Top 20 Results: Another 4 go home

Look at all those peeps. Wow that dad didn't do his dad movements to the camera for once.

I'm good Ryan. Hi Ryan. Thanks Ryan. I know your name Ryan. You're welcome Ryan.

Sweet Carrie Underwood will be there I forgot about that!!

42 million votes yo. Sweet.

No the panel advice sucks. No offense judginas.

Dude now they are singing "Love the one you're with".

Sup Melissa. And Heather. Ugh Brenna please die. Hey it's Paris. Lisa. Ayla. K show some guys seriously. Katherine. Um this song is kinda gross. Or maybe I am. Either way. Lol Kevin. Why are those peeps up there with the dad. Kellie!! Kinnik ugh. No one likes you. Except for that loser on IDF who's a loser and likes losers. Jeez Mandisa I like you a little but NEVER wear that again we don't need to see your like 10 inch wide arms.

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Lil' recaps.

God Ace you SUCKED. Yeah show the one good part. So did you Heather. Eekina William!!!! I love you Kellie!! K Brenna go to hell. Sorry but I hate you. Yeah hopefully so. Katherine. Hey Sway was awesome shut up. Yeah Kinnik you suck and you're ugly. Lol Bucky. N Melissa you're just lame. God Taylor you're such a dad. David eekina!! That was a really average dad. Sorry. Dun be mean to David. Yeah well Ayla's lame and a robot and probably a snob too. Elliot I love you. Lol Moonie's Ruth Of Love. Paris. You look like a waiter. Gedeon is a RETARD. Lisa is boring. I don't think you're gonna make it either Lise. Lol Kevin!!! He's like yes I know. Yes Mandisa that was awesome!! AND CHRIS OMG HOLY CRAP DUN MAKE ME CRY AGAIN!!! That's not true Simon. But that is. Pfft Ryan yes he does you loser.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD OMG PLEASE SING SOME HEARTS THAT'S LIKE MY FAVE SONG!!! Sup Carrie what's up. Hey babe. I haven't seen her in like forever. Look it's Kellie's twin. Lol. Oh you suck Carrie dun do that song. Wow country singles chart no one cares sorry hun. Your hair's like a beehive. Something to do with a car crash. Um I dun think that opening in your shirt should be right THERE seriously that's a lil' too obvious Carrie. K wow I stopped listening and somehow my thoughts lead to the prom and something to do with the back of a car. Don't ask.

Break. That movie doesn't actually seem that sucky. Don't tell Sarah I said that. 1 2 3 whatever he said. Ohhhhhh the east route ahahahaha. Living on the b. What is this like deedeedeedee. Do they. K what is with that like new spokesperson. No one cares about those. I can't believe it either. Lol Ben and Tanya. Why is someone with criminal convictions still in this country.

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You better have them.

The girls.

What are you wearing Paris.

Lisa is safe. Ayla is safe god she like has no emotion. Katherine oh I heard Patrick I was like he went home already. Katherine is safe yeah Ayla see that's how to be happy you robot. Mandisa is safe. Kinnik is in the bottom 3 ahahahahah called it. Brenna sucks. And is in the bottom 3 ahahahha you suck loser. That's twice it's obvious no one likes you. Kellie!! Is safe. Called it even before he said it. Paris is safe also called it. Awww bff's. Heather and Melissa. Dun really care. Heather is in the bottom 3. This is like a repeat of last week except without Becky cuz she's gone. Why are you surprised Randy Kinnik sucks. AHAHAHAHHA BRENNA'S OUT YES!!!!!! YOU STUPID LOSER FINALLY AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh VFTW is gonna be pissed. Shut up Brenna go home. You have no fans isn't that evident right now. What your album of sucky crap that you'll never make. All you care about is money which you'll never have any of. Yeah true enough you are pretty bad. God I knew you were horrible but I didn't know you were THAT horrible. Don't say that. No one wants to dance with you. Good go home bye never gonna see you again die.

Break. God what is on my pants. Who even says in a it's ina god. AHAHAHA AN ONION CRIED k I'm over it. No Ryan Teresa is not home god. Lol casino. 8:31. Replacing your window is an area where you can really improve your home's efficiency. Yes I do love watching Corner Gas Monday's @ 8 on CTV thank you. Nooooooo no Jon Dore don't remind me now it's gonna suck and be normal.

