kill her, Carmen's not a slut.

Oooh yay, Georgie!! He's singing a bit from his CD song "Me and Mrs. Jones". Ha, he bounced. Now Ryan is going to go into Rarndy's and Paulker's dressing room, but after the break.

Back. Randy's chillin. Paula's babbling nothingness. Back to Xtina Xtian. What the hell? It's Ray Romano. Now back to Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yay, Jazzy!! She's singing "Midnight train to Georgia" from the CD. She's so cool! There was this girl in my grade 4 class named Dieu who looks just like her.

Now in Simon's room. I'm not really listening. Ha, he has so many black suits. Now back to Jennifer. Sharon Osbourn likes...I didn't hear. What the hell? The red room is full of gospel singers, dude. Now we're out into the AI set. Holy crap, so many people. Adverts. Gotta check email that Sarah sent me because she's sitting right beside me and and bitching at me to look at it.

Back. Tamyra Loser, singing the American National Anthem. Clay does it better, and so does D. Well, D sings it all the time at like games and stuff. Tamyra can't hold a note, but she's okay. Whoa crap, bad note.

Ryan's babbling. Yeah great, someone will win, WOW!! I don't want to see the loser judges, but whatever. Randy Smackson? Beh!! That's what Starah just said. Haha, Sarah just knocked her crutches against the door, sucker. Now she's threatening to hit me with them. Try it, bitch. Oh crap, she did. Bitch again. Hey, it's D and Tasia on the stage. Now she said she's gonna crap on Leah. Labelle? That's fine with me. She hates Tasia. Crap, now Kelly Clarsuck is on. What is she wearing under her suit thing? It's open and she's wearing a sparkly bra. What a slut. Hey, it's Ruben!! Oh look at him, he still can't sing without sweating so much that he almost passes out like I did at the parade the other day. Shut up. Now THIS is a weird group: Tasia, Di, Kelly, and Rube. Kelly Clarkson sucks.

Now Ry is moppping Rube's head. What the hell, he always does that. Hey, Johnny's parents are right behind D's mom, AGAIN!! Damn Calum, he's 6 timing me! With Diana, Jasmine, Jen, Sarah, Sandy, and MY MOM!! Calum, that is just wrong!! Never mind. Everybody keeps calling me a slut, it's so weird.

Back. Fantasia says a bit of her expected to be there. And Di says that she didn't, but we all got her there, so she thanks us. Now back to Clay in NC, talking to some black dude. He's hot. Now we're going over to Snellville with Kim C. They're talking to her choir teacher. Haha, D is like totally freaking out, it's so funny. The mayor or Snellville is there too, and the motto is "Where everybody's somebody in Snellville" I've known that for like, ever. You're dumb if you don't know that.

Now highlights of last night. Go D, that first performance was awesome! Go D again!! I love you Tasia, but NEVER sing Summertime again! Hey shut up Simon, the only reason that D messed up on that last song was because her mic blew and she couldn't hear herself. Break. This is taking freaking forever!!

Back. Ah crap, Yelly (that was mine) Barkson(that was Starha) is taking the stage singing some crappy song from her Cd. Okay that's it, we're going back to the singles site where we're looking for gay men who are looking for other gay men! Ah, lesbians!! Okay, top two music video singing "Shining Star". I like that song. Commercials. You want a drink, Sarah? Yes please. Okay, I'll be right back. Sarah's like "Damn, why did I say please?"

Back, yo. Oh my god!! The top 12!! George!! Johnny! JPL!! Mattie!! Ha, Matt's wearing a yellow shirt. Now all the girls! Camile!! Leah!! Ugh. Amy! She looks so bad. Jazzy! This is the top 6 medley, except with more people. Jazzy is singing the same part she did before. Hi Jenny! What hell? The judges are all laughing at them and some dude is grooving in the audience. JPL's being a retard. Is it just me or does Camile have black hair now? JOHNNY!! He's singing solo he's so good!! Yeah, Camile has black hair, it looks good. Oh hey, they're singing D's Elton John song. What the hell? Diana and JPL are singing together. And now D and Matt and JPL are all singing together. Ha, Camile's fainting on th floor in the background from meeting Elton, I remember that, it was so funny. Jenny is singing now!! Singing Barry Manilow. I missed her so much!! Go to hell Latoya, what kind of crap are you wearing? Hey, it's Barry, go him!! Sarah calls him Old Clay Aiken Guy. But he's so cute!! And now it's Tasia. Hey, the 3 divas are singing together and pulling off the medley. Ha, Ryan said "Matt Rogers is having a fun time with JPL on the stage". Now they're showing some clip where this girl thought that the piano guy was Barry, and Barry swore so they beeped it out. How bad. I heart orlando Bloom, he is sexy!!! That was Sarah. She says she saw Guy. I don't believe her. Now she's getting pissed. Huh, I just rewound the tape and she's right. Well look, there were two afros sitting one in front, one in back, and I thought she meant the girl. Whoops. Ah, gay prom guy on TV!! Never mind.

Albert Einstein just winked at me. I'm scared. Yay, Ruben's singing "What if" one of his rap songs from his CD that I own that I got for Christmas. Okay, he's wearing a nice suit for the occasion, but he has a gangsta cap on to hide his sweat, that doesn't go well, and plus it doesn't hide it. I just said to Sarah "If you touch Guy I'm gonna jack you up". And she goes "Guy's not my type, and you're like 'You don't have a type'", so I go "Type B" and then she realizes that Rube has B written on his cap!! Ooh, Sarah and Ruben!! And then she says that her type is C, so I go "Calum, Callan, Callum, Clayton, Clay, Chad Michael Murrary, Chad Fitz". Ha, sucker. I'm type J, Jordan Deveaux BAYBEE!!! I hate Avril Lavigne, so much.

Back. Ryan is with D, she's gonna sing "I believe". I hate these idiot gospel freaks. Go D!! Now Fantasia - same song. Pretty cheap! Commercials.

Back. Now D and F are singing together "I knew you were waiting". Ha, Diana goes "Come on, everybody!" This is probably the last time I'm gonna hear her say that, I love it it's so cool. They're cool. Now we're going to the judges for last minute comments. Disfunctional family, eh Paula? I'm sure that's what you grew up with. Now the comments from last night. Fantasia, you sang and judges talked. Diana, you sang and judges talked. The winner is...

Fantasia Bursucko. I heart Diana Degarmo. Damn show. I'm so crying. So we're coming back next January, but I'll be here next week to recap Canadian Idol auditions.

Okay, Tuesday's show: Tasia and D!

Diana - "I believe", which is their Idol song. Oh. My. God. She is SO good! Seriously!!! I can't believe her, she's almost making me cry. ALL THE IDOLS ARE THERE!! Seriously, on one side there's Leah, Camile, George, JPL and on the other side there's Johnny and his parents, and Jen and Amy and Mattie. I haven't seen Matt yet, but Brittney's on the phone with me right now and she says he's there, so.

Tasia - "All my life". She's not bad, but this is such a stupid song. She's bouning like George Huff. Whoa, London France, Tasia! I don't think there are any words in this song, seriously, most of it is "Yeah, Yeah". Randy hated it. Oh there's Mattie! Simon said she's lucky that she's doing more than one song, because it sucked. The audience is booing, he says shut up. Commercials. Oh, that Jon Stuart "DAMN YOU CANADIAN BACON!"

Diana - "No More Tears" again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!! She's changing the words up a bit and adding bits, it's still as good as it was the first time, only better. Randy said she's singing her face off. No! I love Diana's face. Paula agrees. Simon said her dancing was hideous, and the whole stupid pageant thing, he says. I LIKE the whole stupid pageant thing, man! Commercials. Hey, it's Paul Martin! I love that guy! Jean Cretien was awesome, but so is he.

