AI5: Hollywood Day 1: Hell week day one:

Kellie Pickler: It was kinda bad but she was nervous. YES she's through!

Patrick Hall: Don't sing that. He made it.

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Ronnie and Steve. God they're like oooh I'm so good. Ahahaha you went home. Ohhh Ronnie's crying. And I think that's Jeffery "Ryan" someone.

Lisa Tucker - It's allright. Kellie's better.

Who are THEY.

What is that like cowboy.

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Jason Horn!!!

Whoever that is.

And that.

And that.

Randy is yelling at them cuz they suck.

Why is she talking to them.

Paris Bennett omg. Don't talk like that. Or laugh.

Paris made it.

Taylor Hicks. What is this like dad. Like. A dad. Even Simon says a dad!! And the dad is back.

Garrett Johnson. Get out.

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Day 2 omgina!!

Ace and Chris!! Dude I thought that was Constantine.

That sick person cannot sing. Hey look it's Camile. And she gets in.

Lol Michael wrecked another dream.

HOW is that even FUNNY.

I hate you like Brittnum twins but you got arrested so you're out anyway. Behhhhh what was that he like came out. Jeez. He like thinks. And they got through. Shut up about Carrie you nerd.

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David Radford ahahahaha I love you.

Ace Young oooooh omg I died.

David again.

Ace again omg.

And they are through.

The other twins. The Simmons. Are out. Um they're better than those like ugly Brits.

Lol that like magic thing. That dad. Don't TALK Paris god!!

Get out Garet. And don't sing this. Dun say that lol. He made it.

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Eeek Chris I was just talking to you!! Omg I love you!!! And through.

Mandisa.

Katherine McPhee!!

Dave Hoover!!! Omg I'd do that. And that. I love you lol. Lol he like jumped on the table and he's like Paula's fave. Noooooooooooooooooooo Dave I love you!!!!

Next week: Everyone cries cuz Dave is gone.

AI5 Auditions: Round 7: Boston, Masachusettes - The city of patriots...or something...wow that a took a while to figure out where Boston was lol I'm dumb.

Lol some police. And that bad dude.

Ahahah they got rained on so much. Yeah shut up.

Hey it's Ghost. Sup man. He flows with a slow style. Dude you're too stupid to say melodic. Lol! N...i...g...h...t? Oh, night! Lol I'm an idiot. Lol that one guy. Lol that's why he rapped. Bye dude.

Oh dude. Ayla Brown. I know her. I thought she'd be black. Apparently she's been pimped for a while. She has. Or maybe you couldn't sing that. I agree with that Randy. And Simon. K shut up you're annoying stop talking. I already knew she made it.

K don't be Jasmine Trias. Oh dear. Lol. Simon's like what are you doing. Lol. K let's keep this PG people.

Lol!

Lol Paula's just like shaking her head. Hey it's Ashlee Simpson!!

God people stop sending me these stupid things over MSN I don't care!

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The O'Donahue twins. I thought there was only Becky. Oh wait, only Becky's singing. And she got in.

Tatiana Princesa-Ward. Or something. Her mom married a black man and her grandmother hates her. Or something. Lol weirdo. And she is in.

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A bunch of peeps that I missed cuz I was in the bathroom.

Hey a Cher impersonator. I don't get that insult. Lol.

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I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamburger. I want to buy a hamberger. I want to buy a hamburger!! I want to burger. Lol.

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What is THAT! Or you could not. That'd be nice. Or maybe you could. Yeah it's fine. Just don't look at me. Might be okay when your hair grows out.

Oh dear. It's a montage of the bull frog song. Lol like a star wars. Lol I knew it was gonna switch into the actually Joy To The World to song.

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Ahhhh it's a Clay wanna-be. Get out!! Vince over night? Oh...in the still of the night lol. K he's gonna go to the bathroom and then come back. Lol he like runs and there's like some slow clip. This show is so retarded. Ahahhaha what a dork.

Sweet audition recap. Lol they're playing Bad Day.

Stupid guy! Lame. Lol. Omg Crystal. Kelly!!!! And that freak. And her. Lol omg. That metal mouth. And that dancing guy. And her. ew. Lol that was mean. Cuz your sun sucks. CHRIS!!! Katherine. Taylor. Ew those nerds. That russian. Paris. Ew. Zachary Travis. ew. Omg that swear. That cowboy. OMG DAVE!!! Jason!!

Omg a preview of tomorrow. Who is that like Kurt. That cowboy. Jose. Kellie!! A Brittnum twin. And that guy. Another Brittnum. Chris!! Dave!!