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Now it's between Kinnik and Heather. I'm betting on Kinnik. Hoping anyways. What Pizza and Salad. I dun even get it. N Heather's like not funny god. Simon says Heather. N he's right n Kinnik's like YES!!! Dun get that song in my head man. I sang this song one time. At like karaoke. You like can't help but sing it.

Break. I heard when I saw a little puke in the sink. Hey that happens to me. Ohhhh pink. Not ping. Well duh they're like there to meet guys. Yeah and like the old people of course you can't do anything. K lil' peep you said you'd be on @ 8:30. Ohhhhh. Last night I turned into a dog. I saw that preview like a year ago. Lol that old lady. Dun talk like that. Huggie's Clean Team. What is with this song. For like vodka. Smirnoff. Called it. Monday Degrassi god maybe I'll finally watch it this time. Yeah this is like a mix of like Sue Thomas n Ghost Whisperer n that other show. Smallvile. No scratch that.

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For the guys it's on. K now I'm freaking out.

Bucky. Awwww Bucky. Is safe. Lil' Buck. Ace hey babe. God you sucked. Lol that was good...you ARE...NOT. He's safe. Elliot. Oh it is Moody's mood. You did do okay hun you were great. He's safe. Yeah no duh Ryan. Sway. Is in the bottom 3. Hey dun do that. Dad. Lol Dad is like nope dun ask me this stupid questions just tell me. N he's safe. David eekina omg no he's in the bottom 3. My eekina guy. Hey Chris I love you. He's safe thank god. That's 2 eekina guys down. Gedeon. God his smile. Dun be so complacent. Even if you are safe. Between Kevin and Will. NOOOOOOOOO DUN DO THIS TO ME!!! If you stick 2 eekina guys in there I'll kick you. Hey Kev. Kevin is in the bottom 3. K. So that's 1 eekina guy. And 1 guy who is awesome. NOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh my god. No. David went home. An eekina guy no. You can't get rid of an eekina guy. No I'm dying how could you do that. And he sings out oh my god I can't watch this show anymore. I'm crying so much god it's David Radford. Who doesn't vote for him everyone loves him.

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Between Kevin and Sway. What a fortune cookie. Sway is out. Thank god Kevin is safe.If he had went home I would have DIED even more. But poor Sway. You didn't deserve to go home hun. Awww his lil' mommy.

Ohhhh Ryan no memories I'll cry.

K is Bad Day the official AI theme song now or something.

Omg VFTW lost both their contestants tonight I dun think that was a coincidence.

Ugh danm show.

AI5 Top 20: 10 guys

Finally some good peeps.

Danm I want to watch Behind The Music George Michael. Oh well I will @ adverts plus I've kidna seen it before.

ANYTHING can happen under the spotlight of American Idol omg god my nose itches.

NO ONE BETTER SING SAM COOKE. Oh wait who is that. I mean Jesse Cook lol. Sam Cooke sings stop.

Dad. Elliot. Ace rawr. Giddeon. Kevin!! Sway. WILL!! Bucky. David!! Chris!!!

No one cares about the ladies. No one wants a recap either.

GOD KITTEN STOP BREAKING STUFF.

K Kinnik you sucked. So did you Melissa. I love you Kellie!! Brenna I hate you. K Ayla you're boring. So are you Lisa. Paris you are fine but dun wear that you look like a waiter. Mandisa!! That was great.

No Ryan Teresa is not home.

Dad Hicks - "Easy" by the Commodores. They say HEY IT'S THE DAD. N you take it off and you become a dad. Yeah dun sing this Jason Greeley with your dad movements god you REALLY look like a dad tonight. K Taylor do you have to go to the bathroom. Oh wow I called you by your name. Dun go so close to the camera. Dun be a dad like that. K that's enough whooping there's none of that in the song dun copy Jason. I'm a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. Sorry. BEH BO BICE IS THERE!!! HE'S LIKE YES GO DAD!!! Randy said it was not his favourite but he still loves the dad. Paula said he's got a dad thing going. Or rather a Taylor Hicks thing. She loves his dad movements but not fave song choice but he's her fave dad in the whole world. Simon said it didn't work for him cuz bad song n Taylor's not coming out of the bubble and he's a dad not an Idol. And about how every week he's just a dad. He's grateful to be a dad though. Did you go to the concert with your dad. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. K Rebecca that's been done. 01.

Break. Elliot Yamin next oh wow. K my arm is so cold there's like ice down my sleeve however that happened.