Back. Tasia - "Summertime". NOOOOO!!! This is the freaking THIRD time I've had to go through this!! New dress, still sitting on the floor, singing horribly. I'm going to KILL her if she RUINS Jenny's song ONE MORE TIME!!! Yup, typical, she sits right on the AMERICAN IDOL circle, as if to say "Yup, that's me". Ugh. Whoa Tasia, don't bend down that low when your wearing a LOW NECK DRESS!! I did NOT want to see that, I've already seen her underwear this episode, and Jasmine's yellow bra on Big Band night, this is turning into an R-rated show! Oh good, she's done. Hey, she's wearing the same silver bracelet as Jazzy, what a copy! Randy and Paula say she's great. Paula says she'll never bore an audience. Sure, she's not boring, but she sure as hell can piss me off! Simon said she's the best contestant in any World show. Nu-uh, Guy and Cossie were better!! Commercials. My mama's still up stairs washing the dishes. Oh well, she didn't miss much, it sounded just as bad as the first time she did it, and the second.

Diana - "Don't cry out loud", again!! YAY I LOVE THIS SONG!!! Oooh, she's kind of messing up. YAY!! Now people are going to vote for her!! Randy says: Allright so, let's critique the song. You started weak at the beginning, you fell apart at the middle, you were pitchy, I'm a loser. Paula says: I'm a loser too, oh well, you're still wonderful. Simon said that Fantasia scared her and she lost her chance. Commercials.

Tasia - "I believe". Um, what is she wearing, seriously? A green dress with straps that look like they've been twisted around by John Stevens and it was five minutes before show time so she didn't have time to un-twist them. Or something...like that. She's good, but not as good as D. I'm sure this is different for Tasia, you know, singing with a bunch of gospel dudes...not! Whoa, calm down!! With that dress on you girl, it's not only YOU who is bouncing. You get it? She's crying!! Awww, Mattie is standing up and whistling! And Amy is crying. All the judges say it was superb. Yes it was, but D's was superburer-ish. What? I don't know.

Beh!! Paul Anka is singing "My way"! He was here last year. This year he's singing about Di and Tasia, last year it was about Clay and Rube. Aha, they're showing auditions. Aww, Army Girl and ScooterGirl and stupid scat girl that I hate so much. Haha, he's rhyming something with JPL and William Hung and JPL. Haha, Ryan is surfing. This is so messed up. Beh!!

Recap!! Go D!! I gotta go vote for her and so do you!!

1-866-IDOLS-01, 3, or 5 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-436-5701. If you want to vote for Tasia, go ahead, but I'll kill you all if she wins. D, out!!! Hopefully not!!

Results show:

GUY WAS THERE!!! He sang "Angels brought me here". He brought me to tears, seriously, he was so amazing. And I NEVER cry when someone's really really good, but he seriously made me start crying, I'm glad no one was here to see. Tamyra Boring was there too, singing twice, the first song was played with auditions clips showing behind her, they showed Mattie and Johnny like 6 times and ScooterGirl and George and Amy, so that was cool.

And then Tamyra loser sang AGAIN, the same BORING song "Raindrops will fall", that she did before, but I was glad because my tape stopped recording so I had to run and get a new one and she took so long with her boring and slow singing that I got it in time. Apparently she co-wrote the winner's song. That's gotta be boring, then!

So, the final two are...Diana and...Tasia. Yeah, that's right, Jas got eliminated. But it's okay, she'll do fine. I'm kinda sad and crying right now, but at least I got what I wanted, which was D in the finale, even though I know she's not gonna win, it's gonna be Tasia, but whatever.

It was funny though, because they all starting pushing each other around and Jazzy was getting mad at Fantasia she was like "You SAID you weren't gonna cry!" and then Jas got to flip a coin to see who went first in the finale, and Tasia picked Heads, so D picked tails, and it was heads, so Ryan asked Fantasia "Do you want to go first, or second, in the finale" and she was like "Second..." and then Di got SO mad at her she was like "NO!! Meanie!!" and then they all started hugging each other and pushing each other around again, I think they'll all best friends, kind of like Clay and Rube and K-Lo last year. Jasmine Trias, out. In more ways than one. I'm gonna head over to Idolforums to see how the Jazzy fans are doing, they've gotta be really upset, I gotta make them feel better, see ya.

Okay, so I'm sorry I didn't recap the show last night, but I was out, so I only saw the first 3, but I recorded it so I'll tell you now because I'm watching it:

Jasmine Trias - "Saving all my love for you". Her pick. It was awesome, and she had her hair done like Diana Degarmo on Motown Night, which is how I had mine yesterday. The judges all said she wasn't as good as Whitney Houston, and Clive Davis said that no one is as good as Whitney. Shut up, Clive Davis. Whitney's good, but I've heard better.

Fantasia - "Chain of fools". Her pick. It was good, but it sounded exactly like how she sang it on her CD. So, so far her and Amy are the only ones that sang their CD song on the show.

Diana Degarmo - "Ain't no mountian high enough". Her pick. I hate that song, but I think she did good with it. She got bangs, she kinda looks too young, but good. Judges didn't like it much. Well, Paulka did, but she's so stupid she likes everything.

Jasmine Trias - "Mr. Melody", Paulker's pick for her. She's doing great. I bet Paula picked it for her because she thought she'd mess it up. Well, in yo FACE, PAULKER!! Whoa jeez, she messed up the end. Judges liked it. Simon says "So what?". So, she's awesome, freaktard.

Fantasia - "Fool in love", Simon's pick. Whoa! This is Diana's top 100 song!! Now I know what it is!! She's doing okay, D was better though. Randy says she's like Mary J. Blige "Mad dope". What the HECK does that mean? She's BETTER than loser Mary J. Blige! I have no idea what Clive is saying. Something about Fantasia having cancer, I don't know. Simon is using reverse phsycology on the audience, he says "That was the worst thing I've ever heard in my life". He says he didn't mean it, he just wants people to vote for her. Right.

Diana - "Because you loved me", Rarndy's pick. I LOVE THIS SONG!! Oh my god, seriously? Whoa. This is Suzy Vulaca's audition song. Suzy sucks. Di can't hit that high note. WHOA, yes she can!! Oh my god, she is SO GOOD!!! GO RARNDY!! Awww, I love her mom, she's so cute. Rarndy says it was just aiight. WHAT?! That was the equivelant to Jen's "Weekend in New England". Pauloser says that she wished she could have made it different. Shut up, freak. No idea what Davis is saying, don't care either. Simon says 7/10. Di says "I'll take that", so he goes "That's a compliment". No it's NOT you freak, that's not even a B, that's a C+, and D's performance was an A+!!

Back. Oh sweet, Ryan Malcolm's in the audience, and he's got his skunk-boy hair style, sweet! Jazzy "All by myself", Clive Loser's pick. Whoa, she's doing exactly what LaLoser did and MORE!! IN YOUR FACE, LATOYA!! Randy says it was great, but he felt no emotion. Shut up, I don't care, you're an ugly idiot. Paula says it was great. Clive says something about notes. Yeah, whatever, shut up. Simon says it's Ha-wa-ee's fault Jazzy is still here, because for him, it has to end tonight. SHUT UP!! I hate you, you're an ugly idiot just like Rarndy.

Miss Barrino - "The Greatest Love Of All". Another Clive song, and another Whitney song. She's doing awesome, almost as good as Audrey de Montigny from Canadian Idol (4th place). She can't hit the high note like Audrey did, but still. Okay, she's scaring me with her scary smile. Randy says good. Clive said "Wow". Wow, I could actually understand him! Simon says "What does it say behind you?". Tasia turns around "American Idol". That's what he says about her.

Diana Degarmo - "Don't cry out loud", Clive's pick also. She's SO GOOD!! Whoa, she can hit those notes SO loud and hold them!! They all liked it, the judges I mean.

Recap, Tamyra Gray will be on the show tomorrow night. STUPID TAMYRA GRAY!! Guy was supposed to be there, so I don't know what happened with that. Results show in an hour and a half. I don't know if I have enough tape left, but I'm so not going to try taking it out to see because the VCR might turn off and not go back on again, so. I just got kicked off Die Uber Immunity Idol as Billy Klippert, damn it. I bet it was my partnering with Diana Degarmo that did it! But wait, everybody voted for us, so why were we in the bottom 2? Oh well, I'm glad she's safe, and I'm glad I'm safe as Cosima De Vito in my other game.

