Top 24 Results: First 4 out

Dun make that face @ me David. Stop being such a dad!

Judges.

What is a top 24 group song beh!!!! Aaaaaaaaaaace!! K David you're bugging me. But I love you Chris!! Get out of here dad. William! Little one.

Break.

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Recap of the past two nights.

Bucky. Mandisa. Patrick. Becky. Chris. Kellie. Melissa. Bobby. David. Paris. Elliot. Brenna. Dad. Ayla. Kinnik. Lisa. Stevie. Sway. Heather. Little one. Gideon. Katherine. Ace. Katherine.

Girls.

His name's Ryan you idiot. Lol Paris's dream. Heather.

Back row stands up. Mandisa Kellie Paris Ayla Lisa Katherine are safe.

Front row. Heather Stevie and Melissa are safe.

Lol after the break.

Back.

Kinnik Becky and Brenna have the lowest amount of votes.

Kinnik is safe what is this sort of.

Becky went home. And sings before she does.

Back.

Time for the lil' guys.

Back row Gideon David Taylor Will Bucky Patrick are safe.

Front row Ace Elliot have a seat. Lil Kevin and Chris sit down. Bobby n Sway have the lowest amount. Lol blah blah blah just kidding. Lil Bobby is out. And singing.

Break.

Back.

Back row girls are safe again.

Front row. Brenna is safe. Suckhy. Kinnik is safe. Melissa is safe. Heather and Stevie are walking to the front of the stage oh wait he sent Heather back and Stevie is out good.

Break.

Back.

Front row guys are safe. That's 2 eekina guys Ace and Chris oh my god I typed Kevin why did I type that.

Back row is on stage. Patrick. Bucky. Dad and William. Are safe yes!! David and Gideon are safe. Sweet the 4 eekina guys are safe.

Bucky and Patrick.

Patrick went home. Oh he was almost okay.

Top 24 Guys: Eekina the 4 eekina guys!

Recap of last night's suckfest.

David!!! Chris!! William!! ACE OGMGOMGOGM!! And that dad.

Judges.

Whoa like a half scream.

A journey. Wow so much screaming I almost died.

NO ONE wants to squish Kevin. GOD.

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Patrick Hall - "Come to my window". Oh no you didn't. Oh those judges said stuff danm I wasn't listening. Oh just to Randy. Paula was like we need you stay. N Simon was like sucky song n bad for you so get out of here you lil' man. Contro-VERSY! Sorry. I just really felt the need to do that. 1-866-IDOLS-01

David Radford EEEEEEE!! I love you: "Crazy little thing called love." Please be better than Fantasia. He's trying to Elvis what is this. Lol and he's all does that look at the girls. Dun make them like you. K you so love one of them. Ooooh your mom loves you. What was that like move. Who are you always doing that thing at!! OOOOH IT'S PARIS I KNEW IT!!! OMG DAVID AND PARIS SITTING IN A TREE, S-I-N-G-I-N-G, FIRST COMES AUDITIONS, THEN COMES HOLLYWOOD, THEN THEY'RE IN THE FINAL 2 TOGETHER. God that sucked. Randy hated it. Paula loves it. N Simon says kind of a joke but audience will like it. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Break. Bucky is next.

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Lil' Bo Constantine - "Simple man" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Do you eat straw I bet you do you lil' cowboy. K I thought you were like a Bo but apparently you are a Kurt or like one of those country rock dudes...ooh like Kid Rock! Who never were too interesting. The judges were okay about it. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

Break. Williamina nextina why would you put a break on god.

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WILL MAKAR OMGOMGOMG I LOVE YOU: "I want you back" by the Jackson 5. K learn how to sing and stop making those faces. Your face will freeze. Randy said something. Paula said all the girls love him n his face is like yeah I know. N Simon is mean. N all the girls boo. Hey you girls shut up he's mine. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Lol where there's a Will there's a Sway that was great Ryan.

Sway Penala - "On bended knee" by Boyz 2 Men. K it's kind of bad. K that hurt my eyes lil' sway. RAndy said something. Paula said it was good. 1-866-IDOLS-05

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Chris Daughtry ogmgomg I love you: "Wanted dead or alive" by Bon Jovi. Everyone loves Chris. 1-866-IDOLS-06 god there's no 9 why can't I get that.

