AI5 Top 10 Results:

K what's happening where did they go like Shark Tale type movie. Ace Young is the hottest person in the whole world. Oh wait that's Ice Age.

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Sweet Ford video. Ace Young is soooooooo hot.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet Shakira omg.

Dude Wyclef is on Paula's chair. N in Simon's face lol he's probably like get away.

Recap of last night.

Mandisa Chris Kelly Taylor Paris and they are safe.

Oooooh top row it's on. Omg Ace is up there.

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Elliot. You dun need to plug your ears you're already deaf. That was uncalled for Rebecca. You're safe eekina. Lisa is in the bottom 3 again yeah well no duh. So is Ace omg crapsticks. Katherine n Bucky omg it's on. Omg Katherine is in omg shocker.

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Ace is back rawr.

N Lisa is out.

Bout time.

Sings suckily out.

AI5 Top 10 Millenium songs (2000-2006):

Lisa Tucker - "Because of you". You are the biggest homo in the world. You sound so gay. This is like a REALLY bad talent show. Sarah get here now so you can laugh at this. Oh Lisa. Oh dear me. Randy says it was just okay. Paula says she should have made it different. Simon said that the song was too big for her n part were painful. Yeah. If you really had known what kind of song you were taking on you wouldn't have done it stupid. 1-866-IDOLS-01 yeah dun vote for her.

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Kellie Pickler - "Suds in the bucket" what the hell kind of song name is that. Randy says bad song choice. So does Paula she's all like you're so much better than that. Simon says it was a gay song. Yeah. 1-866-IDOLS-02.

Ace Young - "Drops of Jupiter" by Train. Omg a shirt pull holy crap skin hot. N that look omg hand reaching out to me. Randy says wrong song and he didn't sing it well. Your mom didn't sing it well. Paula says some stuff oh not her fave. Oooh scar rawr close up. How did you get it. Simon says he thought it was quite karaoke. I thought YOU were quite karaoke. What's a T-Block. 1-866-IDOLS-03.

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Dad Hicks - "Trouble" by someone someone. I heard Rayla McLean. Actually it like blends with your dad hair. God just go to the bathroom dad. N Simon agrees that he should not dress like that dad!! 1-866-IDOLS-04.

Mandisa - "Wanna praise you". Lol George Huff is like dancing. I actually dun mind that much most peeps I'd be like get away. Randy says song choice bad. Paula says something about the church of Mandisa. 1-866-IDOLS-05.

Break. So Sarah. What are you looking up.

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Chris Daughtry - "What if" by Creed. He knows what he's doing. Hey Chris. Want to have some sekkusu. K I'm really scared he's all like WHAT IF like right in my face. Chris you're in my grill. Randy n Paula say stuff. Oooh back talk. Simon says that he needs to be different. Oooh backlash has started. 1-866-IDOLS-06.

Katherine McPhee - "The Voice Within" by Christina Aguilera. It was okay. Called it though what are you wearing. Randy says so close to original. Paula says something. Simon says best tonight n almost good as original. 1-866-IDOLS-07.

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Bucky Covington - "Real Good Man". I love Bucky dun be mean Sarah just cuz he eats straw. The judges say some stuff. 1-866-IDOLS-08.

Paris Bennett - "Work it out" by Beyonce. K she looks like Asha. How do they do that with her hair. Dun be Fantasia god I'll shoot you. Sheto be a pussy doesn't want. 1-866-IDOLS-09.

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Elliot Yamin - "I don't wanna be" by Gavin Degraw. Oh I love Elliot lol his dancing. N the judges Simon shut up he can't dance cuz of his tube. 1-866-IDOLS-10.

Recap. Omg Ace do the shirt thing rawr n he's all like touch.