So I'm here by MAHSELF, my mom went to Tswwassen to see my grandparents and to take Hannah and Gavin back home, but she promised she'd call me from Sydney to tell me to phone my grandparents to tell them that she won't get the 7. I think she might though, because my brother is taking her, and he goes like double the speed limit, so they'll be going mighty fast, baybee! Yo. And she also promised she'd call me tonight so I can tell her who got voted off, even though she doesn't really care because she hates all of them. I love all of them, so I'll be sad whoever it is. Well, Di and Jas more than Tasia, but almost all the same.

Okay, so about an hour ago there was an American Idol Special show on about the top 3, Ryan interviewed the judges and contestants and then the girls sang one song each, any song from the show they wanted to:

The judges didn't say much except about how the competition was about winning and blah blah blah Matt Metzger Latoya London sucks ya'll know now.

Jazzy came up first, saying about how hard it was being 17 and having to go to school and stuff along with Diana being 16 and having to go to school and stuff. She still says "Ha-wa-ee", it's so cute. There was this one part where Ryan goes "Is this hard?" and Jas goes "It's like, hard, like really hard. It's like, harder than I thought." She says like almost as many times in a sentence as I do, that's so cool! She sang "I'll never love this way again". It wasn't as good as the first time she sang it on Barry Manilow night, but that was only because she wasn't as loud because she wanted to rest her voice, good girl.

Fantasia came next, she's so funny. Ryan asked her what she used to do back home and she goes "Eatin, watching TV, eatin, playing with Zion, and EATIN!" and then Ryan says "What's the biggest luxery that you've found here and which will be hard to let go" and she goes "FOOD!!" Because she says that back home she ate these things called "Chillits" and Ryan goes "So, you don't have chillets here?" and she goes "OH YEAH, I found some chillets HEAYAH!!" And then they were imitating Simon being like "What is a chillet? What on earth is she talking about?" in like his British accent, Fantasia does it better than Ryan but they're both hillarious. And Tasia sang "Signed Sealed Delivered" which was good, better than in the top 12 Soul Week, when I hated her.

Diana Degarmo was last, and she talked about deserts and stuff, I wasn't really listening, I was trying to find out whether I was safe in my reduxes or not (OH YEAH, BILLY KLIPPERT SAFE AGAIN, BAYBEE!!!), and she kept doing this thing where her voice went really high because she was like imitating herself saying "Oh my god, what are they going to say to me?", like about the judges, and then she was like "Oh my god, you're so cool, you're so awesome!" about what people said to her on the streets, I don't know, I didn't really get it, ya'll know now BAYBEE!!! Shut up, yo.

So then she performed "Turn the beat around". It was better than when she did it on Latin Night, but that's probably because I like her more now and because the stupid Miama Sound Machine wasn't there to drown her out like they did my Johnny-boy.

So next week is judges choice, where they each sing 3 songs, and one is picked by them, one by the judges, and one by the guest judge, Clive Davis.

Jasmine's songs are:
Her own choice - "Saving all my love for you". I have no idea what that is. Someone said something on TWOP about Alexis Lopez singing it in Season 1, which I didn't watch, but whatever.

Judges Choice - "Mr.Melody". Right, whatever THAT is. Seriously.

Clive Davis's choice - "All by myself". Stupid. Clive. Davis! That's LaLoser's song from the top 32 group 3, the one she got a standing O for from Rarndy and Paulka. Everyone's gonna compare Jas to her, even though she's so much BETTA, BAYBEE!!

Song choice spoilers, courtesy of TWOP(www.televisionwithoutpity.com)They hate Jasmine and call her Assmine, but at least they gave song spoilers, yo.

Wednesday: It started like five minutes ago, it was supposed to start at 9 but I guess they messed it up:

Nothing really's happened yet. Some phsycic freak gave them some information about themselves to help them perform. Blah blah blah, she's making up freak stuff, whatever.

Group song, yay! Here goes Diana. NO! Latoya's singing "Hot Stuff". That's COSIMA'S song, you freak, don't touch it!! Here's Jasmine! Fantasia's singing "She works hard for the money". She's good at it. Beh! Donna Summers is singing now. She's cheap. Barry Manilow's better. When is Clay coming on, seriously? Sit down Paula, you're a retard. Whoa jeez calm down, Rarndy. Now she's singing with the girls. The only judge who's not looking like a freak is Simon. But then, he never does anything to embarrass himself because he already does by saying the stuff he does. Um. Eh. Commercials. I need to go upstairs for some watermelon or a drink or something.

Back. Me and my drink. Well actually, my drink never really went anywhere, I got it from upstairs. OOH! Entertainment weekly shoot!! You guys HAVE to look at the cover, it's so hot!! Especially John!! Jasmine and Diana look really pretty. It's 80's theme, the cover. Why aren't they showing John and George? They're on it too, hello? Oooh oooh oooh, there's JOHN!! And a bit of George, but whatever. Whoa jeez, results. Where the heck is Clay?

Diana is SAFE!! She's in the final 3, whoa. OOH, after the break is Clay!! Whoa jeez, ford video much. "Free your mind"? Diana looks cool. Commercials. When the freak is my mom coming home? Oooh, "Raising Helen", I want to see that movie so bad!! Oh no, I just realized something. If Diana's safe, that means Jasmine's going home, because it was going to be one of them. Haha, global shipping. I don't get it. Shut up. Oooh Troy, I AM going to see that!! Brad Pitt's hot, so is Orlando Bloom. I'm hopefully going to see it with Sarah, but I'm not sure because she broke her ankle falling down the cracked steps that lead up to the bandroom outside at our school, so they fixed them and she's having operation.

Back. Oooh, my hottie...CLAY!! Hey, Clay was never a geek with a great voice! He's always been a hottie with a hot voice. He's singing "Fantasy" with the girls. Oh man, he's wearing glasses, I love his glasses they make him look even HOTTER!! I have to go stare up at the television now as close to Clay as I can get!! I just kissed Clay, how sweet. Haha, the girls were just backup singers to him, he owned that performance. He keeps doing this sexy head move with his head, it's hot, and his pulled off note, hot. Whoa, that was good. OH man, more results.

Fantasia. Yeah whatever, we don't care what she sang and what the judges said, I just wanna know if she's safe. Fantasia...you are in the bottom 2. OH MAN!! She has a boyfriend. Oh Tasia, I'm so sorry about saying that you were a single mother who's boyfriend had run away!! Yeah he's talking about Josh Gracin's record deal, K-Lo's record deal, Ruben's failed record that I own, blah blah blah. Now they're talking about Clay's solo tour, he's ditching Kelly and it's about time she sucks and ruined every song at their tour. Oooh, sexy smile Clay!! He is so hot, he's hotter than Jordan. Jordan's mean, he called me a 3-letter word that starts with an F and ends with a G, you get it. And has an A in the middle, NOW you SERIOUSLY get it if you didn't before!!

Commercials. So it's down to Jas and Latoya. Jassy is going to be in the bottom 4, LaLosa is going to be safe, we all know that, then Jasmine's going to go home. Last year Kimberly Locke and Josh Gracin were in the bottom 4, and he got kicked off, and we all knew that was gonna happen too. Okay, my mom's home now, good, she's missed a lot.

Back. We don't care Ryan, seriously. Yes, kids are wearing shirts that say who they voted for, I want a "I voted for John Stevens" shirt. Shoot, Donna's performing again!! Get away, bring Barry Manilow back to perform, he didn't get to sing this much! Ugh, they're really stretching this out. She's singing a song about cake being left out in the rain, how freakish. OUCH, her voice just cracked majorly and she screamed and broke her note, that was worse than anything Jasmine's ever done!! Sit down, Randy and Paula.

Finally, she's shut up. Jasmine, songs and judges comments. Latoya, songs and judges comments. America voted and...we'll find out after the break. I hate that line! So, commercials. AGAIN. I need another strawberry.

