Ow. Ow. Ow.

My stomache hurts like shizzballs. Ow. I saw The Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants yesterday night with Ehile. It was good. We assigned ourselves characters from the book awhile ago, but I forgot mine till yesterday. I'm Tibby, the one with blue streaks in her hair who spends the summer working at Wallmans and meets this girl with leukemia who then dies.

Great, now this French person on my MSN gave me a link to her Ashley Leitao boards so I have to go upload videos and shit. I spent forever doing it on the Raven boards we started together, and it was for like nothing lol. Apparently Raven posted on our Raven boards. Sweet.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Why does asprin do nothing. http://hostedboard.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=ashleyleitao that would be the Ashley Leitao boards. I just posted video and mp3 and pictures from the show/results show I'm Merrill as always.

OW, Fridgeballs. Josh Groban "Broken vow". Seether "Fine again". I'm just writing the names of random songs I'm listening.

And now my mom and sister have gone to drive my brother to work. But I couldn't go because it's my birthday tomorrow and they were going "somewhere" afterwards. Hmmm I can't imagine why THAT would be.

K I just spent like an hour listening to Avril Lavigne and a bunch of weird stuff from an old Cd and then I watched Ricki-Lee's new video "Hell no!" it's awesome. I want some waffles.

While I was getting my waffles upstairs, I heard this sliding noise like the balcony door opening and since there's no one else home I totally lost my shit. I thought it might be my other brother Tim not being able to get in downstairs but then I realized the door wasn't locked plus he doesn't get home till 5. So I called his name and there was no answer and I kept hearing noises so I took out a butcher knife and walked slowly around to look through the window onto the balcony, but the door was closed and there was no one there. And that's my story.

And now for some weird reason I'm listening to Guy Sebastian's version of "Have yourself a merry little christmas".

I'm bored. I should be studying for exams but I can't study in the daytime. A car just pulled up. No one's coming in so it must be hardi from the other house.
Now I'm listening to SOAD "Toxicity" for the billionth time. It's the fridginest song ever. Version 7.0. Eating seeds is the best time activity, the toxicity of our city, of our city...SOMWHERE BETWEEN THE SACRED....sorry. DISORDER!!!!!!!! SACRED SILENCE AND SLEEP!!! DISORDER!!! Sorry. That was scary.

These are the best songs right now:

System of a down - Toxicity
Breach of trust - Complicated
Seether - Fine again
Franz Ferdinand - Matinee
Enya - Love song
Enya - Only if
Evanescence - Surrender
Evanescence - Missing
Daniel Powter - Bad day
Jet - Look what you've done
Keith Urban - You'll think of me
Rob Thomas - Lonely no more

That is a WEIRD assortment of songs.

That French person just made me make ANOTHER board with her! http://hostedboard.com/phpbb/index.php?mforum=canadianidol3gi here it's the women of CI3 board...my candidate is Emily Vinette...the other address is http://ci3girls.rocks.it I'm an administrator/moderator so don't bug me or I'll...delete your posts...which don't exist...and ban you...from a board which you're not even registered on...

I am so bored I'm watching the Surreal Life. Which is the most SCREWED up show EVER. It's the last episode and they're all sad. :( lol. Now Spiderman is on TBS. I saw that in grade 6 on my birthday with Jordan Deveaux.

Okay, still working on project, CI just finished as I just posted and I'm listening for about the billionth time to System of a Down "Toxicity" which I heard on the bus yesterday and it was the scariest song ever it's awesome Allard loves it too. Have to glue stuff for a minute.

Now my mom got home and she's actually WATCHING the show. We are the most pathetic people if we watch this suckfest, but it's what we do all summer.

I'm bored. Maybe I'll update my profile. Oh and I have to phone Ehlie to send her my project writeup and picture. I have ctrl+n a new page. http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/index.php?t=archives&date=last lol that's awesome Mr. Shut-up-head I'm so calling someone that.

Now I'm talking to Ehlie on the phone and she says she has no black ink so she can't print the picture but she can do the write-up in red. Damn. Oh well, I'll just put a new entry for the picture space. And I'm listening to Seether "Fine again".

And I just got 2B back on the computer but that's probably not good enough. I have to sleep now.

CI3 Top 32: Group 1 Results:

There ARE no best singers, stupidhead, they all SUCK!! Canadian Suckdol. That was dumb, Rebecca. So are you.

Two of them will become the first members of our top SUCK!! Wow, 6 SUCKY people will go home!!

The heck does he have to do with midol. WHOOPS MITAS!!

Jen sucks. So does Dianelys. Cher. All the rest of them suck too except Ashley.

YOU SUCKED MATT!! Jenn, what was it like to see yourself SUCK on TV?

Recap of suckfest last night.

Matt sucked. Oh god go die Jenn. Melody was boring. Daryl's a loser. That note sucked. Dianelys was just too stupid for words, learn to sing words. Stephane is a loser who can't sing the words right and he looks like KD Lang. Ashley is nice. Lol Cher. Group 1 sucked.

Lol Jon Dore. What is he wearing lol. Lol Canada post. Lol the bully judge. And Zack like spits. Lol he wrote the letter. Lol I have letters to deliver lol SEACREST OUT!!

The heck is this lol Letters of Inspiration contest! Lol the heck is with this show like a bear with a cap. I'll send them a message to finally tell them THEY SUCK! I don't want to meet the top 5, they're probably going to suck. Lol is Jake Gold currently seeing somebody and Jon like dies.

Break. Need to finish project.

Back.

Judge's predictions: Jake - Ashley and Daryl, Fareley - Jenn and Dianelys, Sass - Jenn and Daryl, Zack - Ashley and Daryl. Jake is on something he thinks this is the best group 1 ever. JOSH SELLER was in group one last year dumbass!!

