AI4 top 20 results: Eekina!

Ewww Bo is so ugly.

Recap of last night. Amanda...ew god Mikalah...ugh Nadia...Vonzell and Aloha...Lindsey! Celena. Janay. Carrie and Jessica.

Asking the judges about song choice. She's not talking to YOU, Vonzell, stop nodding! A gibble record what? Are they talking about Lindsey!

Celena's gone. Oh well. He's chewing gum! Yeah okay bye.

Break.

Back.

Jessica's safe. Amanda's safe. Carrie's safe yes!! Nadia's safe. Janay's safe. Lindsey and Loserkalah are safe.

Aloha and Vonzell are the bottom 2.

Aloha is out. All the judges think she shouldn't have gone.

Break.

Back.

Recap of the guy's: Mario! Anwar! A Federov! Lol Constantbean. Scottie! Um yeah Nikko. Travis. BORN! David. Joe!! Ugh Bo Loser stupid face. Look at his FACE!!! God. Hit him with mic stand now.

Constantbean is safe. Nikko is safe. Bo is safe. A Federov is safe! Ancheap is safe. Scott safe.

Joe Mario David Travis are down on the stage.

Break.

Back.

Mario is safe.

Joe is gone with David Brown. Travis is somehow safe.

AI4 Top 20: Girls edition:

Hi Joe!!

Judges.

Aloha Mischeaux - Chicken wings? "You don't know my name". She's good. Randy didn't like it. Neither did Paula. Simon called her affected. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break.

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Hi Carrie!!

Lindsey Cardinale - Some totally retarded song about tatoos and dog shows. Right. Randy and Paula said it was good. Simon doesn't like the song, and he basically says she's forgettable. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Jessica Sierra - "Broken wing". Diana did this on March 22nd for Country night last year. She held the last note for like a minute. Jessica was okay, I liked her better last week though. The judges liked her. 1-866-IDOLS-03

Break.

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Mikalah Gordon - "God bless the child". GOD. I hate her so much. Why is she so HORRIBLE? Like I don't understand why she sounds like that. NOBODY can sound that bad. Jenny would shoot her. All the judges are drunk or on drugs or being paid to lie. I'm not giving out her number.

Celena Rae - "When the lights go down". She was okay. All the judges agree with me, Simon uses his hotel/bar overused thing again. 1-866-IDOLS-05

Break.

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Hi Janay.

Nadia Turner - "My love" by Paul McCartney. No!! This is Courtney Murphy's song for Jane when he got voted out! You can only sing this song if you love the Beatles as much as Courtney! And when you sing the chorus you have to make stupid noises like Courtney, not make it sound normal! God what is wrong with you much! And that was scary at the end! All the judges are dumb. But Simon says weird song choices. And Cabaret something yeah. But don't sing it again. From Simon. And me. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Amanda Avila - Yeah...roosters. "Turn the beat around". Uh yeah no. Two names: Carmen and Diana. So no glove? LOTS OF LOVE. Sorry. She's okay, but I don't really like her because of her weird past and she's a little ugly sometimes. Yeah. Randy is trying to do dog pound again but they aren't that enthusiastic. They all say it was great but Simon says out of tune. Wouldn't out of tune make it like...not so great? Apparently not. 1-866-IDOLS-07

Break. Um yeah. That's kind of a messed up commercial. STUPID CAR!! Other people don't see it that way! Like trying to talk like that beh. OH look a party it's like a tailgate party yeah no.

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Janay Castine - "Hit 'em up style" um yeah no again! Only one person has ever done this: Chanel Cole. You just can't take that. But she was okay but she's scary. She used the names Celena and Mikalah in the song in place of the names Soya and Mia! Beh. Randy hated it and all the dog pound booed at him.

Carrie Underwood - Yeah, all the "other things" that you could be called. Um nobody but stupid people who didn't know anything would! "Piece of my heart". She is so awesome! Sit down Bo Bice you're annoying. The judges are stupid and say she should stick to country but everyone knows if she does then they'll say that she needs to change. 1-866-IDOLS-09

Break.

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Vonzell Solomon - "If I ain't got you". GOD I hate this song. I knew what it was in like the first piano key. She sounded like Fantasia just then. She looks like a monkey. She's okay though. I HATE THIS SONG!! They all think she was okay. Simon says she oversang it at the end. Yeah she did. 1-866-IDOLS-10

Recap. Vote for Carrie and Aloha and Lindsey and Janay!!

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Mum says...

Aloha...yeah, hi to you too. She sounded fine to me, judges didn't like her. Not my style and I don't even remember what she sang but it was better than last week.
Lindsay...went up-tempo and danced about and went off tune and the judges didn't think much of it either. I think she may be a goner.
Jessica "Yokas" Sierra...started out slow, but I was impressed. So was Simon. She was good!
Mikalah...Um.Er. Yell much. Judges are going to love it. Didn't think I'd ever say this, but Jenny Gear sounds better than her. She seems to have been given the heads-up to keep her trap shut and stop annoying people. Hee!
Celena... I spent the time trying to get a splinter outta my finger. No idea what she did, but I wasn't interested.
Nadia..."My Love". The song that has no words and sounds like it's almost over from the start. She is more boring than Courtney. Oh, and she thinks a lot of herself and her Sideshow Bob hair-do. Blah.
Amanda...Turn the beat Around. No, that's Carmen's song. So just go away, Vegas girl.
Janay...who looks like she is 10, and could do with some make-up or something but I really like that song and she looks good (aside from the being 10 part), but the judges don't like her and I think she may have to pay for "getting Sarah Mather kicked out". Yeah, she didn't, but there's the Curse of the Judded to deal with here.
Carrie...does Janis Joplin. Oh dear, they aren't going to like it, and it's done too cute and smiley. But this is a "Make it Your Own" kinda thing, and Bo is going nuts cause it's Janis and all, but the judges don't like it. I thought it was ok.
Vonzell...has Faith Greenwoods' fingernails this week, but she does whatever it is like she is happy with it, and I buy it but the judges don't.
My theory...Top and Bottom 2 being judges' picks... means Carrie, Vonzell, Aloha and Lindsay. All got slammed by the judges. I'd still pick Amanda, Lindsay and Janay to go home. I'd sure be surprised if it was Nadia and Mikalah. Another uninspiring bunch, overall.