Back. America voted and...LATOYA IS IN THE BOTTOM 2!!! YES!!! Jasmine is crying and freaking out!! HAHA YES!!! Fantasia shouldn't be there, but JASSY IS SAFE!! Crowd is booing at Jasmine. SHUT UP, CROWD!!! Simon's mad. Fantasia's so much taller than Latoya. Paula says America got it wrong. Shut Paula, you let them vote, you live with the decisions. Randy says he doesn't know what America is hearing. Obviously not what you're hearing with Latoya. Latoya said she's never seen herself leaving, Fantasia said she doesn't care because she's still a winner. OH YEAH, you go TASIA!! At least she's not saying "I always thought I was going to win, I can't believe I'm so close to being kicked off!" which is what LaLoser thinks. Commercials.

Back. One diva stays, one diva goes, says Ryan. So, the loser is...LATOYA!! Oh MY GOD YES!!! I just fell of my chair and rolled around laughing and screaming. Now it's your death video because YOU SUCK!!! Paula's crying good, that's what she gets for liking a freak bad singer. Now Loser's singing "Rain on my parade". Still can't understand a word she's singing. Tasia and Jas are crying. Don't cry guys, Latoya sucks and you don't! Diana's not crying, haha. I think America just DID rain on your stupid parade, loser, sorry. Your parade lasted too long.

Clay says this is not good, she's amazing he says, he doesn't get it.

Tuesday: I'm a bit behind, Latoya's already on...

Jasmine Trias - "Everlasting love". She was good, but her voice kept cracking. It was nothing compared to Clay, but not much is, except for Guy Sebastian. Simon said she was going home. Shut up, Cowell.

Latoya London - "Love you inside out" or something like that. She was good, she started yelling a bit too much at the end. Simon just said everyone knows she's a great singer. I don't know it! Well, it was a bit good. Simon said it was boring. Yeah, because it wasn't her usual screamingness. Simon said she has no personality. NO DUH!! I realized that like 5 months ago! I have no idea what Paula just said, but I don't care either. Yeah whatever, Jackson agrees with Cowell. I have no idea what he is saying. Nothing special, I think. Yeah, Latoya's performance was nice. Don't you people get it? This has been only like her second good performance, but if it's not screamed so much it's incomprehensible, I guess that means it's not good. Whatever.

Fantasia Barrino - "Knock on wood". Um, she just let some guy in the audience twirl her around and then she pushed him back onto his chair like he was her boyfriend. Right. She's doing great. Don't start with the "Yeah's" Tasia, you'll ruin it! Oh good, she didn't. Whoa, echoing last note much. Ha, now she's glaring at Simon. Simon says she's different and it was great. Wow, he's smart. Donna Summer agrees. She's the guest judge tonight. She says Fantasia has the best smile. Paula says Fantasia always picks the right songs. Not true. Randy says "Dude, you got it goin' on". Yup. Ryan just said "Yo, whassup, Barrino?" Um, people only talk to ME like that. Except they go "Yo, whassup, Hudson?" after Jennifuh Hudson. And they go "Yo, whassup, Rasmusen?" after Carmen Ramusen, yo. Giat with the program, yo. Haha, Reece. Shut up!

Commercials. Wait, commercials ended.

Diana Degarmo - "This is it". Yup, "Come on ya'll!". Ouch, not a nice dress. Makes her look a bit fat. Oh yeah, go Diana! I am so her. Shut up! Whoa, that was weird. It just showed her mom looking mad, and then when she saw the camera on her she starting smiling. Simon reminds her that he always said she was too young for this competition, now he takes it back. And before she chooses songs, keep away from Fantasia and Latoya. What? I have no idea what Donna just said, there's way too much noise in my house. And Paula says that someone is happening to Diana. Yeah, she's getting better because she knows it's down to the wire and she needs to step up her GAME, which is what most people do. What? Shut up Randy, say Paula and Simon. You're boring, says Simon. Ha, RANDY'S boring, Mr.IalwaysthinkI'mrightsoI'mjustgonnakeeptalkingeventhoughnoonecares?

Commercials. If you've noticed, which you probably have unless you're dumb, they're doing the judges comments backwards tonight. They start with Simon, end with Rarndy. Yes, I know I wrote Rarndy, it's just what I call him, so shut. Shup. You, shup. Right. Whatever. The judges didn't know Ryan was gonna do that until the show, so when Ryan tells Simon he's speaking first his face is like "Um, dude, what are you talking about you're such a freak", you should've seen it. Seriously, it's like, when I walk in, I predict that the judges will see me and they'll be like "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?" and then I'll take off my sunglasses and they'll go "Oh my god, what is this freak doing here?". Oh yeah, 3rd season Auditions, weird guy with huge sunglasses who talks like me. What? Shut up, George. Ah, that Jon Stuart. He's so funny.

Back. More Jasmine Trias!! "It's raining men". She didn't sing the beginning, she messed it up. This is such a messed up song. She's shouting the word "Whoo!" every other second. Someone's been taking lessons from Diana. There she goes again "Whoo!". But she's doing good. Voice isn't cracking as much on this one. My mom said it was horrible. Mom, shup. Simon says she better hope every household in Hawaii has like 50 phones or something, because she needs it. Um, I'm voting for her dude, I'm not in Ha-wa-ee! Paula's just talking garbage again, I'm not listening. Paula, shup. Randy said it wasn't her best. NO DUH, retard! NO!! She's crying. I hate this show. I am voting for her double now. I can't believe they made her cry! But hey, she's only 17, it must be hard. I hope Diana messes up next and cries too, or else people will say that Jasmine's a wimp and Diana's stronger than her and she shouldn't be because Jasmine's older. People can be dumb like that, I bet you anything they're gonna say that.

Commercials.

Back. Latoya London - "Don't leave me this way". Standing O from an audince bit that she is standing in front of. Before she starts her rather yelling but I guess good performance. But she still isn't interesting. Simon says as good as the original. If you liked that, then fine. The judges all like her, but then they decided she was the winner about two months ago, so no surprises there. I still don't understand why they didn't just give her a contract on day one, and let us watch more amusing performers.

Commercials.

Back. Fantasia Barino - "Holding out for a hero". She sings the line,"Where have all the good men gone?"...and I think, well go as Jasmine. They may have been among all that rain.I don't know this song, or maybe she is singing it weird.I guess it was okay, if you like that sort of thing, which I don't. Neither did Simon. Hee. Even Paula (with her still bruised face) didn't like the song. Randy, of course, did.

Diana Degarmo - "No more tears". Sitting on the stage seems to be a required starting pose this year. She looks disco, but she seems to be shouting. Yet another song I don't know. I thought there were about a thousand disco songs we actually knew. She looks very disco. Oh and Simon liked it. Because she did it right. Or something. They all liked it. Okay, so much for my opinions.

I think we will be seeing Jasmine on Ryan's show Thursday. Unless major sympathy voting happens, in which case....maybe Fantasia?

Mmm-kay, the last 3 performances were done by my mom. I thought Latoya was bad, and Fantasia and Diana were AWESOME, BAYBEE! I'm going to vote now, if Diana gets kicked out I'll kill somebody, she was the best of the night.

I'm on Idolforums, waiting for people to send me their votes for my show that I just typed out. If they vote me out AGAIN, I'm going to kill them. I've been voted out twice in the first round on two stupid message boards, the first time with Diana and Camile, and the second time by myself but Leah and Charles Grigsby were in the bottom 3 with me and then it was down to me and Charles. I think I did pretty good for my first time typing out a show. http://idolforums.com/index.php?showtopic=144863&st=20
My username is Merrill, I'm the one with the Carmen Avatar and Guy Sebastian blend. I love that blend, someone from the board made it for me when I gave them pictures of him for it, and someone made my avatar when I give them the picture and the song. Click the picture of Carmen, it plays music, I love it so much!!

