Ahoy hoy! Sorry I have written is like a month, but I've been doing....stuff. So anyway, I went over to Vanessa's yesterday for a sleepover, and I thought it was going to be like a regular sleepover, you know? But then when I walked in, everyone was like, "Surprise!" And Brittney and Holly and Teale were there, and they had like arranged a surprise birthday party for me, even though my birthday's on the 19th but whatever, and they had bought me all this stuff like clothes and a Spice Girls doll(yes, I still like Spice Girls), and then they like flat-ironed my hair, even though it's already straight, but they made it straighter, and then we had dinner and then later there was an even bigger surprise when they came out with the cake that Holly and her mom had made for me and I was just like "Oh my god! I can't believe ya'll pulled one on me!" and then Teale left at like 7 and Britney stayed till 10, which meant she only got to watch half of The Ring, which was like totally scary, but she got to watch National Security, which was SO hillarious. And then me and Vanessa stayed up till like 1am but then she fell asleep and I was up till like 2 thinking "Ok this is stupid" because I like couldn't fall asleep. Oh, by the way, Ruben Studdard won American Idol. But it's okay though, Clay's CD is still number 1 on Amazon. Rock on Clay!!! And I'm also going to have party at my house on the 19th with Brittney and Holly and Vanessa. So that's good. I don't Jeremy Lott is going to post anymore of this on his site because I haven't written in so long and so he's probably forgotten my site. Happy Saturclay!