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Elliot Yamin - "Moonie's ruth of love" is that I heard. But I doubt that's even what it's called. Oh he did say about your mom. Wow that's an ugly mom. Dun be mean Rebecca she's sick. Oh okay. K seriously Elliot it's not hard to remember the word road. The song is called God Bless The Broken ROAD. Stupid. You don't appear to be going anywhere. Hey Elliot. Why are you so good. This is weird. Oh well I didn't even see you last time. Omg ahahah the song is called "I'm in the mood for love" lol how did I get Moonie's ruth of love. That's awesome that's a TOTW. K Randy sit down it wasn't that good. That dog pound sucked it was like all Elliot and he's not even in it. Paula said he did Stevie proud. Simon said bad song kinda but great performance. 1-866-IDOLS-02. Oh crap Elliot I'm sorry I forgot to press record for you. Oh thank god I remembered now cuz Ace is on next oh omg yes.

Nooooooooooooooooooo break!!! K what was the point in unpausing it for that. Shut up I didn't know. NO Kitten you cannot go out!! I keep thinking you're Bobby so I almost let you. K 30 plus 30 you must be like 60. Or ARE you still living them. Hey Sarah could have come over today. I'm so stupid. Yeah I wouldn't say that for $1m you lame radio station. Lol a door guide. God I just said I would never do that!

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OMG ACE!!!!! What are you wearing you look a lil' weird. Oh I thought you were singing If You're Not The One. Whatever "If you're not made for me" is. Ohhhh a beanie. I heard Houdini. I thought you were married. This IS "If you're not the one" you stupid learn your song name lol Ace. K must go as close as possible. Wait why are you sucking. Stop sucking right this instant. This song was going to be the best for you. I dun you're gonna hit that note. Oooooh maybe you did I can't tell. Ohhhh the hair push that's all you gotta do. Oh Kevin hates you. Oh do a closeup do a closeup do a closeup. That was a sucky closeup. Randy was like good song man cuz you sing better than you show. Paula was like everything omg. K peeps seriously. Simon said he struggled. Yup. N he's gon be disappointed when he hears himself. It's true stop booing you stupid 12 year olds yes I love Ace too but at least I'm not deaf. It was kinda bad. Come on people just cuz you love him doesn't make you stupid. He could have done a LOT better with that song. Like he could have KICKED. 1-866-IDOLS-03. You stupid don't give it to Brenna she'll get ick all over it.

Giddeon "Story teller" McKinney - "Change is gon come". God don't talk you're annoying. N dun imitate Simon you suck at it. Oh yeah you're that stupid who doesn't even know you're song name. God you've got the biggest mouth in the world. YOU SOUND LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Oh Giddeon. God this song is the worst now I hate you even more. You're just so ugly. Stop trying to do dad movements. I would not have stood up. Close your mouth I dun need to see your tonsils. What about Sam the Onion man. Sorry. Randy said the beginning sucked but not the end. How about all of it. Paula says he's unique different smart. What about ugly. Simon says that he is a funny looking thing. Yeah he is quite ugly thanks Simon. He said Randy was right. Oh crud I ran out of tape. Ummmmm I need to record this for bubs. Please put adverts on. 1-866-IDOLS-04. Dun smile Gideon.

Break. Oh I need a tape god. Auditions. GOD STUPID TAPE!!! Come on rewind. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on rewind faster it's like on.

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Kevin Covais - "I heard it through the grapevine". Lol you cannot be serious. ahahaha they felt safe around you. Yeah I'd probably be one of them. AHAHAHAAHHA 13 YEAR OLDS. Sorry. AHAHAHAH SEX SYMBOL. Omg Kevin seriously. OMG HE WINKED! Lol he's so funny. Yeah they think you're 5 Kevin. Randy was like YO MAN something something. Paula is like awwww omg crap. Lol no way!!! I know he's got the best performance. Well John Stevens' are the best. Lol Simon what is lalaland. K dun be mean to my Kevin even though he's not one of the 4 eekina guys. OMG HE'S CHICKEN LITTLE. Lol Paris. Oooh chicken large rawr. K Rebecca you're gross. 1-866-IDOLS-05. God Kevin is always five.

Break. Oooh Sway next wow.