Eric Yoder is played by my mom, so I'm making sure she doesn't get voted out. I just hope it's Leah. I've only had two people send me their votes, but so far Leah's in the bottom 3 and I'm not. Ha, loser. Ah, Bob, get away. What a skishable kyutz. Shut up. I guess I can't say "Shut up, George" anymore because George is gone. I suppose I could always say "Shup up, Jasmine" but that would be mean. Ah screw it, I'll still say "Shut up, George".

When I woke up today at like 12:30pm, like no one was here, I guess my mom went to her garage sale thing at St. Michaels University, which I wanted to go with her to, but I guess she couldn't wait for me to get up because she had to drive Patrick to some writing thing downtown. Tyler Hamilton "Don't let the sun go down on me". Eh, Marc Devigne's version was better. What? Shut up, Georgie. Ah...Georgie!! He was on Seacrest on Thursday, but I haven't watched it yet because I was in Courtenay for two days. Stupid bitches that I was rooming with, except for Emmery. What? SHUT UP!! Carmen and Kim Caldwell were on Seacrest on Wednesday, but I haven't watched THAT yet either because I was too busy packing. I bought this really nice white tank top thing at the mall in Nanaimo yesterday, it's like one of those thins that has a circle at the top that leads into two cross over straps that go behind. Or something...like that. I went shopping with Andrew's sister and Tia and Emily and Kelsy. That was fun.

So anyway, when I got up and went into the bathroom, there were plants and dirt everywhere. Like all over the counter and floor. Because I guess some dumbass cat knocked it over. Jenny Gear "Tower of Song". And then so I spent like an hour using sponges and paper towl to clean up all the dirt, and then I had to put the cactuses back into their pots and I poked myself like ten friggin times, and I still have a pokey bit stuck in my finger. But I cleaned it up good, all the water and stuff as well, so it looks like nothing happened, but I'm still gonna tell Bubs anyway when she comes home, so that she can be all like "Thanks Becca, you're so nice!!". Someone on Idolforums said that my website was very very funny and that I was so cute. I know that already, but it's still always nice to hear. Joking. And you guys are like, "No you're not"
And I'm just like "Cha, yes I am!" and you're just like "CHA, punctuation much!!". Whatever. Shut up.

Oooh yay! More votes. Okay, so far Leah, Suzy, and Jen are in the bottom 3. Oh well, at least I'm not there. I phoned Neetu last night and we were talking about Metzger, and how I love Metzger, and how I'm obsessed with Metzger, and how I should go to www.rebeccasobsessedwithMetzger.com, which totally isn't a site, but whatever, and she's going to lend me tape of "National Lampoon's Thanksgiving Parade", so I can see Metzger. And we were laughing way too much, but whatever. Millsy "Dirty Girl". Millsy has a record deal. Millsy got beat up in a bar about a week ago. A guy punched him so he could go back to his friends and go "I hit Millsy". Millsy came in 5th place on Australian Idol. All the 5th place Idol people are like RJ Helton, Trenyce, George Huff, and Millsy, dude. Millsy and RJ are the best. There's only like 40 minutes left to vote, so at 5:20pm someone will get kicked off, and it won't be me, not if I can help it, which I can. So you guys can go to the link after a bit to see who goes, if you want. Haha Millsy "Damn right I'm serious" just like Clay "I'll be damned if I have thoughts of you". I listened to Clay's CD twice on the bus right to and from Courtenay. I also listened to Ryan Malcolm, The Moffats, and Melanie Chisholm. Good stuff, man. Shut up Rebecca, you're such a freak. Oh shoot, Lizzie McGuire's on in 20 minutes, I have to go eat something.

And...it's on!! Wednesday's results show: Got the the remotes beside me, I'm set!!

Yes Ryan, we get it, someone's leaving tonight. Now introduce the loser judges. Now the finalists. Now a recap of yesterday. Haha, George. Awww, Jasmine. Shut up, Latoya. Hi, Diana!! Hi Tasia. Now they check in with the finalists to ask a bunch of loser questions. Jasmine says it's hard to say goodbye, but that's what a competition is. You go, Jassy. Fantasia, you made Paula cry. Isn't that great? Now another cheap Ford Commerical. Boogie Wonderland? This is retarded. Get away, ugly fat kid and postman guy. And freak old lady that is freaking Fantasia out, you go too. Commercials. I'm just checking my email now because I didn't get to today because after school I was hanging out with Neetu and Sarah, and then when I came home me and Bubs had to go to Wal-Mart to get me stuff for my trip to Courtenay tomorrow with the choir and the Concert Band (Gordon isn't going, cripe it).

Back. Yeah whatever Ryan, I'm not going to the tour, I wish. Group song! No wait, no group song. He's got them all on the stage. He's going to identify the two lowest vote people, one is safe and one is not. Now they're just recapping their performances. George and Diana look nice. Latoya's wearing a one-sided curtain for a top. Cheap earrings, too. Jasmine looks so pretty! She's wearing a leather blue tank top!! And light blue eyeshadow!! Fantasia looks nice too. She has her hair longer and pinked/purpled up a bit. Commercials. Right. We had a lot in that segment.

Back. Yeah whatever, enter, win a ford at www.idolonfox.com. The two people in the bottom 2 are...George and Jasmine!! Oh no. Oh NO. OH NO!!! Now we check with the judges. Simon says they should be there. Paula says it's sad one of them have to go. Randy agrees with both of them. Oh good, they're both singing again. George is singing "Cheek to cheek". He's trying to act happy, but you can SO see that he's freaked out. Yay, he's dipping!! This might be the last time we get to see it. I'm not saying who I want to go home, I won't choose.

Jasmine is coming now, singing "The way you look tonight", John's audition song. She's so good, I love her!! These two were in the bottom last week, but with John. Commercials. I think it's going to be Jasmine, it'll be so shocking if it's George.

Back. Okay, the outcast is...George. Whoa. No WAY!! Jasmine is greaking out, so George goes "I love you too, Jasmine". Now his death video. Um, tribute video. NO!! He's crying!!! Haha, he jumps around a lot. Haha, George and Elton. He says it's the happiest he's ever been. Fantasia's crying. Now George is bouncing. George is singing again "A wonderful world". I bet he doesn't think the world is so wonderful now that a part of it's just kicked him off the show. Whoa, Fantasia's REALLY crying. I gotta go sit and watch George. So it's an all girl's final 4, eh? That's different. It's going to be so sad without George, I'll miss him so much!! Seacrest...out. Sorry.

Okay, I'm here with Tuesday's show LIVE, on Big Band Night with the Final Five!! (stupid show without John Stevens)

Ryan is introducing us. And believe it or not, in 4 weeks we'll have our new AI!! Now he's talking about John's elimination. Shut up, dude. And how it's not fair that it's Big Band without him. Thank you Seacrest, at least someone cares!! Now we meet the judges. Simon "Meanie" Cowell, Paula "Bitchy" Abdul, and Randy "Dawgy" Jackson. Beh. Now they're showing a history of Big Band/Swing Music. Kewlies. I bet John has seen this a million times. Ooh, Duke Ellington, I love him!! Yo, it's Sinatra, and Dean, and Tony Bennett, those dudes John loves!! Now they're showing the dudes in the red room. And Tasia's talking about John. And so is Diana. She says that they're not as good as John at this sort of music. Damn right, you aren't. And George! Is! Excited!! And they have a band. What a copy of Australian Idol. And now the band is showing what they can do. Which isn't much. Commercials. I should recap the commercials. Ooh, eggs! I love eggs. Mmm, eggs. Shut up, Rebecca.

Back. Diana's singing "Someone to watch over me". Be right back, gotta watch it. She's doing good. She's wearing a really nice dress, but she looks really short. The band is totally drowning her out, which they did with John. She looks like Alice in Wonderland!! And now she's saying that she sang it for her Grandpa and her Army people. What is going on here? She's singing again. But not "Smile" like Paula said. Some Judy Garland song. "Come on, get happy". Beh!! They never sing twice in a row when they do two songs. And she's supposed to be singing "Smile!" Maybe she'll do that later??