AI4 Top 20: Guy's edition:

Recap of Elimination. SARAH MATHER!!

Judges. Beh Paula looks freakish.

Mario Vazquez - "I love music". Right. Randy and Paula like him. So does Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

Break. Ancheap and JOSEPH after the break.

Back.

Anwar Robinson - "What's going on". My question exactly. He's like...yeah. Weird. And he's really bad. All the judges love him. 1-866-IDOLS-02

Joseph Murena - "Let's stay together". Eeek so awesome! He's really really good. Randy is stupid. Paula is nice. Simon is stupid and calls him cabaret and other stupidness. 1-866-IDOL-03 VOTE FOR HIM!!

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David Brown - "All's fair in love and war". Umm...yeah. He's like making all these weird faces and sounds and he sounds like a GOAT, do you HEAR him? He also looks like Gary Beals. And he's like all off pitch and ugh. All the judges say better than last week but not good enough. 1-866-IDOLS-04

Constantbean Maroulis - "Hard to handle". Lol Matt rogers on March 16. Lol he's like screaming and jumping around! And like trying to take off his jacket and spazzing out it's so funny! Randy likes him, Paula likes him, Simon gives more about his bar blah blah misused garbage not funny anymore! 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Scott Savol - No idea what he's singing. He was allright. Randy says not good enough. Paula says yes good enough. Simon agrees with Paula. 1-866-IDOLS-06

Travis Tucker - What was that about aircrafts? Sorry. "All night long". He was kind of cheap and not much better than last week. Randy called him USHER. Ew. Paula agrees. So does Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-07

Break. Anthony and Nikko after the break.

Eeek Kalan is on channel 32!!

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An Anthony an Anthony Federov!!

Nikko Smith - "Let's get it on". Yeah...k then. Where is his hatizzle, yo? Sorry. He was kind of...yeah. The judges all said stuff . 1-866-IDOLS-08

Anthony Federov - "I wanna know what love is" he was awesome and hot and Jonathany and all the judges loved him. 1-866-IDOLS-09

Bo Bice - "Feel Like I'm dying". He's so stupid. He's like ugly, and trying to rock and I hate him and I'm going to hit him over the head with his microphone stand. Bo Bice, is he like a cow? That's what Sarah just said. 1-866-IDOLS-10 if you vote for him I'll kill you!!

Recap.

Vote for Anthony and Constantbean and JOSEPH!! The girls are tomorrow.

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Here is my mom's recap:

Mario...sings something I don't recognize, wears another silly hat, dances around the stage and he is indeed the Chosen One. Trouble is, I can't remember why I thought he was good in the first place. Now he is just Guarini V.2.

Anwar...screeches and twirls around and has all kinds of fun, but apparently sounds good live. Maybe I need a new TV. He's George Huff with a high voice and no charisma.

Joseph...manages to smile and sing half decently, but I don't care since I hold him responsible for the Judd debacle last week. I bet America will too, and he will be gone, though he is not the worst this show has to offer.

David Brown...makes all kinds of ugly faces and screams too loud and the audience loves it. Randy doesn't. Simon says he has lost his "sparkle". (Mario took it). Well, sympathy votes go this-a-way tonight.

Constantine...does a major rock-out, and I think he figures his days are numbered, so he may as well have fun. His voice isn't that great for rock really. It's like watching Jacob or Billy, only not.

Scott...admits he looks like a serial killer, then comes out in disguise wearing tinted glasses, sounding black and warbly. He also has some beard thing happening. But his song seems to last about 30 seconds and then kinda fades out. Sympathy vote #2, or he goes home.

Travis...does Lionel Ritchie. But he sounds a bit feeble, he is better at the dancing bit. I think he is my new favourite because I dunno, he seems nice. That may mean it's the end of him. I'll try not to like anyone else. Judges seem to like him, so that's good.

Anthony "Eyebrows" Federov...oh. After Nikko "Formerly Known as Osbourne" Smith, who does a passable job on that "Get it On" song that I dislike so much. Only kinda weak...don't we have any GUY voices in this contest? Judd ... I knew there was a reason you should have stayed. Judges liked the performance.
Anthony with pink bits stuck on his jeans sings "I wanna know what Love is", and he actually sings real notes and I like it and so do the judges.

It's Bo...who should put the mike stand down. Seriously. Stop waving it about the stage. Oh nevermind. He seems so 1979 or something and I don't get this competition anymore but the judges liked him majorly.

What an odd show. Not one performance I want to see again. And this was supposed to be the Best Idol Show Evah. If we take the conspiracy of First and Last, that means Mario, Anwar, Bo and Anthony are the judges' favourites. Well fancy that!