Wow, crapsults. Sorry.

Don't be proud of yourselves, you sucked I'm not clapping for anything but your suckiness.

Jenn, last night you sucked and you were horrible. Go die. Disgusting. Canada voted AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH YOU LOST SUCKER!!!! Dianelys you were incomprehensible and ridiculous...Canada voted AHAHAAHHA YOU LOST TOO!! Melody, last night you were boring...Canada voted and you lost too. Ashley last night you were great....Canada voted she's in the top 3 yay!! Daryl last night you were a stupid dork who sang good and sounded gay...Canada voted and he's in the top 3 too lol dumb kid. Cher you were weird and sang a song weird that shouldn't be sung with a piano only...Matt you sucked ugly loser...Stephane you sucked equally and screwed up the words...check in with judges...the decision wasn't hard they all sucked there was no one worth voting for except Ashley...no Dianelys and Jenn aren't the most creative Jenny and Kaleb are stupid. Sass says something. Farely says Daryl got most votes. Jake says Matt will be the last member of the top 3. The final member of the top 3 is Stephane who sucks and better not get through because he ruins songs and doesn't sing the words right and says stupid things like I never knew the telephone was your face. Loser.

Break.

Back. Damn that Perfect Man preview lasted the whole break I got nothing done.

Who cares. The first member is...Lol Daryl. Lol he's so gay. He can't do runs and his voice keeps breaking. God he sucks. I hate stupid fangirls, that's the only reason he got through and that last note is overrated.

Group 2: Vince, Alinka, CASEY!!! Dave!!! Ew David. Josh beh. I hate Julie. EMILY!!!! Yeah, stick all the good people in one group, stupid.

Break. Good I can actually get something done.

Back. Got a little done.

Next member is...ASHLEY YES!!! I like punched and knocked my notes off the desk lol. AHAAHAHAHAHAH STEPHANE YOU LOST UGLY!!!

NEXT WEEK GROUP TWO SAVES THE SHOW!! But Canada will probably vote some suckies through.

I'm gonna like cling to Ashley because she's the only good person through so far. Lol she's like having a heart attack. Melody looks like Daryl's mom.

Now back to that entry I wrote before and getting this finished. Never sing again Darren Day you suck.

Just doing some last minute Socials work before the show. I have a presentation to do tomorrow morning on Current Events about the Industrial Revolution, so I'm doing "Raising awareness about child labour" with an article I found through Infotrac. I wasn't at school the day Ms. Hathorn assigned it so I'm not really sure what to do, but I think it's good, and no one will be listening anyway, so it doesn't matter. I've had so much project stuff to do lately: I just finished a Spanish Pinata with Kevin helping me for the first little bit (I did Guy Sebastian's head it's awesome), an English essay which I don't know what I'm essaying but something to do with Shakespeare, AND all the exams are coming up next week.

That means I have to spend my birthday studying. It's on the 19th which is a Sunday which also sucks because everything closes early and also it's father's day so none of my friends can do anything, but I think I might get to see some Key Losers. I have English exam on the 20th as well as Math, Socials on the 21st, and Spanish on the 23rd.

CI results are on in like 2 minutes, even though I don't give a shit who gets through. I'm listening to Enya "Sail away (Orinoco Flow)".

Jason Greeley has a CD out!! It's so weird I didn't even know about it and I saw it in Wal-Mart yesterday and like freaked out!!

Damn. Results are on so I have to switch pages.

Canadian Idol Top 32: Group 1 (the whole top 32 sucks)

Matt Humphreys - "Oh Chariot". Like the cheapest. No Gavin DeGraw! Jake says it would be better if he knew what it was. Farley says the same. Sass says it was great. Zack says it was not enough. 1-866-9-IDOL-01.

Break.

Jenn Beaupre - "Cheek to cheek". Oh my god like the worst!! Seriously, she's like a goat she's so horrible. Like the worst. Farely and Sass loved it. Zack said we would what the - was that. Yeah pretty much. Jake said that she showed why she's there. Because she sucks? 1-866-9-IDOL-02.

Break.

Melody - If you were gonna put a french though, it should have been Katryn. "All in love is fair". Sass said what was lacking was made up for with emotion. Zack said she was flat around the edges and short on star power but he loves the tone. Jake says he echoes what Sass said. Farley said she sounded a little shakey but she did okay at the end. 1-866-9-IDOL-03.

Daryl Brunt - "When you believe". Are you sure you're a guy? You can't sing this after Josh Groban has. Oh god, it's like taking some loser grade 9 from my school and sticking him on stage. He's okay though, he does good runs. They all like him 1-866-9-IDOL-04.

Break.

Back.

Dianelys Hernandez - "Summertime". Oh my god that was like so retarded. You totally can't understand her and she just makes up noises it's so stupid. Who is TALIA? They all like it but Zack just says we'll see what happens which means he didn't like it. 1-866-9-IDOL-05.

Stephane Aubin - Stupid telephone guy. "Georgia on my mind". Stupid retard, those aren't the words! God, can't you ever remember anything! You suck go away! The judges liked him because they're fridging deaf this year except Zack and Jake. 1-866-9-IDOL-06.

Break.

Back.

Ashley Leitao - "Colours of the wind". She was really good, I was waiting for her because there's no one else in this suckfest. Cheap song though. The judges have different opinions. 1-866-9-IDOL-07.

Break.

Back.

Cher Maendel - "Bohemian Rhapsody". Lol. Connie. Zack says he really has nothing to say. Jake said she showed she's a rock singer. Farely says some stuff. Sass says something about exuberance. 1-866-IDOL-08.