AI5 Auditions: Round 6: Austin, Texas

Julian Riano. Wtf is a lemon tree what is this song lol.

Michelle Lapoint - Yup.

Arthur Mayfield: What are you doing man.

Donnell Bolton - Whoa it's like mouse usher.

Some person who is annoying and ugly. Oh that freak who draws Paula. Um that looks like mj. K you're dumb. Paula Goodspeed. Yeah my heard already hurts thanks. Lol a bridge of metal Simon you're mean.

Break.

Back.

What is that like zombie. I'm so confused there's like 50.

Lol like some horror movie.

Hey it's Jason the funeral director. Yeah or you could not sing it. Or maybe you can yeah go ahead. And he's in.

Cierra Johnson. Or you could not sing it. Yeah just stop. Yeah don't do it again.

Yeah throw your stuff everywhere.

Lol a twin.

Break.

Back.

Some person who almost died. And apparently she can come back in 20 mins.

Jeffery Pollock. He does not know why he is the next AI.

But his friend Rickey Hayes does cuz he is a legend yo. And is through.

Ashley Jackson. Oh wow a fit model. Or you could not. K they're like talking. K that's weird how can you sing with your mouth closed. And is through.

Oooh burn.

Break.

Back.

Ronnie Norman or something. Everyone's his friend. And he gets along with the ladies. It's not that funny man. And he is through. Meh. Maybe if he wasn't so like ooooh I'm hot.

Lol and Paula like dies cuz it's Randy's twin. Nope.

Lol Jeff. Hey that kid was hot.

Break.

Back.

And that person is back. Allison Shoening or something. Bye.'

William Makar. Rawr. Bout time we got a hottie. Stupid Paula says no...Simon says yes...omgogmogmogmg Randy please please...YES!!!

Break.

Back.

Tessie Mae Reid. Lol his face. More like 30. I think you're ugly. K bye. Lol a sack of potatoes don't be mean.

Jeffery!!

Next week: God more auditions! And then the top 100 omg!!

AI5 Auditions: Round 5: LAS VEGAS BABY!!

Lol Simon jackpots.

Lol! Ohhhh I get it what a freak. Lol. Lol they're so mean to him. Omg I could die. Lol they are so mean to him!!! Noooooooooooo dun cry Jamaica man.

What is this like Bobby May's sister. That'd be so funny if she got through. Lol he's so mean. Yeah that'd be good. Pfft Ryan you're mean.

My name's Mecca. I'm 12 years old. Sorry. No way you're 18. Through.

Break. Apparently the judges are retarded after the break lol.

Back.

OMG IT'S THE DRAGON GUY!!! Ryan Hart!! I love this guy so much!!! Lol "I'm bored with YOU!" what a burn Simon. Lol Randy!! Omg I could die.

K some like prison worker. Don't laugh ever again. Or sing this song. Heather Ward. I see. Through.

Break.

Back.

Oh like some gondola worker. Stop talking you're in Vegas not Italy. Yeah. Or you could not. Or maybe you could. K you gotta let this dude in. K you're lame Simon just cuz he does some boat thing. Hey that's mean!!! You guys suck. Noooooooooo peppy!

Ahhhh that guy's scary. Lol you're mean Simon. Lol. I agree dude, I agree.

Um. Ew. No thanks Anthony. K is your gf blind. Why do you have 75 animals. What I hope to take away from this American Idol experience is...some Slim Fast? No sorry, carry on. Bye ugly. Lol Simon "Just as well we couldn't afford the food bill."

Um no dang twins.

Break.

Back.

Yeah I'm gonna break your Ipod. Don't laugh. Do you have to TALK at the same time. Bye dang. Like oh my god.

K you're boring. Lol people stop ruining BSB. Lol they like all sing.

Lol CSI. This is great. K get OUT of here.

Break. Guh I'm tired.

Back.

I'm becoming an American. Sorry. Your name is what now. Lol do you have any batteries. Omg this like Russian lol. That's great bye. Don't be so obsessed with eyes lol. Paulo looked at you?

Lol I'm blind/black and sassy. Lol Simon's muttering shut up.

Lol like montage of I Will Survive. Lol that one guy! Was that a guy. And that one. Lol I love that one guy. Lol again!! Lol he has a kid. Lol. Lol Simon's like so excited.

Break. Like some old guy.

Back.

What was that like Jack Osbourne. Hey it's Colin. Billy Instone!!

Don't sing that Taylor Hicks. The old guy is in.

Tomorrow Austin, Texas!! I just spelled it with an i god.

So tired.