Randy says she's the bomb. What, that will blow up the music industry? Kidding. Whoa, Paula looks like she has a black eye. Yay, somebody punched you? It's about time! Simon says it's her type of music. He called her an "Old Soul, and that's not a compliment". Actually, it is. Commercials. I have to go to www.thegmspecialist.com to see the advert winner!! Shut up. Oooh, before show promos. Another before show promo. Stupid Joan of Arcadia.

Back. Yes Ryan, we know about the tour. Shut up and send George out. He's singing "Cheek to cheek". I have to watch him. Hold on. Okay, this song's too low for him, but he was good. Now he's singing "What a wonderful World". This is Guy's song dude, don't wreck it, please. Wow, he yodelled. He hasn't done THAT since the auditions!! That was good, but not as good as Guy's.

Randy said it was really good, but too safe, like not amazing. He was looking for a high note. He DID do a high note, you retard!! Paula found him truly enchanting. I find your black eye truly enchanting, because it means that someone hates you as much as I do. She had her hands in front of her mic, so no on had any idea what she was saying. She was probably like "George you suck", and then she takes her hands away, "George, you're so enchanting!! Bitch. Simon agrees with Randy. Oh burn, he said that George could go on any cruise ship, and the passengers would hear what he heard tonight. Commercials. Oh jeez, my tooth hurts. Shut up. No seriously, it does. Fine.

Back. Latoya London "Too close for comfort". Be wise? You're not. Be smart? You're not that either. Seriously, everyone's worn that shirt, Latoya. She's screaming the whole song. SHUT UP!!! She says Thank You. You're not welcome. It's not my fault I had to sit through it. She said she sang the song because she loves it. No, I thought you sang it because you hated it. Now she's singing another crappy song. I have no idea what she's singing because she's screaming so much, it's totally incoherent. Something about Rain on my parade? I don't know.

Randy said this is her kind of music. No it's not. Paula said she took the gold at the Olympics. Very nice Paula, but this is AMERICAN IDOL, not the Olympics. Simon said 10/10 for a very good broadway performance, which means he hated it. Thank you Simon, you actually do have some sense in you!! Commercials. Oh crap it, I've lost the remote. No wait, I put it in the drawer. Idiot girl.

Back. JASSY!! "The way you look tonight". She's singing John's song. She's wearing a green top and chain blue jeans. She's so good, she's singing so high!! She's doing the song for Johnny, how nice!! No wait, she's doing it for her family. Now "It's almost like being in love". She's jazzing it up! Haha, JAZZY, get it?? Oh, shut up. She was so good! That was only the second fast song she's ever done.

Randy says it was aiight. Shut up, it was more than aiight. He likes the high notes, so do I. He says she needs to bring it. Whatever that means. Paula says she enjoyed her second song. And now she's asking her a bunch of dumass questions like "Have you ever imagined being up here?". Simon hated her. He said she had her chance to pull something out of the hat, and she didn't. Randy agrees. Shut up, Cowell and Jackson. Ryan says "Randy's looking for dude, do you know what that is?" Jas goes "No, I have no idea". Randy says it's the ball. Ryan goes "If you think Jasmine is dude, vote for her!" I think Jasmine is dude!! I'll vote for her!!! Beh!! Now Ryan just asked Randy and Simon to come up and sing, and they were going to, but then Simon went back to the table so Randy did too, and Ryan says we'll see it next week. Right. Any Fantasia Burrino fans in the house? Nope! Great! She's coming on next. Oh, the joy of it all. Commercials. Ugh, people on my MSN can't read!! I put my name as "Don't talk to me I'm busy, unless you're Sandy", because I know Sandy needs help with her homework so I'm waiting for her to come on, and so Stephanie starts talking to me!! And now she's getting mad because I won't talk. Look, I'm watching American Idol and trying to do a freaking recap at the same time. It's hard, okay?

Back. Queen "A crazy little thing called love". She looks like LaToya. La Toya, I'm sorry. Can't ever forget the space, you'll get shot. Tasia's doing okay. Um, she's dancing strangely. The song reminds of her little brother, because he drives her crazy. The next one is for her little bro too!! Something about life, I don't know what the name of the song is. She hit a high note. Jasmine's high notes are better.

Randy says it's unbelievable. So does Paula. Simon says that her and Toya are in a totally different league. Yeah, Toya's in the "Sucky" range.

Ooh, recap:
Diana Degarmo - 1-866-IDOLS-01 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-43657-01
George Huff - 1-866-IDOLS-02 or text the word VOTE to 1-866-43657-02
Latoya London - 1-866-IDOLS-03 or text the word VOTE 1-866-43657-03
Jasmine Trias - 1-866-IDOLS-04 or text the word VOTE 1-866-43657-04
Fantasia Burrino - 1-866-IDOLS-05 or text the word VOTE 1-866-43657-05

You can online text-message if you're in Canada at http://www.mymmode.com/messagecenter/index.html, and just leave the subject box blank. It probably doesn't work, but at least I feel like I've done something every week. Well, except the past two weeks when I haven't voted and Jen and John get kicked off, I still feel bad about that.

Why are you crying Paula? You suck!! Ryan asks them what they thought about Simons "Different League" Comment. Randy says he agrees, but put Diana in there too, in his opinion. And then during the credits Ryan runs over to the judges table and chucks water on Randy, and Randy chucks it back and looks like "Yo dawg, what you doing man?". People, don't chuck water at each other, please, for the sake of the kids. Now I have to see if I got voted out of Uber Idol Redux. I already got voted out of Supreme American Idol in the first round with Diana and Camile. I was Carmen Rasmusen. I'll be back tomorow for the results, I am SO tired it's so hard watching the show and doing this at the same time and trying to write down the voting numbers on a piece of paper!! Make sure you vote for Jasmine and George, and maybe a little for Tasia!! Seacrest, out!!

Okay, so right now they're just showing clips of people getting voted off. Nooo!! Johnny and Matt!!! And Jen!! Ehh. Commercial. Back.

Fantasia's up first, as I promised. She's not wearing shoes. She says she hates shoes. That's CARMEN'S thing, hating shoes and not wearing them!! Pig. Now Ryan's asking her a bunch of dumass questions. Now she's talking about her loser mom and loser kid. Fantasia, your mom and kid are both ugly, sorry. You don't name your kid ZION, seriously. You just don't. Now she's telling all the girls that it's okay to have a kid and then let the dad take off. Right. Now she's talking about church. Boring...ooh wow, she was in the bottom 3, wah wah. She thought it was hillarious anyway. Now she's saying that everyone here is a winner. Eh, that's true. Now she's talking about Jen. Shut up, Tasia. Is taking risks part of her strategy, Ryan asks? No, because she doesn't take risks. Okay, now she's demostrating the bobo, whatever that is. Some freak dance move of hers. Now she's going to sing. Time for another butchered rendition of "Summertime". God, SHUT THE FREAKTARD UP!!! Now she's sitting on the floor again. Stupid double caps. I'M going to cry if you don't shut up, losa!! Okay, freaktard, you're done. NOW GET OFF THE FREAKING STAGE!! Ugh. Commercials.

Yay, it's the omelette chef! He's talking about what he was doing when they called him back to the groups because of Donnie William's arrest. He was resting, and didn't answer the phone at first. Right, don't even mention Donnie. Little Richard? Whoa jeez. He is so joyful. George, what's the most challenging component week in and week out? Choosing the songs, George says. The friendships, George is talking about Jen. Haha, George loves big hair. Whoa jeez George. She never sang "Over the rainbow"! When Jen left, it was hard for you George, right? Awww, they were so close, how sad. Whoa he's so weird, he said when he saw Jen walk in the door for Wildcard, he said "JENNIFER JENNIFER!!!" Now Ryan is asking him to sing. YAY!! Now he's going to sing!! Ugh, losa Quinten Tarantino is in the audience. And so is losa JPL. I just came back from doing the dip and the bounce with George. I can't help it. It's fun. Commercials.

