Results show:

Shows all the contestants, opening theme plays. I hope I don't run out of tape, I'm pretty short on space. Group song "Oo wah diddy diddy". Or something. And other stuff. The guys are freaks! Now all the girls. Elena looks retarded. Manoah looks awesome, so does Theresa. Oooh, Elena likes Shane! Manoah and Jacob and Kalan. Rawr, Kalan. What a freak he is, he's acting so hot! Josh is in the crowd. Jacob. And the girls. Josh and Jason and Kaleb are running back from the crowd. What a freak Shane is. Josh likes Theresa. Lol Kaleb. Jason and Kalan and Kaleb. Now Jason and Shane and Theresa and Jacob and Josh. Now Jacob and Manoah and Kalan. Now all of them. Fireworks flying from all directions! It's done.

Judges intro. Sass looks the same as last night. So does Jake. Beh look at Farley's shirt! Recap of last night. Flash of all contestants. Jacob. Theresa. Lol Jason. KALEB! He didn't improve his look, Ben, it sucks. Elena. Go Sass, she insulted her! Josh. Manny! Rawr, Kalan! Beh, Shane. Cheap! Now another flash of all of them. Results...after the break.

Commercials. Someone called Jacob gay on MSN today, and they ARE gay themselves, so I got mad and told them that just because they were sick of being the only gay person around didn't mean that they could call other people gay who weren't.

Back. MIKEY BUSTOS!! Is in the audience. Lol Jon is coming out. He's dressed like a tennis player. The idols went to a tennis tournament. They sing the anthem. Calm down, Manoah. Now they're all throwing balls. Now they all get a special VIP view of the game from the presidents box. Now Jon is playing against the #1 players or something. Jon stole a ball so now a player is coming after them all so they run away. Results now.

Jason Greeley...I like his shirt...he's safe YES!! Kaleb...looks freakish and...is in the bottom 3 oh crap what do I do. Jacob...looks incredibly hot and...is safe!! His hair looks awesome. Kalan...his clothes don't match but whatever he still looks hot and...is safe YES!!! Josh Seller...his hair is re-curled he looks so much better...is safe YES!!! Josh, calm down, jeez. Shane...who also looks incredibly hot...his shirt is really nice...he's in the bottom 3. Elena...who still looks retarded but must be safe...and is. Manny and Theresa are left. And we find out who's safe...after the break.

A Bratz movie? How stupid those things are retarded! I can't believe Kaleb is in the bottom 3, he better be safe. I don't want either Theresa or Manny to be down there. Me and my mom both think it's gonna be Manoah. My laugh is so freakish because I'm sick. Whatever. My throat hurts again, I think because I'm nervous but I'm trying to forget Kaleb's down there even though I know it's true so I can't.

Back. Overview of both of them...Theresa looks so nice...her and Manny are holding hands. Now they're laughing really hard, and I don't know what at. I think at what the judges said last night. Lol, Manoah. The last person in the bottom 3 is...Manoah, I knew it. Now we see what the judges think. Jake says not enough votes is the reason why they are there. Farley says that Canada made a mistake. I don't know what Sass said. Zack says a whole lot of nothing, as usual.

The first person back is...KALEB!!! Yes! Now Manny and Shane are the bottom 2. The 2nd person to be eliminated is....going to have to wait till after the break.

Please be Shane, please be Shane, please be Shane! I like him and all, but Manny was better last night. They both got in in group 4.

Back. The person eliminated is...Manoah. So much for the Mannies. Oh crap, she's crying. A look back at Manny's journey. It's showing a clip of her crying in the top 100 while she's crying right now. Manoah says never give up no matter what critics say, because sometimes they're wrong and she think she still has to prove that. Now she's singing us out with "Sweet Dreams". Now they're all hugging Manoah. Oh good, I didn't run out of tape. Now Shane can't be in the finale, because every idol season, the two final contestants always got through in the same group for the top 32. Which means that Josh was with Brandy, and she's gone, so he's out of the finale, and the same with Shane and Manny. Next time is Rock and Roll, I'll be back next week.

