Results show:

GUY WAS THERE!!! He sang "Angels brought me here". He brought me to tears, seriously, he was so amazing. And I NEVER cry when someone's really really good, but he seriously made me start crying, I'm glad no one was here to see. Tamyra Boring was there too, singing twice, the first song was played with auditions clips showing behind her, they showed Mattie and Johnny like 6 times and ScooterGirl and George and Amy, so that was cool.

And then Tamyra loser sang AGAIN, the same BORING song "Raindrops will fall", that she did before, but I was glad because my tape stopped recording so I had to run and get a new one and she took so long with her boring and slow singing that I got it in time. Apparently she co-wrote the winner's song. That's gotta be boring, then!

So, the final two are...Diana and...Tasia. Yeah, that's right, Jas got eliminated. But it's okay, she'll do fine. I'm kinda sad and crying right now, but at least I got what I wanted, which was D in the finale, even though I know she's not gonna win, it's gonna be Tasia, but whatever.

It was funny though, because they all starting pushing each other around and Jazzy was getting mad at Fantasia she was like "You SAID you weren't gonna cry!" and then Jas got to flip a coin to see who went first in the finale, and Tasia picked Heads, so D picked tails, and it was heads, so Ryan asked Fantasia "Do you want to go first, or second, in the finale" and she was like "Second..." and then Di got SO mad at her she was like "NO!! Meanie!!" and then they all started hugging each other and pushing each other around again, I think they'll all best friends, kind of like Clay and Rube and K-Lo last year. Jasmine Trias, out. In more ways than one. I'm gonna head over to Idolforums to see how the Jazzy fans are doing, they've gotta be really upset, I gotta make them feel better, see ya.

Okay, so I'm sorry I didn't recap the show last night, but I was out, so I only saw the first 3, but I recorded it so I'll tell you now because I'm watching it:

Jasmine Trias - "Saving all my love for you". Her pick. It was awesome, and she had her hair done like Diana Degarmo on Motown Night, which is how I had mine yesterday. The judges all said she wasn't as good as Whitney Houston, and Clive Davis said that no one is as good as Whitney. Shut up, Clive Davis. Whitney's good, but I've heard better.

Fantasia - "Chain of fools". Her pick. It was good, but it sounded exactly like how she sang it on her CD. So, so far her and Amy are the only ones that sang their CD song on the show.

Diana Degarmo - "Ain't no mountian high enough". Her pick. I hate that song, but I think she did good with it. She got bangs, she kinda looks too young, but good. Judges didn't like it much. Well, Paulka did, but she's so stupid she likes everything.

Jasmine Trias - "Mr. Melody", Paulker's pick for her. She's doing great. I bet Paula picked it for her because she thought she'd mess it up. Well, in yo FACE, PAULKER!! Whoa jeez, she messed up the end. Judges liked it. Simon says "So what?". So, she's awesome, freaktard.

Fantasia - "Fool in love", Simon's pick. Whoa! This is Diana's top 100 song!! Now I know what it is!! She's doing okay, D was better though. Randy says she's like Mary J. Blige "Mad dope". What the HECK does that mean? She's BETTER than loser Mary J. Blige! I have no idea what Clive is saying. Something about Fantasia having cancer, I don't know. Simon is using reverse phsycology on the audience, he says "That was the worst thing I've ever heard in my life". He says he didn't mean it, he just wants people to vote for her. Right.

Diana - "Because you loved me", Rarndy's pick. I LOVE THIS SONG!! Oh my god, seriously? Whoa. This is Suzy Vulaca's audition song. Suzy sucks. Di can't hit that high note. WHOA, yes she can!! Oh my god, she is SO GOOD!!! GO RARNDY!! Awww, I love her mom, she's so cute. Rarndy says it was just aiight. WHAT?! That was the equivelant to Jen's "Weekend in New England". Pauloser says that she wished she could have made it different. Shut up, freak. No idea what Davis is saying, don't care either. Simon says 7/10. Di says "I'll take that", so he goes "That's a compliment". No it's NOT you freak, that's not even a B, that's a C+, and D's performance was an A+!!

Back. Oh sweet, Ryan Malcolm's in the audience, and he's got his skunk-boy hair style, sweet! Jazzy "All by myself", Clive Loser's pick. Whoa, she's doing exactly what LaLoser did and MORE!! IN YOUR FACE, LATOYA!! Randy says it was great, but he felt no emotion. Shut up, I don't care, you're an ugly idiot. Paula says it was great. Clive says something about notes. Yeah, whatever, shut up. Simon says it's Ha-wa-ee's fault Jazzy is still here, because for him, it has to end tonight. SHUT UP!! I hate you, you're an ugly idiot just like Rarndy.

