AI5: Auditions Round 2:

Denver:

K why would you put that on your face. Um what.

OMG I SAW CHRIS!!!

Marlos Davis: Lol what a weirdo. Um don't sing Alicia Keys thanks bye. Yeah that's bad bye. Lol he's like all confused. Lol he's like no no no let me in. Bye.

Tiffany Christensen - What!! Lol Paula is like wtf. Lol Simon's face!!

Olivia Dudley - What is that.

David Horning - No thanks you can run by yourself. FAR away.

Lisa Tucker - Don't sing this it's like my favourite song. And it's better than that but sure why not. And she's in.

Break.

Amanda Berg - Yeah don't sing this ever AGAIN. Actually just don't SING ever again.

THAT'S ACE YOUNG?!?!?!!? OMG I SAW HIM IN THE COMMERCIAL HE'S SO GOOD AND I SAW HIM ON IDF!! Simon says yes. Randy says yes. Paula says yes.

Roshelle someone who like a billion people wear a letter of her name and she goes that's me.

Break.

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BILLY INSTONE!!

CHRIS OMG!!! I love Chris omgina. Don't be so mean Simon no one cares. And he got in like I already knew he was going out!!

Break.

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K don't sing Josh Groban 1) You're a girl and 2) Don't sing Josh Groban

Lol a big fan of Paula's.

Eric Mena - Lol like some western thing. Lol and he just leaves. Lol the music!!

Garet Johnson - Yeah some cowboy. Learn to talk. What for this real eyed wonderer don't sing Elton bye. K but apparently not bye they were like you suck kina but not really k you're in. Lol he's so gay.

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K what is this freak that can't talk and what get out of here not flawless.

And this guy like thinks he's so smart. Yes a nice Logan. Get out of here they're like Adam and Dirk.

Flawless is first (Nick McCord). K what's wrong with you people get out of here RUINING Elton god!!

And the nerd is next. Oh my god he's singing from Wizard of Oz. Lol and Paula was like making fun of him so much and he was like PAULA!!!!

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April Walsh - I've heard that name. Yeah kind bad I agree Simon. But she's in.

What the HELL is that. Zach Travis. Is a GIRL. But he's not. Yet he wears heels and like girl stuff but he goes to the bathroom like Randy. Or so he says. Ew.

Tomorrow North Carolina!!

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OH YEAH!! It's started. I'm like dying to death so happy lol. A dream!! Of what Ryan. K that's over exaggerating it a bit Ryan Guy Sebastian's more popular than most these people.

My perogies better not burn.

NOOOOOOOOOO NOT CONSTANTINE!!!

Lol that RJ Helton thing.

Lol a hate-fest.

That person was good.

CHRIS I LOVE YOU!!! OMGOMG FINALLY!!!

Don't be a brunette John Stevens.

K what is that guy.

And that person.

Oh that guy's awesome.

Meh that person is okay.

Some bad peeps.

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Lol I love the windy city.

K get out of here you arrogant. Lol that guy. What it's Nigel! What was that like moo.

K I missed some girl Bubs will fill me in in a sec.

K that guy's ugly.

Oh god not twins.

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Chicago!!

What is THAT?

The something Twins. Britnam. I'm sorry your names are NOT Daryl and Taryl. Lol wow they don't suck. K black people always sing these songs. Lol Randy. They're both through.

Hey it's that one! I saw her pic on IDF. K don't say that lol that's sick. Too loud get out. She's through.

K what kind of a name is Mandisa. Lol a bigger stage. Simon! Lol like France.

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Lol Kevin Brennerman or something. Ew. Hey sweet he's singing Take A Load Off Granny! Lol he's so gay. Lol a rat.

Charles Berry. Lol this song! Get out of here. Simon's just like yeah bye. Lol he said to be a girl awww that's mean he like cried and Paula freaked at Simon lol.

K what a cow shower. No get out person and don't sing that song please k thanks bye. Lol Mad Cowell.

Oh my god don't be such a copy. Deputy Sheriff. Lol what is with this song. K we get that you shot the sheriff just shut up and go to jail. Lol!! Again and again!!

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K that fatty get out of here you suck even street people will say that!

Lol a wedding dress.

Lol those like old people.

Lol oh god that statue.

Oh no that Fatty came back. Lol what is that song.

K which one's a grandma. They look the same how is that a grandma. Lol that guy is so gay!! Lol Simon!! They were like to the guy "What makes you different?" and Simon like snorted lol. K that's a GIRL seriously. Lol like a grandma/simon fight.

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Awww sisters. They are both good. I like the one who's name is not Leah better. And they both got through.

K this person is gonna suck her name is Yvette Gomez and you can tell by looking at her that she'll suck. And she does. She's out. Told you.

Zachary Smith - Get out of here you Harry Potter character seriously don't copy HP6 man. Meh he's allright. Paula says yes. Simon says noooooo. Randy says yes. So he's going.

Jessica Nelson - Get out so bad. Yeah shut up.

Meow catfight. What is with this.

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Hey it's that JS copy don't be. David is 17. Don't be such a JS copy!! He's...in. What does Josh Groban have to do with anything.

Oh my god. Look at her MOM. Like what the. It's Ashlee Simpson and a 20 year old MOM. K that can't be someone's mom sorry. What was that like donkey laugh. K Simon made her bring her mom in. Oh GOD. What is that skirt like 1 inch. Dear god get out of here ugly. You and your mom oh my god.

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What is that like THING!!

Lol that guy. K what is this like hashhash. Lol and he just walks out.

What is that like Russian. Are we talking credit card here.

K what is this. Yeah get out.

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Nooooooooooo not more twins god!! Josh and Jarrett Simmons. K yeah don't sing this song. God slower than Ruben. And they are in.

Lol Crazy Dave I love this guy he's like retarded!! Oh my god I could die he's like jumping and screaming everywhere omg my stomach hurts. Omg he's through ahahahahah!

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Oh my god ahahhahaa Moulin Rouge like 50 times that was great. HEY where did you go that Pippi guy I almost cried.

Previews of tomorrow OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG CHRIS AGAIN!!