Thursday's results show...um...well...like, whoa....

The whole top row was safe (Latoya, Fantasia, George, Jasmine, and Jen), which meant JPL, Diana, and John were in the bottom 3. John Stevens "As time goes by". So then Diana got put back, like I thought she would be. My mom thought John was gonna get put back so she was like freaking out, but I so knew.

And then the next person to leave was...umm...Jon Peter Lewis. Bah!! I totally though it was going to be Johnny, I was getting ready to accept it, I was like "Okay well, I guess my boy's going home". I just flipped out when I heard JPL's name, I could not believe it. I was so happy. It IS a little sad now, but he sucked Wednesday night so he sort of deserved it. The best thing about it is that now all the PenPals are voting for John Stevens, and there are a ton of them, so he's totally going to get into at least the top 4 if he doesn't win it.

I just remember that in Uglito's version of "Summertime" she said "Your MA is good looking". Yup, just because she's black she has to turn everything into loser slang. It's "Momma", you retard. And then after John performed they showed a clip of how they all get ready, and John came out of the bathroom wearing just a towl. Seriously. I freaked out I was like "Oooh holy crap!!". Well actually, they were ALL wearing just towls, but still, John is hot. And then he got dressed again and I was like "Aww, Johnny but his shirt back on, damn it!!"

So, JPL sang his way out with another version of "Jailhouse Rock", which wasn't as bad as the first one, but still, it was bad. He ran around the audience till he found his dad and then they danced together. Aw crap, I don't get to see his hot brother anymore!! Damn. RJ Helton was in the audience!! He's so hot!! He came in 5th in Season 1. Ryan went over him to a second after he had interviewed the guy from Tru-Calling or whatever, which Tamyra Gray was on last night.

Christina Christian performed "Forever Never". It was so weird, it didn't seem at all like her, her hair was totally straight and she got bangs, she looks like Trenyce from Season 2 (5th place), seriously. Her backup dancers were freakish. Wow, Beverly and Elliot, the two headed freak. And Chubbo the Wolf Baby. Shut up. Christina was way better at the American Idol Christmas show, but still, she was good. Ah damn, I gotta go take a crap and then watch Lizzie McGuire, which oh crap is on now. Seacrest, OUT!!!

Okay, WEDNESDAY's show: (Movie night with Quinten Tarantino, baby!! Holy crap, he is mean!!)

George Huff - His favourite movie is "The Wiz". A black version of the wizard of Oz. Right. He said that ever since he "seen" it as a kid, it stuck to him like glue. He's gonna have fun trying to rip it off then, cause that's gotta hurt. He said the Evil Witch's makeup was so cool. He sang "Against All Odds". It was nothing compared to Marc Devigne's version on Canadian Idol Wildcard round, but Marc is the best, so. George was really good, but no one liked him except for Quinten. He said "You made me forget that I hate that song". Marc messed up the words, but George didn't, so I give him props for that. Props? What am I, Randy? Cheez. Shut up.

Jennifuh Hudson - Her favourite movie is "Sister Act 2". She said her favourite scene was when Whoopi Goldberg was glued to the chair and it was rolling down the hallway. She said it was "So hillarious". Hey. it LOOKED funny when they showed the clip. She sang "I have nothing", and if Leah's watching at home or in the trash can, wherever she lives, she's gonna be so pissed, because Jen did WAY better than she did singing that song in Group 3. Jennifer is just the best, she is so awesome. Haha, she stole Leah's song and made it 100x better. Sucker. Leah I mean, not Jen. Jeez. Whoops, my bad. CHEEZ!!

JPL - His favourite movie is "Dead Poet's Society", because it like has a good storyline or something. My mom was like "Oh, he has more points with me now, I guess he's not dumb after all!!" He sang "Jailhouse Rock". He SUCKED hell. He was so bad. He was trying to make it like his Wildcard performance when he sang Elvis, but it was way worse. Just...no.

Diana Degarmo - Her favourite movie is "Bowfinger" with Eddie Murphy and Steve Martin. At least, I think it's Eddie Murphy. Anyway, her favourite scene is when Eddie is running across the highway between all the cars and screaming. She said it was "Sooooo funny!!" It did look funny, I gotta see that movie. You know what's funny though? That Dairy Queen advert where the guy's got the baby in the pouch around his neck and then he moves his head down and the kid lifts its head up and wacks him in the mouth! Now THAT is funny, I could not stop laughing, it was hillarious and my mom was like "Umm...that's not funny." Diana sang "My heart will go on". She was cheap, so I didn't vote for her. Quinten said "You hit all the notes and it was fine, but I DON'T CARE!!!" and I was like "Holy crap, he's worse than Simon". Simon said Diana is too young and is trying to act old. All the judges said about what a hard song it is to sing. "My heart will go on" is NOT a hard song. I can do that so. I DO do that song. Jeez.