Miss Barrino - "The Greatest Love Of All". Another Clive song, and another Whitney song. She's doing awesome, almost as good as Audrey de Montigny from Canadian Idol (4th place). She can't hit the high note like Audrey did, but still. Okay, she's scaring me with her scary smile. Randy says good. Clive said "Wow". Wow, I could actually understand him! Simon says "What does it say behind you?". Tasia turns around "American Idol". That's what he says about her.

Diana Degarmo - "Don't cry out loud", Clive's pick also. She's SO GOOD!! Whoa, she can hit those notes SO loud and hold them!! They all liked it, the judges I mean.

Recap, Tamyra Gray will be on the show tomorrow night. STUPID TAMYRA GRAY!! Guy was supposed to be there, so I don't know what happened with that. Results show in an hour and a half. I don't know if I have enough tape left, but I'm so not going to try taking it out to see because the VCR might turn off and not go back on again, so. I just got kicked off Die Uber Immunity Idol as Billy Klippert, damn it. I bet it was my partnering with Diana Degarmo that did it! But wait, everybody voted for us, so why were we in the bottom 2? Oh well, I'm glad she's safe, and I'm glad I'm safe as Cosima De Vito in my other game.

So I'm here by MAHSELF, my mom went to Tswwassen to see my grandparents and to take Hannah and Gavin back home, but she promised she'd call me from Sydney to tell me to phone my grandparents to tell them that she won't get the 7. I think she might though, because my brother is taking her, and he goes like double the speed limit, so they'll be going mighty fast, baybee! Yo. And she also promised she'd call me tonight so I can tell her who got voted off, even though she doesn't really care because she hates all of them. I love all of them, so I'll be sad whoever it is. Well, Di and Jas more than Tasia, but almost all the same.

Okay, so about an hour ago there was an American Idol Special show on about the top 3, Ryan interviewed the judges and contestants and then the girls sang one song each, any song from the show they wanted to:

The judges didn't say much except about how the competition was about winning and blah blah blah Matt Metzger Latoya London sucks ya'll know now.

Jazzy came up first, saying about how hard it was being 17 and having to go to school and stuff along with Diana being 16 and having to go to school and stuff. She still says "Ha-wa-ee", it's so cute. There was this one part where Ryan goes "Is this hard?" and Jas goes "It's like, hard, like really hard. It's like, harder than I thought." She says like almost as many times in a sentence as I do, that's so cool! She sang "I'll never love this way again". It wasn't as good as the first time she sang it on Barry Manilow night, but that was only because she wasn't as loud because she wanted to rest her voice, good girl.

Fantasia came next, she's so funny. Ryan asked her what she used to do back home and she goes "Eatin, watching TV, eatin, playing with Zion, and EATIN!" and then Ryan says "What's the biggest luxery that you've found here and which will be hard to let go" and she goes "FOOD!!" Because she says that back home she ate these things called "Chillits" and Ryan goes "So, you don't have chillets here?" and she goes "OH YEAH, I found some chillets HEAYAH!!" And then they were imitating Simon being like "What is a chillet? What on earth is she talking about?" in like his British accent, Fantasia does it better than Ryan but they're both hillarious. And Tasia sang "Signed Sealed Delivered" which was good, better than in the top 12 Soul Week, when I hated her.

Diana Degarmo was last, and she talked about deserts and stuff, I wasn't really listening, I was trying to find out whether I was safe in my reduxes or not (OH YEAH, BILLY KLIPPERT SAFE AGAIN, BAYBEE!!!), and she kept doing this thing where her voice went really high because she was like imitating herself saying "Oh my god, what are they going to say to me?", like about the judges, and then she was like "Oh my god, you're so cool, you're so awesome!" about what people said to her on the streets, I don't know, I didn't really get it, ya'll know now BAYBEE!!! Shut up, yo.

So then she performed "Turn the beat around". It was better than when she did it on Latin Night, but that's probably because I like her more now and because the stupid Miama Sound Machine wasn't there to drown her out like they did my Johnny-boy.

So next week is judges choice, where they each sing 3 songs, and one is picked by them, one by the judges, and one by the guest judge, Clive Davis.

Jasmine's songs are:
Her own choice - "Saving all my love for you". I have no idea what that is. Someone said something on TWOP about Alexis Lopez singing it in Season 1, which I didn't watch, but whatever.

Judges Choice - "Mr.Melody". Right, whatever THAT is. Seriously.

Clive Davis's choice - "All by myself". Stupid. Clive. Davis! That's LaLoser's song from the top 32 group 3, the one she got a standing O for from Rarndy and Paulka. Everyone's gonna compare Jas to her, even though she's so much BETTA, BAYBEE!!

Song choice spoilers, courtesy of TWOP(www.televisionwithoutpity.com)They hate Jasmine and call her Assmine, but at least they gave song spoilers, yo.