 

Top 9 show - British Invasion:

Jacob Hoggard - "Space Oddity". When he first came out you couldn't even see him, he was sitting in a chair backwards, and then he turned it around and stood up, and he was holding this cape overhimself, and then he threw it off and I was like "Oh my god" I just totally had my hand over my mouth because he was wearing this freakish shiny blue space suit thing and it slit down the front and he was wearing like all this bling bling and he had like dark blue eye shadow on and all this black mascara!! He looked like such a freak! He was doing it like David Bowie or something, but David Bowie looks like such a freak! I think he sang good, I couldn't really hear it because someone phoned saying my brother had got a $500 scholarship with them or something but he's in Quebec, so.

Theresa Sokryka - "There's a kind of hush". I have something to say about her that I've never said before: I've actually liked her this whole time but I've lied and said I didn't. Don't ask me why. But she was awesome, the judges hated it. Zack started yelling at her for choosing a crappy song and she's not used to them saying bad stuff about her so I yelled at him.

Jason Greeley - "Saturday night's allright for fighting". I LOVE JASON GREELEY!! He does great at Elton John songs and he's so funny with his bouncing he's like George Huff only better! Zack said he wants him to quit it with his bar performing and he wants to see who the real Jason is, and me and Jake and Farley were all like "This IS who he is"!!!

Kaleb Simmonds - "If I saw you in heaven" or "Tears of heaven". I can't remebmer the exact title but I know it's by Eric Clapton. I LOVE THIS SONG!!! And I love Kaleb!! Except he had on this freak ching hat and then he took off his hat in the middle of the performance and he has no hair anymore!! Well he does but it's like almost all gone he got rid of it all it's freakish he looks so bad! But he was SO amazing it was SO sweet!!

Elena Juatco - "The first cut is the deepest" by Cat Stevens. Both Cat's and Sheryl Crow's versions were WAY better. Elena was cheap. Sass said it was awful and Zack said it was bad. For once Zack says good stuff.

Joshua Seller - "Where the streets have no name" by U2. This was his audition song. His hair is like all straight now and it like totally sticks up at the back it's freakish he looks so bad!! But he was cool and he didn't mess up the words this time like he did in his audition, so that was good. The judges liked him a little bit.

Manoah Hartmann - "Sweet Dreams". I forget who it's by, but I'm sure ya'll know and I LOVE THAT SONG!! Manoah did SO great, like Ben said she was totally the SPITTING image of Gwen Stefani with her hat that covered her eyes and her pink-blond hair and her pinstriped suit. The judges hated her and Zack said that it's her time to go home, but I hate him for saying that because it's NOT going to happen, she came WAY too close to it last week and I won't let it happen again! I didn't start the Mannie's for nothing.

Kalan Porter - "House of the rising sun". This was HIS audition song too! But he was WAY better this time. And he does so great with his long/loud notes that he always does! And he's starting to be like Clay Aiken with his staring hotly at the camera at the end, in the I want you kind of way which I will NOT explain right now because I don't think he'd appreciate it because I DON'T think that a guy like him thinks that way. He's in a string quartet, for freak's sake.

Shane Wiebe - "Something about the way you look tonight" by Elton John. Pretty cheap! Seriously, Shane is not cool anymore unless he steps up! He was cool last week, but if anybody picked a bad song for tonight, it was him. Gary Beals OWNS this song, man, and I'm talking about GARY BEALS.

I'm sorry it wasn't up right after the show but my computer was down and plus I'm really really sick so it's hard for me to get up off the floor let alone sit at the computer and type out some whole thing, but I knew I had to get it up, I can't let ya'll down.

Jacob Hoggard - 1-866-9-IDOL-01 - "Space Oddity"
Theresa Sokyrka - 1-866-9-IDOL-02 - "There's a kind of hush"
Jason Greeley - 1-866-9-IDOL-03 - "Saturday night's allright for fighting"
Kaleb Simmonds - 1-866-9-IDOL-04 - "If I saw you in heaven" or "Tears of heaven"
Elena Juatco - 1-866-9-IDOL-05 - "The first cut is the deepest"
Josh Seller - 1-866-9-IDOL-06 - "Where the streets have no name"
Manoah Hartmann - 1-866-9-IDOL-07 - "Sweet Dreams"
Kalan Porter - 1-866-9-IDOL-08 - "House of the rising sun"
Shane Wiebe - 1-866-9-IDOL-09 - "Something about the way you look tonight"

I'm voting for Kalan right now and sometimes it's busy and sometimes it's not, but it's so hard because I have it leaned against my shoulder and my arms hurt from typing and pressing redial so I have to go now!!