Kevin Covais god you're such a little one - "One Last Cry" by Brian McKnight. Ahahah those faces he makes. N if he was actually meaning this everyone would cry cuz they'd be like NOOOOOOOOOOO KEVIN IS SAD. N Randy was like dude that was the bomb n Kevin was like yup I know. K Kevin I don't think Paula meant in that way he's like oh yeah. N Simon was mean. Dun be mean to my lil' one even though I hate him. K you messed it up by pausing. N all the girls pinch his cheeks. He's like you'd go up to him n be like SKISH MUCKWAT n he'd be like what are you doing n I'd be like what am I NOT doing yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Gedeon McKinney god he's like telling a story. "Shout". K this song is dumb. And so are you. N Simon was like I hate your smile. Yeah well he is pretty ugly. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Elliot Yamin - I have no idea what he even sang. But he's like a monkey. N Simon was like you're the best guy ever. Um yeah no. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

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Bobby Bennett - "Copa Cobana" god what is this like bar song. Get out of here you're retarded. N they even all say. Lol Paula that was great Old McDonald had a frickin' farm I could die. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. Ace next omgina.

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Ace Young - "Father Figure" by George Michael. Rawr. K that guitarist is like the scariest. N Ace is all omg I'm Ace. N everyone dies. And Randy laughs. N Ace is like why is the dawg laughing at me. Lol that was great. Randy says he's hot and can sing omgina how could this be on such a crappy show like this. Well not those exact words but still. N Paula is like rawr even guys will love you. N Simon is all like Elliot was better but still great no Elliot is a not best monkey. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

Break. God the dad next.

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Taylor Hicks god this dad - "Levon" by Elton John um don't do this Billy Klippert owned song man. N I can even predict your dad movements as you do them you're such a dad but everyone loves you. 1-866-IDOLS-DAD. Sorry. 12.

AI5 Top 24: 12 girls

Kellie!!! And a lot of other peeps. God I hate you Brenna.

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Mandisa: "Never run away". Or something. Randy says she showed her personality. Paula said she was brave to sing heart. Simon says she has an unbelievable personality and he can see her through to the finals. What, of The Biggest Loser? Sorry. 1-866-IDOLS-01

KELLIE!!: "How far" by Martina McBride. Hey, it's Carmen, Carrie, and Ashley all in one. Hey it's the back of Ace's head. Randy said he doesn't think it's the best he's seen from her but it was still good. Paula says she's got the likability factor. Simon liked it. She talks about her grandpa. Like all the time. 1-866-IDOLS-02 do it peeps.

Break. Now with even more nacho flavour. God those nerds.

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Becky O'Donahue god I've seen wayyyy too much of you in like gross ways keep your mag pics to yourself: "Because the night". Randy says good stuff. No dog pound we did that last year. N Paula says that some notes were off. Simon says she's good but not good enough n that's needed for an AI. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Ayla Brown - "Reflection" Yeah you're kind of a robot even Simon said. And me and Bubs talked all the way through your performance. N you wear those REALLY ugly pants that of course like losers like you would wear god Brenna wears them too that should teach you how ugly they are. Randy says he didn't expect it to be good but it kinda was. Paula said she was surprised. Simon said that her voice has limits n the song broke them but he saw some emotion so he doesn't think she's as much as a robot anymore. 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Paris Bennett - "Midnight train to Georgia". Whoa calm down. Seriously you're like all blaahdglksjf. Randy says it's amazing. N Paula says she's her Idol. And Simon agrees. K dun insult her by saying she's like Fantasia. You might as well say she's like dirt. Ooooh her and Kevin. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

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Stevie Scott - "To where you are" by Josh Groban. God you're so stupid how could you even think of attempting this. And I know what you're going to do before you start. And it SUCKS. Josh Groban does not do all those runs, EVER, especially in that song. You're so dumb. Sorry hon, this isn't a Christina song. Paula's stupid and apparently has never heard Josh Groban. Simon agrees with me, which he would because he's a Josh Groban fan. He says that she messed it up which she did. GOD Paula shut up I don't think you even know this song. Simon says America will hate it. Yup. Danm right. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

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Brenna Gethers - "You are the sunshine of my life". K seriously peeps get a new pair of pants. Randy says keep your stupid personality. Paula says safe song. Simon says horrible. Yup. N she says all this stuff yeah shut up no one likes you. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Heather Cox - "When you tell me that you love me". No this is a group song you stoop. Randy said it didn't work for him. Paula agrees. Simon said it was horrible and no one will remember anything good about it. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

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Melissa McGhee - "When the lights go down". Kinda lame. Randy says not amazing but good. Paula disagrees and says it was a shining moment. Simon says that he didn't even know her but it was good but she's lifeless. Sweet, a singing corpse. Like Casey LeBlanc II. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

Lisa Tucker - "I am changing" by Jennifer Holiday. Kinda bad. N I'm not even paying attention but it's like something you'd turn off and be like GOD what is this. All those peeps liked it. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Break. No wonder he has a savings full of Chinamen. What?

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Kinnik Sky - "Get here". K that was horrible. N those peeps said stuff. Simon said lame. 1-866-IDOLS-11.

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Katherine McPhee - "Since I fell for you". Everyone loves her. 1-866-IDOLS-12.

Lol I like got so lazy at the end.

Now let's have a lil' recap.

The 4 eekina guys! God who does William look like.