Uglito - Fantasia's favourite movie is "Finding Nemo", because she says Nemo is just like her. What, ugly and annoying? Oh, that is SUCH a burn. She says Nemo is wacky and doesn't always want to do what he's told. Right. I cannot believe what she sang. She sang what JENNY GEAR sang on Summertime Hits night on Canadian Idol. She sang Gershwin's "Summertime". When I heard Ryan say that title I was like "NOOOOOOOO!!!!" She freaking RUINED it!! She was sitting on the floor the whole time (well, LYING on the floor actually, being a slut), and wearing this ugly dress and making ugly faces and being ugly. I hate her. I want to kill her. She's an annoying, snotty, ugly, bitchy piece of crap that needs to be thrown away. Or better yet, shot. You don't take a Jenny Gear song and turn it into shit, okay? You just don't. Someone needs to slap her and tell her that if she wants to ruin songs, she can stick with Beyonce and Macy Gray or whatever the hell garbage she listens to, because she's obviously getting her shitty style from someone.

Jasmine Trias - Her favourite movie is "Lilo & Stitch"!!! That wasn't really a surprise. Her little sister looks just like the girl from it. She said she likes it because it's about how important family is. Aww, isn't that cute?? Her favourite scene in the movie is when Lilo and the two sisters are surfing because it reminds her of her life in Ha-wa-ee. She sang "When I fall in love". It was aiight, and Simon said that the problem with Diana and Jasmine is that they're children trying to be adults and it's not working. Right. Diana's 16, and Jas is 17. They're ALMOST adults. What are they supposed to do, run on stage singing "The Candy Man Can??" I mean seriously, they give them themes like Elton John and Movie Night, and they complain. Right.

John Stevens - Hee! His favourite movie is "Aladin". What a hottie!! And his favourite scene is when they're all singing "Prince Ali"!! Hee!! How cute!! He said he loves the movie because it's so magical. Just like him. And his singing. He sang "As time goes by". It was such the perfect song for him. But seriously, I hate the stylists. They cut his friggin HAIR!! He looks like Ryan Seacrest!! Well, that's what Simon says. You should've seen John's face he's like "Ugh, I don't want to look like him he's a losa!!" but he was just joking, so. All the judges said he was wonderful and it was a perfect rendition, which is great especially coming from Randy, who hates him. Simon said John is great, but he has no charisma. Simon thinks Guy has charisma. That's what he said to him on World Idol. And then he said to Heinz Winckler that he didn't have what Guy had, which of course was "Natural charisma". Oh yeah. Right.

Latoya London - Her favourite movie is Finding Nemo too!! I forget what her reason is, but her favourite scene is when some fish drag this other fish down and the other fish like "Oh man, you guys made me eat!" I have no idea. It sounded like that, anyway. Latoya sounds like a fish when she imitates fish. Right. She sang "Somewhere". I actually had to look that up on the site just now because she was so boring I forgot what she sang. She was loud and cheap and boring. Losa!!

So the next show, the results one, is on in 20 minutes. Crap, I need some dinner. I slept in today and missed the class pictures and the freaking band pictures, which really pisses me off because Alum was in the band pictures, but whatever, there will be ones at Claremont, so. Maybe they'll do retakes just for me. Yeah, I wish, haha. Haha, Jonah Moananu. Shut up. I was talking to Alum today and he said that Stephanie phoned him up and left a message saying that she was sorry for talking to him but I paid her, or some shit like that. I'm going to kill her, she's such an ass. No one phones Alum but me, seriously. Shut up.

I'm listening to George Huff's audition of "You are so beautiful to me". That was in Houston when only Randy and Simon were there and they were kinda pissed at everyone because Houston had so much suckingness. George isn't as good now as he was then, just like JPL. Haha, Simon says that George can sing at funerals. He didn't want George through because he seemed old. Haha, George is like flipping out because he got through. He sounds like a monkey. Haha "Be young" and George goes "I'm gold, I'm gold!". I can't go on any American Idol boards, well Idolforums, because the show's already been shown in the East so it'll say like what people sang. Now I'm listening to Jasmine Trias "Breathe". Okay seriously, I'm going to just start putting the song names now, because this takes so much crappy time.