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Sway Penala - "Overjoyed" by Stevie Wonder. Yeah if you mess that up I'll kick yours. Yeah last week you sucked. That was cool. I was into it. Lol. Randy said not as good as last week. Um last week sucked. Paula said tonight he was disconnected. What. Simon was like it was karaoke. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Will Makar - "Lady" by Kenny Rogers. EEkina omg dun look at me like that I'll like die. Seriously. Stop. Like I'm gonna die seriously. K that was kinda ugly. Now stop. I have permission to go out with you now stop looking like that at me. Judges were like that was so eekina. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Bucky Covington - Something by Garth Brooks. What did you even just say about chicken and something losing weight something. Like a Kid Rock. You eat straw. Judges said something. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

David Radford - "The way you look tonight" by Frank Sinatra. The lil' eekina David is back not like some Elvis like last week. N the judges were like that was bad n he was like a stone face like omg I hate you guys. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

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Chris Daughtry - "Hemorrhage" by Fuel. Omg. Like he was so good. I could die. I like cried omgina. Lil' Chris!! My lil' Chris who I always loved n peeps were like noooo but now they're like gom Chrisdina eekina! N the judges were like omgina. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap. God you dad.

AI5 Top 24: 10 girls

Wow. This show kinda sucks. Well the girls anyway. Except for Kellie.

Judges.

Katherine McPhee - "All is fair in love and war" Omg her and Kellie are BFF look at them!! She is okay but what is she wearing. Randy said it was just okay. Paula loves her. Simon said not her best. 1-866-IDOLS-01.

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Kinnik Sky - "Here for the party" by Gretchen Wilson. Omg lil' Kevin!! Randy said bad song. Paula said nice range. N Simon said at least she tried to stand out but it sucked. LOL IF YOU FELL OFF OMG!! 1-866-IDOLS-02.

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Lisa Tucker - "Who's loving you" That was MJ? You could never tell. Lil' David Radford!! Randy was like bleh. Paula was like not bleh. N Simon was like something. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Melissa McGhee - Some song. Seriously no idea. N I choked on water n had to run outside and spit it out n choke some more. N then she did that retarded thing lol n I laughed so much n coughed Kevin lol. Randy said good song. Paula said good. Simon said no audience connection. Lol Paula changed seats with Randy. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

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Heather Cox - "Hero" by Mariah Carey. Wow finally a song I know. Randy says not better than Mariah. Same as Paula. Simon says it's a pageant thing. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Brenna Gethers - "Last Dance" by Donna Summers. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Paris Bennett - "Wind beneath my wings". 1-866-IDOLS-07

Ayla Brown - Some song by Celine. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Kellie Pickler - "Something to talk about" by Bonnie Rait. Sweet. Paula wants to squish her too. Lol dog pound. EVERYONE loves Kellie. Yes they do Simon. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

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Sup Mandisa - "Cry" by Faith Hill. Dun sing this this is like my fave song n it means a lot to me you stupid if you ruin it omg. That was awesome. Paula agrees. Shut up Randy it was a great song choice you dun get it. SHUT UP SIMON IT WAS A GREAT SONG YOU DUN GET IT!!! 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap.

Wow I am not dressed and it is 4:39pm. I am such a lazy. My head hurts. I need an asprin. But they're so far away. Which should I do first. I know if I get dressed then I can get my water bottle which I can then take to the bathroom n use to wash down the asprin. Brilliant.

Back. I also need to wash my hair. Well pfft not now since I just used up all my energy getting dressed. Once again, such a lazy.

I should really download that song that I heard the other day and found out what it was. It's like "We Belong" by Pat Benetar what a great song. N that Rod Stewart one like Soul on Soul or something. But it would take like an hour. So later.

Oh now she comes signing back on. Pfft.

Whoa that is the sweetest background ever it's like a clock that tells the time. Shut up.

I doubt they'd have it in winamp library. They'd be like what's a Pat Benetar. Yup knew it it's totally not there. Or the Rod Stewart one although they do have some of his.

Shakira will have to do for now.

Before it was on the radio it was on AOL music first listen.

Wow.

K I don't believe that's looking at it. Oh there. Yeah that's better.

Lol it was like jaahahahaha I was like what is jaha. I can't believe you dun remember.

Ow one part of my foot hurts.

Don't bother be on time. Sorry.

Really when. Exam week I think. How would I even know. Well fine I'll find out.

Oh I hate going into the stupid archives they're like in a whole folder. N there's like 6.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO whoa I almost lost it thank god for that do you really want to leave this page thing. I'll be back.