Yay!! Jas is here!! She says it's fun being here. And that she's watched the first 2 seasons, and she thought she was good enough to be here, and now she knows that she is because she is. Or something...like that. And it's crazy in Ha-wa-ee now that everyone knows here. And now she's talking about she's ditched the flower. Her shirt is so cool. It's like a tank top with a white stripe cover up thingy. And now she's talking about her dad. And how she works school into it. Which she says is hard. Now talk about the judges! Do you listen to their advice? Yes, because they influence me to do better. What is it going to take for you to win? A lot of hard work, focus, and being true to herself, she says. Can she feel the big night in the finale? Yes, she can! Now she's singing, "Inseparable". She made it sound better than she did when she sang it in the first week. Commercials. Muted. Diana Degarmo "One Voice". Starah is here. Whoops, SARAH, my bad.

Back. Diana's next. Diana's copying my shoes, dude. That's cool. She says Ryan looks comfortable. Where does her confidence come from? She's been singing all her life, that's where. Crap, I have no idea what she's saying, because me and Sarah can't stop laughing. She's proud of her hometown. How has your mom helped you? She's been really supportive. Her mom's cool. Now, to talk about prom. What happens if you have to do AI on your prom, what does your date do? He has a backup. Of course. He's a good friend, so. Do you feel like your missing out? Nope, I've done this my whole life, so this is what I want to do. Are you ready to sing? BRING IT ON!! Now she's singing, "Think". Whoa, she just winked at him. Someone likes somebody else. She's running around the crowd just like George. She was good. Promos.

Back. Now it's time for LaFreakTard Freakface. Wow, she has stepchildren. Whoop de doo. So she's a slut just like Tasia. Her husbands a comedian? What kind of a freaktard career is that? Wow, her husband can't believe that she's his wife, up there being a loser. Whoops, performing and being a loser. Oh WOW, she was in the bottom 3 too! For the second time!! Who really cares? Oh yeah, you have your good times, and bad times, and she was shocked. You're not that good, Latoya. Actually, you're not good at all! But she's happy with what she's accomplished right. That's her way of saying "I'm happy I suck, so fuck off". This is SO boring. Wow, now she's singing "Somewhere"! Who cares. She's SO ugly!! If she got her hair extensions back, I might like her, but only because she wouldn't be ugly anymore. Okay, seriously, SHUT UP!! That's it, I can't take this anymore, my recaps done. Seacrest, out!!

Okay, I just wanted to tell ya'll about the American Idol Special on tonight at 8/7c on CTV, where they introduce the final 5 and show their auditions and chat with them and stuff and then they each get to perform their favourite song from the show. John Stevens was just on ET with Paula, who was making him feel guilty about Jennifer leaving and making him cry and then telling him that he had nothing to feel guilty about. Bitch. Right before John got eliminated, at the commercials, he said to Georgie, "You're not going anywhere, you have a great voice, you're staying", which is so sweet of him, my Johnny baby. He's going to perform on ET tomorrow at 7pm, and he's actually going to sing the type of songs he LIKES, so all you Johnny fans out there watch it, mmm-kay?

The songs that they're singing tonight are: (in order)

Fantasia - "Summertime".
George - "Take me to the pilot"
Jas - "Inseparable"
Di - "Think"
Latoya - "Somewhere"

I don't think I'm even going to watch Latoya, I hate her so much, like 100,000,000x more than Tasia, which is why I won't even listen to her song on the AI3 CD, which I have downloaded on my computer. It's okay, I didn't use Kazaa or WinMX, just an Idol site, so don't you go sueing me now, mmm-kay? I've already got Andrew Excell sueing me for writing about him on here. Well that was just a joke, but whatever. I have to go eat my spaghetti and meatballs now, but I'll be back later to MAYBE recap the show, just maybe, when I'm watching it. It's quicker that way. Mmm-kay?

I am so retarded. I just came back from seeing Mean Girls about an hour ago, which is a really good movie, and when I got home I decided to phone Alum, who wasn't home, then Jordan, who didn't answer. Then, for no reason, I decided to rip up everything to do with Jordan that I had. Melanie C "Lose Myelf in you" (I'm playing her CD). Anyway, seriously, I took his printed off my wall, ripped it to shreds, took his framed picture and turned it face down on my desk, then I went to my Math notebook and whited out all the stuff I wrote about him, took out my planner, ripped out the page in the back where I wrote about him, and rippped that to shreds too. Then I went to a page where I wrote his name like 60 times in a row, and whited that out too. Then I went to my email, and deleted the whole folder of messages I had from him, and took him off my list of contacts. I still have a whole diary of stuff about him, but I'm going to see if I can get him to read it before I destroy it. And I have a binder with conversations that we had in it, but I have to get it back from Sarah before I ripped it up. Oh, and I deleted his number off my speed dial. The only thing I'm keeping is the toy kittie he gave me on my 12th birthday, because it's soooooo cute and I love it, just like I thought I did him. Melanie C "Positively Somewhere". Such a weird song, seriously.

I don't know why I did it, though. We haven't talked in weeks, unless you include the time in the library Wednesday morning when I asked him what book he was looking for. I think it's because I thought about all the things he does, and how much chance we have of actually getting back together again. Whenever Shannon decides to be a loser and throw Guy at him (my pencil case) or something, he freaks out and like kicks it. And he tells people he hates me. Well, he hasn't done that in a while, but still. Melanie C "Melt". I swear to Jesus Roman, she's saying goat. What? Whatever. Shut. And then there was yesterday, when some asses in my class decided to throw my papers everywhere in Tech Ed, and Jordan did nothing about it. But it was funny, sometimes I go to sit with him and Andrew and Shannon, and I say "Shut up Jordan" he says "You shut up", except he doesn't say it in a hate way, he kind of says it the way he used to. No!! Don't go there, Rebecca, seriously. No "Used to", anymore.

I remember this time when I told him that I had watched a video and I was going to die in 7 days (The Ring, he hadn't seen it), and he actually believed me and he got so freaked out, and then he was so pissed when I told him that I made it up and that it was from a movie. He was like "NEVER do that again, next time do that to somebody who DOESN'T care!!" AI3 Top 9 "Elton John Medley"...NO!!! JOHN-NNY!!!!!

My phone is a piece of crap, seriously. It started staticing when I was talking to Kristina, but then a few people phoned for my mom, who isn't here, and it stopped doing it. Then I phone Alum, and it starts doing it again. Seriously, it was so bad, he could not hear me at all. Everything I said he was like "What? I can't hear you!" and then I said something else and he was like "Hmmm?" and then he kept saying "I can't hear you" as if I didn't know that, so I was like "Okay, I think I KNOW that!!" and he heard that, so. I just started laughing everytime he said he couldn't hear me because it was so hillarious. And then I put him on speakerphone, and it got a little better. And then it was funny because he's like "Okay it's better...no wait it's not...wait it is...no, okay it's messed up now". And then I got so mad I was like "What the freaking hell!!" and then he was like "Okay, I'm gonna go because--" and then my phone totally died. And I was like "Oh crap." I got to ask him whether he was mad at me, and he said no, why would he be. And then Kristina phoned me back and the phone was fine. I really want to phone him back, but I don't want it to happen again, so I'm just gonna ask my dad what's wrong.

Okay, I'm watching the results show right now:

Ryan put them into two groups: Group A - Fantasia, Latoya, Diana, and Group B - John, Jas, and George. Group B is the bottom 3. Sandy said on MSN she was said, and she only likes Diana, so I thought Diana was going. Now I'm utterly cofused. She said that to throw me off. What a bitch. I was so freaked I was like "No. NO. NOOOOO!!!!!" Seriously. I need water.

Randy says it's the correct bottom 3 and one of them deserves to go. Shut up, ass. Oh crap, Ryan's sending someone back. Oh shite, it's Jasmine. That's good. Ryan said "George, step back, to let Jasmine go back". What a pig. John and George are the bottom 2. Damming hell, this is NOT fair!! They can't send George home, he's so cool! They can't send John home, he'l miss Big Band Theme next week!! Now there's adverts. What the hell? A guy is breathing fire out of his mouth from eating a hamburger. Idiot promos. Why the hell isn't my mom home yet? Idiot mom. Okay it's coming on. It's on. Oh my god I'm so scared.

