Okay, so I remember the time when I asked Alistair for his phone number. It was on November 27th, and I remember the date because it was the night of our band concert in Sydney. It was after gymnastics, and I went to go talk to him, and I asked him, "Are you nervous about the concert tonight?", and he goes, "No", so then I said, "How would you say that in Australia?" and he's like, "Are you nervous about the concert tonight", so I was like, "Okay..." and I said, "Can I have your phone number?" and he just looked at me for a second, and he said yes, and then he said something really fast that I couldn't understand but it was something to do with me coming over to talk to him each week. So then he asked me where I lived, and I said, "Pepin", so he goes, "That means absolutely nothing to me", and it wouldn't, because he had only just moved here so he didn't know anything about the streets and everything. Ben told me just before they left that Alistair was really happy that I had asked him and that when he got home he was totally freaking out because he had given me his phone number, and that he thought I was like his girlfriend or something. I wonder what he thinks now? Probably nothing.

And I also remember when I asked Alistairs mom, "Say if Alistair wanted to be something when he grew up, and you wanted him to be something else, and he wound up doing what he wanted, would you be happy that he had achieved his goal, or disappointed that he didn't do what you wanted?" and she said, "Well, I would want him to do whatever he wanted with his life, providing it was, you know, non-criminal." Heehee, that would be funny. Alistair the bank-robber. Well, it's not really FUNNY, but it is. If that makes any sense, which it probably doesn't, but whatever. Go Ben Mulroney!!!

Okay, this is how it went on Canadian Idol last night: First they showed the footage from Sass Jordan's CD release party, which all of them went to, and then they did a group performance of, "Ain't too proud to beg". Then they showed the footage from when the idols met Mariah Carey. Now, after all that it's time to get to the results, but before that Jon Dore interrupts Ben by saying, "Listen, pretty boy, you do this every week, we want THE RESULTS! You think you're so cool, with your fancy hats and your tailored suits," and Ben goes, " What hats?", so then Jon says, "I don't know what you call them up there in fancy land, but down here we want the RESULTS!", so then Ben goes, "I was about to do that, I have the card in my hand, that's why I'm not sitting on the couch with the kids, but you interrupted me." And then Jon just looks at him, and then says, "Oh. Okay, my bad. Carry on, as you were." So NOW we get to the results. Toya Alexis: You got much praise from the judges, so you're safe for another week. Ryan: You got the most praise next to Toya. You're also safe. Mikey: The judges weren't feeling you last night. You're in the bottom three this week. The crowd shows their outrage with many boos and hisses. Jenny: The judges sure liked you last night, and for good reason. You're safe. Audrey: Not much praise from the judges last night, but apparantly tons from the fans. You're safe. Tyler Hamilton: The judges didn't think much of your wonderful performance yesterday. Head over to join Mikey, you're in tonight's bottom 3(BOOOOOOOOO). Who goes next? Is it Billy or Gary? We'll find out after the break. We're back, and Billy and Gary are waiting for the results. After the nation-wide vote, Billy is the 3rd member of this weeks bottom 3. "I really don't like this part of the show." says Ben. Who does, man? The first person to be eliminated from the show is...Mikey Bustos(YES!!!) the crowd roars and boos, but I was laughing my head off. Who will leave next? Will it be Billy or Tyler? We'll find out after these messages. God, that's annoying. We're back, and this tension-filled moment is over. The next person to be eliminated from Canadian Idol is.........Tyler Hamilton(NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!). Tyler takes his elimination with grace, and he thanks his all his fans for this wonderful opportunity, and he says being eliminated only means that another adventure begins. They all say that, and then we never hear from them again. I'm sure he'll be back though, definately for the finale. Billy was basically crying, he was so happy. Next Monday the top 6 are back for the new theme show, "Summertime hits". That should be interesting. And now, for American Juniors. I won't bother doing the whole show. Danielle White got in. I was SO mad. All these shows are becoming so talent-less man. First Karen-Lee, then Tyler. They don't know WHAT they're missing.

Okay, yesterday on Canadian Idol the final 8 performed, and this is how it went: Mikey Bustos sang "I heard it through the grapvine", and he kept smiling even though it's not a happy song, and he kept holding the microphone out to the crowd so they could cheer. He's totally acting like he's already won. Jenny Gear sang "Sir Duke", and she was really good, and the judges couldn't judge her because Farley Flex said, "It's impossible to judge Jenny Gear.". Next up was Ryan Malcom, who Ben Mulroney called ,"The king of Kinston". Heehee Ben's so funny! Anyway, Ryan sang, "For Once In My Life", and he totally blew the house down. Zack said, "You're actually starting to grow on me, Ryan, that was okay." and then Jake says back, "When you think about it, Ryan, not much grows on Zack, so that's a compliment". That's true. Next came Audrey with, "Mercy Mercy Me". She did alright, but she seemed to be running out of breath during the song. Well, she's only just learned English, so I guess it's kind of hard for her. Next was the star of the show, Tyler Hamilton, with, "My Girl". He was totally and completely AWESOME! Mum said he was embarassing because he kept "grunting" as she put it, but I thought he was just acting hot. He's definately safe for this week, although he got hit pretty hard with criticism from the judges, although I think Zack was just jealous because Tyler stole his clothes. Jake said, "Elvis has left the building, but he seems to have come back as Tyler Hamilton." Is that bad? Number 6, Toya Alexis broke the windows with an extremely pitchy rendition of, "If you really love me". She seriously needs to give up the uber notes, man. They're earsplitting and painful to listen to, which both mean the same thing, but whatever. Moving on, Billy Klippert got the girls screaming with his soulful performance of, "I just called to say I love you." Man, that guy can sing. Zack said that he hit "The two Billy notes", whatever that means. After Billy's performance, Jon starts question Ben about his underwear again, which, as Zack's told you, is a main part of the Canadian Idol Message Board. We have 110 pages about it. Ben tells Jon, "What is your problem? No one CARES about my underwear. Give it up." and Jon shoots back, "You are SO naive Ben, so naive indeed.", and he then tells the crowed to bring signs next week saying, "Boxers or Briefs?" and he starts chanting it with the crowd. A very embarassed looking Ben tells the camera man to go to commericals, and they did. Now, we're back with the last performer of the night, Gary Beals. He sings, "Signed Sealed Delivered", by Stevie Wonder, and did not pull it off with the judges. Jake tells him, "If Toya was the best, then that was by far the worst." Zach told him he sounded like a lounge singer. I thought he sounded just fine. Tune in tonight at 7:30pm to find out which two Idol contestants get the boot. Special thanks to Cynical Scribe for helping me with the recap. Oh, and if you want to see who makes it on American Juniors, it's on at 8:00.
Signing off,
BVG #14

Okay, so I just became a BVG(Billy Virtual Groupie), for Billy Klippert of Canadian Idol, and I have to paste this code.


I just tried to add it at the top , but I'm not sure it worked.