The performance show wasn't on yesterday because of George Bush's dumbass speech, I got so mad. So now it's on tonight and Thursday. Right. Shut up. Derek found out about this place by adding me to MSN, and he was telling everyone in class about it and how I put that I had hot pictures of Callan and those guys. Me and Sarah figured out what to call those guys so that we wouldn't get them confused. Callan's name is Lan, Callum's is Lum, and Calum is Alum. It's like I phone up Calum "Hi is Alum there?" his parents would be like What the hell. And then Nick was like chewing up liquorice drug shit and spitting it all over the floor and throwing it at Jordan, and then in Math Mr.Prescott, who is the new Vice Principal because Mrs.Reid has a computer disk in her back or something, made Nick apoligize to the whole class it was so funny.

Jasmine Trias "Run to you", from group 4 performance show. Oh yeah, group 4 was so cool. It was like Susan Vulaca, who sucked, John Preator, who was awesome, Heather Piccinini, who was awesome, John Stevens, who is hot and awesome, Jasmine Trias who is awesome, George Huff who is awesome, Lisa Wilson who sucked, oh yeah and Tiara Purifoy the water filter, who I kind of liked at first but then she sucked and didn't get to perform in the wildcard show. Haha, sucker.

Mmm, chocolate stick cookie. Okay, that sounded so wrong. Eh whatever, it's a cookie, cheez. Whoops, I didn't mean to right cheez I meant to write jeez but whatever cheez is better. Mmm, cheeze. Shut up!!! So Jordan got beat up today. Seriously. I think it was like the new guy Corey and Mitch (not sure if it's Tibo or Chin-Aleong), in the boys PE Changeroom, and then they got in trouble or something. Well, I'm not sure if Jordan did, but I was pissed off. Why would someone beat up a hot guy like Jordan? Jennifer Hudson "Imagine", from group 1 performances. Ah, it's so cowld outside. Shut up George, seriously dude I'm gonna kill you.

This weekend was shit, seriously. I had pink eye, an earache, AND the fucking flu. Whoa, I have never used that word on here before. I feel so bad. Holy crap, some guy on MSN just said I was hot after I just sent him a picture. But that's just Shane, he has a girlfriend. Haha, now he's like flipping out asking for more pictures. Ehh, I'll send.

Me and Sandy were talking in Home Ec, when we were making some disgusting taco salad shit thing, and I was telling her that one of the duty people at school like came up to me and started telling me how lovely and beautiful my singing was, and Sandy's like "You have fans!" and I was like "Yeah, you want an autograph? Cause they might be hard to get later!!" and she was like "Shut up!! Actually, you can sign my yearbook at the end of the year!!" Mmm, Pepsi with lemon. I stole some pop from my brother. Oh crap, that tastes like vodka. I told him not to put any in mine. Only beer. Shit him. Normally, Pepsi is crap but with lemon it rocks. DAMN IT, RODRIGO CORTEZ!! Sorry, I'm listening to his auditions when that SHITFACE Simon asked him what he'd do with the money and Rodrigo said Charity, and they said no. Oh, now Rodrigo is crying, damn. If Paula had've been there, they would've said yes. They were just pissed off at all the crappy people. But screw Paula, she was saying shit about John Stevens AGAIN on an interview show for the second time, only the first time she had Randy with her, and this time she dissed JPL too.

Haha, Shane is being so dumb and saying that I'm damn fine and gorgeous, I wanna kill him. Ooh, "Crocodile Rock!!". Now I'm sending Shane one of my songs. I'm always being compared to people. Here's a list of who people say I'm better than: (it's total crap)

Everyone on American Idol, all 3 seasons (someone actually said that, I'm not lying, this girl Mary from Ohio she's a HUGE Johnny fan)
Jennifer Hudson x2 (Shannon and Sandy)
JPL (Wow, that's a new one! I just heard that from my friend Meg in Toronto)
John Stevens (Alistair)
Camile Velasco (that's not saying much, anyone's better than her)
Leah Labelle (same thing as Camile)
Lisa Wilson (Meg, but Lisa was shit)
Fantastic Uglito (Shannon, haha she hates her)
Alan Ritchson (Haha, Meg, Paulka)
Beyonce Knowles (Holy crap Shane, you have got to be kidding, much as I hate Beyonce, there's not way I'm better than her)

Holy shit, I have a lot of JPL songs. But mostly John Stevens, DUH!! I'll be updating that list once I get more people, haha. I already have all AI people but that's just from one person so I want to see what seperate people think. Oh crap, Shane just said my singing was awesome and amazing. Yay. JPL "Rocket Man". Oh yeah, Elton John. Whoa crap, he yodells better than I do. JPL, that is, not Elton. But Elton does, too. Oh crap, the show is on in like 20 mins. Oh crap, Shane wants more pictures. Oh crap, lots of things, man.

Song of the day: Amy Adams "Dancing in the streets". Don't ask why, I just listened to it, man. Cheez. Shut up.