No!! It's John. I'm not gonna cry. Okay, I'm crying. No, I'm not. It's okay. He's singing again now. Jasmine's totally crying. So's Diana. Don't act like you're sad, Paula, everyone knows you don't give a damn. Wow, he's getting to sing the whole song. No one ever gets to do that. Don't cut him off, you fucking promos, those bastards can wait for the fucking OC!!!

Tuesday: Latin music with Gloria Estefan as Guest Judge...incredibly boring night, I must say.

Tasia Rino - "Get on your feet". She was okay. She yelled out "This one's for Jennifer, we love you baby!" which got me so pissed, but still, she was good. I listened to her song again today. But no, I do NOT like her, don't even think that, ever.

George Huff - "Live for loving you". He was really good! He said listen like twice and he did this totally scary thing with his eyes, it was funny.

Latoya London - "Rhythm is gonna get you". She sucked. Hell. And she was incredibly ugly, seriously.

John Stevens - "Music of my heart". He sucked mildly. But he's still hot. The first part was good. He sang it for his grandmother, which is so sweet. Haters are actually phoning the producers and death-threatening John. That's so horrible. Come on people, he's a 16 yearold kid who's just doing what he loves, and hasn't hurt anyone. Losers.

Jasmine Trias - "Here we are". She was the best of the night, even though her throat messed up at one point.

Diana Degarmo - "Turn the beat around". I haven't decided if she sucked or not, I'm listening to it again right now. Yeah, she sucked. If you want a good version of that song, download Carmen Rasmusen's from last season's Disco Night, which was WAY better.

I didn't vote last night. There was no one worth voting for. I was going to put one vote in for Jasmine, but then the computer wasn't working, so. Carmen, Kim C, and Trenyce from Season 2 were on On Air With Ryan Seacrest today, giving their takes on last nights show, and saying who they thought was going to go home and who was gonna win. Kim said Jas was going, Carmen said John, and Trenyce said George. And they all said Latoya was going to win. Not if I can help it, sorry Carmen. They're on Ryan's show every Wednesday, which I didn't know till today, but it's good that I do.

Here's a conversation me and Sandy had in my Math notebook today in Math class: the one that starts out with R, then goes to J, then D is me, and then the P and B and W is her. We do that so people who look at it won't know it's us.

R: Do you think Jordan still cares?
B - What if you get punched in the face?
R - Do you think Derek made that up? (Derek said in Tech Ed that if someone was beating me up Jordan would step in and defend me, haha)
B - NO
R - LOL he was reading (Jordan had just gotten yelled at by Mr.Melnyk for reading during a lesson, that is so him)
B - Okay
R - Maybe I'll write Gordon a note
P - I'm so sleepy
R - Way to go you just made me yawn lol :o
P - Yeah!
J - Mmm donuts lol double glazed (Mr.Melnyk was talking about double glazed windows or something retarded like that)
P: Ya yummy
J - Whoa...I just figured out who my fave AI is
W - Who?
D: JT...ooh I just got looked at!! (I looked up at the clock and then when I looked back Jordan was looking at me)

Diana Degarmo "One Voice". Now I'm just reading over a conversation that me and Sandy had about Jordan. We have like 8 pages of notes in here, I have to rip them out and stash them away in case Melnyk wants to do a notebook check or something retarded like that. Jennifer Hudson "Heat wave". Now I'm looking at the time when me and Shannon were writing in Social Studies during the crappy video we were watching on castles. They had video game music, like from Shing Force II, seriously. Sweet. Elizabeth Letendre "The first ever I saw your face". How the hell did Elizabeth Letendre get there? Oh yeah, the wildcard show. Haha, now I'm reading the conversation that I had with Neeto and Calum at their lockers, which I wrote down for Sandy later. I gotta phone Gordon to tell him about the extremely pissy letter I left in his locker today after school. Jennifuh, OUT!!!

Cripes? Who the hell says cripes, seriously? Ugh. I'm working on crappy science homework again, what fun!! Actually, it's crappy math homework, but whatever. I just gotta get it done before mum comes home, because she'll get so pissed if she finds out I'm doing math homework while on the computer. Camile Velasco "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road". Damn ratios combined with triangles. You suck. Diana Degarmo "My heart will go on".

J 2 8 Find J: 2 J J = 2x40 J = 10 Find I: 2 8 I = 8x8 I=32 =
--- = --- = --- --- = --- ------- --- = --- ------
40 8 I 8 40 8 8 I 2
(known
ratio)

That is seriously one of the questions. Question 6, to be exact. I just finished one of the pages. I still have another triangle one, Science experiment #8. I also had to find two pages of internet research on the Medici family, but I did that when I got home, so all I have to do is print it out, which I'll do later. Jennifer Hudson "No one else on earth". Okay seriously, I gotta go, I have to finish my homework because I have to watch Jen perform on ET at 7, but first, a few song spoilers for tonight's show:

Fantasia - Get on your feet
Diana - Turn the beat around (Carmen's song from Disco night, if she screws it up I'll kill her)
John - Music of my heart (extremely messable upable, if you get that)
Jasmine - Here we are

If you want the rest you can go to www.idolforums.com but if you're on the West Coast it's a bad idea because the Easterners have already seen it and they'll say stuff about the performances, so. I'll try to get my recap up tonight after I download the songs. Seacrest, out!

Okay, I am so freaked out. You can tell I'm freaked out, because I never make more than one post a day. And plus, I'm not listening to music. Well, that's because the TV's on, but still. You know WHY I'm freaked out? Because I have to go to Peer Mediating tomorrow. With Calum. Because I'm mad at him. Because he's being an ass. It was Neeto's idea. That's all I can say. Cripes.

I just finished watching Lizzie McGuire (the one where Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo sneak out to a party they're not allowed to go to), and now I'm talking to Ariel on MSN. We're talking about how Alistair Hayward is so opinionated and he always thinks he's right even when he knows he's not. I was just getting mad because he keeps saying that John Stevens and Jennifer Hudson and Jenny Gear suck, and Fantasia is the best, and that if I don't think that that it means I'm deaf. But I know it's not true, in my opinion, and everyone's entitled to their own opinion, so. Wow, that's the most sensible thing I've ever said on here. Shut up.

Oh, I have some more people to add to the list of singers that people say I'm better than:

Jennifer Hudson (my mom and Kristina just said that)
Jenny Gear (Thank you, Alistair!)

Jennifer Hudson "I believe in you and me", from the Wildcard results show after Randy announced that he had picked her. That was when I started liking her, was at the Wildcard show, and I was happy Randy picked her.

Oh my god, www.johnstevenssucks.com, is so hillarious. I love John, but still, it's so pathetic, it's funny. George Huff "Take me to the pilot". George is very sick at the moment, his athsma caught up to him during last weeks performance which is why he sounded so bad, and he's really ill, I'm really upset about him. He's still sad about Jennifer leaving, because they were best friends and were hoping to make it to the final 2 together. When they met in the top 100, they wanted to make it to the top 32 together, and they did, and then they wanted to make the top 12, but they both got cut, so then they both wanted to get brought back for wildcard, and they did, and then they wanted to be picked for top 12, and they did.

Now me and Ariel are working on one of my songs, trying to make it better. She says I keep yodelling and it sounds like I'm crying, but I can't seem to stop doing it, I got it from Carmen and it took me like a year to teach myself how, I really don't want to give it up, but if it makes my singing better, then I guess I have to. She says that I also do this like, really painful low note, which I got from Jenny. And she also says I overdo it too much, which I got from Jennifer Hudson.

I keep doing this thing where I open the AI3 song folder and close my eyes and move the arrows back and forth and up and down so I have no idea what song I'm at and then I press ENTER to see which one it is. So far, I've wound up with William Hung, two Diana songs, and Donnie Williams. Bah! I didn't even know I had Donnie on here. If he hadn'tve gotten arrested for drunk driving, George wouldn't be here!!